your taco, sir
>>61683552Trump is so easy to profit off of. Just buy the dip and you win.
>>61683552Cucked by metrosexual europeans. Sad!
mutts are the most pathetic and ridiculous grifters in the universei hope macron will nuke macron wearing his ray bans (owned by an european company)
>>61683552>manipulated the market again award
>>61683552>Framework of a future deal
>>61683581Kek, this. It's crime season.
>Trump says outrageous shit then winds it back to get what he wanted all along while framing it as "compromise">the global left go berserk literally every single time, hundreds of times, as if every time is shocking and unprecedentedit's all so boring and predictable
>>61683581So easy to profit from this shit. Thank you Donnie!
>>61683605>act like a total retard to get what you want>still don't get what you want art of the deal folks>inb4 some danish troops in Greenland and having Europe suspend trade deals is somehow what he wanted
>>61683605>"Bro he never wanted Greenland it was just a meme"I mean yeah, he gets what he wanted if you just scale back all his demands to what he actually got.
>>61683605nice headcanon poltard
We should take Greenland I’m so fucking sick of this shit. Europe owes us more than they could ever repay. FUCK EUROPE AND FUCK EUROCUKS
>>61683580>i hope macron will nuke macron wearing his ray bansOne can only hope Macron nukes himself and Paris along with him, my ESL-faggot friend...
>>61683605>Venezuelan oil baron status: pipedream>Owner of Greenland status: icey cold>Winner of noble prize status: curiously obsessive about and still unclaimed
>>61683692>>"Bro he never wanted Greenland it was just a meme"He never wrote that, numbnuts. I noticed how you aren't even asking what Rutte has proposed or what Denmark countered. Is anyone leaving NATO? No.
art of the shart
>>61683552>can put any military shit he wants there already >embarasses himself with toddler-like behaviour anyway Yeah, it must be some kind of market manipulation
>>61683728If he doesn't get Greenland then he didn't get "all he wanted". Of course, MAGA will simply claim he never ackshually wanted Greenland in order to cope.
>>61683701>Europe owes usTo be owed something someone usually has to do work. Does picrel look like it is a doer of work?
>>61683580France doesn’t have nukes but Israel does. The world lied to you.>>61683701Well he ran on not starting any wars. Funny that people on here are whining about that when they were talking about him threatening war just yesterday but this board is full of /pol/ tourists by now anyway. Maybe they’ll become less common if crypto continues to die off.
>>61683552Based
I'm starting to hate Americans so Goddamn much. I live in an old city, my cathedral was built long before they genocided the native Americans. Long before the creation of their money worshipping country. I have a legacy. I have a culture.I despise them. I sometimes see a couple of them during summer. Visiting my cathedral. Always fat. Always loud. They walk around my city, the men with flipflops, cargos and New York Yankees caps. The females with yoga pants. Disgusting. And they even dare getting into my church wearing such outfits. Fuck Americans.
>>61683552lmao back to the TACO cuckched
>>61683747Kek
>>61683774>the men with flipflops, cargos and New York Yankees capsI think you’re seeing Brazilians. In any case your local pedophile cult is hardly culture. Maybe if you were Orthodox or something else respectable they would care.
Excuse me but I ordered TANG
>>61683785>Orthodox >something else respectableLol lmao even
>Europe sends a cuck squad of a few dozen men>"show of force" is barely even a military force>somehow Orange Migger still come off looking more pathetic by caving this hardThis shit would be comical if my tax dollars don't go to this utter moron.
>>61683552>your taco, sirThank you sir
>>61683828Why waste your time and resources throwing mass amounts of troops when he chickens out after a few and some retaliatory tariff threats? The "cuck squad" was actually the smartest decision.
>>61683828Either trump is a complete retard on mental decline and Rutte managed to convince him that he actually has control of Greenland technically or he is an absolute massive cuck who has no morales or dependability Which one is worse anon?
>>61683774Your people voted to import islam and to give up guns and free speech. Just shut up and get back in the cuck chair
>>61683840Why send a squad in the first place? They could've sent nothing and probably still got the same result.In hindsight it all worked out but I'm confused by the idea that they sent soldiers but barely enough to man a few guard posts.>>61683846Why can't it be both?
>>61683868You haven't even left your hometown, debt fentanyl boy. You know nothing about my country. Fuck it, you're so goddamn dumb.You call yourself white because you don't have a culture. Being white is all you have. You have no culture. No legacy. You even believed that you could offer Greenlanders some dollars and they would accept it. Money worshipper.
>>61683887>Why send a squad in the first place? They could've sent nothing and probably still got the same result.Technically speaking they didn't. They just highlighted an annual training exercise as a "deployment".
