yoyo edition>Some helpful links to numb the painhttps://findahelpline.com/https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/https://www.whitehouse.gov/refundshttps://jlingz.com/>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesPrevious thread /smg/>>61723971
Would you buy this chart?>>61725325
I panic sold the MU AH bottom for no reason. There was no change in fundamentals
>NEW - Spain approves plan to grant legal status to around 500,000 migrants, passing the plan via Royal Decree, circumventing the need for a vote in parliament.Chat is this bullish or bearish
>>61725337This is just spiteful at this point.
>>61725337That's a lot of consumption. But they are selling for their soul for GDP growth
Reminder: Europe is poor, gay, and a failed continent
>>61725329MU is as good as gold, that shit is going to 600 at least by the end of the year, literally the next nvidia . Lot of computer stonks like intel and Sandisk are total fucking memes but MU is as legit as it gets
>>61725353Yeah I fucked up I was just looking at Seagate and going "wait how is it tanking on earnings" and sold it. I'll buy back in when funds settle tomorrow
>>61725337>importing every jeet possibleEventually every body of water will be full of trash and shit like the Ganges river. Is it time to start buying into large cap water treatment companies?
>>61725337Get used to it yuropoorsWhile Trump is MAGA and we are deporting illegals, yuropoors are letting in dangerous shitskin rapists
I'm sweating a little bit with my SLV puts
>>61725337>passing the plan via Royal Decree, circumventing the need for a vote in parliament.time to go republican
>Bond futures traders are ramping up bets on a dovish policy shift at the Fed as BlackRock s chief investment officer Rick Rieder is gaining momentum to succeed Jerome PowellBIG BANKS AND BIG TECH ARE MAGA
>>61725353How is SNDK a meme? Just a pure NAND memory play at a time where it's skyhigh in demand and low in supply?
Is the Fed and J Pow doing something tomorrow?
>>61725378You are probably fine for 2 more days.
>>61725363The Seagate report was excellent and it’s already green after hours, you can’t let Mr Market (a retard) talk you out of good sense . We are gonna have a lot of excellent tech earnings reports this week and micron will probably rip to 500 by next week
>SOXL about to test the ATHPREPARE FOR BATTLE THIS IS NOT A DRILLREADY THE SLURPING BRIDAGESSET UP YOUR DEFENSE POSITIONSSHITS ABOUT TO GET CRAZY!
>>61725378If there is a break out to the upside I might sell at a loss
>>61725399I missed your posting
>>61725399TXN PUT THE TEAM ON HIS FUCKIN BACK THO
>>61725388Sandisk is literally unprofitable, it’s price is purely a spec play that’s why it rips up and down like a meme coin
>>61725374I'm going to laugh the next time I hear about some eurocuck who had to watch his wife get raped by some brown skinned foreign invader before thanking him for the opportunity. Cheerio boss.
>>61725412Texas is well known for its steers, queers, and their instruments apparently.
Bruh
>>61725448Kinda impressive, ngl.
I hope you exited all U.S based funds and rebalanced to international funds
>>61725455You know it baby
it is absolutely nonsensical how nearly everything is skyrocketing all the time.
>>61725374europe is letting in millions of indians with the new trade deal.>>61725429the orange says he needs a decreasing population and a dumping currency for some reason. A dumping dollar has the same effect as immigration so emigration is canceling out the dumping dollar. There's alot more room for the dollar to fall than this.
>>61725455I dumped a bunch of money into Micron and silver
>>61725465Makes perfect sense if you just assume fiat currencies are losing value.
>>61725465Everyone forgets, there was a 1920's before the 1930's
>>61725465wtf is a sky rocket, actually?Don't most rockets go into the sky?
>>61725448americans have given uphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-OTPB2Vz70
>>61725476holy based
>>61725479went to go type this
it's good trump is shaking things up
>>61725456only a retard would buy any of these companies, you'll pay at least a 10% dollar dump tax per year on any profits>>61725465those things aren't skyrocketing, when the dollar goes down 15% and stocks go up 12%, you are down overall.
