Oil edition>Some helpful links to numb the painhttps://findahelpline.com/https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/https://www.whitehouse.gov/refundshttps://jlingz.com/>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesPreviously on /smg/ >>61735003
CVX
>>61737549Oil!
Oil bros...
>>61737549hello got any good mining companies to buy 2027 options on ?
You can't just post hands without timestamp, you retard
>>61737549Oil is worthless. It will always hover around $60 a barrel, because that's what it cost to make it.All the oil drillers in America in the Permian Basin (Texas) shut down earlier this year because it just wasn't profitable to drill for it. There was even I company I pulled out of called Atlas Energy (AESI), who was setting up very efficient sand infrastructure for fracking in the Permian Basin. Their stock plummetted, because Americans stopped drilling, because you have a world full of Arabs, Soviets, and Hispanics, who all just keep drilling for it.Oil is going to zero. Priced in gold, oil has become worthless. I couldn't be bothered calculating, but I remember I calculated 2 years ago, that in 1924, you could buy 2 tons of coal for 1 oz of gold, and in 2024, you could by 52 tons of coal for 1 oz of gold.All commodities, except for gold, go to zero. Petrol is the only thing in my life that has gotten cheaper. Oil is going to zero. You will never make money from it. I'm an autist for oil and I've read dozens of niche books on oil. You will never make money. It will always get cheaper. We have tens of thousands of years of oil left.
>>61737549Should I sloorp 10k on meta, msft or amzn?
My dick is microsoft
I'm anon who is new to options and bought XOM calls couple weeks ago. I'm fucking beating myself for not going in heavy after the post-maduro dip. I'm up 130% but on measly 20 contracts. Fuck that shit.
Why is Novo a piece of shit? Did Lilly eat their lunch or something? Fatties.
With the economic collapse of Indonesia, should i passport bro an indonesian wife?
>>61737582 The Permian "Shutdown" vs. Reality I get why it feels like the lights are off in West Texas, especially with Atlas Energy (AESI) taking a ~50% haircut this year. But the data tells a slightly different story. Despite the price hovering around $60-$65, the Permian is actually pumping out near-record volumes (~6.6 million barrels per day). Historically, this ratio averages around 15:1 to 20:1. Right now, it’s closer to 35:1. By your logic, this means oil is getting cheaper relative to gold. But macro-investors often see that gap and conclude oil is undervalued, not headed to zero. As long as we need plastic, jet fuel, and heavy shipping, that floor exists. Do We Have 10,000 Years of Oil? This is where I have to play the "candid peer" role: Not quite. Proven Reserves: At current consumption, we have about 50 years of known, economically viable oil. Total Resources: Even if we include every drop of shale, tar sands, and deep-sea oil we think is there, we’re looking at 200–300 years max—not tens of thousands. Gold is the king of wealth preservation, no doubt. But oil is the "blood" of the global machine. It’s hard to be "worthless" when 90% of everything in your room was delivered by a truck running on it.
>>61737589AMZN for sure.
Why ANYONE would actually buy silver miners when it's clear they don't have anywhere near the same returns as actual silver is beyond me
locksneed upp
>>61737651Miners don't multiply?
>>61737620No need to post a Grok answer.Proven Reserves means nothing, it just place where they're gone to great lengths and spent lots of money to prove a reserve. It doesn't even remotely capture the amount of oil in the Earth's crust.Everything is going down in gold. By that logic, everything is undervalued.I don't use plastic because I want to have healthy kids. Heavy shipping can be done with nuclear.I drink a lot of milk everyday, that doesn't mean I'm going to invest in milk, because farms will keep increasing the production of milk, making it a bad investment. Oil is incredibly useful and energy dense, but I wouldn't invest in it again. It always goes down in price.I decided to calculate. Oil was $1.88 in 1926, meaning that 1 oz of gold can buy 11 barrels.Oil is now about $64, meaning that 1 oz of gold in 2026 can buy 86.5 barrels.Oil has lost over 87% of its value, similar to every other commodity.All commodities go down in price because humans always figure out ways to produce larger amounts more efficiently. If you invest in oil long term, you are guaranteed to lose money.If you want to invest in something because trucks use it, you should invest in platinum and actually make money.
>>61737567it's over
>>61737549How does one pick a good stock?I need to know. You watch P/E, P/book, P/S and compare with the industry average?
>>61737693No. Low P/E in commodities usually means that professional investors think that the company will have lower earnings in the future, and this pretty much always comes true. Just watch a high P/E silver mining company like Hecla. In the next 2 months, it will be much higher, while low P/E oil companies will be lower.
