how much do you think he lost on the crash
>>61808018He had to of been on drugs and just being retarded.
>>61808018Well I guess he won't be gardening no more olives, if you know what I mean
>>61808157I kinda dont though
Reminds me of that hotel wagie smashing his head into the screen because of the obnoxious guest who kept pestering him.I even deleted the webm because I felt so bad for him
>>61808145>had to of
>>61808179It's a word play. He worked in Olive Garden, right? Like, he was the olive gardener. He was gardening the olives. And now he won't be. Because he's dead. Killed himself by drowning in boiling olive oil. Get it?
>>61808196I think Im starting to get it, so the garden is inside the restaurant somewhere?
>>61808018>commits suicide afterWait, so he deep fried his face AND THEN committed suicide because he regretted it?
>>61808018
>>61808254>because he regretted it?no, it's because somebody told him about bitcoin
>>61808343lol lmao
>>61808343
Wage slaves are resorting to drastic measures
a final act of defiance
>>61808343We live in the blessed timeline where they just got divorced instead of one of them offing each other, bro must feel like hes in heaven now
>>6180850633 with that much grey hair??? Is he a war veteran?
>>61808254Americans can't into literacy
>>61808235The garden was in his brain that is now deep fried anon, you get it?
>>61809261NTA but im struggling to follow as well,Which exchange is this olive garden coin on? Im not familiar with a deep friar pattern is it bullish?
>>61808495These wannabe ADHD freaks remind me of the >hur dur im so randomretards from days long goneSame kind of people - equally obnoxious and insufferable.
>>61809586>These wannabe ADHD freaks remind me of the>>hur dur im so random>retards from days long gonethose were called millenials, they still exist and do the same shit
>>61809256>t.ESL"After" implies consecutive events, genius
what did he cop
>>61808018>>61808018>AfterEither this person is esl retarded or he burned himself, it didn't kill him and he had to do it properly the 2nd time
>>61808145heres another concept you need to consider thats going to be more relevant as time goes on: spiritually oppressed by demons.
>>61809586These are those people
Sad
>>61808145>He had to of been>Calls someone retardedPeople saying "should of" is already pretty fucking bad, but man you just took raping English to a whole new level.
>>61808018That's possibly the worst way to suicide I'd ever heard of.He HAD to have been drugged off his ass, there is absolutely no way a sober person would muster up the nerve to do this. Don't care how depressed you feel.
>>61809461The cook is the olive. The deep fryer the garden.
>>61810948The thing about hot stuff is that you often can't really tell how hot it is until it's too late.t. Forgot that I'd just pulled a pan out of the oven and grabbed the handle bare-handed.
>>61808145restaurants are ok hiring not just addicts but plain and simple retarded and dangerous people
>>61808495I hate left-wing freaks...
it was the only way to take back control of his life from the rat inside of his hat
>>61808018At $12.99 the Olive Garden Soup, Salad, and Breadsticks lunch is still one of the best casual dining deals. The Chicken & Gnocchi soup is delicious and I enjoy dipping the breadsticks into the soup. This is Business & Finance advice.
>>61811222Checked and kek'd
>>61808187Oh the aspie-looking kid getting harassed by a nigger?Rough for them
>>61808495Quirky reddit chungus divorced her sóyboy husband and became a lesbo.
>>61808495I've been looking forever for this quirk chungus vid. Saved. Thank you.
>>61808495aaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>61808495woah, I didn't realize this meme was actually based on specific real people
>>61809076Working in the corporate hypercapitalist environment is basically war.
>>61810842the people are not yet ready to discuss this, anon
>>61810948think about the hot fryer oil rushing into his ears and boiling the inside of his eardrums until they burst and then the hot oil rushes down into his sinuses and boils his brainall of that sounds terrible but oil is so hot he was probably instantly incapacitated (I'm making that up to feel better about it, it's possible)this happened to the people of herculaneum 2000 years ago actually
>>61808018all cooks are on meth
>>61808495>partners
>>61811466
>>61810842>i started using cocaine when i was 14>this means i am attacked by demons and not just fucked in the headdruggies should be shot desu
>>61808495the fact that he didn't murder this bitch before the divorce was a massive fail
>>6180850630 fucking 3???!!i know jeets are shit incarnate, but god damn
Where's that suicide larper who says suicide is inaccessible to poor people?