Posting every thread till it sinks in. >>61724405I’m gonna keep repeating this until it sinks in.The big banks especially those historically short precious metals, are quietly positioning before the sector blows up. They’re using coordinated premarket selling on the Comex to smash paper prices, which mechanically spills into mining equities. A large portion of miner trading is algorithmic and directly keyed off Comex prices, ETFs, and futures curves. They know this. They also know retail can’t react before regular trading hours, which gives them a massive structural advantage. By the time most people can act, the damage is already done and the price is where they want it.Once the smash is complete, those same players slowly accumulate the equities. Not all at once, that would alert retail and reprice the sector too early. This is controlled accumulation as reserves rotate back toward hard assets.The simple approach: buy at least one share in every company that actually produces. Then watch the premarket slams. When a miner is down 6–8%, ask yourself how that makes any sense when margins are wild at $3,000 gold and $60 silver, and Q1 earnings are likely to be bananas.Portfolio-wise: stay defensive and liquid. Keep roughly 50% in big-cap shares and 50% in cash. The cash is dry powder specifically to pound the Comex attacks. Say part of that cash goes into something like Hycroft on a smash. You wait. Demand pulls it back. Every few days they briefly “uncap” the paper market and you get 15–20% pops. On those moves, you sell the Hycroft position until you’re back to your original cash level. You still own shares, and the cash pile has grown.That’s the play. Shake out weak hands, scoop the miners, don’t tip off retail. They hate to see you do well.It’s all rigged. Always has been.
Sometimes anon just makes it perfectly, brutally simple.
Give me one (1) good reason I shouldn't buy this with bitcion, right now!
>>61725498good thing international stocks aren't hedged to the dollar
>>61725419Seems like it only rips one way. Shit I was late to the party and I'm still up 40% on SNDK in the space of 3 weeks. And since it has a relatively small float, wouldn't it be intrinsically more volatile anyway?
>>61725419SNDK has literally only been ripping up the fuck are you talking about
>>61725499Not reading all that shit. Take your lithium.
>>61725499Go play your rigged game somewhere else busta
>>61725509Because it's probably cheaper at a different shop
>>61725448Is tomorrow going to be the same?
>yo just buy internationalall else being equal i agree but just one problem: incoming capital controls
also at the risk of being absolutely clowned by open tomorrow, buy TMF
>>61725526Any suggestions?
>>61725521Kek based, he thinks he figured out buying minors
>>61725448That picture sounds like "bruh".
gold
what is a good starting amount for a newbie?
I love how the general consensus is "go international", but then you have FUCKING GAMESTOP closing all their international locations LMFAO. Just another reason to short those retards.
>>61725555That's it boys. Top signal is in. Time to dump everything.
>>61725521Hycroft dipped around 10% on premarket dump. Of course it gapped down so nobody could react. I put 78% of my stack in cash into it. It’s finished up 10%. Gold uncapped after market closes. Shoots up. Not overnight premarket in Hycroft will gap up another 5-12%. Retail won’t be able to capitalise of course. I’ll be up maybe 25% on my 78% cash buy in two days. I don’t care what idiots can’t read. Some on here will see what’s happening and see how to make serious gains if played right.
buying a put in this market is suicide. complete fucking bullshit.
financially speaking, having a kid has already paid offDick's Drive In had 19c cheeseburgers, 1 per person, so i was able to get an extra for myself
>>61725545Maybe Hero. I would probably only get 20 os so ASEs then maybe bars or horse rounds
>GAUZpffffffffffFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
>>61725580WE ARE THE GAUZ MARINES WE ARE NEVER SELLING
How did segate go from -5 to plus 9%??
>>61725580>>61725585Jesus christ, is that another pump and dump like HKD or FFIE?
>MUU up 4% after hours
>>61725595Probably a lot of panic selling before earnings call. Earnings was good. Price went up.
>>61725607>MUUGODS
I am out of this market, I don't understand it anymore. Gold and silver doing what they are doing is enough to tell me it's time I fuck off. I'll sleep well, at least.
>>61725580>>61725585>>61725606kek where is that smug guy posting his boondocks meme now huh?
