obese orange tyrant edition>Some helpful links to numb the painhttps://findahelpline.com/https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/https://www.whitehouse.gov/refundshttps://jlingz.com/>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesPreviously on /smg/>>61652989
>>6165441330 mins til close what calls and puts are we buying to get rich this weekend
>>61654424ORCL
What purpose does the Greenland psyop serve? Are Europeans retarded and taking trump seriously? Is it all some elaborate pageantry that everyone is in on?>epstienNo I dont think so, there is something else at play
>>61654437amerimutts violated international law like 2 weeks ago did you forget about that?
>>61654444Force is morally justified against communism Besides that equating Venezuela and Greenland is a massive stretch to say the least
>>61654444>Violated International lawInternational laws are like good European salaries. They don't exist.
>>61654450Both Venezuela and Denmark are sovereign states
next week on /smg/
>>61654451>green thing
how did you guys stop gambling on slots?
>>61654451haha good onemeanwhile even spain has a higher median salary than muttland (america has an insanely huge wealth gap compared to first world countries)
>>61654456>IntelGODS
Just take greenland, no one is gonna do anything, they have netflix to binge.
>>61654456Why is Monday blank?/blinks innocently
>>61654470*kisses you on your cheekbone*
So what are we doing in anticipation he's attacking Iran this weekend?
>>61654472Get the fuck away from me fag.
Watching my gf'shttps://youtu.be/MAv3ngbvwJ0?si
>The Trump administration has paused its efforts to seize student debt from borrowers’ paychecks, the Education Department said Friday, as the White House makes a concerted push around an affordability agenda ahead of this year’s midterm electionswait a minute
>>61654470
>>61654476Selling physical silver and buying more MU.
>>61654476Getting mixed signals on that one, assets moving closer but they stopped killing people i thought
>>61654462Median income for USA is 1.5x higher than a Spaniard anon. You're poor even compared to the typical inbred American pillbilly earning the median wage.
>>61654413>tyrantbased>>61654444>violated international lawbased>>61654462>huge wealth gapbased
>>61654450>le communism in some other random country is le bad
>>61654275
Elon gets the best pussy but can never rein in his autism
>>61654437Im leaning towards elaborate pageantry Its cover for staging troops. To strike russia.... from the north
I think it's great that our Leader is going to use tariffs to pay for Greenland. Not only do we get even more tax cuts, but the rest of the world is literally going to pay us to take the territory. This is fucking brilliant boss.
>>61654507Its a theives guild basically and yes its bad no matter where it is
RIP MARKET
>>61654524>Its a theives guildCool
>>61654522That's my president
>>61654485you don't just move entire fleets, embassy staff, and military personnel on a whim. they already did the exact same play last year with pretending to back down, then suddenly striking iran. that said it's a nothingburger and the markets have already priced in war and revolution in iran.
how ya'll nerds wanna do this shit and not gamble on slots?
>>61654538Gambling's a sin is why. Something from nothing
I kinda want to start buying japanese stocks and bonds, they are 100% are going to start bringing out the big guns to defend the yen
Time to short? I want an expert TA opinion
DING DING DING DING DINGHow did it go today?!?!How did it go this week!?!?
>>61654569+$1,543.95 (+15.48%). Up 8% for the week>MicronGODS
>>61654569+0.45% today+0.13% for the week
>>61654569+$3,493.47 (+0.44%)bretty gud, now I can relax for the long weekend
>>61654569Today: +0.24%This Week: -1.43%This Month: -0.70%This Year: -0.70%
>>61654569Down 0.19% today, up 0.68% this week
Some very interesting charts. First.SIL/SILVERNow think about this. Silver miners HAVE NEVER been cheaper priced in silver. At a time when silver has never been so high. Look at the last 15 yeas here. In 2011 with silver at approx $43 dollars the ratio was 2.6In 2026 with silver at approx $90 dollars the ratio is just 1.09
>>61654569-0.44%I predict we relive today in QQQ 6 more times in a row before finally breaking out
>>61654569Up 4.13% today, mostly due to good ol' MU. About 6% for the week, 28% for the year.
>AG HL CDE UUUU up bigly>SBSW -2.6%fucking come on platinum and palladium, make some fakkin gains
>>61654569>1D: +5.34% (+$10,271)>YTD: +40.42% (+$58,585)Recovered the week today. Sold some calls.
>>61654569+3.5% thanks to the big silber minors
>>61654569+0.07% today +0.26% this week It's almost incredible how badly my portfolio crabbed shit looks like an EKG monitor
>>61654569Used the dip to reposition on a few lower strike prices. Also took some out of the account to pay bills. today -8.34% mostly due to repositioning calls to a lower strikeWeekly - 5.12%, took too early on some calls Monday while I was traveling around and didnt want to miss profit.
>>61654569-0.61APLD 6.15RGTI 3.72MP 3.41IMSR 2.72AMD 1.68CELH 1.6Wasn't a terrible day for most of the port, but PLTR took a bruising. Looks like it's going to waffle in this lower range at least until next earnings report.
