How the fuck are you supposed to trade stocks or whatever?I cant figure it outWith crypto its just like 3 clicksWith stocks I cant even do it. I put 50000 into it but cant do anything. cant even withdraw. called them for support but nobody picks up.what the fuck is this? are you actually supposed to call the brokers at the trading floor? the fuck
yes, you have to call John Wallstreet personally when you want to sell
>>61746157(Financially speaking) FUG STOCKS NIGGA I LIKE THEM ANIME BOOOOBIEEEEEEE huhhhh uhhhhhh ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhOoOOooOOOOOOO BOOOOOBIIIE SNIFF NISSSNIFFFF
>try to make a trade>cant>need to pay the government for classes and pass them to be allowed to buy optionsWhat the fuck. Singapore is such a shithole
>>61746205Amelia wants you to invest in the FTSE
>>61746157For me it's the oppsite
>>61746319>the goyim is starting to figure it outoy vey
>>61746157Kekk imagine being this fucking late
>apply for futures account with broker>have to provide certified photo copies of ID, passport, tax returns, proof of employment>say i am self employed crypto trader for past 7 years with six figures>application gets denied>get told you are credit risk>basically fuck you get a real job instead of gambling digital monopoly money>become inexplicably even more anti semetic from this experienceI miss crypto so much brehs. You literally just give them your email address and have instant access to 50x leverage pairs>oy vey shut it down goy
>>61747497>give them your emailCringet. XMR chad
I missed the opportunity to short silver because of this shit.
>>61746157>How the fuck are you supposed to trade stocks or whatever?"Over the years, I’ve often been asked for investment advice, and in the process of answering I’ve learned a good deal about human behavior. My regular recommendation has been a low-cost S&P 500 index fund. To their credit, my friends who possess only modest means have usually followed my suggestion.I believe, however, that none of the mega-rich individuals, institutions or pension funds has followed that same advice when I’ve given it to them. Instead, these investors politely thank me for my thoughts and depart to listen to the siren song of a high-fee manager or, in the case of many institutions, to seek out another breed of hyper-helper called a consultant."Warren Buffett
This is literally the top signal for the mutt stock market. Unironic chan retards trying and failing to buy stocks.
It's so fucking over
