great satan edition>Some helpful links to numb the painhttps://findahelpline.com/https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/https://www.whitehouse.gov/refundshttps://jlingz.com/>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesPreviously on /smg/>>61656613
>>61659058Orange nig strikes again. At least this time I have cash to buy cheapies.
Based Trump crashing the market with no survivors.
>>61659070>>61659085 Would be too easy, the market will shrug this
>>61659058Did I fuck up by choosing VOO? I feel like I see SPY mentioned here more often.
>I ain't reading all that shit nigga.
The tariffs are only 10% and on some of the EU countries (which isn't even technically possible) and depending on the Supreme Court ruling might cease to exist anyway. Any panic from this is artificial volatility doping.
First for miga and israel
>>61659058Was thinking bout getting 1000 shares of ZSL at its low price right now. Its ok if silver keeps going, the price is so low and eventually silvers gonna drop and ill be locked in. Am I retarded? Yea, ok I know you will say yes.
>>61659082any NFLX marines longing into earnings or just me?
>>61659097Voo is better for shares, spy is better for options.
> futures
>>61659085Dimensional Merge
>>61659107i agree with this but it's only saturday and monday is a holiday
>>61659121Redpill me on it .
>>61659155That bitch! He deserved that sex after the risk he took upon himself.
>>61659091I don't think we'll see the liberation day bloodbaths, but some people/institutions may be tempted to take profits and watch from the sides. And if enough of them do it...
>>61659107Yeah you'd think he'd wait until after the ruling to try something crazy, no shot now
I just realized somethingChicago has The Bears, a football teamThey also have The Bulls, a basketball teamThey got the Bobos and the Mumus. That's nuts, right?
>>61659194The teams are named after the Chicago Mercantile Exchange.
>>61659107
>>61659194Who has the The Crabs?
>>61659205Your mom.
how do you guys cope with losesas a neet i'm down 20k in 10 dayseverything seems like darkness
>>61659210I simply don't lock them in>t. GRRR & GAMB guyWhat did you lose on anon?
>>61659205New Jersey
>>61659194True. Maybe it's based on the CME.
>>61659201What is this, ChatGPT slop?
>>61659210just dont lose blud its that simple
>>61659210What do you mean? You are holding FANNY MAY for several months now.
>>61659210By learning why my trade was shit and doubling down if I really learned
>>61659219Based Guidos
>>61659210Stop gambling and put your money in diversified efts and make money everyday instead. You're not beating the market, you're just wasting your time and money
>>61659219Jersey Shore season 1 and 2 were kino
>>61659235stop.
>>61659233>making money like a boomer rather than 100xing yearlylmao ur lyf
>>61659235All I want is enough sheckles to afford a guido Snooki of my ownHow much for this?
>>61659261No idea what that scene is like today, but back in 09 you could have flashed a fake rolex and gone home with three of them.
I hate this orange nigger like you wouldn't believe.
>>61659268>Presents you with buying opportunities before megapump rallies>Does it on the weekend so you have time to acquire fundingYou ungrateful swine, buy GRRR.
>>61659268Cope and seethe
>>61659225It’s you’re country’s futures kek
>>61659210what's that as a % of your port?
>>61659186Unless he already knows the supreme court decision.>>61659205Your wife .
>>61659186If Reagan can emergency tarriff Honda 45% because Harley made shitty motorcycles, then putting a 10% emergency tarriff on the Nords seems pretty reasonable for trying to start a world war with us.
>>61659219
>>61659283over 10%
help
>>61659210Depends what is creating the loss. If they're some questionable options contracts on some speculative shit, then you sort of just have to eat it and move on. If it's like MSFT or AAPL and you own the shares, then just chill out and go do something else for a few weeks to months.
>>61659346hello sarr this is jerry from robinhood how may i help you
>>61659331Wow, so you still have way more than 100k capital left?>>61659107Novo Nordisk investors aren't as smart. There will be a blood bath, and I will slurp this lake dry.
Physical Lean hogs
kill all europeans for donald
>>61659367>Wow, so you still have way more than 100k capital left?yes, but i'm a neet and burned 20k in 10 daysi can't do that again
>>61659402cant make an omelette without breaking a few female brokers
I have Trump fatigue.
>>61659309You guys are the niggers trying to start a war over a rock with 3 failed mining companies. If your Republican party had even an ounce of restraint, Rubio would be running the show, not the orange retard.
I will slurpASMLNVORRLVMHAny other Euros to slurp, RHM perhaps?
