Boring day edition>Some helpful links to numb the painhttps://findahelpline.com/https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/https://www.whitehouse.gov/refundshttps://jlingz.com/>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesPreviously on /smg/ >>61848664
NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGERRRRRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSS
No jeets allowed in this thread
First for MU bull run
The West has two kinds of elites. Those who earn their money from suspiciously skyrocketing asset prices. And those who earn it from fraudulent nonprofits with government contracts. The former wants to audit the government. The latter wants a tax on unrealized capital gains.
GAUZ
>>61849648
>sold my NXDR at 2time to rebuy in and wait? whatever happened to the NXDRfags? they all rope?
>>61849630>https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/chat is this real?
>>61849653Thank you
>>61849657
MUbros I'm thinking we're ending green today
>>61849655Shit is this that big titty male?
>>61849657imagine the smell of her gaping asshole
>>61849670yea
>>61849671Shit don't turn me on during market hours
>Atoms not bitsStop putting money into softwarePut money into companies that physically make stuffAI can't build ships
Okay /smg/ let's huddle up. Monday is not a trading day. Seems like fertile ground for a massive downward move outside of trading hours. Do we dump everything today just to be sure not get caught in the big one?
>>61849666>>61849671
>>61849679>AI can't build shipsWe don't need ships, we have AI retard.
>>61849668I kneel
>>61849689is this how autists reproduce?
We are getting mega power hour
I bought the AVGO dip several times since december.It keeps dipping.
something just happened
>>61849705....Bad or good...
>CRSR +51%Very nice. Corsair and SentinelOne are two solid, popular products that the market hates for some reason. Corsair even has anime girls.
DAVE DAVE DAVELet's hear it for our boy DAVETo that smigger that was trying to identify inverted head and shoulders, Dave's most recent formation on the 1M chart was a perfect example.
>>61849657HAUNTED
>>61849709Depends on whether you are a bullfag or a bearcuck or a crabmonk.
>>61849709bobo is back
>>61849727She never left
that woman is broad
>>61849657stahp you're gonna make me CUM you fruity little faggot
Ya know. That's kinda how I assume all of you look
>>61849711how much to have DAVE give me some inverted head and shoulders if you know what i mean
I feel like I'm at that point in an abusive relationship where I take her back even though my arm is still in a cast and I have two black eyes.
>>61849727
Tempting to short CAT. Complete meme, enjoying a one-time windfall, no other growth or bull thesis to speak of. But at the same time, christ knows the mouthbreathing zoomer horde will probably drive it to $900
>>61849744Those dubs will do as paymentTBQH senpai, head and shoulders is the gynocentric matriarch washing of its true name. The cock and balls.
>>61849710>Eps +57%Neat
Thanks for buy my options, idiots.
>+14%HYCROFT CHADS SHALL INHERIT THE EARTH
Do any of you have healthy long term relationships with women? Or do women just enjoy the provisions you provide?
>>61849751Israel has a lot of US funded houses to build for Haredim goy
>>61849761i would never provide provisions
Micron is green this is not a drill I repeat micron is green
>>61849761i refuse to interact with women in any way whatsoever
>>61849775Thank you for your cervix
>>61849761going on 17 years of marriage
>>61849761prolonged contact to other humans, this includes females, annoys me to no end. just wanted to point that out here since some of you might be interested in what I have to say. thank you for your attention.
>>61849761ofc not
hello madarchodsit sure feels toppywill the 15m MACD on IWM tell the story of how we dumped to fuck or will we see more pumpthat is the questionpraise to vishnu and pray for ur calls or puts
>>61849761Yes, my mother and sisters are all wonderful people who have been there for me my entire life.
>>61849761That depends upon your definitions of the words healthy, long-term, relationships, and women boss.
>>61849761I enjoy semi-flirting with my blonde PAWG co-worker who catch staring at me sometimes.
>finally got a beautiful girlfriend>fucking miserableI want to be alone again. I can't live with other people. And imagine the smells I'm missing out on
>>61849761I haven't talked to a woman that is not service (waitress and such) since Christmas (my mother and sisters).I haven't been in a relationship with a woman long or short since before covid. I find bussy far more chill and down to earth that the cunts of my generation.
>>61849802Why can't you just treasure the smells you have?
