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EU the new global trade empire edition

>Some helpful links to numb the pain
https://findahelpline.com/
https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/
https://www.whitehouse.gov/refunds
https://jlingz.com/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners: so you feel like in the movies
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform you
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc smg:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

Previous smigger thread
>>61729420
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First for MSFT +15% after earnings
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>>61730460
needs an israeli flag pin
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ticker? i hardly know her
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Congratulations on Europe agreeing to take 100,000 new Indians every single year to compete with their citizens in their tech field!
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so does rolling calls really work or is it taking a loss?
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Yup I’m thinking we’re back
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>>61730471
Microjeet will slowly bleed out for the next 5 years
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>>61730488
>they managed to brick notepad
unironically how
retarded pajeets
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Why or why isn't INTC a good AI pick?
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buy CVX
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>>61730479
I mean, not if you roll for a credit
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Should burgers really throw stones in glass houses when a lot of their CEOs are jeets? We are all suffering equally.
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SEAGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYTE
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I feel bad for PALLcall anon, CRWV is dumping
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>>61730494
so it doesnt work if you for a credit?
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>>61730460
NOOO MIGAPEDES WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO NOW
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>>61730502
the difference is America has a massive backlash and Europe is now starting its journey
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>>61730507
Hi
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>>61730490
Saar, please log into your Microshit account to use Paint
>>61730510
I'm saying you're not taking a loss if you roll for a credit. If you roll for a debit then yeah you are closing the position at a loss.
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what does my net worth have to be before I can start sugar dating?
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>>61730519
500 000
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>>61730519
What country?
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>>61730479
it's a loss for tax purposes if that matters for you, but so long as you are doing ccs rolling up and out is basically free money through theta harvesting even when you're completely btfo.
calling away really doesnt happen unless its a dividend stock.
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>>61730491
Someone answer this>>61730491
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>>61730492
>buy CVX
XOM, EC, PBR, TTE, BP ?
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>>61730531
>is infinite jeets a good investment
yes go all in
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can someone please fucking tell me that buying silver miners and MU at these levels is fucking retarded? i know it's retarded but i've also """known""" a lot of other shit was retarded this year and been completely FUCKING wrong
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>SPX went red
AHHHHH!!!!!
JEROME HELP!
SHOOT HER! SHOOT HER!
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Do you buy gold from Rosland Capital?
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Can buy fractions of stocks or do you have to buy full ones only
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>>61730545
Fucking hell this is a top signal
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>>61730538
>Silver pumps
>Miners give a flaccid twitch
>Silver has a small increase
>Miners go down
>Silver has a small decrease
>Miners have a double digit dump
Have fun
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>>61730527
Burgerland. But I'd also consider South America or Eastern Europe.
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I’m starting to think it’s way too early to get into miners right now. We probably have another month or two till they actually follow silver.

I might just forget the miners and swing trade silver till it’s the time is near
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>>61730519
0, just lie
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>>61730549
Lol yeah I'm warning you all I'm about to buy in so you all might want to sell quickly
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>>61730538
>>61730552
If it gives (you) any consolation, Im getting obliterated by Hecla today.
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>>61730545
yes but the fraction has to be a rational number
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Can americans shut up about the EU?
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>>61730568
Can the EU shut the fuck up about America and let us have Greenland.
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>>61730561
i don't know what that image means in reference to what you posted.
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>Europeans be like
>actually we invented all the things Americans claimed to have invented
>Why didn't you mass produce them then?
>We refused to compromise quality!
>So instead of making a slightly less quality item that you can sell to everyone you made high quality items only a few people can buy?
>Yes!
>What else have you made Europe?
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>>61730545
Depends on the broker
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>>61730533
>>61730533
>XOM,,,overpriced

