pruned edition>Some helpful links to numb the painhttps://findahelpline.com/https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/https://www.whitehouse.gov/refundshttps://jlingz.com/>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesPreviously on /smg/>>
wtf americans when are you going to use your 2nd amendment rights against the tyranny of the jannies?
They HATE plump Italian butts.
Yesterday was my last chance to buy Teradyne under 300 and I fucking blew it. Thoughts on Palantir at this price?
>>61818319CEO of Palantir looks like he would enjoy it if you blew him
>will spacex go straight into nasdaq 100that's the idea. they're suppose to wait a couple quarters after ipo for obvious reasons but they want to keep tha boobbl going so they'll slam that pig right in there to capture rebalancing flows & the passive bid. structural vol sellinghttps://www.reuters.com/business/nasdaq-proposes-fast-entry-rule-speed-up-inclusion-large-new-listings-2026-02-04/
>>61818319I buyed some Palantir on Fri. I don't know how tf you are supposed to value that company, but w/e.
>>61818326>spacexhow are they supposed to make money? is pedophilia legal in space?
>>61818435I know they’re supposed to be “overvalued” but they’re backed by the government, have their fingers in every pie, and have actually made huge revenue from AI unlike other companies. Just seems like a tempting price to buy at. Surely it can’t go much lower
when the fuck is onlyfan going to IPO.
>>61818438absolutely deranged
SpaceX is gonna merge into Tesla. You heard it here first.
>>61818438Probably not very cost effective human traffickingPossibly a worse idea than space data centers even
>>61818442Why would they
i have 120k cash to throw into the marketshow me a 5x stock so i can wait for the next 2x
Now that the dust has settled, anyone have an opinion on why PMs dumped last week? Did early stackers want to lock in profits after the giant green dildo? Did the market get spooked by the Warsh announcement?
>>61818507Build up a skill so you know whatever happens you will be able to make money, then you won't have glass hands
>>61818488so I can provide value as a shareholder.
>>61818539They already have plenty of value from cuckholders
>>61818509Profit taking from paper / futures traders. Simple as.
>>61818560The Warsh announcement definitely kicked things off
>>61818319Their price to income relationship is insanely bad and Theil goes to the island, I wouldn’t touch that shit with a ten foot pole.
>>61818583Their P/E was insane at <20 USD...I'm thinking that shit don't matter.
I went outside to get groceries and I can definitively say that the vibes are definitely off out there today
>>61818626Wendigos how we feeling
What does /smg/ think of Zentek?
>>61818509PM's?
>>61818639Preshus metal
>>61818626Will HOOD go up?Will anyone remember NET exists?Will U ever make money?
>>61818646It was memory and storage stocks that got hammered tho.
THS gone private through buyout. Who made money? >bought at $16
>>61818509Jewish manipulation of the highest order since 1873 but it wasn't enough to stop what's coming.They even turned off circuit breakers twice in one week, charlatans.
>>61818653That was profit taking after SNDK results
GAUZ
Why is this one pumping?
I’m excited about Monday bros. Might sell some covered calls depending on how we open.
>>61818653Silver crashed 35% bro, Sandisk has already touched 700 since Friday
I've seen things you traders wouldn't believe... pre-market rallies sold off at the open.. ... I watched futures glitter in the dark reversing 2 days of downside overnight.. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain... Time to rebalance.
>>61818438Make money?
to all palantir bulls: please learn how to do math and see pic related mumu anal blast
>going through the 'steen files>Ctrl+F "SCHD">3 results found
>>61818742SCHD sisters.. what is John SCHD's response to this.. oh nonono
Met this girl via one of those local subreddits looking for a fwb. Seemed really chill at first in a 4chanesque sort of way, really into league and anime, teaches IT etc. But she dropped a bomb on me when told me her last boyfriend gave her chlamydia. And just today she told she's been divorced too (she's only 25). Fuck me, even the nerdy girls are this ran through nowadays? Even considering all this, I think I could look past it if she was hotter, but she's very fugly looking. She's chubby by Asian girl standards (her family is from China), and has one of those wide nigger ape noses, which I didn't even know was a trait among the Chinese... but after further research apparently rural China is very 3rd world and has many primitive people there. She must be of this stock, it would make sense, because her life sounds like a wreck in a lot of ways. Not sure what to do now, kinda wanna cut it off, but Idk how to do it without coming off as an asshole.Anyway thinks for reading my blog. I hope PMs recover for my LEAPs
>>61818742>Search KMB >3 results found>All are CNBC Morning Squawk Newsletters>Search "Depends for men">0 resultsThis is why Kimberly Clark is the only ethical dividend play.