>>61849761Zoomer women are just boring as hell. I've been on a fair few dates recently, but the conversation is never interesting on an intellectual level even if it's lively. I can get a woman to talk about herself all day long, but it's virtually impossible to find a girl who has anything of value to say or whose primary interest isn't just scrolling TikTok (even if they say otherwise).Honestly, with how basic modern women are, I'm not too opposed to AI girlfriends once they become advanced enough plus have physical chassis. You're basically talking to a robot already since 98% of a real women are phone addicts, and the remaining 2% are quickly snatched up.
>>61849802>And imagine the smells
>>61849802what bro does she not give you access to her dirty panties? why even have a gf
>>61849831I found two that were, but one is a lesbian and the other was black
Nice to see utilities doing well
>>61849831>but the conversation is never interesting on an intellectual level even if it's livelyhe says on 4chan
>>61849787>>61849790>>61849802>>61849818>>61849831>>61849833etc>•talking about foids in a fucking finance boardnobody cares about your dirty old arbys roast beef experiments gone wrong, this is for stocks, not slutsunless theres an ETF that tracks hoeflation go back to r/foids>>61849798ESL
I'm just going to take all the jewery as a nothingburger that'll calm down in 2 weeks and nothing burger for another few years since they wont release more names or let anything happen
>>61849846I'd rather talk about diapers and miatas than foid nonsense.
>>61849846Nah I agree with what he says. The younger generation has been absolutely brain-blasted by doomscrolling on their phones, they’re a different species.
I'M GONNA FUCKING DO ITI'M GONNA GO BALLS DEEP IN SCHD
>>61849852you sound like your pussy needs sex
>>61849761I am incredibly lucky to have taken a chance on a friend/colleague and we've been going very strong for a few years now. Her parents adore me, her siblings do too. She's incredibly kind and caring, as are all her family and all it took, all it fucking took for me to get the ball rolling was to ask her once while we were on shift together if we should make some Japanese food for our lunch that day during work. It wasn't scary at all, not even when I asked her out and missed her first. Trust me bros, you can do it. It also didn't hurt that I have been a complete autistic and a transparent autist from day one, proudly displaying what I enjoy and dislike, which I know helped filter women
>>61849856>diapers and miatasbased and bottompilled
>>61849852it's foid friday
>>61849866Happy for you anon.In my case, my wife is autistic and I'm technically the normie, though she has more normie interests and I have the autistic interests. Funny how that works out.
>>61849866imagine being an office bitch lmao
>>61849882Cheers, anon. It's a comfy life now and it really didn't take much.>>61849886We were both chefs. If I worked in an office I'd have jumped out the window by now
>>61849836My high school best friend is one of the 2% of interesting women, but she got snatched up in college Talking to her on our last meetup was such a breath of fresh air even if it does make me feel jealous.>>61849846People joking about bulls/bears and making retarded stock predictions is legitimately more interesting than the women's verbal slop.My girlfriend broke up with me, and I honestly wasn't that disappointed about it because I'd always found her uninteresting. I was just hoping I'd be able to squeeze blood from the stone with enough time.
ok enough about vaginas let's talk about moneyS is going to post a fat earnings beat and good guidance just like IRM and FTNT did start accumulating now
I don't know a single person I'd go out with like that I came here for stocks not feels
>>61849866>Trust me bros, you can do itThe fact that you did it doesn't change the fact that it's a massive anomaly. 95% of the guys here can pull up their bootstraps and give a girl a firm handshake and say "I'd make one hell of a great boyfriend" and it would not result in a relationship. The girl you found was very rare for being receptive to what you did, and for being decent quality in general. And even so, rest assured, there's still a solid 20% chance she's cheating on you, no matter how good the relationship is.
im making money today
>COIN
what the fuck SATL i chickened out on buying warrants yesterday fml i am RUINED
>>61849831Zoomer men aren't much better they can talk about 2k and Lil Baby or whatever the fuck rap shit they listen to
>>61849921bro they work in restaurants everyone there is a turbo slut its not that hard. 60% chance she's cheating on him tho
>>61849921>20%Love those odds. Now I'm off to buy dips while I imagine her taking cock behind my back
Pussy is fun but it fails every cost/benefit analysis, unlike Micron stock ($MU) which is still undervalued at its current price.
kek Collier baggies>>61849934I agree with this sentiment
>>61849934I should have sold my MUU when that guy gave me the ick talking about his AI analysis on the stockI should have listened to my heart
cashed out and dunno what to do now...
