jewish billionaire investing billions in greenland edition>Some helpful links to numb the painhttps://findahelpline.com/https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/https://www.whitehouse.gov/refundshttps://jlingz.com/>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesPreviously on /smg/>>61672597
Where my WMT bros at?
stocks = boomer assetsilver won
>>61673747gotta make at least $80,000 per year so poor fags fuck off >>61673749My issue is South Korea is cultural cancer so there's no reason to learn the language
HOLY MICRON!!!!!! WTFF BROSSSS
Sandisk going vertical lmao.
Something is afoot. Open fire at WEF regarding debt and by implication the dollar as the basis for the monetary system’s reserves and HQLA.
Reminder to invest in tight young eskimo pussyhttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1768130346176142.mp4
Look at Micron Technology and guess how much you’d have made if you had the balls to buy the dip instead of pussy-ing out with “muh it's too high”. SCARED MONEY DON'T MAKE MONEY
>>61673759nta, malay, indonesia or singapore (if you are dirty rich) are the best ones imoI spent a year in taiwan too and loved it but these days china got really scary
boughted a little NFLX 95 friday calls
>>61673768my only lighthouse in a sea of red today
>>61673777FORTRESS EUROPA I KNEEL
truly, nothing ever happens
>He didn’t buy GRRR
>>61673768>+4%Cute.
>>61673786if I (and only I) had bought with would be down 98% tho
>IT'S ALL GOING TO COLLAPSE TODAY!!>t-two more weeks...
>>61673793Would Europe seriously consider courting the BRICS gold settlement mechanism?That would be a huge rupture between US and Europe.
>dropped 5% before I could even sell because the game is rigged fuck my nigger life
>>61673797Just checked my miners. Oof.
/smg/ - silver n' micron general
I sold the top of MU, see you guys after Greenland has been annexed
just defend vwap over and fucking over this market is being propped up with fake money
>if I can time the bottom I can make thousands on QQQ calls>I can not time the bottomthis would be easier if I could predict the future
my index is only down 1%. it was a nothing burger after all
>>61673768Genuinely, and I mean GENUINELY hilarious situation for that company>be a golden goose>one of three companies that creates very in demand RAM>literally just do nothing but make RAM and you print money>decide to completely kill your domestic DRAM and exit the crucial consumer DRAM market>all the make expensive special HRAM only for data centers>remaining DRAM is now going to be entirely modified to also be for data centersBasically the company pinned its entire future on AI not being a bubble and imploding
>>61673797Hycroftbros... we fucking WON
UUUU keeping me well in the green bros.
>>61673783Disagree. We have already done that, which was fair and justified, when we got nato to pay 5% and gave them a reality check on ukraine. They agreed in good faith—that was all productive. Even as an american, i can understand that if i were european, after agreeing to all that, this would be a stab in the back>>61673740My point is that lambasting canada for cozying up to china is foolish since the entire world, including us, was also doing that>northern borderRecord levels that are still miniscule is not sufficient justification for this
>>61673822>>61673786Just bought March Micron calls, wish me luck
>>61673835oh god damnit theres another company called Micron lmfao
It cost me $80 to fuck a pretty hot viet girl in Saigon. It was pretty damn good.I never do long time, that shit is for scrubs.
are we finally gonna crack vwap fucking finally
Lowkirkenuinely, if you're trying to "invest" in any single stock you're going to lose hard. The era of 1990s amazon moments is over, it's time to buy funds brother
>>61673831There's never going to be another 2008 style market crash because there's far too much money in the world now that people have to put somewhere, what are they going to do with useless money that loses value?
>>61673845Good luck fren, what strike?
>>61673777So stupid. What happened for the next 55 years retards?
>>61673864350
>>61673853The play is to make short term bets on hot sectors and run the winnings into ETFs to lock them down. Works great as long as you don't get greedy and try to time the top.
I’ve some great news guys. Something we can all enjoy. We don’t own Chainlink. That is all.
Where is the Santa Rally boss?
