canuck planes edition>Some helpful links to numb the painhttps://findahelpline.com/https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/https://www.whitehouse.gov/refundshttps://jlingz.com/>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesPrevious smigger thread>>61741805
>>61743421Dementia & israel obsession/thread
I’m seething with the power of a thousand suns that I only bought one call on SNDK.
If NOW cant go up on those earnings there is no way small caps are gonna go up.
>SNDK up 20%holy fucking shitwhats the play tomorrow, I got 10k to dump into something, do I split it half half in MU/SNDK
>>61743456Dude at least you're in the green on that trade.Some of us have lost everything.
>>61743462I think so anon..or just fucking nigger money calls
were going to dump tomorrow arent we? the market HAS to stay irrational longer than I can stay solvent I can profit from LEAPs tomorrow, and its not my first day on earth so that isnt going to fucking happen
>>61743477they'll probably all beat tomorrow.
>>61743490I'm mostly soxl TQQQ but I'd be down for a flash crash. I have $200k ready to deploy in SOXL and GGLl calls
>>61743490Let's check the>futures
I love this nigga Cramer so much. How is he always wrong (right)?
Something finally went right in my silly life.
Don;t you guys feel fucking bad making people salary in hours?
>>61743477Thinking of jumping into XOM at market opening tomorrow.
WDC -8 ahSDNK +90 ahI’m going to fucking kill myself
>>61742700>SNDK Dec 2026 options are b/e at around $900 lolis it even worth buying options that seems like high IV should I just buy the 2x letf
>>61743525not really. ive won and lost huge
>>61743525not really. what makes their time more valuable than my time as a shareholder?
>>61743534should have listened to cramer and then inversed it.
>>61743506What the fuck is buying shares on margin
>>61743525Wagies gonna wage, when I was younger I used to believe everyone had the capacity to make it. Now my frontal lobe has fully formed, I understand there will always and forever be hylics, NPCs, empty vessels whatever you want to call them. Nothing will elevate them from this position, no matter the ease of access and breadth of educational resources available. A literal lottery win for them would be but a brief departure from their net worth moving average, fortunes squandered soon crashing down and reverting to the mean. Don't hate the player hate the goyim. And long GRRR & IREN.
>>61743534
>>61743537In general you should wait for a downturn to buy calls especially LEAPs
>>61743525No, ive worked harder than most to get that salary.
>>61743557It defaults to margin, but it checks of you have cash first. It was really a normal cash purchase. I'm not suicidal enough to buy on margin.
>>61743525I'd fucking love to make people's salary in hours, and would gladly settle for making just a few salaries per year. No need to be greedy, just a few salaries for old anon.
>>61743474i think ill get 3k of MU, 7k of SNDK, see how long I can ride it before converting that into MU tooI just dont see SNDK stopping right now
Micronchuds where we at how we feelin’
>>61743525actually it makes me feel really really goodits better than cocaine
>>61743525No, I'm a poorfag who only makes the median US biweekly paycheck in a day.
IM FINALLY FREE FROM MY MNPI AGREEMENT!!! I HAVE RETURNED TO BIZ AFTER MANY YEARS!!!I CAN BUY STOCKS AGIAN WOOO!!!!1what have i missed in the last 2 1/2 years bros?
>>61743525Not that gains need justification but similar amounts can just as easily be lost in that time
Bros it looks more and more like i can realize my dream of sailing away never to return. My goal is to practice law until August 2028. I'm joining a yacht club that has a learn to sail every Thursday. I used to race small sail boats as a kid. I've been living at my mom's and saving all my money. And today this other lawyer who lives down the street who I have become buds with revealed to me he is an avid sailor. He's going to take me out on his boat. So I have real steps I can take to realize my goal. I just need to stack my bread and pray the market doesnt buttfuck me...Wagmi
>>61743589Should have bought more on the dip. It was 6 dollars higher than my limit order so I let it slide. Now im going to have to pay more on the next dip. It was kne of those "well if it hits my limit price then cool, if not, whatever". I've been burned just buying over my limit before, so im kinda schizo.
>>61743612There is not one spot on this earth that is free of human filth. You will never escape.
>>61743612
>>61743525i've lost everything before and ate shit for years. these people cant even comprehend losing what i did and staying sane and not begging someone for money to be made whole. its been 4 years and im still not back, but mentally i am
>>61743622But at least i won't be on the sinking ship that is the USAI feel the hand of fate upon me.
what's everyone listening to>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q0GtyZbHJDM
>>61743605multiple ATH and many it's overs.
