waifu edition>Some helpful links to numb the painhttps://findahelpline.com/https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/https://www.whitehouse.gov/refundshttps://jlingz.com/>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesPreviously on /smg/: >>61850998
talk me out of going hard into SentinelOne for their earnings in mid MarchI need to gamble 10k on something
I have some really incredible new guys, I just got accepted into a PhD program! Unironically the first steady job I’ll ever have, I can DCA into all my stonks now!!!
would it be the worst idea to do a JD out of spite? i don't particularly want or need a career in law, but i would like to throw the prestige in the faces of people who said i'd never amount to anything. the other path is continuing to pursue higher degrees in my chosen field, but nothing quite hits like MD or lawyer for sticking it to haters
>>61853900Garbage company nobody cares about.Buy the databricks IPO.
>>61853917initial public offering? more like initial public DUMPENING
Do you guys like Polkadot
>>61853899anybody planning to buy some hecla on monday?
>>61853907tits or gtfo
>>61853907congratz
>>61853947Monday will be completely flat all day
>>61853968
>>61853941i'm all in poopsextoken
I hope the spammer doesn't come back he makes me so uncomfortable
>>61853907Nice! What program? I graduated in a few years ago with my PhD and working an academic job is pretty comfy. I work in computational biology so I'm remote most days and spend a lot of time shitposting in /smg/. Enjoy the next 5-6 years, and remember that PhDs are a test of endurance, not intelligence. Good luck anon.
>>61853965Thanks bro!>>61854034History! I will certainly keep your advice in mind . I’m just glad to be doing something with my life. I spent most of my 20s as a terminal fuck up need and decided I needed to turn things around and well, it turned . I’m really happy
>>61854072Neet*
>>61853941X37 from ATL 100% sure.
no wonder i can't hold anything long term haha...
>>61854107I'm far too sane feels bad man
>>61854107> 'oid voices her preferences and/or desires
>>61854107I'm so schizo I don't really understand the meme but I feel like I should
>>61854107hahahaha
I was going to post some analysis on VXUS but got hit with this ad and decided to jerk off instead
Robinhood $4,000 APY!!
>>61854177Buy an ad
>>61854107>read the wikipedia page>match literally every bullet point
>>61853941Fuck it let's go
>>61854196Yeah Guy I Trade Stocks!
>>61854211NOT REALLY!!
White Kid Running Around The Coffee Like MAAAAAAAAADDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I know what I have to do but I don't know if I have the strength to do it.
>>61854278I bought 241 shares at 40.1
Today's Slate Money has a long segment about bonds... boring.Also Felix looking like a slob...
>>61854240>White Kidwhat is your problem with white people please I need to know but I am not smart talk to me as if I were a golden retriever
New Ones and Tooze episode talks about the ai economy. Interesting episode
Treasuries have almost outperformed AMZN since February 2021Andy Jassy is a financial terrorist
>>61854399AMZN is about to turn it around any day now
So if I stake 1 million dollars in Polkadot I make a guaranteed 70k off APR?
fuck they are making fun of HOOD on x am I autistic for buying this wtf is the meme here
>>61854415The interesting thing is Polkadot halving coming upSo even if APR halves all DOT has to do is recover 3 dollars and essentially the same thing.. still well off 2021 highshttps://polkadothalving.com
>>61854406When? My life is contingent on it hitting $300
>>61854157Schizophrenic =/= schizoid, but people tend to colloquially say schizoid to refer to a schizophrenic person, because the suffix "oid" tends to mean "thing like a __", so they think "oh, a schizophrenic like thing", when it was historically coined because they said "wow this condition presents like a schizphrenic, but is not a schizophrenic....it's a schizo like thing!" In short, psychiatrists are drooling retards, only outdone by the masses.
>>61854399was a rough period. they sell imported goods from china and they had major investments to make, and during that time china shut down and interest rates spiked. amazon is a great company and i don't think the ceo is to blame for the stock price not going up over that time. anyways babe, i'm glad to have the opportunity to wish you a happy valentine's day and tell you i love you.
Can jannies do their job and ban the spic and the swiftposter? Its getting worse than /bantsmg/ at this point.
