cute horse edition>Some helpful links to numb the painhttps://findahelpline.com/https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/https://www.whitehouse.gov/refundshttps://jlingz.com/>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesPreviously on /smg/>>61693927
Realistically how much higher can micron and Sandisk go up? Is Memory boom just starting or are we at peek now
>Intcels
>>61695418I have to assume they will do a 10:1 split sooner rather than later, but I dont really know.
>>61695418It'll probably go for as long as AI hype will. That's essentially what the whole thing is banking on.
I own physical ram and rocks
>>61695418We're not at the peak until gamers are sucking dick for a floppy disk
>father went heavy in silver a few months agoLEGACY IS SAFE
>>61695462Your mom's getting a divorce
>>61695481They did that 15 years agoFather re-married to someone that makes more than him
>>61695501
>>61695501im sure your dad makes a fine femboi
>commodity prizesHoly shit, maybe the winning move is to invest everything into anything that produces any base material.
>>61695398GRAB is a really good buy right now. Like grabbing indonesia puss good. No blacks or room temp women know about it yet.
I bogled
NDQ only
Goddamn Intel ate shit this morning, still mad that I sold at a modest profit at this level a month ago. How the hell was I supposed to know it'd balloon until the sales call.
Can someone post that chart about earnings for next week? I'm a retard and can't remember the site
Gonna buy a few SPY puts for a quick buck.
>>61695712
>>61695820I do business with customers in every column. Did I finally make it boss?
>>61695820What's the significance of all these top megacaps releasing earnings within a few days of one another?
>>61695906I own a few of them so it's probably time to tank 10%
>>61695820Only ones here worth any attention are ASML, SANDISK
Micronchuds. Please explain why we are on the second day of almost being in the red.
>>61695398Is micron still a buy all the way up? To what?
>>61696705Also should I slurp sndk today ?
>>61695546What is it
Just aped my entire ETH stack on a bunch of SIL 02/20 OTM calls pray for me boyos (it’s only like 2k)
Now that it's 100 dollars. It's time to buy silver.
Fuck… it really is about money at the end of the day isn’t it?
>>61696683400 is a round number and people want to sell at round numbers even if all signals point to higher days ahead
>>61696765>is about money at the end of the day isn’t it?yes. he has money and she is a hoor who wants some of it. He pays, she lays. Its good to have money.
>>61696765No, its finding a soulmate and creating strong and smart children that will bear your ideals and ideas.Any old fart with some models knows that they are fucking grossed out from their nonfunctioning stinky peenor.Dont know but i would feel weird in that instance.
>>61696787Look, with 7 billion people in this world, the chances are good there's always a better choice out there than who ever it is you're fucking now boss.
go back to your own thread baggot
>Markets today>https://youtu.be/ttIJfII5SFc?si=eoWBtgZJc6flUiZWI got a BAD feeling we will get an epic market crash in Spring....>>61696778Why do I suddenly have this urge to marry her and have kids?
>>61696910>Why do I suddenly have this urge to marry her and have kids?she is not a fat black or white woman, but an intelligent, soft, supple asian who is fit and waiting for you anon.
>AUMBF>SCTSF>RVLGF>any solid gold juniorTold you niggers yesterday they are starting another up leg after months of basing. Did you listen and bought like I told you to?
Man silver is really popping off.
BUDDY LOOK AT SILVER COMPUTER
>>61695419I really feel sorry for every intel CPU buyer for choosing to get their penis lopped off because they think they are "intelligent"t. used an i7 3570k until last year
today i buyded many schd
>>61697428The last Intel I bought was 2500K in 2011
i am retarded rate my portfolio(not a burger)
>>61697483I give it an A for effort boss.
>>61697483I like the font render
Silver to $200 by April
>>61697483too diversified, a good portfolio should have no more than 2-3 ETF's and 5 individual stocks.
>>61697535ill probably sell the silver/gold ones and miners in a year or somethingor if one of the miners moons
Reduce reuse
speaking of horses don't forget to buy the only silver mine worth mentiining
Is ORCL gonna do anything?