>>61659408>trying to start a warits hilarious how completely out of touch yuropoors areyou're irrelevant, you are not capable of warfix your shit and then you might have standing
TRADE WAR NOW
>>61659416TKD
>>61659414>europe literally had 4000 years of war before?
We need flags on biz
>>61659412NebiusSiemens Energyvarious luxury brands
>>61659433Yeah, maybe 4000, 400, or even 40 years agoNow Europoors only make war on their own native sons and daughters (and their economies)
>>61659102I’m starting to think some of you may not be right in the heads.
>>61659433>we used to be able to do X so we can do Xi forgot, africans dont understand the concept of time
>>61659405thanks bro
If asml hits 700 again i will full port
>>61659453Kek
>>61659414Sorry our economy from 2002 to 2009 didn't involve blowing up foreigners under the guise of WMDs.
>>61659453I think that girl's name is penelope and when she read that last one moisture broke out on her forehead because moisture broke out in her panties and she's going to marry the source of it.
>>61659470its never too late to start
>>61659463this looks like the pic of that troon talking to a qt in a university
>>61659478
>>61659492based, I always loved this edit
>>61659171>monday is a holidayI can manage, I guess.
thank u schd the only stock I buyed that never betrayed me
>>61659517I think its great because makes options decay less to Davos that is the only thing that actually matters this week.
>>61659210>down 20k in 10 dayspffff I was down $14k in one day, I lost the other pic that as a -$23k one day loss. In about 3 weeks I was down about $80k, No crying in the casino.
i want the numbers to move again
>>61659058This issue really makes me think of Hamlets speech its basically about a place that looks like Greenland and even though its folly to fight a stronger opponent he explains why its worth trying. The way Branaugh delivers that is Mythical Kinohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=easWqy08wr8
I sitting in all cash and this faggone orangetard had to anounce this on a holiday weekend ?
Americans, tell us about your military victories.Oh you mean, the Gulf War with +35 allies vs Iraq?
Never bet against America
>>61659581fun fact egypt contributed more than the entirety of yuropoutside of france and bongistan it was like your contribution to the defense of greenland
>>61659581Don't forget that the Iraqi economy in 1990 was in shambles and their military bled dry from an entire decade of warfare against Iran.The US would have a terrible time if it started shit with Europe. Yes, EU+UK doesn't have parity in aircraft carriers (though in the Atlantic it actually does). But they aren't trying to be symmetrical. Look at shit like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=saCdvAp5cowThe US invasion fleet would be sunk.
>>61659405>breaking a few female brokers
>>61659600That's more than enough Europeans to accomplish the job.
>>61659571Probably good for you. Right now I would bet on tuesday being red.
>Another yuropoor cope thread
>>61659610now that i think about it you're basically the nation equivalent of AWFULs
>>61659632I'm sorry is it Europe that until recently has been funding transgender operas in places like Colombia and Mozambique?
>>61659632That's wild.
>>61659581>>61659605>their military bled dry from an entire decade of warfare against Iran.The bigger picture is far more interesting. The war between Iraq and Iran was instigated and fueled by the US. US sold TOW anti tank missiles to Iran (Iran-Contra), then sold satellite imagery to Iraq and showed Iraq where to attack Iranian forces knowing they would get wiped out by the tow missiles. US used the two to weaken each other. Then US helped Kuwait slant drill under Iraq and steal their oil, then old Iraq it was ok to invade Kuwait. The whole was just a big game of empire by the US. If you watch closely to what is going on now you get good ideas which companies to invest in for war profits.
>finally starting to move on a bit >mood isnt even much worse than usual despite my anus still bleeding from fanny >wake up feeling like my soul was being pulled out through my throat >had a dream about her again >very realistic felt loved unironically then ripped away back to realitywhat did my brain mean by doing this to me puts on my life just went up bigly
>>61659644yes, and you still aremaybe you should stop like we did
>>61659654You didn't even have sex with her, stop.
Word on the street is that a general strike is happening on the 23rdIf it does happen, what impact will this have on the markets and how do I profit?
>>61659654every dream i have about her now she just ignores me
>>61659685>if it does happen
>>61659659Why the fuck would Europe fund transgender anything when Europe has outlawed transgender shit for minors.