>>61743653i'm listening to the default android phone alarm sound that's going to keep going off every couple minutes for the next half hour while I lay on the floor eating a pint of ice cream
this is some real bullshit. its perfectly within my rights to sit on the floor in the middle of the NYSE and play with my yugioh cards. Fuck you sanchez the security guard
good night USchads, EU going to sleep, see you tomorrow at open
>>61743690good night.
>>61743690good speed euro bro
>>61743525Unironically, is it time for the FCC to investigate Sandisk? It’s bullshit that they stopped GameStop but this thing can 2000% in nine months come on man.
>BTC just fucking dumpedWTFWTHas war been declared?Did Saylor get liquidated in minecraft?
MicronMicron over paradiseMicronMicron over paradiseGolden rays of the glorious MicronSetting down, such a blood-red dayNow the bears slowly retreatTo the shadows – out of sightBullish winds blow across the mountains Giving flight to the birds of HBM In the distance the scanners come To etch the wafers – day by dayOnly Micron is with us now Something dense and pure Find the margin within the stack No need for a cureWhen the cycle is slow And the candle’s hot The short fags waits to see what rotsOh how pretty All the lithographyThis is Jensen’s sacrificeWhen the spot price moves With a brisk attack The DRAM cycle breaks its backWhen the sun sets We will not forget the Micron over paradiseMicronI FUCKING LOVE MICRON/smg/ theme
Bros should I use some of my MSFT short gains to buy BF6?
My NOW calls went down 100%I couldn't even sell them for 0.01 centEvery day I pray for death to take me.
>>61743712crypto bros are dumping to buy physical gold and silver.
>>61743712Gold & silver dumped too
>>61743421Holy fucking shit BitcoinCome on mods don’t ban me it’s still news but we are legitimately donkey dumping free fall right now and so are futures! What the fuck almost 79k!,!!
I am be a silverbaggie, but at least I'm not a bitcuck
>>61743712Leaf planes bad or something. I swear this whole administration is retarded. The planes certification status is literally pending because transport Canada is no longer allowed to just rubber stamp safeties.
>>61743712bitFUCK is going to ZERO
>>61743716Why is it mooning so much despite closing Crucial? Is it the NAND megaplant in Singapore?
>>61743673https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DXJ8-E-jvuw
What if we really invaded Iran man wow
One(1) good pick can get you into early retirement in this roulette economy.
>>61743712BTC is in a bear market and will remain in one until at least Q4 of this year. The cycle remains unbroken. Anyone shilling otherwise is malicious.
news?
>>61743741Should have sold. We don't think you're cool for losing bigly.
i'm gonna slurp the crypto dip by buying MSTYi'll blame you guys if it gets delisted
I'm dumping SIL at open why did I buy that gay shit. Fuck silver and double fuck miners.Except NAK. NAK will 100x one day.
who the fuck has ever had beef with canada? genuine question
>>61743795Why are you overpaying for bitcoin premium plus Saylor's management fee + his coke & whore expenses + tip?Why not just buy BTC like a non-retard?
RDDT calls at 200 to ride the IV then dump before earnings?
>>61743757It still throws me off sometimes how emotionally unstable Trump and his lackeys are.
>>61743806that'll be the worst decision you've made this week. Min0rs are on the verge of face ripping rally.
>>61743788HIDDEN RECORDING OF CEO AND "EL PRESIDENTE" OF MINER INC, JOHN MINOR, CAUGHT DISPARAGING SHAREHOLDERS>I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY ACTUALLY HOLD THIS SHITHE SAYS, LAUGHING UPROARIOUSLY.>I DELIBERATELY DUMP THE STOCK THE MOMENT A PM EVEN TWITCHES>AND THEN WHEN THE PRICE OF THE PM RISES AND THROW THEM A FEW PITY %>THEY'VE GOTTA BE FUCKING RETARDS TO HOLD THESE BAGSMORE ON THIS, AND BOBO'S SPECIAL CRYPTO CORNER, COMING UP SOON
>>61743823Post QRD
Just a fun fact on February 7th, DOGE will only be up 40% on the 5 year chart, kinda freaky. End of an era.I think I might go 0dte on Tesla it’s down so slurpy, if Elon merges with xAI during trading that could be hundreds of thousands profit for me but probably won’t have the balls desu
>>61743838What's the story there i dont follow shit coins. Did do 1000x because some retarded tweeted it?
>>61743810I think he's just mad and looking for an excuse to weaken Canada economically.
>>61743768Closing Crucial allowed them to focus more on the higher margin AI infrastructure market, hence more revenue. Sucks for retail customers, but good for their business until this demand for HBM dries up.
>>61743812i know what i'm about>>61743806>NAKjust forty more years!!!