I just found out I will be inheriting $1.5 million in stocks and $1.5 million in land.I'm 32.I already know what to do with the money so it compounds and creates generation wealth, but what would you do?
>>61818836Throw it all into OTM 0DTE Spy Calls
>>61818782>Met this girl via one of those local subreddits looking for a fwb.There's your issue anon.
You all deny this but in reality but if epsteen said "you're my top guy", you'll be his top guy.
>>61818782>looking for a fwb>fuck me, even the nerdy girls are this ran through nowadays?the lack of self awarness in posts like this is always very funny to me.
>>61818856nobody in /smg/ is a top
>>61818836All you need to do is not get wiped out. That’s it. Capital preservation and modest growth
Is the real money right now being a bear... betting on the collapse (everything overbought)
>>61818866Bears are top
>>61818875Literally all I have to do is diversify my holdings with VOO, SCHD, and VIG and not touch the principle for as long as humanly possible (can use dividends).The land thing is complicated. I'm starting to do my research with it.Would have loved to have a small percentage in PMs but I'll have to wait for the bubble to finish popping.
>>61818852>>61818863I see your points
>>61818782very entertaining read, thank (You)
>>61818887A position in gold is still fine, it’s, well, as good as gold. But I wouldn’t touch silver with a 39.5 foot pole.
>>61818887There's in ironically a way to invest and grow capital with literally 0 risk to your principal that exists only if you have 2 milly and up. You're a poordag though so I won't bother telling you. Come back when you add another 500k
>>61818907>invest and grow capital with literally 0 risk to your principal that exists only if you have 2 milly and up.What is it?
>>61818907I can always sell $500k in land anon. It is very liquid.I don't believe you though.
>>61818914>>618189132000000 in SGOV or a high yield savings account (depending on rates) will net you 60k a year that you can use to invest with 0 risk to your principal
>>61818996>12 month yield of 4%>zero principal appreciation>barely beating inflationWhat the fuck are you talking about?GenuinelyWhat the FUCK are you talking about?
>>61818509Its institutional fuckery from the margin changes in the futures market on silver. Sam as it ever was. If you look the margin requirements went up, by 200% to 300% in the futures market, thus causing large liquidations and forced selling of contracts. tldr: boomer rocks go up because fuckery is being called out.
>90 stocks of MU>cost basis is $428fml why did I go in all at once on the first dip
>>61818906What's wrong with silver miners? Too overpriced in comparison to gold miners? I am gambling on a bunch of junior silver miners / explorers myself.
I am rooting against everything but stocks and the USD
>>61819036Just hold bro. give it a week.
>>61819011A basically free 5k a month to invest with. You retards have no idea how to adjust for risk. >le inflationIf the past few weeks didn't prove to you that the best hedge is cash to buy the dip then I don't know what will. Stay poor
>>61818307Do you guys think the Jews are gonna dump nvda apple Amazon etc again this year Those shitty Jew sites were telling people to buy nvda right before it dumped this week
>>61819011The top secret to growing money without risk (2M+ only, poorfags) was savings accounts
>>61819054I've never seen a post on /smg/ get me heated but his was up there.
My nose is clogged to shit today. Is it AIDS?
>youthinking about meaningless stocks>meworking out on wheel of pain and stealing your girl>youthinking about meaningless metals>mecontemplating on the tree of woe and solving the riddle of steel
>>61819037I was talking about the metal itself. Miners are something else entirely, they are decoupled from the price of the metal actually. For example in January during the height of silver mania, silver itself performed better than miners. But now, miners are performing better than silver. In any case we were discussing low risk investment and miners are not that
>>61819077Ah right, understood.
komp weekly chart.
>>61819122arkk weekly chart. innovation and growth used to be the hottest corner of the market, 5 years ago before the ai boom at least. i still own a lot of this stuff. looks like a buying opportunity. komp is like diet arkk and there are other clone funds that i also own, ginn, xt and some others. basically it's a smid cap growth strategy. a lot of this complex is still well off it's highs made in 2020, particularly biotech, now also crypto. interesting how komp is at the 20 week memeline and arkk at the 50, imagine if we go down more the next buying opportunity is at the 50 week for komp, 200 week for arkk. i think the selloff is over, think arkk is the thing to buy now.
>>61819036Buying high you did good
>>61819045yeah im holding at least 2 months definitely, but fucking hell>>61819187my dumbass thought the entire tech sector would moon on mag7 earnings so I bought right before themobvioiusly not how that turned out
>>61819195Sell the news
what GMOs are we sloppin' today boys?
