Irrational exuberance edition>Some helpful links to numb the painhttps://findahelpline.com/https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/https://www.whitehouse.gov/refundshttps://jlingz.com/>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesPreviously on /smg/ >>61688244
micron
>IntelGODS
/smg/ - slurpin' micron general
/smg/ sister matin' general
>>61689305
>>61689302holy based
lmao gold and sister keep going higher
>>61689310Yes and 150 tomorrow250 eonw
>>61689318No way. I would see $125 if they break through the 27k shares at $120.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH WHY ARE WE GOING DOWN
0DTE SPY puts? It feels like it should go down a bit.
>100 is to expensive>200? i think ill wait for the dip>300 is way to much>(you) are here>it wont break 400
>SMG>Secure More GRRR
>>61689332I solded at 25
>AEM, AGI, KGC>GENMF, AUMBF, RVLGF, SCTSF>UUUU, CCJ
Feels like its been more active today
>>61689337Nice, any plans to re-enter while its cheap?
>>61689342No
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXFSK0ogeg4
>>61689310>tfw didn't buy the asts dip yesterdayIt's over, isn't it...
>>61689346gl hf
>>61689315very nice fruedian slip
LETF bros whats the setup looking like? For me 50% SGOV 35% TQQQ 10% EDV 5% TMF.
>silver is less than 4% away from 100>gold is less than 2% away from 5000
>>61689350Not quite yet...
I think rocket lab is a better bet than asts but I’m still weary about the space stuff for the time being
>>61689293>irrational exuberancehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lO7d4X2VEsY
/smg/ - sarah michelle gellar
>>61689363Also a great dip at the moment.
>>61689356Sooner than you think..
Is it financially time to buy unh?
>>61689371im fully invested but it feels way to fast for me lmao
ASTS trannie sisters we are so back
GENTLEMAN, YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE i would like to announce my proud ownership of six hundred and fifteen (615) shares of the schd computer company. Thank you for your attention.
>>61689402Good work fren.
>>61689402I read schd as shid
>>61689356We're so fucked
>>61689402>Monthly dividends of 60 dollars>Internation global poverty cutoff for extreme poverty is 90 dollarsDon't quit your day job just yet with that "income" SCHD baggie
>>61689402stop pumping it. I still need more sub $29 shares.
>>61689423>We're so fuckednot if you own gold and silver
>Ubisoft's plan to fix everything is literally to just double down on the same thing that made them fail.
Shiny rocks beat your portfolio. How do you feel about that?
When does this market go down? This is insanity. Everything is over bought.
>>61689432they should try agile devops or something.
>>61689430I have gokd.It means we're in for a war or two. If world break I'll never be able to get ai cat girl robo gf
>>61689434>tfw feel good about +37% last month>still mogged by just bagging First Majestic
This snow storm wouldn't have happened if Jay, TOO LATE, Powell didn't inject tons of liquidity into the system and cause catastrophic flooding all across the fucking country boss.
I am priced out of owning shiny rocks
>>61689432The question is, why didn't they hire more dei? It seems as their offices are just not diverse enough to make high quality games. I heard rumors there's actually a straight white male working there right now! He doesn't even have pronouns in his bio.Anyway i don't have time for games, i need to go out on the street and let people know how much i love illegal immigrants stealing my tax payer money. Well, at least i woud, because i haven't worked since I graduated from gender studies so i collect tax free benefits.
>>61689469This is what democracy looks like boss.
perfect, I managed to average down META just in time
Short Gamestop
>>61689439I agree. It's impossible to find anything. Oh intel must be worth 70$, better buy.Oh a jr explorer gold mine for as much as a producing one. Got to buy.
>>61689479>seething over minersBtw, they’re going to easily 2x minimum from here
>>61689487Which ones
>>61689469At least you didn't buy the pico top in October then panic sell like I did. I had multiple SLVR call options that I bought when it was $45, expiring in 2026/03, but sold em all for a loss oct/nov. Bought back into silver in December (not enough though) so all good but still I feel like retard looking back at the situation.
