microjeetslop edition>Some helpful links to numb the painhttps://findahelpline.com/https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/https://www.whitehouse.gov/refundshttps://jlingz.com/>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesPrevious smigger thread>>61738916
How you guys holding up?
YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKERSALL YOU DUMB SMIGGERS HAD TO DOWAS LISTEN TO ME AND BUY GRRRWELL GUESS WHAT ASSHOLESITS NOT TOO FUCKING LATEBUY GRRR
can I say, I'm glad Klarna is crashing. Fuck that company and I hope they lose their lawsuit
About to go to the japanese restaurant with the gf
>>61740030Nasdaq is up 100% past 5 years.Trump is the kinda guy to default though so that's worth taking into account.
>>61740030Alright. Down 4%, QQQ is back into its bull pennant. Things are gonna be good.
>>61740030I'm up 46% for the month and down .85% for the day. Microslop is eating shit and Western Digital and Sandisk are due to report (possibly-probably) mindbendingly good earnings after hours. I'm good. How are you?
>>61740030>How you guys holding up?AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>SLV down 1%>GUESS I'LL JUST BE A PIECE OF SHIT AND DROP 5%Fuck First Majestic and fuck minersEven OTM 0DTEs are preferable to this hell
Is coinbase computer going out of business?
>>61740030Im fine haha.−21,23%−10 546 EUR
>I dont want to lower house prices, I want to raise house pricesLove this little nigga
kek MU barely went down, -1% on such a red day.
>>61740030AHHHHHHHHHHhhhhheyyyy we're about green
>silver down 0.9%>nasdaq down 1.0%Kek tech trannies
>>61740088Cute ID Sir
>>61740158Sorry my bad, -0,40%WAGMI
>microrugYou think Michael Saylor is regretting telling people his stock was selling dollar bills for 3 dollars a piece?
>>61740136I checked on every timeframe: 1d, 5d, month, 1y, 5yall negative kek. Who is investing in coinbase? Their PE is not crazy but what does crypto even do these days besides stablecoins
>>61740157If all house prices go up everyone is richer right, right?Look into Greek Real Estate, undervalued.
I bought more silver calls and I'm no longer red on the day
Oil
not another live cabinet meeting. this shit is so fake.
>O and SCHD green>VT redKek this market.
>>61740189Iran is happening. 90 bucks a barrel is imminent.
Stupid question, can I start a roth ira after filing taxes without having to pay attention to anything tax wise?
>>61740224Yes, you also can still contribute to 2025 for more room act fast anon
>>61740224you have all of february and march to contribute for 2025
hehehehehahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHASCHD UP BIGLY!!!!!!1!!1!1!1!WHERES THAT LITTLE FAGGOT THAT POSTS HIS STUPID PASTA AND OPPENHIEMER PIC TO MAKE FUN OF SCHD???
Oh look its the flash dumps with flash pump behavior again where I need to watch the stock market the entire duration or I miss outIm getting really sick of this reeeeeeee. I literally have to make it my full time job babysitting this scam market to get good deals.
>>61740281Zased
>>61740283Beats the early mornings, long nights and commutes of wage slaving. You need to set alerts on your brokerage platform, turn on some music or TV on the background and get comfy
it even looks like a shitcoin
>>61740281I need to know how much SCHD you have before I laugh at you.
some of you guys are cool, don't go to Iran this weekend boss.
>>61740281no but really if/when schd hits $30 im gonna find that guy and bash his baggie head into the nearest wall
>>61740030Terribly, just no breaks with the stock market since late 2025. It either crabs or conveniently pumps as I sell a position. Or of course I miss a V up, which has happened plenty of times because I wasn't watching when it dumped and when I did looks, it effectively as if it only dumped a small amount. It's like learning a video game you wanted end up being free for a whole week but you didn't see it until after the fact. You can now buy it for 50% off but that just feels like a rip off when you could've had it for free. All I literally needed was to takeba look 1 hour ago and I could've gotten a good price!AAAAAAAAA THIS PISSES ME OFF SO MUCH!!!!!
Anyone buying the Microsoft dip?
>>61740305because it is
>>61740314The Faggler is banned from Iran, no fags allowed!Gorilla Chads, we made it!
