do nothing win edition>Some helpful links to numb the painhttps://findahelpline.com/https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/https://www.whitehouse.gov/refundshttps://jlingz.com/>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesPreviously on /smg/>>61675910
FAANG will become FAAG and theres nothing the world can do about it
>>61676875Getting real sick of this Greenland shit
>>61676875>>61676898For your reading pleasure
>>61676899FAANG will become FAAMG (the M is for Micron)>>61676906Based
PM and MINERS TOPED. Time to tp /smg/
>>61676904Then just give us the fucking island and move on boss.
>>61676910I think you meant to say FAGMAN
>>61676899Netflix never struck me as a proper "tech" company anyway
>>61676918We can keep Netflix around just for that
>>61676913We are breaking 100$ buddy. Lube up.
After I move to Greenland and get my bottled glacial water business off the ground, I will open a whore house full of ice cold eskimo pussy to cater to all the miners. It'll be wonderful boss.
>>61676899It's FAGMAN
>>61676896trump sisters... not like this...
>>61676938That's honestly genius. It's like Icelandic and is such an obvious branding play but nobody uses eskimos in their water branding
>>61676899I don't know why you guys think volatility isn't common with netflix. but yeah they're dead, just look how the fundamentals are in the positive. def dead.
US stock market is about to find out
>>61676938we'll call it baggie island. Heck, we should have an /smg/ charter so we know when based anons visit our island. We'll call it the baggler list.
Denmark just dumped 100 million dollars of US treasuries.It's over for the dollar it's dead.
Trump is doing this Greenland thing at a very bad time. His rating are already extremely low and a US-only stock market crash would be brutal to his ratings.
Fellas we need to have a conversation about an overlooked disruptive technology. Everyone knows about AI. Everyone in the know knows about Space. But no one has been talking about Robots, especially the pairing of AI with Robots. Much like in the twentieth century everyone had to have a TV in their house, I think the next big “appliance” will be the house-robot (and sex robot of course). This is where we make our fortunes.
>>61676965chump change
>>61676972People have been talking about robotics for decades. Yeah it works but it's an ancillary technology - it's not robotics, it's industrials and mining.
Why is smg totally compromised? Every op pic is seething at orange man and more than half the posts the same.bisness and finance?
>>61676969Last time the stocks crashed on Bidens head.Not his problem. Always long republican presidents and short democrats, it always crashes on their heads except in 1929
>>61676965>Destroying the dollar >By dumping 100 million dollars worth of treasuries This is some Dr Evil shit.
>>61676963Fuck you!
>>61676906it's not the tech dingleberry it's whether or not the bubble-style financing will get paid back
>>616769831. He's the president. Fuck 'im. May as well be a cop.2. My portfolio is on fire.
>>61676875Pulsar Helium up like 50% on news that government labs confirm Helium-3 Presence. The government is giving out handouts to drill for that stuff on the MOON! and this is Minnesota.
>>61676983Buddy, are you new?Wait 3 days and people will find another topic to talk about.
We lost 1.3+ trillion from the stock market today, eu-us trade tensions heightening over this stupid Greenland shit, Japan’s bond market is cratering, now pension funds are reducing their exposure to American Treasuries, and OpenAI will be bankrupt in 2027 but somehow this is winning.
>>61676985Obama was never president, so that lines up.
>>61677015OpenAI is a nothing burger. They were relevant kickstarting the field but we have other players
>>61676983>noooo you can criticize the illiterate old tard that causes regular market dumps
>>61676972Unfortunately the AI is actually generative AI a.k.a. GAI so it has no use in robotics
>>61676983sneeding europoors. Has been non-stop since liberation day. They can't get traction on pol so they stink it up here.>>61676991hey man whats the big deals? I like baggie island>>61676992> it's whether or not the bubble-style financing will get paid backwhy wouldnt it? That would require every single projection to be totally wrong which obviously they aren't. You either assume they are correct or they are not, most people assume they are not.
Obama could have gotten the Greenland deal done, no sweat.
>>61677015Japan's bonds is the only non nothing burger
so back to green again tomorrow or?
>>61677000Yeah. Just like on "Liberation Day". kek. I'm waking up early tomorrow to sell. >>61676983The vast majority of people on the world are not trump dickriders.