I refuse to believe this Jew is half-Black
>>61854465I'm sorry I have been mostly posting in /bant/ today. Some days I oddly like talking about homosexuality. Maybe it's a sign. I will do better fren.https://youtu.be/0ilwFGQl1fc?si=_mQm4Tm6gHDWPy8T
>>61854240>sarr ID
>>61854523kek
*dials and rings phone*Oh mah god...>*garbled rage from phone*Huh?>I'M STUCK ON THE FUCKIN RED CANDLES ALL OVER THE PLACETHEY GOT IT ALL BLOCKED OFF !!!!!THE STOCKS I CANT EXITTHE CRYPTO MARKET I CANT EXITGOLD AND SILVER I CANT EXITEVERY MOTHERFUCKING EXITFUCK YOU PUNK MOTHERFUCKERSFUCK!! YOU!FUCK!! YOU!FUCK!! YOU!FUCK YOU!*speeds through the markets and crashes it with Yelawolf -till it's gone in the background*
>>61851337better than expected
> we can never break 50,000/7,000 until after U.S. midterm elections
>>61854901Nah. With the supposedly tamed inflation and shitty job market, we're going to get rate cuts from the fed soon. Also tax refunds are going to start coming out and inject more money into the market.
how do we play the rising price of tungsten?
>>61855154Tun/Tung
>futures
The limit for an ISA in the UK is £20,000 I've already put in £5000. I wish they made the limit higher
>>61855204They're already bringing cash ISA limit down, investment ISAs are next
>>61853941Im green
>>61853941JUST IN: U.S. Senate Banking Committee says "The future of digital asset innovation must be rooted here in America, not overseas." "Make no mistake, digital asset innovation will happen here at home."
SIGA
> futures
>>61855371After all of that working, AMZN will still drop monday
whats the futures website that shows lean hogs, orange juice etc
>>61855308That same senate banking committee said on Friday that men who drive Miatas are straight and the only reason no one has ever seen a woman in them is because you need your buddy in the passenger seat to keep the weight 50:50 laterally. I don't believe a word out of these people's mouths.
>>61855400investing com
another weekanother 16 billy
Another Valentines Day alone
>>61855400https://tradingeconomics.com/commodities>>61855403>literal jew site
>>61855425go out and do something reasonable
>>61855446How pathetic would it be to go bang a hooker?
>>61855425Kek messaged 5 of my talking stages, got no reply back by four of them except for one whos going to a 'family event' today ;)Grim, at least I'm doing well in every other category of life except romantically - funny how that works lolAhh it is what it is, gonna go to the gym and plan some portfolio moves for the spring - god bless
>>61855455it would be extremely pathetic...for the both of you
Made some beef tenderloin
>The Federal Reserve didnot raise interest rates in February 2026HuhWeirdly, Robinhood increased my Gold APY by .1% though so I thought they did. Or maybe they had the rates low because they thought the fed was gonna cut.
>>61853891>AI>good
Remember a few years ago when that NIGGER kept coming around pushing this SCAM STOOK and I would call it out and warn everyone and he would get all defensive and claim not to be a NIGGER and the whole claim was that they had the only NATGAS rights for UROPE and, as most of these SCAMS, all they were waiting on was THA PAPERWORK and as soon as they got MUH APPROOVAL they would have the MOONOOPOOLY on UROPE NATGAS and it would MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON and it was 2 LEGIT because it had that ACTUAL FUCKING JEW Wesley Clark on MUH BOARD and I said HEY WAT ABOUT THAT TIME HE WAS SELLING HIS NAME to 2 JEWS IN NY for a CHINK STOOK SCAM but of course it was ME being the NIGGER for trying to keep ANONS from GETTING RICH off of this AMAZING OPPORTUNITY.https://www.google.com/finance/quote/MCFNF:OTCMKTS?window=5Y
'ship your favorite tickers
>>61855587>her
>>61855612never buy anything smg shills especially not penny stocks except of course for bayhorseand LULU
>>61855649Intec should be brown
>>61855661get your disgusting fetish out of here, they are both jewish.
>>61855660Just think how early we can be on the GRAND ANNOOL UONE JOONTEENTH POOMP this year tho.
>>61855666sell in may and go gay for pay i always say, satan
>>61855680Trade NATGAS AND OIL and wrap ur leftovers in aluminum foil I always say!
Hiding in my moat
>>61855612who or why do they push scam stocks here though
>>61855660c'mon now PINS was a totally safe buy
>>61854464Moron. The fundamentals and margins haven’t deteriorated at all. It’s the valuation that’s changed. You’re one of those bozo’s trying to spin a story out of price action because you’re too retarded to read a balance sheet.
It's unironically possible I get a fucklot of millions soon from people dying
block swiftie
>>61855706Could be LOOSH hunters trying to lure Anons into losing enough money to rope, or any number of results that go along with losing a lot of money, including divorce and causing the kids to suffer, on and on.The more mundane answer would be pump and dumps, but that would require a lot more user volume than this place holds, so my best guess is LOOSH hunters.