>It's UpBean Area Transparency formally charged https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uNe27QEzTGY
>>61725409We're gonna be eating good.Especially if bitch ass niggers like this anon are in the market. >>61725621
>>61725637but I'm out of the market though?
>>61725555Leveragemaxx and take a loan. Don't read anything and just all-in the first thing you feel good about.
>>61725639Your death will fuel my slurps. The Market must grow at all costs.>>61725640100% Liquid VT shipped directly to your house.
>>61725621Water's fine
>>61725448kek. what if the point of crypto this whole time was to condition post boomers for massive rugs like it is normal.
Western digital and Sandisk fucking ripping after hours. Ty based seagate
SOXL baggies from 2021 are about to break even finally!
>>61725315
>>61725662At some point. It’s going be explained to Trump. That the only way out of the debt trap. It’s to reneg on the debt. And they will tell him the damage it will do to the world holding dollars and dollar debt. And how military it will be fine because nobody can touch the US. And that while painful. The US will recover first and strongest. And he will say rug it. Like he did with Trump coin. Melania coin. He’s utterly pitiless and self interested. And self interested For the United States. It’s beginning to dawn on dollar and dollar debt holders. The more they dump the more it will accelerate his decision. Because maximum benefit comes to the one not left holding the bag. He understands this. Guess which assets we need to be accumulating.
>>61725671Thursday's going to be a fun day.
>dollar panicI don't think Japan's going to do it at least in the short term. They'll punt until their elections go through.
>SOXL +3% aftermarketLet's fucking go, I bought shitload of shares today
>>61725723BAKA It's going to crash tomorrow
Well, it begins...The slogan to the 1.7milluon i need to retire
>>61725732So what is your first move?
>>61725690>breaking EVEN >after 5 years of runaway inflation Have I got some bad news. SOXL is matching inflation it isn't actually going up. A 12 pack of Soda has gone up 100% in that time.>>61725723Anon... Have I got some bad news for you.
>>61725544tmf is a bad idea
>>617257360DTE silver puts of course.
>>61725710My port is entirely pms and compooters, I’m simply making too much money
>>61725747If they are at the money, might be a good one.
>>61725383in spain royal decrees are actually direct mandates from the president that surpass the congress, it has nothing to do with monarchy, just the name
>>61725747LONG TERM
>>61725744>>61725731W-what? Why?!
I made more money from savings account interest last year than from the stock market
>>61725349will destroy it in per capita terms>>61725383then it's gonna be an executive order
>>61725783look at the charts, the stock market is pretty predictable, it's at the plateau stage, it's going to go down and then back up. Could be a month, could be a year.
>>61725792>he actually thinks this
>>61725732and i thought i was broke
>>61725802Everyone starts somewhere.
>>61725786Are you an options gambler or something who’s that even possible . You could park it in the PEEPEEPOOPOO ETF and you’d be up
>>61725783You'll be fine for now just be ready to jump off ESPECIALLY if you feel like it is a good time to sell. SOXL can and has dumped half its value in a day.NEVER buy into Hype on triple leverage you'll get heemed.
>>61725826I was gambling with 3x etfs and not good at the timing
>>61725802i have more but this was my first deposit, buy trades up to $1000 are free so... starting with $1000Interview in 30 minutes, hopefully I can get a job again and really pump up my portfolio over the next few years.the only thing is IOO international 100 has really outperformed the last 5 years, 120% compared to 94% for nasdaq 100. S&P has massively overperformed from expectations, with over 103% over 5 years.EVERYTHING is down over the last week, last day, last month. and over the last 12 months everything except the IOO has done less than 10% growth a year.
>futures
hey SPY bros are you winning?
>>61725836Just buy a Stonk and don’t touch it for 6 months don’t even look at the price, otherwise go to the roulette table you’ll get better returns
>>61725864Kitty crab day?
>>61725860>pasts
>>61725869Meant for >>61725860
yoyo homies
>>61725337What's the point? They aren't wagecucks who pay for natives to have 24/7 siestas.
>>61725398Oh is THAT why all my tech stocks are ripping ass after hours. Good to know.>>61725419Sandisk has a PEG of .27. Meaning their revenues are ballooning almost four times faster than the price of the stock. It's where Micron was a few months ago, and like Micron they are 100% sold out for the year.
