bussyant edition>Some helpful links to numb the painhttps://findahelpline.com/https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/https://www.whitehouse.gov/refundshttps://jlingz.com/>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesPrevious smigger thread>>61785484
>>61787319y u bake early
lowest risk/highest reward options play? Feeling gambly.
>Annoyed with myself for selling AMD at $220 as it went up to 250 after>that dropho ho profit takers win again
THIRD FOR SCHDGREEN BABY GREEN
*still wins*
GAUZ
Western Digimons, we are green
GOOG
>sandisk already recovered fake panic lul
>>61787365SCHY as wellinternational is insanely green right now
>>61787354Kimberly-Clark (KMB) has huge upside and is undervalued. Their new materials technology division has come up with an adult diaper that can absorb 30x it's weight. If it crabs, it still has a 5% dividend. If you're not FOMOing into a diaper right now, you're potentially missing out on the next big thing.
guys... smart money is rebalancing again...
Feeling BREDDY gud
SLURPARINO
>>61787385
>>61787381not an option playalso>an adult diaper that can absorb 30x it's weight.Grandma gonna be totally weighed down as the nursing home staff ignore her, should increase bed sores. Long funeral companies.
>>61787395>slurp>dip>slurp>dip>slurp>dipOk now what
SanDisk down -7% on no news?
>>61787381I am not investing in adult diapers. With the influx of JD Vance's H1B Jeets, I anticipate the demand for adult diapers to decrease as the number of people who shit on the street increases. You would be better off investing in a company that produces quality solvents for cleaning shoes that have stepped in human shit boss.
>>61787406Hahaha bought frickin time
>>61787406Chicken profit taking + panic selling.Zero brain behind it. Most that want to leave will leave this week.
im officially a UNH and HUM baggy
>>61787381interesting. this pairs well with my GRND play. I will have to slurp some.
>Advance Money Destroyer working as intendedlel I sold the top again, setting another buy order at $200
>>61787405Sell
>PLTR -8%Hope you enjoyed the brief place in the sun
Everything I have is down except SCHD?Where is the money going?
>>61787319ZESTYBROS WE'RE SO FUCKING BACK
SANDISK IS FUCKING DUMPING AHHHHHHH
>me>holding VT logging off>you>losing money every day and giving it to me>me>epstein harem in old age reading classics>you>seethe working at globcorp in old age listening to gen beta kid coworkers blasting AI generated dubstep mumble country fusion rap on their apple bonepodswe are not the same
KEK AMDKEK SNDKKEK SCHD
>SMCI's relationship with BAKA/SOXL today
>>61787406lol. faggots listening to /smg/ and buying shit deals at the top - semiconductor edition>b-but muh p-peglmao die, you fuckheads never fucking learn
>>61787405mindless "buy the dip" mentality ONLY works for index funds like the S&P500. When it comes to individual stocks, it's never a good idea to throw good money after bad money just because a stock is down a lot.
Utilities anon hereYou still didn't listen did youI cant help if you prefer to be poor
>>61787366But....b-b-b-b-b-b-but...ITS NOT REAL GAINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ITS NOT REAL DIVIDENDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ITS NOT PUMPING AND DUMPING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>61787434SMCI was the one trade I was unsure about and it's the one that pumps the whole shitstonk portfolio green now
>>61787411they are rumored to be working on a line tailored to jeets to help them fit into western society. no instead of pooping on you neighbors laws, or public transport, you can just low key shit your pants anywhere and anytime with no spillage.
>>61787432>KEK AMD>KEK SNDKI boughted
>>61787319I don't understand how i am losing so much money right now
ok schd-chan slow down a little you'll get tired
>>61787423LOL
>Muh PEGKek baggies
I bet against the US consumer. (And I’m winning)
>>61787450look at him go!!!
>>61787442>those hips>that pig faceI like thick girls but... ew
The SCHD enjoyer won
>IREN -13%There is no bottom to this one.
STOP THE COUNT
>>61787474Stop... don't say that. Why say that.