>>61743831Charts don't get any better than this. Maybe it dips a little lower if we bomb iran.
Who's got Alpha?Even a sniff of a rumour?Some big things coming?
>>61743853Doge is an og shitcoin that was designed to be effectively worthless due to its infinite supply. There was a big meme about it and when it gained a little bit of traction, the creator sold a TON of it to buy a 5k used Honda.
>>61743810the US has been quietly plotting revenge against the canuck menace for over 2 centuries ready a history book>>61743865>big things comingmy penis
>>61743864So you're the anon who's been spamming that. Is the thesis basically>this happened last timeLast time silver pumped, miners lagged and then pumped bigly?
SPY / VOO only down -$4 from all time highEverything else down -99%Boomers won
>>61743865Late but Trump is announcing his Fed chair pick officially tomorrow.https://www.cnbc.com/2026/01/29/trump-says-he-will-announce-a-replacement-for-powell-as-fed-chair-friday-morning.html
Welcome to Crypto Corner, brought to you by Bobo: It's Over.Retail leverage traders are now only a small part of the leverage in the crypto space. The market will turn the treasury companies upside down and shake them out by the ankles. It's literally free money.
>>61743886Yes. Same exact thing happened when gold went from 2k to 3k and miners did nothing but pumped big after.
>>61743885I don't think it's been 2 decades desu. Obama was extremely anti euro when it came to their defense spending but was pretty happy with Canada. W as well. 90 percent of the anti Canada stuff is from Stephen miller and Peter Thiel. I don't think any of the guys like Rubio or anything actually care about Canada.
I have no clue what's happening with this market. So much crazy stuff happening with the dollar and metals, and yet at the same time nothing is happening. I have no clue what to do from here.
>>61743898Alright I'm gonna hang in there and blame you if it goes poorly and take credit if it goes well.What's the time frame here? I dont plan to hold this shit forever. When to take gains?And thanks btw
>>61743810The only time I think about Canada is to laugh about their lack of Stanley Cups>0 cups in the last 33 years
>>61743712Bots read "Trump" and "Canada" and are trained to dump. Rightfully so.
Guys I have an 2000 IQ idea. If USD crashes exports of cheap stuff in USA will explode. What does USA have that doesn't require anything but some illegal immigrant doing for a dollar?So not a car, but more like food or textile or something.
kek>>61743920Im expecting good things by summer
Kneel
>>61743768Because God revealed it to me in a dream
Boomercoin getting near Michael 'The Boomer' Saylor's cost average. He is literally a loot pinata.>>61743838>Elon finally gets his money back from his twitter buy by taking a fat steaming shit on TSLA mouth breathersI could see it, honestly.>>61743865Here is your alpha. These repeating digits. CHECK EM
>we went from "lol stupid idiot, Alberta would never vote to leave Canada" to now them scrambling to change the law to prevent them from voting on it and calling it "treason, punishable by death" for any Alberta elected official to meet with Trump to discuss joining AmericaI'm guessing the turnout for the referendum was bigger than they thought
>>61743928soibean farmers stand to get filthy rich
>>61743942Technically the process for a province leaving has always been in place. In the 90s Quebec almost left by like 0.1 percent of the vote. I think it's more because a bunch of glowies were caught fucking around. It's more similar to Russia Crimea than the Quebec situation desu.
>>61743941>41
>>61743930Summer!But memory is ripping now! Thats fine it's good to have some diversity. Speaking of which... I think global equities are having a moment. My nut is mostly in VOO and VT, which I get has significant overlap.I'm thinking about diversifying into a global etf. Any recommendations? Good move?
>>61743864You might even say we backtested this lower band for the biggest upshot ever.
>>61743957Why would they buy from americans instead of brazilians or Argentinians who make them cheaper?
>>61743462>do I split it half half in MU/SNDK shortsfify
>>61743865I don't see anything changing for now. Stick with the winners. Hardware and metals.
>>61743988>If USD crashesread the thread
>>61743942Who the fuck would want to be run by this orange retard besides dipshits in Grande Prairie
$1000 more making its way into the account as we speak....
honestly, we should be bombing canada instead of iran
>>61743564>Don't hate the player hate the goyimOk now THATS based
>>61744007Never underestimate rural greed and idiocy.>Currently, Alberta separatists are collecting signatures for a petition process that could lead to a referendum on leaving Canada.>The Financial Times has reported they had meetings with US officials, which drew criticism from some Canadian premiers.>British Columbia Premier David Eby said that "to go to a country and ask for assistance in breaking up Canada - there's an old-fashioned word for that, and that word is 'treason'".>Jeffrey Rath, a separatism supporter who had meetings in Washington, called Eby's comment "stupid".>Rath, co-founder of the Alberta Prosperity Project, a grassroots organisation pushing for an independence referendum, told the BBC on Thursday that his group has travelled to Washington on three occasions in the last year, as private citizens on a "fact-finding basis".>Their meetings with senior officials were conducted as "a feasiblity study" on a possible $500bn (£362bn) line of credit should the province separate, he said, adding that his group was not soliciting funding.>He declined to say who the group met with. >Recent polling by Ipsos suggests that approximately three in 10 Alberta residents would vote to begin the process of separating and a new agreement on its relations with Canada.