>>61725520No, I bought them late last year and at one point I was down 30%. Now I'm up 50%. When the fundamentals are gold, you hang tough.
>DXYHoly fuck lmao this ship just keeps sinking with no end in sight
>>61725868Yeah, I switched to doing that.
>>61725916Can't believe trump wins AGAIN
>>61725916blue collar bros keep winning
>>61725916All in silver.
>>61725950Defined benefit pension plan chads keep winning. 80k invested over 10 years and it's already worth over 700k
>>61725970What kind of pension plan do you have that you can direct investments and its any stocks you want? Most are large cap funds and they wouldnt be at 700k in 10 years.
I am officially a stock owner!Just 1,699,000 to go until financial freedom!
Has Sandisk given any guidance for their upcoming earnings?
>>61725989stop thinking in dollars
>>61725989Best of luck, you picked a good time to buy.
>>61725989congrats. welcome to the beginning of becoming the capitalist class.
>>61726008it's either going to be a good year, or a bad year, followed by a few good years
>>61726014Just be thankful you're in a generational golden ( or silver yes yes) bullmarket
>>61726014We will see
>>61725455>International funds>Look inside>80% usa
My MRAM doing a Lil sum'
>Every major US recession was preceded by a massive Silver Pump and Dump.>last time SOXL pumped we went into a massive market pullback>USD getting crushed and flight into foreign stocksOh that's not good. Oh that's not good at all.
>>61726051He cute
>>61726027Vanguard stocks are based on weight. So until those international stocks weight more then US they will be less then 80%.
>>61725988Government pension. Guaranteed 50 percent of my salary after 25 years or 2 percent for every year employed. Immediately able to start collecting after 10 years of employment.
>>61726055>US recession was preceded by a massive Silver Pump and Dump.It pumped after 08 showed major cracks. Also, did it pump during covid? >usd getting crushed, foreign stocksthe usd is returning to pre covid levels because the fed is increasing money supply by lowering rates and investors dont feel the market is dangerous enough to sit in treasuries now like during covid.
>>61726076yeah but howd it get to 700k. I can see the 80k but im pretty sure gov pensions dont let you pick individual stocks. Howd you get to 700k?
>>61726079Silver pumped in 2006 as well.
>>61726079U149 is so so adorable
>>61726094then dropped as the crisis started and didnt climb until 2011. theres no connection here between rising gold/silver before the crisis.
>>61726079>Silver pumped to $40 per Oz in 1980 during the Carter recession.>Silver Pumped in 1997 before the Dot Com booble burst>Silver Pumped in 2006 when the Housing Market crisis began leading into a second pump during the 2008 banking crisis>Silver had a pump during Covid>Silver is pumping hard as fuck right now
>>61726071Weigh these nuts because I'm moving my euros (formerly dollars) to european funds. About time Xi let's me gamble like a degenerate and profit from children being consumed by steel mills and minorities concentration camps
>>61726104>>61726104>Every major US recession was preceded by a massive Silver Pump and Dump.>massive Silver Pump and Dump>Silver Pump and Dump>Pump and Dump>DumpYou don't say.
canada loving this shiny rock rush
>>61726071>Vanguard stocks are based on weight.that's why american stocks dominate, obesity
>>61726127>>61726119people see crashes all the time. we just had a liberation day drop which would have wiped out debt and margin. if there was an issue it would have shown up then.
>>61726084Basically because I can collect it immediately as I have 10 years. 20 percent of my current pay for the next 35 years is effectively 700k. In theory I could collect for up to 50 because I'm not even 35 year but I don't expect to live past 70 to keep estimates conservative. Now the gay part is taxes but that would knock it down to only about 525k
>>61726124>to european funds.Why? America is about to hyperinflate. Isn't that good for anyone who's not an American?Imagine holding Venezuela stock market as an American.
So the Fed will stand pat tomorrow?
>>61726138>but I don't expect to live past 70 to keep estimates conservative.that's the kind of thinking that leads to dying on the walmart floorYou should have MORE when you die than when you retire if you invest properly
>>61726136I'm not predicting a crash I'm just recognizing a pattern of Silver Pump and Dumos around massive market corrections.If I buy cheapest or the top it doesn't matter to me.