>>61697571Collapse
10% kslv10% gdxy30% tspy30% tdaq20% idvo
>Nobody reminds me that gold price goes up right before a bubble pop>Have to buy gold and silver at 50% markupI'm still gonna make a profit but this general is useless
>>61697593It's time to buy now that they've peaked
Options have ruined me. I need those massive swings to feel anythingEven 3x leveraged TQQQ and upro are too slow. with options it feels like your life is on the line. There's a time crunch, the massive risk, that euphoria when you're up bigly. The soul draining dispair when you lose. Those are the only times I feel alive
>>61697593don't let the door hit you on your way back
Buy silver and precious metallic coins.
i have a lot of puts all over the place
>>61697578>gdxyAt least pick gdxw, if you are going into a retarded all income strategy. Yieldmax is shit even in a bull market.
>>61697598>>61697608Can you point to a time before a bubble pop where gold went down? Or do you think AI is not a bubble?If you're still convinced feel free to short.
>>61697593people have been posting about that shit for months my nigga
>>61697549Might want to do that a little bit sooner, like this anon says >>61697593 precious metals mooning tends to be a late business cycle thing. Then again, they don't typically crash until a few weeks after the stock market does, so you might have something of a head-start.I also doubt having in any money in Chinese shit is a good idea, but I don't really fuck with non-american stocks, so what do I know?
>>61697617we told you to buy metals and minors last year you fucking miata owner
Nice we're getting raided by rocktranny's discord again
>>61697617desu silver and gold arent just tied to usd or ai bubble argument. there are shortages and historic low levels. It was due for a pump anyway just as more people buy in with a bigger market.
>>61697647Yeah I saw them all pull up in Miatas boss.
DING DING DING DING DINGHow did it go today?!?!How did it go this week!?!?
>>61697593Should have bought gold two years ago.
>>61697681+1.86%
>>61697681%->06my broker dosnt show week
>>61697681I'm....green? +$118.99 (+0.86%)I'm up 20% for the week
>>61697681Today: +0.64%This Week: -0.71%This Month: -1.81%This Year: -1.81%
>>61697681+0.6% today+0.4% weekterribly exciting
>>61697681Up 0.43% today, very happyUp 1% for the week despite the early takeout and short week
>>61697681+0.89%Week: +0.44%Pays the bills this week
>>61697681i'm up by 70 doubloons
Are ya beating inflation, son?
>>61697681up a nice healthy 4.2% thanks to silber
>>61697706Apparently so, dad. Apparently so.
friendly reminder that every % in silver from now on is 1 whole USD and not 25 or 50 cent anymore lmao
>>61697681Today: +12.17%Week: +35.18%Ytd: +42.83%Lot of moving todaysold HOOD calls for a 20% loss after it failed to breakout of downtrendsold PPLT and SLV calls for ~$14K profit eachHeld CRVW and RKLB and picked up SNDK and GLD at the end of day due to Iran newsPick up a new 300c PPLT call to keep riding the silver train
>>61697691im happy you made some money today anon
>>61697719Thank you, I finally sold the last of my stock in my employer. I put some of it into other stuff, but some I'm going to transfer to my other basic buy+hold account. At least it won't be dragging my portfolio down anymore.
>>61697728insider trading, based
>>61697728
>>61697713a 5" cube of silver worth about 70,000
>>61697732Well I'm a fucking basic employee who works on meaningless shit projects, so I don't know anything about the rest of the company.
>>61697748wish I would have something like thatthats like 20kg ?
So what's heavier, one (1) troy ounce of silver, or one (1) ounce of marijuana boss?
>Silver still ripping up to 103...I want to note that a couple years ago gold kept going up and people in the industry were flumoxed that gold miners weren't going up to price that in. Eventually, they did and took off. Soon will see that revalue with silver miners too, buy any dip on those.
>>61697681Down 1.9%, most due to profit taking on SNDK, but I finally broke down and bought some SILJ this morning and that shows a 3% gain. All in all, I'm fairly sanguine.
>>61697681-0.96%week: -2.52%Usual suspects: MU, AI suppliers, silver. Today added space ETFs (I fucking hate that I have to do this. It feels like weed ETFs). All options.
>>61697681+0.59PLD 8.49AMD 2.31PLTR 2.21AMXN 2.05MP 1.76META 1.71NVDA 1.53CELH 1.26SOFI looks like a steal right now.
>>61697776Micron's up 18% for the week. How the hell did you lose money on it brother?
silber
>>61697765Hey, someone capped a post of mine. $103 silver so soon is crazy. I thought for sure it would bounce off $100 hard.