>>61654584silver is about to crash back to 40 that's why
>>61654569-0.28%
>>61654569+2.44%
>>61654584Now look at this year. As Silver began to soar. SIL (Silver Miners) completely broke/decoupled and have not increased anywhere near in line with the Silver Price (AKA Extremely cheap)
>>61654569+0.5% day+1.6% week
>>61654622Sounds like market is pricing in a silver crash
Fun day, thanks for playing.>>61654562Oh? I thought that was voodoo magic.Also most likely, yes. But I personally avoid holding during the weekends.
>>61654622Nobody wants to go anywhere near junior minors after the shitshow we've seen for the past year boss.
>>61654569>DING DING DING DING DING>How did it go today?!?!banger thanks to ASTS - cant wait for the real rips to begin.
Apu is greenMy portfolio is green
>>61654640
>implying Trump won't do something this weekend for the market to dump -1% on sunday
>>61654652He's going to blow the fuck up out of Iran Sunday night boss.#ScreencapThis
>>61654636That's SILJ. I'm showing you the majors in SIL. There is a great opportunity here. Its coming. Next quarter results will be stunning. Even is 60 holds. Most companies have around a $9 AISC for silver.
>>61654652Mondays are usually nigger mondays, but....what if?...Besides I'm trade restricted
Is NVDA stuck in perpetual $180 limbo now?
>>61654622Compare COPX (Copper ETF) priced in Copper. To silver. As price goes up copper miner shares rise. Something odd is happening in Silver stocks. If these prices hold. There's still a 3x to be had at current prices. Maybe super money to be made in properly dated options.
Should I buy now or is there another likely correction/dip looming?
>>61654674Heres GDX priced in gold. As expected. As gold rises the gold miners rise. Silver miners are severely under-priced at the moment. Do what you will with the information. But if this holds and results are blowout in Feb/March. They will begin to run hard.
>>61654677In two weeks the market is going to zero
>>61654690then i can buy infinite shares of everything!!
>>61654437REMs. too toxic to mine that shit in the US, but if the US can make it some penal colony and strip mine the territory there is no need to keep face with china. Denmark is a bunch of retards for not exploiting this resource 20 years ago.
>>61654684Big money if this holds. Big.
I got a big stock vest through my job recently and now my net worth is over $900kNot sure if I should hold the company stock or sell and move to something diversified. It's not been doing great lately.
>>61654569Today +5.5%Jesus Christ in heaven. 2% of that alone is from MU deadlifting so much.Week +9.9%.
>>61654677MU remains a good value as long as the PEG stays below .5 IMHO.
>>61654712What company? Or what industry at least, if you're feeling cagey?
>>61654732Tech
>>61654712keep going. life starts at $5M net worth.
>>61654743Diversification is never a bad thing. Maybe sell half and average into a nice cozy mutual fund.
>>61654712HE'S A MICROSOFTIAN
>>61654750>HE'S A JEETftfy boss
>next Monday is actually no funny stuff, NIGGER MONDAY!this country has truly fallen.
>>61654652>Market dumping on Sunday>When markets are closed until Tuesday for N-slur Monday Holiday
>>61654745>keep going.What do you mean? Keep working?>>61654747Yeah I might do that. Right now it's over half my portfolio. Can keep some there to gamble with, and move the other to my buy+hold boomer account.>>61654750lol I'd fucking kms if I had to work with that many jeets
>>61654413>Dude, if you don't support us annexing Greenland then we're going to tax ourselves even more!Okay...? I don't get it but sure you can make imports more expensive for yourself I guess.
God FUCKING damn it I passed out AGAIN. I sold most of my spy puts but i have 2 left. Fuck they're up $200 but despite them being 694p theres a good chance they'll be worth nothing on Tuesday. FUCK. WORKING NIGHTS HAS RUINED MY LIFE
>>61654765lmao, that's a retard take on the situation. What our Leader is actually doing is using these tax cuts to get the rest of the world to pay for us annexing Greenland boss.
>>61654771I will never work nights again. I hope you can find something else
>>61654696If it was about that then why not just buy those rights specifically?
>>61654772You don't really need extra taxes to do something that you can do right now. Unless you count the extra 500 billion funding in military spending that'll be replacing the entirety of NATO after you're kicked out from it.
>>61654757OH SHIT I FORGOT ABOUT AMERICAN HOLIDAYS
>>61654771I might still have a chance to exit with dignity.
>>61654757america is a fucking joke
>>61654784please consult the chart >>61654481
>>61654797At least we aren't run by little girls boss.
>>61654776Because Trump's jewish billionaire friend, Ronald Lauder, has been wanting Trump to acquire Greenland since his first term.
>>61654797 silence europoor
Trips and I'll cut my cock off.
>>61654569+0.18% day-0.22% week
>>61654799But where was the Rally? There also was no New Year Rally. So two times failed. Maybe the whole year there won't be Rallys?
>>61654836New Years was definitely here. Santa maybe not
things that happen sometime between next week and march opex, in order of conviction:dollar up, euro likely to be down mostprecious metals down, perhaps biglytech/bitcoin down big alongside correlation actually returning actually for real seriously this time. meme stocks annihilatedbonds bidenergy chops
>>61654847BEGIN to happen
>>61654808Trump wanting to acquire it is not the weird part. The weird part is nato putting troops there
>>61654858I'm currently in a geopolitics grad program and trying to make sense of Trump's foreign policy in a way that sounds dignified is a humiliation ritual.