, EC, maybe

PBR no pbr.a

, TTE, BP no fag commie continent
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>>61730572
This big beautiful piece of ice belongs to us.
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>>61730568
You just got the mother of all trade deals with India and totally owned us Ameritards. Why are you crying?
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>>61730559
>swing trade silver
Noob with many losses trading silver.
Can you tell me how to do it?
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>>61730587
You will literally never do anything with it and you know it.
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Who the heck is selling Hecla?
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>>61730593
You will ruin it.
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>>61730572
What is it with the American obsession with ICE?
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>>61730519
>dating
why would you want some awful cunt to argue with about literally everything while demanding more and more of your money? just get a dog and a fleshlight. women are fucking horrific
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>>61730572
>let us have Greenland
No
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>>61730577
it means respect women
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>>61730588
>Europe thinks they're getting the Good Jeets who actually can program
I don't yet know how this will fuck things up for the EU but I know it will be hilarious when they insist shit shakes are actually good and part of a vibrant culture.
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Which company do I invest in if I believe customized android wives are the future?
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>>61730592
You buy and hold until GSR hits 1:16. Trade is over 1/2 completed.
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Made my profit on SPY puts in the morning. This year I am up 203%. Something has changed since December and the market is much easier to read for 0dte traders.
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>>61730616
the gsr is aleady at 1:6 if you look at marketcap
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>>61730610
Personally I can't wait for their lower/middle class to realize that Sukdeep and Jagmeet will get millions of euros in no strings attached debt forgiveness loans to own gas stations while the average person has to jump through several hoops and deal with terrible interest rates to get a fraction of that.
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>>61730616
Where were you a year ago when my family begged and threatened me to never buy any PM?
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Hi anons, Charles Schwab MU-shill here. I've been trying to help you guys make money since last November, and I will persist as long as I feel it will do any good. Look at the low forward PE and the absurdly low PEG. Look at the EPS forecast. The crazy train has no brakes, and there is still time to get on board. Buy a little. Wait for it to go up, so that you feel safe. Then buy a little more. So long as the PEG remains below .5, it remains a screaming deal.
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>>61730639
>>61730639
I know you have that AHHH I DON'T WANT TO BUY AT THE TOP feeling. That's okay, anon. Don't get greedy and don't get scared. Just hang on tight and wait for the tsunami of cash to keep pushing them upwards. Oh, and remember -- you cannot baghold semiconductor stocks. It WILL go back down to $100 or so after the data center craze is over and wander around aimlessly for the next 10-15 years. I advise a trailing stop loss order of 15-20% for best possible peace of mind.
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RELEASE THE MIRAN CUT
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>>61730630
fairy dust
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>>61730639
Where the fuck is my affordable insect protein powder I was promised 3,000 years ago?
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DEVIL TRIPS

AND THE MARKET

DEVIL DIPS
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>>61730666
u mufugga
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SMELLS OF BRAP
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>>61730492
why? iam already ballsdeep on it
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>>61730666
>>61730668
MWAHAHAHA
GET FUCKED SMIGGERS
ENJOY THE FIRESALE
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>>61730605
Respect is an acknowledgement of capacity. Women have no capacity for anything Good™. Everything they think and do is backwards and wrong. There is no respect to direct at them, except maybe a certain respect for their capacity to be a literal cosmic force of Wrong™.
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>INTC up 11%
lmao
almost shook me out this time
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CUT THE DAMN RATES JEROME
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>>61730666
HERE WE GOOOOOOO
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>>61730666
It's ogge....
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>>61730605
No thank you.

>>61730603
I want kids and I want to have sex with attractive girls.
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>>61730666
What have you done?!
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>>61730711
Need qt Nazi gf
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>>61730639
>>61730657
I entered at 389 and just boughted $300 more today. Currently have 3.60 or so shares. Obviously too late to get rich off it but I'm hoping I can walk away with a few extra grand in the end.

>>61730677
The negativity after earnings was honestly starting to get to me. Glad I didn't panic sell because I plan on holding INTC long-term. /biz/ stuff aside Panther Lake is looking pretty fucking good. I hope Valve considers Intel for the next 'eck.
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Physical Uranium

