britannia edition>Some helpful links to numb the painhttps://findahelpline.com/https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/https://www.whitehouse.gov/refundshttps://jlingz.com/>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesPrevious smigger thread>>61832914
poop in own butt
So... why were they screeching?
I have to make it, I just have too!!! B-but I need to be early on a multibagger and I have to be all in, I'll be happy with just a 10x but I don't know if I can even find one.
>MicronGODS
More ACK-ing of American stocks in the last 50 minutes?
OFFICIAL BASED TICKERS:SNDKWDCIRENGRRRHYMCMUOFFICIAL BAGGOT TICKERS:OKLOIONQHGRAPHTSLACVNA
>>61834174BASED
>>61834174Yes this is an official based post
>>61834174OKLO is a good boy stock, it didn't do nothing boss.
Google acquisition of Wisrael approved
>>61834174
>>61834174Extremely based
>>61834185It sounds like something Megamind would say like how he says "ollo". Sorry boss it wasn't meant to be
HORRY FUCK SANDISK IS TAKING A NOSE DIVE
This is coreweave. Where do analysts come up with these bullshit estimates from? Everyone knows openai and coreweave is going bankrupt. Oracle is also in deep shit but will probably survive.
MAYDAY MAYDAY PULL UP PULL UP WE'RE GONNA CRASHWTF DID HE JUST TWEET
>>61834189can GOOG go up now please?
>>61834203
NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSSSS
>>61834164i refusei will only poop in your butt
>>61834174>>61834178>>61834184>>61834201Based on what?
Sandisk down 6.66%
wtf are you guys yapping about
>Slurped WDC on what I felt was the bottom>It keeps crabbing at that priceI was right, but this doesn't feel right.
>>61834203umm, pardon me, but what the fuck is a megamind boss?
First Majestic up 2%
I bought LYFT.
>>61834229 You missed out boss >>61834222
my snxx down 12%
>>61834225Baggot detected
I don't have enough memory to remember what the memory stocks did to me
I'm going to get us through that 7000 call wall by selling some more options. 7200 end of Thursday, You're welcome.
>>61834228>Slurping bottoms
so this is it huhwe're just going to crab between 6700 and 7000 forever
my snxx down 14%
This shit is all miracle. I'll be off kratom in a week.
>>61834249COME ON DOC POWER HALF-HOUR GIVE US A STIM>>61834255It's over
tophaha get manipulated like the PM bois
>>61834174IONQ, more like UNC
>GRRR jeet is shillingBeyond over for memory baggies.
>>61834228I know what you mean but a different stock. Also it's slowly not going as high, it's making me worried
>>61834259>futures>single stock futures>single subsidiary of single stock futures>department futures>single employee futures
>>61834256Pardon me, but what the fuck are those crystals boss.
>>61834253Yes
POWER HALF HOUR PLEASEWE NEED TO GO GREENPUMP IT BACK UP RIGHT NOWTHIS MUST BE FIXEDJEROME
>>61834209>giving any shits about what "analysts" say
>>61834271>short 1000 contracts of Carlos futures>fire Carlos for being a mexican>Profit
>>61834279
>>61834253PRAY that you're gonna crab between 6700 and 7000 forever
>>61834174HYMC is fucking trash
>>61834277How else do you invest?
>>61834271>single employee futuresThat sounds like something from a cerebral cyberpunk novel
Why /smg/ so slow today? Even with this dump it's slow. What if the dump speeds up and drops 50%, will they come screaming in a few hours?
Every time I promise myself to sell INTC at $50 (150% gain) it hits $50, I get greedy and read bagholder copium, then I don't sell it, and then it dumps
>>61834293If we crash 50% this week I would be so happy, but I recon it's only going to close down about 4% for the week boss.
>>61834266Well at least if it dumps EOD that means AH will pick up the slack...
>>61834293I posted a lot so I'm not the best benchmark, but I stopped caring a lot about American tech stocks bleeding because I exited most of my positions. I believe some other anons might feel the same
>>61834256I'm intrigued. Where do you get these? How sure are you it's the real deal?
I am and UltraMUUrine and I'm getting destroyed over here.