Dead tranny general
>>61819195Eh you paid too much but you’re not gonna lose money you’ll just make less money than you would’ve. I wouldn’t let it bother you too much. Never feel bad about buying a good stock
>>61818836Get a job.
>>61818836invest it all in snacks as a hedge against grocery price inflation
>>61819423jobs are for the stupidsthe poors get neetbux and the wealthies get compounding
>"If you aren't happy having $100,000, you're not going to be happy if you have $100 million.">- Warren Buffett.well anon?
>>61818836I keep 1 mil in a high yield savings account. The other 500k will be put into investments. 100k in SPY (for growth), 100k in O (for growth), 150k in SPYI (for dividends), and 150k in QQQI (for dividends). Something like that, maybe switching out QQQI for another sector besides tech. Maybe energy? I'm not familiar with any sector aside from tech.
>>61818836I would throw it in a bonfire. It's like playing an MMO and suddenly you get gifted high end gear out of nowhere for doing nothing. It completely ruins the fun in progressing from nothing yourself and ruins any sense of achievement.
>>61818509This short article explains EXACTLY what happened to precious metals last Fridayhttps://www.zerohedge.com/precious-metals/rock-now-beats-paper-making-sense-silver-fridays-utterly-rigged-nonsense
What are your favorite robotics stocks/etfs? Thinking about buying HUMN.
>>61819325yeah thats what im hoping too, I mean the fundamentals are there, the company is good, the product is good, I just made a mistake on the entry pointoh well>>61819457100k is literally nothing even in shithole countries nowadays
Andy Jassy is a financial terrorist and spiritually a pajeet.>>61818450> one million automeme cars now replaced with one million meme satellitesThe end game is here. Musk implodes his empire before it burns with him inside it to shit on absolutely all of his simps.Actually one of the first somewhat based things he's done in a decade.
>>61819504>100k is literally nothing even in shithole countries nowadayscrazy how they fleece us goyim with inflation tax
>>61819499that one looks pretty good but arkq has outperformed it since inception, but possibly because arkq has some space exposure which has done better than robotics recently.>>61819523insane take babe.
>>61819540>space I'm also interested in this. Would it be redundant to buy both?
>>61818782>Met this girl via one of those local subreddits looking for a fwb.Big mistake, normal women don't look for guys online. I haven't used tinder in years, the reason: the last time I got depressed because all late zoomer/young millenials (using tinder) seem to have their brains rotten by porn, they do weird fake noises when they suck you off, they scream in pleasure the moment you get in, they won't shut the fuck up with the most cringy stupid shit, they want to fuck in weird unconfortable positions... Pure brainrot.
>>61819488Great article thanks for sharing
>>61819485>just throw away the blood, sweat, and tears of the previous generation instead of building it into a dynasty through compounding wealth
>>61819571>redundantya it would be, check out arkx rokt or ufo. i own arkq, i'm not looking for pure space or robotics exposure and i like the ark brand, high fees but the performance is very good.
>>61818450no shit, that's the only way he can get his trillion.>>61819488I don't know if TD got retarded or he was always that way, but I find most of the late ZH's takes embarrashingly bad.
>>61819457Back in his day, $100,000 could buy you 2439 oz of gold, so he really means that if you aren't happy having $12.2 million you won't be happy having $1.2 billion.
>>61818836Sell the shares, split it up, some into cash, some for investing. A portion of the investing amount will be used for gambling to quicken reaching generational wealth. Might sell the land depending on various factors.>>61819457Why doesn't he give me $100m, if I'm happy we proved his theory wrong. I get to keep the money though woth no take backs it's the only way to test the theory for certain. Kek he wants to act like he is wise.
>>61819457With $100million you could do some serious good in the world.I'm talking based good, not just burning money in Africa.
>>61819499I'm long on robots. I think a house-robot (which is also a sex robot) will eventually be the television of the 21st century, something everyone has to own. Maybe this sounds stupid but it's something I believe. Obviously industrial robots will also be huge.
>>61819540Musk is a great financial engineer. Maybe one of the greatest. xAI merger with SpaceX was to bail out xAI insiders especially the banks that covered his TWTR buy. A TSLA merger with SpaceX would be to bail out his SpaceX bros with TSLA simps.Musk is easily the biggest pessimist of all when it comes to his own companies. But he knows how to rake public investors over the coals.
I lost 1K in Octobe daytrading. Then lost 20K trying to make it back in January.I'm not rich and this is big money for me.What should I know to recover my losses come Monday?