have you bought your 1000 shares yet?
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buy HL shares here or sell a HL ATM put?
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>>61730711
>I want kids and I want to have sex with attractive girls.
I hope these are two separate desires, anon
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>>61730666
TAKE IT BACK NOW !!!
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>>61730711
>wanting kids
klok (new meme word replacing 'kek')
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Are we opening up those 695 SPY calls now?
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>>61730722
I bought a uranium miner instead. DNN doing pretty well today.
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>>61730711
just get a dog it's not worth it women are awful
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>>61730682
>CUT THE DAMN RATES JEROME
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>>61730720
You'll be fine. Remember that trailing stop loss order though.
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>>61730738
call this, faggot:
>unzips dick
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>>61730739
Based bnn chad
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>>61730743
i love this completely unwarranted fear of hyper inflation while its sitting at a casual 2.7%
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I bought more GLD
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>>61730724
HL better not dip below 26.
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>>61730722
I'm interested in uranium but whenever I look into it I see a ton of people saying nuclear is basically a nonstarter.
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>>61730754
why did it dip more than other miners today? did the company release something retarded?
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>>61730724
Buy a basket of AG, HL, CDE, SLVR, SIL, GDXJ.
Hold until August.
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>my yank friends are talking about fleeing the cities because they are too woke and shit with live off their gains
I will never get why yank chuds just don’t move to Wyoming and take over the town that has the university (Laramie has like 30k population) and the whole state has like 600k population. Just shit out kids and build an aryan utopia. Hell if you get 1k (500 pairs) to move there and each pair shits out 5 kids then in a hundred years you will be the majority of Laramie and at least 1/7 of all the births in Wyoming the hundredth year will be chud births
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>>61730758
https://finance.yahoo.com/news/hecla-hl-drops-5-5-153036206.html
Maybe?
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>>61730758
Ya, yesterday they sold a gold mine but could be good if they scoop up another cheap silver mine
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>>61730755
I work in Burger land in the nuclear industry small modular reactor s are the future. Most data centers will have their own
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>>61730748
>trailing stop loss order
Yeah I currently have one set up at 20% because an anon (probably you) mentioned it. Might lower it to 15 or 10 the higher it gets. Only annoying thing is I have to manually change the number of shares in the order every time I buy more.
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trading in endfield while I trade in real life
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>>61730724
I bought slightly higher yesterday. Holding until it’s at least back to its ath from two days ago.
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>>61730765
Chuds can't breed
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SOXL chads, what's the play? We just hit a new ATH are we in for a correction?
>>61730715
she seems like a fun and free spirited girl

>>61730725
:)

>>61730729
I'd get bored spending it on whores all the time. Having a son seems nice.

>>61730741
I'm not castrated. I can't make myself NOT want to stick my penis in their vagina.
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>>61730755
who? its already started
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>>61730752
>2.7%
Commissar, potato production is up, we are at 276% of our production quotas for this month! huh? what?? WAIT NO COMRADE YOU CANT LOOK IN THAT WAREHOUSE TO CHECK!
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>>61730752
It's just casual 2.7- ACK
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>>61730765
white women refuse to have children
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>>61730765
The people who live in cities aren’t the ones usually having children, let alone wanting to live in White communities. I mean they literally pay a premium to live away from White people.
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WDCX
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>>61730770
>nuclear industry small modular reactor s are the future. Most data centers will have their own

Doubt it
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>>61730784
>3 year period
>anons have been screaming about hyperinflation collapsing america for over 5 years now
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>>61730777
Checked...
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>>61730765
Some Chuds are already doing that. Look up Return to the Land in Arkansas. But to address your central point, finding a chudette to take with you is the hard part.
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I think we will crab until the rate decision is made. When Jpow starts speaking we will resume dumping. Who knows, we might get a vindictive Trump tweet in the middle of it.
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DOOBS AND THE MARKET POOMPS
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>>61730796
I've been screaming about hyperinflation anonymously on /v/ for 15 years now before /biz/ was even a board.
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>>61730801
TRILLIONS OF MARKETCAP HAVE TO BE WIPED OUT
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>>61730814
based schizo i hope you teach your partner's son to continue the tradition
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It's all about SOXL and 4U ain't it

>>61730765
sure but it's illegal to segregate. you can't prevent niggers and other undesirables from moving in. and btw if you want to live in white trad area ain't Utah the place?
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Who thinks Intel is a good AI play or
not?
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>>61730811
He's gonna call him "Too Late" again at some point this afternoon
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>>61730787
And that is what Wyoming and Laramie solves, small as fuck town so chuds should be happy and prices should be low, white as fuck, has a university that you can take over + men can to study engineering or humanities (go into politics/teaching) and the women that want to study can study nursing and teaching (ez public sector jobs)
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>>61730814
And you’ve been wrong the entire time
You probably think tariffs are inflationary
You probably think a devalued dollar is inflationary
You are wrong
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>>61730796
I want you in particular to pay attention to 1921 2Q.
>inflation is going down! GERMAN SPIRIT!
>inflation goes back up in Q3
>"oh it's just a normal retrace" Reichsindex is at 13 so all is good!
>Q4 comes
>people realize that maybe inflation is a little stickier than they thought
>then 1922 Q1, things are only getting worse
(You are here)
>Q2 marks a significant detoriation, if you are not panicking yet, you should be
>Q3 and everyone who was not panicking in Q2 is panicking NOW

I want you to understand something. If you own nothing of value (fiat) and you are caught completely unprepared by Q3, you are fucking done for. Your mother, wife, daughter, ALL will be sucking and fucking to eat food. They will do so with cum seasoning in their mouths.