>BREAKING: The European Union is set to halt approval of the trade deal between the US and EU after President Trump threatened tariffs on 8 countries supporting Greenland.Tell me you aren't holding calls over the weekend anon
>>61659609real shit, I had to call and apologize to my female broker for all my good faith violations, i then told her to market buy 1500 shares of soxl and she hung up :(
>>61659058based edition
>>61659696same reason any country doesjewshttps://brussels.mcc.hu/news/new-report-exposes-massive-eu-funding-of-radical-gender-identity-agenda-findings-to-be-debated-at-brussels-event
22H until market opens. what am I supposed to do until then.
>>61659210>20k>10 daysstop gambling and just buy VOO and SCHD and shit post.
go look at the fanny nigger may chart and give me a single reason why my retarded baggie self should stay alive.
>>61659760jerk off to sexualized market forcesor to losing money if you're a schdtard
>>61659760Hang around with your gf, make her happy
>>61659760Get fucked in the ass by a muslim since you’re obviously a dumb shitty yuropoor
Who's Trump gonna nominate for Fed chair?
>>61659654Bro I'm so glad I realized love is fake and gay so I don't have to torture myself like a faggot like this. I just have sex with escorts occasionally and watch people get divorce raped or have some bitch in a clown makeup rip some dudes heart out. Fucking low tier faggot niggers, get on my level you stupid bitches
>he doesn't know about Futures>he doesn't know about Weekend-Futures (IG)
>>61659791I hope it's not a bitch
>>61659791Someone from /smg/ of course. I think...maybe anon? Or it could be anon. Anon isn't a bad pick either.
>>61659814i hope its schizo anon
I do love getting what I voted for
>>61659814Anon burned my livestock and fucked my wife, i wont support that man
>>61659827you voted for the great depression?
>The Bank of England has been advised to prepare for a major financial crisis that could be triggered by an official announcement confirming the existence of aliensStocks for ayylmaos?
>>61659838is the great depression in the room with us anon?
>>61659839Unironically tech (ay)lmao
>>61659843Is your faggot ass mom and dad in the room with us? Don't post here again unless you can get results. We aren't your gay ass parents handing you a participation trophy to feel better about ourselves for raising such a retard.
>>61659791It doesn't matter because at the rate things are going someone will pull the trigger on the White House nigger, and based Vance can name the successor.
>>61659851i'm up, markets up, what results do you want blud.theres been autistic screeching about economic collapse for a year and it hasnt happened
>>61659868Yeah what can you tell me about the greys and aylmaos?
>>61659835Stop capitulating to mongolian hordes.
>>61659839>anything but releasing the epstein files
>>61659838pls b in watford
>>61659839Rumor has it that these aliens have been exiled 109 times
so are we crashing when markets open due to trump?btc didnt move after all
>>61659871that by aliens they mean the predecessors of the tribes of shabazz, yakub has been reborn
>>61659838how else am i going to spend these mercury dimes?
>>61659880Euro markets will dump hard Monday while Yank markets hide behind the corpse of MLK. Hopefully a concession will be reached before market open Tuesday.
Kinda want a lil crash so I can do a lil slurpy slurpy
>>61659899But think of all the people who will get crushed just so you can have a slurp
>>61659899what do you anons mean in smg when you say slurpy slurpy?
>>61659903goyim are not people anon, the chosen know to buy every dip
>>61659905Piss
>>61659843Give it time
>>61659917two more weeks?
>>61659880I do believe it will not be as bad as the China 100% tarrif crash, but I also believe these tarrifs will definitively happen and there is no going back. Outside of the TACO in chief TACO'ing (which will happen, but in several weeks to months, not like the next 2 weeks), there is no pulling back from the 25% tarrifs on Europe, since Europe obviously will not put on a clown wig and clown makeup and concede Greenland.
>>61659905Wow who let this outsider in? He is trying to understand our lingo here, not cool.
>>61659919>Europe obviously will not put on a clown wig and clown makeup and concede GreenlandYour leaders will be handing it over before the summer's end
>>61658287You have to not JUST look at "the money", as in the literal cash changing hands. Before it came out that the businessman was actually a scam artist, the value on the buyer's side still accounted for *something*. That something is value, even though it isn't money. You can put a price on this value. As said, second-hand it would still have been worth $90. But after it came out they were actually junk, this valuation turned to $0 overnight. You need to properly understand the greater FAG theory of economics that >>61658192 outlined.