>>61740324got 1 share :)
>>61740307there you are
Up 12% on Ubisoft. Imagine not timing the generational bottom, imagine not catching the knife. When the Arab or Chink buyout I'll be landed.
>>61740086>bull pennantforget that, the breakout officially failednow we're in a double top
>>61740324Why buy MSFT at $420 when I can pick it up for $350 next month?Trips Flips
>>61740283You forgot>get good deal>afterhours fucks you
I lost what little I had left on NOW callsIt was already down so much and nobody was paying attention to it so I thought it would rip.This is so God damn fucking stupid.They beat on revenue, EPS, and raised the guide.AI is not replacing any software.I lost any faith I had left in the market.I'm not gonna wait for 6 months for some stupid nigger Vanguard to decide NOW is actually worth triple it's current value and to start pumping it.It should have pumped last night.It should have pumped today.Fuck this scam market.That's the last straw.I'm done.
>>61740348See you tomorrow
>>61740348see you tomorrow
>>61740326Look, I am not a homosexual boss.
>>61740348See you tomorrow :^)
Is it safe to slurp Uranium miners yet?
>>61740356My gaydar would suggest otherwise Faggler.Are you balls deep in GRRR boss?
>>61740368Not sure but I did hot rock beats shiny rock in the end
I slurped the TQQQ
>>61740340I've seen that bullshit too>be after hours>market decides this news is good>huge pump>stays there for hours during after market>completely loses the pump in under 10 minutes after market open or maybe even before market openAnd the reverse>huge dump>reverses the entire dump within 10 minutes of market openOh so Im supposed to believe these dumps and pumps aee genuine? Yeah nah but it sure pisses me off when I cant take advantage of it. Yes Im really mad right now btw.Also why'd it dump today anyways, prior to recovering?
Western digimons we are green I repeat we are green
>>61740368If it lowers your average or If you plan to hlod for long periods yes, but I think the correction will go a bit further next week.
>>61740390Are you coming onto me because you better not be coming on to me boss.
V in progress. standby patriots.
>>61740348
>>61740336This guy knows what's up
>>61740348>I'm not gonna wait for 6 months for ... to decide NOW is actually worth triple it's current value and to start pumping it.I know that feel. I was vindicated on sooooo many stocks over the last several years and it pisses me off since I almost never was left holding.Ugh Im in a bad mood I should go play video games.
Obviously they're ripping 10 percent minimum but how many people here would kill themselves if MU and SNDK dumped 30 percent on earnings tonight
>>61740441id slurp it up
>>61740441If it did I've already made peace with saying "hey, I'm still up like 100%. That was a good run, let's move on to something else"
>>61740158>>61740168Nowadays when it dumps, everything dumps, the only way to differentiate is by looking at what dumps more.
>>61740414If I wanted to come on you I'd just jingle the keys to a pink convertible Miata Buy the GRRR or else boss.
>>61740348>beat revenue >stonk go downhave you been sleeping the last year
>>61740452Also premarket and futures are just completely fake & gay. What was that day last year where NDX was up 1.5% premarket and still ended deep in the red by a whole 1%? Fakest & gayest market OAT.
>>61740348When you start talking about the “market” life a shitty ex girlfriend. You are Most definitely NGMI.
Microsoft beat earnings why is it dumping?
>>61740454LMFAO YOU GOT HIM KEK
>>61740348>made assumptions>went against trend>wanted the market to do what you wanteddamn bro that sucks but holy hell if you retards don't make every single mistake possible. You're probably only crying over lunch money anyway so whatever.
>>61740473Somebody microwaved some fish curry in the breakroom.
>>61740454You would have the keys to a pink Miata, I bet you keep extra lube in the back seat you fucking queer.
>>61740473It don’t sanction Russia.
>>61740204Hehe fekkin told u guys this weekend, 0 replies
>>61740500That's a good thing, bigger market for them.
>>61740348Yeah one of the guys said 'get a load of this fagget, i think he's a weeper' and i told em not to find out, but im just an intern so nobody listens to me, but yeah they did find out
>>61740473Cloud revenue increase is lesser than expected, CAPEX increased a lot, a lot of estimated future revenue is behind OpenAI obligations (same as Oracle). Basically Microsoft is going all in on AI and there's uncertainty.