>>61819697Go to a roulette table and put everything on black
>>61819697OTM 0DTE SPY CallsScratch ticketsTake a picture of yourself in your Miata and use it to fish for compensated hookups on Grindr
>>61819576Yeah I figured no normal person is going to go looking for a partner on a subreddit opposed to the mainstream apps like tinder or hinge, but I haven't had a lot of luck for those. Plus I like the r4r format on the subreddits, and I feel more comfortable being a perv there.
>>61819697Mind telling what you did?
>>61819697bro you can make it back today
>>61819649>Maybe this sounds stupid but it's something I believe.No I think they'll be big in the future too as long as AI keeps improving (and not just because I want one). However that's likely at least 10-15 years away. Industrial robots on the other hand will probably be big in the near future. I work a shitty warehouse job and they recently announced an AI "helper" app. How long before they start introducing robot "helpers" and eventually replace workers? I've already seen robot cleaners at the supermarket.
>>61819723Yeah domestic robots are a ways away but industrial is right now. I still feel like a fucking retard for not buying the Teradyne dip, it’ll never go under 300 again. They have industrial robots and they have an AI niche that they will ride the boom with
>>61819708I wasn't gambling. Timed entries wrong. Didn't hold long enough or held for too long.>>61819715Daytrading.Unfortunately, there is a reason I have to make it back the same way.I am fine with no profits, as long as it isn't negative anymore.
>>61819697all in on SNDK calls
>>61819697Yeah stop gambling with money you can't afford to lose.Buy Vanguard Total World Index.Wait 20 years.
>>61819737>Wait 20 years.I have 1 month 3 days.
>>61819731Any of these companies worthwhile for robots? What about ABB?
>>61819741Until what?
>>61819735If you lose money on a trade, you were gambling. You can justify it by saying you did your TA, had confidence in the stock, read the company's papers, and otherwise did your Drunk Driving but at the end of the day you were gambling on a move up or down on a very short time horizon.
do i lump sum into micron on Monday cause i missed the dip or just wait? im already in for like $5.6k at $398. money didn't transfer until late Friday
>>61819746To bring it up to zero or higher.
>>61819750>If you lose money on a tradeIt isn't gambling if I don't lose money?What should I know to do that?
>>61819758Just join the insider traders in Congress and you're all set
>>61819731Pretty crazy how humanoid robots have gotten so good at walking naturally in such a short amount of time. Long-term issues for domestic use would be weight and battery, and in regards to sex bots making natural looking synthetic skin.
>>61819767I'm tired of waiting for my robotic maid / sexo bot.
>>61819775Same but at least it gives us time to save up the money to afford them!
>>61819656babe, i want you to cut me off from all media, no internet no phone no tv radio or print, and just get everything filtered through you. i'm ready for that. then we won't have to argue or whatever. i'll just get stuff like this from you and i'll believe you. that would be so nice. as it is though that sounds made up although much less crazy, but everythings made up these days so whatever. my port is a little over 1% tesla, it's my 2nd largest passive holding, i don't wanna fight about it too much. hopefully musk makes me money to buy you things.
I don't want to day trade anymore but I have no choice. It cannot be futures or options either.What should I know?
>>61819753>>61819814You didn't explain why you need to make the money back. Did you borrow money from a loan shark or something?
>>61819798I just know engineers from Tesla and SpaceX.Here is some alpha.Fremont will be winding down entirely by Q1 2027. Roadster and Cybertruck are next on the cutting board. > my port is a little over 1% teslaEveryone with SPY or QQQ has more than that
>>61819697Lel. Stop daytrading against algos, stop gambling, don't be a try hard, also TA is 90% bullshit.We're still in a bull market with rate cuts incoming. Buy good companies liked by analysts like TSM, GOOGL, RTX, etc and wait.I'm a fucking retard and I made a +49% in 2025 ( 3 taxable events) and I'm up 26% in 2026 ( 0 taxable events).
>>61819819It's complicated but something worse than that.
>>61819830what's your portfolio?
How is threadsplitting on a weekend possible?
>SCHD>SCHY>QQQI>BTCIFeels comfy printing while the market keeps crabbing
>>61819792what mongoloid came up with the Frieza design?
is MSTR a good buy rn or is it gonna dump all the way to 20 dollars?
>>61819824now it's my turn to sound crazy and made up, i think tesla isn't a car company at all, or a satellite or whatever, i think it's a financial company. i think it's the american equivalent of softbank, closest thing to buying shares in fidelity. i'd love to incoherently ramble about it to you over dinner sometime. that's unfortunate for the cars, but i am honestly not worried about the stock, i'm fully clownpilled on tesla, only own it through etfs, and i'm happier for it.