I am allin the stock market currently aside from 2k cash waiting to be invested. If there is a little dump next week, what is the play to maximize my return on my 2k cash? slurp as soon as there is a red day? or wait for it to dump by a certain %? and what %? I'm new to investing and slurping. If the market drops by 50% or more i will probably quit my job to get access to leave pay immediately, do what ever i can to find a temporary higher paying job and or take up w/e work i can find for cash (like tutoring, even tho i havent done it in a decade) and apply for a personal loan putting my entire networth as collateral to put everything into stocks.
>>61659778been cooming balls deep in the wife for a week now. going for #2.>>61659785how is that obvious, because it's completely wrong.
>>61659894kek holy shiti could forgive like a dozen child rapes for this
I'm gonna watch the bloodbath nigga. I'm gonna buy cheapies on margin nigga.
>>61659965>been cooming balls deep in the wife for a week nowIs she hot?
>>61660045of course.
>>61660056big mistake R.I.P.
>>61660063man who has not tasted grapes says sour
>>61659930For me, it's Kaja Kallas.>EU chief diplomat Kallas: World’s woes mean it’s time to start drinkinghttps://www.politico.eu/article/eu-chief-diplomat-kaja-kallas-state-world-means-time-start-drinking/
>>61659871>futures
>>61659880No the market only goes up
>>61660084the prettier the woman, the worse her behavior
>>61660106Bro pretty women are retarded. They could easily not have to work for a living but instead they do all this stupid shit that just leaves them undesirable to everyone. I'm kind of amazed reproduction even took place in the first place to be honest with creatures this stupid and selfish.
>>61659058>DJT screencap>great satan editionyou genuinely suck at making a decent thread. its not that difficult either. tremendous failure
>>61660103kys
lmao how is this fair?
>>61660196>fairDo you have the wrong thread?
>>61659861I keep thinking about this possibility too.
>>61659871>aliensLol get the fuck out of here
>>61660210>animewhen are you going to top yourself?
>>61659654
Are you shorting danish stocks like nvo?
>>61659581damn 35+ was crazy so I had to look them up. to my absolute shock our greatest ally isn't in there. why didn't our greatest ally come to our aid?
13 minutes to movie night! Tonite's feature is 13 Tzameti (2005)!
My local tax firm hired a sheboon and assigned her to do my taxes. How do I politely tell them I don't want a fucking nigger doing my taxes?
>>61660373you don'tjust ditch them
>trump is fucking with broadcasting rights and timeslots nowyou vill watch the state-mandated game and you vill like it.
>>61660235Please no it was just starting to recover :(
>>61660384Not surprised, he's more of a dictator with each passing day
>>61660373do your own taxes
>>61660373Are you using HR Block?
ASTS is ATH. I only have 2,000 shares. No news on recent sat launch unfurling, so it could work or not. No official schedule for next sat shipments or launches. Price spiked on news hype of DOD contracting and FCC partial approvals. I expect the stock still very volatile, but this year the price is likely to rip on good news. Should I sell half and wait for good pull back, or just ride it out and hope for the best?
Guys I don't think the US is a good place to be a white man.
What are your financial goals for this year and how do you plan to get there?>card unrelated
>>61659463>the guy looking at him like wtf is he doingMy fucking sides
>>61659581the united states in its entire human existence has never won a war by its self, i never understood why this fact makes historycucks seethe when history is based on facts
>>61660426>dictatorGod I wish, maybe then he would arrest most of congress and take down all the federal judges and local judges who let murderers go out on the streets every day. Democrats should actually love Trump since any other leader would be lynching them by now.
>>61660384he's getting crazier by each passing day isn't he?
>>61660426hes not a dictator hes an old senile man with dementiaif he was a dictator he wouldnt be such a cuck to the Supreme Court, the courts run this country, not himthe "evil dictators" are the nazi larping jews in his cabinet, the real trump himself is a retarded boomer who gives a fuck about the army navy game not getting ratings
>>61660092based
>>61660688It's my best stock by a mile. You could diversify into RKLB.
What the fuck is this supposed to mean?
>>61660861
>>61660861makes sense, since I just started getting into stock market investing, that aliens would crash the economy.
>>61660861I don't care about Aliens. Either they show themselves or fuck off with that shit. Don't care about documents, announcements or whatever you wanna call it.
>>61660861Aliens are priced in since the pentagon UAP report>>61660888checked
>https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2026-01-17/eu-set-to-halt-us-trade-deal-over-trump-s-latest-tariff-threatThis is bullish for the EU right?