>>61697795By having a MTD return of +21.7% in part thanks to Micron. I only did 2 new plays on them, although I should have made like 10 ones instead of diversifying.
3.58% today on the folio. :D
>>61697818:D Yipee!
>>61696705YES for the love of Pete. Its earnings are still accelerating twice as fast as the price of the stock. See? >>61696712...maybe. We get their first annual earnings on the 21st, which means we know what their PE and PEG and all that is, plus we find out of they match expectations. A trailing stop loss order is your friend in this instance.MU is a much safer bet, though.
>>61697816'Plays'? Are you fucking day trading again young man?
>>61697765yeah yearly earnings reports over the next month and a half... might see the boost once one of the big miners releases and all others get priced in
So I just found out that 1 Troy Ounce of Silver is heavier than 1 Standard Ounce of Marijuana. I'm thinking I should just grow Marijuana since it's worth more than it's weight in silver, then I can just trade the marijuana for silver, and then trade the silver for SPAM and finally trade the SPAM for blow jobs from desperate mother daughter combos. What are your thoughts on this matter boss?
>>61697892yes you're practically growing silver literally all of us do this already slowpoke
>>61697855I monthtrade more like
>>61697681-$180.56 (-0.13%)still up about 2 grand for the week
>>61697919Le sigh. Just buy some MU and put a 20% trailing stop loss on it and leave it alone, okay? The crazy train may -- I don't hink so, but MAY -- go into next year. It's a good short term buy and hold. So buy it and hold it. You'll be happier not nickle and diming yourself to death by trying to outsmart the market.
>>61697706my wage certainly isn't
Oh shit boys! It's really fucking happening happening! We're bombing the fuck out of Iran again!!!!!
>>61697957>wageoof
>>61697946Actually just today I added a MUU (2x lev MU) position. I'm starting to be converted to the camp that MU really right now has no ceiling. I was very cautious until now, but it seems like they are the perfect storm.
>>61697970The way I see it too, Intel themselves saying "yeah we can't make as much money next quarter because there's a RAM shortage* is more bull confirmation
how about the usd stops losing in value? I am getting fucked here as an eu investor.
>>61697992have you even said thank you once?
>>61698035yes by opening an eur/usd hedged position. I dont need this shit in my life.
>>61697981Have you noticed how absolutely brain dead Gemini 3 Pro, as well as all other AIs got in the last 4ish weeks? They're completely bottlenecked by their context window. Someone even calculated Gemini Pro only has 32k tokens available. I'm was still overly skeptical of RAM plays. MU will clearly finish this year north of 500.
>>61698035I didnt hear that boy say nothin.
>>61697970My own messy scribbling-on-the-back-of-a-napkin math tells me that to achieve a PEG of 1 -- itself very modest for a tech stock in boom times -- it would have to go to $850. If you average their current and forward PE's together you get a PE of 22, also very modest, and that gives you a share price of $750. So... yeah. Feels like Nvidia all over again, except without the possibility of bagholding. When the DRAM drought ends and monsoon season comes, it will go back down under $100 and stay there for the next decade or two.I complement you on your testicular fortitude for investing in a leveraged instrument, and I hope it make you fantastically wealthy. i will continue to hold plain old MU with a 20% trailing stop loss, and will continue to advocate for other anons to do the same.
>>61698060I didn't notice it with Grok or what little I used of Claude Haiku 4.5 but that's good to know
>>61697681>-0.47I got fucked by international currency swings rather than stock performance.
>>61698077Its really not that risky compared to MU. If you want equal footing, just invest half of what you would in MU into MUU. Its basically half price MU that moves at the same speed.
>>61697681+0.59
>>61698077>>61698103By the way, the only other real option for investing in RAM supplier is SK Hynix listed on the Frankfurt stock exchange, ticker HY9H. I'm up nicely on them as well.
will the market finally crash this weekend or what my nigs
>>61698208Nothing ever happens
>>61695398I'm done my gambling phase. Just sold my last stock at a -6% loss after bagholding it for 6 months. Stupid fucking biomass pajeet insurance tycoon Fairfax Financial. I believed the Bogleheads guide at first and I was pressed for money to test if it was true and it was. I'm going to invent a new contraption or research a new chemical in the meantime instead. I don't do the drugs to make this easier as a hobby.
>>61698208any chances we get any iran shenanigans?
>>61698151I'm jelly. I can't get ahold of the Korean stocks at all unless I do it through an ETF, which I am not inclined to do. Keep us posted.