>>61676983The fuck are you talking about you absolute migapede toddler? How are Trump tantrums not relevant to business?
>>61677015If other countries dump bonds, manufacturing will come back to the US
>>61676999Never got why people are obsessed with Helium-3 on the Moon compared to all the other elements up there. We think Helium-3 will be useful for fusion, we know that stuff like Platinum is useful.https://www.universetoday.com/articles/want-to-mine-the-moon-heres-a-detailed-map-of-all-its-minerals
>>61677025We're not doing a remake of Schindler's list boss.l
Trump keeps doing policies that don’t even help his own base. He gonna get clobbered in mid terms.
>>61677062Buy manufacturing companies. Long Ford and shit.Everything will be made in the united states soon.
>>61676915How bought just giving to china just as a fuck you
>>61677037It'll be blood red until Davos ends. It's a platform to shitpost irl for everyone and every politician has started doing it.>>61677041You can set instructions to sell at open. When Ukraine happened I just set my Ukraine stocks to sell at open and went to bed.
>>61676906It's pretty obvious that this is a souped up DotCom style bubble, where the US all-inned on the bubble alongside companies.The technology will obviously be important, but is it worth THAT much? I don't think the money exists for that yet. Maybe in another decade, and not in the US with how it's self-sabotaging itself right now.
>>61677068The big three are fucking dogshit and deserve to go to $0
>>61676899The suffering of knowing that F probably doesn't belong long term but is essential for making funny acronyms. Nvidia might need to go there so that we can keep the N, which is another very funny letter.
I voted for this
>>61677062probably going to be a repeat of the 2018 mid-terms. A lot of similar issues as back then, just way more magnified now due to Trump slipping the leash.
>>61677025idk maybe becasue everybody runs around slinging capital into a concentrated market where the top names are attempting to deliberately oversupply a nascent (yet still highly valuable) technology that hasn't even proven it's return on investment yetsound familiar?agency risk of overvalued equity + insane policy that is obsessed with blowing asset bubbles + everybody and their dog has a 401k and the dog has a pension that's 30% funded by private equity.but wait ignore all of that common sense shit, I DID A SPREADSHEET! fucks sake man
>>61677078>When Ukraine happened I just set my Ukraine stocks to sell at open and went to bed.Oh, you're right. I'll get that out of the way then. Thank you, anon. >>61677044>>61677068Imagine being this retarded. How do these people function in society?
>>61677062Assuming there will be midterms
>>61676926just replace it with nigvidia
prime minister of greenland said something that made me think the greenland shit is just theatrical - as a means to frame increased defence spending in a way that isn't the government that everybody hates doing something but rather that 'the people of evrope' now have a boogeyman so they willing accept higher defense spending with some added rallying to the cause bullshit. trump gets NATO to pay up it's own spending, europe gets a boogeyman, and the jews get one step closer to ww3
>>61677146True. By the way MRAM is ripping for those who don't want to buy into Micron. Cool technology too
Buy draftkings
Hoovering EU small caps at this point. >>61677119Just remember to set a minimum price floor to avoid algo volatility at open - make it something stupid like -2% if you want.
At whar point is the bond market legally allowed to execute a president?
>>61677156Europe is going to outperform the greatest country on earth?
>>61677068Okay retard https://www.businessinsider.com/ford-ceo-driving-xiaomi-su7-electric-vehicles-ev-2024-10?utm_source=reddit.com
LMAO get fucked maxies!I bought!
>>61677173Who cares about some EV bug mobile? The EV market in the USA dropped 50%. Having the best EV in a non-pozzed country is like being the best horse and buggie maker.
>bitshitthe market IS GOING TO shake all the coins out of the treasury companies at some point. saylor literally set up a waterfall and deliberately positioned MSTR at the edge of it. it's free money>>61677184based
>>61677173Electric cars don't work in the US anymore
>>61677195It works every time
>>61677184I also have this superpower.I bought at the same time you did.
emergency stimulus now!!!!!!!!
Get rekd LIBTARDS!
>>61677150I don’t see the rest of Europe letting a tiny country like Denmark nuke its relations with the US and destroying NATO over some ice with 50,000 people on it.