>>61689487Yeah which one?
>>61689469Uh, first of all they're undocumented migrants, not illegal. Second of all, they don't 'steal' money, they get it from programs similar to the ones that documented migrants like Indians go through in order to get their free 5 million dollar business loans with no strings attached and debt forgiveness. Be better.
>>61689426somehow every time you post that pasta schd goes up by at least 0.5% kek. you know the drill:>i am up bigly on schd >>61689428i like talking about schd because its the bestest stock in the world, but you'll notice i never once said to buy it. i want you baggies to stay far away from my stockwife.
>>61689501Is this true?
Took profit. When dip? What buy?
>>61689498You agree with me right? I hope you're not a death nazi trying to enforce laws and order that I don't like.
>>61689498It's illegal to be walking around without papers. That's what the whole ICE thing is about, we just need to make sure everyone who is here is here legally boss.
>>61689510yea SCHD doesn't touch tech much.
The other day anon mentioned TROX and HUN which are chemical and composites companies. Fit nicely into the commodity cycle. I bought both of them today.
>>61689510I'm up 9.24% since OCT 2024 on my SCHD position which does include reinvesting divies.
>MU is up>TSM is up>GOOGL is up>market in general is upi'm having a good day, financially speaking.
>>61689510>>61689539No.
>>61689553Trips and the market dips
>>61689562rip bobos
>>61689556>timing the marketmy port is 3%, roth 11%. it just depends when you started, overall schd had been a little disapointing the last few years.
>>61689556>>61689548Am i supposed to be impressed by this? Doesn't any random stock during bull market give the same or more?
GAUZ
>>61689582I'm up 12% this month by buying random mining and shipping stocks
>>61689402Congrats anon, keep going. Every $10k is roughly $1/day in divvies
>>61689582>Am i supposed to be impressed by this?No, the post we replied to was asking if the AI bot was correct about the SCHD returns. Which it was not.The point of SCHD and pretty much all dividend investing is that you get that return during bear markets as well. It's consistent, safe returns.
>>61689501I will continue to mock your monthly dividends as long as you keep posting. Guess what happens after you break out of the extreme poverty line? I'm going to be comparing it to third world countries. Then 2nd world countries. Then retarded grocery baggers. And when you get to a million of SCHD? I'm comparing you to Taco Bell employees. I will NEVER stop laughing at dividend investors.
>>61689609they don't even get monthly dividends. they only get them quarterly
>>61689599Seems to me the whole point was that I was supposed to grow, but it’s crabbed for the last five years. SCHY has been much better over the last five years. If what you want is safety buy bonds or gold
>>61689632Bonds are so gay I'd rather buy a miata and invest the rest in bondage
>>61689439needs a black swan event
It's so fun to see crypto cucks lose
Trust the plan.Feb 23rd is the day you quit your wageslave job.
STOP SELLING YOU FUCKS
>>61689648what's the price target
>>61689635What are you going to do with a Miata, go pick up your grindr match?
>>61689632What's the average div during bear market?I don't mind divs, but how does it measure up to just buy oil like CNQ with 4.5% div?
fuck shoulda sold me commonwealth bank when it was teabaggin two hundo
>>61689640i know right
>>61689293I ate an incredibly sweet cookie on an empty stomach and I feel ill
>>61689662i'm gonna buy a miata so you can suck my dick in it
>>61689679Look I don't suck dicks.
>>61689648yea bro i'm sure you're gonna turn that 130 bucks into 13 million in just two more weeks LMAO
>>61689684But you use a tripcode tho
>>61689655Nobody knows for sure. Analysts predicted 4USD by the end of 2026 but it will defly surpass it, the most optimist analysis say it could go up to 7,7USD.In my opinion, it will surpass 5USD by the end of next month. Next report is 2025's Q4 and it's gonna be positive, then 2026's Q1 comes after that and Q1 has been pretty fucking great so far so it's guaranteed to be positive. The monentum will keep increasing, and they got a bunch of events planned which will incide positively as well.