SES still up in spite of the weekend stop, it didn't go down during the OTH period but I'm afraid faggots will cash out tomorrow due to weekend spendings realization causing a slight price drop. It will be a good buy tomorrow before closure or Thursday at opening where bullies will try buying at lowest possible value to exploit the healing intraday period. It should keep going up the following days and SES AI got some events planned so I expect the momentum to stay solid and positively trendy.
>>61657315Never had issues with IBKR here. The fee per trade is just a few pennies, worth it unless you are trading penny stocks one share at a time (you shouldn't even think about it).
>>61660918dunno but I personally find more comfortable to buy eu etfs these days
I am literally stroking my dick right now thinking about the dip tomorrow. It's april 2025 all over again.I'd nab some Eurostoxx 600.
>>61661080US Tech, global ETFs is my "Trump will fuck everyone's shit up" setup. So far it has worked pretty well.
>>61661158>Eurostoxx 600exactly, I have 5k ready for it>>61661162I wish I had more money to get some of those too, but in general it's easier to find a good day to buy us
>>61660861>>61660888>>61660900>>61660913"Alien invasion" is code for Europe getting BTFO by Russia without US support, which is slated to happen in 2027 along with China invading Taiwan and then possibly the rest of Japan, South Korea, and the Phillipines (WW3)
>>61661207>Europe getting BTFO by RussiaFunny, but not realistic.
>>61660811>You could diversify into RKLB.What kind of retard's toy is this, im up 50% on it, fucking piece of shit. "Rocketlab" are we playing kerbal here or some shit
>>61661219They may not win, but they sure as hell can fuck shit up. Imagine if most of continental Europe got turned into Ukraine.
>>61661173I have 40k ready for these hitler heiling european watnou dood piece of shit stocks....Those niggers probably wont even dump it for us.
Good morning gentlemen.What happens tomorrow?
>>61661207>Europe getting BTFO by RussiaI'm tired.
>>61661229waiting for tuesday may be smarter actually
>>61660801he's a part of the same rotten system as all the rest. the problem is that he was running on the right wing platform, statistically people are more conservative, also stupid people gravitate toward right-wing parties more often. so now you have the trend of pro-tranny faggot politicians winning the election and making you eat shit (which almost nobody wants) or a """right-wing politician""" winning and making you eat a lot more shit, which he can allow himself to do because a significant portion of society will will actually defend him with their lives because they are so direction-brained thanks to the culture war. it's a genius system, really. introduce a ton of migrants and ruin society while spreading panic about the fascist boogeyman then when the society gets tired of it and vote the fascist boogeyman in he doesn't pull back on anything, instead he just pays lip service and takes away even more of your money and freedom.
>>61661235nothingthe market is closed tomorrow
>>61661158>the dip tomorrowthe market is closed tomorrow
>>61660918The EU is finally getting some cojones
>>61661240Shut up doomer, america is clearly BACK.
>>61661253>fuentes>antunesno comment
>>61660861idkfuck england anyway
>>61661080>>61661162Personally I shifted a huge part of my 'folio to https://finance.yahoo.com/quote/EXUS.L/ around new years.
>>61660780the US is a terrible place to be anyone who is not a billionaireno free healthcareno free educationno decent public transportation networkinsanely unwalkable citiesthe list goes on and on
>>61661265>free>freeIt aint "free" here either. It's just paid for 90% by taxes.
>>61660384the free market lmao
>>61661241Sir, America not world, sir.
>>61659210>as a neet i'm down 20k in 10 dayshow? explain the trades
>>61661285You're rightI apologise fren
>>61661207>Europe getting BTFO by Russialel, ukraine is fighting without being able to strike deep inside russia, barely any airforce, no naval presence... and it's still standing three and a half years later.
>>61661321it's nothing to brag aboutRussia is a non white third world countryRussian air defenses couldn't even take down a single mutt helicopter in venezuela lmao
>>61660373if you pay someone to do your taxes you are a cuck desu.
>>61661266Everyone pays taxes, some people have free healthcare and others don't.
HOW ABOUT YOU SIGN THE ORDER TO PUT FANNY ON THE NYSE AND PUMP MY BAGS YOU ORANGE FUCKING NIGGER I CANT FUCKING BELIEVE I TRUST THIS NIGGER AND HIS COCK SUCKING CUM SLURPING ANAL GAPED SISSY BITCH BOTTOM TREASURY SECRETARY TO DO ANYTHING. FUCKING MY BAGGIE NIGGER LIFE i think im to double dose on everything today. either i go into an arrhythmia or the stims zap my brain out of this pit of dispair.