>>61743975VT is king but AVGE and AVGV shouldn't be ignored. Especially at these valuations. People meme on value but if you look at what it holds it's actual profitable companies and away from tech>>61744007People who don't use reddit or discord i.e. normal working men
>>61744031Based, bomb brampton
>>61744014Put it all in IREN and you will have $2,000 next week after earnings & Amazon contract announcement.
>>61743589wtf overnight DUMPED on us
>>61743823>Min0rs are on the verge of face ripping rally.two more weeks?
>>61743975I hold 75% of my adult holdings in fzilx. They will continue to devalue the dollar , and the chaos only helps them accomplish this goal.
>>61743928sell used blue jeans to japs in Japan. In the 90s they were going for $600 a pair right from the thrift shop
>>61743985I’d like to test her back for an upshotAlso RIP my leveraged bitfuck
>>61744090Damn ripped the past month looks like a good one. What's the fee?>>61744048VT was my first consideration.
>>61744067I... could... I am Australian, but my broker offers free trades on us stocks... Lost 1k wouldn't devastate me....How sure of this are you? Is the idea to buy, then sell after it jumps, not hold?
Just bought a $3k worth of stock, got $360ish left to spend, what should I finish on.Here's what I just purchased(some of which I already held)>VOO>Nvidia>Micron>INTC>Palantir>LAC>UAMY>GoogleNo I'm not a Trumpfag, yes I buy into the fact that the shit he backs makes massive gains. I initially only went into Intel because I have a level of understanding with them, LAC and UAMY are new.
TRIPSANDTHEMARKETREALLYDIPS>>61744103100% certain sickcunt, its an Aussie company as well, written in the stars cunt.
>>61744102Zero percent . They only load/ sell at end of the day though .
>>61743985>backtested
>overnight market I don’t feel so good bros
>>61744108>No GRRR>No IRENNever GonnaMake It>>61744116I'd test her backIf ya knowhaddamean
>>61743653good tunes babe. do you play any instruments or sing? ever bought yamaha stock?
>>61744113Interesting. I'm on fidelity so I'm going to investigate tomorrow.
>>61744112Do i invest in the australian stock or the American stock? If it works ill chuck 1k into my u100 and use the rest for biz guided gamli-day trading
>>61743047Now you know that poor people are in fact bad people.
>>61744138Aussie stock might be better for FX rates as the dollar is weakening.I'm going to hold and see what happens, but the earnings swing is definitely a play if you want in and out in a week or 2.
so why did nearly everything turbodump then turbopump today?
>>61744118it's just a buying opportunity bro.I kinda hope we dump or crab for a little while longer until this stupid rollover of mine goes through.
>>61743653https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lMNqyvfuFI
>>61743933I kneel because I was gonna take the puts but I didn't because I lost all my money on NOW calls.
>>61744122>>No GRRR>>No IREN>>Never >Gonna>Make >ItI heard about IREN today. I started getting stock tweets on """X"""""" and this came up. The thing is these accounts feel scammy as fuck but with a veneer of professionalism. I unironically trust /smg/ more than them. What's the run down on them. I will most likely pick one of whatever responses I get just for fun. $300 isn't shit anyway.
>>61744118What the FUCK
>>61744154>then turbopumpdidn't happen
>>61744007Be quiet, territory.
where did all her fanboys go?
>>61744180CNBC blaming on the headline "trump will pick Fed chair nominee tom."nonsensical
How juicy was this AM spike, chat?
Whenever I see the market dump I just remember that in 30 years the SP500 will be triple anyway
You may now laugh at me and the trailing stop i set and forgot to remove before earning call.
>>61744175IREN is the immediate play, earnings on Wednesday and heavily rumoured to be announcing an Amazon contract.
>>61744108>UAMYGood pick, fren
>>61744118Oh, I just did some reading and, aside from the Canada nonsense, I think it's also because Warsh is leading the betting markets as the potential next Fed chair pick and he's the most hawkish of the bunch.
>>61744211My pencil lead just got harder .
