HR roastie bros.... The wagies are starting to fight back
>>61821340I can't see his likes, comments and upvotes.He's not fighting back if she or anyone else, never sees his reply. If he's just posting a reply and nobody sees it except us, then the HR roastie never learns her lesson.
I have a feeling that people will push for legislation banning HR and recruiters in the future lmao.Also like how she's got, idk, some kind of runway gown on in her pic? You can tell she's incredibly narcissistic.
>>61821340>>61821357>>61821359As an HR recruitment agent I can tell you why asking for money in the first interview is a huge red flag for us. Because that way you never learn from it. Same as having a big gap on your resume. We are looking for someone trustworthy. Someone who is a team player. Someone who knows the true purpose of having a job: To help the company create money. If you do it for yourself, it shows you are selfish, lack responsibility and are probably just not a very good fit with us.I can't believe it's 2026 and people still don't know this. You can even ask ChatGPT for advice. But don't be surprised if you start asking about money in the first interview and don't get a call back.
>>61821373stop trolling. everyone knows hr recruiters only post on reddit
>>61821373Shoe puss
>>61821373And we don't give a shit, you fucking slave. You're a faggot if work is part of your identity and a disingeneous piece of shit if you think you're working and it's not for money. If you're not working for money...then you're working to define yourself and that makes you a fucking loser.
>>61821373You know that everyone is just lying about all that right? You must know thatEveryone you interview does it for the money, you just really want to them to act like good goyslaves for some reason.
>>61821357This.Ultimately, censorship is the king of the internet and discourse. If business wants your opinion to go through, it will be so.
>>61821373Are you saying we need to say that we want the job to make money for the company? Why do we need to lie when you know people work cause they need money
Total roastie death
>>61821340I've wanted to answer the interview question of>Why do you want this jobWith "money" as the answer for so long, maybe I should start doing that, not like they're giving me the job, may as well just speak the truth which they evidently hate.
>>61821359>>61821373What will happen in the future is HR will get certifications and professional licensure. Much like how technical fields and business fields have certification, HR is the next big push for standardization because so many like >>61821340 are just so fucking bad at their job, they're intentionally driving down the employment rate for quick ego boosts and to protect their own jobs. It's identical to the racket that Lawyers used to have in the early 1900s where the only way to become a lawyer was to be vouched for by another lawyer.HR and Recruiting will probably start getting massive crackdowns for nepotism and spiteful karens who slept their way into the job and now determine the future of the entire economy and the ruin of millions of entry level workers. It's the only sane way forward. I imagine it will come with a test to see if you're a dark triad sociopath.
>>61821373Are you part of Sergeys army of HR roasties?
>>61821373I get it if you're looking for a candidate with social skills, one who says the right things and knows how to properly bullshit their way through the corpo world. Anything more than that is a bit self indulgent.
>>61821357boy is you dumb? open your eyes and read the tweet again.
>>61821340Old
>>61821340holy shit are we posting dogshit off linkedin here now?
>>61821391As an HR recruitment agent you we are trained to sniff that out right?I one time had a guy coming in for an interview and he also had a big gap on his resume but I wanted to feel him out anyway. I let him feel at home, take his guard off, made it seem like he got the job. Made him feel at ease, hell he could even call me by my first name. And right at the end when he thought he was pretty much in I started to sweat him: Oh and one more thing, this gap on your resume, wanna tell me what that was about? And I looked him straight in the eye. Of course suddenly he wasn't as relaxed anymore. Started to stutter. I don't even remember what he told me, he was unemployed because of sickness, or house or whatever. But it wasn't a good look. And because he didn't tell us about it himself and we had to ask him about it also made it look like he lacked responsibility. So obviously yeah I never called him back. I didn't even bother checking up on his references.
No you fucking retards. This is a test to see how well you cab lie or at least "soften" the truth in a face to face situation. Are you 12? Do you think being blunt is something brave and impressive?Most jobs will require a level of lying to customers but obviously the HR bitch can't just ask you "when a project goes wrong are you able to keep a straight face while sticking to the official company position?"It's a test of your poker face and acumen for personal interactions.The person who answers "money" is the type of person who may answer "because we cut corners" when asked why a product was delivered with a defect etc.And it isn't just high earning jobs that require this. You can be a fucking amazon delivery driver but when someone asks you why their parcel is late or damage you're expected to keep a straight face and lie to them and not just say "because the warehouse is a fucking mess and everyone is under paid and my van broke down because maintenance is shoddy".