>>61855741That sounds really gay. I mean I've heard of weird internet forums of "online edgy badasses" getting arrested and panicking after trying to trick people into killing themselves "for satan" but it just sounds really fucking gay.>e more mundane answer would be pump and dumps, but that would require a lot more user volume than this place holds, so my best guess is LOOSH hunters.My guess, like with most cryptocurrencies, is that anon is just retarded and probably brown so he thought he could get other people to pump his bags.
>>61855721Rich family ?
Daily reminder that wagmi. Every study on millionaires has shown that 80% of them are self-made (no inheritance) and very hard working, displaying superb work ethic and unwavering devotion to being a productive, useful citizen, usually in their 50s, and made their money by just compounding index funds over decades. That's the only thing they do and it works. If you throw $200 into an index fund every month at 10% compounded over a 40-year career, congrats, you're a millionaire at retirement. Married with a partner throwing $200, as well? Congrats, you're a multimillionaire household in that same time frame.I understand that there are people out there who can't put that money into a fund but acting like $200 a month is some unachievable standard just makes you look out of touch with reality. No, you probably won't become Warren Buffett, but you can definitely become a millionaire by 60.
>>61855759Yeah, that is absolutely possible, but he could have also been PRETENDING to be retarded and brown as his LOOSH hunter disguise. I think the smartest thing is to err on the side of caution and prepare oneself for LOOSH hunters. That way, if it /is/ LOOSH hunters, you're prepared, and if it's just browntards then you're extra prepared because they are much less dangerous by comparison. Either way you slice it, that particular one was very persistent for a while, maybe a few moonths.
>>61855729woah nature is brutal
>>61855777the thing is most 4channers are retarded, poor and brown but think they're smart, rich and white, while merely PRETENDING to be retarded and brown.
>>61855762Yeah billionaires
>>61855762Ai has their chance of survival at 45% even in hospital with the symptom combo shits fucked but at least their penny pinching would be over
>>61855790Now that is some fascinating psychological and sociological dynamics at play, and _ if true. I have made occasional forays into some of the most whacked out of boards, like /soc/ for just one example, and it's obvious that the gassing programs of the 1940s were ended prematurely, and were in need of vast demographic expansions. We could have even had ETFs for other types of GAS FUTAS besides NATTY with BOIL/KOLD/UNG/UNL.
>>61855612>pushing this SCAM
>>61855541i'd eat her out if you know what i mean
>>61855795Right on. Since money won’t be an issue you should focus on other stuff
>>61855721>I get a fucklot of millions soon from people dyingyou were always my favorite anon
/smg/ movie nite in 5 minmovie is Sunset Boulevard (1950)
>>61855832I get that its being an asshole but I dont understand this living with any measures when you can just let it all go hard
>>61855837>movie is Sunset Boulevard (1950)you can watch paul newman in Harper (1966) no commercials free on YT. Kidnapping, beaners, thots
>>61855807I missed the Bayhorse saga other than catching a random few mentions. WAT is the QRD? I remember seeing something a couple of years ago about a lot of the "junior miners" being scams. It's been a good long while now but I also watched a vid one time of some "CEO" of a uranium company talking about their exploration prospects. Personally, for all of that kind of thing I've only ever traded NUGT and JNUG.
>>61855883>young people>almost 50The older I get.... the more the goalposts get moved by boomers to make me young again.
This is what Gemini recommended for robotics stocks. Thoughts?
>>61856017Teradyne yes, ROBO yes. Add HUMN
>>61856010HE WAS A 48 YEAR OLD CHILD YOU SICK FUCK
>>61856025Also add ARKQ
>>61856025I'm actually already buying HUMN (only have one share so far but gonna DCA). Since HUMN focuses on humanoids will ROBO give me more industrial robot exposure? Also can you tell me a little more about Teradyne?
>>61856038All I know is Teradyne is big on industrial robots and ai testing they’re the next skynet or something
>>61856044I'll look into it then. Sucks so many cool companies are still private.
what does someone that boughted nvidia at 200 do?baghold forever?
>>61856056Depends on whether or not you think AI is le bubble.>yesSell>noJust wait™
>>61856056Nvidia isn’t going anywhere I wouldn’t worry about it too much
>>61856063>>61856061any predictions on post earnings movement?this shit is insanely volatile with 0 news, so I assume it is either going 170 region or 210+
>>61854399wish we could have spent the day together babe. and the next and so on. things could be so much better. a year of playing it safe and what has it gotten you? same spot just dug a little deeper. i love you, and i want good things for us.
>>61856066Will probably drop even if earnings are great because the market is retarded.
refinance where
>>61856071KEK!