>>61677166See the Japanese bond market? When this baby really kicks off the nipponese will sudoku themselves. No assassinations required, that's Japanese productivity.
>>61676875china will aid the EU......in exchange for european women to breed the eurasian masterrace........
>YEN UNWIND INCOMING!>SELL! SELL! SELL!
>>61677286me either. that's just what i think the gambit is and i think when it comes to the defense spending, it will work; people will accept it. headline; renault is making shaheds now.
>>61677286they will because what stops him from gobbling up all their random remnant colonial territories in the caribbean if one of his billionaire buddies mentions it like you think he won't touch st. pierre and miquelon when he keeps fantasizing about annexing canada?retards
>>61676904It will continue until we have reached an appropriate low to slurp up all the stonks
short TSLA or BAKA? Or small caps (IWM)?or maybe short BAKA paired with long some mag7?
its still dropping, how low is it going?
AND JUST LIKE THAT WE ARE GREEN AGAIN
i bought in the morning. it's all downhill from here
>>61677416Idk im pretty red still.
>predditors complain about trump and greenland>euros dump pensions>treasury rates go up>borrowing costs go up>energy sector shrinks more cause it needs to borrow to grow>housing market shrinks more housing costs go up>cash rich companies like META google tiktok owned by oracle reddit grow more, immune to interest hikes>META google tiktok reddit mind control more predditors to complain to each other more about worse economy they cheered on and cheer on getting poorer investing in china stocks that will rug on them>zombified predditors join in the latest ICE suicide mission and get off'd>google dip buyers just get richer and accumulate bigger dividends as dividend grows, fed from dead predditors>I sleep comfy knowing google cuts me big paychecks in a few decades off decades of dead predditors>CCP takes over europe and no longer need to read hot takes from euros on 4chanIt really is that easy. You too can be a bitcoin holder in 2012.
>>61677447Incredible
I'm going to start investing, but i don't have a huge amount of money, I'm just going to invest maybe $1000 a month or so, that will double when i finish my degree and go back to working full time. I am Australian.I don't know what I am doing when it comes to stock investing, my did was fairly useless as an investor and don't shut up about his BHP share and how he sold them to buy a house in the 90's. Is it valid to just go to a site like thishttps://www.morningstar.com.au/investments/ideas/australian-etfssort by 10 year annualized returns and invest in the top ones?i was going to use CMC, btw. No fees for trades under $1000 a day per stock. $11 to sell but I am looking at LONG term investing, as in decades. Alternatively I can use Combank, or combank pocket. I'm only going to invest in global ETFs, not individual shares.
Short Europe, defense spending is a waste of money.
>>61677368Tesla is down 4.3% in dollars but 5% in euros since new years.
Shit is looking kinda fucky wucky guys. Idk I don't like this. Last time I felt like this was Jan 2020 when I saw the fake videos coming out of China
is silver finally stable now or just crabbing until the next face melting rally? I can't tell.
>>61677427I hardlocked 70% of my portfolio into Netflix and TEAM last week. My anus is pulsating red right now.
>>61677500Eh nflx will always be around. It'll be over 100 in a couple years unless the retard implodes NATO or something. That being said I think everything is getting a massive fuckin haircut the second we hear about the 11th taking a field trip to go play checkers with the Danes.
>>61677463YAWN!With that paltry capital you shouldn't even think about ETFs unless they are leveraged.IREN right fucking now and keep adding all year.
>>61677488Lmao no
>>61677022>regular market dumps>markets higher than the faggot and bitch he voted forfucking retard no portfolio visitors at it again
Imagine selling. Imagine doubting this economy, fucking retards. I don't even understand them anymore, this makes no sense. Nothing fucking happened
>>61676983They are the problem (wealthy investors)
>>61676875Meanwhile America still has military bases in just about all those "nations". This is the gayest theater outside of a smut strip. Zion Donny is on controlled demolition duty, as will the rest of the puppets after him, just as the puppets before him were. Wealth continues to be transferred to the eastern golden calf, just as communist china was gifted All of America's industrial might since the 1970s. Gay theater. Homosexual theater. Fucking FAGGOT theater. Tired of it.
