How should I invest 100 dollars?
>>61827712Buy a book about how to do market analysis
>>61827712>knee pads
>>61827712Put all of it on a 100x bitcoin short
>>61827712fuck a whore
>>61827712Invest in day to day items like soap, toothpaste, cleaning prkducts, washing powder etc etc. Look for discounts on quality items or lot deals. This will save you travel, energy and 30-50% on the money. Best way to microinvest imo.
>>61827960Yea this, I have a fully stocked pantry and garage from deals/clearance. Saves a metric ton of money throughout the years. I don't recommend washing powder though unless you dissolve it into a paste first but even then it can leave stains on clothing. I am lazy af and use tide pods, but I buy them in bulk 100+ XL pods at a time for 1/2+ under retail from Amazon and such when I see deals. Same with food, you can get crazy deals on Amazon. Use slickdeals.com and buy in bulk, multiple cases of stuff at once, cat litter, drinks etc.
>>61828418Take this for example, https://slickdeals.net/f/19180831-sns-ac-24-48-24-pack-8-4-oz-red-bull-zero-energy-drink-at-amazon-1-02-eachit's Red Bull 24ct case for $25. That's $1.04 per, they are $2.37 per at Walmart and $2.99 at the gas station.https://www.walmart.com/ip/Red-Bull-Energy-Drink-80mg-Caffeine-8-4-fl-oz-Can/17056922People buy one of these every morning on the way to work, they could be saving 50-75% if they just buy one of these (I would buy max quantity though) Walmart yearly (30 days*12) cost: $856.80Gas station yearly: $1,076.4Amazon deal yearly: $374.4Yearly savings of up to $482.4I'm not saying you should be buying Red Bull, but this a clear example. You'd have $482.40 to invest instead
>>61827712You have a good penis :)
Gamble it on Kalshi. Most of this board has no idea how prediction markets work. It’s gambling that lets you LARP as a day trader. Pic are my choices for what Trump will say this week. “Sleepy Joe” is a no; it’s dirt cheap and I just don’t think he’ll say it. Everything else is a Yes. I happened to see “weed” when it dipped way down at 13%, and I know that all of these contracts end up over 30 (most get to 60). I sold it at 37, and it dipped again so I bought more.
>>61828843what a dumb market. which keyword will zion don the hebrew con say in order to steal the most money from kalshi? at least if you gamble on the weather they have to spend money to power the weather manipulation machines.
>>61827712unironically 100x levered 0DTE options.
>>61828900>Most of this board has no idea how prediction markets work.>”steal money from Kalshi”Fucking potteryThese markets are only worth a few hundred thousand at the very most. So it would be quite risky for very little gain (considering his current wealth and power).The real scams are found on Polymarket via whales controlling an absolutely retarded voting system (basically designed for fraud) and in oddball wording or questionable resolving criteria. The former are worth tens of millions.
>>61827712Buy one of those double edged safety razors and a pack of safety blades. They will last a life time and pay for itself long term. Also the quality of your shave is much higher and the experience is enjoyable.
>>61827712gym subsription, you fatty
>>61827712BBBY-WT
>>61828943>he doesn't use a straight razor to shaveHow many cocks did you have to let go of to type this?
>>61827712Save it in a piggy bank.Each time you have 100 dollars extra put it in.Break it open in 2 years.
>>61827712I would buy 1 silbur
>>61829781This
>>61828445Does the average American actually drink Redbull every morning before work?
>>61827774/thread
>>61828943But the razor blades add up
>>61827712Looking for the guy who told me to buy NGL on the cheap a couple of years ago. Wanted to thank him.
>>61827712Buy jeet crypto currencies. It's only a matter of time before one scam coin moons and the lead jeet scammer rug pulls the other lesser jeet scammers.
>>61828843All of my picks are up (sleepy joe is a short, so it’s inverted) except for weed, which is the same as when I took the screenshot earlier. Assuming $24 for each position, OP would have made about $24 if he would have listened to me. Oh well ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>61829824Just the ones with diabetes, so yeah, the average ones.
>>61827712nice pepe
>>61829824A Negress at work did, shed had an embolism and is now paralyzed neet/maxing.
>>61830266Keeping up and it’s ~$450 after a week.LET IT RIDE!
>>61830266>>61830359I genuinely don't know how this works. Are you hoping to win or to sell your position for a profit?
>>61827712Staple food, you can have a pantry full with that amountGiants bags of riceFill a trolley with pasta.Enjoy.
>>61827712XRP.
>>61830372Sell contracts for a profit, especially considering the Mentions market involves Trump, who could say literally anything or nothing.>how does this work?I don’t know what you know or don’t now, so don’t be insulted if it feels like I’m talking down to you. Plus I never really see people breaking down how prediction markets work, so maybe this will be helpful.Prediction markets (like Kalshi and Polymarket) are betting platforms. They allow users to gamble on future events. Technically they’re a futures market. The “bets” (called contracts) can be sold before the events are resolved.The markets are binary; they’re individual yes or no questions. Will trump say “drill baby drill” before Monday? Will the announcers at the Super Bowl say “late hit”? Will NY beat LA at basketball? Will team X make it to game seven? Prices are determined by which positions people buy rather than an algorithm or odds maker. If people bet on whether or not Taylor Swift will get married this year, and 70% of them think she will, each Yes contact costs $0.70. Each No contract costs $0.30. When the market is resolved, the winning contracts are worth $1.00, and the losing contracts are worth $0. You’re gambling against other contract holders, not the platform. There is no house or casino.Markets are subject to fundamentals just like stocks. You can bet on what silver will cost, or the price of bitcoin, or if the fed will change rates. So in many cases it’s an informed gamble. For instance, week we knew Trump would probably say “transgender” because he was speaking at the National Prayer Breakfast, and it’s a hot button social issue among the attendees.
>>61827712SeedsYou better have some land though
>>61827712Why does that frog's dick look so weird with that extra skin? That isn't normal.
>>61827712>store brand popcorn>18 pack of beer>2 packs of camel cigarettes>5th of old crow bourbon>3 lb of hamburger patties>bottle of ketchupYou can thank me later
>>61828445It would cost you nothing to not buy that garbage. WTF is wrong with you lmao
>>61831164>Dude poison yourself XDGonna be laughing when you're lying in a bed like a vegetable gasping for breath
>>61828843Prediction markets are so scammy though. They'll do a lot to not pay out.>The US didn't actually invade Venezuela because they didn't take any territory :^) sorry no payout
>>61827712in the stock marketit'll be 200,000 dollarydoos on the day you die
>>61831300>60 years later>Op listened to Anon except he's still alive>invested $100 has become $200K>only electric cars are legal>Op can afford to rent one to live inyou can probably panhandle for some fentanyl money Op
>>61831276Also, who do you think isn’t “paying out?” How do you think that would even work? Do you think Kalshi and Polymarket are keeping people’s money? If so then you really haven’t been paying attention.All markets resolve to 100% yes or 100% no. Contracts are worth $1 or $0. There are two sides to every market, made up entirely of individual users. One side wins everything and the other side loses. There is no case where the money people put in isn’t “paid out” to someone. Anecdotes about these apps just stealing from users are high time preference “people” who don’t understand that contracts aren’t paid until the market settles.
>>61827712In bigger pp
