let me tell you about a restaraunt named ghastly'sGhastly's was established in 1577 in Alabama. It sells food like rotten tomatoes and fish for $993934857. Their special is a rotten egg omelet called "The Ghastly" and it costs $49035834976.11You don't like it? Suck it up buttercup. over 3246 people have died from eating their food but Ghastly, the founder says it's good business. Employees work 324579 hours a week, no breaks. All employees must come in from when the restaurant opens to when it closes. Pay starts and ends at 1 cent per year. Ghastly's hours are 1AM to 12:59AM. Employees also will be slandered on Twitter if they end up starting a union. Employees who attempt to quit will be "taken care of". On holidays, Ghastly's has a special sale. A sale where all items prices go up by $7866734789306754.35. Sometimes customers riot over the prices, often causing at least one or two employees to be sent to the hospital but Ghastly thinks it's fun to watch as it will attract more customers. Ghastly's has had competitors like "Ghostly's" opened by Steven Ghostly in 1637. But it closed down a day later because Ghastly came in and personally sent him to his "fun amusement park" where he rides a Ferris Wheel that goes 24895783490852390578349073490789 miles an hour for all of eternity. Another competitor called "Jonseys" appeared in 1711 but it closed down half an hour after it opened because Ghastly took Jonsey, the owner, "out for a boat ride" across the ocean that goes at 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 miles per hourGhastly also loves to trip over old people who arrive in his restaurant and call them fat.In 1934, Ghastly was arrested for jaywalking. His restaurant shut down but the people never forgot how fucking awful the food was