>>61740423Ms SCHisDina is so cool.
>>61740502>waiting for the weekendThey should just hit them now, like what the fuck are they waiting for, Iran to finish building a nuclear capable intercontinental ballistic missile boss?
>>61740473Maybe burning money into a black hole of CAPEX isn't that good. But hey, it's not a problem for Meta, so what do I know.Keep in mind the market is priced for more than perfection. If earnings are slightly off that perfection, it dumps. Simple as.
>>61740541Boats take a while to move and wars don't start on weekends so the stock market doesn't get affected. It's like rule number one, never invade on a weekday
all i needed was one green day to sell my bag was that really too much to ask?
>>61740541Whatever happens happens on the weekend after the orange cabal sells off their volatile holdings and loads up bigly on oil. If there are any huge CVX or XOM calls bought tomorrow you know itssa cumminAlso, baglet is a tripfagging tranny larping as a tboy gook enjoyer
>>61740541They already hit them last year, and it didn't do shit (despite claiming otherwise). They're panican because the whole administration will be lameducked by December and the whole foreign policy will be put on pause until the next administration. Pretty funny that every American president only has like 1.5 years to govern until they have to campaign.
>>61740534Tech companies imploding instead of returning profits to shareholders? Nothing new under the sun
>>61740564What's in your bags?
Micron chads we are green I repeat we are green
Is it over? Is bobo gone?
MUbros we are GREEN
>>61740587I hope tech goes to fucking zero when all these forward guidance scams come to head late this year. No way anybody is making money off of these data centers
>>61740603We could go down 10% on profit taking and it would be a mere speed bump. Stay the course.
>>61740611Cheetoman would never allow his billionaire tech buddies to lose he'll just bail them out if that happens
>>61740525I don't know what the fuck you're talking about.Find out what?Nobody knows who I am from an anonymous post on a basket weaving forum.You can't even spell faggot correctly.
>>61740602>2 thrust bust bobomumu will ravage that bussy for weeks.
>>61740600>>61740603WAGMI
Have sexual intercourse
>>61740655For purposes of procreation, of course
>>61740655Financially speaking, I'm gonna fill your portfolio with hot loads of capital
Tell me you didn't panic sell your Saardisk anon.
>>61740597a small cap, and it's not a bad company it's profitable, undervalued, has almost no debt and good cash flow but 0 visibility and i've held it for way too long hoping people would finally notice it
thinking about picking up some more TSLA shares.
>>61740473See>>61740461
Anon, can you stop mortifying women? Seriously it's gross and weird
>>61740603If anyone is short the ai boom after watching this video, than I don't want to be you're fren. It's unironically the reason I went all in with $400k two months ago.https://www.youtube.com/shorts/vHEbO0d075g
why is there no big tiddy redhead stock market R34.
>>61740735Holy kekYeah I love hose vids too
It’s too late to ape into ASTS, isn’t it?
Who else slurped microsoft today?
what the fuck do i all in?
>"Microsoft disclosed for the first time that 45% of its $625bn book of future cloud contracts was from OpenAI"holy fucking shit >>61740774Google is the only Mag 7 not involved with OpenAI shit
>>61740774https://finance.yahoo.com/quote/SNXX/
How do I x1000 my money before march?I'll settle for x5
>>61740785Whenever this bubble pops I'm pretty sure people are going to need a strap just to go grocery shopping. It'll be bad
>>61740774GRRRDubs will confirm it is the most prudent move my smigger
>>61740807Dawn of the Dead but the zombie are starving boomers
>>61740774unironically 40/40/20 SCHD/Googl/Silver
>>61740694Well, tell us what it is then
IT'S FUCKED I'M FUCKED
>>61740844ANON?
holy shit Microsoft is fucked
>>61740853saar just use the AI saar.
Whats the best all in gamble CPER or SLV
>>61740817When I will be able to sell my GAMB bags you cunt
>>61740804SOXS 100% unironically
>>61740853Seems like cheapies but I'll probably wait a few days.