>>61698219Go back to r*ddit.
>>61698250I sure hope so.
So now that the dollar is imploding, silver is over $100, and your stocks are depreciating in real terms, were those rate cuts really worth it you stupid fucks?
>>61698286Yes.
>>61698251Not sure m8, I have several calls on the Korean ETF running.The Korean economy is Samsung. If Samsung surges, so does the ETF.Everything else is almost a rounding error, although if it lowers the idiosyncratic risk of Samsung it's actually beneficial and quite possibly LESS risky than just holding Samsung outright.There is no KPop in the ETF (I believe). No girl group drama that can lower your outlook.I think holding Korea tactically is a smart mid-term bet.
>>61698219the last 3 months literally NOTHING has happenedthis is gonna be year of the crab, isnt it
>>61698339Suppose so
>>61698286>silver did a 4x, that means fiat is now worth 4x less because silver just holds its value bro.
>>61698286>you stupid fucks?who are you directing this question to?
>got stop-lossed out of UUUU at 24 before it decided to go back upWelp, it was a decent gain from 17. I'll catch you all in the next dump
>>61694489
>>61698359we all make 4x less at work now!
>>61698308>>61698359>>61698366>>61698399Enjoy the show.
>>61698415Answer me honestly: when you look at the respective power in the global order of Weimar germany in the 1920s-30s and America today, do you really think theyre comparable? Circumstances matter when things sound similar to make good decisions
>>61695448i suspect this. that is however problematic, i dont want to get left bagholding and it dumps 50%+
>>61697603SAME.I have 130 IQ and ADHD. It's the perfect storm creating an options trader.I come up with autismal shit like this and solving partial diff equations to get candidate plays.I don't have to take any meds, unlike when I do programming or studying, because those latter things are inherently boring af.Fuck the wagecuck life.
>>61697593Buy high as is tradition.
>>61698415While I dream of this, wholesale, its not gonna happen. They will manipulate some other form of bullshit long before that happens.
>>61697681Don't care to look, my currency mooning vs USD deleted any possible gains if there were any
>>61698415>yeah bro, the currency used in 50% of all global trade is going to go into Weimar inflation and we're all going to be shoveling paper, because the central banks cut rates to 3.75% instead of staying at 5%do you own a Miata by any chance btw?
>>61698415options didnt exist on silver in 1920
>>61698415Man maybe I should buy some silver, getting sus the US dollar is going to hyperinflate soon.
>>61698489>autismal shitthat is just a textbook spread
>>61698673Exactly right. It's basic shit. Now understand just how far removed the average person, or even aspiring trader, is from understanding the full implications of a basic bitch spread and what the Greeks mean/imply.It was over before it even began.
>>61697593This isnt reddit. we cant upvote good posters, it's mixed in with shit eating indians and tranny europoors. I definitely mentioned GLD several times, I wasnt even in the first in the general to buy it, someone was GLD posting for a week couple months ago.Not selling, btw.
I bet them crackhead wannabe rappers with a gold rig in their mouths are sweating balls now. Every central bank wants to put thevteeth in a vault.
>>61697681+0.40% today despite my baby SNDK dropping+2.90% on the week
>>61698208I bought, so yes
>>61698708lol
>missed AI>Missed metalsWhat will be the next thing for me to miss?
I'll just buy bonds every year from now. 2020 was the bottom and we're going back to 15 percent bonds. You all get rugged chasing stonks and metals. I'll sleep easy.
>>61697681Improvements continue but I am still plagued by the curse of TMF
>>61698819Space stonksWeed stonksGRRRRobotsDrones
good evening smg. what are we drinking this Friday night. I decided to mix it up with some "Soju"... a taste of the Far East, right here in the USA. Clocking in at $7.99 for 375ml of 14%, this certainly promises to be a cost-effective vehicle for alcohol compared to the craft beers popular in this region... in my defense, there were only two brands on the shelf, both with that pricing. Jury is out on the taste. You can definitely taste the alcohol I will put it that way.
>>61698945You need to get flavoured soju otherwise its just dirty rice wine. Also take shots don't sip it. Financially speaking.
I used to post during covid, do you guys still shitpost about lean hogs and meme stocks and shitter ETFs
>>61698970man I remember all of these tickers, which ones ended up performing best?
