Once we take Greenland, will purchasing land there be a good investment?
Kangerlussuaq my nuts
>>61678443Nope
>>61678443Yep
purchase from who?
>>61678443>Once we take Greenland
>>61678443Wait til we take Iceland
>>61678443I'll sell you a bridge there.
>>61678492What the fuck is Europe gonna do to stop us?
>>61678525>>61678492>muttland vs eurocuck land>falling for the us vs them divide and conquer mentalityimagine being this fucking retarded
Reading the discussions here about Greenland it really blows my mind how completely and totally clueless all of you are
>>61678608To me it's either:>A master plan to humiliate yuropoors so they wake up and spend more money on defense in Greenland and in general So he can't tell the public about it, >A completely retarded meltdown + infeasible plan that would end up in the collapse of any diplomatic bridges between the US and Europe and everyone will now follow the French way by being extra careful when dealing with the US
>>61678443As long as you get mineral rights.
>>61678589There won't be any war. We'll just take it and Euros will beat off in the corner in their cuck chair.
>>61678705Canada will fuck u in ass again no worries
>>61678589based noticer
>>61678705Yes you will take it, but not before a few of your ships have been sunk doing the action, killing hundreds of soldiers.
>>61678589This x1000, I wish I could leave this place
>>61678705France will nuke DC
>>61678741>>61678754I really hope you cucks try to intervene. We'll not only intercept your little flaccid nukes, but we'll completely glass Scandinavia, France, and the UK in under 10 minutes. Then we'll let the Russian mongrel hordes push West unabated and rape and pillage whatever is left.
I'm getting in now so Trump has to buy me out when it's official.
>>61678772>we'll completely glass Scandinavia, France, and the UKWe don't want to annihilate Europeans. Calm down.
>>61678820it's just ivanbots larping. see >>61678589
Will america at least rename the stupid ones
America is Europe’s friend and benefactor. You guys being mean to each other makes me think you’re all brownoids. We just need it OK?
>>61678492when we want it its ours >:D
>>61678496My dick just got SO hard
post your warface when the Greenland draft is just playing magic the gathering in a heated sea container with danes for 9 months while the EU and Donnie shitpost at 2am for 3 years
>>61678443>Buy random patch of ice>Wait a few centuries for it to melt>See if what kind of land you got>Profit (unless you ended up with a lake or unbuilable bog or hillside)
Literally nothing will happen with GreenlandTrump will get some trade/security deal and some people will praise the "amazing 5D chess!" as another needless fracture forms in EU-US relations
>>61679451What happens in Greenland doesn't even matter. At this point he has ruined the relationships of the US with other countries so much they'll probably never go back to how they were ever. Pax Americana is probably over or ending soon
>>61678772>He doesn't know that France's nuclear program was designed from the ground up to be a "poison pill" option to ensure MAD if France's sovereignty was threatened because France had shit relations with both the US and Russia during the cold warGo read about their nuclear defense policy. It's literally "we irradiate the entire planet with enhanced radiation nukes launched from subs if anyone sets foot on French soil in anger"God I fucking love the French nuke program