>>61740857>>61740890>they beat on both the top and bottom>but they revealed 45% of their future contracts are with OpenAIit's fucking insanethis entire data center boom might be 50% Sam Altmon's crap
Can anyone decipher what hes getting at? No idea what this means or what to reply lol. College friend. How would you protect your money right now besides metals
>>61740807I'm pretty sure when this bubble pops, we'll send all the able bodied men overseas and everything on the home front will be fine boss.
>>61740853Now fuck Meta as well.
>>61740894Think I saw they had the highest net margins out of any of the MAG 7 now?
>>61740873I'm early not wrong about GAMB, the CEO bought $3.5million worth of stock a few weeks ago and said other insiders were buying.We'll double bottom around $4.50 and begin the slow reversal back to $10. I'm chilling and averaging down, sell me your bags you baggot.AND BUY GRRR
>>61740904Send the Minnesota crowd. They seem to have the spirit and time
>>61740910yeah but its build on agreements with OpenAIthat's the reason everyone is shitting themselvesits like celebrating your company is rich only to realize it's being bank rolled by a soon to be tits up company
Why am I hemorrhaging profusely
>>61740894so what? and babe your potty mouth is getting so bad it's getting to where i can spot you from that alone. like it or not openai has a lot of credibility, backed by microsoft and first mover on llm's. what's your take this time exactly, that openai is going to run out of funding and collapse? i sure hope not, but i am really not worried about that. i don't think you're worried about that though as much as excited or desirous of it? let me love that cruelty out of you sugar cookie.
Generational buying opportunity for silver minors here
https://www.reuters.com/business/us-trade-deficit-widens-by-most-nearly-34-years-november-2026-01-29/
I'm not responding to that
is there any chance SNDK beat and still get fucked like Microsoft did?
>>61740900US stock market bubble is popping. You can see it if you price the SP500 in gold. He's saying that an ounce of gold will become more expensive than the SP500 index if there is a stock market crash in nominal terms.He just explains like a retard thoughbeit
>>61740933Be a bag holder for a whole generation
OpenAI is literally too big to fail. We're talking about it being a bubble, but it's become irrepleceable for most office workers. Companies would rather bankroll it then see it shut down and die and have to actually hire people again.Not to mention most of Big Tech doesn't want Google in charge there plus it's a matter of national security because the chinks are rapidly gaining ground.
>>61740944Yes. It is a calculated risk.>>61740952>too big to failNo such thing.
>>61740949We'll see
>>61740944Yes, I'm sure most people will take profits now. The company had a crazy run. I can see a lot of people thinking it won't repeat.
>>61740900Why are you asking /smg/ for advice to debate your Facebook messenger friends? Regardless, my advice is that it's pointless to talk about it with him because he has already stacked a doomsday position and changing his mind is impossible and a futile effort. Best you can do is screenshot and own him in 4 years if you're still talking.
>>61740894imagine how hard and madly Burry is laughing reading this like pic related
>>61740940i wish you would b/c i love you. you remind me of my brother so much babe, your passion makes you goofy, and you're so intense and opinionated. i like to argue too and i want to play with you. don't take it personal if you don't change my mind, maybe open your mind to some changes. want to be closer with you.
This LiftOff IPO I just got looks pretty sick actually. It’s currently growing well, got its own AI, outside of the Google ecosystem crap, it’s competing with Applovin. If this even market cap 50% of APP its seriously a 20x look it up.
>>61740944>is there any chance SNDK beat and still get fucked like Microsoft did?No, SNDK beat and guidance increase will catapult the stock higher next week. Taking profits decline is possible but it will recover if the guidance is strong (a beat). Microsoft is in the doldrums because they're floundering in general and their revenue beat is kind of irrelevant in that sense.
>>61740967We'll just have to wait and see. Once again with feeling: the real action is going to be in after hours trading with Sandisk and Western Digital reporting in. SNDK has only three quarters of earnings reported, which means a lot of the data we need isn't yet available -- PE, PEG, projected EPS and so on. When they report earnings this afternoon we will get a much clearer picture of what is going on.In the meantime, I hope you all have access to a trading platform that allows you to execute a simple sell order after regular market hours.>>61741007We *know* their revenues are strong -- like Micron, they are completely sold out for the rest of the year. The problem is that the analyst consensus is putting their earnings slightly above Sandisk's own guidance. They could be erecting their own cliff to drive off of, and take us all with them.We'll just have to sit tight and see.