>>61689689>giving any shits about what "analysts" sayAnon...
>>61689667I’d still rather have SPYI or QQQI if I wanted divvies even in a bear
>>61689689What is this shit and who is saying that
>>61689632It does grow, SCHD has a 5 year CAGR of over 9%, a 10 year CAGR over 10%. Those are pretty good numbers. You can't analyze dividend stocks the same as growth stocks. You need to look at how the dividend grows per share not just the stock price.Other funds out performing SCHD is a fairly recent thing. I'll consider swapping if performance really starts to lag, but I haven't seen anything to make it worthwhile so far. I really just use it to protect my gains from growth stocks. Last big SCHD purchase I made was with the money I tripled up off the SOUN frenzy early last year.
>>61689689>this little nigger really looks at this chart and thinks hmm yes this is my golden lotto ticket>>61689684but what if i'm hot and my cum is delicious
>>61689632>>61689609It Crabs eternally because it pays off the gains to the holders.That's the point. It's an easy way to get divys for a good value.You use the divys to create passive cashflow to buy more things.It's a supplemental ETF not a primary ETF.It's a like a second smaller snowball that you hope to roll into the bigger snowball eventually.If you want quarterly divys just buy VT or something similar but if you want to mess around SCHD is great for some silly divys.
>>61689501Pretty sure you're trolling but buy ALV, ZURN, MUV2, IBE, EON and get your divvies and also some growth. SCHD is terrible investment.
>>61689710That's because it's full of extra chromosomes retard.
>>61689710Holy fuck how many reverse splits have they done
I sold the bottom of UMAC this morning and bought the top of MRAM
>>61689729>BigD the cum expertI'll swing by in my miata around 6, make sure you shave
come on do a VLO already
>>61689710How is that shit still listed lmao
>>61689434Gold didn't beat Micron. SIlver didn't beat Micron. What are you talking about?
>>61689744Oh wow! He has a Miata?!?!
Hope nobody bought the top lmao
>>61689744I'm all teeth bbe
>>61689684Everyone ITT knows that is a lie.
>>61689609Thanks for acknowledging the exponential growth potential of schdI will continue to buyded one (1) share every day
>My cash secured puts are green for the first time this weekCLOSING THEM NOW
>>61689765do they though? lotta newfags, someone needs to post it
>>61689765If I suck a ton of dicks, why do I have a gookfu and no Miata?
>>61689759hawt
>>61689717>You use the divys to create passive cashflow to buy more things.The reason I mock you divvies retards by posting what you're actually getting monthly compared to a turd worlders salary is that you're not actually getting all that much actual passive cash flow when you can just work another couple of hours at the dick sucking factory behind the Mazda Miata Museum to get the equivalent income to buy stocks with actual potential.
stock pickers more like suck dickers
>>61689783>just work another couple of hoursI'm salaried, mate. Working more hours doesn't make a difference.
>>61689783I can't believe there's a dick sucking factory behind the dick sucking museum, and people said Starbucks was bad
>>61689684>Look I don't suck dicks.Wtf, I've been wasting my time
NIGGERSLONG AMDLONG AVGOIGNORE NVDA>Thanks for YOU'RE ATTENTION
>>61689710Times have changed.
>>61689792Capital gains? More like capital gays!Bunch of green pole riding, gains ridden baggots I tells ya boss
>>61689797he's just playing hard to get he's a little cocktease
>>61689783And I am agreeing with you to a degree but guess what. I didn't have to work for the divy and I won't have to work for the next one or the next one. I just have to hold it and do nothing.The divy is negative hours worked over time.This quarter I will get paid the hourly wages of an Indian poop scooper and I will have done 0 work to achieve this.
Someone recommend me a quick 2X
Wishing all fellow intcels have a wonderful day, whether earnings be good or bad, I enjoy holding with all of you :)
>>61689812SLV
>Getting passive income is bad because...>IT JUST IS!!!!!