>>61661352>acting immediately on burry's predictionsngmi, that busta was years early on the housing market
FANNY FUCKIN MAY
>>61659791Kevin or that other guy also named kevin
>>61661370
Baidu
ONDS or SMCI for 2026
AVGO
>>61661352I don’t think he’s gonna make it.
>>61661207>and the Phillipineswhat does China want in the Philippines anyway? barely passing ladyboys?
FANNY MISS MAY I
>>61661412nine dash line
>>61661412why does the us want greenland? >small island next to big countrythats all it is.
>>61661429greenland ranks second in the world in rare earth minerals behind China and is key to defend the eastern US from Russian and Chinese ICBMsthat being said mutts will never get it kek
Hi /smg/, balkanfag neet total noob hereI wanted to ask you guys something since I can't find any info about this anywhere.I wanted to invest a decent sum on some stock but I don't know how to go about itI know that if I open a bank account I have to keep paying maintenance fee monthly to keep the account, so my question is thus: Can I set up a temporary bank account to transfer my money into the brokerage account(Interactive Brokers or whatver firm I use) and then close the bank account thereafter? Btw do brokerage accounts charge monthly maintenance fees too? Since I'm not clear on this. Everything I read online says that they take a percentage when you sell the stock but doesn't mention if they charge monthly maintenance fees or not.So my whole thing here is that I don't want to keep an inactive bank account and I would like to avoid paying meaningless maintenance fees.BTW in case you're wondering what my buying strategy is: It's nothing special or complicated... just buy and hold for a long ass time. I'm not doing anything complicated like day trading or things like that.
>>61661434>never get itAlready ours. In the coming days the US is going to split that virgin Icelandic pussy wide open. Stay tuned for more..
>>61661463European troops in Greenland have orders to shoot US invaders retardIt will never be yours
>>61661466>European troopsLaughable. You have no clue the power of our nation and it's military. Keep sucking Xi's tiny cock and stay in your place, third worlder.
[Donald Trump's interest in acquiring Greenland has recently escalated into a full diplomatic crisis, with the U.S. President imposing tariffs on eight European allies and threatening military action if a deal is not reached.We will do the same thing to Greenland that the British did to the Native American's land and there is nothing you, or anyone else will do to stop it.
>Trump has linked the acquisition of Greenland to his proposed "Golden Dome" missile defense system, arguing that control of the Arctic island is essential for the system’s "maximum potential." Crucially, he has refused to rule out the use of military force—referred to as "the hard way"—if diplomatic and economic efforts fail.
>>61661466what a terrifying threat, are you still using broomsticks when you play soldier?
>>61661463 >ours>>61661470>our>>61661478>WeKek, a literal forum warrior, at least tell me you're putting some money in Polymarket or something.But seriously, you have to go back to the containment board.
>>61661478This is not manifest destiny. And the french have nucs . Congress needs to declare war against the European union before trump can invade it . The mid terms will fix this , because the opposing party will be so far up trumps ass it will lead you to endless investigations , impeachment and rail roading . Even the Europeans know you cant trust this tard.
>>61661452Hey, I cannot speak for European brokerages but I do know there is a well established and reputable crypto exchange called ‘Kraken’ that offers tokenized versions of US stocks and ETF’s. There are no maintenance fees, the only fees are if you sell/trade them. This could be a solution for you. K (flags me for spam for saying whole name) is very trusted. Picrel is from my app.
>>61661483>golden domeMore like golden shower, the only thing this meme vanity project will achieve is pissing away a gorillion dollars
>>61661470>>61661487France has sent their elite divisions to Greenlandstop falling for your migacultist nonsense about muh dog sled danish army
>>61661501so they surrender with even more alacrity?
>>61661466LMFAO
>>61661452>>61661497DO NOT use Kraken, it took me 5 months and legal threats to get my money back from them.
>>61661499Why does he care so much about his golden shower anyway? Does he realistically expect ICBM strikes from China/Russia?
>>61661452I have no idea about balkanAi chatbots must give you better answers unironically
>>61661470nigga you can't even beat the TALIBAN
And don't come at me the Russians couldn't beat them too. We see how good the Russians are when it's not about defending their frozen hellhole by throwing every man at the enemy.
>>61661434>is key to defend the eastern US from Russian and Chinese ICBMsthe us already has a base there that does that. but the REMS can be mined now anyway. Trump could just support a mining company to go and do it and sell it in american markets. way simpler and easier approach then this.