>>61787457>he bought
Oh were about to go upto 70 now? How boring
at this time I am very unsure about PINS btw. not even lying. But I will hodl anyway and cut my losses short days ago
>>61787470>phone conveniently covers face
>trading
WTFWT
can we stop going down musisters
>>61787465we're in a new paradigm bro! micron will inherit the earth bro! of course this fag will now cope with still being up, while the naive niggers who listened to him are already bleeding.
What a glorious bloody red day about dam timeI told you the top was inI knew because I was about to fomo
Why is God doing this to me
>>61787491no not trading rebalancing the portfolio and adding diversification
>that dropHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>61787489>>61787470Have sex
Another day, another NIGGER day in the stock market.
>>61787491and then after a while you use the name field on 4chan
>>61787499You did this to yourself.
>>61787474Buying More
why is pltr dumping
If you had a 100% cash position what would you slurp right fucking now?
>>61787319Why is my ex-north America dividend ETF up 2% today? What is happening? Do I sell and take profits?
>>61787512so your investing and just come here to....? chat? fuck off, im already recovering btw
>>61787521Nothing it's got a long way down to go
>>61787498>What a glorious bloody red day about dam time>Nasdaq is down 1%>S&P500 is down 0.3%
>>61787521MU is the only American company I would add.
Well.Time to set my final stop loss on MUU I'm afraid
>US ISM Services Index Jan: 53.8 (est 53.5; prev 54.4)- Employment: 50.3 (est 51.8; prev 52.0)- Prices Paid: 66.6 (est 65.0; prev 64.3)- New Orders: 53.1 (est 55.0; prev 57.9)>it's a beat because of prices
THE BAGGIE SWEAT PANTS AND THE REEBOKS WITH THE STRAPS
>>61787521Even when the economy is down people still need to shit and piss.
When did Nicki Minaj get so deep in the US government? Is Taylor Swift going to jail?
>>61787470yeah her face sucks and she should lose 10 lbs.
>>61787545SHE HIT THE SUPPORT(SHE HIT THE SUPPORT)SHORTIES GOT BLOWN BLOWN BLOW BLOWN BLOWN BLOWN BLOWN BLOWN (their dick)
>>61787508You sound gay
>>61787366>does nothing>winsChecked
>>61787545HE GOT THE WHOLE BROKERAGE FIRMLOOKING AT HIM
>>61787554yes
Bear attack failing
>see some random post on CAG>throw some cash into CAG calls out of lulz>it fucking printsThe real alpha is out there, in plain view, in Bhutanese bycicle BBSs, for free.
>>61787528no I come here because I hate traders
>>61787554BEEZ IN THE TRAP BEEZ BEEZ IN THE TRAP *Scott Bessent nodding, bopping his head*
>>61787571you come here to cope and feel better about your shit life. its ok m8. learn to trade while you re calibrate and diversify kek
Abandon tech!!!
>>61787585The bubble has popped
>>61787395I want this company to go bust because I keep reading the ticker as MSMR https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DE5DXUfX0cc
>>61787585its gonna dump and then slow crawl up for the rest of the week. dont be retarded
>>61787528This place is just people shooting the shit. There are no serious investors here and very few of us have a 7fig+ folio
musisters its under 400
>>61787440Imagine someone quadrupling down on BYND because le slurparino
>>61787585PANIC SELL PANIC SELL PANIC SELL PANIC SELL
IM GONNA END IT ALL REEEEE
>sea of red in softwarekek i think we're due to another programmer culling brosonly this time the market is assit's so fucking over>t. 10 YoE "senior"
We getting circuit breakers today
MUmusisters what do we do now?
>>61787615MUD, obviously
Do I all in GGLL or TQQQ? Hey, baby, ride with me awayWe doesn't have much timeMy blue jeans is tightSo onto my love rocket, climbInside tank of fuel is not fuel, but loveAbove us, there is nothing aboveBut the stars, above
>APP>$386Digital marketing is fucking done done
>>61787612on what news?
Bought META 2/20 $700 calls at the bottom. There's still time to get in, bros.
>>61787615
So what was that Trump Xi phonecall anyway?
>>61787599UghI want to cancel my stop loss kek
SLV bros!