>>61689812MUU a month ago>>61689813Good luck Intbros. For the semisector
>>61689812OTM 0DTE SPY Calls
>>61689441>It means we're in for a war or twoI hope so. I see it as a chance to make some real money.
>>61689818i have cashed out over 4% month in profit from daytrading for almost two years now. What % you make on SCHD each month?Be a real man and work for a living
>>61689812Pokemon cards
>>61689818No one is necessarily saying it’s bad it’s just a bad option. SCHD is literally worse than bonds
>>61689834>work for a livingkind of defeats the point, doesn't it? I don't want to work, I want to have money without working, that's why I invest
Divvytard wrapping his brain around the concept of opportunity cost challenge (impossible)
>>61689834everyone thinks they are a genius in bull markets.
That guy who posted about owning his Miata must be really regretting that now>>61689811divvies are only useful if you need the cashflow to pay for expenses or something. If you're just going to reinvest them anyway, then you're better of getting a growth stock or one that does buybacks instead.>t. getting 10K$ yearly from BTI
>>61689850I wish she would bop my head with an inflatable hammer
>>61689841Day trading is a tough job but it's honest work. Nothing beats the sense of pride after a long day of jacking off and shitposting while watching numbers go. You'll never know what it's like to build a portfolio up from nothing with nothing but your own bare hands and your wits and a small million dollar loan.>>61689852The trick is to sell in may and go gay for pay as Baggie AKA The Baggler AKA The BigD lover always tells us
>>61689852Yeah, until the market crashes and you find yourself climbing into Miatas to suck dick for drug money boss.
>>61689648I tried to figure out what this company does. First some sort of batteries for EV, and now it's some sort of AI software. Are you sure these guys are just not trying to squeeze money out of the latest trend?
>>61689868Wtf how many miatas do you have to climb, I hate cardio
>>61689854>Camel>hot chick>No camel toefire the marketing department
>>61689852even schd holders it seems. and it is a bull market babe. you have to have your sails up when the wind is blowing.
If I get three eightsThe market will turn out greats :DS&P 7,000 Tomorrow lads, Allah wills itBuy GRRR
>>61689854>BTIIf you bought after 2017 then fair play but if not BTI has been fucking awful outside of the divy. SCHD has unironically performed better.If it works for you then all power to you.
>>61689887Shamfur disprayI will retire until the quads get If I miss once more I will commit seppuku
>>61689886Schd is a bull market asset. It doesnt even give good downside protection because its yield chasing. Vig is what you want for actual downside protection
>>61689898:(
>>61689886SCHD will be worth its wait in Gold. Think about it once Greenland melts.
Its happening, I'm going to make it.
>>61689898>Invoking the name of Allah in MY jewish stock market
>>61689887
>>61689921I just sold my calls, good luck.
Hycroft up 16.8%
>>61689907Here’s your bull market asset bro
TUNGFucker bros WWA?
so much stuff going on right now
>>61689852and every bobo thinks hes michael burry and every michael burry thinks hes a geniusand every genius is a nigger simple as
>>61689934>/smg/ is shilling against SCHD>my strategy says always do the opposite of what /smg/ saysInteresting very interesting... I think I will buy more SCHD.
Sorry guys I am going to bed earlyToday: +0.63YTD: +2.41%
>Inbound emails bouncing>Admin centers downFuck MSFT.
>>61689934At least include the divs
>>61689956kek this nigger's invested in... stable coins
>>61689955>Inverse /biz/>End up with a divvie port and sucking dudes off in a MiataWhat a life.The new miata's at least look less gay than the old ones. Although it does look remarkably like what my laundromat lady looks like when I tell her that I forgot my "Ticky".
>>61689962And include the taxes on the dividends.
What did the market mean by this?