>>61697593>he didn't but months if not years agolisten pal. this general helps those who help themselves. spend enough time here and you will be schizo enought to see the trends.. the patterns.. that lead to opportunity. the only question with Gold is how high will it go. the floor is set by mining cost but the ceiling is set by vibes and right now the vibes are "fuck it lets fire Powell and go full Turkish Lyra how bad could it be huhhh?". So yeah.be aware of course that at some point it WILL crash and it will be an elevator down when it does. it's like musical chairs. that's capitalism bby.
>>61698970>>61698976I still remember the day they massacred WKHS
>>61698967>take shotslmao I'm using a normal-ass half-height drinking glass sized glass none of that pussy bullshit. and its starting to kick in desu so im thinking that may not have been the best decision. i got one flavored and one not, but i got some seltzer water so we good on the not flavored. damn this is really kickin in fast im calibrated for beer fuck. this is financial advice.
you people dont actually care about the companies. you just want money from flipping shares.
>>61698994>He simps for companies that feel nothing in reciprocity
>>61698945jus sum waterthese bein tuff times n all
>>61698994I'm trying to buy a sports car, I don't actually care about what's behind any of the ticker shit, I just want the money.
>>61698986jesus, it's gone through 3 splits, the ATH split adjusted price is $128k
>>61698970I made a watchlist of all the memeshitters mentioned in these threads back then and when I came back to actively trading again last year, a good bulk of them were delisted
>>61698994umm ackshually pal my typical holding period is at *least* 1yr for those mad capgainzzz. well unless there are bullshit mergers/buyouts.>>61699001word to that brother stay tuff u will make it>>61698986I still remember the tankerCHADs and their glorious voyage
>>61699007Just looked at the shocked expression on that Miata's face. It's seen some incredibly degenerate, gay shit
>>61698976if you bought at the dip, probably soxl
>>61698819Sex robots
>>61698970I was mommy posting earlier. PLTR was a 28 bagger for me. Have been hibernating until now.
>>61698976DENN got taken private at a good premium to its trading price last year. I don't know about compared to when it was originally shilled though
>>61698970for me it's BOTY
THE ASIAN AI GUY SAID THERE'S A SELL AMERICA PANIC WHICH IS LEADING TO HYPERINFLATION AND COLLAPSE OF THE DOLLAR WITHIN 2026
>>61698994im an etf investor so i care about all my little babies, all ~10k of them, even the retarded ones
>>61699123checks out. everytime life has been going good for me there is some major meltdown.
>>61699133I think QE killed that card.
>>61699133> mini recession 2026-2032checks out tbdesu. u can feel the recession starting now. Orange man will blame it on Biden or smth but either way. its happening.
>>61698970No this is a very serious discussion forum now. We only shill the best of the best.
>don't invest all into the Nasdaq! invest in the S&P as well so your investment is safer!>invest in these international stocks with half the return!>yes they all go down with the NASDAQ as well and since the dotcom bubble every bad year has rebounded instantly but still you can't just invest all into the NASDAQ because you just can't ok?!?!?!
>$103 United states dollarsNext stop $120.
>>616991332023 was the best time to buy a house at least for me
>>61698994Yes
>>61698994>caring about companiesgoodest of goyim
can some of you guys explain this ?the price closed around 850 europoorsafter a few hours, the price changed to below the lowest point of the daywhy so?
>>61698994i've been made in love with silver inc. since i was a child collecting coins you watch your whore mouth
>>61699300I dont do non freedom units but gem says pic rel.
>>61699218Just buy VT retard.
>>61699345>VT>8% returns
>>616993498% deez nutz faggot.
>>61699345what's the point of VT if 25% of its holdings are still in the main market? it seems like those over 9000 tickets over voo are irrelevant.
>>61699366the Australian version gets better returns, but even so, it still goes down when NDQ goes downI think the real choice i have is NDQ vs U100, U100 is just newer, so doesn't have the track record to look at. But it's very similar and has half the management fee
If trips the stock market will open tomorrow
Is watching out for weather reports and playing natural gas a good move? Today's rally seemed like a no brainer. Main risks I see are:>jews lie about the forecast to bait people in or prevent them from buying>jews use NORAD to change storm at the last minute
>>61699419how the fuck do you even swing natgas i wanna buy puts for next month but idk where to startthere an etf like SLV?
Is it true that even america hyperinflates to collapse, canada and Australia will remain safe havens like they have for hundreds of years?