>>61654437Trump looked at a map and saw that there was a large island on it named Greenland and it did look very big to him so he thought that people would think he'd the best president of all time if he got new territory for the US because that would be winning and it would be winning bigly because that island on the map was so big. I'm 100% convinced that this is a much, MUCH closer approximation of his thought process as the senile narcissistic retard that he OBVIOUSLY is than any other attempt by so called experts in their fruitless attempts to make sense of his actions. You can be the greatest political analyst of all time and won't have a clue whats going on with Trump if you don't know what actual NPD is (and not the retarded social media therapy bullshit meaning of it). If you do, however, everything about him makes immediate sense
>>61654413Invivyd (ticker: IVVD) is going to $30+ by EOY. Screencap this.
>>61654569+0.6% today+24% this monthInsane month.
>>61654413based
stop being a nigger right now
>>61654437It's part of the race for the Arctic, normalfags don't pay attention to that yet but a decade from now it will be very important. Screencap this and post it in 2036
>>61655001This retard missed the full house
>>61655001
sometimes when i'm walking around i'll say "jerome please" out loud to no one in particular
>>61653349You're so actually wrong. You understand nothing. Here is what actually is the case: 1. AI doesn't need to become smarter. It needs to become cheaper. 2. Again, it doesn't have to be smarter. It just needs to have longer context windows, remember more rules you give it. Current AI is smart enough so that you can fine-tune almost any parameter. You can tard-wrangle it, but currently it just doesn't remember this wrangling. Even if you give it a long spec text, the fucker will actually start to ignore it. If it had enough context window (RAM), it could remember all the stuff you tard-wrangled in the past (of the current project/entire lifetime).3. Most of all, what needs to adjust isn't in so much datacenters or AI, it's humans. Currently, basically everyone is making it up as they go. There is currently not yet strong paradigms how to do AI productivity. E.g. create with Claude Code an actual enterprise-ready app. What do you think happens if people figure out how to do that? I'm not talking about some future AI being magically smarter, I'm talking about the current Claude Code. What if the Claude code tokens become very cheap? What if it does remember everything about the project? We don't need more capable AI. We need better logistics around it.
You’re all gayBuy index funds
>>61654915Just read art of the deal unironically. It explains 80% of his actions
>>616550712x?
>>61655071nigga how you finna get over 10x a year on fucking goydex funds
>>61655024I have become so secluded that, when I do go out, and see a fat bitch I will mumble out loud "fat bitch" with a strong facial expression, or when I see a guy doing something onions, I'll unconsciously say "faggot" out loud.It's a good thing I'm european so English isn't the first language here.
>>61654444>muh international lawThat we created, with the UN headquartered in our country. We own this world, you people don’t seem to understand that.
Shave my wife I'm going down for the last time.
>>61655079Yes this.>>61655084Wow. You got it good.
i need to 2x in a month. whats the play?
>>61655114OTM 0DTE options
>>61654784we worship niggers. Nigger rally will go off Tuesday without a hitch.
>>61655114Nothing. Put it in MU and you'll double it within the year, but I guess that's too long a timeline for you.
>>61655084Real human bean
>>61655114greggs calls
>>61655122ill take 2x in 6 months. im extremely hesitent to buy things that have been mooning without much of a downturn. im certain my buying will be the sell signal for the world.
>>61655110>Wow. You got it good.not really. I'm more of an observer of this life instead of a participant. I probably also have an invulnerability buff because I'lm 6"2 and relatively fit, so no one does any funny stuff.
>>61655132I understand completely. But -- hang on a sec. I'll show you.
>>61655141
>>61655144
>>61655149As long as they're floating on that ocean of cash and the PEG remains absurdly low, we're okay. Trailing stop loss orders are your friends. Mine's set at 20%. We ARE going to have to bail sooner or later.... but it might go into next year. I dunno. I suspect later this year I might recoup my original investment and ride the rest as far as it'll freaking go.
>>61655071So my CV can get rejected by Becky Roastie of HR and even if I pass hiring that for the next 20+ years I'll work for Mr Nosebergowitz while my Boglehead index portfolio slowly accumulates?
>>61655122I’m gambling 100k into MU so that shit better be
>>61655156im garbage at fundamental analysis, but these numbers look good. maybe ill chuck some in if it goes down a little in the coming week. my strong aversion to buying the recent top prevents me from committing otherwise.
>>61654569+19% for today.+27% for the week.Comfy.
What the implications of this, financially speaking?
>>61655024This girl tonight mentioned her boyfriend and all I could think about was telling her how much of a basedpilled vhud he was and how much better I am.
>>61655169>>61655172Past performance is no guarantee of future results, blah blah blah. But seriously, the last time I saw a chip firm with numbers like this it was NVDA while it was in the early stages of mooning. Thing is, Nvidia stockholders are very happy they hung onto it, because now they have a stake in this fine large company. You can't do that with semiconductors. It's all in or all out. Go look at what Micron stock did in the 90's, twice. When the semiconductor drought ends, monsoon season will comes and wash all the baggies out to sea.