>>61856071All this time DeFi wasn't the hot new thing, it was ReFi all along
>>61856066>>61856069As this guy said nvidia will post blowout earnings and it will still drop. That’s just a buying opportunity, the market is irrational but that doesn’t mean you have to be . So lower your average cost by buying the dip
I will never be rich
>>61856116What would you even do with your investments if you were to get rich.
>>61856140I used to live around a lot of rich kids who just wanted a comfy beach bum life. Small apt, cheap car, some surfing, relaxing, drinking. No stress no mansion.
>>61856153I need at least a miata
>>61853891Will this become true as this guy forecasted in 19,20,21,22,23,24,25?He isn't an oracle or something but this guy seems to constantly make right predictions.I can't tell who this guy is due to some reasons but you can always try searching.
>needed a link to a download archive>imageboard culture used to be a great repository for this kind of pirate culture>some fag tells me to 'get a job to pay for youtube premium bro'I am so tired of the paypiggie normalfag invasion. All the fags who say 'normie' and will always defend the trillion dollar corporation need to kill themselves immediately. We're now more than halfway through the 2020s and this is the worst decade of the internet ever.
>>61856199did you get what you need bro
>>61856199I pay for youtube premium just for the ease of use. The app that I would use to watch YouTube on my phone was too unstable so I just gave in.
>>61856207I did. But the most obnoxious shit is when some normalfag who is proud to have 500 bucks in his checking is like "you don't want to spend 10 bucks on a download, bro?". Like what are you retarded, I obviously have 10 bucks. It's very brown coded to think spending money frivolously is a sign of wealth.
>>61856234it's just annoying background noise, actually a lot of noise can be beneficial to keep those juicy archieves hidden in plain sight
>>61856111Yeah it will obviously rug at earnings and bring down the whole market with it, but when does it fucking go up again? It's been stuck in the same range for a year now.
>>61855729that was intense.
I'm Graham Stephan!
>>61856265nah he sucks
>>61853917>buying stock at IPOshiggy diggy
>>61856278>shorting a stock at IPO
>>61856265Doing The 2nd Credit Card!!
how come no one is good at this or even decent, literally nobody
>>61856296suicide
Ban the genderfluid turkroach going under 'Swiftie'.
>>61856314but what if she comes back on the 3rd day
Miami Graham Stephan!!!!!!
I am getting $200 a month from my high yield savings account and it feels like a lot of money.
What is the financial outlook for GREGGS this upcoming week?
>>61856358LONG: sosij - ticker (SOS)SHORT: steak bake - ticker (BAKE)
>>61856376i'm buying GRG based on this capcha alone
>>61856332Lol 6 Years Ahead On The Cigarettes!!
>>618563972 weeks here I think but didn't count
>>6185640285" TV TCL
>>61856332Both Ends Have Been Mitigated!
>>61856332Honors Student!!!!
>stock market will be closed tomorrowAre you mutts still in black month?Anyway how's your portfolio doing this year?what's your strategy for the next months? Are you changing something?also pic related
>>61856017is it just me or gemini is actually getting better regarding finance?
Unreal Tournament 2004!!
>>61856476$600,000 Robinhood Gold!!
ahem.. so -60% later is now someone interested in buying PINS by any chance?
>>61856482when was the last time you used their service?
>>61856485I don't have the app on my phone I just invested because they are the company with the most women working there
>>61856489>they are the company with the most women working therebrb full port shorting it
>>61855204The 20k allowance resets every year in April. So you've got like 2 months to fill another 15k. Then your allowance is reset and you can put in another 20k for the new tax year. Repeat over a few years, plus growth from the investments, and you can be sitting on a pretty big pile that is all tax free.
>>61856490it is priced as if it going bankruptthink about the deep value of a company full of womenthey can just upload pictures of themselves and there you go the company is profitable againcheckmatehttps://youtu.be/uU-XtwUa4No?si=5DvJbbU35WIiCeCV
So Let's Catch The Robinhood Stack!!
>>61856495>think about the deep value of a company full of womenShorting it ON MARGIN
>>61856495if only FSLY was public
wow /smg/ is depressing on the weekends
Congrats ZIM bros, buyout at $29-30 now confirmed apparently.I bought last summer at $16 waiting for this buyout. I did not hold because I got impatient.I know some of you have been holding.
>long weekend>no big geopolitical event has happened yetWhat the fuck is going on???
>>61856556they're waiting for monday to tank the market
>>61856525Israel wins againHE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH ITAlso lads, Iran deal is on and Bitcoin computer is mooning I think we're all gonna be ok on Taco Tuesday!