>>61819743Don’t know them desu
>>61819871Why not just buy a Bitcorn ETF? Wouldn't touch MSTR with a barge pole with BTC going down.
>>61819697>I lost money gambling>so I doubled down>then I lost even more gamblingtale old as time anon.
>>61819860Must have a Mexican on the team
We are all going to be replaced.There is no new industry to thrive in.We are building our own superiors. Everyone will be cast down by our children. We are Kronus.
>>61819839TSM, Google, asml, RTX, NOC, Rolls Royce, rheinmetal, gevernova and ge from before the split, plus some swiss companies I can't recommend at current prices because they've gone parabolic without apparent reason.
>>61819602>Nooooo you have to play with your parents established account instead of starting a new game and making your own character goy
>>61819858Those first two are the right move right now, but get the hell out of QQQ and BTC
strong looking weekly candle here babe. but are they up because they are lagging the market and getting a rebalance, or because they are a bear market asset and the crash is coming? we will see.
>didn't buy the dip on Thursday fuck
What the hell else can I do?I'm not begging or asking for tips. I need suggestions.
>>61819931i got baka in my roth.
Why are they trying to make the robots look realistic instead of cute and attractive?
>>61820002So you're 20k in debt from a margin loan?
>>61820002take out loans, go all in on SOXL. we just had a major crash so we likely won't have another one for a while
>>61820002Whats your problem?
>>61820002get a credit card, preferably with zero interest introduction. buy a set of knee pads. give 2000 blow jobs at $10 each. Now it will be important to get really good since you only have a month. working 8 hours a day you will need to service 8.4 dicks an hour. if you start taking to long you will never reach your goal.
It has to be through day trading. >>61819814>>61819735>>61819697
>>61820064vagueposting faggot, either say what you're actually going through or shut the fuck up. Also daytrading is trash and you'll never make money from it, so you just give up
>>61820079you should* GMS
Sorry for vagueposting, anons.Thanks for all replies.
>>61819767>>61819792>>61819895so, we are unironically going to have humanoid robots dominating us soon, huh?
>>61820064waitdid you fuck something up at your job?
how does creation of derivatives influence the underlying equitiy?
>>61820124It influences the volatility in the short term. Short term in the market can often be far longer than you can imagine though.
>slavic word for god is bog>anons getting bogged
>>61819523Andy jassey is alone responsible for my -10% return from plus 10% return ytd. I hope he gets super aids .
>>61820133
Nobody here daytrades.That's for nerds and algos.Why the fuck would I waste my time daytrading when investing is supposed to be a way to make money while you sleep.FuckingNERDS
>>61820130does it soften volatility due to interest being directed from the "real" asset into derivative instruments? Or does it heighten volatility due to extra hedging needed from the market makers though?
>>61820149Totally depends on the situation.Market Makers can decide whether to soften volatility to reap theta, or heighten it to fuck over longs/shorts.But again, that's assuming the UNDERLYING value of the asset stays constant. Of course if the UNDERLYING value changes, all this goes out the window.
>>61820138
>>61819438based snack chad
>>61819438Stack the essentials
How much higher can Corning go?
>>61818836Live on land, get income from stocks Congrats. Who died?
>>61820199I wish I got more krugs when they were cheaper. I think I only have 1 tube.
>>61819499>A World Without Jews
>>61819036Don't worry bro I brought my above 400 but im still in it to win it
*slurp**slurp**slurp*Ughheh, fuck...*slurp**slurp*Mmfffh, glmmmff, I have been DCAing since March '24 and I wont stop now that its just cheaper. This is the generational bottom*slurp**slurp**slurp*
>>61820002how smooth and hairless is your bussy?
>>61818683dude get the fuck out you just got dumped on. i liked the thesis when you shared it but it's already broken>>61818725based
>>61818836find a way to leverage it in sucha fashion that your freedom is multiplicative for the quality of the lives of those around you, unironically
Should I bother with the pyramyd tour when I go to Cancun? I'd have to be at the hotel bus pickup at 5am and it's a 12 hour slog... might skip it.
>>61820265why are you sad about it? Aren't you happy?
>>61820377How the hell would I know?>>61820124It depends on how liquid the derivate and underlying are.
>>61820389I am happy about it can't you tell?
>>61820199Clean them coins
>>61820493Tarnishing is a natural part of having silver. It only affects the surface and not the actual value of the metal.
>>61820115Appears so
>>61820496How can tarnished silver be worth the same? Which would you rather buy?