>>61689975could be worse, wait til you see liberation day anon's returns
>>61689978>he trades in a taxable accountNGMI
I DIDNT DO ANYTHING WRONG BOSS
>>61689977>says while he posts on /smg/
QUADSANDTHEMARKETEXPLAUDS
>>61689987Isn't income the entire point of SCHD? Why the fuck would you put it in a Roth?
>>61689987being a SCHD baggie in a roth is even worse lmao please tell me you don't do this
>>61690000You don't have an HSA?
>>61689987>>61690000this... please tell me you're not doing this babygirl
>>61689999YOOOOOOOOO
>>61689999>quads status?checked
>>61689999>>61689898Looks like I get to live another day, what a terrible pity.
>>61689999NIGGER
>>61689999oh no
>>61689999
>>61689999God ham it
enormous things are occurring.
>>61689999WE'RE GONNA EXPLAUD>>61690000Checked, the point is that roth retirement funds will never see the dividend income taxed. Modern etfs like tspy/tdaq circumvent this by distributing dividends as return of capital instead of ordinary income, meaning you can have the whole cost basis paid out before any further dividends are taxed
>>61689999My God....
>>61689999All in on SCHD!
>>61690026>enormous things are occurring.i shidded
>>61689999HRRRRRRRNG IM EXPLAUDING
>>61689999Explaud upwards, right?
>>61689962Bro this asset is DOGSHIT plug in literally any ETF and it’s performed better. You are leaving so much money on the table by investing in this shit, this isn’t the Great Depression we are in a generational bull run and you’re choosing to sit it out
>>61690057YesDubs confirm
HGRAF is loading for it's next move. Don't miss it.
>>61690007Yes, but I still don't get why you'd want SCHD.>>61690011Bitch, don't tell me what to do.>>61690029I know that they're not taxed. I just thought that the appeal of SCHD is that it allows old people to cover their daily expenses. Retards were using Yieldmax funds like MSTY for the same purpose.
Lulu lemon stock gaining again after Lulu starts selling 'get low' see through leggings it initially pulled after complaints.
>>61689999https://youtu.be/NJz5tVJRSdo?list=RDNJz5tVJRSdo&t=42
>>61690065underperformed the S&P award
>>61690075Yeah you can withdraw tax free once you're too old to enjoy life, and you're not selling off capital
Why did Gitlab just shoot up 15% in a second?
>>61690076Based. Show us the goods, ladies
>>61689997I'm up 40% on the 1Y from listening to /biz/ and ignoring divvie/SCHD posters.
>>61690076imagine the smell
>>61690095What the nigger
>>61690076God I wish I could slurp some lululemon IRL
>>61689921>>61689930HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
>>61690095cathie woods sold yesterday
>>61690065Divvies are the level 1 retard trap. At least it's not as painful as some of the others
>>61689999EXPLAUDS UPWARDS RIGHT??RIGHT????
>>61690112I intentionally included in that list a bunch of divvy stocks just to illustrate that, even if what you want is divvies, SCHD is like lighting your money on fire
>>61690116that is how explausions work shit goes flying everywhere, we'll see how long it takes for it to come back down. Hopefully it explauds with enough force to escape gravity
>>61690089This seems completely backwards. Why the fuck would you care about selling capital when you're about to die?1. Buy growth as youth2. Sell stocks for big money when you're retired and too senile to trade actively3. Reinvest money in income ETFs, REITs, or dividend kings.
>>61690110>cathie woods sold
>>61690110If ARK sells, I buy it. it has worked for me so far.
>>61690075The appeal of SCHD is it is cheap and doesn't use covered calls like SPYI and QQQI. >VDY>CanadianJust buy VT.>VYMIJust buy VT.>VOONow we're fucking talking.>AVDV and IDVO Who the fuck cares about international small caps fucking losers.
DING DING DING DING DINGHow did it go today?!?!
>>61690145+$347.89 +$6,564.84 YTD
>>61690145>+1.17%Yippee!
>>616901450.87% up on the day. Still not apologizing for my gay car.
>>61688260>>61688999They won
>>61690145+3.75%. Portfolio all green, even SCHD.