This shit rebounded 27% after that stupid Claude law bullshit ass fucking announcement. Went from 490 -> 370 -> 470I knew it would bounce back. Even made a post here that got zero replies. But was too much of a pussy to actually take advantage of it. This is why I'm never going to get anywhere in life.
>>61834317Anony.... ;-;
>>61834290Intuition, mostly.
Sectors in the green today>Utilities>Telecoms>Railroads>Home improvement>REITsIs someone expecting a cyclical downturn?
>>61834272>>61834314Internet vendor. Basically it's used for managing opiate withdrawals. I'm quitting kratom.
>>61834259I dont understand how this works
I AM OFFICIALLY FOMO'ING INTO COLLIERS ENGINEERING (ticker CIGI)
>>61834317Good. You faggots deserve it. Should have exited that stock already. Sandisk too. You are pathetic now just like linkies.
>>61834340you 100% hold chain.... why is that saved on the comp boss?
>>61834290analysts are literally paid shillds, they will try to sell you the steamiest piece of shit stock based on fairy tales and shit on good companies for extra engagement
>think I’m being cheeky buying 1 measly SPY call>crabs and then dumpslolLmao
The top is almost precisely when anons start referring to themselves as marines
>>61834350In the memory case it was ironic as it was already past its top
>>61834337it's basically just the same thing as an option.
>>61834353BYND/chainlink vibes, fucking grim
I'm not sure this semen slurping sport is for me
MU recooovering oooooooooooommmmmmmmm.....
We warned you at the end of the last thread
Uh o see ya later stinky
DING DING DING DING DINGHow did it go today?!?!
return my money at once
>>61834405idk like -1% I messed up my ORCX play
WHAT'S HAPPENING
>>61834405>+0.23%>+7.05% YTDcozy
>>61834405Today: -0.56%This Week: +0.22%This Month: -0.28%This Year: -1.35%
>>61834350After the peak MUrines began calling each other more MUsisters though
>US mulls seizing tankers with Iranian oil to pressure Tehran - WSJYOU ARE NOT BULLISH ENOUGH ON OIL
>>61834405I should have sold yesterday and gtfo into international index i can't handle it
>>61834356why is there demand for that
>>61834405+ .13
>>61834405-1.39%Not what I wanted but it's what I got!
>>61834405-1.92%
Is this all just a bull trap? The way it's behaving is making me paranoid about keeping my holdings.>>61834405Up about $300. About equivalent to a $37.50 hourly wage via an 8 hour workday.
>>61834412I think about you during the day, Anon what are your holdings i feel bad.
>>61834405-2.93%Honestly might just not log in for the rest of the month and check back in March
>>61834405-1%, we'll be back soon
>>61834405+0.10%
I think that is the cleanest knife catch I've done. Too bad it kept crabbing at the spot I caught it which likely means the knife is going to give me the reach around aftermarket.
i boughted amazon and uamy
>>61834369Calm down MU sister, you're getting a little too excited, almost like you're a top signal for me to gtfo before I get left bagholding these bags kek.
>>61834429Right now just some basic indexesI got fucked by my employer in January, it took a dump with the rest of the software stocks. If I exclude that from my calculations, I'm positive for the yearLast year was just me being a retardAlso please don't think about me, I'm not worth it
Fingers crossed for HOOD call anon
>>61834443I'm out of MU for the record but I'm watching it for the memories
What are the market implications of all the GLP-1 pharmaceutical ads on the superbowl? I assume Eli Lilly and Novo Nordisk will have more competition
>>61834411pretty good ytd babe. love ya. wishing to chat with you and reminding you i'm still here for you.
>>61834224i've seen days that were more crab than this.
>>61834447oooof
>>61834405>-1.85%
Now that I think about it, what are some good international indexes? I've seen what I think are international indexes posted a few times in the past and compared to SPY, they seem to be doing better.
>>61834447Cross them harder
>>61834449I'm NOT just watching it for the memories fellow former MU sister, I'm also watching it like a hawk for when to re-enter.
>>61834458VYMI, IDVO, AVDV
>>61834464Then watch tomorrow....big things will be happening. Lots of people are talking about it...
>>61834452Listen retard, she's not into nigger lovers.