US stock market is very dead for the next couple weeks (plus).Come Monday I will eject almost the last vestiges after already getting rid of MU, meaning my stupid Take Two, SOFI and MSFT plays (bought the dip -- now realize while they will eventually pay off, it's dead capital).Getting really gooky and nippy in my 'folio.
>>61856573reminder to buy when there is blood in the streetshttps://youtu.be/Jn-Yrp1PVdw?si=Fxcz_J95VD9wXQXh
It's fucked.The Netherlands scenario (B) of 36% tax on unrealized gains is actually equivalent to -50% on annualized returns over a lifetime due to volatility resulting in -75% wealth confiscation over a 40 year period.If this happens to your country, what's your out?
>>61856594>If this happens to your country, what's your out?in my country there would probably be some way arround it kek
>>61856594because eternally nothing ever happens
Sometimes I feel sad about my portfolio, all the while a great bullrun carries me - Ancient Bizraeli saying.
>>61856594also when I look closer at this it seems its the same in the nl you can just move it into a company and then pay 25% without the unrealizted gains thing. So I think nl is actually just competing with germany because of the weed legal thing boss
>>61856594and they closed their gay loophole for people who have extreme returns
>>61856514>>61856620what is depressing you guys so much maybe I can help?I'm a nice internet UNC who likes the smell of newfrens
Let's Go Guys Trade Stocks!!!!
>>61856630*sniffs you* markit closed silly!
>>61856629I am the GAMB & GRRR anon lol
>>61856525THAT'S IT??!?!?!VOTE IT DOWN
You Didn't Think Neetbux Trader Would Fail Right!??
god that is some jewish shit. guaranteed glickman or one of the other usual suspects has some backdoor kike shit going on. this is still incredible theft. easily worth well north of $50. i'm still getting paid but i almost have half a mind to roll a portion of profit out into december $35 strike calls on the chance institutional ownership swats this shit down.
>>61856564trump is in the files, dumbass.QUICK, SEND OVER ANOTHER NEGOTIATING AIRCRAFT CARRIER!
>>61856796Nothing ever happens
>>61856782I'm Getting New Income!!
>>61856099DeFi stands for definanced because you lose all your money
>Didn't even beat 3% daily inflation
I just finished installing metered parking at my rental units. looking forward to some additional passive income to invest this month!
>>61856868BasedNow what you should do is invest in a tow truck
>>61856897I actually already have a contract with a towing company that gives me 10% of the tow fee once the owner pay.
Western digimon we eating good
>>61856525
>>61856914if it's sold out, doesn't that mean it's already priced in?
>>61856929curious to see what the options chain prices come tuesday>>61856801you live in a strange headworld. take some vitamin D
>>61856968I suppose, but I’m more interested in demand extending into 2028
>>61856556Negotiations scheduled for Tuesday- Ukraine-Russia- US-Iran- Gaza Board of PeaceThey will hint at positive news for each of them and markets will pump (it will all fall apart later).Strikes on Iran have been postponed until the second aircraft carrier is in place. New schedule is Sunday, March 1st.
>>61856594suicide in fortnite. I sure as hell wont work until death because thats literally and unironically what they expect of you at this point.
Are markets opened tomorrow? It’s a federal holiday (Trump day) tomorrow
>>61857066no which is a good thing because amerisharts are responsible for all the recent dumps.
>>61857066futes are open 6pm-1pm still I think
>>61857066Yes, non-nigger markets are open. UCITS ETFs will even allow some trading with US indices since they replicate them with futures. t. europoor
>>61857069they are always responsible for dumps
we are so back eu bros
>>61857066Europe is open, amerifart. You are not the center of the world. No longer.
Is China invading Taiwan bullish or bearish?
>>61857096is that in regard to the recent dutch unrealized gains thingy? if so its at least a positive statement.
>>61857120I dont know the context of that statement but it basically means that thte dutch approach is wrong according to Lagardes opinion no?
>>61856525sweet I hope I can retire on the 5 april calls I've been holding
>>61857141
>>61857096This garbage law would at least double my tax
Robinhood Gold!
>>61853947maybe you could talk me into it. i owned some before and got out when silver was dumping and i see anoter silver dump coming soon in the charts, what is your reason for buyng on monday?
Robinhood Gold Actual User!
>>61857154earnings report on tuesdayyou know how well buying shit the day off earnings works
>>61857183Robinhood Is Gud1!
>>61857190thanks you for the free alpha saar
>>61857163Is there something bad about Gold? I get a 3 percent match on my Roth for $5 a month. That’s $165 dollars for free after the cost.
Robinhood Is Nice1!