>>61849930>restaurants> 60%it's 100%.
>lost 10% in the course of a month in INDEXED funds>fake nigger pump today Fuck you Jew
>>61849952So you made it back today right?
>>61849952Someone forgot they're worth it.
>>61849946i know i was trying to be nice and not sound like a bitter incel
>>61849944critical minerals, but you have to get in today because the war with Iran will begin before Tuesday
when is the 3x sandisk eft coming out
>>61849979They don't allow that in the US. Europe has x5
>>61849981wtfff
>>61849761gf and me are 5 years together
>>61849689"stop sexualizing me"
I bogled
>>61849761>Do any of you have healthy long term relationships with women?Yes, I only talk to them when I want someting. It works well.
so with the global fertility rate rapidly shrinking, especially in first world countries where we had things such as the middle class who could spend on goods and ai potentially making more and more people redundant in the upcoming years why do we just assume that the financial outlook of the next 50 years will look anything like that of the past 50 years?
>>61849970do critical minerals have a dedicated ticker anon?
>>61850000literally me and my female broker as i desperately beg her to roll my calls forward for me
>>61850000
>>61850009infinite Jeets. Jeets love conspicuous consumption. First Tesla I ever saw was driven by a Jeet guy.
>>61850017Build Back Bearer
>>61849761going on 2.5 yrs, she lives with me
>>61849630DKNG bros when are we going back up? everyone's gambling nowadays, and revenue's growing, so it must eventually recover... right?
>>61850014Idk what anons means by critical metals exactly but tungsten has some stock and antimony idk
CAN YOU TAKE ME HIGHER
>>61850009buy robots the droid army will save us
>>61850036When Dave Portnoy learns how to run properly
Education
>>61850038NO TOP CALLING IN MY THREEEEEAAD thank you
Books
are we gonna see 70$ silver soon?
>>61849761been seeing a girl that i have told repeatedly that i am not interested in a relationship but she keeps ending up naked in my bed. i guess this is fwb? never happened to me before.
>>61850067It'll be below $50 by June.
>>61850014SETM?
>>61850067Yes but it's going to be a very boring, slow slide to $20 from here
>>61849760Based
>>61850075and forget'em?
>>61850067It is mathematically impossible for silver to drop below 75$ READ THE WHITEPAPER
someone convince me not to sell MU $500C 3/06that would be a 20% run in 21 days
>>61850108I certainly think it's doable
>>61850073I can believe that>>61850102kek>>61850076i doubt it
I'd have an extra $39,000 in the bank if I hadn't fallen for the leverage decay meme and held onto my measly 100 KORU shares ($48 cost basis) from 2024. Worse investing decision I've ever made.
>>61850118people pray to allah too little. I think the whole compressing your body to the ground movement does wonders for your gastro intestinal inner workings
>>61850118fuck I'm being an UNC again
>>61850023You got the pillows installed yet?
>>61850128just do yoga
>>61850118sure seems like it's in consolidating in the 70s while physical shortages persist and physical is still above 90.I would expect it to drop a lot faster after that rapid run up if it really was going to go back down. I don't think 50 by june is any more likely than 100 by june>>61850126>he fell for the chop loss memeyou got got by a stinky pajeet lmao
>>61850000saylor invented a new asset class and (((they))) can't accept it boss
>>61850139no substantial new mining capacity comming onlinesupply deficitindustry needs more and more silvergovernments still printdebt wont deflate
>>61850138I will start again you are probably right. I did it before and it helped and then I did stretching and now I'm planning to combine both
WHY IS SO COLD IN THIS F*CKING HOUSE
>>61850146all that VS jews and their liesi'm not sure who will win the jews have been on a streak
I was hungover the past two days. Is coinbase computer still going out of business?
>>61850155mashallah
>>61850163Why does it say PVBLIC anywho?