>>61673876I first started browsing /biz/ in 2019 when it was shilled here HARD and it was like 30 cents, Im still fucking mad at myself I didn't buy then because I was too scared of crypto
>>61673728Thoughts on FTNT, TTD, MRVL
>>61673844I mean would you really trust the danes to not allow Russia or China to have a presence in the area?
boring gay vwap bound marketgonna take all day to get dip buying to stop
>>61673883From the 31st of December 2025 to the 12th of January 2026
no tariff ruling today
My piece of junk broker interface (I truly do believe it was not my own fault) on IBKR accidentally duplicated my CLOSE (i.e. sell) order on an bullish options combo (on Crowdstrike) I had, so that I sold the exact same combo. In those 5 minutes before I closed the unwanted combo I made like $80 off it. This kind of gave me appetite to short software stocks. Those fuckers are only ever going down.
>>61673885You unironically made the right call. Every single shitcoin was shilled here during that period. Having picked the right one was a crapshoot. I got shilled on ALGO and lost.
>>61673871ITM call?Why not 380?
Everything's tanking lol
>>61673768And someone said it'd be a red monday lolLOL
Anyone wanna buy some lightly used soxl puts? 3.50 no low balls, I know what I got!!
What would happen if Trumps tariffs get thrown out while all of our enemies get to keep their counter tariffs. So we end up having to pay more taxes, while the whole rest of the world gets tax cuts. It could be really fucking bad, I hope the Supreme Court does the right thing boss.
>>61673890They already have a presence, Russia and China have increased shipping on the Northern Sea Route year on year with the thawing of the ice the route will be usable year round and with it China can bypass the Malacca Straits to ship goods directly to Europe
>>61673923>we end up having to pay more taxessmartest american
>>61673923>our enemies Kek trumpfags
Should I buy more Goog?
My port is down 5% and seems to have stabilized there. Do y'all think people that wanted to sell over the trade war already did so, or that the rest of the week we'll go down more? It seems like institutions don't have a massive appetite for doomping right now.
BOOOOORRRIINNNGGG
Wow
>>61673950The real selling will begin if Trump actually enacts new tariffs
God I hope the EU forbids pensions etc to be invested into america
>>61673919And I'm tanking the tanking. Won't sell until I can FIRE and play vidya for the rest of my days.
I should have believed in shiny boomer rocks
>>61673950People are still waiting on the supreme court.
>>61673950if this whole greenland and tarrif debacle doesn't end until the end of the weekend expect another dump as soon as markets open on monday
>>61673950>>61673968This.We will have to wait until 1/30 to find out if there is a dump.
What do I buy bros
>>61673976He's talking about Trump saying he will levy new tariffs on Europe over Greenland
>>61673985OKLO is on sale.
>>61673935Yes our Leader has shown us who is friend and foe through his trade policy. Look at that smug schmuck from Brussels actively calling for a trade war, it's like that good for nothing heeb is going to get the whole EU fucking slaughtered with that kind of rhetoric boss.
UUUUURNJCCJ
>>61673978Just in time for the carrier group to arrive in the Persian gulf and for shit to start popping off there. How many months in to 2026 are we again?
>intel up >semis downmumu altitude warning check your instruments
>>616740050
MicronGODS we're slipping a bit
>>61673982Even then people saw that the original tariffs weren't as destructive as they thought they would be when they first sold earlier last year so I wouldn't expect another dip of that size it will be much smaller
i capitulate, market will never go down ever again
and wallah? just like that?
>>61674007Intel has their Q4 earnings in a few days which is why it's up
>>61673985the drone stocks in my folio are popping, rcat and onds, but they're both hella volatile
>>61674013I just bought some vwce at -1.43% and called it a day
meanwhile just to make sure I can never be happyyou know what, im gonna fucking buy more if it drops below 8fanny you whore
>>61674012We could have a Red February like April of last year. Good time to load up on calls if it happens so I plan on selling to 50:50 cash anyway incase it happens.
>>61673728Where would we even get the money to buy Greenland. We just print it?
anyone else see the potential for a UMAC 10x?not talked about anywhere, plebbit hates it cause it's associated with trumps son so it doesn't fit their meme stock criteria
>>61674001I'm on day 40 of hoping UUUU goes down so I can buy but it has done nothing but go up and I refuse to buy into a rally because I know the second I do it'll dump
>>61674031oof
>>61674040>emotional investingNGMI
>>61673848Bro it literally costs like $500 just solicit to some only fans thot with low members
>>61673987Yeah and the supreme court is determining whether or not those and previous tariffs are even legal.