If you don't have any of those, then take solace in the fact that you too aren't immune to hunger, and a man's mouth can suck just as well.
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>>61730833
women don't want to do that
the only way it could work is if we import filipina sex slaves to be implanted with white embyros
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>>61730796
You’re an idiot. Go outside.
Anyone not living in his basement 24/7 can see it’s far higher.
Food portions have halved and are being sold at the same price.
All the cans are getting smaller and smaller.
Baskets don’t account for this.
Anything which can’t be downsized is hugely inflated like homes, or made shittier and more cheap.
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>>61730836
ur face is inflationary
ehehehe
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>>61730772
>>61730781
What stocks would you recommend? I've been looking into URNM, OKLO, and UUUU but I haven't bought anything yet.
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>>61730828
I think burning my wallet would be faster than incel "investment".

Good nepoplay though.
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>>61730852
Oops meant reply to >>61730770
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>>61730846
>>61730849
i own an export business I expect a discount on your bussies in the post apocalyptic hell scape (it won't happen, not in the US at least)
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>>61730846
weimar germany was not even close to the same position the US is right now. the two scenarios are not comparable. the only thing that is the same are the outcomes (assuming the fantasy for the American future you've concocted in your head). if you disagree, feel free to tell me
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>>61730863
How much money do you make exporting those Miatas anyways?
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>>61730865
You're right, Weimar Germany had America it could borrow from. Who can America borrow from?
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>>61730824
>sure but it's illegal to segregate
>you should never do anything because niggers might move in
You should be able to make it really hard for people to move there if you control the institutions + have your church use the tithe money to buy land and real estate. That is how the rich dems keep their towns and neighbourhoods 99% white
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>>61730865
we've been predicting Weimar-style inflation for the past 10 years, every day we get closer to being right. Seethe more, coping leftist cuck
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SNXX
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Space and storage are the 2026 plays.
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>>61730865
The universe will continue upping the ante until the US chooses its future path
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I need someone to lie to me, saying HL is gonna be alright.
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>>61730849
Retards think past inflation is current inflation,,,its not, current inflation is 2%
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mag 7 earnings are going to be enormous. 7100+ S&P by end of week.
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>>61730882
Why space instead of energy? What does space offer besides an expensive cell network in LEO?
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>>61730872
you'd be suprised at the european demand for gay fag status signalling

>>61730887
no anon hyperinflation is coming and that will somehow magically make all stocks go to 0. Stocks aren't an asset everyone knows this
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Gold to 5190 by 5. have fun.
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>CVNA
Lmao the dominoes finally begin to fall on that scam company
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>>61730874
thats my exact point. weimar germany wasnt the fulcrum of the whole globe. america is. literally too big to fail, i dont know how you retards havent gotten this after over a century of proof. if america goes, it wont be in a weimar event, itll be a slow bleed like rome. read a book
>>61730878
if weimarification didnt happen in the 80s it's not happening now
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>>61730892
It's the final frontier.
"why build ships, everything we want is on land"
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>>61730891
his youthful charisma has propelled him to super stardom
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>>61730886
It should be alright fundamentally.
But I think this final leg of the bull run is all momentum and meme lines.
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>>61730892
>What does space offer besides an expensive cell network in LEO
I don't know, this is just how the hype cycles work. If SpaceX IPOs the entire sector will violently surge upwards, I don't make the rules friend.
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>>61730886
They fucked up selling thier gold operation. I got out on the news after the halt. Still sitting in AG.
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>>61730892
space is the hot new kid on the block forget about AI buy space. It's called hype cycles anon, warren buffet speaks of this
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>>61730921
>>61730915
So really I should just dump into spmo?
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>>61730901
>literally too big to fail,
American, aren't you?
You really don't get it, do you?
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Is coinbase computer going out of business?
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>>61730921
I've got satl and rklb any other space stocks you want to shill me
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lol
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>>61730891
He looks like he could be an Oompa Loompa boss.