>>61850000Reminder this Chad was so autistic and antisocial, ghislane Maxwell didn’t want him to go to Epsteins island. He’s just like us
>>61850163kek are you the glowie in my walls? i keep the heat turned off because i'm not a pussy
>>61850163neighborino
>>61850137why do they love the pillows so muchi have a strict no retarded pillows polic, so we limit it to 3 sleeping pillows + 2 sitting pillows on the bed. on the couch, two on each corner. this is my rubicon>>61850112yeah i think youre fucking right, ill have to wait for another blowoff top. but by then it might be THE topselling calls is tricky if its not an index
>closed mondayfuck you
>>61850176High school never ended
>>61850168what were you drinking?>>61850175Roman InfluenceArchitectural StyleEase of CarvingPrestigethe original Somers Free Public Library, donated in 1896 by Laurinda Collins Whitney in memory of her father. It served as the town's library until 1965, and today it houses the Somers Historical Society and Museum, which you can see noted on the smaller sign to the right.
My SCHD doin a lil sum
>>61850163beautiful building
>>61849761im 6'5 and have been with my foid for 7 years and unemployed since June. I love my foid.
Decreasing tech exposure to 60%. Bonds 20%. Gold 10%. Calls on LETFs 10%.
Laaaaaaaaaasssssss Goooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>61850210one day I'll have a beautiful loving foid
>>61850204Until consumer discretionary moonshot experiences gravity
>>61850230You will. I believe in you. We're all going to beat this gay life and make it
>>61849761I assumed everyone here was married, have kids, are far in their stable career and are financially stable. I mean, if you weren't why would you bother with the stock market?
>>61850230>>61850233You two are grim. You don’t need millions to find love. Actually you are more likely to find that in the absence of big money. I know. I’m a lovable charming Irish mother fucker.
>>61850243i'm bald and 40 bro I need millions
>>61850241To make it to have those things
I do not parse any of you as humanYou are just text dispensers that exist for my amusement
>>61850249Kek
>>61850243was poor AF when I got married. Became a millionaire since then. Still married, we have 4 kids.
Not Really!
AAAAAAAAAAAAA
PINS is supposedly going bankrupt now you can't make this shit up boss
I wish I was poor. You know how much bull shit I have to go through to maintain my business, and every thing impacts something else and all funnels up. Like I am envious of the nigger, not only is it ignorant to everything so there's nothing to worry about, but it there aren't even any expectations of it to do anything more than just be a nigger. Must be nice boss.
MU$1000EOY
>>61850284Single cell organisms are peak, anything exceeding that is an affront to God xherself.What kinda biz do you own Faggler?
>>61850284If youre in the US, rather than pay yourself a salary from the business, feed them into a shell or LLC, which then holds a trust, and that trust pays you a liveable allowance. As I understand it, you cannot control the trust yourself, otherwise it counts as an asset; if you own an LLC who controls it, apparently you dont own the trust, even though you own everything and make all. beneficial decisions. They mightve patched this out in the last decade.Either way, you need a scheme to retain profits but pay yourself below the poverty line to qualify for free shit
>>61849668These cunts exited the consumer market, why are they backpedalling all of a sudden?>>61850230I want one with big tits, she still has to be beautiful thoughbeit.
>>61850279What's pinterest anyway? People just know it as that one site that screwed up google image results.
>>61850290WE'RE GETTING HEEMED NOT RIGHT NOW
Haylo O_o
>>61850315CLF tranny?
I put some scallops in sushi and it was a lot better than I thought
>>61850315you ugly motherfucker
Not Really! Honors Student!
>>61850315hasylo who are u asl? I'm single and ready to mingle recently divcored
>>61850298It's one of those for profit c-corps that provides goods and services in a way that satisfies the requirements and needs of my customers.
>>61850284i own a business that operates 2 months out of the year lmao maybe you're just not as smart as you think
Other AREC baggies ITT? We're breaking through $3.25 again, boyos. Institutional investment is about to break 20%. We're hitting $20 by May.
>>61850315dude did you know you can overdose on water lol
Slave Mentality
>>61850300S corp is less stress and roughly similar. Avoid a shitload of SS/medicare taxes.
>>61850336Yeah, but what did you do in sales last year?
At least he's enjoying his goynip
>>61850341I need a hot california man to take care of me boss
>>61850300>>61850284Funnilly enough Faggler I live in an offshore tax haven that provides excellent trust services. Here, take my business card.
>>61850322I put scallops, Parmesan, lemon juice, and parsley in orzo. It's really good.
>>61849689
>>61850315Whatcha drinking smiggie?
>>61850353
>>61850315might want to get that black mold taken care of chief
>>61850346only 180k desuroniu?
