You can now wrap and unwrap Monero on Ethereum in a completely decentralized and trustless way. The world first decentralized wrapped monero is being built and live on testnet
>>61673506bridge.zerofi.io
>>61673506Basad, but i ll wait with this a little!
>>61673506>> testnet.so another 10 years.
>>61673600Max a year but imagine the possibilities when this launches
>>61673655yes i meant to write 1 but wrote 10
Lol imagine thinking Monerobros could use this.Casting pearls before swine
>>61673685There's no way to get Monero easily literally the only way is through centralized swappers like fixedfloat that will randomly freeze your shit so everyone is scared to run any significant volume through them. Only DEX that support Monero are shitty slow and user unfriendly that you need to download like bisq for example. Picrel is just 1m daily volume. Kucoin does 170m a day in monero alone i can easly see this being the primary way any buys XMR.
>>61673685i am a huge monerobro and I will use it. Monerobros are the best at using things. I have an ether bag. Money skelly said some good things about bringing decentralization and privacy back to ethereum so I like ETH.Basically monerobros always use what's available. cause monero is not as easy to trade in and out of.but actually there's many maaaaaaany options and as long as you can swap for another thing you can sell your monero. and else you just go to xmrbazaar and sell and buy directly for monero.
>>61673817cool, keep me posted
>>61673939i'm only here for a few weeks. then i'll be gone for a few years again. wont keep you posted.
>>61673506This means the top is in for XMR
>>61674381>Monero becomes infinity more easy to buy >this means the top is in
>>61674565same shit happened with the zcash etf and chink listings
excellent idea what could go wrong
>>61674575What the fuck has that got to do with anything?>>61674621>he doesn't understand decentralization and thinks the frontend equals the network
>>61674621>>61674575brutal iq pill holy shit this is not for you go play with your crayons
Send all your Monero to my wallet and you also get ZeroFi back
>>61675287>what is a multisig wallet God this place went down hill
>>61673767>There's no way to get Monero easilyLiterally changenow.io
>>61673506>decentralized and trustless post github>no way to get Monero easilytrocador.app, $1k kyc refund insurance >scared to run any significant volumethats what p2p is for. picrel from last week
What an idiot
>>61673767>go into monero schizo thread>go on some exchange from infographic>swipe btc into monero>get monero on wallet>There's no way to get Monero easily
>>61673767>There's no way to get Monero easilyorangefren.com>>61673506>>61676609>decentralized and trustless>post githubagreed, post github
subhumans who can't into bisq/retoswap are probably also too dumb to operate qbittorrent without their mom finding out which JAVs they snatched
>>61676478FREEZE>>61676609Nobody is downloading your heavy slow p2p brick of an app. People want a seamless experience. No downloads no long wait times and no expensive fees. >>61676651Now try to do it with more than $10
>>61676863Kucoin does 170 million in monero volume, how much does bisq/reto do? What do you think the reason is?Only the autists use bisq nobody is downloading and syncing and taking hours of their day to do a p2p transaction with 5% fees.
>>61678350it can make it appear less obvious to governments or banks that you are purchasing cryptocurrency when you use bisq or retoswap
>>61678374Even literal criminals rather use fixedfloat or changenow and risk their crypto getting frozen than downloading fucking bisq or reto
>>61678446that's one of the only ways people get caught when using monerothere is a "monero is bad" website and the only kinds of examples it has are people getting snitched out by exolixpeople who don't care about decentralization or permissionlessness have joined the hobby. I don't understand what your point is.