Who's ready for a four and a quarter point rate cut boss?
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>>61730921
I'm waiting until SpaceX goes public. #1, Elon is a master of getting all his ducks in a row, and #2 when Starlink goes public I get some of that too.
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>>61730931
>chart starts in 2017
you stupid fucking midnight gorilla
yeah I'm american. I own your bitch ass country and the rest of the globe
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>>61730938
Take it all out for the big bounce off the bottom.
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>>61730946
rope tripfag
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49 minutes til nothing happens!
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>>61730949
>chart starts in 2017
Exactly. You still think you are too big to fail?
Are you too proud to suck some dicks to eat too? Good for you, you'll die with dignity.
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>>61730938
Coinbase starting to sell precious metals was the white flag for crypto. Face ripping gains are gone and now people want hard assets.
Commodities are going to skyrocket. Lumber futures are going to rip straight up to 2021 levels
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why didnt i all in leveraged silver at the start of the year? i would be up about 150%.
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>>61730962
thanks for alerting the thread you cant read and have a double digit IQ
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>>61730960
What? What isn't going to happen?

/looks paranoid
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>>61730966
So, what's your % YTD?
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>>61730955
Like I give a shit what some anonymous pussy like yourself thinks. Go fuck yourself.
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What are some good space stocks??
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Listen here yuros
America runs the world, financially and otherwise
You don't have to like it, but accept it
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>>61730981
I thought about going into IRDM the other day.
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>>61730960
so true
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I'll just leave this here in advance of SNDK's mind-altering earnings report tomorrow.

/whistles innocently
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>>61730977
i'm sleeping :^)
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>>61730981
Wait for SpaceX to go public. You get Starlink for free when it goes public too.
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>>61730981
IREN, ASST, ONDS

>>61730989
Chart looks decent actually!
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>>61730996
>retard who lost 10% of his money YTD telling me, who made 127%+ that I'm double digit IQ
Yeah alright.
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i just absolutely FARTED out of my own ass waiting for the CRASH
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If anyone's curious about why Humana has become so retarded: the answer is Indians
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>>61731012
uh based?
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>>61730940
no
jewbots crawl 4chan to dump anon's stocks if they shill them to hard
there's one that's like starlink but for cellphones and then there's space cameras
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>>61731013
More like subhumana lmao.
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>>61730984
What if we don't? Are you going to do something, big guy?
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>>61731007
>posting rate of return without posting portfolio value
yes, i know you're poor, you didnt have to tell me
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>>61730996
Not the anon you're talking to, but I'm up 47% for the year and the year ain't even a moth old yet. You are sleeping through the biggest money-making opportunity of a generation. Get some MU. Do it NOW.
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>>61730995
I posted that ticker already above
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>>61731022
I have $10k but that doesn't mean shit if it took me 3.5 months of labor and 3 months of stock trading. I bet that 230k is your entire fucking life's savings you absolute fucking idiot.
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>>61731012
i hope you didn't ruin the leather in your miata when you sprayed your bf's cum all over the seats doing that
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>>61731018
I'm afraid that I must steal this for internal use
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>>61731035
It's yours fren.
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>fidelity claims tax forms are available
>tells me to check back in a month for my taxable account
>tells me my roth is expected to be available in May
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>>61731034
I don't own a car as I'm not wildly homosexual
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Anyone else have palantir?
What are you thinking rn. Personally once the ice bullshit blows over it will be back to its climb
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>>61731031
it does mean shit, actually. once you get something worth losing you realize yoloing your wagebucks on black is not sustainable nor is it in impressive. just shut the fuck up. i can walk away from this conversation satisfied in knowing that eventually, (You) WILL lose it all. (You) are not the genius you think you are
>>61731023
im working on it, but while i agree with the fundamentals someone posted above, buying right now after a 5% move and after spx just hit 7000 seems retarded. there has to be SOME sort of pullback...right?
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>>61731050
Na this shit is going wayyyyyy higher yea
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>>61731046
>employer tells me tax forms available
>password locked
>email with tax forms says passwords will be released in March
>see that hr encrypted them for some absolutely retarded reason
I fucking hate HR
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>>61731047
Look just because I own a few different vehicles, that does not make me a homosexual because none of the vehicles are Miatas or Vespa scooters.
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>>61731046
You don't report your form 5498 from your Roth to the IRS as part of your tax returns retarded zoomer. First time doing taxes?
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Colleague bought 5 shares in a ship for $50k.