>>61834458They are all doing better. Buy the Korean ETF for RAM exposure, or the Japanese, UK, Greek, Italian, etc. in general.
Looks like my HOOD calls are fucked haha. Good news is that it looks like it theta fucked everyone anyway
>>61834473If retail is out of steam, that means its time for (((them))) to dump it on every poor sucker who buyed in boss.
HOOD sisters, why is it dumping? US stocks really are dead.
>>61834482Looks like she's drilling straight to the inner core. Theta gang might be out of this one too.
>>61834473hood weeb
>>61834452>posted literally nothing but my returns today>found me by my IP addressalright I'm done posting hereyou're beyond creepy
>>61834471That's swiftie
>>61834473HOOD is going to $65-$55 so just wait ill be buying there...
>>61834495It's the lackluster 7,05% SCHD performance that betrayed you.
>>61834490Beat eps but fell short of revenue. Guidance might bring it back to neutral but calls are absolutely fucked. Oh well. Win some you lose some I guess
>>61834504I don't own SCHD he's been so schizo he's got me confused with someone else
Why is hood down? Did they not massively beat earnings?
>>61834514Good news is bad news sometimes
>>61834495If I had to guess he can notice you from the all lower case. It is rarer than you think.
>>61834449bottom signal
>>61834514No not really. They fell shy. Good news is I lost significantly less money on this than the last time I blew up a port
shill me some microchip stocks you long hair hippie fucks
>>61834518Huh. That's odd. Okay I can fix that.
>HOODI should have bought more SSO and miners instead of wasting my time with hood calls and Mubaggies. I'm fed up, I'm quitting.
>>61834495babe, you post the cozy thing all the time. you're autistic and repeat yourself. i can clock you in 2 other threads right now too. and i don't mean that negatively, it is cute. i know you're mad at me and who knows what else, but i want what's best for us and care about you a lot. no i don't do final fantasy erp or fascist politics, i think both of those are repulsive and i'm sorry we have those differences. but that's all dissociative fantasy babe. i don't want to live those anymore, i want to hold your hand and be in reality with you, and i want you to remember that, contrast what i want for us with what you have, and i know my plan will win out. i love you dear. sending you soothing thoughts.
>>61834526Go all in on MUU and it'll swing like a mf thanks to their meeting
Almost every time I have a big win I should probably just cash out and not touch stocks for at least half a year. Had I done that the last few times, then I'd likely be at 7 figures by now. Instead I'm still poor.
>>61834405i'm down 2.5%, knocking me down to a measly 22.5% ytdwhy even live
>>61834511stop lying babe
>>61834528someone was threatening to dox him so maybe the problem will resolve itself>>61834541i thought MU was a memory stock I asked for microchips
>>61834549Uhh perhaps MCHP?
nobody panic, but we need an immediate stimulus.
>>61834552i'll stimulate you babe
>>61834549Hopefully>>61834544I'M NOT HER YOU FUCKING DUMBASS I DON'T OWN SCHD
>>61834552You will be very stimulated if you full port into GRND and Miatas in May
>Chinese officials have urged banks to limit purchases of US government bonds and instructed those with high exposure to pare down their positions, sources say
>>61834562like war and buffet always says, "sell in my and go gay for pay"
>>61834559>schd is beetween your top and bottom moversjust admit your love for him so this farce can end, stop playing hard to get my schdigger
>>61834552>>61834558>the stimulation
>>61834405>0.04 in the green todayEarthquake woke me upAnything I can walk away from is a blessing
>>61834559babe, that's your port if i ever saw it. and that's a horrible thing to say. that's gonna bother me all day, and i was gonna go to the virtual gym on second life and get a good workout in, that might effect me...when you can get past your outrage and whatever else you're feeling, remember that i care and want better for you.
>>61834541Meeting?
>>61834577mfw the babe schizo overstimuates me
>>61834579i imagine concrete tubes are very quake resistantIs HEPBO3EH pronounced the same as Snickers?
No one calls me babe
>>61834552My folio needs a bailout
>>61834605Good luck babe
>>61834495We will see ya tomorrow babe>>61834559>Top and Bottom movers Sound like a babe to me
>>61834612Thanks
>>61834605i'll call you babe sweety if that's what your intolooking good sweetcheecks :)
>>61834619Why is the bitch on the left wearing a one piece swimsuit over a blouse?