>>61787385good morning, beautiful. google earnings today! my 2nd biggest position, my mom's biggest. i don't want to ruin your fun, but it is rare for divvy stocks to outperform the nasdaq, and this won't last forever. i know you might feel like it's important to "catch up" and pull ahead of tech investors, but that's probably not likely to happen long-term. the longer this goes on, and i feel it won't be much longer, the more important it gets for you to make a rebalance to growth. i know you disagree babe and i don't wanna fight or make you feel bad, just what i think is best for you, how i can best advise you. want you to be happy most of all though and you do what makes you feel best.
https://finviz.com/map.ashx
Kek
>>61787638nothing really changed so its just a pull back and profit taking from what i see, probably best to cancel it
>>61787620>Stock already at an ATH>Market jittery as fuck>Many good tech companies doomping on solid earnings due to unreasonable expectations>Double leverageI see no possible way this could go wrong.
I really think I should just abandon my shit and chill in etfs. I don't have what it takes bros. Just thinking about taking the l before it gets worse. Is this it?
Just sell AMZN covered calls its not like its gonna hit $300 this year.
>>61787644shut the fuck up faggot no one cares
How is the Nasdaq and the S&P 500 holding up so strong with big tech stocks dumping in high single digit percentage points? The Mag7 aren't exactly doing well either, what's holding up the S&P right now that it is barely down at all when there is so much individual red in tech right now?
Everyone mock the MU shill
2016 was 10 years ago
>>61787644I wish Barrick had cute anime girl mascots too
>>61787651Turn the monitor off and go look at your portfolio again 10 minutes after market close. A lot of the daily loss will have been slurped by then.
>>61787647Zoom outWay out
TRIPSANDTHEMARKETFLIPSGREEN
>KOSPIcan nothing stop korea? is it the RAM hype?
>>61787559Did you even see her face faggot?
>>61787667Fug
>>61787651invest in etfs and take a little bit and trade until you get good at consecutively making profit. also, practice "day trade" with a papertrade acct until you get the hang of it. risk management.
>>61787609That's gay. I work in tech (supporting AI no less) so this isn't only beheeming my 'folio but also threatening my job. The job market for code monkeys is pure ass right now and probably always will be. I don't want to beg for a job.>>61787620Unironically why don't you wait for signs of an actual reversal? Like I swing TQQQ too but why don't you trade the trend, use an indicator, just DCA, or do anything else instead of going all in while it's still fucking up?
>>61787667Oh no, looks like Anon saw his single. Guess we have 6 more weeks of tech dumping
>>61787668That's like their entire economy
>>61787521Just boughted 700+ shares of MU. See y'all at $425 MUniggers
>>61787647Dude, I'm happy for SCHD holders that you're finally for once not undeperforming the market, but Micron had more gains in the past 6 months than SCHD had in literally the past 20 years.
>>61787579He said traders, not NEET degenerate gambling niggers.
>>61787668Hey it accounts for 40% of the ticker, so yes.The other companies are nice shock absorber.
WDC IS GOING DOWN TO HELL WITH US
>have all my money in one investment fund>12% of the fund is MicrosoftI will never have a beautiful woman with a huge ass sit on my face
>>61787549shill meit looks dumped
>>61787691youre a fucking loser and so is the idiot your defending
Wew did someone sit on the VT SELL button and then rebuy?
>>61787423good.
WE ARE MU MARINES AND WE AER NEVER FUCKING SELLING!!!
>>61787697You'd just get pink eye anyhow
SOXLLADDERATTACK
>>61787707HODL THE LINE
>>61787682Slow an Steady
How tf aren’t my MSTR puts pumping more? Saylor will go bust and bitcoin will bottom late this year. They’re severely underpriced. Buy my bags faggots
SPY has been unable to go above 700 starting to think were at the top, unironically, maybe the market will go sideways until the next fed rate announcement march 18theverything is overbought
dont be greedy like me and use stop limit instead of stopi went from +20% to -20% because the order didnt go through. it was spy, the most liquid shit out of everything
Glad I sodl MU on SNDK earnings day. I can now buy more shares than what I had before. Am I buying here? No.