>>61678473My point is swappers are doing tens if not hundreds of millions in volume a day because they're easy to use. Most people will always pick ease. However zerofi is best of both worlds its a swapper like experience but tis actually decentralized and if you can't see the value in that idk what to say
>>61678332>>61678350>People want a seamless experience.the people that want want a slick app and the people that want to cashout 300k anonymously are 2 different markets.>The Haveno Mobile appworks pretty decently for beta right now and you need to run orbot along with it for Tor connection, but its there and works decently well for anybody that has 2 brain cells>5% feesnot even 1% fees when trading crypto on retoswap>>61678542nobody wants your wrapped xmr because you literally can not do anything with it. why would anyone trade good xmr for that?go check out 0xMR if you want an idea of how well a bridged xmr trades
>>61678604>the people that want want a slick app and the people that want to cashout 300k anonymously are 2 different markets.For the 300k cashout guy a seamless experience might not be the top priority but if he can get a seamless experience while not compromising on decentralization and trustlessness i don't see why he would deliberately pick the more difficult route for no benefit.>works pretty decently for beta right now and you need to run orbot along with it for Tor connection, but its there and works decently well for anybody that has 2 brain cellsJust download my mobile app bro to pay 5% fees on any meaningful amount! Deep liquidity? whats that? You created an order? Just wait for john doe to accept it just wait a few hours bro! >nobody wants your wrapped xmr because you literally can not do anything with it. why would anyone trade good xmr for that?go check out 0xMR if you want an idea of how well a bridged xmr tradesHere's where your low iq shows imagine being able to buy XMR on UNISWAP. Anyone anywhere can buy ETH easy as fuck so now by extension you can buy XMR just as easily. The wrapped token doesn't have to be useful by itself as it just serves as a way to go in and out of monero easily. Buy ETH literally anywhere -> Swap to wrapped XMR on uniswap -> unwrap Instead of buy ETH -> download reto -> create account -> fund account -> create buy order because liquidity usually aint shit anyways -> wait a brazillion years for buy order to be filled -> pay like 5% fees -> withdraw. This is just one use case by the way. Why can't a (perp) dex offer real and pegged XMR trading? Why can't aave launch XMR markets? Besides the biggest win which is moving easily in and out of XMR there are so many side quests for wrapped xmr as well
>>61678782>Deep liquidity? whats that?where can you prove the liquidity of the bridge?I can check and see retoswap has 11,300xmr right now to sell in open oders
>>61678604>0xMRThis is not a wrapped monero. Besides the name it has literally nothing to do with Monero nor was it pegged by Monero or redeemable for Monero
>>61678816ill admit 0xMR was a bad comparison
>>61678799Look i'm not trying to make this a us vs them debate. If you like reto thats fine all i'm saying is that monero wont go mainstream from noob unfriendly solutions like reto.
>>61678782Uniswap isn’t KYC?
>>61678835Its a DEX of course it has no KYC
>>61678822im with you, bro.i just dont trust an xmr bridge that pops up out of the blue and no github linkedtheres the closed source hyperliquid bridge that opened up last week too that im waiting for the crashSerai is on its final audits right now and the eth/dai/xmr dex will exist with extensive auditing >https://serai.exchange/2026/01/14/serai-blockchain-audit.html
>>61678839Im very excited for Serai too
>>61673506>total reserves>0.0287 XMR
>>61679023Its in testnet they're testing with 0.001 XMR transactions at a time.
>>61679131yeah well when it reaches $100M TVL call me k thx bye
>>61673506BASED/BUMP
>>61673685Corporate sellout Ethgate jew.
>>61679559>call me when all the money has been madeAlright cya
>>61679581lol you think I'm even contemplating investing in your XMR bridge? At best I may use it to bridge Tornado Cashed ETH to XMR if it actually takes off bro. Although with that attitude I don't see it ever reaching $100M TVL :^)
>>61673519This zero fi thing is a scam and they will steal all your coins. They were talking about delaying the launch due to unreliable monero RPC connections aka they don't even run their own monero nodes for this bridge.The keyholders are all the same people and unlike Seria, there is no mechanism here that keeps them in check. They will start by fractionally reserving the XMR and eventually it blows up and they exit scam. Maybe not tomorrow, maybe not in a year but the day will 100% come and people will cry about it.User proper, robust protocols or you’re going to get fucked. It is really that simple.
This thread is full of pedophiles. 4chan should have been shut down 4 years ago
>>61679587Literally nothing you just said is resembles the truth they let other people use their RPC which bricked their shit. There are no key holders each cluster has their own set of 11 key holders they have 5 clusters so 55 key holders literally nothing you said is even technically possible just shows your 0.1% understanding of the project.>>61679586Why are you still here?
>>61679603>Why are you still here?To mock this scam project, which I admittedly know nothing about but intuitively can feel from my experience of crypto scams that it's a scam
>>61673655Like?
>>61679628>>61678782
>>61679621stay sidelined fag
>>61679598BASED
>>61679603You seem involved in the projectPost github link
>>61680335Had to join the dumb ass telegram to get a github linkhttps://github.com/Zerofi-io/readme>>61678332>No downloads no long wait timesYou need to download and run a full daemon for this bridge to workway less time to set up a retoswap client instead of waiting a full day to sync the daemon
>>61680611The people running a node and the daemon are not the same people who use it you absolute retard. You don't have to run a node to wrap and unwrap XMR
https://www.wagyu.xyz/ works today, i used it so sell 1 monero at 700 usd
>>61680876Changenow, fixedfloat, simpleswap also work today what's your point? All centralized crap
>>61673506>wrap and unwrap Monero on EthereumNice. It could be a legal loophole that you can hold wraped xmr in state where xmr is not legal.
>>61674621>post truthfully states your crypto is able to be frozen>met with incoherent screeching followed by an admission that yes crypto will in fact freeze your assets because its a midwit's israeli currency trap.Tomorrow "criminals" will be using what he used today, the excuse met by several people trying to cash out via the latest "current" method as they get locked out. This thread was made by jidf/poos