>>61744235I think the tweet I saw was a US politician investing a shitload in this recently right? I'm thinking of buying two shares maybe.>>61744240Danke, I only put like 100 though. I'm pretty risk averse.
>>61744245trump doesnt want a hawk. for some reason he thinks the fed chair alone can decide the rates.
Bros I know its all fun and games and good gains in here. But some of the talk about gold and death of the dollar on the rest of this board has me kind of freaked out. Is something bad really going to happen? Will the gains all be for nothing? What des the future hold and how so we prepare?
>>61744268>What des the future hold and how so we prepare?Everything's going to be A-OK, okay?
How will population collapse affect the value of my portfolio??
>>61744268>What des the future holdDOOM !you should have already prepared
>>61744268If you unironically believe goldbugs you should buy my timeshare
>>61744281>How will population collapse affect the value of my portfolio??physical assets will be a lot cheaper, much of it free since everyone is dead.
Why would assets plummet prior to the most consequential monetary appointment of the decade? I wonder.
>>61744108>>61744240>>61744260How about USAR? Thinking just about another 100 for now.
>>61744268
>silver futures - 110>shanghai spot - 135>25 dollar gapuhhhh, how is this sustainable?
>>61744260That’s around how much I have in it, recently sold most of mine then bought back. I think it will be a good long-term pick though.UURAF is another good critical mineral stock, they have a rare earth processing facility which is going to start production in a few months.ARSMF is much more speculative but I wouldn’t invest until they finish a planned reverse splitIf you’re risk averse don’t be afraid to put trailing stop limit sells, because minerals can be crazy volatile.
>>61744268>Is something bad really going to happen?Yeah, Anon will be eternally trapped with his fucking Miner bags
>>61744268>What des the future hold and how so we prepare?When Trump ran for pres the first time he said the US would not "default" it would just print endless dollars to devalue the fiat currency and inflate away the debt. Once reason Trump is going around trying to buy/control more land and natural resources (Greenland, Venezuele, Iran) and going into crypto is to use the new assets as collateral for even more debt and get people into cyptocurrency so they turn your money off, or take it from you to "invest" in government securities - for your benefit. Just watch some documentaries on how people survived hyperinflation in Germany and Argentina. If you have anything of value hoards of hungry people will be coming buy taking it, uh I mean asking for a donation.
Someone tell me what just happened
>>61744305>USARScam ass company. If you want something broad go MP instead.
>>61744261Yeah I know, he's been begging for rate cuts so I'd be surprised if that's his pick tomorrow. People/headlines are latching onto this rumor pretty hard tonight though.
>>61744340let's check back in a couple months.honestly if it's a dovish fed nominee that might be the explosion that lights this fire.
HOOKED>HOOKEDHOOKED
anyways think I'm gonna go take a dump
>>61744331Try and smuggle silver into China
>>61744347will stancil is being raped by the AI bubble.
>>61744347>Check MU>+0.39% AH>check again>+2.5% with no evidence of that previous dipReal schizo hours. I need a fucking drink
>>61744366No one deserves it more
>>61744348Okay I mixed them up, MP I believe was the one to call out Reuters yesterday, which is good since that should have hit their stock making it cheaper.>>61744337Everything I do is for long term. I started too late investing(literally just a few months ago) so while I want to be safe, I'm very frugal so I can take some risks here and there but ultimately my goal is to hit $100k net worth, then 500, then a milli, then I'll feel secure but of course still looking to grow. VOO will always be the core of my portfolio.
>>61744376I blame the Asians
>>61744331it's manipulation to drain western supplies. most of it will be routed through India.
>>61744391Im not usually a schizo but I think the Reuters article was market manipulation. Bloomberg also just published an article basically saying the opposite an hour ago.
>>61744444checked
>US dollarIf I was 50 years younger I'd kick your ass!
>>61744108>UAMYI'm kind of bitter but not so much that worked out.I did so much research and found uamy and bought like 6000 or 7000 shares around .75 before it continues the big dump. Then it finally went back up a bit and I got my money out but it kept upping way passed that to like 20 fucking dollars. I typically seem to sell too early if I don't consider it a forever hold. I keep doing it too.ETFs only for me at this point.Curious why people are buying after this huge runup though.
>>61744457Cold War with China will continue, and it owns the only antimony smelter in the country. It’s safe until the end of Trump’s presidency at the very least, and likely after that unless we elect some filthy commie
Is stock market die? Why is bitcoin under $82k? I thought 2026 was last year of bull market?