>>61661499>meme vanity project will achieve is pissing away a gorillion dollarsits never going to happen. maybe some parts of it work its way into an upgraded missile system which is big for my space stocks. All the projects hes mentioned wont likely happen. the stargate thing isnt going to work out either. its a data center for data no one will use.
>>61661497Interactive Brokers is a US firmI know that one is available here, I think the Charles Schwab firm is available here too>>61661514>>61661521Come on guys, do I need to hold an active bank account to keep the stock or not? And do brokerage firms charge monthly maintenance fees?My whole question revolved around avoiding maintenance fees. That's the only thing stopping me from investing.
>>61661547schwab doesnt, afaik most brokerages no longer charge maintenance feeswho knows how it works in slavistan tho
>>61661452>Can I set up a temporary bank account to transfer my money into the brokerage account(Interactive Brokers or whatver firm I use) and then close the bank account thereafter?LMAO. I mean, you probably could after transfering the money just close the bank account. But it will still be registered as your go-to bankaccount if you want to pull the money out. You can very likely change that later. I only have Trade Republic and have not changed the bank account yet, so I don't know how much effort that is.If there were any maintenance fees, I'd assume they'd also subtract it first from your balance prior to zapping your bank account for the money.
>>61661523>nigga what is foreign policy?>Key leaders of the network, including the current acting Interior Minister of the Taliban regime, Sirajuddin Haqqani, are listed as Specially Designated Global Terrorists (SDGTs). While a monetary reward offer for Sirajuddin Haqqani was recently removed from the FBI website as a result of diplomatic engagement in March 2025, the underlying terrorist designations and sanctions remain in place.>The U.S. remains concerned about the TTP's safe havens in eastern Afghanistan and the group's relationship with the Afghan Taliban, which U.N. monitors report is "generally sympathetic to TTP aims". The U.S. Department of State continues to designate TTP leaders as terrorists.
Greenland
>>61661547Lol it's like 15 dollars a month you stupid faggot. PISS OFF
>>61661547Keep enough money in and they won't even charge you ffs
>>61661452>>61661557Or you find an ENTIRELY free bank account, like Santander, BBVA (both spanish) or C24 Bank, N26 (both german)>>61661577There's the cope
>>61661547>Come on guys, do I need to hold an active bank account to keep the stock or not?No but you should have one, there're dozens of EU banks with zero fees. >And do brokerage firms charge monthly maintenance fees? It depends on the product and the broker, IBKR is pretty cheap and charges no fees for US or EU stocks, but they charge for taiwanese stocks.https://www.interactivebrokers.ie/en/pricing/commissions-home.php
most of europes money comes from fining american companies. they deserve to be tariffed.
>>61661553Schwab doesn't seem to be available Yeah I looked into Interactive Brokers and apparently they require like 10K minimum investment for a broker accountFuck noI know I'm gonna sound fucking dumb as hell here but I have like 1K euro or so saved up and I just wanted to buy a couple of Nvidia shares and just let them chill there for yearsIf the value goes up good, if it doesn't I can sell the at a loss or something no big deal since I doubt Nvidia is ever going down>>61661557Thanks anonThere are also other options available like directly buying stock from the banks here, like Raifeissen offers a broker service, but I know from a relative that works there that they charge 35 euro for a transaction, and I don't know if they still charge for maintenance fees for their broker serviceI'll have to research this a bunch moreI'll probably end up going to one of Raifeissen branches and ask them in personThey'll probably laugh at my 1K and reject me either wayMaybe I'll just pay a visit to Austria or whatever and play the Euro-Millions lotto once in a while since I doubt I'll be able to buy stockWhy do these jews have to make it some complicated? Nickle and diming us for everything?I just wanted to buy some stock and let it chill there ffs.>>61661588No it's like 2.5 euro a month, but I did mention I'm a neet and a balkanfag>>61661593Thanks a lot anon!My country's not even in the EU and I don't know if opening a bank account abroad is possible for me but I will keep those banks in mind>>61661594Yeah I looked into IBKR and for the broker account the required minimum is 10000USD for the first 8 monthshttps://www.interactivebrokers.com/en/accounts/required-minimums.phpSchwab doesn't seem to have the required minimums but it doesn't seem available hereLike I said above in this paragraph, I just wanted to invest the 1K or so euro I have saved up on Nvidia stock and just let it chill thereBut it's probably impossible I guess
>>61661547I’m sorry you have access to shitty brokerages, but I literally provided a way for you to avoid maintenance fees.>>61661514Bullshit. They’re legit, if you can’t get money back you’re doing some shady shit. Their customer support replies immediately. And they’re about to IPO here in the states.