>>617261191980 was hunt brother fuckery
>>61726127Silver back to 40 before AG reports Q4 it was reveleaed to me in a fit of meth induced psychosis
>>61725476Welcome to the after party, we're just about to puke and get arrested for disorderly conduct, you can join this.
>>61726138>I can collect it immediately as I have 10 yearsYou can collect 700k immediately or you can collect 20k now? Is this the us gov? Because you cant collect on pensions until a minimum age, usually 55-62ish.
>>61725509Great, selling low buying high strategy. Then after silver crashes and btc pump you can buy it back with your silver
>>61726150My mom has lupus, my dad is a fat diabetic fuck who would rather cut off his feet than take ozempic or go on a diet and my whole family dies at 50 or 100. 70 is a good median age.
>>61726055Reminder shiller PE is currently 41.03This is the second highest in history, higher than 1929 and 2 points from the peak of the dotcom bubble
>>61726175Not US gov. It's a very unique set of circumstances that require this. Basically I got fucked up bad at work and due to policy they are forced to pay out 20 percent of my salary for the rest of my life if leave plus two years of salary immediately or if I stay employed I collect the standard 25 years immediate annuity
my cutie futies
>>61726181My parents are 70My mother eats garbage and her only exercise is walking for an hour three times a week My father eats garbage, smoked until he was 50, and drinks 10+ standard drinks a dayBoth are going to live into their late 70's at least80+ is an average life expectancy
>>61726188Cheapies?
>>61726188I have no idea what you're talking about or what you're referring to. Could you put all that in plain English?
I think we'll see 7,000 tonight boysI've got my popcorn and my GRRR ready!
>>61726194oh ok that makes more sense.
>>61726203Basically prepare your anus for something. Shit might get real cheap.
I wonder how many NIGGERS just learned their lesson about NATGAS COONTRACK swaps the hard way?
>>61726197We will see. I smoked a pack and a half a day for 7 years so fingers crossed.>>61726210Cheap dollar might mean assets rise but purchasing power crabs.
>buy first stock>goes up! I made $1.24! amazing!>goes back downREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>61726225babbies first bogging, just wait until you buy a 5-10 year top
>>61726180Thats a fair point, I should buy it....
>>61726229I have a boomer co worker who bought 10 grand of cisco when it was 60 bucks a share in 2000. He still has it.
isn't Trump's goal to inflate the US national debt away? how does the dollar weakening with stable interest rates play into that? will Powell cut the rates now?
>>61726241I hate cisco. Unifi even has a better stock than them.
>>61726241Based 1.2% average ROI boomer, treating the market as a shitty savings account
>>61726216You're correct but the market still needs to correct for that to happen. I buy VT so I could give a shit less the ETF will just reallocate and follow the flight of value.SPX hitting 7k is already going to cause a huge wave. Just like every huge milestone does.
>>61726242No his goal is to bring back manufacturing. You need a weak dollar for that if you want to compete with kids in Cambodia. Tariffs can only do so much and factories take time to build.
>>61726257/ES ~7030 is SPX 7000, 12pts away
The market sucks dick.The S&P 500 should go down 50% and small caps should go up 300%
>>61726270Just get VIX puts.
>>61726242US policy since the Vietname War has been to inflate the debt away. Funny enough Biden was the first President to say "Hold on Jack!" After massively contributing to inflation himself of course.I think Trump is pissed at Jerome because he's about to go hard against Trump's stupid wants. Trump wants cuts, Jerome is going to hold the line and the market is gonna go full retard.
>>61726270Honestly there are some days I wake up and hope some third world nuclear country like Pakistan accidentally set off a nuke in their backyard and the market takes a 20 percent haircut.
>>61726229ARRRRGY NOW ITS DOWN IVE LOST $1.24!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>61726280I thought evil Apu already threw JP in gay baby jail, did they retcon the series again?