>>61744455>If I was 50 years younger I'd kick your ass!for the younguns who dont knowhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yH_PyOLV4YU
>>61744516Kek, I gotta hand it to the Jews for one thing, Saturday night HBO PPV boxing was a quality broadcast
>>61743462MU shill here: Yes. Set trailing stop loss orders at 20% and leave them alone. This is not a 'play.' It is short term investment in a volatile stock in a volatile industry during a boom year. There will be double-digit red days. Stay the course.
>>61744485Sure but why keep going up so much from here even this is a minor pullback?It's already seen about an 80x from a recent bottom. That's massive.
>>61744529another quality interviewhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hdpUmxoGMBw
>>61744529this song goes so fucking hardit should be jerome's walk out song for press conferenceshttps://youtu.be/ne7ugsMZe7M
EXUBERANCE>EXUBERANCEEXUBERANCE
>>61744535how long will it last? i bought $4k at $389. 20%-25% stop good after it run up some more?
>>61744571Until the PEG reaches 1, which is still absurdly low, which would mean the stock would have to hit $850. Trailing stop loss orders are your friends, and I have been recommending 20% to anyone who will listen. Don't try to outsmart it. Just take your 80% whenever you get it and have a beer.
>NASDAQ 100 up 0.02%>US 100 down 0.67%
>futures
I'm gonna invest for the first time, I think I'm gonna do VT
All the analysts that I know are closing their gold longs. They say 6k is not possible. I think they're right. I'll market sell my positions tomorrow
>>61744647>SLV down 0.002%>Miners down 4%
>the company grew by 39% in the quarter?>Outperformed all expectation?>SELL ITS A FAILURE!
>>61744657do baka
>>61744657A global index fund? You can do better than that. Try AIRR. I've had very good luck with it.
>>61744666Just overvalued. Companies usually outgrow their CEO and waste their position.
>>61744681including microsoft?
>>61744103there are no free trades on US stocks in australia, your broker is likely killing you on fx fees on US stocks. The best broker for US stocks as an aussie is IBKR
>>61744688Idk why he doesn't buy Australia. That country is immune to recessions due to selling resources to all of Asia and Latinx America. Ray Dalio says it's one of those countries that were safe havens the past few centuries.
will stancil is safe again and so are futures. ty for your attention to this matter.
KEVIN WARSH>KEVIN WARSHKEVIN WARSH
What does it open at tomorrow? Is it a Jewish trick?
henlo mister jeromeplease activate the gigacutshyperinflation is comingu cannot stop itit will happenembrace itaccelerate itthank u mister jerome
>>61743525>Don;t you guys feel fucking bad making people salary in hours?yes, but it makes me feel better doing it over and over
>>61744340No... not that
>>61744907>jerome*Kevin Warsh
FOSL
>>61744940i dont wanna say mister kevin
>>61744558Thanks for sharing this. Reminds me of the old college football theme and also all the NFL Primetime songs. wtf happened to sports, man? It used to be so masculine and pure.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4iXhs9x-7yk&list=RD4iXhs9x-7yk&start_radio=1https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=akACbI_sQv8&list=PLeP9xVhcR78xqW_wYMPFenGVoQLYT9I8m&index=2
>>61744960I absolutely cannot stand apehoop, but even so for me it's thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Pnl1ulaG5k
>>61744959mister WARSH has a kinda neat little ring 2 it tho. I don't think Black Betty will be rite anymoar.
>>61744985i dont like ittrump should find another old rich white guy named jerome
do you guys ever step back and realize that you have basically gambled tens of thousands--if not hundreds of thousands--of your hard earned dollars on the advice you've received on this anonymous imageboard due to your logical conclusion that >well, that poster sounds really convinced that they're right and sounds like theyve read about itbut then don't actually verify any of the information yourself?and have made money like this?
>>61744989vibe trading is how I make all my money
>>61744989True
>>61744989I wouldn't be where I am now without the ppl in these threads
>>61744989i should add, i am doing this right now with MU and silver minors. I don't know shit about memory or rocks
>>61745015computers and minerals are scams. go to work tomorrow and apologize to your boss and coworkers for being weird.
You guys ever been to a strip club in Montreal? All of the girls have bush. Very weird
what happens to market if we war with iran?
How high do yall think silver will really go?
>>61745025Fuck cowsois
Everytime I think chips are overvalued I sit back and watch the latest ai cat videos. Look at this shit and tell me it isn't fricking incredible. Anyone who underestimates ai is going to be buried.https://www.youtube.com/shorts/TKg_3pMJRWI
>>61745049Lower first. The institutions want in. Then we go to $500.
>>61745025What am I looking at
>>61745058And I look over and see shit like this and I know we're in the money
>>61745072Hopefully it goes high enough for me to dump my bags first, I can’t afford to hold that long
>>61745058can't you just record a video of a cat with your phone? what's the big deal
>>61745058>all of those third worlders in the comments that think it's realWow!