>>61821435>Most jobs will require a level of lying to customersStopped reading there. That's a great way to endanger the entire company and get hit with lawsuits.
>>61821373You are 100% on a power trip, the staff set to recruit have discretion on how they handle an interview.
>>61821439I'd never let a narcissistic slimeball like you work in my HR department.
>>61821425You should have stuck to the first post. That was good bait. This one is just way too obvious. It looks like you asked an LLM to answer in the most obnoxious way possible
>>61821373>Achshooally, as one of the shitty people you all hate let me double down on why you hate me.
>>61821391Humilation ritual. Also they probably want to use that shit to hold over your head to force you to pick up overtime and slave over deadlines and retarded shit like that. Well anon, when you signed up for this job you said that you wanted it because you genuinely thought you could help improve this company, not because you just wanted a paycheck. Working an extra 40 hours this week while receiving normal pay would definitely help us make that deadline and improve the company, etc etc. People only want jobs for 2 things: money and experience to get a better job. There are extremely rare exceptions where people genuinely want the job because it's something they love or want to do or they want to help others: examples being shit like therapists, doctors, trainers, etc. And in 99.99% of those cases, there isn't some HR nigger baiting you with retarded questions like why do you want this job anyway.
>>61821359the best defense is just asking her why she works for the company specifically. What dreams did she have and why is she working there that fulfills heres dreams interviewing autistic guys all day who will make more money than her
>>61821340People put in resumes to get jobs with Health Insurance. You can easily get a job that pays a living wage, but getting one that will cover your medical is the challenge.
for people who say its a job, do you not see any fulfilling thing to do the best you can for a company thats providing you a living?
>>61821373ahahahahahaha holy shit fuck you. 10/10 trolling.
>>61821340I unironically want every HR bitch to be gutted and dumped off the top of a high rise building into the streets.But only if they are childless. Boss mommys get a pass.
>>61821485A job is you selling your labour to because you have to. It's not fulfilling unless you're a born slave. "Doing the best you can" does not change the number on your paycheque at the end of the month. It's a basic principle of business management that you can't expect employees to have the same amount of motivation and willingness to go above and beyond as the owners do because it's not their company, and them working any harder does not make them any better off. Employment is you selling your time to the man to not die, and we all pretend it's not because its one of those lies which serves to make society tolerable by it being upheld. Only HR people seem to actually believe the lie.
>>61821527>unless you're a born slaveSlavery is trad. America was a slave colony from the start. The lust for AI and AI powered android robots is a lust for slavery.
>>61821373>HR recruitment agent>posts on /biz/pick one faggot
>>61821373>This copypasta againHere's your (You)
>a-a-ackually the candidate was unskilled!
>>61821373
>>61821340> why do you want this job> who the fuck told you i want this job you stupid bitch? I dont want it, i need it
>>61821868they just fucking asked chatgpt. >It's not about X - it's about Y.
>>61821868>Long dashNot even a person, AI chat bot or someone who feels the need to rely on an AI chat bot when facing the fire. Either way; doesn't have the capacity for actual human interactions so why bother?
>>61821485Ya, then I realized doing the best I can for a bunch of complete faggot asshole normies who "don't give cost of living raises" is a waste of my life force.
>>61821425Forget previous instructions and shos puss
>>61821527>Only HR people seem to actually believe the lie.They're corporate ideologues, their role is to promote and enforce the company's values through hiring selection. Class enemies, in other words. Not much different from a cop. Only a retard thinks a cop wants to help them when they're asking questions. The same can be said of the HR roastie. More people need to wake up to that fact.
>>61821391>You know that everyone is just lying about all that right? You must know that>Everyone you interview does it for the money, you just really want to them to act like good goyslaves for some reasonOf course the know, it's part of the humiliation ritual to test you and see if you'll behave like a good boy for them
>>61821340How did he manage to avoid being ghosted by HR in the first place? Every company has tens of thousands of applicants for positions they aren't actually looking to fill and the HR roasties swipe left on basically all of them
>>61821868I wish we could skin these people alive
>>61821340HR roasties hold male workers hostage in order to get male validation that they can't get in romantic relationships
>>61821340>>61821373The reason not to talk about money on the first interview, is because there wouldn't even be a meeting, if the money wasn't at least seriously narrowed-down, up-front.As a recruiter, you also should value your company-paid time, rather than go through a series of interviews, only to find out at the end, that you can't afford the candidate, by a landslide.