>>61737684>No need to post a Grok answer.This is where the logic gets interesting. You argued that all commodities go down because of efficiency, but then suggested platinum as the winner. There’s a bit of a contradiction there: The Efficiency Rule: If humans figure out how to produce oil more efficiently, we do the same for platinum. In fact, if we move toward the nuclear/heavy shipping future you mentioned, or if hydrogen fuel cells (which use platinum) become mass-market, we will find ways to mine platinum from lower-grade ores or even recycle it more effectively. The "Usage" Fallacy: Investing in something just because "trucks use it" is exactly why people bought oil. Platinum’s value is heavily tied to catalytic converters and industrial use. If technology moves away from those (or finds a cheaper substitute like palladium), platinum faces the same "downward" pressure as oil.You’re right that the price of the commodity is a losing game long-term. However, oil stocks aren't just the price of oil. Cash Flow: Oil companies are essentially "toll booths" for energy. Even if the price of a barrel stays flat or drops relative to gold, these companies pay out massive dividends. The Math: If a company loses 2% in "gold value" a year but pays you a 7% dividend in cash, you’re still technically gaining ground, provided you reinvest.
>>61737684> Everything is going down in gold. By that logic, everything is undervalued.We all need to start looking at gold as a basis of account to find undervalued sectors that are cyclically due to take off. Oil is most definitely one eventually. All the funny money trillions locked up in liquidity sponged like the bond markets are gushing back into the world. Which intrinsically transfers the notional value back to gold. As people attempt to save their capital. And flee to non debasing relative hard assets. You can make a lot of money here obviously being early. Money (value) magic. It’s not IN gold or IN paper. It’s where we collectively believe it lies. It’s all in our heads but it’s real. Very real. And we move the markets thusly.
>>61737681The markets is pricing off 30 dollar an ounce still. It takes time to filter through in quarterlys.
>tfw when no more cash to slurp miners
>No need to post a Grok answer.BTFO (You) has never been easier
What financial indicators do I use for my screenerProve to me literally any of them matter
>>61737751What screener do you use?
>>61737756>volume above 1 million>analyst buy ratingId like to throw an actual sign of health in there
>>61737651personally I just put a couple thousands in a gold and silver mines etf to leave it there and forget it existsI still play with silver, but I don't really have the time atm to do it effectively
>>61737549is the gamb anon still shilling here?
I'm about to acquire a 90k home equity line of credit. I'm going to dump it into silver.
>>61737702Platinum's value is as an alternative to gold, but better. It was originally valuable due to its use in jewellery, and it makes for better money than gold, because it doesn't scratch like gold.When gold scratches, it loses bits of gold. When platinum scratches, it parts but stays on the coin.It's also much harder to scratch, and corrosive resistant.The dividend on oil companies is tiny. It can take a year to get a 6% dividend, whereas my precious metals often go up 8% in a single day.I'll tell you this. When I was all in on fossil fuels, it was the only time in my life when I lost money. When I'm all in on precious metals, I make over half my annual salary in a month.Also, platinum is extremely rare, unlike hydrocarbons, which are everywhere in the universe. That's why you can't easily just produce more, unlike oil.>>61737705Oil has never taken off. If it does, it will quickly be met by more production, making it a bad long term investment.
Oil hit 65 dolla
I think I will take a put on SNDK and WDC before their earnings tonight. There is no way it can support a 1600% rise in a year.
>>61737598how long expiration date to you buy usually?I just started
UUUUsisters....
Buying the dip in Adobe might not have been the best choice...
>>61737800I recomend going as far out and close to the money as you can on an option. It will cost more to enter, but you will get a gain if it goes up even a little bit, and you have more time to reverse trend if you miss a bottom or there is a dip in the underlying price.
>>61737563>>61737549>>61737567GentlemenWe struck oil
>>61737589What do you mean slurp Meta? Meta is up 10% since yesterday.
>>61737589googl. they seem to be the only company that can actually jeet wrangle in a way that isn't suicide.
You better slurp up your minors now before the generational pump.
>>61737791
LOOK AT THE FUCKING SIZZLE INDEX
>>61737828...this should get interesting
>>61737791They will probably keep it suppressed there to refill the SPR. I think the limit was $65 or $70
>>61737802im taking profits today so its gonna rip
>miners DROP as silver crabs for less than 24 hours after hitting ATHit's not even the fact that I'm not making money at this point, it's the sheer irrationality that is making me fucking livid
>>61737549>longTDDSNAPSMCI ADBE DUOL INVH GME(always) >shortABBVNVO - spent all their ozempic money buying biotech companies and they are in the shitbin like any biotech hold foreverMODLot of good stuff on the horizon as well.
