>be me>never gave a shit about anything and coasted through life worked a job for a year at 19 at my most ambitious then gave up after a year when I didn’t get my promised house, luxury car, and virgin barely legal wife>be my brother>worked part time at 16 and went into trade school to be a electrician at 18 saying not wanting to end up like me and proposed to his highschool girlfriend who was fat at 19>by 21 his girlfriend left him for someone else and left a text saying she could do better and he is working 6 12 hour days a week and it’s killing him and he is still living paycheck to paycheck because of overpriced cars and apartments and everything else and one day he fell asleep driving and he was labeled at fault because of his excessive work schedule and caused a accident that set him back like 10 grand which wiped out most of his savings
>I on the other did nothing but play RuneScape and browse the web and find wallstreet bets and I find out about GameStop and realize I had about 18 grand in saved up disability payments (my parents cover shelter and food and don’t know about my disability payment I didn’t tell them because they are loyal wage slaves and would yell at me for being a bum) laying around collecting dust so input it all in games to stocks and the squeeze happens and I made $300,000 pretty much overnight and the IRS sent a letter for their cut which means my parents found out and started demanding rent which promptly caused me to move out of my own house though I did manage to keep my 1800 disability payments>brag about it incessantly to my parents and brother laughing about how I made more money than he did his entire career despite all his “hard work” and just being a dick in general looking back I took it too far>then I find out about wallstreetbetssilver and I put 220000 into it and put all the coins under my bed and on my bed making snow angels for pictures to send to my wagie brother and wagie parents>after a few years silver shoots up to being work $900,000 which I told my parents bragging about how I’ll be the first millionaire in the family despite not working more than a year in my life>my family hates me at this point because they know I’m right>find out my brother killed himself because he couldn’t stand to work anymore pointless 12 hour days especially since me his brother “made it” and was wealthyRemember who you leave behind when your rich.
>>61660572>>61660576You can barely write, kill yourself, you’re entirely worthless.
>>61660572>>61660576weird fanfic
>>61660572>>61660576>>61660589>>61660595Making children before you even have a house or money should be illegal by lawEver heard of condoms, birth control or abortion?Fucking Americans piss me off so bad
>>61660576your family turned out ok despite you. good on them. im glad you're so happy in life you shared this part of yourself, youre never leaving.
>>61660572don't blame yourself, it happens, normies are living raped lives and often break when they realize how hard they're getting rapedit's hard to stop yourself from reminding them that though, I made 4 million dollars in the same way and everywhere I go I remind them that to earn $160k/year all they have to do is put 4 million dollars into a 4% savings account, and if you think about it, 4 million dollars is not even a lot by any measure, many people have so much more, and they get so much more money for simply having moneyevery family gathering they discuss their waging, and I'm like "I simply have 4 million dollars in a savings account and it makes me almost 2 times more than you but you slave away while I'm having fun all day lol", they cope by saying dumbest things and it's funny
>>61660572>rich>paycheck to paycheck>losing 10k wiped out his savings
>>61660610>Ever heard of condoms, birth control or abortion?Pretty sure most pregnancies end in this country via one of those methods. America is also one of the most secure places on Earth to raise a child so not sure why you;re upset, would you rather they be born in poor areas in other countries like Nigeria, India, Brazil, etc?
>>61660572Wow did you copy my life story.
>>61660664OP means him getting rich and bragging about it to his desperate wagie brother was what made his brother commit suicide. It seems like a larp to ragebait because nobody would ever brag, even anonymously, about being the biggest pile of scum on the earth, lmao
>>61660572>Be highschooler>Use bitcoins to buy designer drugs off the dark web with all my druggy friends>Occasionally sell them to the preppy kids>Be rich because I did everything I wasn't supposed to
>>61660572>Pay child support for first kid>New babymomma refused to even work parttime >Why are we poorSome people just cant be helped no matter whatOPs story on the other hand is pure larp
>>61660572>>61660576You have to be 18+ to post here
>>61660576>pointless 12 hour days
>>61660572>5 * 11 * 18.50 = $1017 a week, plus overtime bonuses>$53K/yearand he can't afford an apartment???oh he's paying child support. lmao. keep your pants on folks.
>>61660664that's how we know is a turd worlder writing it
>>61660572Didn't read any of this drivel, get fucked
>>61660572not everyone is entitled to children especially if you cant afford them. its not the economies fault for you bringing a child into this world while not having any money.
>>61661621Best response. Fuck Op. no one gives a shit about you
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>>61660572skill issue. learn from the much smarter african american gentlemen, when faced with a situation like that just don't pay the debts and get what you need from the government. debt is literally just numbers on a screen
>>61660576Absolutely ruthless based. You family are relics of an America that is dead and buried. Until they understand the government and corporations are their blood enemies, they ARE the enemy.