>>61655188the economy will boom once the day of the pillow arrives
im really scared of dying.
Buy minors (silber)
i bought some tgt and now when I go shopping there I feel like im boosting my own stock
>>61655206That minor on the left would not be safe around me financially speaking
>>61655210do you also feel like you're investing in the grooming of children?
>>61655169MU had a 20 year long bag holding period last time there was a drought
>>61655203I'm more scared of getting old, seeing my parents die. Seeing some friends turn slowly into perma-bachelor boomers. Others getting married and leaving you behind entirely. Feeling your mind and body turn slowly into paste, over decades. Isn't that worse? >>61655196Shoot man, I might buy some. That's pretty convincing material. Think it's worth getting leaps, or too risky?
>>61655215Yep yep yep. That's what I keep pointing out. You can make boku bucks, but then ya gotta bail out before it rains.
>>61655225What's a leap? I know nothing of day trading.
UUUUURNJCCJ
>>61655203its not that bad
>>61655213avg shopper there doesn't care about that, that was what 4 years ago? it's forgotten and the die hards won't shop there anyway. its always packed when I go
>>61655232Options contract that's over a year out.
>>61655246Ugh. No. Just buy the stock and hang a trailing stop loss order on it.
>>61655229>boku bucks
>>61655047>if we oversupply it and contourt ourselves into a financial pretzel to realize it, it will just print money all of a suddenbold strategy
I'm buying VOO and you should too
I've got 2/20 SILJ calls and while I'm sure they'll be profitable, is it really the best use of money? I'm thinking of just selling them and converting the cash into calls on midcap miners
>>61655114I've had two small caps that went up +100% within the last 30 days. But that's assuming one bought at the very bottom and sold at the very top. They are both far from their ATHs.Not many can perfectly time these things, not unless you are an insider or a whale who can manipulate prices.
I genuinely don’t understand how anyone is losing money in this market
>>61655288My strategy says I shouldn't.
>>61655288My female broker says I shouldnt>>61655328they are dumb niggers aka bears
>stock drops over a dollar AFTER I buy>>61654569-1.45%
>>61655251this is faggotry don't do this you'll get cum in your butt
fighting the urge to take a long vacation (i.e., pussyu huntin') when there are people expecting things from me :/
now that I made 149 dollars from my MASSIVE silver short, I will allow silver to break 92 again by next week, possibly sooner depending on how much bling the protestants purchase for Martin Luther day
>>61655229>>61655215Maybe I should put the money into GOOG then.
>>61655380That's a nice safe bet. I can't because I thoroughly despise them. But you do you.
>>61655334Well how do you do! Tell me what then is the strategy for you??
>>61655388Thanks anon!
>>61654639>>61654665Thinking of swapping my NVDIA stack for ASTS, I already have a humble position on it, but I don't think NVDA will grow as fast. I also have some USDC to swap for paper silver/miners, I'm tired of crypto desu.
>>61654413https://finance.yahoo.com/quote/FFH.TO/https://finance.yahoo.com/news/am-best-affirms-credit-ratings-170400243.htmlThe only stock left I hold besides the rest ETFs dropped 5% on some innocuous news. What is going on here?? I'm considering going full bogle thinking about that Isaac Newton quote right now. I'm not in a position to be losing money right now.
>>61655083You'll never consistently get even 1.5x a year with any assets. Not even fucking Warren Buffet could do that in his heydey.
>>61655395>swapping my NVDIA stack for ASTSI think there is a good chance ASTS price will drop again, maybe to $80 before going up hard. Price runs now are bases on rumors or announcements of sat shipments. Redditors are monitoring traffic cams around the ASTS HQ watching every outgoing truck for signs of sats being shipped.
>>61655395Protip: ASTS hasn't turned a profit yet. Any play there is purely speculative.
>>61655411thats because he's a boomer, anyone with a brain can 100x ez
>>61655288Agreed. That's what's called Making It anon.
>>61655288What about double voo?
>>61655395more of that milf?
>>61655463SIR, THAT IS MY MOTHER
>>61655411i realize 4% profit per month
>>61655211that's a man (hot)
>>61655474is your mom down to fuck?
>>61655474SIR, THAT IS MY SLAMPIG
>>61655389Talebs barbel concept
>>61655425>>61655432Thanks anons, can't believe crypto is shatting the bed, and I made 34% last period with /smg/. Not even in silver as I'm retardio and spent income in Gold Miners. ASTS had a great run, and now I'm wondering where to rotate the winners and a huge chunk I have in crypto. >>61654684Candidates are silver, defense, oil, and nuclear.
>>61655395why post this? attention? cuck fantasy?
>futures
>>61655463Only one I got, she was 37 at the time of the pic and would suck her own finger like a baby when fucking. Good pandemic times, now enjoy some beach qts.
The stock market being closed is worse than 9/11.