>>61737879I don't ask for much, but if my Leader would take all the niggers and send them to die in Iran, I would be so happy boss.
>>61737900Slurp cheapies now before the massive pump. This is as free money as you're ever gonna get.
>>61737907Which ones are the cheapest?
>>61737900SIL and SILJ are green right now
>>61737915Volatility was always strong in mining
>>61737910HL keeps dumping because they projected bad earnings. AGX is due for a massive rise after this pullback as well.
>>61737910COPX is still under valued (but its up %10 premarket)
>>61737878ZAM, LIKE A SIZZLING FAJITA
>5600 gold So this is it eh? Market is just gonna fucking implode because of boomer metals?
>>61737974Yes and no. The implosion is going to be blamed on wide scale fraud uncovered by investigation into DTC. The system crash is used for some kind of restructuring. The piling into metals is the definition of harvest time where an undeniably safe store of wealth is used to carry through the turmoil. Hypothetically, this shouldn't kick off until 2027-2028 for election season.
I'm going to guess the chink have cleared out every scrape of gold the russians had at this point
>>61737900>it's the one anon who managed to lose money on miners this year bitching againHey can you please capitulate and sell so we can get this pump started thanks.
Silver gents
Silver ETFtrading (still in loss) anon here.I sold them today when it was $117/oz, thinking it was going to correct again.
Is coinbase computer going out of business?
>>61738043lmao scrub
>>61738043Latest price is 120.84
How far does the DXY drop?
COOPER, THIS IS NOT THE TIME FOR CAUTIONhttps://youtu.be/vecj2yJu648?si=JEeRCI36cHpQ0sLx
>>61738043>>61738049121.I have powers!
I like how Jay "TOO LATE" Powell refused to cut rates and is going to force the economy into recession ahead of the mid term elections so that Trump gets impeached again boss.
>>61738051shouldn't copper be falling since silver is typically a byproduct of copper mining? it would make sense copper would be over mined chasing silver ore.
>>61738063honestly don't know why Trump doesn't send Delta against that scheming kike. Trump needs to use Hard Power before they rape his family
>>61738066Coppers is used like a billion times more than silver.
Miners are at a gebrational low compared to silver, usually when this happens they absolutely explode 400% higher in months...
Is MSFT going out of business?
>>61738079I hear europeans are ditching American tech products en masse. It's over for microsoft
>>61738079SOFI friday, what do you think?
>>61738079If you're going to make spy software, at least make it useable.
>>61738083>BOOOOOOOOM>META up 10% on BIG NEWS that massive SILVER and GOLD DEPOSITS were discovered in the METAVERSE
Is today the day to go all in on SNXX
>Starbucks Says Turnaround ‘Ahead of Schedule’ as Sales Rebound
>>61738111that's cool, but they are still getting their teeth kicked in by that chink coffee company
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANGCAM ON AND MAKE SOME FOOKIN' GAINS
MSFT ded
>>61738100idk about that but I put in 10k in my brokerage to more MU
>>61738099Metaphysically or Metaphorically or how?
>>61738132Based
>>61738136Ugly ass bug
>>61738126luckin fuckin coffee, Shit I should just start a coffee company and call it Lucky Fuck Coffee, and make 10 million dollars just selling that shit.
>>61738132LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Silvers surging, so what does the market do the second it opens? Sells off miners.Make it make sense.
>>61738132GOOD MORNING /SMG/ITNAM!
>>61738045I will slurp sub-100. They'll probably go into non-crapto markets like prediction, etc.
MICRIPSOFT
I just bought 15k BTE shares because it's oil play and I like the chart
>>61738136is a bug wife a good investment?
>>61738145based
>>61738179
What shall I buy / sell sirs.
>>61738193wait, the movie is actually good?
Sold 8500 of Vizsla last night to put on Americas Gold and Silver. Jammy bastard. Down 11%. Easy money will rebound in a few day if any of you have dry powder.
the market is really overreacting to MSFT, remember when we were saying "apple is kill" or the same with google?>muh jeetsthey all come back in the end
GAUZ
>>61738196PHYSICAL BITCOIN
Microsoft is starting to look kind of interesting with everyone writing them off like they're already dead. I think my new investment strategy is to simply cycle through the mag7 and buy whichever is currently the black sheep of the bunch. Seriously, was there ever a time where it wasn't a good idea to buy a mag 7 stock that has been beaten down due to bearish sentiment? Tesla excluded of course.
