Not good This is very bad
lmao this just popped into my feed
>>61838965Haha poop scented windchimes incoming
>>61838967this should have been the OP instead of that twitter thread of a ticktock screenshot. michael is nervous, that's for sure, this crash here shouldn't have happened.
Kek i was just about to post this
What's he thinking here
>>61838995Mom a new just'd face just dropped
this is so bullish you're not ready
>>61838983he should've said something about aihe needs to say ai a lot more, maybe that'll save him
>$8k btc (or under)>for 4 fucking yearsMichael wouldn't be able to refinance but i guarantee no one else is either
>>61838995>that wasn't just gas
>>61838967jesus christ bitcoin is so fucked it is unreal
>>61839099topkek
>>61838995STUPID TOASTIE BITCH YOU DONT UNDERSTAND THE COMPLEXITIES REEEEE
>>61838995>the caption
>>61838967He's going to sell way before it falls 90%
>>61838965>we'll refinance the debtthe junkie said to the loan shark
>>61839454Seething roastie fuming because she’ll never be a billionaire (or taste Michael Saylor’s dick).
>>61838967He said this on camera? Is he mad. Or completely thick?
>>61838995>The White man is immunized against all dangers: one may call him a scoundrel, parasite, swindler, profiteer, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But ask him who will lend him money and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: "I've been found out.
>>61838965The thing is if we lose money we actually make money. You're just not clued into the new paradigm
>>61839474Refinance 59B to buy nothing...
>>61838965Trump is confirmed to be bailing him out, so what's the point of this circus?
>>61838967HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*breaths in*HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
You're telling me the retard who lost everything in the dot com bubble is still retarded and is going to lose everything in the bitcoin bubble :O
>>61839882I feel like it's obvious Micro Strategy will be nationalised.
>>61838995this will be the pic of 2026, calling it, put me in the screencap
>>61838967>>61838982>>61840349i dare you to put all of your life savings into MSTZ.do it.
Nigga so ultra made it how could anything he does with it matter
>>61838967He's completely right. The banking system cannot survive if they let BTC fall below $8k, so they have to print him more money.Saylor already won.
I mean I understand the question, but it's also one of those weird ones like "WELL WHAT HAPPENS IF A SHARK EATS YOUR TODDLER?" I'll make another kid? Like tf is anyone supposed to do with that? "BUT UR WIFE IS OLD" holy shit, fuck off and worry about something real
>>61840840There are hundreds of quadrillions worth of gold in our nearest asteroid cluster by the way.
You will all owe Michael an apology a year from now. Screencap this thread.
>>61840887Once thats viable the price will go down astronomically but its currently unviable they landed on an asteroid hauling it safely is sone other shit
>>61840889Anon...he's not going to survive this bear market, I'm sorry...
>>61838967He's right though.The volatility of bitcoin means that as the price falls to $8,000 there will be a new sucker every second who will want to buy the dip.That's his entire market niche.
>>61840889Yea, “sorry for not convincing you to sell sooner, Mikey”
>>61838967This idiot gets free money to put into BitcoinWhen that ship sails, he’s going to be left holding empty bags.
>>61840913It’s going to 0. Buttcoin was just a scam to make way for the Fed coin.
>>61840887Oh yeaCan you get there and grab it for us please?
>>61838995
Shit goes to 8k its the fire sale
He's 100% on pointLook at the cost of mining BitcoinThere's no way it drops to 50k, let alone 8kBut if it did go to 8k, banks would literally be retarded to not lend him money to buy moreThe upside is massive and the downside non-existent
>>61838995I really, really, really like this image.
>>61838965Saylor the type of guy to have mandingofan1 as his wow handle.
>>61838967He's trying to fud goyim so he can scoop up cheapies
>>61841031its a banger
>>61840889I don’t owe anyone anything fuck off.
>>61840889Michael, give me my money back.
Thanks op, just added to my short
I have a gut feeling we saw the all-time high of Bitcoin last year and over the next decade and it’s gonna be a slow death spiral to sub 1k. The 4 year boom and bust cycle was never gonna go on forever.
>>61841113Nah it has 1 more pump now that it has more attention
>>61838995Oh yes oh yes, I like this
>>61838967He's unstoppable
>>61839471his company exists only to buy bitcoin, if he starts selling he is fucked
>>61840984The downside is 0 u fucking mongrel
>>61841924> what are market forces
I forgot my wallet info long ago. It'll never go to zero.
>>61838965>>61838967>>61838995This guy unironically ruined Bitcoin for the rest of us. He has a too huge a piece of the pie, and he's leveraged as fuck. And he proudly let everyone know.The powers that control the market won't let him just get away with that, they've always gone out of their way to kill off anyone who is significantly leveraged with volume, it barts up and down all the time so they can squeeze all the gamblers dry.The 4 year cycle is dead and any future bull runs are postponed until they crush this guy, sadly.