Slightly premature, but fuck it we ballWE DID IT SMIGGERSITS OVER 7,000This will be a great year for GRRR, IREN, GAMB & MDAI
how can i make the 40k back i lost online gambling on slots this month
YIIIIPPPPPPIEEEEEE
>>61726281Need nuclear jeet holocaust to make money when it’s raining gains. MGMI
>>61726295Market would have gone nuclear if Trump did.
>cutie fatuties
>>61726300Gambling got you into this mess and only GAMB $10 calls will get you out of it
>>61726297I KNOW THE GAME ISN'T OVERBUT CONGRATS TO THE STOCK MARKET HITTING 7000kGET THE FUCK IN HERE SMIGGERS!
>>61726300OTM 0DTE SPY Calls
>yfw right after breaking even SOXL gets giga doomped and spends another 5 years doing nothing
>>617263134.5pts away so far
>>61726297>>61726313It didn’t hit 7000 you turbo faggots. Fuck off.
>>61726338Anon that's the joke. You autistic retard.
>>61726181>>61726197
>>61726225STOP THE COUNT
I think the market will absolutely tank tomorrow, and it will be glorious.There will be silver baggers, ai baggers, ram baggers, bitcoin baggers, a day to remember.
>>61726363
>>61726297>IRENIm liking this one. Got a little bit of it but down at the moment.
>>61726392IREN is heavily rumoured to be announcing an Amazon AWS deal next week at earnings, which have been moved forward to coincide exactly with Amazon's!
>>61726363how often does bobo get to cum?
>>61726313>>61726297>nasdaq and sp500 at all time highs>im still down from my personal aths because of netflix and bitcoinleast I sold out of most of my btc at 100k+. moved it into onds, iren, pl, and slv. Once it gets going ill get to ath agains. >>61726406oh sweet im ready for it.
>>61726438Not often and it is short and disappointing.And even when Bobo does it isn't as much as he claimed it would be.
>>61726363Same at least after FOMC but the dip will just get bought up and then after close earnings will be beats all around the board for the big boys.
>>61726452Bobo never gets to cum
>>61726438What's the most valuable liquid in the world?I'll give you a hint, it sure as shit ain't bear cum.
>>61726468Beer.
>>61726468BVLL CHAD$ R¥$E UP
>>61726468Oil?
>>61726468Anya Taylor Joys carbonated piss?
DING DING DING DING DING how'd we do in after-hours, anons? I just sat here and watched MU and WDC damn near double after Seagate announced their juicy earnings. You?
>>61726357Its going up! My goal is 1,700,000 in stocks
>>61726494Sweet, my calls will print tomorrow
>>61726468it's bull cum isnt you sick fuck
>>61726497we all started small anon. keep at it. also the best way to increase your networth is getting a job pay raise. work on your skills/employability too.
>>61726497HOLY SHIT BRO! SELL SELL SELL!!!
>>61726497Have you calculated the inflation that will take place over the next 20 years?$1,700,000 in 2050 will get you a one bed shared bath in a sketchy part of town that Palantir kill drones don't dare to patrol.
>>61726497Getting the next 0 is easy if time consuming. It's the 2nd 0 that will cause you strife and struggle.
>>61726511Buying is free but selling costs $11... I guess it incentivizes me to buy and hold like Warren Buffett says to do
>>61726438I only need to cum once every 5 years, but god damn it feels good.
>>61726514Oh no im not going to buy a house, ever. My dream retirement is moving around East Asia and Southeast Asia, 1.7 million is going to generate income, and I can take out a small percentage of my portfolio every year whilst still growing it.I will die with more money than I retired with.
>>61726520
>>61726516Good on you. You will make it. Just remember not to freak out, and taxes are proportionate to gains.
You should be stockpiling food and PMs right now. The US is entering a currency crisis that is going to turn into a sovereign debt crisis when countries start dumping their rapidly depreciating US treasury bonds. This has the potential to turn into another Weimar-tier inflationary meltdown if the world's reserve currency suddenly gets dumped all at once. You can't devalue your currency like Trump wants when there are trillions upon trillions of your bonds being held internationally, or else they will all flood back in and hyperinflate your domestic economy. Now is the time to panic.