There are people holding MSTR. They may be in this very thread.
>>61741030I'm not touching SanDisk, it had already rocketed by the time i heard of it. I'm just going to eat poo corn and watch the show, it'll either dump hard or moon. I'm leaning towards dump because I hate AI.
>>61740933i can't afford all that
>>61740900You buy gold when people don't care about it, not when its hyped up like now.
>everything I own up 3-5% on the day but AMDthe fuck is happening
>>61741072Actually you're supposed to buy gold any and all the time, but you need to get it below spot and sell it for a premium boss.
>>61741065Ah, but this isn't AI. It's the people selling picks and shovels to the AI miners. That's where the real money is.Not that I advise picking up any SNDK at this point. Your caution is well warranted. but I do advise you to ease into MU, if you haven't already.
babe, please let me suck your flaccid mancock. I love you
>>61741030I will sit tight. Paperhanding has been a historically bad strategy for me.
>>61740500elaborate on this please
>>61740940i think you should rape his bussy with a brick
I hope you all understand that if the orange nig picks a buffon for Fed Chair next week we're fucked, the're will be no place to hide.>>61740894Scam Altman is a one in a generation scam artitst, it's quite impressive.
>>61741053Even more perplexing: There are people debating whether to buy something that did +500% in half a year or some shit ITTCryptoniggers eating shit again but I'm bullish on CRCL stock. I think they will make money.
I hate to say it but the anon talking about banks slamming metals and miners to buy positions is correct... this is textbook what we're seeing today. They need to get rightsided on their books before going net long, which is what they did today. Sickening but you have to buy.
ngl today's price action shook meI'm hesitant about reentering Lum and Frieren
we ride to valhalla on SNDK tonight
>>61741145As someone with 70% of my capital in mining stocks, should I continue buying the dips?
>>61741166I bought some WDC earlier, fuck it.
at least today was different
>>61741169I'm up 82% on AGI, KGC and AEM so I don't give any fucks about dips, I just hold. How about you? If you entered only recently, adding is dangerous.
>>61741138>If>We could see>There's a chance>We Forecast
>>61741140As crazy as their performance has been, Micron's PEG ratio is still below .5. That means their earnings are still appreciating twice as fast as the price of the stock.>>61741181You have the wherewithal to sell after hours, I hope.
>>61741053Its me but I only hold 10 shares, waiting to average down
>CAT total returns 720.20%>IBM total returns 208.42%life is so good.
>>61740952you seem to overestimate how much AI is just a gloried google search and document summary for workers
>>61741193wym average down
>>61741145Oh my stop order sold my gld at 480, I didn't even notice. I sold half yesterday so now I'm gold naked. Should i buy before earnings today?
>>61741196ok boomer.
>>61741169Yes. Im expecting triples by July.
WE ARE THE SILVER MARINES AND WE ARE NOT FUCKING SELLING!!!!!
>>61741185I entered quite recently and am up like 10% still after todays dip. I guess I will just hold.
>>61741225brings a tear to this chud's eye
>>61741184Lived like this for two years after college. Add watching Married with Children reruns on TBS from 2-4am and My Name is Earl from 4 to 5 and it is literally me. Sometimes I wish I could go back.
>>61741206it's so much more babe. it's electro-mechanical platonism, gradient descent is approaching the forms, and you know llm's are just one tool. ibm's watson pre-dated llms, everything now is a hybrid model, an llm bolted on to other programs. you're underestimating the potential and value. you have cassandra disease, you'll have to work through it yourself. but i already see you as smart and perceptive, you don't need to prove it all the time if you can see it in yourself too.
>>61741225Fixed it
>>61740307what's wrong with SCHD?
Just bought SLV
>>61741214? I mean you should buy the dip on miners... specifically silver miners
>>61741259imagine being in love with someone who treats you so bad, who doesn't give you satisfactory returns on your investment, who is honestly not even that good of a person, but not being able to sell it because you'd feel like even more of a fool. that's what being an schd investor is like. i think. even i won't buy schd.