My handgun is lost in the mail. Hasn't updated in 2 days since St. Louis...
>>61745109Nothing ever happens. The ATF will rape the carrier if it's missing
>>61745113Hopefully its just the snowstorms
What would my smartest position be:I have two open calls for SNDK, with a strike of $650 that expire tomorrow. What is the smartest play?I truly believe we are going to see one of the most insane runups of all time tomorrow. It's the perfect storm; MU paving the trend (it will be 800 at least EOY, but probably sooner. STX Earnings report (boomed and brought the tide up) new fed chair announcement in the AM, and the insane earnings report which has it trading around 650~ after hours. This thing is going to scream to 700 and I wouldn't be shocked to see it hit 850 or 900 tomorrow if it all rides together.>Exercise both to have a total of 230 shares for 135k (which would wipe ~85% of my entire portfolio in order to fund this) and ride the lighting.or>Buy one, sell one/rollI refuse to sell both, even if its a cool 30-50k profit. Looking for some perspectives and guidance. Thank you,>tl;dr 2 contract for SNDK expire at 650 tom.>Buy both and wipeout/all in 85% of portfolio>Buy 1 sell the other
are you guys stacking SIL/SILJ or individual miners?
>futurinos
metals are about to drop again~15 mins
>>61745149Meme legend AG is my biggest hold
You know here I was thinking I was being cute and clever with Micron but I check and it's the 21st most valuable company by market cap. Oh well
>>61745161nah, they'll skyrocket because it's friday and instability comes on the weekend
will the fed chair appointment tomorrow do anything to markets?
>>61745173He'll take 'em for a spin in his Miata
This BTC dump erased the massive open interest ramp up from everyone trying to get long yesterdays dump. Pic related, a 500 bitcoin long from some greedy retard on deribit earlier to day. I'm wondering why bobo can't clear 80k and it's looking like bitty is doing that beach ball underwater thing it does before heading to new all time highs. And full moon in the coming days, it's normal to see dumping into it, then pump coming out of it.
>>61745173yes, it will.
>>61745168no dr pavel, trump weekend madness comes later.
>>61745181Kek, if its Mr. Bussy
>>61745058that video gave me cancer
>>61744989>do you guys ever step back and realize that you have basically gambled tens of thousands--if not hundreds of thousandsYes, this pic is old, its up to about 570% now - thanks /smg/
Should I be euphoric or fearful right now?
>>61745182does anyone but overweight millenials pay attention to crypto anymore let alone think about putting money in it? genuine question.
>>61744989I’m too retarded for this shit, now someone answer my question. Does SNDK have another x10 in it?
Anybody buying the Salesforce dip? Software the next meme industry?
>>61745058Subhumans love AI slopWhich is bullish.
>>61745212Im subhumans
>>61745149Individual miners but SIL ans SILJ are the sane choice
>>61745227
>>617452102x probably.
>>61745105Surely those are bots/children
Start doing this.
>>61745249MUchud if ive ever seen one
>>61745249this guy is 19 isnt he
>>61745263Nah, too red. It's gotta be Miners.
>>61745249why is his hair running away?? what the heck!
Good times going through my archive. Ive been gone too long
>>61743810You can tell he's fucking seething because he brings up Canada even when they aren't in the conversation. Trump was asked about Starmer visiting China, and he immediately redirected his answer to make it about Canada. From the stereotype of never caring/knowing anything about canada to literally bringing them up at every chance is crazy.
>>61745289Canada is an American satellite state.
>>61745291bit like ur mum
>>61744750Fuck futures they were green yesterday and we fucking dumped
>>61745141MU shill here: Since we have no financial data to tell us what SNDK's fundamentals are -- PE and PEG and EPS estimates and so forth -- and since even if we did their insane performance has deformed all the traditional metrics to the point of being useless, we are all driving at high speed in the dark. I cannot advise you. Sorry. Do as best you can before we crash, whenever that may be.
>>61745339With sandisks earnings behind us, i would be concerned that an extremely strong earnings report from micron is going to be priced in.
>futureshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wA5VoZZ7F4
>>61744806>Fuckup Man Supreme who wanted to tighten rates when employment was at 10 (TEN) percent>resigns from the fucking board because he's being laughed at so hard circa 2011
i told you about metals mani warned you
silver sisters. it's time for a heart to heart.
>>61745339Is it really worth that much? As some anon said it's already the 21st company in the world by market cap, why do people act like it will surely go up another 100%?