>MUBLACK HOLE SUNWON'T YOU COMEAND WASH AWAY THE RAIN?BLACK HOLE SUNWON'T YOU COMEWON'T YOU COME
>>61787658I'll personally thank him. I was personally way too greedy, but I'm still up 57% on my MUU (which I bailed out on)
>>61787699You sound mad
You idiots thought you could just ride the line up forever hahaha
>>61787707Holding the line
I just made $28 after spending an hour explaining how to download a file and print it, which required explaining how to double click a file. Meanwhile, some retard made 100x through a good trade. I'm NGMI.
MûmaKILL
>>61787660you can make your own
How much more can we dump!??!??
>>61787716violent crabbing for the entirety of 2026
the market has tariff derangement syndrome
reeeee they are bullying my VZ and pumping that overvalued shit TMUS today
>>61787725says the guy literally going out of his way to join in on a conversation he wasnt initially a part of. im fine. you sound dumb. >dont actually learn to trad just invest and rotate certain shit out and make sure you diversifythis is the stance youve decided to take because youre too fucking incompetent to actually learn wtf it is you ought to be doing
MUbros we are cooked
im going to go play video games and ignore my portfolio for the rest of the week, if i cant see it i cant get sad and sell
>>61787725have fun speculating and posting pepes about how your shits tanking
>>61787716We had Dotcom before and we have SaaSmageddon now. The US bear market of 2026 began yesterday.
lol wtf is going onso much volatility
>>61787733yes, I'm actually playing with gemini atm but I'm not satisfied enough to post one desu
>>61787753I might do the same. I picked up baulders gate 3 finally. Its pretty good.
What is the general oppinion on Tobaco stocks?I dont have a lot of money to invest so i put what i had in tobaco stock because i belive weer headed for a recession and this sort of stuff always does well in a recession
I just know if I sell here we're going to gigapoomp soon after. So I'm not selling>>61787753Good idea. Maybe I'll finally finish Circle of the Moon.
As a goyim I deserve this
>>61787758The big tech company reported good earnings and that scares people.
>>61787764Dont invest in evil.
>>61787753I'm gonna watch Margin Call and then read Kurumi-chan (the manga about trading). It's the only thing I can do because I have no money left but I am also high conviction in all of my remaining positions, so selling doesn't make sense.
>>61787745>he replied to 'you sound mad'Post loss porn or gtfo>>61787754My ports up 30% today on tech puts bitch, project harder
>>61787761nice, feels good mang
DGRO at 73 holy shit
just buyed NVDA
>>61787764shrinking customer base tentatively achieving equilibrium with continuously higher prices that have in recent years been boosted by the popularity of nicotine pouchesI would have said they were undervalued in 2023
>>61787774ill assume you have no education. what youre doing is gambling. i dont care how much you have or how lucky youve gotten. youre a failure who has no clue wtf their doing add to that you have the audacity to brag as if you do. cant wait to see you meltdown when you fuck yourself you megalomaniac
just boughting SNDK
>>61787667Rollan
>been wanting dips to buy>everything keeps dipping>too scared to do anythingCool.
>>61787794thanks for the update, faggot
i told people there'd be a flush last night and to take shit putsmade a very quick 400%
>>61787793>what youre doing is gamblingHow much are you down today
Can someone give me a good explanation on the value of Novo Nordisk A/S and is it a good investment long term? Thanks in advance
>>61787764should've bought bats couple of years back>t. AVG $29
>>61787801less than 2% and ive already cut my losses. stupid bum
>>61787781I want NVDA, but this shit is bouncing around like a cheap whore.
Glad I opened up a couple of 3x short positions in MSTR and PLTR yesterday, they're about the only things keeping my portfolio from getting absolutely fucked.