>>61741259Growth tards who can't understand compounding interest and how to stack dividends with growth. Or want to sell you a Covered Call ETF.
>>61740933who the fuck names their daughter Fresnillo?>>61740940wanna bang if i fly to tokyo? we can post pics and break the schizos heart
>>61741287wouldn't you buy it for the dividends?
>>61741287that just sounds like a normal woman
I just bought SLV, how much do I need to make it?
Power hour will lead to RAPID and INTENSE slurping
Time to buy more ADBE?
Big (and mostly deserved) SPY V, and MSFT is just a flat line. What a piece of shit.
>my three month old META thesis pays off>own no MSFTwhat a great day :Dbut it gets better>recognize the MSFT "capex worry" pattern, same as META last quarter>sell my META positions, all into MSFT:D :D :D
>>61741358You sold a solid stock for a tottery one, I am afraid.
Markets aren't correcting.They're preparing for Jerome to leave setting up for a hype cycle based off the new FED chair.Then things get bespooky.
>>61741092
>>61741371oh nooo haha ahhh terrible no no no :D i mean :(
bought pltrexpect further drops
>>61741371yeah probably. they want summer to be better for housing and jobs versus prior years.
>>61741387The problem is Jerome was predictable. The markets were pretty confident with what he would do.But nobody knows what the new guy will do. There is also a fear he will act politically instead of autistic like Jerome.Give it a few months.
>>61741416Its a board vote, not just one guy
>>61741428
>>61741393>bought pltrwhy
Everything I own is in the red.Should I buy paper gold and silver today?
>>61741340>allowing the sexpet in the mancave wearing thatngmi
>>61741465No, buy miners so you can continue losing money
>>61741465No, buy MU and put a 20% trailing stop loss on it.
msft needs to fire mustafa suleymanthat dude exudes big loser energyimagine putting a product guy in charge of your ai lab
>>61741358good luck, I think you may be right
>>61741487Why not?Will it continue falling next week?>>61741475Kek.
>>61741456
There's no way Trump is going to let this go. Something is going to happen..
>>61740936delet this
AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWTF happened today
Tomorrow we are green as fuck
>>61741534AI bullrun will declare...
>>61741525I dont know what it means
>>61740936But Orange man said the tariffs were working?
The last 30 mins scare me. I feel the almighty dump coming. The market shall know true pain
>>61741558>>61741534Shut up or I'll rasengan your ass
Is BWXT a good buy?
>>61741558The only dump coming is in after hours trading when either WDC or SNDK decline to live up to analysts' hyperinflated expectations... or surpass them, in which case they will go through the roof into low earth orbit.
>>61741558>I feel the almighty dump comingBetter hurry to the shitter.
>>61741530Trump threatening to strike Iran. A bunch of protesters died there's no way the us doesn't seize this opportunity to wrest control from Masoud Pezeshkian
>>61741549A little pro tip, if the article doesnt show the chart its a good chance they are full of shit
What if our Leader just put a National in front of the immigration and customs enforcement so that everyone has to call them NICE. Everyone loves NICE Officers boss.
>>61741585kek that's actually pretty funny
> MSFT
>>61741580They say it's the highest percentage increase, looks right from your chart. But yeah, still below historical levels.
>>61741585And what if he replaced all their vehicles with Miatas?
>>61741601kek I need to be rich so fucking bad
>>61741558dump will come after close when Apple reports abysmal earningscheckem
>>61741606this could actually create peace in iran
>>61741534based
>>61741610Oh fuck I forgot we have Apple. This will be fun
>>61741585what if only hired asians and called them RICE
>>61741606That'd be a sure fire way to get all of the faggots boss.
>>61741610appl will kill it since msft is dead. sales are only going up from here.
>>61741523>Something is going to happen..Trump will post a very long tweet
>>61741625Exfiltrate double agent Xi and make him the president of RICE right fucking now before China collapses.
>>61741621Okee dokee, so Western Digital and Sandisk report their earnings at 1:30. Then Apple reports in at 2:00. Gird yer fucking loins.