Yes. This is indeed how I expected you all to look
>>61850346Mine did £3,800,000 revenue :)That's why I can spunk my entire portfolio on GRRR & GAMB :DBut don't fret, DAVE will save meSAVE ME DAVE! SAVE ME!
>>61850327regular ship crew accomodation was pretty rough too, actually a large portion of crews were forced to serve
>>61850298he owns a chain of AMPs
I am officially short on QQQ
>>61850379that would be pretty based if his gookfu was like a filipina ghislainefucker needs to invite us to his island
>>61849689teh fuck is happening there boss
>>61850364We did about 22.3 million in sales last year boss.
>>61850352Thx for the idea
>>61849761Perpetual relationshipper, not proud of it. Currently 3 yrs in, no kids with her, two from past relationships that are here odd weeks.They've all been living on muh provisions but the current one is inheriting 3,5 million dollarinos in two more weeks so finally a nigga can breath, in two more weeks
>>61850380Thank you for your cervix
>>61850315>DUDE WEED LMAO!
>>61850380I am with you in spirit.
>>61850208The building is a prime example of late Victorian architecture, blending elements of the Shingle Style, Queen Anne, and Colonial Revival. Exterior Features: The structure is characterized by its shingle-clad walls and a hipped roof. A prominent architectural highlight is the square belfry-style tower (or cupola) featuring an open arcade and a pyramidal copper roof that has developed a distinctive green patina over time. The Portico: The entrance is defined by a classical portico supported by white columns. Above the door sits a pediment containing a semicircular fan window, a hallmark of Colonial Revival influence. Windows: The facade features a mix of window styles, including large bay windows and tall side windows with arched (rounded) tops. Some of these windows still retain their original stained glass and intricate wooden muntins. Interior Detail: Inside, the building is known for its high wood-plank ceilings, decorative moldings, and a single-room layout that originally maximized the natural light needed for a 19th-century library.
>>61850397nicehow much of that goes in your pocket? i literally have 0 qualifications to get a real job but 180k in sales give me about 105k profit in my pocket
>>61850380bullish
when did you all realize working is a scam?
>>61850397I kneelAnd I thought I was the richest baggot on the board with my £15M net worth :(
Lololololol!!!!!!
>>61850440Was that a ciggy or a ziggy?Trips and the market rips
>>61850440bugs bunny
O's dividend yield is now under 5% for this first time in five yearsyou faggots boughted too much and now i no longer get discounted REITs to slurp Q2weeks, fuck you all.
>>61850440Clean your fucking lens negroid ESL
>>61849886Since the thread is most active during market hours I’m convinced most posters itt are unemployed or in corporate day care
>>61850473Corporate daycare anon here, can confirm
>>61850418I only took about 1.25 because they tax the fuck out of me. so it's best to just leave it in the company's coffers until I get my ass in a tax haven, not like its going to spoil sitting there boss.
to the moooon
What The Sht?
Today is kinda slow. In fact this entire board has been slowing down heavily over the last 2 or so years. What happened besides the shutdown in 2025 that inconveniently occured during the best possible time to be posting on biz due to the huge dump?>>61850425Wish I could find a stock that does this but in the span of 10 years rather than nearly 40 years. All stocks today seem to get price discovered too fast or just outright start overpriced to even give you a chance at buying in at a good deal on a business that will obviously do well long term
if twitter wich makes no sense to advertise on is 45 bn then PINS shouldnt be under 10 bn even if some advertisers leave
>>61850492nice i ran out of ambition to expand my business making six figures in two months and fucking off the rest of the year is good enough. Working ain't gonna get me laid
>>61850514I got a better ass than that. He should do squats
>>61850513Based on the catalog I suspect that most biztards are invested in crypto and nothing else, this is pretty well the only thread that talks about real investments, and since crypto has been getting clobbered I suspect they slinked off somewhere to die
>>61850523are you coming onto me? I don't know if I am ready for a new relationship of this kind yet
>>61850413This actually looks really cozy
taylor needs to take the musclemommy pill
You Could Never Do It! In Schoolingz!!
Is circle worth buying now?
>>61850543I had 2 gymnast long term gfs wtf are you talking about boss
>>61850564pics or it didnt happen
>>61850550im so glad i dont look like this bros
>>61850550This MSFT engineer is cooked out of his gourd, many such cases
what is michael burry's fucking problem?