>>61820496Looks like shit . Needs cleaned
>>61820505>How can tarnished silver be worth the same?magic>>61820512regularly cleaning silver damages it. Just let it tarnish and electrically clean it if you want to sell it for looks.Or better yet, just don't give a fuck. Silver is a metal. The tarnish is a microscopic layer. The worth is the same, the dealer won't care unless it is a collector's piece.
>>61820520>dealer won't careLmao
>>61820512if you clean it then it needs to be cleaned again
>>61820526>dealer here is my 100 ounce silver block>"noo my son, this silver block has a thin microscopic layer of protective tarnish"
Why can't every day be like thursday?Why do we have boring days?
>bobos after yesterday
>>61820493I toned 'em with a boiled egg, they had milkspots anyways now there blues and greens
Sell me this CAN
>>61820576wasn't this already promised to the jews 3000 years ago?
>>61820546>GolfnowGolfer goyim are so easy to extract money from
>>61820542I bought the top of pplt....
>>61820619Thank you for your service
>>61818782>Not sure what to do now, kinda wanna cut it off, but Idk how to do it without coming off as an asshole.I don't care how ugly her nose is, you can't just cut it off. That would be a crime.
is Monday going into recovery or dip?
Arnt you all considered about the market tanking with Iran and all the other major instability around the worldI'm not buying anything. Maybe silver it can dump more
>>61820709japan is doing something on sunday which will determine something
I bought deep otm aapl, goog and zoom puts last week. Your B tier tech stocks have been rightfully getting hammered and I'm expecting that weakness to move up. Microsoft lost 400 billion in market cap but it turns out that was only a 4% move. We're going to see many of these multi trillion dollar companies get their MC slashed because that's retarded
>you can now use klarna to pay for onlyfanshow will this affect the economy
>>61820719Really? What is it
>>61820709Geopolitics is a big nothing burger, unless it’s ww3 it’s actually good because it makes companies get creative and it gives you a dip to buy. I’d be much more worried about silver collapsing like a thief in the night—for a THIRD time in 2 weeks, that’s what you should be worried about not some shithole in the Middle East
>>61820758>I’d be much more worried about silver collapsing like a thief in the night—for a THIRD time in 2 weeks, that’s what you should be worried about not some shithole in the Middle EastWhy would that be so concerning. I want it to dump to 50 ish
>>61820697I didn't buy the dip so everything's going to pump.
Anyone here serious try to day trade these wild swings? Seems pointless because of the short-term tax rates.
>>61820762Assets won’t just dump the perfect price in time for you to buy it then shoot right back, the economy won’t conspire to make sure you as an individual get a good deal. If silver goes to 50 you can expect it to either stay there for a decade or go even lower, because for it to go that low it means everyone has lost trust in it, and you don’t want to buy that kind of an asset.
Is it over???
>>61820791That guys a tard
>>61820792
>>61820792>>61820818
>>61820818>>61820825Why are you posting some parody/bot account?
I am getting my money back from CRWV. I keep on buying around 80 and selling at 100. I originally bought 160 because I thought that was the bottom, then I bought at 150 because that surely was the bottom.
>>61820878Hello moshe
>>61820890holy retarded
>>61820818>>61820825>check twatter>all those people falling for its postsKek AI is better at trolling than anons
is msft a buy now stock?
>>61820697Monday recovery. Tuesday will continue the snib snabs until a tweet from POTUS to decide a direction (it will be down)
>>61820505>>61820512If it's an old item, tarnished. If you clean it, theres a chance you damage the material over time. Its why you never clean ancient coins
>>61820914I would never ever buy micro shit . Them dying would be great
>>61820930Guess gold really is the superior metal
those mushroom raviolis that i invested in when they were on sale (bought the dip) were bretty gud
>>61820914yes. the fact that we still recovered on friday after MSFT revealed the fake AI economy is a moon signal
>>61820751>whores on twitter can now post lies about trending tags and rake in huge engagement revenueFtfy
>>61820594Pretty good form no
>>61820914maybe for a short term flip
General really sucks don't it
>>61820977you can do better keep going
>net worth at all-time highs>emotionally all-time lowNot quite sure how this is possible but here I am.Thank you for reading my blog.
>>61820752I've never heard of Klarna
Some jewtuber bald fat faggot is claiming nvax will hit 50 bucks by the end of the year
>>61820881coreweave sounds like a negress hair product why would you buy that
The best part about the winter Olympics is that there's never any niggers
But Trump is in Italy
>>61821019Booooo I can hear them already
>>61820983>fails to post a swiftieyou're not helping
/smg/ movie night soon! Tonite's feature is Short Eyes (1977)!