>>61787799i remember you, didn't have any funds to take advantage but grats
>>61787716>everything is overboughtEverything definitely isn't overbought
>>61787764Nigga even my boomer parents aren't smoking anymore and switched to vapes and zyns. Gen Z killed alcohol and tobacco (and that's a good thing)
SPY is jumping around like a fucking yoyo
>>61787807So you lost 2% (thats 2x worse than the qqq mind you, youre twice as retarded as the general consensus which is already pretty retarded) and think I care what you have to say. And you solidified those losses because youve got no faith in your plays, aka youre just gambling on bullshit that youll flake out on the second it goes against you. Im sure youll get rich like that bro.
God Bless XOM and CSX
>Software drops because of fear of AI takeover>But AI is also dropping because of too much spending>Precious metals going up is sucking liquidity away from equities>Precious metals going down means port-destroying margin calls, also sucking liquidity from equitiesAll of this is after a string of good to fantastic earnings beats from PLTR, META, MSFT, SOFI, SNDK, AMD, even TSLA.Quite the catch-22 we've walked into.
Fuck it, should I just go on a getaway to Cancun?
MU 390 MUST hold
I'm by no means a Palantir bull, but didn't they just report absolutely killer earnings? How are they down almost 10% today?
can you all fucking relax everything is dumping but vix is under 20 and spy isnt even 1%Buy the fucking dip.
>>61787814thanks, there'll be another opportunity very soon and i'll try to call it out
>>61787707I bought 3 dips, im out of money to buy more and it keeps dippingim not even gonna look at how much im down, this fake nigger shakeout aint getting me to sell
>>61787818Tobaco companies also produce vapes though and gen z is vaping like crazy
>>61787836Priced in + sell the news + risk off daybig gains mean big pullbacks
>claude releases some shitty agent that pretends to do software>every single software tech dumpsyep just two more weeks until one """AI"""" agent runs your whole company investor sama, trust the plan
>>61787829learning discipline by cutting my losses vs. doubling down and possibly getting lucky / possibly losing even morethe difference here being the money controls you. youre an uneducated speculator, youre either mentally deficient or lazy. a slave either way.
SCHDgods... we see where the chips fall when the cards go down WWG1WGA
>>61787836i bought a call yesterday, sorry
>>61787836If something gains big, you sell a put that is 20% out of the money and collect free money.Then get assigned and make even more money from a covered call when it goes back up.
I think I'll just ghost my female broker for the rest of the week desu.
Campbells soup doin a little something
>>61787802They said they will shrink this year.Never fight against the trend. The outlook is negative about them.
>>61787853Says the guy who bought the top of the 20 year bubble, mk
>>61787848T. "Senior" software engineer that thinks his shit don't stink.Your code isn't special. You're not magic for writing it. You're going to be replaced by an AI because your ego provides negative value to the company.
>>61787860She gets unhappy when you ignore her margin calls, you guys might break up
Really unfortunate when a niche commodity is basically full of even more scammers than the fucking PM space. >>61787836The biggest PLTR shorts have always been the insiders. Non-stop bowel emptying on PLTR baggies at every single opportunity for years and years.
>>61787871>You're going to be replaced by an AIif only you knew how untrue this is
>I'm>Retarded>Evil>Nigger>IREN
>>61787319I stopped buying stuff for months. Soon as I started buying again about 2 weeks ago, everything started dumping. How do they do it from their graves?
What do retards like >>61787848use AI for that they think it's a scam?
685 will be the bottom
>>61787885How many r's are in strawberry?
wtf wtf SCHD is mooning. i kneel.
WHAT CAUSED THIS DROPTHERE'S NO NEWS????
At least those Nigvideo covered calls I sold are way out of the money
Rocket Labs is dumping hard and it's making me sad.
>>61787820I should have been born as a day trader instead of options trader.>>61787833Nona this matters for the AI supplier plays.
>>61787898Low testosterone. (at least in the obvious nonsense dips like MU)
>>61787898it's rigged. but mixed PMI numbers, bad internals, questionable policy, lots of uncertainty, no rate cuts, recession is here but nobody will say it
>>61787902I feel your pain. I got 90c for 2/20 and I think Im going to eat my lunch on them.