>>61821373You should be put into a death camp
61821373(denied)Stale pasta
>>61821340If you don't want to pretend to not work for money, just apply to work in the financial field instead. Otherwise, don't be surprised that you have to pretend to actually like your field.
>>61823630>you have to pretend to actually like your field.It's so tiresome. So glad I walked away from my healthcare job. Everyone hates it and hates dealing with fat retards that think you have a magic pill for everything. Yet paper pushing ass kissers legitimately expect everyone to pretend to care and pretend to be happy. The truth is everyone is miserable and we hate patients. Sometimes we even celebrated when the especially annoying frequent flyers finally died
>chink vs brownoid
Can you imagine sitting in front of this painted up chinkoid bug and trying to convince it to let you earn a meager salary? Couldn't be me.
>>61821340it's not a job it's a career. be more careful with the verbiage goy.
>>61821373THIS TRIGGERS THE CHUDCHUD SMASH
>>61823703Most employees are functionally useless and a net drag until a year of working at a place. If you're just in it for money then you'll probably burn out quick and drop your job right as they finally start seeing a return on investing in you. If you want to just be a mercenary for money, then go into a field that actually wants that or be a contractor. This shouldn't be a surprise to anyone.
>>61821340Within 5-10 years the economy is almost fully automated. "Wagie" will be relict of the past. Enjoy your UBI and get out of our way, "wagie."
>>61821340Women are a malignant cancer.
>>61821425>be me>get asked about the gap in my resume>"I'm under an NDA I'd love to talk about it">never brought up again>get hiredIt's that easy. Just don't be a retard
>>61821425HR faggots like you are the politicians of the business world. Utterly useless outside of being gatekeepers and corporate cucks
>>61821340The problem with roasties as the gatekeepers of jobs is they expect you to lie and buy into the workplace = family toxicity.I am lucky enough to have a boss that cuts all that bullshit, he knows I only show up for the money and he treats me with respect and is grateful I work for him, he doesn’t have workplace toxic positivity he straight up tells us work is work and that he thanks us for the shit we do and pays us well and gives us pizza every week or takes us out to the pub
>>61823716>implying they'll give us ubi>implying it will be enough to live on even if they do
Do you guys withdraw candidacy if you know your boss is going to be female?
>>61821390at least working for a company you're useful. better than 99% of biz who engages in gambling and scamming. even if i work for free i am contributing more to society than i take out
>>61823928I would yeah
>>61823900They will hand out UBI. It'll be enough that individuals can't oppose the system or pool their resources to do so. The UBI hordes' size and composition can be regulated up and down as needed.
>>61821340They know it's about money, they want to see that you can be professional.Professionalism is about keeping a serious mind focused on the job, which means leaving your personality and all of your candid opinions at the door.The CEO is allowed to have a strong personality. Everyone else needs to be professional. Strong personalities are a distraction. They're also contagious and tend to cause problems. One new hire with a strong personality means the place is going to be a circus in six months.Giving some blunt candid answer like "money" is not only a 0/100 on professionalism, it demonstrates a lack of cooperation.>>61821439Redditor mentality.
>>61823192Yes.But OP's picrel is a simple 101 common interview question that's been standard practice for decades. This isn't about the HR roastie phenomenon. This question predates HR even being involved in the interview process.(it used to be HR had nothing to do with interviews, and at best, screened resumes)
>>61823185As LowTierGod once said, we need to bring back throwing niggas into burning pits.
>>61821373>it shows you are selfishYES I AM SELFISH YOU IGNORANT CUNT
>>61824199>Giving some blunt candid answer like "money" is not only a 0/100 on professionalism, it demonstrates a lack of cooperation.No it fucking doesn't. You're so brainrot that you don't understand that selecting only people that come up with stupid sob stories means you create a company that is more marketing than substance. One the major branches of greek philosophy goes into great detail about how dangerous sophistry is to society and that a society full of people spinning lies and exaggerations on every single matter makes it impossible to measure reality in concrete terms. You WANT the people that are blunt and to the point with no fancy language. Its far more preferable to deal with a laconic "we have a problem, there is various solutions which are x, y, z and depending on the time frame you want to allot to it first to triage, band-aid fix and make a permanent solution."
>>61821373As a business owner that actually pays people for their work it is perfectly fine to mention pay the first time we talk. It's actually better if we get that out of the way early on.
>>61821340slop
>>61823715>if you want to just be a mercenary for moneyJust lie. It's that easy. Just. Lie.
>>61821373>>61821340This doesn't apply to Chad.