I currently hold 10,000 bitcoin I had since 2010 I’m going to dump it all at market price later today.
>>61841943Nope, they already tried in 2022. Saylor won.
>>61838995>Refinance where, Michael?
>>61840821Wtf are you talking about the banking system doesn't give a shit about btc. It can go to zero for all they care.
>>61841964Then he just had to overextend himself again and keep buying on the way up, at 87k, even at 90k.He was already out of the hot water, but he decided to jump back in head first. If he truly believed in Bitcoin's 4 year cycle, he would've had the patience to wait for the bear of the cycle to buy. Because there is ALWAYS a bearish period in the cycle. He will NEVER run out of opportunities to buy Bitcoin in a bear market. But instead he demonstrated fomo during a bull, which shows he doesn't even have faith there will be a bear, showing he doesn't have full faith in the 4 year cycle. That he can be the face of fomo in a bull market means he is trading emotionally, and he has the potential of being the face of fear in the bottom of a massive bear market. Both sides of the same coin. He had no more weaknesses, then made even bigger ones by buying up to 90k. Now they can take him down again, and it's probably easier this time around
>>61841031Save it. It's all yours my friend.
>>61838965Bump
>>61841964X27X69NEXT TIME?X10 or X 2,5 from ATH:1,250$
whos gonna run bitcoin mining when its not profitable? MSTR?
>>61840984If mining is not profitable then miners will simply stop mining. Just because it costs a crazy amount to mine that doesn't mean people will pay that amount to buy btc. The whole thing is retarded and will collapse.
>>61840887Hundreds you say! We'll be rich see! Richer than your wildest dreams!
Explain to me again how it's different this time.
Im full bobo mode at this point, i dont give a fuck. I hope btc goes back to 4 digits
>>61838965energy credit bros.. not like this...
>>61842117what is different?
>>61840840>rocks
>>61842117Bitcoin should barely be discussed on this board. The fact that we still have retarded tourists after 13 years is mind boggling. The same shit people were saying on /g/ in 2013 is the same shit people are saying in this thread. Retards never change
>>61838965if you look at his body language, you can deduct we are already rather close to the price when his balls start to boil. I'd say the exact price is $45,378 when he gets really sick.
>>61842117gambler's fallacy
>>61840984>There's no way it drops to 50k,It will. The FUD itt is midwit tier albeit
>>61839037Yea its abit of retarded scenario>if the thing your company bet on went to fucking nothing forever well then youd be a bit screwed innit?
Refinance where, Michael?
JUST
>>61840913If that were the case, it would not fall to $8000 in the first place. Low price and lack of buyers/demand are just two different words for the same situation.>>61838967Lol, banks are going to lend me money if Bitcoin falls 90% because they know that Bitcoin always goes up (after it has fallen 90%).
>>61842117STRC is at par again. The bitcoin buying will continue until morale improves.
>>61842550Michael is a hot chick and he's taking you to Cannes
Maaan, that woman's face might go down in history lol. "Refinance where, Michael?"
>>61842804
>>61840821>>61840821dude banks are not your partner.when failing the credit means they get your bitcoins, they will fail your credit.
>>61838983>this crash here shouldn't have happened>people should be clamoring for these Tulips
>>61840913How does that make him solvent though?
Microstrategy has ~$50B worth of Bitcoin at today's prices and ~$8B of debt. The book value is ~$42B. Their marketcap is currently ~$36B. They are currently undervalued as a company, so couldn't a billionaire Bitcoin bull who wants their Bitcoin technically acquire the company and pay off the debt to get ahold of a giant Bitcoin stack at a discount without shaking up the price? That could be one way out for him.
>>61843014Like if Blackrock boomers start buying again then they could just buy Microstrategy shares instead of Bitcoin to get it at a discount.
>>61838995>She hasn't studied Bitcoin for 10 years yet
>>61843014>>61843039They have a net loss on the Bitcoin purchases. They have way more than 8 billion in 'debt'. If he has to start selling shares in order to pay dividends/yield, it's going to crush the collateral he was using for financing the bitcoin purchases. Everybody is focused on whether he will need to sell the Bitcoin. If he kills the stock, there's all kinds of variables that come into play. Don't forget that a few years ago, MSTR wanted to remove him as CEO etc... he got the heat off his back by making a paper profit on Bitcoin, nevermind that he could never actually sell it at those levels to realize it (because he would tank the market)... well now he has a loss.