>>61655554oh my god, missed by one. Would have been such a TRVKE
Should I quit my job?These are the two charts predicting my future if I stay or if I quit
>>61654413I am so fucking stupid to miss chip stocks I really want to KMS can someone please tell me I am not the only one. I was like wtf are NNANDS and moved on.Did anyone else get totally blindsided? I read Bloomberg say "this will be the most construction ever done in human history" jesus fucking christ. How? They say we will build 15 TRILLION of chips and buildings and shit seriously wtf?I am seriously considering becoming an electrician and see if I get rich they keep begging for workers I guess, its a lot better than Walmart. My port is up 30% in a year because I am just conservative not investing in stuff like MU and Sandisk and shit. Realizing how I could buy calls and make life changing money maybe millions its just mind boggling regrets.I had no idea this stuff would moon 700% in one year what the fuck.
>>61655554Agreed, controlled demolition gets a bad rep for some reason
>>61655555
>>61655432for the price of one reddit meme stock you can buy 25% of AT&T or verizon.
>>61654413>obese orange tyrant editionwow, how embarrassingwhen did this board get taken over by a bunch of subhuman reddit NPC leftoid faggots?you should fucking kill yourself instead of ever make an /smg/ again
>>61655615Silence chud
>>61655621glad I'm here to clean this trash off the board, you're welcome anons
>>61655615the orange chud has made me a lot of money. If you are a hating tranny you should just kys now desu senpai
>>61655596truth.
JEROME THERE'S LIBTARDS ON EHSEHMGEE FIX IT
I know in general that /biz/ has a lot of downright schizos but that there is a BBBYQ thread in 2026 has got to be the most schizo right?That is bagholding as a mental disorder
>>61655648The liberals are only transitory
>>61655656It's a classic /biz/ism to fall in love with the worst fucking tickers. This is unironically because of GameStop, which ushered in the Eternal September of bagholding-as-culture. The good old days, when sane minds took their profits or losses and moved on, is indelibly zoomified, fully tied up and loving it.
>>61655671Aqua Bounty and The Trash Man were long before Game Stop.
>>61655671>>61655656https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5Bd6YxifCo
>>61655671Don’t blame the world. This is entirely a personality related issue. There are people who chase their losses, and can not for the life of them admit that the best time quit is now. Patience and composure is required in this field; it is rather random and erratic, enough to appeal to gamblers and their own addiction.
>>61655671>This is unironically because of GameStopIts still crazy to me that so many ppl fell for the cult. Me and a lot of other anons here sold and made great profits. The thought that it was gonna go to tens of thousands per share is pure delusion. It would've been the most valuable stock in the entire market in their delusional scenario. Like the exchanges would've allowed that to happen. For us the rode it sub $10 to over $500 that was a great trade. To this date I still haven't made as much on a single ticker like I did with GME
>>61655432>Any play there is purely speculativeevery stock is speculative any DEI CEO can ruin a good business. The ASTS tech is great passing all the tests so far, sat are being built, their partnerships with all the MNOs are great, the risk is launchign the sats and getting their constellation up and running, then the money printing begins. You can wait till the start generating revenue, but then you miss on the massive gains to get there. The best time to make big gains is to get in early and ride the hype, you can even dump it all pre prorift if you want to capture your gains, but the stock just keeps getting more expensive the longer you wait. If a rocket carrying 3-6 sats blows up then I expect a major price drop. There is nothing earth shattering about the concepts or tech, hundreds of companies make, launch sats, or run complex comms systems via satellites. But ASTS has many pattents for their tech and is way ahead of Starlink.
How do we play the impending government shutdown 2: spastic bugaloo?
slurped today. not on charts, or fundamentals, earnings, no not even memes. but simple because I know some tard will buy today's shares for 3x in 5 years time from me.
ur all gay
henlo mister jeromei burned my mouf on a hot pizzaplease lower the ratesthank u mister jerome
>>61655786
>>61655575wtf? I didn't even knows Lays was made out of potatos
>>61655806how much AI is in a potato and how does it compare to other chip companies?
>>61655621https://www.youtube.com/shorts/vxKiKS925kE
Something enormously clown worldish is going to happen over the weekend which will lead to SPX cracking 7000pts on Monday.
>>61655503What app/site is that?
>>61655846>Mondaywe will N pattern into 7000 Tuesday.
>>61655621>redditards get the rope first.
I bought gold and silver today so expect them to be obliterated for 20 years.
>>61655846Greenland acquisition confirmed
>>61655671>fully tied upThis IS a reference to the ancient foreverial tiedup meme, right?
is it a good entry point for HIMS?
where are my 50 year mortgages?
>>61655893Yes. There's nothing funnier than someone else's fetish.
I successfully sold and bought my first call option contract on my AMZN shares. Easy peasy $19. I'm thinking next time I'll scale it up to 4 contracts on monthlies. My strategy will be to sell weeklies or monthlies with low <0.15 delta and sell at 50-75% profit for ~$400 monthly income.
>>61655933you trying to make a whole 400 dollars off of 100k capital?
>>61655942I know much more can be made but I want to make sure my shares don't get sold until maybe 2027 or 2028.