>>61660671>one of the most secure places on Earth to raise a childBecause they don't go outside anymore, tard. If children behaved normally they would die by the thousands in america
Sounds like your brothers an idiot, necking over chump change lmao
>>61660576Why did this give me an erection
>>61660576>>61660572i regret reading this shit story. hopefully you kill yourself too. fuck niggers fuck jannies fuck kikes sage
Literally it’s a war of attrition sometimes and you just have to be smart enough to stick it out and find some niche no one else is good at with your existing company and be better at it than a replacement could be. Would gladly fold my cards and go work at grocery store and try to scam my way into management if I needed to. Don’t get why people bitch so fucking much unless you job hop - do your time if you’re forced to be a wagie and make life easier when you’re in your 30s
>>61660671I don’t like bottom 99%ers having kids. It is gross.
>>61660572>downvotekekI feel their pain though even though I'm upper middle. Going to be a lot more fucked people before this is over though.
>>61665414Before what is over?At least upper middle gets to save some of their income.
>>61660576$18000 is life-changing money, simply 17x that to 300k then x3 that and you're almost a millionaire
>>61660576Gentlemen..... A toast! To our based OP! Look at da flick of da wrist (YUH)Look at da flick of da wrist (YUH)
>>61660572Why would you post a screenshot of one story and post another story. What do you want the discussion around you dumb low IQ faggot.
And that brother, named Albert Einstein, flew into the room and perched itself atop a flag that read OP is a fag
>>61660572The FED is the biggest scam going and I can only think of one politician in recent memory who talked about it. These mouth breathing retards were warned and they chose to ignore it. Now it’s this life or death issue for them. Way to go faggots!
>>61660610>nooooo never breed you arent ready>ok me and my barren ugly 30 something wife are ready!you yurocucks are so pathetic. enjoy the deathnic invasion
>>61660610Having children should be illegal if your income is under X, but compulsory if your income is over. Increasing by one child every Y band of income.X and Y should nevertheless be low.
>>61660576>$900K>"made it"lollmao even
>>61660572Whats causes you faggot to think your retarded larps will become interesting if you just "greentext" them? All youre really doing is forcing it into a format you don't understand. Its always the same forced "le epic greentext" that is the most cringe
i made it too but didn't tell anyone cause it could get me tortured and killed by sandniggers (im french), i just act like im a bum living off govt checks, everyone hates me but at least i get to not work and play vidya and ride my motorcycle all days, ive been doing this for five years now and ive yet to feel any boredom. my sister still killed herself tho.
These stories would be more realistic if you just said you bought Link at a dollar and sold at 50 bucks
>>61660572cool story, here's a real one>do nothing with your life>gamble on crypto sometimes years ago>accidentally learn some economic basics because of this >end up NEET + in debt>despite the debt have some liquid capital at times>brother is a normal family man, no debt, but not much money either>bro likes to talk about stocks and finance and is good at analysis>bro says he thinks his friend's ex-employer is doing a merger and it's not announced yet>based it on his own analysis and friend getting fired for no reason>look it up yourself and it makes sense, and if the merger doesn't happen, the stock isn't volatile>put all your savings into the company stock ($10 000+)>stock price rises steadily>company eventually does a heavily over-priced stock repurchase>make enough money to last for the next couple decades and pay all debts>call brother and tell him you made good money (but not how much)>brother is happy since he also made a good profit>think that your family is now well off and constant financial worries are a thing of the past>the thought that your parents don't have to worry in their retirement is bliss>brother says he made $500 with an initial investment of only $200 (he bought in late)>crash out at bro and tell him what the point of doing hours and hours of analysis for that little even is>tell him you made a six figure sum>he's mad now and the constant arguments from that moment basically breaks apart the family
>>61660572damn, you're a terrible brother. why didn't you share some of your money? i hope you don't reproduce
>>61660572>>61660576Your family hates you for being such an annoying faggot. You deserve to have your dad rob you at gunpoint
>>61660572>>61660576Inb4 you add some shit on last second to make yourself look better but your brother completed his legacy by having kids. Youll end up just like him, crying about what you dont have. We all have our struggles and you left out a lot of yours
>>61660671>America is also one of the most secure places on Earth to raise a childThat might be true in some areas, but not all. All the rot is self-inflicted which is not reassuring and it begs to add "today" to the end of your statement, because its gotten considerably worse over the past 2 decades. Like 20-50x worse.Everybody thats honest with themselves knows you dont want to raise children in the USA unless you can afford and do homeschooling / private school while living in one of the few places that are not trash (more money, live on hills not near large metros, likely not on the east coast).Everybody that doesn't have this opinion simply just doesnt know shit, but they can find out the hard way.
>>61660576>>61660572If you ever wondered what the head canon of a tradesman’s loser little brother would read like, this is it.
>>61666309>the government should tell me if I can have kids or not