>>61738132Based>>61738196MUU
>>61738153Miners will rip when silver hits,50... uh, maybe 60...70...80...90... for sure100...?110...120...130... surely?
Feeling comfy with my TTE ought during the covid crash and giving me a nice 10% divies at the price I got them. Why buy anything other than comfy oil. God I want to make myself an oil bath.
PLTRbaggies...
>>61738222 Just like…Natural bitcoin. Except it’s losing value fast. Even just crabbing.
>>61738224especially with AI being a meme, and EU signing contracts with India. It'll just go back to infinite indian call centers as Microsoft support
>>61738227the more expensive silver gets the more expensive it gets to mine, it's programmed into the hash difficulty to prevent hyperdilution and insure scarcity
I thought NOW was safe.My NOW calls are down -99%-$8100
>>61738214>market>overreactingas if they do anything but overreact
>Microshart
The market is run by gay nigger faggotsI quit
Literally no reason to have money in anything except for silver. Though you shills have got me on the MU train.
>>61738270We call this a CA PI TU LATION!
>>61738182unironically yes
My heckin VOOGly doogly is down big from microshit
How is MSFT, a "blue chip" stock, my second-worst purchase since a 2x TSLA inverse ETF? Fuck buying and holding.
Guys I have 20 grand. Pay off my car note or dump it into copper?
Everything is wobbly. Maybe a lot of people sitting on cash.
>>61738282the key is to buy and hold good stocks not jeeted monstrosities
Silver miner prices don’t make any fucking sense
How can you see the enshittification of microsofts products and services, without MASSIVE layoffs and think they're providing more value as a company?
why are my stocks tanking?
>>61738229
How long do I hold AMDW 2X? The weekly divvies are neat but I fear I can be rug pulled at any moment, with no warning if the fund suddenly shutters. But until then it it’s doing me great. Same as AMUU.
>>61738308Whole market is wobbly. Everyone is nervous of a bang.
Oil is mooning. I guess we're gonna invade Iran?
>>61738279how to acquire?
>>61738303>not jeeted monstrositieswhat's even the basis for this? I remember people said this as well about google and look at it now... they still have insnae profit and the growht hasn't been slowing down
>>61738145dont be rude>>61738314what the hell are you buying
>>61738308SLV is up 2.5%, so why wouldn't miners make a massive explosive upwards move of -0.5%???
Why did everything start dumping at US open? EU hours made it seem like today would be a nice, chill crab day.
>>61738179>>61738264I'm slurping microsoft and will be rewarded for this decision
>>61737828Oil? OIL.
CRASH IT ALL
Hypothetically. If Sandisk and Western misses, is it over for MU?
MSFT is on a flash sale right now. Anyone buying? I’ve been holding since 506 kek but it’s only ~$1300 so no biggie.
>>61738329>what the hell are you buyingthe top 500 companies in america as denoted by the POOP & PEE 500!
>>61738303I don't really like the company; I just thought it would be good for a short-term profit. I was in the green last year, but I got greedy and held longer than I was planning on. Now I'm getting fucked>>61738326Azure is the real deal, but Copilot is a complete waste of money that they're desperately stuffing into everything.
AHHHHH IT'S RUGGING!JEROME!SHOOT HER! SHOOT HER!
>He didn’t buy GRRR
>>61738332Microsoft earnings report made everyone who matters sell Microsoft at USA market open, EuroPOOPEEans are not as relevant in global finance as you think.
AHHHHHHHHH
MicronMicron over paradiseMicronMicron over paradiseGolden rays of the glorious MicronSetting down, such a blood-red dayNow the bears slowly retreatTo the shadows – out of sightBullish winds blow across the mountains Giving flight to the birds of HBM In the distance the scanners come To etch the wafers – day by dayOnly Micron is with us now Something dense and pure Find the margin within the stack No need for a cureWhen the cycle is slow And the candle’s hot The short fags waits to see what rotsOh how pretty All the lithographyThis is Jensen’s sacrificeWhen the spot price moves With a brisk attack The DRAM cycle breaks its backWhen the sun sets We will not forget the Micron over paradiseMicronI FUCKING LOVE MICRON/smg/ theme
>>61738357>i know the company's shit but i pumped money into it anywaysi have absolutely no idea why your strategy failed
>>61738349It’s not over but ya all the hardware rises and falls together. Anyway I’m not expecting them to miss
where you when microsoft was kill
I slurped
>>61738376Their individual consumer products are shit, their business products are what they practically have a monopoly on.