>>61726524ladyboy bussyflation will eat that quick.
>>61726532>currency crisis>usd is back where it was a few years ago and not even at historic lowsyawn i sleep.
how do you resist the urge to buy every paycheck so as to have slurping money when the opportunity arrives, at this rate im not going to have any money for buying the next dip, and god forbid i have no money when the market crashes and i can't even make generational profits from it.
>>61726528That's right, i love foreplay.
>>61726532Okay let's relax now.
Have this and another $250k in crypto, how do I 3x this to get to $3m so I can do whatever the fuck I want?
>>61726542beats me. ive never figured it out. i dont want cash to wait for a dip because for the most part you miss out on massive rallies waiting for it. but i wish i had money to buy the dip during liberation day.
>>61726551IREN calls
2.5pts away from SPX 7000
>>61726532It's not going to be so bad. The uktra rich going to be uktra richier, the rest will work 12 h to afford rent. If you don't like it, then they can hire a 3rd worlder or a chat bot instead.
>>61726542sell puts every paycheck
>>61726529Or I am fully aware that at some point I'm going to lose like half of my portfolio in a year. The U100 started as a nasdaq 100 fund, but at some point they realized that that was pointless because thetr was already a NASDAQ fund. Advantage was they charge half the management fee.Now they cover the NASDAQ and New York Stock Exchange. V-clean that this will get them one to two percent additional gains and losses compared to the NDQ, he nasdaq 100. I know that this is going to eventually collapse and lose half of its value but then rebuild it over the next two years, and I can do that because I'm looking at the 20 plus year long investment strategy, all that matters is maximizing average growth.
>>61726551>$250k in cryptolow key i see btc crashing to 40k this year. maybe drop the crypto for either cash at least or more stocks. you can keep it as cash and then buy btc at the drop.
>>61726497Nicely done.With compound interest, 0.37% per day for 8 years straight will land you your 1.7 million dollars.There are other strategies that do better or worse but why fix what aint broke? Keep up the good work anon
>>61726551>>61726558IREN & GRRR calls
>>61726549Can you unfunny, braindead normalfags please go back to r*ddit? I hear they like to out their blind faith in the system to always take care of them over there too. You would fit right in!
>>61726601post port
>>61726542Who cares tops and bottoms are fleeting and you'll never perfectly capture one. Just buy and if you like the price buy more.>>61726497Good job. Now conceptualize that 1k isn't really that much in the grand scheme. You'll make it.
>>61726601Can you Xitter alarmist who think every little thing is the biggest thing ever go back.
>>61726549
WTF ARE YOU DOING SPYSTOP TEASING YOUR DICK ON THE CLITAND STICK IT INTO THAT 7,000 USSY
>>61726532ok so just long the stock market then?
>>61726634
>>61726614$1000 is the daily fee free limit of CMC Markets. I have already deposited another thousand dollars in and when it arrives I will buy the same stock again
MU 426
>>61726497btw that gain was purely from the aud/usd exchange rate pulling back slightly, since the nasdaq is currently closed. Banks estimate .71 by late 2026 but i think its going much higher, .77 is not unreasonable. This currency mooning will suppress any gains the nasdaq makes but eventually the exchange rate will come back down for big gains. It also means its good to buy when the exchange rate is high.
Wait, is the next fed chair really going to be a BlackRock board member…?
>>61726667You VILL eat ze bugs
Should have kept my WDC calls...
>>61726636>>61726532Just don't be German and we'll be fine.
>>61726549IM SCARED HOLD ME NOTHING HAPPENER AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THE DOLLAR IS DYING
>>61726652More importantly what's it going to do over the next 25 years?
>>61726686Get in here and buy some comfy VT.No more of these stressful Options and Leveraged ETFs. Just good wholesome Boogleheading and Frenship.
>>61726620>"I want to devalue your currency so that you become an impoverished worker class">He doesn't really mean that! Nothing ever happens! It's just 4D chess!Financially speaking, you are ngmi.
>>61726667it'll make the libtards seethe so it's based!
>>61725337>>61725347What is the fucking point, honestly?>hardmode: no jews, kalergi, kill whitey
>>61726701>devalue your currencythe dxy is no where near a low that would make your scenario even true.