Lol Stocks!!
>>61850361that;s nothing you should see my walls
>>61850572you must have been a saint in your past life if you got to reincarnate as a white man
>be me>gold and silver have mooned and I’m up massively>there must be other sourcesRandomly remember a stock I heard about years ago from a first hand insider>check ticker, up over 134% yoy and I found out about it while it was even cheaper and did noting but let the note sit in my phoneFuck my fucking chud life bros
>>61850570ok that seems reasonable boss
>>61850509Who are you renting from? They got floor base molding on the ceiling.
>>61850622kek it's probably some illegal ADU in the gay area
KEK WEAKASSBITCHNIGGAMARKET
Watching TV 1,000x Already!!
Has this guy just been posting pictures all day?
>>61850635gross a paki
>>61850496ack
>>61850635oh congratulations are you a hot provider male?why is there mold on your lamp you should fix that boss
>>61850640he does it to make us feel better about our lives, showing us how much worse it could be
I sold the top :3
>>61850635weird setup bro are you a shizo?its bright outside, both your lamps are onpc screen is on some kind of bios update or something, tv is on, washing lotion is on the table, door is marked with restrooms sticker, wall is cracking, your blinds are fucked
>>61850635I've saved every one of your photosI'm half way to getting all the credit card infoMind turning it over? The green oneHow much spending limit on it?
>>61850659he is even worse, may god forgive me for uttering this vile word, a pakistani
>>61850635>Name on the cardYou know what, you've made me appreciate my circumstances that much more. Thanks anon
Why shouldn't I slurp some GOOG before weekend?
>>61850683Maybe you should. Does it matter to you that its stock price will decrease for the next 4 to 6 weeks?
>have three accounts all tickling 6-figures>my mood now directly affected by if they're above or below 100k each dayPlease....I can't take anymore of this volatility
>>61850635also the speakers are directly infront of the tv screen lolthis room is bad, man
>>61850715don't forget the cock&balls windows
Damn. That's harsh.Dutch bros just destroyed social mobility.If you're born poor you will die poor.
My QQQ put doin a lil sum
>>61850655Grrrrr
>>61850730they will own nothing and be happy.
>>61850635Pretty grim lad
Sirs why should I not buy lots of Intuit? Seems oversold. AI isn’t going to be filing taxes.
>>61850730I asked Gemini to calculate basis a volatile market (closer to reality) It said with 3 years of +20% followed by 1 year of -15% (equal to +10% annualized) the Dutch bros would end up with $1.2 mill after 40 years, versus $4.8 mill for a normal country.Even worse, adjusting for inflation, the Dutch bro ends up with 1% real annual return over a 40 year period. Everything he invested over 40 years is worth only 50% more at the end.
>>61850730But unelected bureaucrats with zero accountability are going to spend that money much more efficiently than an individual who worked 40 years to save it would.
>>61850730>>61850753>Under the new regime, the tax applies not only to income that has actually been received, such as interest, dividends, and rent, but also to the annual increase in value of assets like stocks, bonds, and cryptocurrencies, even when those assets have not been sold. Holy shit a 36% unrealized capital gains tax is absurd. And it applies once you make over $10,000>If a Dutch resident holds a portfolio of shares that rises by €10,000 over the course of a year, the tax authority will treat that paper gain as taxable income, regardless of whether the investor has sold anything.So assuming your portfolio rises by 10%, anyone with $100,000 or more is just losing 36% of all their gains
>>61850730absolutely grotesque.
>>61850730>>61850773>>61850779>>61850782It's way worse because they still charge you a tax if you sell it.>get $50,000 from your investments you were planning to use to retire>government demands a $18,000 tax on that "unrealized gain">you have to sell some of your portfolio to pay for it>you get taxed on that selling
DutchBROS....our gains wiped out just like that
The lack of self awareness is outstanding. Well done Europe.
>>61850730This sort of thing makes me think of this blog post I read some time ago. I never took it to heart but maybe I should. I guess for people who hold some crypto the easiest way is to hold it yourself in a way that cannot be traced to you. I haven't looked into how that's possible but surely it can be done (i.e. not sending directly from the exchange to your wallet).https://dgt10011.substack.com/p/the-radical-portfolio-theory
>>61850793Huh? But you only made one set of gains when you sold it. Surely it offsets.