>>61745371The thing to me is it sets off my smeller on 2008 Crises Part II being prepared, so very intentionally bringing him back for that.
i passed by steve bussyant in manhattan today. i turned around to ask him about fanny but he REEKED of semen. i had to powerwalk away. Very disrespectful.
>>61745401Yeah.>so this guy fought against inflation back then huh? Maybe he'll be just the guy we need for what's coming...That's our president 8 hours ago.
>>61745411Steve didn't smell like that. NIGGER powell probably did though.
>>61744989I have made tremendous money from these feels
So are the BAG7 going to do anything at all?
BRICS resonance when
anons, i am here to inform you that Palantir Technologies, Inc. ticker PLTR will be rallying on Monday, Feburary 2 2026 BIGLY. This earnings week has simply confirmed the truth for those who still didnt believe it: AI is profitable. AI will be as ubiqutious as company enterprise software. Palantir is WAY ahead of the competition. the competition did well, PLTR will do better. it is self explanatory
It’s over…. My silver calls will expire worthless, fuck. I’ve lost it all
>>61745471all glownigger stare frog posters should be required to post 10 year return
>>61745471retarded nigger word salad person, that's priced in.
>>61745416I'm guessing it's more like a (((special phone))) rang and he said "yes sir, I hear and I obey".
>>61745478gay faggot shiny nigger rock anon was right.
>>61745545https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TeqoJvdg7Wc
>>61745478stop gambling you stupid degenerate freak
>>61745249Hair like this is so brutal, it looks old and at the same time, even if we ignore his babyface, like the hair of a baby. It's making you look older and at the same time younger in an unsexy way.
Just hold physicalNo expiryNo trading halts
>>61745558>tarnishes>gets stolen by nigs
>>61745555What a strange comment.
>>61745478Good. All options gamblers should hang. Don’t cry on your way to the door. McDonald’s are waiting.
>>61745478whos next
>>61745558You only gotta carry it and hope the other buys at spot price.>>61745565Did that hit too close to home?
>>61745249>not pouring in>a bottle of>ZZ TOP>HAVE MERCY>HOT SAUCE
>>61745400/reaches for his copypastaHi anons, Charles Schwab MU-shill here. I've been trying to help you guys make money since last November, and I will persist as long as I feel it will do any good. Look at the low forward PE and the absurdly low PEG. Look at the EPS forecast. The crazy train has no brakes, and there is still time to get on board. Buy a little. Wait for it to go up, so that you feel safe. Then buy a little more. So long as the PEG remains below .5, it remains a screaming deal.I know you have that AHHH I DON'T WANT TO BUY AT THE TOP feeling. That's okay, anon. Don't get greedy and don't get scared. Just hang on tight and wait for the tsunami of cash to keep pushing them upwards. Oh, and remember -- you cannot baghold semiconductor stocks. It WILL go back down to $100 or so after the data center craze is over and wander around aimlessly for the next 10-15 years.
KEK FUTURES
>>61745638That's not an answer though, unless you count "line go up" as your reason (which might as well be true in this gay ass market).
>>61745204Bitcoin has a fixed supply growth of .83% each year. If you think that on average demand for btc grows by more than that each year, then by definition you should be bullish. I personally am because tons of instruments are getting made for institutional investors. Pension funds just now getting access to invest in it, and fidelity now recommends 1% of your retirement portfolio to be in btc. They have sales teams behind these instruments. That said I am not a true believer, but I also do like knowing I can shove a ledger wallet up my butt and dodge a draft with ~100k to my name.
>>61745183This genuinely breaks my heart. I hope that kid's doing better now
>>61745697ts the type of shit where you´re almost asleep but then remember ts and scream.
HmmmmmmmmmI just need +40% this year and I'm a millionaireIt sounds ridiculous, but for me 2023 was +100%, 2024 was +100%, and 2025 was +30%
>>61745697he should have known better, there's a difference between being romantic or idealistic and living in an autistic dream world.
kek chinkleaf is posting in the disney land thread.
>>61745771idk, it seems pretty clear to me that the other girls told him she would say yes and that she had a big crush on him. And at that point, would you really think they are lying about all of that just to be cruel? I wouldn't until something like this happens. At which point I would of course be fucked up for life.
Silver is currently down 14% from ATH
>>61745780QRD?
>>61745798Silver top callers were right....
>>61745789>would you really think they are lying about all of that just to be cruel?yes, but I was always like Daniel Plainview except that I want people to succeed.
>>61745757teach me your ways, master
>>61745789there's no way this autistic retard talked to any girls or the girl at length. She was probably nice to him one time in passing 6 months before this.t. autistic retard
>>61745771>>61745697How old are these idiots. The girl comes in as if she's been working 30 year in an office with that cup in her hand
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