>TSLA
Buddy check crypto computer
I have 30k. MU, SNDK or WDC???
>>61738323What is the Pizza Index saying?
>everything redWhat a shitty day
>>61738079Yes but they're not going to stop making money despite that.
Meh I got about $850 I can invest. Lets see if we can hit -2%.
>>61738386Microsoft isn't dead, it's just jeeted, as soon as they get some new leadership that ship will sail boss.
>>61738390which they have been gradually losing for decades because their business products are just as shit, inertia isnt a business plan
My NOW calls are down -99%Fuck this gay nigger Earth
Did zognald do something again? Why is vix dildo's
>>61738376The thing is that it hit my price target, but I just didn't follow my initial plan.
Panic sellers hit TEAM as well before earnings. This is fucking nuts.
>>61738389This guy died THOUGH
the MSFT correction is too big, the company has the entire enterprise world by the balls>>61738374$600 waiting room is open sir
I think I know what is going on. The (((greedy fucking kikes who control the markets))) priced in a rate cut, but Chief Jay Pow Pow decreed there would be no rate cut. So now (((they))) have to reprice the dollar, and suck out the liquidity boss.
Vix is exploding gold is diving. Did anything happen? Trump tweeted?
>>61738398>everythinglolno. Only your memes running on ads money. REAL assets for REAL men are up.
Total tech bull DEATH get raped you stupid faggots
>>61738397its saying skippy podesta is hungry for some Cheese Pizza!
why the hell is gold down
Fuck META niggers
>>61738430>>61738440CEO OF GOLD ISSUED MASSIVE DIILUTION TO FUND SUPERMODEL FILLED ORGY ON HIS PRIVATE MEGA YACHT ACCORDING TO INSIDERS IN THE KNOW
>>61738403Microsoft is fine they beat bigly. The stock market has nothing to do with the actual companies it is all optionjeets being scammed by market makers.
Reminder that if youre having a bad day today, the market is still at ATHs and its about to get a whole lot worse for degenerates like you.
>>61738390>>61738415Stop paying attention to their consumer products. Altogether that's like 12% of their revenue and they have terrible margins for them. I'd be willing to bet Natalia would chuck Windows into a shredder if he thought he could get away with it.
>>61737794Okay
>>61738440I thought it was impossible. Someone told me dollar would be replaced with gold this week
What the FUCK is happening bros?
The META and MSFT shit really emphasis how it's all a rigged game of passing away money. Look at it, it has happened for months now, whenever one of the big meme7 takes a dump, then, coincidentally, another meme7 is pumping just as much.They're all scamming you.
>>61738398Everything was green yesterday because idiots thought there would be rate cuts
>>61738451They were lower than expected on cloud which is literally most of their business kek, theyre fucked and were overvalued to begin with, the whole world hates windows now too
>>61738430Everything is dumping. What's the fucking news here? I thought Jerome not cutting rates was supposed to be bullish for the market?
>Sadek Wahba on Bloomberg: "80% of stock market moves are based on nothing."
>>61738440>Gold and silver up 20% per day for the past monthWWHY ARE WE CRAAASSHING BROS
Slooorp you fuxking foools
>>61738461Youre getting what you deserve
>>61738423Low expectations are the surest path to consistent satisfaction.
OIL
All you have to do is buy NRGU and Silver. Literally that’s it.
>>61738083We're not only ditching Microsoft software out of spite, but because it's unusablet. eurofag>learn that we need a recovery environment on an USB because the machine can be bricked by an "update" at any random moment
>>6173839650 micron 25 Sandisk 25 wd
>>61738374Kino
what the FUCK did you guys do
I boughted some microsoft just so I join in on the selling. makes me feel part of something.
>miners barely move when PMs go up>miners plummet when PMs barely go downI am financially retarded
my biotechie island :)
>>61738480>p-please buy my bagsDie
>>61738454>yes enterprise adoption has been dropping consistently but surely ranjeep becomes a master coder when shifted to an enterprise project and will switch it around.how much did you lose blud? Go all in on calls.
>>61738489yea no one cares your market is irrelevant
>the only thing green in my portfolio is my euro stoxx600 etf
Don't forget what you're supposed to be doing on days like today
>>61738083>I hear europeans are ditching American tech products en masse.truly living up their "europoor" name
>>61738512If you use microsoft your life is irrelevant
Is that Meta Shizo from yesterday still alive?
>>61738528He said he didn't buy boughted
MICRONBROS??