>>61821103>>61821104>Short EyesNever heard of it
>>61818836find some low liquidity shit co and tell everyone here to watch while a giant green candle comes out of nowhere
At the local rave... Financial/ sexual repercussions?
>>61821198No sex, loss of capital
>>61819935I just think we're gonna crab - the only scenario where these two beat the underlying.>>61818836Kek my father is yet to inherit any land from his dead parents, while his own father died without fully legally inheriting land (the lands are still written on some primordial granma). Even if these illiterate retards manage to finally settle and inherit land, my share would be less than 0.25 acres of farmland. In total from all grandparents I might get 0.5 acres of farmland, of which 0.1 is residential zone. From my own parents I already "got" an apartment where they let me live in basically for free.
I have a spare macbook air. Kept it powered off to avoid damaging hardware. Checked it recently. It doesn't work because the battery died from..... not being used? Apple is fucking worthless.
ram is crashingexit all micron positions>>61818498>show me a 5x stock so i can wait for the next 2xsure bro
>>61821162if you like gay sex, pedophilia and niggers I can only recommend it
>>61821420it was like if /smg was a real place IRl with jannies and everything
>>61821475yes and just like in the real /smg/ in the end love always wins
>>61818435> bought some> dont know how to value itYou will lose everything.>>61818440Thats good for them. How does that help you?
PARETO FRONTIER
>>61821332Turns out hardware exists to be used
>>61818742post them, what does he say about SCHD
>finally start filing taxes>find out SPAXX doesn't meet Jew York's minimum for tax exemption FUCK. What should I keep my savings in this year?
>>61818863kek literally wtf was he expecting
>>61821336Buy Dell, the only reason their P/E is 15 is because of ram prices.
>>61821608>>61818782
>>61821546TODAYS LESSON
>>61821750Explain your shit
>>61820709Never heard of it.
>>61820762sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh my man my man if silver even thought of dropping back to 50 or even less the poor usps delivery driver would have to use a forklift to unload all the pallets of 100oz bars
>>61821818it's like gold but for second place
this board has been goat'd this year
MUmarines, how are we feelin' about next week? I feel a bright green week ahead of us.
>>61821807BEHOLD, A MAN!
>>61821821They are just rocks
>>61819504>100k is literally nothing even in shithole countries nowadaysDo burgers really think this? 100k burgerbucks is roughly what my condo cost to buy. Your insanely inflated costs are not applicable to the rest of the world.
>>61821918100k means i can neet another 8-10 years!
>>61821863Lol nice
so realisticly speaking how much can market go up ?
>>61821291QQQ is a bad move because big tech is eating shit right now with no reason to assume this trend will stop anytime soon, and BTC just does whatever the hell it wants since its not tied to anything on the mortal plane (and is also dumping).Don't ape into things that are still going down. It's always more likely that positions will continue on their current trend rather than suddenly change course.
>>61822002>not tied to anything on the mortal planethat's why I all inned on bitcoin. I have full faith in our demon overlords
>>61822049We are mooning sar bloody, saylor told to hodl
>>61821864yes but when you refine them, they become sooper shiney
>>61822002Would tripling a bad move make it into a good move ? With leverage .
>>61822109qqq is literally a long fucking term hodl. Stop looking at it with hunger in your eyes. Invest in it and wait like 10 years
Is it time to buy IGV? It seems oversold
Going through some boomer stocks right nowThey habe face melting performancesSome tickers likeFAST ETNUNPTTCSX
>>61822119I sold QQQ because they wouldn't stop spam mailing and spam calling me about their fucking proxy vote, they got my other phone number somehow and that was it for me
>>61821857well literally cant be worse than last weekamericans have their goyball today too so I think theyll be in a good mood tomorrowonly thing that could fuck the market is donnie bombing browns again
Why do people that invest in indexes get stressed over market fluctuations? My Roth is 100% index investing and I see the number like once a year. The other side of this are the people who always say>Akchually markets are only down 4% from ATHWhen you are stressing over your high beta picks being deep in the shitter.
>>61822482indesciminatly blowing up brown children is extremely bullish. it's like 1/3 of our economy, and has been underperforming the last decade.