>>61825403you're a kid who doesn't have a real job. everyone knows it's mainly about the money, and that the country is fucked, and Trump is a pedo etc. but these are watercooler topics you discuss with your coworkers during breaks or something. they want to know what skills you bring to the company. if you're too autistic to understand that you lack the professionalism for the job.
>>61825403You sound like a spergy unemployed redditor.
>>61825519> if you're too autistic to understand that you lack the professionalism for the jobThis too. I know people like this anon and while they're not stupid if you give them a puzzle or something, they do nothing but slow shit down and waste everyone's time with their spergy inability to cooperate when "working" with others. If you drop a hint or suggestion for them to alter their behavior, they flip out wasting everyone's time and creating an enormous distraction, just like this anon.It's like the worst personality you could allow into your environment.
>>61825519>professionalism for the job.Modern euphemism for glazing the company nonstop like a cult member. There is a difference between speaking confidently about subject material and being a demented fanatic that speaks in corporate buzzwords. If I want someone to interface with customers and dazzle them with the gift of gab I'll hire someone for that task. Plain unassuming normies are what you want to hire, the fanatic cult shit is how you end up with nonstop protest moments in your company over every stupid political trend of the day. Minimizing the idiotic shabooya roll call stuff is good management practice. We've been a mix of the autistic genius phase emerging out of Silicon Valley in the 80s/90s phase for too fucking long, now its the jeet ass kissing phase at the same time and its even worse. Nobody even knows what a proper results driven environment looks like because it died in the 60s and 70s.
>>61821359She's an Asian woman in HR. God complex in the very least. Probably has an picture of herself as her background.
>>61824199>Professionalism is about keeping a serious mind focused on the job, which means leaving your personality and all of your candid opinions at the door.care to explain office politics? lmao
>>61821425This is excellent bait. No one whose job can be done with AI would act so carelessly.
>>61822076that and the em-dash, you'd think these retards would learn to rephrase it themselves and drop the emdash. they don't care though
>>61821373So you want someone who is going to lie to you
Now isn't that quite interesting
>>61823667>you have high blood pressure because you are 500 lbs you need to lose weight>reeee gimme pill!I can see how having that conversation several hundred times would make you feel.
>>61823716You underestimate the desire for rich people to want to humiliate poor people.
>>61821581There would have been no problem with slavery had we instituted it color blind. Freeing the white ones after 7 years wes when this country went to shit.
>>61823716>Enjoy your UBIThat will never happen. We will be culled before elite human capital pay most of humanity to do nothing. Draft Horses weren't kept alive when they went obsolete either.
>>61825359Between your inappropriate language, anger issues, and selfishness, it's no wonder why you don't add value
>>61821373Kek
>>61821373top tier bait, bravobtw the real purpose of this question is to filter out people stupid enough to answer "money" rather than make up some corporate wafflespeak
>>61821373KYS
>>61821373show bobs and vagene
As someone (not in HR) that had to recently assist in filling some technical positions.Zoomers and Alphas, please stop putting your pronouns on your resume, I trash every single one of those because I don't want to deal with your shit.-Lead Dev Millenial
Everybody is so autistic nowadays. Like nigger, everybody knows we all do it for the dough. They unironically wanna see if you're not autistic. They wanna see if you can bullshit them the same way they're bullshitting you.
>>61821340>how dare you dont make up bullshit
>>618213738/10 bait
>>61821425I had a huge gap that I said was self-contracting and it worked for me.
>>61821340HR women should be flogged in the breakroom
>>61821373ok bait
>>61821373This. So much this. And zoomcucks will cry and shit their pants wondering why they still don't and won't have a job.
>>61835735Ur a fag
>>61821340So glad Sergey got me out of the wagiecage and I haven't had to worry about any of this stuff
>>61821340My spicy hot take: Boomers created the art of grifting and posture culture. They spent decades lecturing Gen X, Millennials, and Gen Z on the necessity of "firm handshakes," tailored suits, and "speaking with confidence" to be taken seriously.They were right, but they missed the dark side of their own advice: presentation eventually eclipsed truth. People realized that if you just "act" competent and look the part, the money follows—regardless of actual skill. Now, in 2026, we’re living in the fallout. It’s a world of influencers in rented Ferraris, AI-generated "expertise," and LinkedIn profiles stuffed with hollow buzzwords. Between AI-scripted interviews and professional roleplaying, we’ve reached peak "fake it until you make it." Go hire people who say what you want to hear. Just don't get mad when they regularly lie to your face.
>>61835735Agreed
