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ITT: We pretend we’re zoomers

> why does entry level require entry
> I attended the meeting so technically I created shareholder value
> my resume is vibes and club leadership why no $120k WFH
> I want passive income without the active part
> compound interest is math privilege
> I invested once it went down 2% so I exposed the scam
> 401k is fake because it requires 40 years
> saving 20% down is classist gatekeeping
> why can’t Zillow filter by destiny
> my 480 credit score reflects systemic oppression not risk
> budgeting feels restrictive I prefer abundance manifestation
> rent being due monthly is landlord harassment
> I deserve a $700k starter home because inflation
> boomers bought houses with posture and eye contact
> why do I need experience for an entry job this is circular violence
> my boss expects output instead of honoring my process
> feedback is hostile
> I can’t relocate my Discord server is here
> trades are beneath me I’m an ideas guy
> I bring soft energy to the P&L
> interest rates are violence
> the Fed should cut because my checking account is empty
> my paycheck disappearing is a policy failure
> why won’t banks underwrite my aura
> capitalism failed because I DoorDash daily
> equity should vest upon intention
> generational wealth should be downloadable
> I would grind but the market doesn’t reflect my lived experience
> I deserve home ownership because I want it really badly
> someone fix it for me I’m 26 and exhausted