>>61655575STOP with the regrets right now. I did several options on MU within this very last month (some this very week) and I am up massively on them.Use the weekend to learn about options, then execute on Monday.>>61655903No way. It's a retail bull trap like SOFI, but unlike SOFI it doesn't have the guaranteed looooong term upside.>>61655411This is only true for passive or quasi passive assets. Not trading. You can do 50+% gains in a year easily, even long term, with trading.
>>61655933>>61655951Perfect. (Yes, I know. ChatGPT uses this word as a post starter. I didnt need AI to write this post). You're learning how options work. You picked some nice beginner setups. However, in the mid term you should look into upgrading the strat. It can be improved massively. As the other anon said, your capital efficiency is not really that great. It's like you are trying to run a 100 meter sprint but you are wearing clown shoes. You might look into picking a bolder stock than Amazon, and probably sell puts rather than calls.
>>61655955>You can do 50+% gains in a year easily, even long term, with trading.So how many more years until you’re a billionaire?
>>61654437boomer mind-rot. Trump probably saw some dumb shit on X about muh heckin' rare earth minerals, and decided it was absolutely essential that the US owns each and every possible source of it. Same thing with all of the ai investments. Same thing with Tariffs.You could probably pay a bot-farm to spam certain tags with whatever retarded policy changes you want, and Trump will eventually pick up on it.>>61654444we did this exact same thing before with Noriega, and that was a nothing-burger.
>>61655971It would take 25ish years starting from a base of 100k.There are several effects that inhibit the trajectory, notably- you have a limited area of expertise. Like I will never be versed on cosmetics stocks. My edge is in trading certain tech. This doesn't necessarily last, but it is contingent rather than necessary factor -- maybe I could become an expert on L'Oreal if I wanted then I could keep the 50+% streak runninbg.- when you are moving millions liquitiy for your setups will be shit- after year 20 when you are moving hundreds of millions you are now a market maker not just a mere participant- most people have satisfied their career desire already way before that.
>>61655955>>61655968>>61655994SosnoffGPT activated
>>61655979>Same thing with all of the ai investments.remember when he was asked about 5G he replied that the he wants the US to have 6G, even 7GLMAO
>>61656010The fuck would be my motive for that, retardo? I'm in these threads for the same reason as you, to kill time. It defeats the purpose delegating that to AILike on Reddit I at least could farm upboats
drinking some 'presso, looking at my gains
>>61655979it's wealth extraction. only way boomers know how to make money. greenland has it? take it. AI can consolidate humanity? take it. no real creation happening here, just shifting dollars from one hand to another.
So someone help me understand mu. The market is pricing a commodity like ram like the recent growth is going to continue to occur. Why does this not stop once the buildout has finished, or when other market participants start pumping out ram to depress margins. None of this pump makes any goddamn sense, yet here we are. Some of the other companies like google atleast have core business that have organic growth and not just one time demand. Id like to jump on mu, but my monkey brain is saying i should sit out. Maybe I am too afraid to make money. The numbers look great though.
>>61656146Yes ai (data centres) are a bubble and yes the demand will crash one day. This literally already happened to micron during the dot-com bubble. We just ride this tiger till we see the hand-writing on the wall. I give it 2-3 more years
>>61656156but how do i not beome a baggie anon. I dont want to wait 20 years to break even after bag holding. I dont want to go to bag holding conventions and talk about the personal lives of other bagholders.
>>61656146From what I understand it's not trivial to create RAM, so companies that can do so are now valuable. With the fact that there's an actual shortage that even companies like Dell, HP, Google, etc. can't secure RAM and consumer prices have quadrupled, the pump is probably going to happen for the next 1-2 years until things calm down. For what it's worth, my gut instinct is also to sit out MU despite the growth, maybe we're both wrong but I rather have AMD or GOOG than be stuck with MU if I don't time it right.
Think we'll have a nominee for Fed chair by EOY? And how Jewish will he be?
>>61656166 Just bail when the weekly trend goes down? Yes, it's an elevator down and all, but it's not a teleporter. Yeah, you'll miss out the last few months of profit, but you would have made enough unless you went all in at literally the peak.
>>61656189I bought today. I'll have to wait 20 years to break even right?
>>61656173I think ram creation is a commodity because there is no difference between the products, no moat, nothing stoping a competitor from undercutting your and eating your market share. Goog and AMD do things that no other company can do, or have moats that are not easily crossed.
>>61654437>>61655010This. It’s about securing the northwest passage
the observable universe is hugethen there's the unobservable universehow big is that?is there money out there?
>>61656223more wealth than you can imagine.
>>61656223i called dibs fuck off
>>61656223Unfortunately we lack the quantum laser space pornography data center technology required to communicate with the Unobservable Universe Options Clearing Corporation.
>>61656173>>61656146Exactly. Just do quickies on MU. In & out, in & out, like old-timey baby prevention. Don't wanna be settled with a MUtant baby. But seriously, this will last for at least another year. It's not like you have to fear MU being back to like 2022 levels within a few weeks. I recommend either options for that or trad stock aquring with an endless limit sell order already pre-placed. Like if you want to profit 10% of it, just set it 10% higher. One day, that price will be reached and it will be sold automatically. It's better to set that early rather than trying to time the market manually and probably forgetting.>>61656156Dotcom bubble is completely incomparable to anything that has ever happened in our lifetimes. Stop using it to refer to anything. The situation then was infinitely different. Companies back then made absolutely no money. It was completely fictional. The thing we now have now, might be a bubble, but it will not be based on purely vibes like Dotcom.
