>But it's so simple. All I have to do is divine from what I know of the gay market: are you the sort of anon who would buy puts or buy calls going into a fake jobs report? Now, a clever anon would buy puts, because xir would know that only a great fool would believe that stocks would go up. I am not a great fool, so I can clearly not choose the puts in front of xir. But xir must have known I was not a great fool, xir would have counted on it, so I can clearly not choose the calls in front of me.
>>61836231Imagine having this amount of free time on your hands
>>61836234>You're just stalling now.
THREE WORDS:INCONCEIVABLE
>>61836231topkek
the market can remain irrational longer than a day trader can stay solvent
