eternal youth edition>Some helpful links to numb the painhttps://findahelpline.com/https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/https://www.whitehouse.gov/refundshttps://jlingz.com/>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesPrevious thread /smg/>>61725315 #
sigh I forgot the forward slashes. it’s over
>>61722718That's not how calls work. Only puts get assigned. The sold call only is interesting in exactly one scenario: it will not surpass the strike price.And if it's exceeded your gain is CAPPED, it doesn't start decreasing.Google "call spread".
I've never seen a man so young!
Uh...silver short sisters?!!!!
>>61727153What is his secret? What does his supplement stack look like?
>>61727228My puts are fucked tomorrow unless there's some IV pump to keep it afloat
>futures
Is it actually happening this time? Is the US collapsing this time for realsies?
>>61727258EURUSD this high is unsustainable for EU export focused countries like Germany (which was already doing badly before this).It won't last long.
I rebalanced my 401k last year to be 100% international. I am mogging the S&P
I unironically think there is a case to be made for investing in HUE HUE HUE land
I am the poster who told everyone to buy precious metals and precious metal accessories last summer before they popped off. I am also the poster who correctly timed the liberation day crash six months in advance. Not only that, but I am ALSO the poster who had deep OTM puts on SMCI before they crashed. I am unironically the smartest poster in /smg/, and I am now warning you about imminent hyperinflation. You should be hoarding physical metals and food right now if you want to survive.
>>61727258
>>61727179>The sold call only is interesting in exactly one scenario: it WILL surpass the strike price.Fixed
>>61727301>investing in latin americahigh risk low reward, the great corollary to buy high sell low
>>61727322shut the fuck up already chinkleaf. The USA produces more food than any other country in the world. We were talking about buying gold mines over a year ago as well thoughbtwit
>>61727286As long as the Taco in chief is in office I have given up on plays on the SP/Q. It's too unpredictable.
Microsoft is gonna make me around 20k tomorrow
Avast mateys
>>61727322
>>61727371FRO kings we're gonna make it
>Amazon wagies are being laid off so my bags can pumpThank you for your service
>>61727345Cool strawman, but that doesn't fucking matter under hyperinflation, you coping loser. All commodities will hyperinflate as the dollar collapses from foreign countries dumping their treasury reserves. The commodity inputs to agricultural production (read: FERTILIZER) will hyperinflate, and take the price of food along with them.>>61727381You copers said the same thing about precious metals and precious metal accessories, and now you missed the boat.
>>61727390this
>>61727153lmao based
I always seem to arrive at the right conclusion with incorrect 3rd graders logic. I bought NVDA at 120 pre split in 2022 because I like video games and SNDK because I figured video games are big and need storage. I also bought massive RDDT calls when it was 80 right before it ripped 40 percent on earnings because I saw normies at work on it.All of these I have sold massively early except for PANW which I bought puts on and made a 35x because I thought the name was stupid right before earnings. Using my God given gift of stopping right before making it big with 70 iq logic, I shall pass this knowledge onto you anons. >ORCL is run by a smart guy so it'll do well once they stop bleeding money>Dollar General because Dollarama in leafland is doing amazing with a shit currency and the USD is about to take a shit. >short CAT. We got a bunch of their shit at work and it sucks compared to the Korean stuff. John Deere is better.You are welcome. I am retarded but I am right.
>>61727390They work for amazon, they're probably happy they are getting laid off too.
>>61727390More companies should realize that where the layoffs can really happen with AI memes is middle management. Also most of management honestly but we aren't there yet. Slay the Pajeet CEOification, return to Monke (shareholder ownership)
>>61727480Management teams in my industry are lying about the effectiveness of ai to protect their jobs and their accounting/hr wives jobs. The only people that will be left are the operators. My job is probably coming up soon to be automated.