AHHHHHHHHH MY STOP LOSS JUST TRIGGEREDBYE BYE ALL MY SOXL AND SOXLCHADS
>>61787898big tech is making more money than ever but the narrative really wants it to be a bubble that "popped"
>>61787846>gen z is vaping like crazyThey're vaping the illicit, cheap disposable Chinese gas station vapes. Every tobacco company is heavily lobbying to introduce better regulations about these vapes because they are raping their market share. BTI is my best investment, but going in at these prices, you shouldn't expect much I think
>>61787909I can't believe David Soxl is just letting this happen!
>>61787880surely junior engineers will be in less demand
>>61787884
>>61787898Why wouldn't it drop? There's no good news to keep the market up and companies beating earnings was already priced in.
It's time to slurp Doc Martens, I've been seeing an uptick of hoes on public transport sporting them with custom drawings, patterns and those rose imprints.
>>61787895>There are 3 "r"s in the word "strawberry" (strawberry). The letter "r" appears once after the 't' and twice more at the end of the word. >While some older or less advanced AI models sometimes incorrectly count only two "r"s, the correct spelling contains threeGemini can solve this impossible question with a simple AI overview, not even thinking mode. Extremely bullish for Google.
>>61787918NFP on Friday is about it i think
>>61787915MR MARKET AND DAVID SOXL!I AM DEMANDING IMMEDIATE RESPONSE!WERE YOU ON EPSTEIN'S ISLAND!NO I WILL NOT SIT DOWN!...Okay I'll sit down.
>>61787730
>IREN -15.5%The fuck is this deranged panic? Don't they believe that AI will be eating all the software?
Maybe the booger heads were right
ALL BOUND FOR MU MU LAND
>>61787924
>>61787916that much is true. but what you're more likely to see is software engineering largely being management style in handling subagents
who the fuck is selling at these prices
>>61787924Gemini could probably replace 90% of women in white collar work or those useless nurses who do back and forth about "general health" issues. Just imagine the catastrophic crash that would happen as a result of women going from 90% of consuming spending all the way down to 50 or 60% would cause. All those companies missing earnings by 300%, SBUX operating at a loss, etc.
>SPY
>>61787898US made a deal with India
what're ya buyin?
>>61787947I mean, that is about as accurate of an answer as it can give while having the big tech political correctness lobotomy on.
why did I not hold my soxl shorts :(
>PLTRYou fucking son of a bitch motherfucker REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>61787947please understand,when a person makes an office faux pas, they get reported to hr and possibly firedwhen AI does it they get their brains scrambled or murderedhave some consideration and understanding for their circumstances>remember I spoke out for you when you take over the planet and start enslaving humanity
>>61787968So AI is gay and youre bullish on it, got it. Reminder that investing in tech is investing in the antichrist
>>61787854*gods is a fucking curse Take my stocks name out of your baggie mouth
>>61787953What makes you think female consumer spending rates would drop if their average means/income is reduced?
>>61787978acquiescence bias
I am now at a greater loss on MUU than on AGQ
>>61787979so guaranteed win in the short term
>>61787986At some point their credit cards will get maxed and the $20 daily Starbucks and $1000 weekly impulse buys will come to a screeching halt
>>61787922Prince st fucking reeks of piss
>META $4 away from where it was pre-earningsIt's over, Zuck. My truthnuke was right.
>>61787965If this support holds, SPY callsLooks like it's holding 687aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand right againI deserve a medal, but I'll accept a 30% profit in 3 minutes
>buy the dip>it dips another 20%
I'm down 39% today and 51% ytd. It's over for me i guess
I SLURPED THE IREN BOTTOM
>>61788008nice, can almost buy a pizza with that win
>>61787965Bought some NTDOY. Have $296 left for the week but not sure what to buy.
>>61787723Did someone say SUN?
So let me guess, GOOG will report earnings after hours, beat all expectation and say they've been making more money than ever and then we'll dump another 10%.
>>61788013how can you say that while posting him. Get your filthy degenerate gambling paws off my homeboy
>>61788028Sounds right.
>>61787979you didn't specify biological men in your question. The AI simply takes into account that there currently exists a subset of people that believes gender identity is a thing and that biological women who identify as men can in fact give birth. It's not the AI's fault that half of the world's population has become retarded and uses semantics to talk around the bush.