>>61683605So, what did he want? And why couldn't he have just asked for it directly like a normal person?>>61683887>>61683895There's a non-zero chance that old diddling donnie is going to reverse the backpedal and threaten them again a while later.
>>61683914he wanted a nobel peace prize, they probably promised to put him on the shortlist for the next one.
>>61683923They really should give him one just to calm him down, shit is starting to get too retarded
>>61683935>if you appease a bully you winnah they should give the next dem president one like they did with Obamaxhe won't deserve it, but Donnie deserve to be cucked out of onemassive disappointment if the Nobel committee caves
>>61683935Nah let him keep sperging out. His tantrums are unironically making Canada a lot better. Absolutely monster gains in PM sectors
>>61683605Very strange that the president of the United States is allowed to go on 3am gibbering crash outs and this is all very fine and normal but the moment anyone has a reaction to it, suddenly all these "rational" people feel the need to tumble out of the woodwork going "Now, now, let's not get hysterical here!"
>>61683935This retard is a forex gold mine. I don't want them to ever let him calm down. I'd even advise he starts taking coke and chimping out even more. Every time this nigger goes on social media to threaten someone else, the USD loses value, and every time he chickens out and finds an "equitable compromise", it resets. It's literally free money every time. Hell you can just short USD every time it's been peaceful for a few too many days and guarantee you'll get another inevitable dip to profit from when he gets bored of being a politician and decides to puff out his chest and spout "MUH MILITARY" again.
>>61683935>They really should give him one just to calm him down, shit is starting to get too retardedGive him a fake one
>>61683949>massive disappointment if the Nobel committee cavesLol
>>61683592Crime season? Since when is crime ever not in season?
>>61684025how do you short the USD? Like, actually
>>61684062A lot of their previous peace prizes went to people who didn't really care to act for peace, sure. I'd chalk that up to bad judgement, maybe stupidity.Giving one to Trump would be different, it would be an extremely obvious case of political pressure deciding the award. Whatever semblance of integrity they had would be gone after it.
>>61683552This was always going to be the result and you were an absolute fucking retard if you ever thought otherwise. Start paying attention
>>61683552Why is everyone so mad about this?
>>61683552T A C OACO
>>61683888Ive been all over my country. If i had been all over my homestate, i would have been more well traveled than if you crossed your whole irrelevant shithole country. My legacy and culture is being american, the dominant force in the world and the most powerful hegemon to ever grace this earth. Your legacy is in the past, and whatever country you live in (unless youre poland or another slavic country) forcefully committed culture suicide by importing islam even more than my country imported spics (who, at least, are still christian)You disgust me, and youre so self righteous about, despite being an irrelevant cuck whose safety is literally subsidized by taxes that come out of MY PAYCHECK every two weeks
>>61684451Nobody's mad, it's just another embarrassing episode of Trump acting like a jackass to get a deal Obama could've gotten easily through normal diplomacy. No wonder his approval rating is lower than Obama's ever was.
>>61684474Just like obama got nato to pay 2% of gdp on defense his entire presidency, right?
>>61684481Trump can thank Biden for that one ;^)All that seething and he had to let Biden get it for him. A generationally feckless diplomat, Trump.
>>61683747>kills self at double the rate of fucking South Korea
>>616845039, up from 3 nato countries reached their 2% spending goals in 2020, before biden took office. Under trump, the commitment was raised to 5% for all member countries. That was in 2025. So why are you lying?
If you sell on trump news, you are an IDIOT. Trump news = BUY SIGNAL.
>>61684534Riding off trending began under the Biden admin. That is where the largest spike in investment happened across the board. >He said they'd commit to 5%!!Lmao. And China "committed" to a bunch of shit in the "phase one" deal from his gay little trade war (the first one) that left the country off worse. "Phase one" has been a running joke in DC's think tank and policy community to frame how piss poor of a diplomat Trump is. He's more spin than results and loves to take credit for Obama and Biden's success. Fittingly, his phase one Epstein binder stunt was all shit released by Biden's DOJ kekGenuinely one of the most pathetic statesmen in American history. But I'm glad the theatrics work on you, little guy!
>>61683949They should give Obama a second one.
>>61684574The 9 up from 3 occurred at the end of his first term, 4 years after obama last had any diplomatic sway on europe. So youre wrong there>5% commitment is nothing, theyre lying!But you just implied that the increased commitments, when achieved “off the coattails” of biden, were legitimate. Additionally, if 5% commitments are pure theatrics, why didnt NATO members just do that in the first place under biden to placate him? Which is it?
>>61684579that would also be pretty funny and cause immediate seething
>>61683774You see a couple obnoxious tourists that Americans also hate and judge the entire population of a country over 300 million. That kind of shit is why I, after decades of trying not to, hate Europeans.