>>61661613If American companies want to do business in Europe then they should follow European rules. I’m American and if some company came to our country breaking our laws then we absolutely wouldn’t (or at least shouldn’t) let them get away with it.
>>61661618>Yeah I looked into IBKR and for the broker account the required minimum is 10000USD for the first 8 monthsare you sure about that? My brother started there with a couple thousand euros some years ago. Maybe you're looking at the margin trading account?
>>61660797Mexican-American war and Spanish American war are two off the top of my head.
>>61661643Fuck Europe. America can do whatever we want.
>>61659058How much will Tuesday tank?
>>61661658I have a feeling it will tank a bit. But remember, line always goes up in this autistic market
>>61661658bitcoin barely budged so prob nothing desu.
>>61661636LMAO I just checked on google and Kraken actually seems to be available here But I am mindful of what >>61661514 said here
>>61661499Not like you can even reliably counter ICBMs even with his golden dome. Good luck intercepting the numerous missiles when it is descending at several tens of mach.
>>61661644Scroll downhttps://www.interactivebrokers.com/en/accounts/required-minimums.phpPicrel btw
>>61661657Amazing. You've adopted the nigger spirit in full.
>>61661657and this is why europeans hate you
>>61661684We are the greatest country in the world. We made created aspect of modern civilization. Yes…that’s right, even the internet and computing device you’re using to seethe about America. Oh, and the stocks you buy that create wealth? Yea we did that. I’m not gonna apologize to some cuck faggot for being a superior country.
>>61661697
>>61661657...is what you morons have been conditioned to believe by hollywood power fantasies. While in reality much of the economical power of the US is built on cheap materials and products shipped to the US from elsewhere to be refined and consumed by a system that eats from it's own momentum. That momentum has been created by soft global power and influence and that is rapidly vanishing with the trust in the US because you have self-absorbed egomaniac running the country, feeding blatant bullshit to the uneducated human cattle. What was my point, I forgot.
>>61661694
>>61661699>more sad eurocope
>>61661703The UK is not part of the EU
>>61661636>>61661636>you’re doing some shady shitI opened my account in late 2020 and moved 3 btc there, complied with all the selfies and EU bullshit, declared all to my tax agency, did zero (0) operations until 2021 when I sold and wanted to move my money, and suddently I had to send more pics, and those pics weren't valid, and the tickets were closed as solved, but the money never arrived, so more tickets, more pics... until I opened a ticket with my complaint to the bank regulator attached and a threat to go to a lawyer and guess what? problem solved, no selfies needed that time. And I wasn't the only one having problems at that time.
>>61661700Euros will never understand how fun it is to see this meme and realize we really don't think about you irrelevant chucklefucks at all.
>>61661679You don't need a trading account, that's for professionals, the individual one allows you to buy and sell stocks, efts, etc.>https://www.interactivebrokers.com/en/accounts/required-minimums.php
>>61661715Is that why trump is sperging out about like 30 fucking soldiers?Come on, just admit it, you are completely obsessed with us, even your demented president is.
Internet isn't AmericanStocks even less so by a lot.>We don't think about you at all>Initial post by American>reply by American with the meme about Americans not thinking about EU>all in regards to EU fine
>>61661715literally all Trump talks about is muh freeloading europeans lmao
>>61661725nigga noone thinks the entirety of the militaries of yurop(30 people) is worth thinking about
What does Trump chimping out mean, do i buy or sell bros
>>61661732Sell at open, buy the dips at end of day
the dollar is gonna fucking collapse isn't it
>>61661737I'm betting the euro is what will drop most tomorrow
>>61661737yesand America will collapse alongside it
>>61661737I wish I had more gold. Putin wins, the west collapses.
FANNY MAY
>>61661747>the westeuropeputin and trump are on the same side
>>61661742euro dropping a bit will be quite good for exports
>>61661756>>61661756>>61661756
Google glasses 2.0 or actually good?Place your bets now.
>>61661758Yeah Spain and Italy stonks might go up bigly since no sanctions but boosted exports from that
>>61661723And you can buy Nvidia stock with this and just let it chill there forever?If so we might have something here
>>61661794Sure but you don’t seem to know what your doing.
>>61659309>then putting a 10% emergency tarriff on the Nords seems pretty reasonable for trying to start a world war with us.>trying to start to start a world war with ustake your meds schizoid