>>61674025intel is a government subsidized american scam which is the only reason it ever goes up
anon why did you lean forward? You gave your interviewer the ick
>>61674032I'd be more worried about the global bond market, Japanese 40 yr bond going above 4% for the first time ever, France in deep debt with a political deadlock and no path to solvency while the banker of the EU, Germany has been in a recession for three years with local governments on the verge of bankruptcy as their manufacturing industry dies while the federal and local governments have started taking on debt for the first time in decades
>>61673728IS THAT ALL YOU GOT MR PRESIDENT
>>61674038Umac, serv, ondsBuy 90-180 day calls any time any of these are sub 15
>>61674064jeetas must be purged from all management layers
slurp time is over, its all recovering
>>61673778>tightthey get fucked by their dads before they even bleed homie
>bilbo baggins mentioned on cnbc
>>61674062>subsidizing a dying and an essentially Israeli company>starting trade chimpouts every monthWhat's going on with this government?
Aaand just like that everything is recovering. What did you guys get during that brief window? Slurped some google and Amazon myself
shekelstein please stop hunting my stops
wait im not done slupring lol
>>61674107Cute>>61674105I'm full port>>61674109idk but he can do whatever he wants my port is fine
>>61674105Got some SERVBeen waiting for weeks
>>61673845Kek baggie. Sorry anon , you bought le local top
Fuck me. My draftkings callsCan this orange nigger shut the fuck up
>>61674109lmao
>>61674105>GoogKind of wary of Goog after it's becoming more and more apparent how shitty Gemini is.
>dip is already overwtf
>>61674109Our Leader is doing what is best for our country. Just get out your can with the string and put a call into the windmill with that woman in charge of Daneland to tell her to just give up on Greenland boss.
>>61674119Not reading allat
>>61674127TACO
>>61674127Literally everyone ITT from last night/weekend predicted it would just be an hour and then a recovery
>>61674104Over the short term, chaos is anarchy. Over the long term, chaos is a meritocracy.
>>61674122I still think they’re the Coca Cola of the 21st century. Shit, YouTube alone is the biggest video service and that’ll just grow as people drop out of overpriced streaming services
grabbed some ITM QQQ calls..God help me.
Just happy I was able to grab more schd under 29
>>61674137Would you mind elabortating on this concept further please
why is there all of sudden a gigantic red dong on silver
It was obvious yesterday that the market expects a taco
>>61673835they can go back to making consumer product any time babe. really good things are happening for micron, i dunno how you spin this negative but i guess leave it to you. hope you're well though, i love you and am thinking of you. nice green day huh? how much are you up?
>>61674122>dod doe dot and gsa all are using gemini>being worried about google
mmmm yummy IBIT calls
>>61674122All AI is turning out to be retarded
I have enough money in my retirement accounts to the point where I can contribute absolutely nothing and still have compound interest to get me to a point where I can retire comfortably in my 60s provided the US does not collapse or some shit like that. But I barely had any money in my taxable account.Should I focus on just putting money there and Lydia compound just so I can be financially independent earlier?
>>61674127Just like his "10% cap on credit card interest rates" it's fake, he just makes executive orders that have no authority that people ignore
>ONDS rippingholy shit
>>61674088Fuck I was too slow and scared
>>61674163>that webmI havent laughed like that in years
>>61674149its not taco holy shit. That is the gayest fucking meme since you massive faggots spammed "WEIRD" everywhere. This is literally what he has always done>come in with demands absurdly high>negotiate down to what he really wants>looks like he compromised He literally wrote a book on it. It's the most brain dead retard strategy but it keeps working because everyone else is more retarded
>>61674105i scalped about $1k this morning and sold a singular cash secured put on nvda with feb expiration. did/doing nothing with my heemed weekly csp's. looks like i will be buying some stock this week if price stays here.
>>6167416310/10 post
>>61674109I've realized over 50% gains since he took office. You have to be completely retarded to be getting ruined by Trump's bull market. I love getting what I voted for. I wake up and say the pledge of allegiance first thing every morning as I masturbate to photos of Ivanka
>>61674163>tech embraces H1B1 and gets jeet CEO's >AI suddenly becomes retarded
>>61674163topkek
>>61674168We did it boyzUmac, serv, ondsAny chance you get to slurp these(You should probably wait ship is sailing for today)
I don't know if it's just me, but it really feels like Gemini got a lot dumber lately. I get the impression that they're making updates to limit the processing to save money after the initially really impressive launch of Gemini 3.