>>61699485aren't they both Chinese run now?
AlrightI am going to split my portfolio into the IOO, which is the top 100 companies in the worldand then either the NDQ or the U100 (formerly N100)the U100 is like the NDQ but it uses the NASDAQ and the NYSE. it also has half the fees... .24 instead of .48 and yes i know Australians pay higher fees
>>61699483>he doesn't knowseriously tho how do you not know
>vix still deadAll is right with the world. Goodnight /smg/.
KEK the thread is still only at 213
>>61699534he must be new 'round 'ere to not know about how KOLD its gonna get this weekend. We're gonna need to BOIL some hot cocoa to stay warm
>>61699483>Nat Gas
50/50 split U100 and IOO vs 100% in IOO
>>61699483I've never seen anyone with any money trade Natasha. For some reason broke niggers love nat gas like they love forex
My edible has kicked in but I have been high all day off that sweet sweet theta decay
>>61699554priced in
>futures
every etf is just a varying amount of QQQ leverage
today i boughted SEVENTY (70!!) shares of schdthis represents one of the biggest buys by me ceo of the schdstrategy computer company. also its getting harder to get orders filled. i used to just put in for a few cents under bid and it would be filled within minutes. now even at ask i end the day with orders unfilled. get the FUCK out of my stock you baggie motherfuckers. if you didn't buyded her at 25 you DONT deserve her at 29.
I have decided, after weeks of research50/50 split U100 and IOO so, do i just buy equal value of each every month? if they end up massively unbalanced, do i rebalance?
>>61699133so I should sell everything in 2026 and wait until 2032 to get back in?
for the first time in my baggie nigger life i beat the index. honestly proud of myself :)not even showing off, this was stressful as fuck. Rode that taco rollercoaster both ways. I got some really nice (i think) entry's on UPRO and TQQQ so I'm going to take a break from options while I'm ahead and just let those ride up until maybe the 50 or 200 day sma. Unless there's more macro happening which there will be. I don't know how anyone can expect to do this consistently. If I held on to my calls instead of selling yesterday, I would have gotten fucked today.
>>61699732>I don't know how anyone can expect to do this consistently.Buy and hold good stocks and don't gamble
>>61699738I 100% knew he was going to taco, wouldn't even consider slurping itm/slightly otm 5 day out spy calls to be gambling when that's the case. I try to use as many indicators as I can and start selling slowly at >20% profit.Yes it results in me usually selling too early, but i feel like god punishes me if I get greedy kek. Green is green. My female stockbroker and female IRS agent have literally hundreds of orders to go through when they try to audit my portfolio for penis inspection day
I would sooner trust unrefidgerated petrol station sushi in Alice springs.
To go out to the bar or stay in...? 12° out>>61699552Crazy
https://youtu.be/qzfhhAfxK-AMUbros are we worried?
>>61699800the bar is full of npc alkiesyou belong there
The replaced all the price labels at the grocery store with those electronic sign things. They're expecting prices to change faster than the 1-2 week lifespan of the groceries. You wanted rate cuts and QE, so now enjoy hyperinflation you fucking idiots.
>>61699838Alcohol makes for a good time
>>61699914You're just a drug addict
>>61699780>I 100% knew he was going to taco, wouldn't even consider slurping itm/slightly otm 5 day out spy calls to be gambling when that's the case.real, I wanted to hold longer but knew >start selling slowly at >20% profit.>Yes it results in me usually selling too early, but i feel like god punishes me if I get greedy kek. Green is green.closed out my nvda options for this. I kept saying to my self "no one ever got burned for taking profits. every time i get greedy i die a little inside when it happens. didnt know mag7s were dropping next week, scared me out of my nvda trade.
pimps up, hoes down
>>61699780Yeah
>>61699925You don't know me
>>61699999
>>61699953Fail
>>61699959The post hasn't been made yet, moron
>>61699959i forgot how slow this board is now
>>61699833I'm reading there are CXMT samples that have shipped sometime this year. I don't know when that is, but I think Micron is safe until Q3 for HBM3. CXMT hasn't even touched HBM4, but we don't know the breakdown of each type of memory sale from Micron
Bar's rockin' btw (by the way)
>>61699833nice little negotiating tool for trump. Trump can flip a switch and flood the US with cheap ram, boosting the economy at the expense of ram cartels. He would also likely get something else in return for doing this.