>>61809076Indians idolize a lot of western culture, but not in synch with American culture. In this dude's mind, being a silver haired middle aged businessman is like the coolest thing.
>>61808189>>61810940That's proper spoken English
>>61808018I wonder if they'll do unlimited salad and breadsticks at his reception
>>61808018Apparently he stripped his clothes off and dipped himself 3 times before 2 people could stop him from hurting himself more. And supposedly he was on pcp according to a redditor who lived in that town. He died at the hospital.
>>61811466Wait til you see the sequel
>>61808018Think they changed the fryer oil after or left it after fishing out bits of this guy's face?
>>61808506that fucker looks 60 wtf 33?
>>61808018heaps of flakka/ bathsalts getting around state in my country. on cunt was naked and attack and ambulance and head butted his way through the windscreen. another cunt more recently stabbed himself through the heart with a kitchen knife. crazy shit. turns them into zombies.
>>61811280You're not eating anywhere near enough to make this worthwhile. A couple cans of soup and a bag of breadsticks from a supermarket will be close to 2,000 calories at half that price.
>>61808018how long did he wait after dunking his head in the fryer before offing himself?
>>61814784my mistake, I thought we were typing
>>61809076>>61808506>>61816374This is what the average 33 year old without plastic surgery and hair dye looks like. Touch grass
>>61814103Why ruin your life and go to prison for some ugly dyke? He's probably out fucking 18 year olds right now
>>61808495Love From Kazakhstan
>>61808506>supposedly works a 9-5>comes home and still has to cook shit>and do the dishes>and walk the baby>and get the baby ready for a bathWhy is this turbocuck even married then?
>>61811222kek, here have a (you)
>>61816504BS, I'm about to turn 34 and have vastly less grey hair as this pajeet and much less body fat and more muscle
don't olives grow on trees? shouldn't it be named olive grove or olive orchard? i dont even think an olive garden is a real thing
>>61808506how can you live that way? what is the motivation to keep going like that?
>>61816587do they even sell olives?
>>61816603they don't think, anon, they just do.
Not sure why more wagies aren't killing themselves? They must love being humiliated on a daily basis, honestly sounds like a depressing way to live. I would've found a less painful way to die, though.
>>61816577In my experience, having a child instantly ages you 10+ years.
>>61808018>cue the /ck/ tour copypasta but with 100% more fatal oil burns
>>61816603i used to wonder that, too. there was one of those how it's made shows, and they briefly featured these two ladies who have been working this job at the end of a conveyorc belt where they take the finished product of the belt then put it in a box. they don't even close the box. 40 something fucking years. same fucking job. i said repeated that story to someone else, and they said some people just want to do that. i.... i gave up trying to understand. i keep falling deeper into iq theories. lots of people are just stupid. lots of people have no sense of time. lots of people are unable to experience empathy. lots of people dont understand numbers. lots of people have no internal monologue. these people have jobs. these people are sometimes insanely wealthy. these people are sometimes insanely poor. these people drive cars. these people vote. i just.... i cant, you guys. fuck making america great. make elitism great. just don't base it off money, because rich people are often fucking stupid too
>>61808235>kek
>>61812052That's not true, when I was a cook I was on heroin.
>>61816073So cruel to take him to a hospital whereas any other animal we would just shoot to spare it suffering.
>>61816383You're supposed to think that stuff then change your life. Making content like that is just another part of the normie world that he clearly wants to be in. They just want attention and stuff. Try telling them the solutions to their "problems", they don't want to hear it.
>>61816526lmao perfect
>>61817153Yes, this is the way the world actually is.No, it's not supposed to be any different.