>>61674156I would be fine if we stopped doing business with those EU commies all together. Like sure our pasta isn't as good as the stuff from Italy, but we make delicious Champagne in California, and we can draw strong ties with our our Asian allies boss.
6 month serv calls are fuckin worth their weight in gold probably for the rest of the day
>>61674173Must be easy being MAGA. Something makes Trump look retarded? Lol it was just a tactic bro.
>>61674109kys
I miss "prime" Baggie. He was sharp at breaking down and commenting on the market. He’d often drop his calls so biztards could eat too. now he's just “boss” posting like a retard, guess he already made it
How are we holding up Anons?What moves are we making today?
>>61674189Quality degrades prior to them dropping the latest modelNew gemini soon
>>61674166its for insider trading for his family and friends. there is a reason these always come out at night. they can load up before close.
>>61674199He's playing 5D chess bro don't you get it? If you don't, you're dumb. Simple as. God, er I mean Trump, has a plan for all of us, it's just true deal with it.
>>61674156>>61674194And after we stop doing business with you faggots, we're just going to take Greenland anyway. Who's going to fucking stop us, the fucking French. Really you're going to rely on those frogs to fucking stop us boss?
>>61674204Dawg we already did the moves day is over
>>61674203I miss him too, it was a much simpler time boss.
>>61674211I'm kind of suspicious about this myself
Does micronanon trigger anyone else? Maybe I should take a break from /biz/
>>61674182>wake up and say the pledge of allegiance first thing every morning as I masturbate to photos of Ivankathanks for paying taxes on those realized gains (the true pledge of allegiance) and jerking off to my jewish daughter anon.
Wake up babe, new deal with it just dropped.
I was promised a recovery you faggots
>>61674204nothing because this market is a continuous crab only slightly trending upwards
Well shit, my portfolio is turning green, markets still too greedy.
>>61674001I solded at 22 bro, I think I fucked up
>>61674226Conversely maybe Micron anon should take a break from /biz/ if his only plan is to hold
SOXLCHADS ARE WE STILL HOLDING??????????I CANT BELIEVE IT HELD UP DURING THIS TARIFF NEWS
>>61674204I only have VTI and SPYI. Today basically did fuck all for me. No gains and not a big enough dip to bother slurping.
Sell orders placed, time to do the rest of my dayHave fun!
>>61674173babe you need to to chill. some people aren't gonna like trump. and you need to learn to deal with that. that's not a healthy or normal reaction to someone saying something like that.
>MICRON CEO AT DAVOS AND SPEAKING ON CNBC RIGHT NOWSELL SELL SELL SELL
>>61674250Yes, next SOXL crash will come early-mid February
uh guys what does this mean
>>61674068He's working on some shit. Stay tuned.
>>61674227You're welcome, thank you for making it incredibly easy for me to daytrade for a living instead of having a job with a five figure port.I have even started eating at mcdonald's as a show of loyalty. Please annex greenland asap
>>61674227You have to pay tax on realized gains?Thought we didn't do that here
>>61674267>he's never had any gains
>>61674262I wouldn't worry about it
Tired of winning?
>>61674262it means nip js waifus are going to be dirt cheap in a few years
>>61674267>Thought we didn't do that hereAre you a Congressman or something? How are you unaware of capital gains tax?
>>61674262It means Japan needs to YCC and that's all it means.
>>61674278and some people still have the gall to hate the jews after all they do for us
>Buy NVDA since it seems to have stabilized>Dump immediately resumes
>>61674146he thinks intel having shitty chips means it will eventually get better (it won't)AMD won
>>61674276It's already well known business have "absorbed" most of the tariff related price increases but what you should be asking yourself is why were these business allowed to so openly price gouge for so long which gives them the ability to do this
>>61674264>thank you for making it incredibly easy for me to daytrade for a living instead of having a job with a five figure port.thats a tough way to make a living but i commend you for making it work.
>1% daily gain every day>+365% annual returns Is it really this easy bros?
>>61674295>and some people still have the gall to hate the jews after all they do for usit is quite the conundrum isnt it? my fills have been outstanding recently and i know who to thank for that.