Now that's an inflation hedge. I wish it was me.
But I wouldn't trust anyone to do it. The main owner is a personal friend of his.
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*taps mic*
>ahem
>WOAH BLACK BETTY
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>>61731053
Yes, that's why you buy a little and watch it. When it goes up and you feel safe, buy more. Fiddle fuck around waiting for the perfect point of entry and you'll wait forever. I bought Sandisk last November and was down 30% at one point. Now I'm up 61%. Gird yer fucking loins if you wanna invest in semiconductor/memory stocks in a boom year. It's like watching a seismograph during a Godzilla attack.

>>61731062
Oh look, it's Mister Wonderful.

>>61731062
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>>61731068
No but if they say something's available then I should be able to view it
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1 hour...
So far going as expected...
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>>61731062
>not owning a Vespa
what vehicle do you take when you head down to your local bakery for a croissant and flat white then?
Queer cunt
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>>61731071
based, one of my favorite /smg/ memes
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>>61730488
Explain how, im interested.
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>>61731078
>flat white
it's called a Hot Carl in the US of A m8
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>>61731046
Probably holding them in case there are corrections.
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When the last time you guys got laid? Going on 5 weeks right now.
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>>61731073
im not afraid of the semiconductor cyclicality but i am concerned about macro headwinds affecting a stock that is otherwise a golden child
im at least waiting for the FOMC fallout before buying anything
>>61731098
twice yesterday
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>>61731098
Saturday afternoon, I think I have a gf now. I've been rawdogging her, which I haven't done in a while, and it feels good.
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>>61731078
I don't do gay shit like that because I am an American. I'll tell you what I do, I take my truck with its big ass v8 engine to Burger King and get the croissan'wich boss.
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>>61731053
>deposits 100k
>presumably 133k already there
>withdraws 80k~ next year and eats a massive loss
See, that's the thing. If you get wiped out, you might as well fucking rope.

You are too actually retarded to get anything done with a small amount of money. I get 20% consistently. You get what? 0.5%? You're better off putting that into a fucking T-bond you retard. At least then your loss would be 4-6%.

Suppose we both get wiped out. Suppose we both wage until we get $10k.

Who do you think will be at $230k faster? Me with 20% returns a month, or you with your 0.5%?

Intelligence is resourcefulness. You waged for 2+ years on minimum wage. If you get wiped out, you'll have to slave away flipping burgers again, except you'll never outrun inflation.
> buying right now after a 5% move and after spx just hit 7000 seems retarded
Fucking lmao you actual retard. Your money is about to be worthless and you are not betting on fullblown inflation scenario?
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>>61731088
everything is copilot now, they've completely fucked windows and o365. excel is terrible
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>>61731096
I went to the US once and got a speeding ticket. Never paid it.
You don't want to mess with me is what I'm saying.
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>>61731098
do happy endings in thai massage places count?
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>>61731098
I got laid off 2 months ago, that's closest I've been
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>>61731098
do dates from seekingdotcom count?
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>>61731046
>get a dozen tax related emails
>don't file taxes
simple as
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>>61731098
laid?
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>>61730488
You mean MacroHard?
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AAAAAA WHAT IS HECLA DOING!!! Fucking MINER ANON BAITED ME
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>>61731103
>I take my truck with its big ass
Oh so you're a truck-sexual. That's even worse than a homosexual.
Fact is, I love women although I am mildly horrified by their vaginas. I think it has to do with finding my mom's pads when I was a kid and seeing the blood and smelling the discharge.
Matter of fact, I might find a truck sexier than that, so fair play to you
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>>61731108
again, youre just proving how stupid you are since you couldnt even read that chart. i went from 100k from my salary to 300k in a year, then lost every cent, and now i have 230k again. the fact you think you will always have 20% returns a month based on 3 months of trading is just proving my point. ill probably keep responding to you since it's fun, but just be aware that the rest of the posters in this thread know you are retarded and doomed to lose everything, like i did
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>>61731098
every 2-3 nights. invested in subscription service awhile ago.
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>>61731135
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>>61731119
lel
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Amazon is laying off only 16,000 due to AI......well in that case, why don't they just get rid of over 1,000,000 wagies and indians they still have then? Put their money where their mouths are and replace all of them with AI automated robots if they are so confident then.
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>>61731140
>i went from 100k from my salary to 300k in a year
Pat yourself on the back. 2021 was really kind to you, unlike 2022.
>the fact you think you will always have 20% returns a month based on 3 months of trading
3 months of trading? No. I have consistent 20% returns a month based on years on trading. I made 127% THIS MONTH. I know this is not sustainable, which is why I'm not saying that I will make this much every month.