>>61834600The word is pronounced “nervosen” meaning nervous in English. It’s some add campaign they did about taking care of the negative effects of hunger.
>>61834622so that (attractive) men will catcall her obviously chud>>61834631ah thank you very important stuff
>>618344050.06%... I made 17 euros
Sometimes its weird to think about how someone else pays more for my shares then I used to pay
Sandisk baggies how we feeling
>>61834634I have not seen a snickers bar with the wrapper in cyrillic but this is how it would look I think.“Cнeкepc”.
DEVIL TRIPSDEVIL DIPS
>>61834672GayAre job revisions tomorrow (-1,000,000) going to rape the market and begin the great recess depress 2.0?Dubs yes,Singles no.
>>61834646Not great, but also the price dropping isn't unexpected. WDC has to divest the rest of their SNDK shares by the end of this month. It's natural that the price is going to drop before this. Hoping things start spiking again once it's over with. The fundamentals haven't changed, earnings were brilliant, orders sold out. SNDK is a fucking bargain right now.
>LEU
This scene is so cringe. Like he's actually not going to take the money.
>>61834616I recall never posting in that thread again, but I did post in the next thread, so my post wasn't wrong boss.
It's over.
>>61834696Damn I'm glad I sold that shit 2 weeks ago at break even
>>61834685Think we should get more western digimon? It feels more solid sometimes
>>61834535Now the question is, baghold or cut losses?
>>61834728I mean WDC has already said the money they raise from the SNDK divestiture is going towards paying down on their debt. Having a cleaner balance sheet always looks good on earnings, and even at the current SNDK price they're going to make a fuck load of money.
Trump's silence is deafening.
TRUMP CONFIRMED BVLLLLL MARKET FOR 2026!!!
>>61834698i mean he's happy he was right but it also means the banks we're committing a fuck load of fraud/sketchy shit and a lot of innocent people are going to get hurt
>>61834750It's partly that and also to do with his brother killing himself
>>61834582https://investors.micron.com/events/event-details/wolfe-research-auto-auto-tech-and-semiconductor-conference-0
>>61834405Took a 32k loss today while scalping SPY 0DTEStill up 17k this week but it's definitely the biggest one day loss in my life
What can I invest in outside the stock market to make it bros?
>>61834750But there's no way that he's just now thinking about this. He knew when he made the bet.
>>61834773You can't, unless you're a billionaire. Even then rich people should just buy index funds like the rest of ushttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AtAV1w0AQtk
>>61834773Scratch off lotteries
>>61834769Holy shit lol how many contracts
>>61834780By the end? 3600SPY dipping and not rebounding on no news fucked me up. I got greedy and kept increasing the position, should've been ok with a 5 cent gain instead of a serious loss.Think I need to adjust my rules and stop going for 10-15 cents gains.
>>61834535My miners are down
Is coinbase computer going out of business?
>>61834755have you never made a lot off a put? everyone here is screaming AAAAAAAAA it's hard to not feel a little bad, now imagine that magnified by billions and instead of just /smg/ it's the country screaming
>>61834784Damn gotta love that SPY liquidity
>>61834777You rely on analysts to tell you what to do. Into the trash it goes.>>61834778That'd be gambling not investing.>>61834755Cassandra was right but unhappy that Troy was being destroyed.
>>61834800I've self-sabotaged and lost money because of this.
bloomberg keeps mentioning ai build outshit, the normies are starting to realize it's not actually a bubble (yet) but a build out but shit is so expensive that the index will only appreciate like 6% a year at this point with a lot more downside potential than usual unless we get into a real bubblegot rid of all my US cash regardless and bought VXUS
>futures
>>61834816>You rely on analysts to tell you what to do. Into the trash it goes.Why would I do all the work when all the work is already done for me?
>>61834833You can't say he's not committed to the bit
idk where to ask this so im gonna ask herehow do people use btc to buy shit like roids or drugs if every use of it is supposed to be taxed
>>61834831>spending literally 100X greater than revenue>it's just a buildout, bro
>>61834834Some already answered you >>61834345
>>61834833
>>61834852*Someone