>Tripfags>Spamfags>AvatarfagsMost of you are alright but holy shit
>>61857215you are but a filthy dalit compared to the chop loss hidden tigers amc naked calls pajeet of yesteryear you mother benchod saar begone the black death upon you and your mother's mother's mother's mother.
Robinhood Gold Annual Plan!! NOT REALLY!!!!!!
>>61856868charging your tenants y the hour for parking is the most jewish shit ive ever heard
>>61857250I don't get it.
>>61857215
can we just make 2 /smg/s at a time, then just post in the one he's not in?
>>61857276the one on /bant/ exists
>I bought at x price and sold at y price>that’s a z-bagger in lynchlingo>la Quinta >the next taco ball>la Quinta There I saved you 250 pages
i thought indians on the internet had just become a cargo cult of ai derived videos of things we all know exist but a bit extra like we wouldn't know the difference.>sar this is impressive earth moving equipment, 37 wheels and it mines happy meals whilst moving in a way that only someone used to cows would think is good, you must all like in the western
>>61857259it's either some freak schizo or a bot.
Lol Robinhood Gold Winners!!
>>61857506Many such cases. _!
>>61857539Yeah Robinhood Gold Still Working!!
quite the specimen
>>61857553lil unc going full retard on jestermaxxing kekw
Hello frens, I'm writing this post to inform you that HGRAF is less than 6 weeks from a cascade of news that will send it's share price much higher.When the price does invariably skyrocket, I will point back to this post so that you can't say I didn't warn you.If you want on this train, now is the time to position, hold and/or have cash on hand to buy any dips. Thank you.
>>61857593It is something else when you start avoiding IDs. Especially with how retarded the captchas are these days. Have to be super schizo for that.
>>61857599Someone who speak zoomer translate this for me
Are we all agreeing that market is going to keep crabbing and slowly end negative next week? If we're lucky some bank or company will be underwater from debt causing a mild panic, but otherwise there's not really anything going on.Iran bombing won't start until they find some really compromising emails from Trump in the Epstein files.
>>61857672> ip changes 15 times a dayseems consistent with a thirdie on starlink
>>61857684I figure it's probably going to do some NIGGERING and some JEWING, then some NIGGERING and JEWING, then after that it will probably NIGGERS AND JEWS some, too.
>>61857612>I will point back to this postno you won't
>>61857715Watch and learn.
Nigger in chief day monday so market is closed
>>61856296You don't need to be 'good at investing', it's a long term proposition that the market will be higher in 50 years than it is now which will benefit your 401k in retirement.If you mean stock trading or holding for less than 3 months, this requires you to not do dumb shit like holding throuhg a drawdown or removing sell orders when you think you can get out of a bad position, but think you could get more money.
>watching jack skellington clips for the last month while drunk>jack skellington merch now popping up on amazonGET OUT OF MY HEAD>>61856342I saw that CITI has a new deal where you open a checking account and keep 30k in there for 3 months, they give you 750 bucks.
Why does this WDC piece of shit suck so much at going up compared to sandisk? Up 120 bucks in 2 months where SNDK is up 400 bucks.>>61856556epstein shit got released.>>61856514sometimes I think about if I had danced with that girl in 8th grade... or asked out my crush... or asked out that girl who snuggled up next to me in gym class in 9th grade that later fucked a brown guy.... or dated that big titty asian girl in college.... or that puerto rican chick when I was making 100k but she was a white puerto rican so it's notl ike I was dating a ghetto chick.... or that purple haired 19yo....Tears in the rain and all that pussy....
>>61857776Maybe they want SSDs for the data centres instead of HDDs
>>61857762THIS IS HALLOWEEN
>>61857756Somewhere must be the top. The line cannot go infinitely up. Everything that is happening right now, the present ABSOLUTE STATE, is largely a result of the 401k paradigm artificially inflating the line for THA GREAT BOOMER REDEEM, in which we are in the final POOMP for. After that, the demographic shifting breaks the paradigms that have allowed for this set up, and it will never return. Jobs will be automated by software and bots, and the population will be thinned.ITISOVERVEREDEEM HEEM IS COMING
Meme Lines
>>61857676someone who is insecure and thinks everyone else is constantly paying attention to them so they need to put on a show for random strangers who do not even know the jester exists.
>>61856342I just use SCHD as a savings account.
>>61857756>the market will be higher in 50 years than it is nowOnly a retard could say thisWe are very close to a crash now, the situation is nothing like the post-war times
>>61857845>the dollar will get more valuable[X]markets will inevitably go to infinity. it's literally baked into our monetary policy.
