There are literal castles for sale 350K euros and you still complain? Go easy on the matcha lattés while scrolling tingtok, kiddos.
So thats what some faggot was telling my aunt about buying a castle
>>61845415>7 rooms including 1 bedroomWhat the fuck are the other rooms for?
>>61845425for fucking, incel>>61845422your aunt has kids? if not then it's going to be a bit big for a wine roastie
>>61845415These are almost positively gut rehab projects, ancient plumbing and electrical, probably new roof. Imagine a mold infestation? Add another million depending on taste. Would be awesome though.
>>61845415de_piranesi
>>61845415Calling this a castle is a stretch
>>61845415there's tv shows in bongland about buying these for cheap and fixing them. like the other anon said, it's gonna need absolute shit tons of work done. a lot of idiots buy one, then slowly bankrupt themselves trying to live in it. Imagine x4/x5 that price just for it to be liveable. then ur expenses are naturally far higher going forward. It's a retirement plan more than anything. factor in that you will also live in france
>>61845490france is whiter and cheaper than the UK>>61845472your mom get stretched by the neighbor>>61845457for 200-300K it's epstein tier, stop lying
>>61845527>France does not collect official data on race or ethnicity due to legal restrictions (since 1978), so estimates of "non-white" (often meaning non-European origin, visible minorities, or non-white groups like North African, Sub-Saharan African, Asian, etc.) vary and are unofficial. Common estimates are from sources like older surveys>older surveysit is cheaper though, ur right. lots of bongs retire in france for that reason. you'd be utterly fucked trying to buy anything like this in the british countryside
>>61845576well, not a single french person wants to live in the UK except may be some peasants being waiters in London you can't even own land in the UK, you own for 99 years, that's it? Literally a nation of slavesAnyway, next time i see a brit i'm going to break his teeth, you made me angry with your feminine passive agressive maneers
>>61845593The battle of agincourt was 615 years ago anon. you need to move on from it. i dont care if ur bloodline lost all their wealth to some peasants with bows
>>61845641my blood is Normanwe rule your country since 1066
>>61845656i'm distantly related to king james VI. like extremely distant. be gone peasant homo retard
>>61845415You don't really ever own this kind of shit. Well, maybe this "castle" is so pathetic and pityful the authorities may not even regard it as anything but a shack. But usually, you purchasing a castle ties you to a literally infinite numbers of constraints and renovations projects the government decide for you :>that kind of only tiles monsieur>non non non! not this type of plumbery, it needs to be 100% pure lead mined between 1650-1730!>wtf monsieur, you painted your shutters, but it's not the correct gradient of white from the 1600s (blanc cassé aux oeufs de caille), you'll have to redo it again + fines>uhh monsieur, our sattelites images from yesterday shows you cut down a tree in the backyard, but it was a super rare 400yo oak from Guernsey, you'll need to heliport another one from the island, it will cost you 500 trillions euros + tip>uhhh monsieur, did you really dug a 1mm hole in your walls to pass optic fiber lol? I'm afraid you'll have to go to jail for that
europoor ERP thread
>>61845527Your post is fucking epstein tier
>>61845641>The battle of agincourt was 615 years agoIt's not over as long as the King of England retains the Duchy of Normandy. France has yet to conquer Jersey and Guernsey.