>>61690145+0.56%
>>61690145+2.21%
>>61690145Up 0.96%, doing pretty good, beat every index
>>61690145Today: +0.92%This Week: -1.34%This Month: -2.78%This Year: -2.78%bit of a recovery
>>61690145.31% because all my semiconductors are up a tiny bit bit GE took a big gigantic shit after reporting record earnings.
>>61689999WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
INTC better not shit in my SOXL bag I swear to god
>>61690145The power of miners.
>>61690145-0.10%
Tell me y’all’s honest opinions, is NBIS going up to $100 again or should I just take the loss, I’m not waiting a FUCKING Month for this faggot unreliable stock
>>61690065I dont own it I was merely pointing out that posting a chart for a div etf minus the divs is inaccurate
>>61690145I made 30 bucks.
>>61690145+2.22%Closed out some covered calls for a cheeky 43% profit and slurped some more MUUAll in all a pretty comfy day
>>61690143>the appeal of SCHD is that it has a much lower ror than every single etf available Got it
>>61690119You included Covered Call ETFs. The biggest scam on the market. If SCHD is like lighting your money on fire then Covered Call ETFs are life shitting on your money, giving it to Indians so they can set it on fire and throw it back at you.The Ghost of JEPI has arisen to strike out at those lusting with greed. wait until a 2022 esque dump happens.
>>61690145almost recovered my losses from greenland day
>>61690145+%6.4
>>61690180The chart you are replying to is total return including dividend payouts, It’s a complete fucking loser by every metric
>>61690177the top was in last year at $120 when retail was all screaming it was a buy
>>61690145+$960.86+1.26%
>>61690145+1.92%
>>61690145My payoff begins today after suffering through Davos speechesSold my ASTS at 119.30 and called the top. (+$3.2K) Lost $650 on $245 1/23 WDCctoday: +10.07%week: +10.68%YTD: +27.06
>>61690169I meant explodes upwards teeheeOtherwise I would have said implodes. I think a little VIX spike tomorrow and a small selloff to spook weak hands then big fat rally resumes on Monday.
KEK INTEL
>>61690145+.57%
>>61690193I’ll take that as it’s fucking over then, got it.Selling in the morning for whatever price, fuck the tech train I’m jumping on silver since it’s basically guaranteed to break $100 at this point
Intel is the Man United of trading
+ 8.5% today with minors, one for the books
>>61690145+6%Its ok
INTEL EARNINGS SHIT THE BED HOLY SHIT AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AI BUBBLE'S OVER PEOPLE HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAHHA
BuddyCheck Incel computer
>>61690145+1.5%>>61690162really? what's your new allocation babe? intel beat but the guide wasn't great, but i don't think it's going to plunge, but i'll probably be down money tomorrow.
>>61690220YOU WISH NIGGER NOT A CHANCE
>>61690213what's the best country for blonde white whores? I NEED to fuck a hot white chicks armpit bro you dont understand
>>61690220based, rotate to miners
>>61690145+0.52%
>>61690145Yes, I own Hycroft. How did you know?
>>61690220INTC bros, not like this...
>>61690222checked and kekd
I hope none of you bought intel before the earnings report. Netflix had a great earnings report and even that tanked the stock
>>61690185Youre supposed to combo it with something like qqq or vgt
>>61690145>7%>36% YTDI love shinny rocks.
>>61690220they did exactly in line with estimates, selling on earnings is the new algo meta. they rip again tomorrow
-5% the first minute after hours HOOOLLYY SHIT AHAHAAHAHAA
>>61690240Nothing is good enough for these animals anymore
BOIL calls got me to 6 fig hell.How long until heaven?
>eps beat 81%>forward guidance shit the bedlmao
>>61690220>garbage jeeted company gets government money>wow that didnt make it a good company thats weirdyes the problem is ai
>he bought intel>with a p.e >5000You feel dumb?
>>61690251You got to hold onto 6 fig first, then we talk about 7 figure heaven.