>>61677541Based
>>61677541Impressive seethe. Not saying I completely disagree but very impressive
>>61677550He's right tho
>>61677555I'm seething pretty hard right now too so I can't blame him. Fucker nuked my roth
>>61677558>spy -2%>roth nukedno crying in the casino
>>61677541>>61677555He's clearly seething and mad he has to watch the Trump show the next 3 years.As a guy that likes to slurp, I love it. So many generational dip buying opportunities to be had.
>TMF down to 36It's...overA curse on ye, who made a baggie of me
What's the best broker for international stock trading? Looks like IBKR to me.
>>61677558kek rothtard btfo.
If any of you use Schwab (TOS) for trading you will know that they have been heavily restricting tickers lately. As of today, there is a new waiver you can request to be able to trade restricted stocks. You can request approval via their support chat.
>>61677463It's crazy to me just how ass it is to invest if you're not a burger. There's likes a dozen brokers here in the US that have zero fees or minimums yet every yuro or angloid gets rapes by fees and fucking taxes on unrealized gains.
>>61677558>>61677604That just made me realize my ROTH got hit today...huh....well that's like 40 years out so it's no trouble to me
>>61677049You gotta consider the value of the resource relative to the effort required to extract itWho cares about moon platinum when you can mine that shit on earth?
>>616771201. states run all elections 2. he cant declare martial law on a nationwide scale, it literally doesnt exist3. america is too big
>>61677613>Who cares about moon platinum when you can mine that shit on earth?Is that why platinum is so inexpensive, anon?
>shit dip>green futuresmaaaaaan fuck trump and fuck the eu and greenland. i wanted my massive dip and didn't get it. fuck mu too for hitting a new ath.
>>61677286They are European countries too and have a shared history experiencing the consequences of appeasing land grabbersWhatever happens, America will not get Greenland without a fight
>>61677521insider trading is totally based right?
>>61677646Nobody believes that the sabre rattling is real anymore. Mu happens to be cool because I'm a shareholder.
>>61677156Why does /biz/smg/ do this to themselves? This is all downside for Europe. Even the delusional bull case (which is 110% cope) is "Europe will be completely fucked but it will still be worse in US."
>>61677597Ok but what is your long term plan?You seem to be operating on the assumption that at some point in the future a non insane president will take over and right the economic ship so that you can profit from the stocks you are buying cheaply now but what if that doesn't happen?The social and economic forces that brought trump to power are not going away, if anything his actions are actively making them stronger. What are you going to do when these>generational dip buying opportunitiesStop being generational and start being weekly occurrences?
>>61677646Need to add a wiki article for the battle of Portsmouth, VA.>blm's 69th nigger regiment vs 1 confederate statue
What's the deal with the AI asian guy on YouTube making a million channels and telling everyone to buy gold and silver?
>>61677789than you for pumping my GOOGL by enjoying AdTube.
>>61677605are they foreign desu?
>>61677447i honestly can't wait for china to lock europe behind their firewall
The AI bubble wont pop until nobody is talking about the AI bubble.
>>61677664>western Europe fightingEuros think it's racist and immoral to fight for your country
henlo mister jeromeblz halpppppp save usthank u mister jerome
>>61677825based, internet whiteness will go down even further on the mutt side, americans would willingly try to get past the great firewall to be inside it
>>61677837Idk Germany tripping balls right now on rheinmetall kinda disagrees with this
>I heard he’s still using the boglehead strategy in the year 2026
>>61677789>What's the deal with the AI asian guy on YouTubeAI makes vids for you so your bots can "watch" your vids and you make ad revenue. AI vids are getting really good and its harder to tell from real zombie type speakers. The AI blames AI for making too many vids to throw you off. Also the percent of vids that are AI is getting very high. AI vid channels a popping every day and are crowding out real channels. Lots of geopolitical experts are being copied and AI creating fake interviews and channels. Very soon you will not be able to find a legit vid.
>>61677860>AI makes videos for AI to watch and advertize AI products to AI consumers.shareholders win again.
>>61677839You're gonna need higher power to save you now. Start praying.