>>61727480They could replace basically every woman working an adult daycare office/HR job with AI and it'd probably be an improvement. But then the demographic accounting for 90% of consumer spending would have less money, which means Basic Bitch staple stocks like SBUX or LULU would crater
>>61727495In my experience, women who have no job spend more because they got bored. Lulu would rocket short term until the credit chickens came home to roost
>>61727271they WILL be engaging in financial repression. this dollar selloff could be the greatest headfake in history, but for now i think it still has legs. waiting to reenter short euro, will chase dollar selling with long swissie>>61727322neither of us made any money with those puts (feeling cute, might buy ASTS puts...) and hyperinflation is absolutely not imminent. think they're waiting to see how the fat tax returns settle in, BUT if i'm correct in my belief that mossad has several photos of trump with his fingers in little boy butts, they are going to conflagrate the middle east again soon. which could be followed by insane stimulus to attempt not floundering midterms. either way this nigger is gonna print. equities will love it but that'll either be the last leg higher or a dead cat bounce, techshits/high beta feel like alice in wonderland again like back in march. oil... >>61727402fertilizer holy shit dude. i think the sasketchawan mine supplies like 8% of global potassium. it's actually insane. MOS CF. ags aren't ready yet but it's coming. once the vol in shiny rocks (a good portion of which has migrated from bitshart, and maybe bonds funnily enough) filters into commodity complex in general i think we see another paradigm reset similar to oil after 1970s in that $100 basically becomes the new floor>>61727371ZIM
>>61727511Fertilizer sounds like an interesting play. What are your tickers? I got easy access to Canadian funds and can pick some up tomorrow on the TSX
>>61727322>six months in advanceWow so you're right twice a year?Just do that everyday and you'll be on oar with a broken clock.
WHY does she make me do it?
>>61727453Oracle software has been the worst institutional software for literal decades straight
>tranny hooker has become my friendShit
>>61727531Does he let you suck his cock for free?
>>61727535Only if he drives him around in his Miata
Silver top callers?
>>61727531Sounds gay
USAARS...is it over?
jesus fuck i wish you insufferable schizos would go back to your bant containment you talk like fags and your shits all retarded you better not be here in the morning or else
>>61727542160 because it sounds like a neat number
>>61727542>Believe in silver
I feel like a nerd for watching thishttps://youtu.be/KvC3UXZNyhg?siA history nerd that is
>>61727390>>61727455Kek
>>61727542I'm still worried, because I bought calls on SLV near the top when it's not guaranteed we'll stay here.
>>61727520MOS CF and ADM is neat too>>61727564you better have that river cried for me when i wake up libtard
>>61727551$50 eow $100 by end of feb
>>61727599Bought NTR in late septrmber
>>61727597Im just flabbergasted that it keeps ripping and the miners are just standing there like deer in the headlights since mid October. Miners are free money.Look at the silver to oil ratio too! Stunning
>>61727638Soon one coinerino can buy you two barrels of oil kek
Tech -> metal -> energyWhat's next rotation?
>>61727638Hecla might buy another silver co. soon and looks ready to explode soon
Just noticed that starting next week there will be Monday and Wednesday expirations as well as the usual Friday weekly expiration on NVDA. I decided not to play them yet.
>>61727655Coeur backtest completed
>>61727589wtf that LV trunk store looks fucking retarded but also impressive
>>61727369How?
>>61727661Textbook
>>61727662ya lol
>>61727654I am curious as wellIf there is nothing left to pump does it all crash?
>>61727672apparently it's just a cover for scaffolding which is also nutsarchitectural digest has a number of good videos on new york, this one is at least somewhat relevant to this thread: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBsiFbGPR5g
>>61727661I understand these charts but I cant comprehend how mooned stocks like hecla can moon even more extreme from now on?I argue that they will outperform the metal, but when silver dumps they will dump less kek
>>61727683Interesting, heck even ticker tape technology is fascinating kek
>>61727542I called it 3 weeks ago but I wasn't dumb enough to short and retard strength pump
>>61727705>three weeks ago was 80$ silverFeel old yet?
Is it over for PLTR? I bought at $170 and am worried I'll be a permabaggie.
doesn't anyone have those webms of the guinea pig bridges?
>Futes @ 7000BULL SURGEULLSURGE
Anyone actually good with numbers?Looks like dxy is recovering, jp 10 y bond yield and us 10 y bond yields are lowering, andd yen is weakening.Does this mean we're out of danger and gold can cool off a bit?
