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>schizo bucks pay for my rent
>share house with two other schizos
>they keep to themselves, so it's like i have the whole house to myself
>get $290 a month from uncle sam for food (more than enough)
>can't go out to nice restaurants, but who cares, frozen food tastes just fine when you heat it in the oven
>also get extra $105 that i use to buy weed gummies
>if i need any extra cash, i can just hop in my car and make doordash deliveries

looks like i got it all figured out. but you keep obsessing over your silver bars and your shitcoins, wagie

lol
lmao, even
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>>61833243
>USD goes to 0
>No more schizo gibs
>you die in the street homeless, talking to shadows, with no weed gummies left
>meanwhile my silver bars go to infinity and I can buy the weed gummies factory
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>>61833253
>USD goes to infinity
>silver goes to 0
>i wipe my ass with silver bars
>you die alone
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>>61833243
everything has a cost
if you dont pay for something now you pay for it later, whether it's death or sickness or eternal suffering
no one gets away with anything
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>>61833253
if the USD went to 0 we'd all be dead or close to it
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You'll feel like a real winner when youre 45 and childless.
>but Im special im not a normie im going to chew on my little weed gummies and be happy!
The salt will lose its savor
>im a schizo
No one with a healthy mind envies this
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>>61833243
Holy based
This thread will make lots of wagies seethe, just fyi
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>>61833243
enjoy your life with no goals, no possibility of fulfilment, just rotting away at a computer. make sure to stay extra high on your weed gummies so that the realization doesn't set in lmao
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>>61833347
i'm counting on it, lmao
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I'm gonna apply for autism bux in April
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>>61833366
>enjoy your life with no goals, no possibility of fulfilment

Nigga that's literally every guys life now, I make $180k and that describes me to a T.
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>>61833243
Alright but how did you get schizo bucks tho
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>>61833429
luckily for losers like you and OP, if you want to give up and spend the rest of your life wallowing in self pity and getting high on weed gummies, you can choose to do so!
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>>61833429
>>61833471
There is literally no point unless you're born rich
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>>61833243
sounds like cope but ok
(i'm only seeing your thread because you decided to include silver in your rant for some reason)
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>>61833253
here is a more realistic scenario:
>USD goes to more inflation (as always)
>government increases Anons monthly welfare amount due to cost of living adjustment
>anon gets more money for free so inflation doesnt matter to him
>(You) still have to work for your money like a good goy
>inflation matters to (You) because your boss doesnt give you a raise
>Anon is comfy with tendies sauce and fries
>(You) suffer (as always)
Have fun.
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>>61833802
Your best life is living in a pod, owning nothing, and eating zogchow
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>>61833243
I get 1400 euros in government gibs each month and I have over 100k in crypto
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>>61834108
EU NEETs really are living like kings
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>>61833243
gimme some gummies
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>>61833802
Kek maybe if these wagies lick enough boots, Mr Noseberg will give them a 0.01% raise!
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>>61833243
>hop in my car and make doordash deliveries
Nice. I would recommend a method of transportation (at least for doordashing) that is cheaper than a car. Don't want to add miles on your personal if you can avoid it.
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>>61833802
How do you even respond to this without sounding mad? glad im buxing kek
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>>61833243
>Bragging about how he can't eat out and can only afford frozen food
Couldn't be me



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