Put that into perspective. THIS MONTH was like your best year.
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>>61731098
10 or 15 years ago. I just kind of got over it.
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When does the market go green
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>>61731098
not since i got back from thailand 8 months ago if ladyboys count
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>>61731062
He has to be so poor to think having a car is homo, prob some jeet that rides an e bike
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>>61731140
In fact, why the fuck am I arguing? Let me just show you. Lmao.

This is what you Americans don't fucking understand. You do not possess some inherent excellence. You were just riding on unsustainable borrowing cycle, and now it's about to rape your asshole without lube.
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>>61731153
youve made 20% per month for years and you have 10k? is that what youre trying to tell me my man?
>Put that into perspective. THIS MONTH was like your best year.
and during that best year i 20xd your entire net worth lmfao. then i lost it all, didnt trade for years, and now have 20x your entire net worth again! whoops!
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>>61731098
Never had a dry spell because with a Miata you can fuck anywhere.
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>>61731098
When I was 15, I accidentally touched a girl's boobs through her clothes. Does that count?
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>>61731177
yeah but he asked about fucking women
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>>61731138
way to take my words out of context, you could probably get a job working for the fake news at CNN boss.
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>PINS
so right when I decide to buy something because muh AI
muh AI isn't cool anymore
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HE'S TRANNYING OUT
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guys guys come on let's all try and get along, here's some cute fuzzy baby animals to help you decompress
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>>61731191
shut up this is a serious issue
I need to break even on PINS so I can get out
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>>61728876
>>61728885
>Will be below 111 by closing.
I TOLD YOU I HAD POWERS!!!
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>>61731175
>youve made 20% per month for years and you have 10k?
I am not American. I'm an impoverished slav. 6 months ago I was in debt.

If you were in debt, would you be able to get to $10k in 6 months?
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>>61731194
very cute
cuteposting makes the market go up
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>HYMC
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there are threads up right now shilling silver like it's a shitcoin. i never thought i would see the day.
>>61731115
>I/we are short...
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>>61730981
LUNR is going to go parabolic in a few weeks once they secure the LTV contract from Nasa
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buy PINS to get a waifu like this
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>>61731200
110.88
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>>61731210
goddamn i NEED hot baby making sweaty sex with an athlete gf FUCK how do I do it bros??
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>>61731142
...what?
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>>61731203
i dont give a fuck about your conditions, my point stands, something (You) might one day be in the position to experience. yoloing a poverty folio consistently to make explosive gains when youre not even at 6 figures is a consistent accomplishment in this general and has been for years. also consistent is those same retards thinking they are impressive and geniuses. they all either lose everything and quit, or graduate to my mindset, in which they realize yoloing real money is unsustainable. turning 100k to 300k in a year is more impressive than turning nothing into 10k in 6 months. goodbye
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>>61730613
This. I'm willing to sell literally everything, take out massive loans and mortgage my house for an answer to this question.

This is the real 100000x of the 21st century.
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>>61730666
lmao
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>>61731207
It does. Well alrighty then.
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>>61731229
>turning 100k to 300k in a year is more impressive than turning nothing into 10k in 6 months
I'm sure it is. Are you done with your celebratory masturbation yet? You are going to zero. I hope you can do zero to hero like me, mutt, unless you actually like slurping cum.
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>>61730633
>family begged you not to buy PMs
Is your family retarded leftoids by chance?
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>>61731177
"BEARS could be here" he thought, "I've never been in /smg/ before. There could be BEARS anywhere." The low interest rates felt good for his portfolio. "I HATE BEARS" he thought. Bizonacci videos reverberated his entire car, making it pulsate even as the penny stocks pumped his portfolio and washed away his (merited) fear of bears on sour hour. "With a car, you can buy any stock you want" he said to himself, out loud.
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I've been thinking about a twitter post for the past few days.