>>61738523THE DIP KEEPS DIPPING
The "nothing ever happens" chart pattern (INTC)
I CLOSED MY SOXL SHORTS TOO EARLY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>>61738512we're your only market outside the US. The rest of the world just uses pirated software.
Is it all over for the American Empire? Where should I put my money next?
>>61738083>I hear europeans are ditching American tech products en masse.im european, work in tech and no were not, were all balls deep in US tech because everything else is fucking unusableif microsoft office dissapeared tomorrow we would have a cataclysm worse than a nuclear holocaust
I had a dream about selling at market open but then I got caught up in work and now my bags are shitted. Down 12k so far. Fucking work god damn it.
My SGY oil went up 10% overnight with no news. Gold is crashing. Wtf.
wtf is going on
another MINUS 4% DAY I FUCKING LOVE LOSING MONEY, I SHOULD CONTINUE TO BAGHOLD HECLA FAGGOT FUCKING SHIT HOLY FUCK
>>61738530STOP PANICKING GODDAMN
>>61738538fucking gold and silver i guess
I'm managing 6% of my boomer widow mother wealth, put mainly on miners. On perspective, her cash account ALONE is 6x my entire NW. Made 16% gains this month so far. It is a whole different game when you manage these levels of wealth. I feel rich for a while, then I remember I need to work on monday anyways. Father would be proud. All in on miners and looking at oil drilling.
USA had a good run, it's over now.
Everything down -99% but SPY is only down -$7 from all time highs because it's being propped up with NVDA, META, JPM, and GSThis is a fucking ponzi scheme.
>>61738538We havent even hit empire status yet, we might have to in order to manifest destiny in greenland/canada though
GOLD GOLD GOLD CANCEL ALL ORDERS
>>61738485yo this was the most unnecessary way to reveal said information to the father.>Are you being careful>uhm, actually, we have this one rule where he can coom on my whole body and faceinstead of>Yes, I think so
>>61738487Whats NGRU? Can you Post some Infos for me?
>>61738547It's finally a silver correction. Finally!
>>61738544Don't worry bro, just wait until Silver recovers and goes up another 20%. That would set Hecla up for an absolutely MASSIVE upwards rocket of AT LEAST 2.1%!!!
>>61738548Friends is for fags
>>61738496
>>61738504>buy my bagsDo ppl really believe that meme? As if sellers need to hunt for exit liquidity by shilling their long positions to ppl on 4chan? Retarded nigger
>>61738532that just means you slurp harder
>>61738468No they beat estimates on cloud.
holy shit the spread on Gold went from 0.30 to 3-4 USD lmao
>Microsoft
>>61738478Its the jews boss.
>>61738580No, Im just making fun of you for buying the top and now getting rugged
>Every news station is running articles on how to buy Silver/Gold It's so fucking over lmao
Silver is dumping?Just lost all my fucking money
>>61738532>THE DIP KEEPS DIPPINGOh no! It's now dipping to levels not seen since Monday.
>>61738554My bank, defense and oil stocks are up, sucks to FOMO into tech, diversify your portfolio
>>617385693X leveraged Oil company ETF. Don’t buy if you have weak hands. This shit will take you for a ride of up and down but ultimately paying off down the line. OIL companies like CVX and XOM are in it and quietly mooning.
>>61738591nerve gas?
>HL barely dips below my stoploss and the makes a VI can feel myself turning into a bobo in real time.
Now is the time for fun!
>Trump-Iran latest: President considering strikes ‘to inspire protests and force regime change’ after military threat
>>61738586The rate of growth slowed from first Q, in other words, its over.
Wow Microsoft is down 22% since November.
>>61738538The Israeli shekel of course.
>>61738630is it time?
Whew lads...my silver puts are printing!!!So glad I didn't capitulate. I almost did at open
>>61738651Cute
>>61738640The world is healing
Still sitting with 70k in cash since Halloween, gonna keep waiting but I’m getting excited
I selled'd meta right nowexpect +20USD pump
>>61738640>shit products>shit services>worst or second worst AI in the AI-mania bullrun>designated shitting CEO
>>61738539>everything else is fucking unusableWAAAAAAAA! I CAN'T INTO IPA!!!!>>61738576God damn it's such an awful show. At least Sinefeld acknowledged the main characters were anti-social loosers and the whole thing was about mocking them. Friends holds them up as aspirational examples. Fucking television man. Even the good stuff is poisonous garbage.
>>61738601You sound dumb. Stop making assumptions you know shit about. I slurped msft lol
Gold wasn't done dipping... ouch...