Been checking in all yesterday and all last night and what a worthless piece of shit this general and board are. Just give me a 10000x already so I can leave
>>61822545if war happens today, pretty much all-in on oil. dunno about a 10000x, but for sure a 100x - 500x if it remains conventional. Nuclear, well, i don't think money is going to matter at that point
>>61822483it's still funnier to see a green number than a red one
>>61822483Its emotional. A large part of investing is psychological. It's a big reason the SCHD fags who never invest for the share price and just the income still got nervous after watching everything but them go up in 2025
i can only fall asleep or eat with oneyplays on kekwhen i close the 4chan tab i feel lonely to the point of being a little scared kek
>>61821332This is the norm with “modern” batteries same thing happens to Nintendo hardware
>>61819067This fool stuck on the gym grifter train in 2026 kek.Yeah, go work out and do some lat push pull downs or whatever
>>61822579Its a pajeet bot posting probably in every single crypto general.
>>61822662it was nice when the captcha iq test stopped their posting for a few weeks
>>61822667im dyslexic and i have to refresh the captchas a lot because i just cant tell those damn stars apart without manually counting each spike
>>61822729I hate those star mfs, on my phone I get the easy infant test where you have to select the shape that differs but on PC I´m getting like three of those star mfs in a row.
>>61822763It is tied to cookies. I used to have 3 every time but it has slowly worked down to 1 and it is only that piss easy different shape out of 3.Whereas if I phonepost I always get the fucking spikes and tetris bullshit.
>>61822662good morning beb. pumpkin. my love. >bot in every threadthat doesn't seem plausible or likely, and it's not the type of thought you should start your day with. you're on my mind today darling, hope you have a great day.>>61822729hate those stars
Worthless damn thread every time
Lost $700 in the casino yesterday. Its weird how a loss like that feels much worse than losing 4-5 figs in a day in the market.
>>61822824shut the fuck up faggot no one cares
It looks like the emergency powers tariffs defense is that because the president has the ability to out right ban something, which could be thought of like an infinite tariff, surely he is able to do a less drastic form of regulation with tariffs. But they also argued the main goal is not revenue. That is incidental. Which looks very amusing because of how often Trump is boasting about the revenue generation
>Good morning ba—
>>61822729look on the bright side anon even with your disability you're still out performing them
What stocks does /biz/ recommend to make a biological man less gay? I’ve grown weary of this hedonistic lifestyle of mine and want to come back to Jesus.
>>61820377Wtf do it that's gonna be sick
>>61820377YesAlso don't be a pussy and climb the whole thing if you're allowedabsolutely worth it
>>61823043DE, CAT, HD, BUD, TSNAvoid transcoded tickers like HOOD or GOOGLGreat to see anon get right with Christ
>>61823079>>61823043I wonder what Christian focused investing is. No longer gambling and instead long term responsible wealth creation? So stocks that you believe are almost life time investments?
rally time?
>>61823125No, something horrible will happen in the Super Bowl and markets will tank.
>>61823043Catholic investing aligns financial portfolios with Church teachings, focusing on moral, ethical, and sustainable choices rather than solely on profit. Guided by the 2022 Vatican documentMensuram Bonam, Catholics are encouraged to screen out companies involved in abortion, pornography, weapons, and immoral labor practices while promoting the common good and environmental sustainability. Core Principles & Practice Ethical Screening (Negative/Positive): Portfolios avoid companies violating Church teaching (negative screening) and actively invest in those supporting human dignity, justice, and the environment (positive screening). The 2022 Vatican Guidance: Mensuram Bonam provides guidelines for Catholic investors, suggesting there should be little fear of underperformance when aligning with these moral principles. Common Good Focus: Investments should reflect Catholic social teaching, promoting solidarity and integral human development. Tools: Investors often use specific Catholic mutual funds (e.g., Ave Maria Mutual Funds) or, as noted on the Altum Faithful Investing website, screening tools like Altum Explorer to identify compliant companies. Key Considerations Ownership Responsibility: Purchasing stock makes an investor a part-owner, necessitating that funds are not used to support activities contrary to the faith. Balanced Approach: While avoiding sinful activities, the focus remains on positive, ethical investing that supports, for instance, renewable energy, healthcare, and fair labor practices. Not Prohibited: The Church does not forbid investing; it encourages putting capital to work for good, often citing the parable of the talents as a justification for responsible investing. Common Exclusions Abortion and contraception-related products Pornography Weapons and defense contractors Industries involved in exploitation or environmental damage
Reddit can not be more worthless than this smg piece of shit
>>61823197Quality over quantity. Go back cuck.
>>61823199>QualityLmao at you brain dead idiot
>>61823207I agree. Your posts bring down the quality a shitton.
>>61823197Right now I'm seeing a dude on reddit who opened about 50 grand worth of PLTR weekly puts. Right after it dumped 23 percent in the last month.Clearly the bastion of smart financial decisions
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