If the Fed doesn't reverse course next week and pop this insane hyperinflationary bubble, then I'm going max leverage against the dollar.
>just buy physical silver dudehttps://x.com/StoicTA/status/2014701409682555064I come by to tell you guys to stop but you never listen.lollmao
A really weird bioscam stock showed up on my tracker. 70+% institutional ownership but its down over 30% in the last month 5% just Friday alone Blackrock alone owns 9%. Why is Larry fink bagholding this dogshit?
Why aren't you shorting the United States?
>>61697593This is the boomer zogbot general. People here are giving Palantir and Google money while also funding Chinese companies in secret
>>61700112Just greentext the text if it's short enough.>Stoic Trader@StoicTA>I'm sitting on 1,000 ounces of silver bars>bought physical, did what everyone says to do>"Real assets" "Outside the system">"When everything collapses you'll be glad you have it">tried to sell some last week, trying to sell it today>refineries won't touch it>dealers lowballing 30% under spot>banks look at me like I'm selling contraband>turns out "owning" something and being able to "exit" >something are two very different skills>this is the same trap I see in trading>people hold positions they can't exit>stocks with no volume>options with no buyers>sitting on "value" that only exists on paper>supply & demand lesson learned
>>61698819Publicly Traded Mercenary Groups
Do you guys ever balance your portfolio?If I have a 5050 split, and one of them goes up and now.i have a 4060 split, should I invest more in one to balance then out?
>>61699123What's the name. I feel like I must be the only person who haven't seen him.
>>61700290you put your money in the one that is lower. Once a year you can rebalance if it diverges too much
>>61700230I'm not shorting, but I start to believe that US stockmarket is overbought and the dollar is trash. I'm looking at China and their market actually look like they could grow. And I wonder if there will be some more trade deals now when USA keeps tarrifing every other day. Of course I'll keep some spy, but I think it could be profitable to rotate out.
never been rational to own gold
>>61700230I put most of my money on a 4% HYSA and it beat my SPY DCA which only made 2.8% converted to my currency kek. The USD is fucking trash.
>>61700315Meaning during 2025
>>61700230I probably have no more than 50% of my folio in the us atm, even less doesn't feel justified
>>617003121 pbtid
>>61700312Do you have any other advice for us?
??????And don't come at me with some>the penguin represents Faustian spiritshitat best the penguin is an american, representing a person that is polar opposite to the greenlanders.
>>61700366it's le funny ai image. boomers love this shit and they don't care about accurate ecological representation
>>61700366attracts attention maybe
>>61700366Besides, this was posted after market close.It can easily be interpreted on him backtracking. Why an american flag to where Greenland is? This shit will cause a dump next week as there'll be discussions about said "framework deal" because Trump is unable to differentiate between US claims to the land and other agreeing for the US to deploy troops and bases there.If the penguin was carrying a NATO flag, fine. But the US flag is a wrong signal.It's dumb to assume anyways the US will not just take it later, as if the US could be trusted in any way or form.
>>61698945Just drank water and soda last night. Doc told me Im not allowed to drink alcohol for a couple of weeks now. Getting some ketamine treatment at the hospital.
>>61700424
>>61698945I like my liver too much to poison it with goyjuice
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>>61700442based
>>61698994If stock doesn't pay dividends then it's a pyramid scheme/greater fool.
>>61700420>a dump next weekit's gonna be a long weekend I imagine, like every weekend since 2026 startedpeople will forget by monday
>>61699485For Weimer, at least physical gold and maybe real estate would have saved you. For Russia and China, maybe only as an extra asset for illegal markets and such things. And depending on your age maybe as secret inheritance for your kids or grandkids to make use of. Truly, commie regimes most oppressive, serfdom tier.
>>61700472Uhm, he posted friday evening that he wanted Greenland last friday. And sunday/monday it dumped.
>>61699645Cute.
>>61699897You shouldn't buy any more than you need, as far as groceries go, and cut processed goy slop out.
>>61698994wrong, I care about the company as long as I hold the shares
>>61700487I wasn't saying you're wrong, I was just implying we will see a lot more shit this weekend and that will make us and everybody forget about greenland and that penguin immigrant
>>61698994You care about the companies?
>>61700366maybe they posted it because penguins are cool, did you consider that?