>>61738630you always make my day better
Minersissies getting rocked. Seems like the market is unsure if the PM gains are here to stay or not.
>>61737575can't lose with TSM
I have personally extended the bull run by shorting 1 share of ASML at €1200. You're welcome.
>>61738617>pony-fagOpinion ignored tranny faggot
>>61738667>Still sitting with 70k in cashHere's with 80k in cash (euros, not dollars)Look at Bitcoin computer... I know it's off topic here, but there is some correlation with "risk-off" sentiment.
See, told you NIGGER powell would dump the markets
>>61738637>39% instead of 40%, it's over
I just bought some SPY calls that expire today. I anticipate the worst of it is behind us, and we will close the day green boss.
>>61738684>I slurped msftI guess I dont need to assume anything about you then, youre a faggot.
at least we are all into this together :)
>>61738687Nope. They all will be down 35% or more by MondayIts healthy thoDon't be fooled. Nothing goes straight up
I WAS SO CLOSE TO SHORTING GOLD AT THE TOP TODAY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>>61738704Unironically this
>>61738705I hope you lose money you annoying tripfaggot. In fact I will buy some spy right now and use my baggie powers to make sure you are fucking miserable by 4am.
Fuck Oracle and USARanother week that started off good and thne nothing good happened. Stop punishing me for existing.
>>61738705
Ding dongMemory prices have officially stopped appreciating:https://pcpartpicker.com/trends/price/memory/
>>61738702>holding cash as the dollar is on the verge of collapseAnon do you still not understand why gold and silver are mooning?
>>61738640The market maker niggers pump shit to unreasonable levels and then drop it like a rock.It took CSCO 25 years to reclaim their all time high.
HOLY FUCK WHY AM I RETARDEDI BOUGHT SILVER PUTS AT THE FUCKING TOP AND RODE THEM DOWN TO 2X PROFITSI COULD HAVE 8X IF I JUST HELD INSTEAD OF PANIC AT THE LITTLEST FUCKING GREEN CANDLEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNOW IT KEEPS FUCKING GOING DOWN STOP IM GONNA KMSFUCKING SPY GO UP SO I MIGHT UNHEEM MY DAY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
>>61738717You're not Jewish enough to control the markets like that, boy.
Holy FUCK I did not expect this when i logged in today
>>61738478Top sign
>>61738702My crypto port is pretty hammered, my cash acct right now is waiting with a 30yr time horizon
>>61738739very happy for you that you made your 300$ today, kiddo
>PSLV down 9% in one dayPMs are more volatile than crypto, I fucking hate this market and my life
>>61738719I'm surprised Oracle didn't pump on this news.https://www.reuters.com/business/retail-consumer/nvidia-microsoft-amazon-talks-invest-up-60-billion-openai-information-reports-2026-01-29/
>>61738502This looks just like my portfolio.
>>61738733idk, we'll probably get some wild deflation before the YCC kicks in.
A perfectly executed +29.2% trade.I expect a bigger reversal later in the day, but this trade was more secure and quick.I'd say if we will see a V, it would happen between 11 AM and noon.
>>61738667What are you looking to buy into?
>>61738761Oracle never pumps it's a value trap and I got TRICKED
>>61738744Probably should have desu
>>61738758it was a 105p that i bought around 120$im so fucking stupidholy shit every fucking timei look at the fucking charts, macd rsi perfect for a dump, trendline confirms, buy the put, ride it, then uh oh my gains are disappearing and its just stronger than me ive gotta risk manage and fucking close it outive done this so many fucking times its unreal
>>61738324spend a couple years in asia
>>61738730They're a lagging indicator doe>>61738774Congrats
>>61737549>NIGGER SILVER >NIGGER GOLD >NIGGER SPY >NIGGER BTC >NIGGER TECH >NIGGER TRUMP TWEET >NIGGER EVERYTHING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>61738776I’m kind of at a loss, my gut says nuclear and solar energy
>>61738745now circle the 20 other gravestone dojis leading up to this one.
>>61738744HE'S BACK
>>61738804>SunsetGOD
silver about to overtake even Microsoft in today's dump.
>>61738761>nvidia-microsoft-amazon-talks-invest-up-60-billion-openaiIs this about Nvidia, Microsoft, Oracle and Amazon investing in OpenAI so it can buy Nvidia chips and rent space in Microsoft, Oracle and Amazon datacenters?
