>just network bro! if you know the right people you're bound to find a good job!okay, how? There isn't a local "upper management meetup" where I can just make a friend and get a job
>>61824158he means extortion and bribery anon.
>>61824158networking is basically >look the friend or acquittance of the hiring manager in the eye, give him a firm handshake, and say "sir, if you know of anyone that's hiring... let them know I'm looking."
>>61824158hottest girl i met was newfag with me at one of these. huge ragrets about this haunts my dreams today.
>>61824158You're supposed to toady up to someone that knows someone that can get you a job. If you don't know anyone and you don't have the social capacity to befriend someone like that, you've already lost.
>>61824158You have to behave like a psychopath and only maintain contact with people who are useful to you.
>>61824158"Networking" means interacting with people who unironically believe in the holocaust. I'd rather flip burgers till I'm 90.
>>61824738I was "friends" with someone like that, and at one point when it looked like my life wasn't going to turn out as good they flipped in an instant. I really made me wake up to the fact that I remember him only being friends with people that made him look good or that he thought be could get something from.
>>61824158This is what college was for. You did go to college, right?