>>61727542How bout tree-fiddy?
>>61727728Nothing moves in a straight line. Small overnight moves don't mean anything for the longer trend
>>61727684Well he gave a reason why it might rip higher. They might buy another silver mine.But in general it's not worth it to bet on stocks that have appreciated +400% in the last year, unless there is an extremely good reason for that.
>>61727153>smg
When does the US market open? I am excited to see my first ever stock move more than with currency speculation
>>61727662and he talks about silver at the 30 min mark, kek
David Hunter was right. He was right.
>>61727728>dxy literally on George Floyd tier life support >guys is it recovering Jp 10 yr has been mooning for the last year and any time it slows down it just goes higher a month later. Dollar isn't safe just yet
>>61727799>Dollar isn't safe just yetIf I were 50 years younger I'd kick your asst. the us dollar
>>61727786right about what, exactly. you bumbling buffoon
>>61727816I mean on a one year scale it's not exactly super duper safe for growth relative to other currencies. Long term scale the USD will always be king unless the orange retard basically nukes the economy
>>61727764>>61727764>Well he gave a reason why it might rip higher. They might buy another silver mine.He posted several miners against silver and they have similar setups its not the news
>>61727589BASEDchurch bell
>>61727824The dxy chart is very poopy
>Therefore, the most likely scenario is where the stock rebounds and hits the upper side of the flag pattern at $312. A move above that level will point to more gains, potentially to the next psychological level at $400.>On the flip side, a drop below the key support level at $280 will invalidate the bullish IBM stock forecast and point to more downside in the near term.
>>61727827yeah they're all gonna rip for the same reasons silver is... the market mispriced these assets for decades and now it's a generational revalue. They're making more money than any other business and not priced like it, also the meme lines will get traders, and retail pension funds etc still don't own any.
>>61727818His meltup thesis.S&P 9500Nasdaq 30000Gold $5800Silver $150GDX $150GDXJ $210SIL $180SILJ $75
>>61727860>A move above>a drop belowtypical economist speak
>>61727872thats corporate finance speak not economist speak. yes i am from reddit, i will not be going back
>MUUUH HYPERINFLATION WEIMERICA>look inside>2.7%lol
>>61727919The rot is inside the walls, you're just looking at the façade. Anyways probably 50/50 we get a Spanish style civil ear soon that will be good for the markets.
is silver going up today? Should I just cash out now?
Whats the consensus on the Fed decision tomorrow?? Nobody has answered me last 3 threads
>>61727970I dont care desu senpai
>>61727970Nothing. There's not enough inflation v job market, any out of the line comments could fuck up the bond market. We might get some spicy comments regarding independency of fed.That's my guess. The next meeting could be a lot more fun.
annnnnd were green
Is the best hedge against inflation and systemic shocks just having a stable job?I'm thinking about slavemaxxing, I'm wagepilled,I'm grinding for 50 years then dying It really is that easy
Oh look, the market does what it always does in a FOMC week, reach a new ATH. Most FOMC weeks this and last year were like this.
>>61727989i haven't worked a job a day in my life and don't intend on changing that now
>>61727978wow
>>61727989Absolutely nothing in this world excuses waging, sweating and slaving for shekelberg for 40 years straight, sacrificing half of most of your days for him.
>>61727970Powell is crashing this planeWITH NO SURVIVORS
>>61727786He unironically was. I kneel
what happened to /smg/, this used to be a great place to be at
>>61728012What's your guess then? I mean, i do see an universe where pow has a tone of "infationary concern" and that would send gold and silver through the floor, and probably a big part of the stock market.
>>61728026That's exactly what I thought about ur mom's muff the last time I smelled it from 10 yards.
SPOONFEED ME PLEASE
>>61728026People realized all they had to do was to buy silver.
>Futures>https://youtu.be/bwoYFl0kilA?si=gBnuc83RmmQLh_LY
>>61728026Metalniggers killed it Kirkenuinely.