>>61674296>NVDL -6.4%
>>61674254>soviet union>european unionsame fucking thing, also we went to the moon six fucking times, and what would you guys do to stop us if we sent a couple thousand of our apes to Greenland and planted our fucking flag there?
>>61674297I meant in regard to your chaos theory
>>61674301based retard
>>61674243If it goes unpunished then it isnt too greedy
>>61674301>Do something 365 times in a row(lol)Such an ability would be wasted taking only 1%
>>61674301you arent factoring in compounding interest which according to AI brings that up to over %3700
>>61674278im getting my dance dance revolution skills on point now in order to attract top tier jap arcade waifus that like to spend all my gains on crane games
>>61674254Democracy and communism are not mutually exclusive my retard, in fact many communist regimes were voted into power.
My UUUUsies keep pumping. :)
>>61674298you sound like a communist, maximum margins are based and trad
should i buy ORCL?
>>61674328godspeed you anon
>>61674342I am
>>61674262it doesn't mean much until the yen starts rising dear. shake yourself out of whatever trance your in to say good morning and share a moment with me, let's move forward again.
I'm up 3.6% with metals and miners
>>61674270>>61674281I'm only thinking about investingYou have to pay tax on something you haven't cashed out, really?
>>61674312That was me, its basically just means on average more competent people will succeed in chaos, so even tho in the moment it seems like an irrational strategy its really a bet that you will win the longer it goes
>>61674360That is a cool book
>>61674361>You have to pay tax on something you haven't cashed out, really?Only in Commiefornia, and liberal shitholes that want to be Commiefornia boss.
>>61674361Anon...
>>61674361You pay tax when you realize the trade. If you hold the assets for more than a year, its consider long term CG and is taxed differently. You know, you ARE on the internet, right? You should just type that into google and get an answer.
>>61674360I highly recommend the Met Cloisters if you haven't been
>>61674362The chaos of the american system is our greatest strength. That's why they forced niggers into public schools, for social darwinism.>>61674361bruh when you sell the stock you are cashing out. Since it isn't automatically deducted you technically don't have to pay tax as long as the irs doesn't catch you
>>61674375>You should just type that into google and get an answer.See this webm: >>61674163
>>61674361Anon what does "realised gains" mean to you?
2026 is the year that I get back into selling OTM 30 days from expiration 75% profit calls to extract theta from degenerate gamblers. With my current holding I can make about 10k a month if not more. Boring boomer investment strategies will see me retire.
>>61674385I really think we should relitigate Brown v. BoE and go back to Plessy v. Ferguson boss.
How about dem bond yields.
Besides VOO and FZROX my portfolio is all tech. What non-tech stocks are you guys bullish about?
Fantastic UPRO slurps this morning
>>616744124U
SOXL literally green
>>61674402I'll brown your plessy sweetie pie
>Ares Strategic Mining (ARSMF) has been awarded a Pentagon contract to supply acid-grade fluorspar to the U.S. Department of Defense. The multi-year deal carries an initial value of $169 million, with potential task orders reaching $250 million over five years through an Indefinite Delivery/Indefinite Quantity agreement. The contract establishes Ares as the sole domestic supplier of acidspar to the U.S. government, supporting the replenishment of strategic mineral stockpiles.>The contract addresses a significant supply chain vulnerability. The United States currently imports 100% of its fluorspar, a critical mineral used in steel production, lithium-ion batteries, semiconductors, defense systems, and nuclear fuel development. Ares operates the Lost Sheep mine in Utah, the only permitted fluorspar operation in the United States.>Beyond fluorspar, the company has identified germanium and gallium in its ore through a research partnership with Iowa State University and Ames National Laboratory. Both minerals appear on U.S. critical supply risk lists, and gallium has not been produced domestically since 1987.market cap of 116 mil and trading at 40 cents and they're saying they got everything set up and are months away from production. am I missing the scam or is this undervalued?
>>61674397>covered calls
>>61674412unironically defense and mines
>>61674412TGT
>>61674361the company already paid taxes, you're fine
>>61674397>OTM 30 days from expiration 75% profit callsWhat do you mean exactly? I don't think you mean a strike at 75% higher than current price since that would be worth jack shit
>>61674391>realised gainsI think it means you invest in X stock and it gains 1000 dollars So now I have to pay tax on 1000 even though I haven't cashed it out ?