>>61656193What did you buy? MU? Then put a goddam trailing stop loss order on it goddamit. A big fat one, like 15%-20%. YOU CANNOT BAGHOLD SEMICONDUCTORS. That is bad.
>>61656209>yo bro it's the planTHEY'RE MORONSHEY'REMORONS
I don't get it. How can obviously financially unviable business like OpenAI continue to exist while spending literally *trillions* of dollars that they don't have? How are they not bankrupt yet, and who is dumb enough to keep giving them money?
>>61656280Dont worry pal , this time it’s different.
>>61656280they have backers like microsoft, who is backed by the big wall street management firms, fidelity vanguard blackrock state street, which are in the pockets of tptb... it's not redditors on wallstreetbets doing this, it's the most powerful institutions on the planet, plus the us and chinese governments, all of them in lockstep funding this whole thing. it's one thing to be a contrarian it's another to pretend it's naivete or dumb money driving this investment, or that they're constrained by cashflow like a lemondade stand.
>>61656298So they're just going to spend trillions of dollars of other people's money at a nearly 100% loss forever, and that's just how the economy works now? How is that possible?
>>61656321https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qv1n6WdYTeQ
>>61656321infinite money glitch
>>61656280They make a few billion per year right now with a pretty low-grade non-enterprise product.If they scale such that- corporations will need their pro tier for their long context tasks (e.g. some gpt instance crunching millions of documents). This does NOT currently exist- doubling current pro user baseThey can easily make 100b+ per year, giving a road map for paying off current commits.
>>61656193>break evenStop treating this as the be all end all of momentum plays.You need to accept the fact you might lose a few thousand, when the upside potential is ten thousands.Becoming accepting of that fact prevents you becoming a worthless bagholder.
Wonder when the RPTX payout will occur.>>61656280erm how will we manifest kkhashem goy?
>>61656339>>61656319But their costs will scale with getting more users, and their product is an easily replaceable commodity from 10 different competitors, with zero pricing power. There's no way they can ever make the tens of trillions of dollars needed each year to stop losing money.
>>61656385it's a risk. take it or don't. or keep loading up on "told you so" options, if you take screenshots you might get some good return on investment in the form of (you)'s if it all comes crashing down.
the fun part is that convincing the populace that they're printing money is actually stimulative and supportive of asset valuations (if the populace catches on or loses faith and they actually have to print money the whole thing collapses)
AI is not a business endeavor, it's a religious endeavor masquerading as a money making scam masquerading as a technological project. All the gnostic tech commies/jews are racing to actualize the Helios ending. The reason they have unlimited money is because they had two world wars to lay the groundwork.
>>61656385I agree that I'm actually bearish on AI, for the same reason you mentioned, them not having a moat.The best way forward I see is if government steps in to prop up OpenAI to prevent a Google monopoly. Like if it's at least a duopoly, it seems like it might work out.(Claude will have just <10% of either and be specialized for coding and some other higher IQ tasks)
>>61656438>bearish on OpenAIfixed
Question for IBKR users:When applying benchmarks to portfolio analyst I've noticed a huge discrepancy between the returns shown in IBRK and the returns shown on any other chart site including Google.What causes this?>picrel Nikkei 225 showing crazy 1 year returns, in reality this should be 40.27%
>>61656405>it's a riskThose are worse odds than what I would be willing to bet at a casino, and the people in control of our society have made a top-down decision to bet literally our entire economy on this gamble, whether we like it or not. That's insane.
>be me, german>have to pay 'Vorabpauschale' (Advance payment)>basically a tax on the fictitious capital gains of your accumulating ETF, payable every year before even realizing your gains>somehow this is considered lawful
>>61656441You have a portfolio currency. It's probably relative to that. Online charts just show Nikkei in Yen.
>>61656442puts bro, you remember that time when we were both vocally bearish last year? if you haven't noticed i've been getting that feeling again
>>61656280>obviously financially unviable business like OpenAI continue to existRegardless of how you feel about AI in its current form, the end goal is the development of AGI, at which point the total addressable market is essentially every job on the planet. When the upside of the bet is infinite, then it is asymmetric no matter how much money you have to put in. At least, that's how institutions and governments see it.I am not endorsing OpenAI. In fact, I don't think it has a strong moat. But ChatGPT was first, so OpenAI is still the leader in most people's minds. >How are they not bankrupt yetDebt.>who is dumb enough to keep giving them money?I think the real question is between whether this is something we can afford, or something we can afford to lose.
>>61654703Ok you got me listening, shill your silver minors to me
>>61656446It's a Jewish trick for sure, but at least it's not double taxation, since the Vorabpauschale is then subtracted from what you'd own on realized gains.
>>61656447The JPY went down against the EUR by 12.36% so this can't be it, the math does not check out.
