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I have no experience but I need a job. I'm a former Ivy League grad, failed investment banker, got a few years experience in equity research and got laid off... have totally given up trying to find a new job since A.I has replaced everybody. There is no more hope.

I want to restart my life but in concrete or a job that pays at least $22/hour where I can eat and sleep and stuff. I really REALLY don't want to be homeless and it looks more likely by the day. What do I do?

I reached out to some construction sites but they all demand prior experience.

I have a 150k in savings and was thinking about bribing a concrete person to get me a job and then I can get experience that way.
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>>61850898
Concrete person? You mean like a Ready-mix truck driver? You'll need a CDL bare minimum, then just say you drove trucks for some unrelated bullshit. They will train you, it aint that complicated.
But also, it's a dogshit industry and I would recommend pretty much anything else that requires a CDL. Sanitation mogs the fuck out of Ready-mix, for example.
Or just become an Accounting chad, we're not getting replaced. Boomers are too fucking stupid to use AI, so AI ends up just being a tool to get our job done easier rather than a replacement for us.
>t. have some family members in the industry and have done their books
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>>61850898
>former Ivy League grad
What on earth did you do to lose your diploma?
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>>61850898
>homeless investment banker
kek
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>>61850898
concrete is fucked don't do it
look up what happens to their teeth, let alone lungs and body.
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>>61850974
You need very very wealthy family members to get an accounting job. You need a daddy in Congress or Goldman
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>>61851138
Better than dying on the streets

>>61851005
I couldn’t handle the hours so I got fired
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>>61851287
Nah. Construction bookkeeping is pretty easy to get into anywhere. Boomers need people to handle the financials of their construction and other blue collar companies.
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>>61850974
> Or just become an Accounting chad, >we're not getting replaced
The fact every accountant is saying this tells me all I need to know. kek
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>>61851005
>cutting out your biggest expense
Pretty smart tbqh senpai
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Concrete is one of the lowest paid, hardest on body trades there is. Barely even a trade because any illegal with 70IQ can do it
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>>61850898
>How do I become a Concrete Person?
focus on yourself
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If you went to an Ivy League then you could apply to be a tutor. There’s tons of these tutor positions on LinkedIn that I have to filter. There’s also jobs where you can train AI that allows you to work remotely. Failing that, just apply to a fast food chain or something. Your lungs will be fucked if you work these jobs. There’s a reason why your parents and society tells you to go to college.
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>>61850898
Why the fuck would you choose concrete of all things it doesn't even pay that well unless you have your own company. If you really are an ivy league grad and aren't just larping it should be easy for you to go into a much better paying specialty with better working conditions like electrical, hvac or elevators. 150k is more than enough to pay for trade school and most schools will even help you get a job.
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>>61851005
Can I be your boyfriend and we both watch Chuunibyou while we cuddle??
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>>61851386
Because I’m worried I’ll do all that bullshit and still not get a job, just like Ivy League failed to get me a job
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>>61851474
Concrete is not a no skill no experience needed kind of job and if you couldn't handle the hours on a fucking finance job you don't have what it takes to do physical labor for hours under often shitty working conditions.



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