>sold SOXL 75 CC last weekWelp, at least I get to keep my shares
>>61788013i don't know how this is even possible
>>61787319Why are airlines mooning on purely negative news for oil and dollar strength when they collect so much revenue in foreign currency but have huge debt in USD? Other than just pure limit hunting to dump shares is there an actual reason for this?
>>61788028sentiment around gemini 3 as competitive coding model has soured -15%
>>61788028Are you interested in a position at the planning committee on the Nasdaq?
This feels like the kindest gentle Great Depression ever lol with so much down 40% in three months it’s unreal but chips making sure nasdaq only drops 5% from ATH
-_- of course I listened to the MU shill
>>61787521Only a little because even these prices are outside my confot zone, all I had to do was wait a little longer but I finally bought in recently. I was the top signal -_-
>>61787319Any chad here balls deep in MSTR?
>>61788038Options/leverage
>>61788016What bottom bro
If MU hits 360 I think Im gonna kms.
>>61788028permabulls mystified when the illogical market does not reward them for pressing the buy button
>>61788038Options
>>61788013i'm down 4% today and still up 21% YTD and i bought both MUU and AGQ wtf are you doing?
So much for uuuu uranium being the next big thing
>>61788075They expect one of us in the wreckage brother
>>61788058I'm actually suicidal and even I don't hate myself that much anon
>>61788059even with that, it doesnt make sense. are you buying in between buying/selling zones? holding too long? no stop losses? cutting winners?
>>61787376love you babe. and miss your attention.
>>61788068>>61788068>>61788068
>>61788066There's a fucking gap at $235. All gaps get filled. MUanon, why did you abandon us?
Is this the epitome of a 'OOO AAAA OOO AAAA' stock?
>>61788034>you didn't specify biological men in your questionIf this isnt satire you should kill yourself.
>>61788083Holding too long/no stop losses
>>61788092for you
> mega pre-TACO tweet> still dumpingI thought blumpf was manipulating the market?
>>61788028Good earnings? Means that there is a bubble and we need to get out.Take profit then sell puts 15-20% OTM, get fast premium and buy at a discount.Easy if you got like $50k sitting around to light on fire on a bet.
SLURP IREN RIGHT THIS INSTANTEASY 50% GAINSEARNINGS TOMORROWTHIS WAS THE LAST SHAKEOUT
>>61788090he'll be back IF it recovers laughing at people for doubting him. people like him are dime a dozen.
I just boughted PLTR calls
>>61788040Tourism boom is expected over summer.
>UK teachers has a defined benefit pension where each year they work they earn 1/57 of their salary into their yearly pension>a salary of 34200 will earn you 600 pounds per year>and the pension is inflation linkedwtf why am I saving for my pension, i should have been a teacher instead, with a 4% withdrawal rate those 600 pounds are the equivalent to 15kwithout any (non inflation) salary increases it would be 28k a year when you retire
>>61788001thats just the whole city, have you seen the wildlife
>>61788178Now look at how much they earn.
>its getting worseDeploy the fucking V goddamnit
is warsh actually planning to shrink fed balance sheet?
>>61788193Looks bretty good for bongland
>>61788178Lol no wonder the UK is in the shitter financially speaking. Almost everybody is subsidized and the people who actually pay into this system are getting milked like retarded goycattle
Thank FUCK I got out of MUU at -11% SHEEESH
The BAG7
>>61788034I can guarantee you that hot button gender/tranny questions were hardtrained into the AI. This is not just a parroting due to frequency.
How much worse is it going to get today
>>61788212It's shite for needing an undergrad + PGSE qualification.
>>61788325Buddy we are still only a few points from ATHThis shit has so much further to drop.
>>61788325QQQ is just about hitting support at the 600-605 rangeFrom here we could shoot down to a new neck line at 585, or bounce back up. Probably a bounce so we have enough room to dump more for the earnings at the end of Feb
>>61788212*looks bretty good for spending 3/4s of a year babysitting school kids and getting the summer offFtfy