>>61841113The 4 year cycle died the moment I got into crypto
>>618430904 year cycle is still going, it just no longer includes a parabolic pump before the bear marketbecause crypto is deadand so is MSTR
>>61838965>>61838967and now you know why this fucking retard lost everything in the dotcom bubble
>>61838965not my problemi warned u
>>61843085Right. The company is insolvent and will have to declare bankruptcy if the price doesn't recover and he can't keep the ponzi going. I am thinking of how that could work without them selling BTC on the open market, which would lead to a price collapse. If there is enough interest from Bitcoin bulls to keep the price up they will want to acquire his Bitcoin directly. In bankruptcy you look for a buyer first who will just take over everything to salvage what they want from the company, and surely there is someone who wants their Bitcoin.
The true (and only) value of Bitcoin is two-fold1. It's something ai agents can actually own. An AI agent cannot truly possess gold, even with a robotic body, because it can be taken away, but an AI agent with proper encryption can hold Bitcoin and spend it strategically2. If the universe is a simulation, it's pretty likely that Bitcoin is the only form of money that can span two or more different realities. Owning Bitcoin at the time of your death is probably a good idea for whatever awaits you on the other side.
>>61842804fuck you anon your pictel made me shoot my choccie milk out my nose
>>61841943>bull runs are postponed until they crush this guy, sadly.But saylormoon is a CIAnigger, and the CIA is the armed arm of the jewish banking cartel. As long as banksters see saylor as a useful tool, they will back him up with infinite funds (real cost = $0).
>>61840887we're hundreds of years away from farming asteroids
>>61838995>Whoa, whoa, whoa, what is with the 'gotcha' questions?
>>61840887Oh noI’ll get rugpulled in like 200 years when that becomes a viable business model?Fuark time to panic sell everything
Its ogre
>>61843351How the fuck will dead people spend Bitcoin? If you are unplugged from the Matrix, you can't spend Matrix money
>>61843788The value of Bitcoin would have to exist in any reality where math applies, so it's safe to assume the math would still work in a higher reality.All I'm saying is, having Bitcoin at death could be the difference between being reincarnated as a Chad banging dimes, and being a jeet rolling in shit.
>>61838995I have a yacht I am taking to Cannes
>>61838965They have 714,644 BTC now, formed STRC, which pays 11.25% in dividends every month. They are becoming insanely big.STRC is about a year old and pays 11.25% per month in dividends, paid out annually.
>>61843922That's why you need to...1. Never sell2. Memorize your seed phrase, you will need it
The biggest bubble in history isn't an asset, it's the Enlightenment. Intellectual paradigms under the conditions of modernity function like speculative bubbles. The rise and crash all the time. But these have really been more like surface ripples on the face of an even more giant bubble, that of the Enlightenment and liberalism.In this context, nominalism, voluntarism, constructivism, etc. are all adaptive because they imply that simply believing something is the case makes it into a reality. What is "useful" determines being. So, through a series of bubbles, we are forced evermore towards the idea that we can create all values and meaning, and so secure the upwards ascent of progress towards singularity. Intellectual bubbles work much like market bubbles in that, the more people buy in, the more pressure there is for others to buy in.But at a certain point the fundamentals are going to kick back in. You cannot blast off from reality forever. Eventually, once you've eroded all norms and values, your society is fucked. You hit extinction level fertility rates. Elites no longer feel like they have any role except maximizing their own aggrandizement. "Pragmatism all the way down" leads to "hedonism all the way down." At a certain point, people realize women don't have penises, molesting kids or filling their drinking water with lead is bad for them in a way we cannot "construct away," etc. We've already seen small signs of capitulation. Teleological Aristotleian ethics, dead in 1950, is now the most popular paradigm even in analytic thought. Subjectivism is in decline. The situationist paradigm popped like a bubble.I predict wholesale collapse as more and more people capitulate to reality. The result will be unlike anything since the collapse of Rome (although better in the long run).
>>61838967He's right you know.
>>61838965>>61838967>goes on air>says bitcoin is going to 7k>says bitcoin could go to 0>panics and says he doesn't think it'll happen thoThis guy is hilarious haha
>>61843922I can tell that you don't really understand elliptic curve cryptography if you believe it works by magic.
>>61844161Believe what you wantBut you will never be a real womanIn this life or the next
>>61841949Just like that, fuck
>>61843922Bitcoin is how you pay the ferryman
>>61838995A meme was born
>>61838995saving this for later this year kek
>>61840840the big players will have fun guarding and shipping those gold bars when they're selling
>>61842298this based cracker thought he could guide the entire bitcoin market by posting AI generated images
>>61838965how many weeks until this guy kills his family then himself
>>61840840>why are you representing Bitcoin with 0 and 1s, why not as a gold coin?