>>61700366The Greenland flag is fucking MASSIVE
>>61700502It's an expat, or conqueror. Or settler.>>61700509As ice? Big beautiful piece of ice (Greenland)
japanese femcel harem
>>61698994None of these companies would even look my way if I was dying on the street. Why the fuck would I care for them?
>>61700538The only femcels are 1-2/10 max.Or 9-10/10 cause they mostly don't fuck around since they know they are the top. But there's no 9-10/10 japanese women, so tough luck.
>>61695398>You cannot buy Boston Dynamics stock because it is a privately held company, majority-owned by Hyundai Motor Group (80%) and SoftBank (20%). To get indirect exposure, you can invest in its parent company, Hyundai (HYMTF), or other robotics firms like Rockwell Automation (ROK) or iRobot (IRBT), as Boston Dynamics has not announced plans for an IPO.
https://youtube.com/shorts/Ql1htbs6RWA?si=MS-wcfmjBXxyupNj
Robotics Frenzy Drives $24 Billion Gain in Hyundai Motor Stocks
As of January 2026, here is a snapshot of Hyundai Motor's primary financial data: 52-Week Range: The stock has fluctuated between a low of $41.29 and a high of $69.27. Dividend Yield: The company offers a robust forward dividend yield estimated between 2.65% and 8.80%, depending on the specific share class and exchange. P/E Ratio: The trailing price-to-earnings ratio is approximately 3.27. Market Capitalization: Its market value is roughly $2.16 billion for the OTC-traded depositary receipts. Recent Developments Delisting Notice: In late 2024, Hyundai Motor decided to delist certain Global Depositary Receipts (GDRs) from overseas markets to reduce maintenance costs and management complexity. Robotics Momentum: Analysts have recently raised price targets for the company due to significant optimism surrounding its AI and robotics bets, including plans for humanoid robots. Earnings: The next earnings report is anticipated around January 29, 2026.
I officially FOMOd into gold miner majors yesterday. If it rugs next week then you´ve been warned.
>>61700733dubs of don't jinx it pls
>>61696765Always was, all these manosphere bozos get pussy because they´re famous influencers, not because they unlocked a cheatcode.P.S can the star captcha fuck off already.
Im currently bagholding MU, AG, and GLO. What memes am I missing out on?
>>61700821
Trump said the stonk market is gonna double from here in his WEF speechhttps://youtu.be/Ds41dnc1Fiw?si=BZDMs0_Z_T_neoaN
>>61700895Holy based. What stocks are you buying?
>>61700897I bought more PINS actually
>>61700895He also said: the US was gonna take over greenland, that he didnt know epstein, that the US didn't border Russia, etc, etc.
>>61700900Suits you. Zacks recently said that it's a trending stock.
>>61700905you are all just distracted, these tax cuts are actually insane
>I actually sold the top of IntelThe Bogdanoffs are sleeping on the job? It's supposed to poomp bigly when I sell.
>>61700907it's actually considered a value play now and in my expierience that means it is gonna double pretty quickly or announce bankruptcy next year for no foreseeable reason
>>61700929>value playReally? I guess it's not for me but you do you.
>>61700936>what is irony?
>>61700950You tell me.
>>61700973whatever I am trying to say doesn't mean it's gonna go lower I just like the stock
>>61700991*not
Thoughts on Nuburu?
jerome-too-late-powellwhat if the president is right and too late actually means too late
>>61701058Stop posting truflation slop
>>61701076why?
ok then
>>61701103You just can't.
>>61701114what are you gonna do about it
>>61701138Tell you that the Fed doesn't care about that shit
You see slop I see broken support
>get stopped out of euro short>"wow looks like US dollar dumping is back and has legs. i should long swissie before the weekend... maybe i'll wait.">swiss franc absolutely ripsAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA>>61700261yup, "there is no counterparty risk" is a crock of shit unless you intend to keep it in a drawer until your entire lineage ends. when milei was restricting argentinians from withdrawing more than ~hundred bucks in cash in one day, nobody was taking ANYTHING but cash.
>>61700871You are reusing the same webms, step up your game futuresanon
>Futures on weekend with Trump tweeting
>>61701258>>61701258>>61701258
>>61700304> sell your winner to fund your loserbased.
>>61700653a 2/10 japanese woman is like an 8 in america>>61696787>a woman is my soulmateget a load of this faggot>>61700973The buddha says one should not sleep on a high bed
>>61700895this is my make it theme song