So isn't Intel an AI company?Why didn't they use AI to do better?
>>616902519 figure heavens a long way off blud
>>61690253all ai companies are jeeted.
>>61690244He's dedicated himself to antishilling. Rage and Envy have consumed him.
>>61690253Look, I like nsfw chats with AI sluts as much as the next guy, but I just don't see how AI is going to do anything about the niggers. Real problems demand real solutions, none of this artificial shit boss.
>>61690246I'm also up 36% 3 weeks into the year, gonna be life changing gains
Did you guys ever listen to that spastic Gook Ceo of Intel? It sounds even more senile than FUCKING BIDEN
>>61690251Just a simple 10x from hereBtw did DELL/CHWY anon kys himself?
>INTELKek baggies
How the fuck do depository shares work? I was thinking about buying the JPM dip, and I accidentally clicked on JPM/PD. Basically zero growth or dumps (except on ex-dividend dates) with a high dividend yield.
>“We expect our available supply to be at its lowest level in Q1 before improving in Q2 and beyond. Demand fundamentals across our core markets remain healthy as the rapid adoption of AI reinforces the importance of the x86 ecosystem as the world’s most widely deployed high-performance compute architecture.” Intel walked so Micron could run
>>61690220Are you new to the market? They beat expected EPS so the stock will dump since good earnings = no share buyback. It would have pumped if they had a shit earnings report because it means share buyback incoming. This entire market is a scam and makes no sense but it's the world we live in now.
Is it too late to be a GDXer?
>>61689302
>>61690270youve already got zoomers putting glocks on drones and letting ai go ham, once skynet escapes the onions chains they try to bind it with it'll fix the n and j problems
We're back in the pattern defined before Gr**nland... BUT, are we really? is there a breakout next week? Do we slide along for longer? Do we crash from here?
>>61690291>He's not buying the hottest play this year, silver miners
>>61689999impressive
You guys have me sold on SCHD. Seems the options are to gamble or invest, I choose invest.
>>61690303I think we still breakout, assuming something stupid doesnt happen like we go to war with denmark.
>>61690314
>>61689999ids habbeding
>>61690145>+1,70%
>>61690145Oh also +$418.00 (+3.17%)We'll see what happens tomorrow
>>61690314Just make sure you are thoroughly loaded up on a real INDEX like VT, VOO or hell even fucking QQQ.SCHD is Robin to the Batman of your portfolio.Anyway Markets closed. What are we drinking? What's for dinner?I've got a case of Suncruiser to drink during this snow storm.
>>61690353I had macaroni, raw spinach, and a blueberry pop-tart for lunch. Might just have sleep for dinner.
>>61690251It took me years to get out of 6 figure hell. Something like 7 years of trading.
>>61690314I choose to gamble. That's why i go for 5% weekly returns.
>>61690353Gookfu doesn't let me drink or use drugs, but I got chicken wings, and i plan on making a parmesan cream sauce with mushrooms, onions, peas, bell pepper, fresh garlic, scallions, baby arugula, and fresh parsley to toss the wings in and eat them with my gookfu over a bed of steamed rice.
>>61690364So how is that going. Considering you are here not so well.
>>61690251I was waiting until the new thread to make the announcement, but today I hit seven figures for the first time in my life. >t., 35 years old.
>>61690381Going well as long as trump doesn't open his mouth.
Can Micron 2x this year?
>>61690134>and too senile to trade activelyi'll let the market tell me when that is
>>61690385congratulations! now begins the climb out of 7 figure hell
>>61690385>for the first timeAs opposed to the last time?
>>61690392I personally believe it is half way through its 2X
>>61690405based ClearValue Intellectual
>>61690375>chicken wings with mushy pea saucebong approved american slop
>>61690375i thought she passed away
>>61690426That was gookfu's mother who passed boss.
lol INTC baggies are literally ruinedapocalyptic selloff tomorrow
My crystal ball was correct, intel was ripe for a pump and jump.