>New Windows update makes PCs fail to shut downMicrosoft deserves to be one of the victims when the AI bubble bursts
>>61655575>At least you didn't buy SCHD
>>61656458True, yet you get no money back in case the ETF crashes. I hate them so goddamn much
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7J6dPuk6Ek
>>61656441yeah none of my numbers make any sense either, its because of currency conversion and every portfolio app i try gives different answers as well as they all use different conversion rates to calculate their numbers, its the conversion rate they use for the cost basis that really fucks things up. I just calculate gains by subtracting what money i transferred into the brokage from the current value of my holdings.
>>61656454considering you could make the whole fucking thing open source and everybody would be better off, i think we can afford to lose it dog.>>61656422based>>61656460sounds about right to me? it's not just additive? can somebody equate this relative to big macs for me?>>61656489>people just put up with it and still buy windows productsi guess i can't be mad about it. fucks sake
>>61656458you also can't make any compounding gains on that tax you paid. Over the long run that will add up to a lot of money. Me personally i would refuse to pay such an angle shooting tax, i would rather go to jail.
>>61656510>>61656505Eur adjusted Nikkei returns should be40.27*((100-12.36)/100)=35.29%
>>61656497I hate the infernal raping service. Why audit some poor faggot in 6 figure hell or 7 figure purgatory when there's much bigger tax dodging fish to fry?
>>61656446>g*rmanyMakes me feel better about being taxed on unrealised gains
>>61656525>For once not a taken out of context manga page>FX Fighter Kurumi-chanThe fuck is this manga?
post good tickers, im running out
>>61656534GOOG
>>61656532A journey into some of the most rigged, bogged, and degenerate gambling you can do: Foreign Exchange
>>61656453I'm just bewildered how it hasn't crashed yet and people are *still* throwing money at it, even after having all this time to prove out what was an obviously unviable idea from the very beginning. I feel like there might be some kind of upcoming catalyst involving the feud between Trump and the Federal Reserve, where the Fed finally stops kowtowing to political pressure and raises rates. But I'm not sure if Trump could just pack the FOMC board with more appointments and force them to lower rates again. Also, that was a superb call on precious metals and precious metal accessories early last year.
>>61656446ACC ETF are GAY anyways>somehow this is considered lawfulIs it? Didn't check if there has been a Supreme Court case against it yet.There was one against the retarded tax-offset cap §20 VI S.5 EStG a.F. (I think) for derivatives. That was dropped since the parliament itself killed the law later.There STILL (after +10 years of process) is the case if you can offset losses from stocks with other financerelated gains, like derivatives (§20 VI S.4 blocking it)
>>61656280This is why I hate the kike economy. People will let obviously stupid things like this fester and then all of a sudden everyone grows an extra brain cell and it crashes with no warning even though it should have months/years ago.
>>61655160Pure crackheaded schitzo nonsense kek
>>61656563Maybe when you grow a second brain cell you can discover why for a company with literal billions of active users, some path to profitability isn't hard to find.
>>61656557Its about not paying tax right now, also about compounding interest, as another anon said.Government obviously hates that -->therefore it cant be gay. There's a class action lawsuit 'Sammelklage' still going on, but chances are slim that it goes in our favor
>>61656581They don't even generate profit of users with a 200 dollar subscription. They only thing they have is they were the first big player
>>61656523yeah idk, it doesn't do that, it just makes money disappear or appear out of nowhere to make the balance come out correctly. The issue is what it calculates (makes up) as your cost basis
>>61656280money =/= currency
>>61656586I know. you're also right, it was a bit tautological. ACC is gay because of that law, basically. But also understandable, the government wants it taxincome and it wants it NOW. On the other hand, there's insurance bullshit too. I could even imagine this to have been implemented in germany due to the strong insurance business (Allianz, Alte Leipziger, HDI etc) to protect them from people just putting all their money into ACC ETF. Probably the maindriver behind this.
>>61656523have another beer, meyeah even if you look at it from the picobottom in april it's still off. 54,111/30,793=76%>>61656537SHORT THE FUCKING EURO it might bounce though it's a pinch oversold>>61656551what? i didn't call that shit. i tried to short at 2700 and gave up for cost basis. if i did call it i don't remember and i certainly didn't make monees on it.>fed capitulatesbig doubt, already expanding BS again.pretty frustrating though when the market wants to do the "ohhh i don't know" shit when it's hilariously obvious what's happening >>61656581. that was me with ZIM today, feels like if there's anymore weakness in that name it breaks for 19. SMCI, RBLX. fuck man.
>>61656613>>61656613>>61656613
>>61656612581 meant for 563
Damn. I should've used the whole salary, I think I got to the point where my trading decisions do good 99% of the time but I'm just too cautious.
If the Q4 report is positive (most likely) then it might hit above 3 dollars per share and Q1 2026 is already confirmed positive, it has only gone up till now.
Silver is probably reaching a top soon. There are too many latecomer /biz/lets who don't 'get' that you're supposed to stack silver for literally 20 years.
>>61654444I know it was hot as fuck. I was just sipping on my booze at 1:49 AM and then suddenly "CHOPPERS OVER CARACAS".