>>61677101>voted for a free portfolio True cuckservative
>He didn't buy GRRR
>>61677884Red* >t.phone friend
>>61677852It's okay to be a bogglecuck but it's NOT okay to be a bogglecuck and post on stock forums. "People" who post on this general while buying the index are the second lowest form of life native to smig.
>>61676875>>61676875mumu. let me guess. you thought orange mans stupidity was "priced in".>can't upload files due to some idiot in my IP rangei will NOT register my email. the viewer of this post will need to image a smug bobo.
>>61677837We'll just send America's kryptonite to Greenland, our millions of Afghani refugees. Just watch the US army be like "fuck not again".And if USA actually annex Greenland they'll have to take them in. Win win.
>>61677914>He fell for the bear trapThe Greenland Purchase Pump is going to be historic
>>61677492Crab? What the FUCK are you talking about? Unless you mean mining equities. Yes. Their value priced in gold and silver, isn't just crabbing but falling as prices rise, somehow. Q1 results will close that gap quickly.
>>61677860Grim
Can someone who knows the bond market tell me how serious the Japanese sell off is? Some say it's nothing and some say it's the collapse of US bond market.
>>61677916We'll send them to Greenland and they'll leave on their own.
>>61677062His base are braindead sycophant, he can't do wrong by them. Literally brainwashed zombies.
>>61676923What even is a proper tech company? A bloated megacorp that hires 1000 engineers to program a single web page, and multiply that by the number of web pages?
>>61677928This war will cost USA so much tax money. There will be 100k Afghani daycares in Greenland in no time. Vice president candidate Tim Waltz will call you all death nazi for taking them down.
>check actual engagement statistics of domestic Americans versus international policyThe average American does not give a single fuck about what Trump is doing and are not concerned whatsoever. Think about that.
>>61677463put 30% in a200 or VAS etf. Put the rest in a 50/50 vts/veu split. Whenever you invest more, put it in whatever is underperforming to get it back to a 30/35/35 or w/e distribution. If you want to get a little spicy, take 25% of what you would put in VTS and put it in AVUV, and 25% of VEU instead split into 75% AVDV and 25% AVES, giving you overall 30/26.25/26.25/8.75/6.5/2.25 over VAS/VTS/VEU/AVUV/AVDV/AVES. If you go this route you will need to use IBKR for AVUV/AVDV/AVES. Feel free to alter the percentages to your preferences, just make sure you have some in an Australian etf (tax efficient) and the rest in international markets with at least 50% of more in the US stock market (best market, but not guaranteed to always be so). The more diversified the better. AVUV/AVDV/AVES are small cap value and emerging markets etfs made by guys who won a noble prize for research on factor investing, they discovered that small cap value stocks, in the long term, will outperform large cap stocks which make up the vast majority of etf's by weight, so one can increase their returns from etf investing by "tilting" part of your portfolio to small cap value stocks.
>>61677914>can't upload files due to some idiot in my IP rangechange the file name. worked for me when I got the same bullshit over and over
Why can't we all just get along?Imagine if everyone worked together... why do we all need to compete with one another? Europe, the Americas, and Asia. Fuck Africa.
“Donald Trump Rediscovers Greenland” - oil on canvas, 2026
>>61677947american voters have always only really cared about personal financials and the economy, foreign policy is only relevant when it gets splashed onto their face and personally affects them like the world wars and 9/11. until soldiers start coming home in body bags or the military budget causes the deficit to spiral out of control and affect the rest of the budget, don't expect much voter attention.
Gold is $215 from reaching $5,000 for the first time.
>>61677607a country with sub 30 million has a lot less competition, shocker
>>61677944Tim walz 24/hour YouTube shallow grave stream when
>>61677971cuz euros are gay and china is evil
>>6167751312k a year for two years24k after thatplus extras. I need to decide a maximum amount to keep in savings and emergency funds, and the rest can go to the investmentsThe average American doesn't have 10k of liquiditythe average American spends 95.4% of their incomewithin a year I will have more invested than the average American. In investments that all have over 15% 10 year annualized averages.
>>61678074Why are third worlders obsessed with the US? Massive insecurity or stupidity?
>>61678095>Why are third worlders obsessed with the US?I'm AustralianAustralia is borderline the 51st state. Australia is America with better education, healthcare, and food but far worse people.