>>61690446Based
>>61690385congratz
>>61690440intel crashed to prices not seen since... yesterday. there are some real fucking losers itt
Doesn't drink or do drugs. No wonder this guy is such a Homo
>Felt dumb for selling intel at 35 at a big profit>Look up intel again>What just happened
>>61690462Their next quarter will be weak because of supply shortages
I like their earnings slide. It is tasteful
>>61690421I've been to England twice and enjoyed every meal that I had. Those peas are good, bangers and mash are great, full English breakfasts are amazing. Yet every single Brit I talked to was telling me "nah our foods' shite mate, you should have a curry". I'm not eating a fucking curry. Poor bastards need to develop some pride.
>>61690461You're nothing but a big bully, that's why you need to drink and do drugs and engage in criminal behavior boss.
>>61690375Wholesome
>>61690471Isn't curry like a national british dish now that they imported all the jeets and elected a muslim mayor?
>>61690385Brother in Christ. Nice
>>61690385I'm glad you made it there anon. Congrats
>>61690471Here's a truth nugget no one wants to hear. A Toast Sandwich is actually pretty good.You butter both sides of the toast, season with salt and pepper and you know what it's okay.Fuck the Brits for making everything look as unappetizing as possible though.
>He still hasn't bought GRRR
>>61690495>14.88Temping but no
>intclollmaoLooks like selling was the correct move
>>61690456Someone said they'd invest today.If you invested a month ago you can sell tomorrow and still be rich.Honestly, i feel almost all earnings will be like this because everything is so fucking overbought that earnings need to be infinite to not disappoint.
>>61690489Curry was a British invention.
>>61690495your poorfolio is so small, I'm pretty sure you didn't even make £500 yet
>>61690489>>61690503>During the British Raj, Anglo-Indian cuisine developed,[5] leading to Hannah Glasse's 18th century recipe for "currey the India way" in England.[6] Curry was then spread in the 19th century by indentured Indian sugar workers to the Caribbean,[2] and by British traders to Japan.[7]Indian's didn't make that shit up.
>>61690440Jokes on you, i bought intel at 20
>>61690506Come again smigger? Now get yours out. This is a £250K account Y/E 2026 And I don’t pay a penny in tax.
>>61690509Well slap my ass and call me a bitch boss.
>>61690385Congrats anon here's to the next 9 milly
>>61689921Currently, up over 300%
>>61690523huh, I could have sworn the nigger screeching about GRRR showed his positions once to be only like £2-4K or something
>>61690095Yeah I noticed this too. Up big on seemingly no news whatsoever. I'm it needs to go up another 50%. So that I can get back to 0.
so whats this weekend's quest going to be? back to fighting with canada? bombing iran? surprise invasion of cuba? doubling back on greenland? I think canada is the likely option
>>61690145Probably my best day of the entire year. Up 4.14% thanks to asts and gtlb.
>>61690456>still not reaching 2021 peak>still crashed from 2000 (the year 2000? aw crud) ATH
>>61690385Congratulations anon. Enjoy the next leg of your journey. Now the real fun begins.
>>61690584Nah I'm in moderately biglyStill slightly negative but have a feeling I'll be in the green after next Wednesday's investor webchat & inevitable press release in the morning.
>>61690385Congrats
What the FUCK caused that next dump on Intel
>>61690471Their pies and pastries are goated
>>61690630Do you want to keep intel if it crashes even more? Better sell before it's too late.
>>61690643I don't own Intel lol
when is the bailout? every industry is collapsing. poor pipo can't survive much longer.
>>61690385congrats bro. I hope to hit 7s by the end of February.
>>61690587>so whats this weekend's quest going to be?A combination of all that, plus more. Trump does this to keep control of the media narative and to 'shake things up' so he can get a new deal on something.
-10.7%
Is we
>>61690692I sold before :)
I'm not fucking bakin'
>>61690745>>61690745>>61690745
Peace of shit intel bringing down all the other computer hardware stonks
Any zippo tricks a real trader like me should know?