>>61816496You're replying to a different person, you not in and position to call people out my low IQ friend
>>61809076>be 28>within the span of just a fucking year the hair on my sides went from delicious golden brown with fucking light reflection effects to looking like ashy hay with shitload of grey plastic looking hairs sprinkled in thereNigga my top starts catching greys too since the beginning of this year. Idk if its just stress but my ass been catching no breaks no compassion or mercy or any human decency for 7 years straight, just strays, might be the source who knows
>>61818648>they dont want to hear itnigga that is so true that words wouldnt do it justice. Id have to put this to the very top of most infuriating things in society. A low life being grabbing an un proportional amount of attention by force, protected by laws from any behaviour adjustment or behaviour correction. Worst part is going up against theese low life freaks isnt even rewarding like lets say going up against a bigger stronger dude, your sword blade isnt getting sharpened by engaging and winning against theese weak fucks nooo your shit dulls out, being near them drags you down like fucking quicksand. Even now my mind is searching for solutions true applicable strategies that would teach me valuable skills and glorify me solidifying the lessons even more but thats some arena of battle shit with other hardcore mfs, the most dispicably trivial and disgustingly low reality of theese things is that they are parasotes by nature, the only winning move is to starve them of their energetic/nutritional source. Disengaging and staying disengaged no matter what is the only thing thatll put them down without your ass going to prison
>>61818670yeah. it's just.... sad. with everything being recorded and posted online for all to see, i can't even bring myself to attempt to justify why things happen any longer. that was my last coping mechanism. everything is just an outcome of stupid people. it's idiots all the way down. amd if you dig deep enough? even the idiots cant explain why they do what they do. they just turn to rage bait then laugh at you, or say something completely irrelevant then act all smug about it. now i just drink heavily, exercise until it hurts, and long for death. there is no hope for humanity
>>61808018>the microwave fell in the deep fryerwhy are headlines always so sensationalist and misleading?
>>61808018>>61816073in my country and area, and surrounding cities, a good number of bus drivers do cocaine or who knows what other drug. also, most people here smoke marijuanaI guess no onw would survive these shitty jobs without some sort of mind numbing substance, device or attitude.
>>61818717are you under a lot of stress?
>>61818938no one rates chef mike
>>61808343haha dumb fatty!
>>61812044>this happened to the people of herculaneum 2000 years ago actuallyboiling oil poured on invaders has been used many times in history for its effectiveness at incapacitating people storming the walls, and for its demoralizing impact (because nobody wants to be the next guy to get coated in boiling oil).war is horrifying shit.
>>61808018To be fair, the customer did ask for red sauce.
>>61811188You can walk into the kitchen of any mid-large size restaurant and pick out atleast 2 felons lol
>>61819511yeah id say so, i cant live shit down, currently leaning out which forces me to realize witch each pound i drop to confront and overcome, every time i failed myself, everytime i couldhave nipped it in the butt but didnt realize what was going on and especially how much time and oppertunity i have pissed down the drain by being distracted and not more ruthless about my own pursuits. Logically i know that the best is yet to come emotionally i have to integrate 7 years of absolute shitshow before i can ascend to being open for the future again, shits crazy but im doing it anyway
>>61808506that has to be hair dye. there's no fucking way he's that grey that young. idgaf if you had a kid, he has to be doing that to look older for some reason
>>61808018give it a minute, bros cookin
>>61820940CARLOS
One time I went to Olive Garden for dinner by myself and I was seated in the far end of the restaurant and nobody ever came to take my fucking order. I knew they did it on purpose. I left through the fire exit. Fuck em. So what if I'm by myself you still have to fucking serve me!
>>61816421>unprepared garbage that'll expire in 2-3 days for 10.99 before tax>unlimited prepared garbage for 15 with a tipI'll pay extra for convenience. Enjoy your dishes, prep time, going to the grocery store and fucking something up because you're too dumb to make simple things.
>>61820940Ffs Carlos
>>61808506I've got one of these tech support dadjeets living above me, they're ugly, noisy as shit and all their little jeetling does is scream all day. Is there a way to get ICE to deport them?
>>61808018yo dawg i bet his eyes popped
>>61808018spilled hot water on my leg. pain was hell.
>>61808506that comical fucking hack squat with less than 100lbs
>>61818905>but what if the world wasn't this way but the opposite?you should be careful what you wish for and rather enjoy this time of innocence when sovereignty exists in abundance.>meat for pleasure>meat for space>time is naught; none to waste>what was many is now few>no meat between them>begun anew
>>61826394>hell is only a wordhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=giiuqTdBSTc