BORINGEST DAY OF THE YEAR
>>61674437very interestingand what do you think "unrealized gains" means?
>>61674445WHERE IS MY V SHAPED RECOVERY?!?!?!
A load of food and drink companies just spiked, what happened?
Bought 20 shares of PHYS
I can't wait to go on vacation to Greenland and smash Eskimo pussy boss.
>>61674450Thats when the number goes red.
>>61674428idk man its just not a great place to shop like it used to beeven my obsessed wife only does pickup for a few things now. I think the pickup shit is biting them in the ass to. they fagged up the stores and want to get rid of employees but now there is no, "i'll just get some milk at the store and buy 1 thing....ooops i spent $400 shopping hungry"And pickup fucking sucks, not a great experience at most places, takes forever.they are still price raping people as well and people shop elsewhere for the same products.used top be the nice walmart, now its lame as fuck.
>>61674456people are hungry
>>61674456It's almost lunch time out here
>>61674450>unrealized gainsOh ok I got it wrongSo long as you don't cash out you don't need to do taxes on stock or crypto
>>61674445>cheapies day>boringidk what to tell you anon
>>61674412NAKJk pebble creek is fucked
>vol ticking up againthats it im going to the indoor track. fuck you boboidz
AAAAAAAAAAH
>>61674484"Realised gains" applies when you have cashed out with a profit, "unrealised gains" is when your asset has increased in valued but you haven't cashed out so it's not "realised" and only exists on paper
>>61674504we never asked him if hes an americana lot of european nations tax unrealized gains
>>61674513Literally what fucking shithole does that?T. scandi
>>61674437YES, but technically you could argue your realized gains are the gains that are left over at the end of the taxyear, which means if you lose another 1000, you realized effectively 0 (if you can offset gains with losses and vice versa).Yet, you realizing the gain, closign the position, is the initial taxable event. I'm no expert on US tax though, just general principles.Also fuck you if you are trolling
>>61674262missing your love babe. wishing you'd choose happiness again. i know change is hard, it's not as simple as choosing better, it's a rebuke of your past and you're not ready for that yet. but you will be someday, it's the best thing for you and the healthiest thing you can do. i love you with all my heart and want to help you on that journey dear. please take my hand and trust me again.
IWM skyrocketing yet again. this thing makes no fucking sense.
>>61674518Norway does that
>>61674513>we never asked him if hes an americanand we wouldnt have to on /bant/ /smg/...
So what's going to happen to the AI trade when Chat GPT runs out of money? I have heard some people are claiming they could be bankrupt by the end of the year boss.
ACMR and SKYT anon are winning, good! I'm happy that I shilled stocks that are doing good now
>>61674534Google buys it for pennies and the bullrun marches on
>>61674518denmark has a 42% unrealized gain tax on ETFs
>>61674525
>>61674519I'm not trollingIm wondering if I have to file stock taxes even if I didn't cash outDo the platforms give you a tax statement every yearI don't want to F with stock taxes if I didn't cash out basically
>>61674534They do an IPO later this year of early next and secure funding from future bagholders
>>61674539I'm guessing you mean Alphabet, but why would they want to add something to their business that only loses them money. That doesn't make any fucking sense at all boss.
>>61674531https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1VicYjk-Fn4
>>61674541That's diabolical
>>61674551They love data
>>61674541>>61674531WTF how can you justify taxing something that isnt real yet?
wonder what happened to irl bobina
practically zero tax and automated in sweden
>>61674436Delta of .25 or less.
>>61674518Sweden taxes unrealised gains in the ISK accounts (but doesnt tax realised gains)
>>61674546You know what, I was about to explain it. But what the fuck man, we have grok and other AI chatbots, ask them
>>61674425I didn't say it was exciting.
>>61674569Wtf, is Finland the only country that only taxes gains when they get realised?
>>61674568those are going to get called
>>61674546You'll get a 1099 for taxes. If you didn't sell anything it will probably just be for dividends.
Tires of winning?
>>61674003how much do you have in your retirement account for that to habben
>>61674535Cute
short Gamestop
>>61674585If you have an AF you have the normal taxes on realised gains, you can subtract losses from gains etc, with an ISK you have a tax on the value of the account with no taxes on realised gainsLike everyone chooses an ISK unless you want to invest in bonds
>>61674594euro vacations will be cheap again, and my mom will be back to eat your chocolate and laugh at your accents.