These absolute shitters at Microsoft, I’m still massively up but I knew I should’ve sold when it went nowhere for the last six monthsSuch is life when you trust a pajeet company
And there's the fucking rug pull on metals.WHY DO I NEVER TAKE THE FUCKING PROFITS?
>tfw just lost half my fucking ports value in a week thanks to a nigger mining stockI took my losses and bought silver calls, at least I will ACTUALLY fucking profit off of an ACTUAL fucking silver stock and not some NIGGER mineralso once again I am completely astounded by this market which makes zero fucking sense. If tech is down and almost literally everything is down, then WHY the fuck is silver down too????Not that I care, it was a good time to buy the dip
>>61738617>>61738804MOOOOOOODS [spoiler]good taste[spoiler]
We arent even at weekly lows yet boys, shits just getting started
Isn't this dump a little excessive? On no news?
I slurped some Microsoft
ITS OGRE - JUST SOLD EVERYTHING
wtf why do you guys all have the same name as me
I got the fuck out of my HYMC leap with a thousand bucks profit
>>61738892Iran is a go supposedly
>>61738851More like theyre all desperately trying to fend off Google AI projects. Whatever, more money for NVDA, TSMC, all memory stocks etc
>>61738901you're having a schizophrenic break
>>61738916>>61738916>>61738916
>>61738905I have 4 letters for youTACO
>>61738867>minersOnce I exit these basketball american positions, I am never dropping a single cent into these urban youth stocks ever again.>hey anon instead of investing in the actual commodity you should invest in something that barely tracks increases but greatly overshoots decreasesFUCK OFF
>>61738761Tech and AI NOT allowed to pump today, sorry
>>61738933even if he doesn't cuck, we've already done the iran thing a few months back. this is still overblown imo.
>>61738851Basically, expected that it could maybe reverse the downtrend because a lot of the FUD around ORCL is that they're taking on debt to build out capacity for OpenAI when its unclear how OpenAI will even pay for it.
>>61738940Abubu my earnings :(
>>61738905Oh I sure as hell hope so, we haven't had a chance like this to liberate the Persian people and change the region for the better in my lifetime. I can't wait to see those fucking mullahs hanging from their necks boss.
KEK THAT RUG ON COPPER TOO
>>61738952I can't wait to import a unibrow waifu
>>61738892So was the pump on the way up but you didnt question that
>>61738952people are saying the dead protester numbers are much higher than reported. with their internet black out, i tend to believe them.
Boomers absolutely fucking rugged kek
>>61739028I don't give a fuck about the dead protesters. We could use more of those over here to be quite honest, but I want to see a future where Israel can live in peace and expand into the West Bank uninhibited boss.
>>61738374holy based
I haven't logged into my broker today, should I just skip it?
>>61739164Yeah
>>61738733>He thinks the dollar is collapsingLmao faggotCommodities didn't moon. Silver pump has nothing to do with the USD. It was direct spill over from AI
>>61739190If coal, wheat, onions, sugar had looked like silver. Yeah I would of panicked. I took out a short at close and bought 1000 $100 put contracts yesterday in SLV. My goodness. Looks like I'll be retiring at 1pm todayENJOY YOUR OVERPRICED SILVER GRAM
>>61739181ok
What are you slurping bros, lots of sales going on right now
>>61738222lmao his account must be in Tarkov
>>61739231Metals probably
>>61739228Based if true, gay if no proof posted
You guys bought the dip right . You didn’t let Mr Market tickle your brain stems did you
>>61739309I am full port until I get my TAX RETURN but Schwab won't give me my 1099 for another 2weeks™
>>61739309Yep :)
>>61738289pay off car, you'll have more to play with by not having to make that payment. Whatever opportunity you miss will be pennies in the big scheme.
>>61739351Trump said we don't need to file anymore so who caresSounds like a valid defense to me
>>61739403Filing your taxes is fucking retarded bullshit anyway. If the IRS can casually make the decision to audit you based on data they have, then they can just do my fucking taxes for me. Even fucking peasants didn't waste hours dealing with tax bullshit, they just paid the tax collector.
>>61739403Besides imagine caring. Oh no IRS wants to fine me $4000...guess I'll have to pay it off with 2030 funny money when minumum wage will probably be $100,000,000 an hourLike the trajectory the currency is heading no longer warrants giving a fuck about th IRS
>>61739438Basically yeah. Sales should be taxed and that's it. Income tax is gay. Tired of paying for niggers to have 9 kids and get $30,000 returns while eat oatmeal for dinner everyday and struggle to keep my 05 dodge neon on the road
>>6173871035%?
>>61738628indeed. very sad
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