It said at the start of Weimar hyperinflation, people were elated. Everyone was getting rich.
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>>61730613
It probably doesnt exist yet, im still waiting for tyrell co to ipo replicants>androids
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>>61731247
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>>61731210
If she had some G cup tits jiggling in slow mo, that would be 10/10 clip
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>>61731247
Well not EVERYONE is getting rich. Some people are just clinically retarded.
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>>61731247
Don't worry, he probably made it up like all the shitter posters do.
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>>61731242
No but they have sabotaged me all my life. Any success is because of them, any failure is all my fault.
You can see how that makes me panic and act foolish here >>61731200
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Clown World
Clown Economy
This whole market is a fucking joke
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AAAAAAAAAAA OOOOOOOOO AAAAAAAA OOOOOO AHHHHHHA OOOOOOOAAAAA
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>>61731233
*rolls over on him*
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>>61731277
how old are you?
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>>61731247
The stock market soaring in nominal terms but being unable to keep up with gold or inflation sounds scary.
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POWELL NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
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>>61731277
>Any success is because of them, any failure is all my fault.
When will you learn that you owe your family fucking nothing and it's your own life?
Stop listening to mommy and daddy if you are over 18.
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>>61731281
Sanest USD investor.
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>>61731240
i only brought out this entire line of discussion when you tried to lean on your own "credentials" to validate your retarded thesis for hyperinflation. since we've now revealed those credentials to be completely bunk, sure, we can get back to discussing your completely retarded and surface level weimar comparison
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>>61731277
get over it bitch, don't listen to ANYONE
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REPEAT AFTER ME MADARCHODS
NOTHING
EVER
HAPPENS
LMAO
i figured it wouldnt budge after cucknada didnt lower theirs either
now im wondering if i should keep my puts i bought this morning
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Ahem, refer to the chart smiggers

>>61730666

Its going to
Its gonna
It'll
DOOOOOOOOMP
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>>61731287
>tfw stuck somewhere between middle class and investor
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>>61731171
shut the fuck up icarus
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KEK Waller and Miran the faggots
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trump is furiously typing up a truth social post right now with all new insults toward JPow
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>>61731287
i'm the investor and the worker at the same time :(
>>61731260
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>Market Dumps
>Instantly recovers
comfy
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What effect does anon think Meta/LAM/Microslop earnings will have on the semiconductor industry rally? I honestly wasn't expecting Seagate or ASML to juice my MU like they did, but hory sheet they dun doodit.
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>Powell desperately trying to opt for the recession scenario while the orange nigger is clamoring for hyperinflation scenario
Who wins?
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>>61731287
call me when the wagies start getting raises more than once a year
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>>61731309
hello again feetsniffer
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>>61731285
Too old and I've lost too much now.
I'm just trying to pass the days so I don't rope myself.
>>61731296
>>61731303
Thank you.

I'm gonna tell /smg/ everytime I buy or sell silver so you know what not to do.
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>>61731344
>Too old
22, huh?
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>>61731338
If Trumps track record is anything to go by Powell will win and Trump will furiously type out a fucking novel on twitter on how great of a deal it is for the US.
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>>61731339
>once a year
for me it's once every five years after brutal union negotiations that might involve some retro pay for those five years
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>>61731319
>>61731319
>>61731319
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>>61731338
Both
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>>61731338
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This market is primed to go down so hard like its unreal its all a bunch of space, chips, metals stocks and the Dack just went up like 4% in a week. I am just saying that being a bear would be very profitable IFIFIFIFI things actually crashed.
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>>61731356
Still a lil life left in this one
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Trump pump
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>>61731338
Isn't Powell due to retiring? Trump will get his way in the end.
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CUM !!
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>>61731338
israel
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>>61730981
>>61731001

Absolutely DO NOT wait for the SpaceX IPO. We've got 5 months leading up to it now when everything space will moon in anticipation, before the inevitable sell the news. My two favourite tickers are:

ASTS
RKLB
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>>61731339
I got 2 raises in 3 months as retail management even through the company is in the red so uh . . .
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>>61731488
Oh goddamn it, not the hitler numbers
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Bull bros..... Commodities chads....Oil Barons....uranium kings.... How we feelin
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>>61730616
that pic tard said he would close his doors if silver it $50.
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>>61731069
>bought 5 shares in a ship
how many shares does a ship have?



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