>>61674535But to be frank I'm bagholding ACFN (Acorn energy) but I never shilled it>>61674585We actually tax unrealized gains and unrealized losses too if you're on welfare. "Tax" as in government will break your knees. If you account badly you can lose your investment and own the taxman thousands of euros!It's been a long time since I posted here, any good stocks? Like actual hidden gems
ORANGE MAN JUST GOT SHOT.
>>61674607Nigger
>>61674594I am not tired of winning until the USDSEK is 7 kr
FREE MY NIGGA JAY
>>61674568>>61674591my 20 - 30 delta puts i sold last week are now the 75, 60, and 50 delta. just a heads up that sometimes vol gets realized and this shit aint even real vol yet. the forest is still quiet.
>>61674603In Finland we just have simple Aktieportfölj. Where all realised gains are taxed when you sell. Then there is some "aktiesparkonto" where no gains are taxed ever, until you withdraw from it. Then the normal tax rate is applied to the gains.
>>61674539Microsoft will probably acquire it if anything.
>US estimates 200 Islamic State fighters escaped Syrian prison, US official says http://reut.rs/49FUOu4So... Syria was in a civil war for decades and these guys didn't get out. But now with that ex-terrorist being head of state, somehow, magically, they did it. That's something.
>>61674614puts and calls are two different things, we were talking about calls. 20 delta calls in a bull market will be called
>>61674607stocks would pump, fake and gay
>>61674612Btw you can identify on that chart when Sweden went full globohomo thanks to the Conservative Party, 16 august 2014 is when the prime minister had the infamous (in Sweden) ”Open your hearts” speech
>draftkingswtfwt
>>61674627>Bull market We've been in a crab market for months
Days like this are easy for SPY 0DTEs. Wish every day was like this.Thank you Trump.
Buy UPRO and tqqq on red days. That's it. That's all you have to do.
>>61674627yes for sure they will and on top of that the premium on them isnt even as good as the puts. is this the start of the bear market though?
>>61674656What if next day also red?
you guys do stack physical media, right?
>>61674661No
>>61674660>is this the start of the bear market though?No.
>>61674422looks like a bearish crab kind of evening
ppt to the rescue this week?
I think everybody knows about taco trump, all the dips get slurped immediately
>>61674663Not much but I do have some vinyls.
>>61674559welcome to european bullshit
>>61674684Wouldn't it be a shame if Jay was thrown in prison and unable to protect us from an even larger plunge. Millions of people would be getting fucked at the same time with nobody to save them boss.
>>61674569how the hell are you even supposed to find the money to pay that. i thought its bad here but damn you others are some proper cucks allowing that to happen
>>61674559They regulate what doesn't exist yet and tax what you don't have. Welcome to Europe. There's a reason Macron was saying they have zero innovation or growth today.
>>61674704meaning the new guy (blackrock nigger) i appoint will have to cut rates
>>61674605i just watched this yesterday, absolute kino
>>61668031>>61668031>>61668031
>>61674704>Jay>Protect uskek
How come the market held up fairly well today? By all metrics, this new US tariff threat should be treated as worse than liberation day because Trump isn't going to budge from his goal of getting Greenland and neither is the EU from not letting him have it. I was expecting a blood red -5% day and instead it's just some limp dicked crab day.
>>61674753are you sure anything will really happen?
>>61674753think we'll see green today?
What do I slurp??
>>61674753becauseNOTHINGEVERHAPPENSOTM CC CHADS stay winning
>>61674827MU right now is the easiest slurp target you're ever gonna get.
>>61674827I picked up CRWV and RKLB
>>61674574No I want the experts opinion from smg I only take advice from here
>>61674848you never have to file taxes, the IRS will send you a bill. Don't do their jobs for them
>>61674753its just starting, will go on for months>>61674739kys
O bakerGive unto meA new thread
ACTUAL NEW THREAD HERE>>61674896>>61674896>>61674896ACTUAL NEW THREAD HERE
>>61674262it's the big onesell
>>61674298>why were these business allowed to so openly price gouge for so longyou got this backwards anon, they're taking a loss on imports because they are terrified of what might happen if they start raising prices.