>>61850800last time i went to dutch bros they had a grown ass man making my coffee like wtf
damn was expecting a quick run back considering how oversold it gotguess im gonna cope and baghold through a long weekend Was gonna sell earlier at a small loss but i got distracted kek
>>61850815Nope. Same reason you don't get compensated if the stock crashes. If your portfolio goes up 20% one year you get obliterated in taxes, and if the next year it decreases by 20% you don't get to claim anything
New fuel pump in, shes rocking and rolling again. I might even get all the brake issues fixed this week.
>>61848994called it
>Chevron’s flagship Gulf Coast refinery is processing its first Venezuelan oil shipment since the U.S. capture of Nicolás Maduro in Caracas last month, turning heavy, tar-like crude into gasoline, diesel and jet fuel for American consumers.
>>61850833That's wonderful. It also has nothing to do with finance. Now fuck off.
>>61850849I put the labor in as an investment to keep my assets liable.
Sirs why have my gains evaporated
>>61850856Wait for power five minutes
next week on /smg/
>>61850839ngl, thats impressive. Never do that again.
>>61850849I hate to be that guy, but you telling him that his post has nothing to do with finance and fucking off, also has nothing to do with finance boss.
>only made back half of what i lost yesterdayscumbags
>>61850841God, we're not actually going to try to prop Venezuela up for their shitty oil, are we?
I hope you guys bought the everything dip
>>61850871
>>61850878Minor gains made after I had a slight panic, I'm still green at the end of the day, I can now go wank and sleep with a clear mind
KEK MARKETS
>>61850585N
>>61850878I will slurp at -5% from ATHthen go all in at -10%I'm not greedy
another shit day I guess
>>61850901Nothing happened.Stuff went up or down immediately, then sideways for 7 or 8 hours.
The net present value of all future MSTR cashflows went up by 9% today it seems.
>>61850906oh i was talking about my life, but now that you mention it, the market hypercrabbing is shit too
I don't have an image for the absolute state of this fuck ass market.
>>61850907will they ever pay a dividend
>>61850864thxIf it helps next Tuesday, Wednesday, AND Thursday will be green. Friday will be blood red and give back the TWTh gainsSee pic: 32.5% historical chance the Nasdaq closes red, lines up with opexplan accordingly
Are longs fucked?
NDX 24250 monday
>>61850924* 32.5% chance it closes green
Normally a good week gets capped off by options settling dump, will this nigger week get capped off by options settling pump?
>>61850871Isreal needs that oil big dog
>>61850924>3nd
should i purchase shares of the microsoft corporation at this time?
>>61850940I don't think I would buy any company with a pajeet ceo until the crash is here
>>61850925no because >>61850928 didnt get digits to confirm
>>61850937whatever gemini wanted to put there is fine by me
thanks for the exit liquidity lmao. enjoy the next war in the sandbox
I love being long minors
>>61850953>the sandbox>shits in it>war is over before it startswho would have thought that the pajeet's liquid shit is the glue holding this world together. keep on shitting pajeet, for all of our sake!
shall i bake?
>>61850963BAKE BAKE BAKE the bread
>>61850960Based
>>61850964i would but by the time the timer counts down and i can actually post the thread and then post the affiliated link to the new thread in the old thread somebody else has beat me to it by seconds and then we have a split thread situation which nobody wants. so no i wont be baking today. sorry.
>>61850770Lol talk about making yourself a country where people only immigrate out.>inb4 they set up a wall and dont let citizens leaveWhy even live there? Even with huge wins on stocks it looks like theyll just keep taxing you if it goes up but then if it goes down will they refund you money?
where's that bake
flipped a covered call in the last 4 minutes for an extra $1.30 I'm making it bros
omg the threads gonna die! scatter!
>>61850998>>61850998>>61850998>>61849630
>>61850992Damn if only we still had dollar menus, you'd be feasting!
>>61850984Ding ding ding anon are you panicking as you need to post at exactly 1:00:00?
>>61851002Thank you, oh baker
>>61851003Lord return us our affordable Goyslop, in Bibi's name we pray
>>61850863>heclamay be worth to buy some on monday
>>61851013it's done
>>61850930And 75% whatever it closes red!Fuck!