>>61741601Let's fucking go. CALLS ON MSFU
>SLV is rising again when the day is almost over>This has been happening for the last several daysWho is buying silver hand over fist at the end of the day and pumping prices up?
>>61741665It's just Indians waking up.
>>61741665What you first need to understand is that gold and silver are just memecoins at this point.
You are all crapitalist boot licker chuds, I hope you lose everything
why can't I be one of those one in a million people who get rich trading stocks
>>61741570>Trump threatening to strike IranI thought that would pump my defense bags??It didn't
>>61741678
Bros WTF is going on WDC, MU, and APPL and inversing SNDK
>>61741678This looks like bait boss.
>>61741665>miners still trailing 5%+ behind on the dayI need to hire a company to mine value out of my fucking bags
>>61741665I just bought today.
>>61741696the hell are you talking about, none of them have moved over 2%
>>61741705Sorry I'm watching micro movements...
damn MU might finish green even today
>>61741725SNDK is greenstrap on for earnings though
>>61741725Vice grip on MU....It's been nice knowing you all
close green?
and just like that, soxl is green for the day. absolute horseshit
>>61741738if earnings are good, were looking at crazy green candles tomorrow
Here it comes … hold me
>>61741743MU will be fine, no matter what happens aftermarket. Stay the course.
I never lose. MU and TQQQ 'folio keeps on buying the dip; making money. I MAY change tactics when Powell gets replaced by a Chimpanzee or a baboon or whatever.
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>>61741750I trvst...
>>61741749Not for half an hour yet.
Holy crap - GORO down another $0.14 today. Its fine. Just means I can buy nore before we go over $2 a share in 3 months.
DING DING DING DING DINGHow did it go today?!?!
>>61741748Tonight actually.
>>61741773Down 0.62%, only beat NASDAQ today but that's alright, way better than the -2.x% I was looking at earlier
>>61741773Today: -0.54%This Week: +1.27%This Month: +0.15%This Year: +0.15%Could have been worse
>>61741773sold gold as it hit the profit threshold. Picked up calls on SNDK and WDC for earning.
>>61741773-0.66%huh that's it? I swear I was -5% today
>>61741773I’m so fucking annoyed by how disconnected from reality miners are it’s just maddening
>>61741773Green. Need to sleep nighty night
>>61741773-$36,211.17 (-4.42%)Hey much better than early morning, I was up to 52k down.
>>61741773Irrelevant until SNDK and WDC report in.
>>61741773+0.25%, I've been beating the S&P over the last 3 months, evidently
MUbros we are GREEN even todaynow we're waiting for the earnings report
>>61741773-1.78% a healthy correctionStill waiting for this thing to really take off. Great month though
>>61741773-2.70%That's mostly due to holding leveraged Bitcunt
>>61741803MU doesn't report until early March though.
>>61741793>gold bounces>gold miners don'tI fucking know right?Silver and SILV is even worse
>>61741773-.4.4% with metals and minersToday was the generational low imho.
>>617417730.13% up. I'll take it.
le V has arrived.
>>61741805>>61741805>>61741805
>>61741809I mean the other two, I dont see how MU doesnt follow them to some extent at least
>>61741793>make it make sense!>Miners mine PMs and PMs up so miners have to go up, right?>why am I losing money?>WAAAAAAHHHHoly shit you have no idea what you are doing. Making money in this market is like stealing candy from babies like you.
Holy sandisk beat
Very odd day
My 7 day performance, thanks mostly in part to GOOG and AMZN longs, I did pay out a 10% AMD long ($221 to $247). I am too smart to get AyyMD'd again (Advanced Money Destroyer)
>>61741773raepd
>>61741773-4.53META 10.4Well, this month is flat now, and basically round tripped to November lows. The kangaroo hops on.
>>61741773Genuinely was crazy, almost became a day trader.
>>61741987hell yes brother
>>61741773typical garbagelost 47$ and recovered my SLV calls by the skin of my assI FUCKING CALLED THE DROP TODAY ALL THE INDICATORS WERE THEREAND I FUCKING SOLD A 105p FOR 2.00 CUZ I GOT SCARED AT A GREEN CANDLEI COULD HAVE 8Xim so fucking stupid i could just have bought a call for tomorrow and held it