>TSLA announces terrible Q4Stock goes down 3%>Forecast even worseStock goes down 3%>Elon comes on stage full of Keta, announces a cock sucking robot that might be ready in 2035 or 2040 or whateverStock goes up 20%Easiest trade of my life
>>61728056S tier
>>61728026Kek posts like these appear every week for years
>>61728081He's a wide guy.
stocks go up or down after powell speech?
>>61728083For you
>>61727153>Eurocuck OP has transitioned from anti-US memes to anti-brazil memesWe're going to see the DEEPEST AND DARKEST green opening tomorrow.
>>61728056Full self driving in 2027 goys.
>>61728056TSLA shorters don't realize you can't bet against the worst best salesman in the world. He could sell negative cars, it doesn't matter. All of his private corps are so massively overvalued by private equity that he could do a private-public ownership between them and rip his TSLA stock retardedly upward. You can't beat Elon without demolishing private equity, so he's always safe.
>>61728179Cardio
>>61727511I hate that video.
>>61728179>older guy adroitly skips toward the stroller>woman can't even get up Christ
>>61728179why intervene with natural selection?you just know the kid is gonna grow up just like the fattie
>>61728199>Natural selectionThat's a Canadian abortion
>>61728179>He could sell negative carsAlready kind of does. The thing TSLA makes are call option chains.
No comment
Pelosi called the top. She just sold most of her portfolio and bought a small hedge.
Wow this guy doesn't miss
>>61728263>check age>85 years oldWhy does she even care at this point? I don't think her kids need money.
>>61728266Iqchadjeet? Kek
How do I profit from Canada's collapse?>https://x.com/Tablesalt13/status/2016217393517781327
>>61727764Hmmm let’s see. Could the reason of margins on their product jumping from 5 dollars per Troy ounce to 113 dollars per Troy ounce. That’s a 22x. At these prices. Which the market hasn’t begun to price in. That’s an earnings yield of near 60%. While NVIDIA deceivers around ~3%. Don’t talk shit lads. The figures are not hard to do.
>>61727655Like Hycroft yesterday. Cool 20% if you got the swing. I’m gonna keep repeating this until it sinks in.The big banks especially those historically short precious metals, are quietly positioning before the sector blows up. They’re using coordinated premarket selling on the Comex to smash paper prices, which mechanically spills into mining equities. A large portion of miner trading is algorithmic and directly keyed off Comex prices, ETFs, and futures curves. They know this. They also know retail can’t react before regular trading hours, which gives them a massive structural advantage. By the time most people can act, the damage is already done and the price is where they want it.Once the smash is complete, those same players slowly accumulate the equities. Not all at once, that would alert retail and reprice the sector too early. This is controlled accumulation as reserves rotate back toward hard assets.The simple approach: buy at least one share in every company that actually produces. Then watch the premarket slams. When a miner is down 6–8%, ask yourself how that makes any sense when margins are wild at $3,000 gold and $60 silver, and Q1 earnings are likely to be bananas.Portfolio-wise: stay defensive and liquid. Keep roughly 50% in big-cap shares and 50% in cash. The cash is dry powder specifically to pound the Comex attacks. Say part of that cash goes into something like Hycroft on a smash. You wait. Demand pulls it back. Every few days they briefly “uncap” the paper market and you get 15–20% pops. On those moves, you sell the Hycroft position until you’re back to your original cash level. You still own shares, and the cash pile has grown.That’s the play. Shake out weak hands, scoop the miners, don’t tip off retail. They hate to see you do well.It’s all rigged. Always has been.
>>61728301
Another Chinese AI came out Kimi K2.5 and its on par with American AI>https://x.com/BasedTorba/status/2016203491371315395Bearish for AI bubble
>>61728272How can we profit from this,,,,,,,,we need investment ideas stat!!!
>>61728303Fyi. China Gold $5,312China Silver $130.68Whatever shenanigans you see today. Gold will finish COMEX $5290. Silver around $118. You can’t fight the arbitrage. And until they tariff or close exports. That’s where it goes. Baring unforeseen news of course. Both ways. But news is usually bad now bullish for fear and gold.