>>61857797The recent job growth stats were basically everything is bleeding except boomercare.The great redeem will meet the great hoover of the healthcare industry.The children of Boomer's can't take care of them because they are saddled with debt and unable to live nearby. WIthout savings and only renting with Boomers that "know what they got" with their HOOMEs, the future is healthcare cashing in Boomer gains almost literally.The great HOOVER is COMING.
>>61857856I can see a /lot/ of that being so indeed. It would be interesting to trace (((ownership))) of the health"care" that will be doing the HOOVERING, and how related they are to the managers of the BOOMERFOLIOS.MIGAIGONNA MIGAA
>>61857856Where/who do you see all of that HOOVERING being moved to, and what do you make of the exponential unemployment being built toward?
I should be in the healthcare/medical industry.
Europoor here , i took out a loan of 20000€ to invest in hycroft mining and first majestic silver. Am i gonna make it? I’ve memorized their pattern ,every few days they briefly “uncap” the paper market and you get 15–20% popsI wait. Demand pulls it back. On those moves, i sell the Hycroft position and buy it back later.
>>61856556Wait the markets not open tomorrow?
>>61857141Anon you're gonna be rich.I heard the BoD approved a deal at over $33/sh
>>61857931Metals and minors are a medium term hold
>>61856594>la Quintahow does the investing culture even look like in the netherlands? are people mad about it? do they just not care since only a small fraction of society is investing?
>>61857947I'm not Dutch but from what I've seen on Twitter, people who already have a sizeable portfolio say they'll just form a company and put their money there, where there is a tax of 25% on realized gains.But there are costs to forming and maintaining a corporation. Kids just starting to save and invest will never have a chance. There's no point spending on this stuff (accountant and so on) if your portfolio is miniscule. They'll never get off the ground.
is there any chance we don't rug next week
chat is this true
This shit is pumping on monday and I'm not well positioned.
Going to bed, don't care about market open. Can dump, can pump, don't care. Market can ligma. Good night
>>61857974>knew that midterms and general election 6 month pumps were good>didn't go all inI am so poor these last few years from not taking a chance.
>>61857956>leftist policies fuck the young and benefit the oldIt's a good thing most young people are rightwing nationalists and not hippie zillennial vegan chicks, right?
Are you guys in the red?
>>61857974neatany other dates similar to this?
>>61857897>Where/who do you see all of that HOOVERING being moved toPE, mostly. There are a few public tickers that will be desperate attempts to get on board. But the PE vampires have been positioning for a long time. No strangers will be allowed a piece of that action.I think we will start seeing a wind down of the "THE GREAT TRANSFER" soon as they are now just ready to cash in.>>61857897>what do you make of the exponential unemployment being built toward?More make work. More nationalizing of "private" companies. Home shortages being met with just deleting old Boomer HOOMs that haven't met "code" for decades. A continuation of the culture wars for the surveillance state to protect the handful of aging Gen X Boomer-Lites.
>>61857997The stock market naturally moves higher all the time so in most cases it doesn't really mean much. Just buy the index and stay invested no matter what.
>>61858002the boomer redeem isn't real babe. it can't hurt you. the market is global and institutionalized. boomers all have insurance or medicare. you can get exposure to it through healthcare etf's. there isn't a conspiracy to cheat you.
this dawsons creek thing has me spookedthe coof aint the troof but the rectum has rekt em
>>61858048I've cut down on my deli ham consumption, is there anything else I can do to prevent getting dawsoned? What symptoms should I be on the look out for?
im feelin a bullish rally up to Memorial Day. they'll fix the computers this week for sure.
>>61857937DON'T FUCKING LIE TO ME>>61858002>PE care homesgood lord that is some nefarious shit boy
also baseball starts this week so this is when civilization starts back up again officially after the winter
> max pain for MSFT on 2/20 is $430
>>61858002Yeah, I agree PE, but I'm trying to see where /that/ is going to go, who is going to have it, what are they going to do with it/use it for, how will it still hold any value at all, what will become the true value (not only in terms of tradeables, but down to the carrot/stick motivational levels), and what will the long term general population outlay look like?Obviously we've got the "own nothing/be happy" paradigm having been released into the collective mind, along with eating bugs and living in pods.You're definitely onto something with the boomer HOOM destruction, and that's already been happening with entire neighborhoods of formerly nice homes that were paid off and should have become homes for the next generation having been ruined by third worlders and will have to be completely razed in the not too distant futa.
Made some sushis and rice wraps , I made the shrimp in butter and poured the butter into the rice I think this is key
>>61858140never eat sushii'm europoor
I finally got around to finalizing my excel files.In 2025 I earned 51,100€ after taxSpent 24,790€Invested 22,078€The "remaining" 4,232 went to my savings account which I spent in January to book a big trip.The plan is to try and hit 24,000€ per year but it's not easy, I keep spending money on stupid shit.