>>61726708If I had an answer to that, I wouldnt be here.
>>61726701So which are you German? French? Some SEA weirdo?
>>61726714Its likely a slav or a demoralized american whose port is like $5k max.
>>61726551spy and wait 10 years
>only moved during US trading hours why aren't stock markets 24/7 by now?
>>61726730pls no
>>61726701>worker classthere's your problem right therethat's not how you win capitalism
Iz we getting a bepis cut?
>>61726710For now.
>>61726720All I know is it is usually some dumb money Euro. If we had flag these threads change up real fast. But then you lose the fun of the more scammy posters.
fullport MU at 399.99. Got 111 shares. Will I make it bros?
>>61726714it's chinkleaf.
>>61726720It makes me happy MIGA dickriders will be broke after this.
>>61726708line has to go up and europeans themselves unironically believe all humans everywhere are completely equal in their ability
What the fuck do i buy now? MU and silver miners? WHAT???
Do not take seriously any bobo or fudder that wont post his portfolio and hand
Dolkar making a comeback! It's recovered all it lost Are the japs buying us bonds or what is happening?
>>61726699im doing ok with options but the nigger dollar wiped out my gains of this month in terms of jewros. on the other hand, i could have been in a position infinitely worse with leverage to the tits in shit like FX options in the wrong trend and feel that -3.5% of last week as a generational loss.
>>61726756
>>61726767He bought?
>>61725499>buy at least one share in every company that actually produces.like Bayhorse? /cmmg/ mining experts love Bayhorse they never stop shilling it.
>>61726691its cyclical based on economic factors, given a long enough time scale it will cycle through most values between .5 and 1. I doubt it will go ever go higher than 1 because Australia is a small country that relies on foreign capital coming into the country and cheap exports of minerals and agriculture to survive, a weak aussie dollar is usually what the reserve bank wants
>>61726756The market forces that are causing the pump will be in effect until Q2 2027 at least
>>61726714>>61726720>>61726752>>61726757I'm literally a gun owning 8th generation white American in a deep red state, with genetically confirmed 90% German heritage. You coping retards are about to get utterly rekt by hyperinflation, and you completely deserve it.
>>6172680210% mystery chromosomes. NGMI
>>61726802Thank you saar
>>61726756Should have doubled your money in MUU
>>61726725I'm tqqq soxl sso mostly
>>61726802Sad larp Carlos.
>>61726815>>61726822>>61726841The remainder is a mix between 7% English and 3% Italian ancestry. I am the person who told everyone to buy precious metals and precious metal accessories last summer before they popped off. I am also the person who correctly timed the liberation day crash six months in advance. I am also the person who had deep OTM puts on SMCI before they crashed. I am unironically the smartest poster in /smg/, and I am now warning you about imminent hyperinflation.
>>61726802>90% germanExplains why you don't know ball. Maybe get a little Anglo in there you kraut and save your kids from you German brain.Also the US Gov would stop hyper inflation by making a new money. The only issue is it would fuck the petro dollar until they just moved to the New Dollar.Hell Hyper Inflation didn't even cause a regime change in Germany. They still voted moderate. The German economy was stable before Hitler even took power. Hitler only took power because some old guy died.
>>61726802just buy bayhorse chinkleaf you might actually get to score before you die
>>61725708If you'd consult picrelated you'll see that from late 1985 on the US dollar index has been below today's level MOST OF THE TIME whilst the United States has been indebted by fractions of today.Can you explain to me why there is impending danger and this time will be different?
>>61726497
>>61726846Bloody bastard benchod
>>61726838why soxl instead of micron and sandisk?
>>61726802>hyperinflationfyi dxy isnt inflation or deflation. something a lot of people talking about dxy dont realize.
>>61726796>billions RELAXING>around>NIGGERS AND JEWS
>>61726956I sleep with loaded 1911 and one eye open watching futures at all times. Never relax
>>61726868I don't know. Stuck with it since Covidien times but tell me more
>>61726996It really do be like dat doe
N&Js
>>61726708>what's 2+2>no you can't say 4
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