>>61728314Theres a 30% vat on metals in China so prices in the west are much lower
>>61727511dude i am fucking DYING laughing at that vid. it's just so funny the way his legs break.
>>61728263How is that a hedge retard she went from being long shares to long options.
>>61728331You pay VAT after. These are pre vat. I’ve fucking answered this more than once on here. Don’t make me spank you boy.
>>61728307Did you even read the tweet or are just a tard? The tweet claims they stole the Anthropic model, how is that bullish for China if they´re not capable of creating it themselves lol.
>>61728341>85 year old locks up 60 million dollars of gains>Immediately puts down a 2 million dollar bet on even more gainsDon't try to understand bears. Theyve lost so much money since last April they just want some sort of win.
Powell might rug shiny rocks today
>Gold futures rise above $5,300/ozGlobal financial crisis is coming anons, PREPARE
>>61728355He´s the GOAT if he does.
>Humana, UnitedHealth, CVS Stocks Tumble After Trump Medicare Rates Surprise
>Blaize Holdings stock soars after strategic AI partnership with Nokia
>>61728345>stoleThey trained it on Claude output, because Claude is the smartest model. They probably paid millions in tokens to generate the corpus (texts)>why do thatThere is little new quality text that has been added to the internet since 2023. Claude is all quality text.>what does it lead toIt calls itself Claude.
>>61728301And yet the US retail coin and bullion market is now totally broken. The sucking sound is the exchanges trying to get any silver in Bar form from the refiners but its as thin as a straw. You don't see this problem in other parts of the world though... Just hang on to physical silver, it will only be fixed by more jews shouting and cursing at having to pay up.>>61728212
It's such a thrill seeing your stocks go up. Must be amazing to have a portfolio worth millions of dollars and get $20,000 richer with a 1% move in the market. You stay in bed and the wagies go to work for you.
My schd is up bigly at ~9%Some of my buys are up over 11%Kinda spooky if I'm being honestp
>>61728376Tbqh if you have a 100k portfolio and have mostly high alpha stocks in your portfolio, then you can easily see 1000-2000 moves up a day, which already feels quite ecstatic.
>>61728345All the models are about stealing from each other m8
>GE Vernova stock price jumps 4% ahead of earnings as traders hunt for guidance
>>61728376Once five figure moves had become common place . I sort of got numb to it. Magic internet money trading fried my dopamine receptors
>>61728341Its a hedge bc she is still protecting her future upside in case she was wrong to sell at these levels now. She nearly liquidated her stock holdings
>UNH bombs>LVMH bombsnot a cozy week so far
>implying i give a shit
>>61728373Same in Ireland. Crunch coming
Kuya silver chads wagmi
I harbor irrational hatred against UNH shareholders.
>>61727153He's 100% using a filter to look younger, no way he's actually 36yo
>>61728425I dont see a ai watermarkCrazy how latinos do it
>>61728425He’s doesn’t look young at all. He just has a child’s haircut and is short.
>>61728425Looks like hes 50
>>61728425Looks like he smokes meth out outback and the cops have to keep removing him.
>>61727153my XOM is looking very nice, do you guys think it will pump from here or is this near the top? i have a 23% unrealized gain but the dividends are also nice...
I think I'm going to sell my USD bonds
>>61728425What has this guy to do with stocks?This general is about the discussion of the stock market.
>>61727153I have 5000 shares of gamestop, am I retarded?
>>61728461Its a long term hold in my opinion
>>61728410>UNHYou are either a l*ng-term investor or a swing trader who tries to catch a falling knife. Since Luigi it has been known they are on the downtrend.
>>61728476Yes.
>SOXL 8.88% in premarketSOXL shareholders we won. I apologize for laughing at you. In the end Lum conquers all.
>>61728506What beat that caused the spike
>>61728506Holy Doom Signal the Top is in!
Nobody wants to work anymore, buy Nvidia
NVDA pumps every week on the same China news lmfao.
>>61728506what anime is that? Lupin the Third?
>>61728056>>61728179it should still hit -5% during the dayenough for me to take nice profitsThe only thing I'm afraid of is that he'll announce SpaceX IPO during or after the earnings.