>>61857612Looks like an interesting company and very slurppable at the current price. Can you give any hints as to what the news is? How much do you expect the share price to grow?
>>61857755futes open in 90 minutes anon.
fuck swiftie
>>61858241asl?
>>61858194More partnerships, EPA approval, sales
>>61858203its not the same
>>61858247Austrian second language?
>>61858289no
>>61858326Who are you to say "no" for Her?
Fellow europoors boglers, what is your balance of US versus ex-US? I have previously just been buying a global index fund which is 63% US, but with how badly the USD is performing compared to Euro I am hesitant. Already bought an Avantis global value etf, tempted to buy some XUSE as well. Am I just chasing returns or is this actually a new paradigm...
>It had been revealed Mr. Dow Jones was a frequent visitor of Epstein's Islandit's unironically over isn't it. market is dead.
>>61853891i hope the person who took the op photo killed themselves long agoalso, SOXL bros its just too easy isnt it?
it's dinner on sunday but I just got a random call. Who the fuck is calling me.
Redpill me on Build-A-Bear Workshop, Inc ][NYSE: BBW]>what's the company aboutAbout building teddies.
no message okay fuck you. Says it might be the number of an 80yo named ray smith.
Any reason to not spam soxl this year?
>>61858413no, it'll go to $100+ probably
>>61858386call him back
>>61858377kids today will never know
>>61858413>>61858424I wouldn't go all in or even dedicate a moderate portion of the folio to SOXL plays. It'd be a small slice. The reason is that MU and a few others related to the AI trade are carrying the entire semi index on their shoulders, but some decidedly NOT hype stocks like SNDK, WDC, STX, TER are missing or have tiny percentages.
THA FUTAS ARE COMING>THA FUTAS ARE COMINGTHA FUTAS ARE COMING
WHERE THE FUCK IS THE BAKERWE NEED A NEW THREADTHIS ONE DOESN'T HAVE ROOM TO ACCOMMODATE ALL THE INCOMINGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH'S
Lol
PRAISETHA LORD GOD ALMIGHTYMY KOLDHAS BEENHEALED
Yaaaaaaayyyyyyy!!!!!!!
RED FUTES AT NIGHTBIZRAELIS IN FRIGHTVIX IS DAWNINGSMIGGER WARNING
>>61858486This guy fucks.Are we saying hgraf is back?
It's a fucking bloodbath out there on the futes front.WHERE ARE THE PINK ELEPHANTS & PINK WOJAKS???
>>61858507>>61858486What is your ethnicity & lineage? I need to know so I can more accurately insult you.
>>61858509I have to wait 2 more minutes to see delayed quote.is it bad?
WE ARE REDFANNY MAY DAYWE ARE RED
>>61858521https://tradingeconomics.com/
OoooOoooOooooooohhh
>>61858528>-0.04%
>>61858519obviously new canadian pakistani
Robinhoodingz!! Lololololol!!!!!!!!
>>61858519That's a social construct. I'm an earthling that owns schd, but might try some hgraf for growth.
>>61858519I'm inclined to say spic, but after careful phrenological consideration, i'd say jeet is more likely.
good thing I didn't help them harvest people in /ptg/ kekI also wonder if at the core all "trading groups" are at it's core a bunch of faggots sticking it up each others buttsbut /smg/ survived THIS...not even barely. We're golden kek.Wich makes it, for me the greatest place to talk about stock trading ever
And I know you think I'm talking to myself but just you wait. Remember I can see the future.
RIP scoops long live the new /smg/https://youtu.be/hWSVAVTcztI?si=_5dN20dKC8lE_7Zx
>>61859232TWO SCOOPS>TWO SCOOPSTWOFUCKINGSCOOPStranscends LEGEND and makes it all the way into MYTH.
>>61859294he was one of the smart posters who made /smg/ good but they are not looking for edgy gay sex so they leave it's like a cycle:So those that created /smg/ attracted the TWO SCOOPS talent wich created good content wich attracted me. But then the talent leaves, having done it's purpose and at the same time archieved their goal (talk to me). Void of talent those that initially created /smg/ will leave because I have all control now and they have no purpose. This leaves an empty shell wich of course naturally bores me and another group of pajeet pumpers will find this thread and polish it up again to them gem it once was.
>>61859312No, IT'S OVER and that's that. The only question is who is going to be the last one out to turn off the lights.
>>61859339yeah not me I'm cool
>>61859353>coolThat's a highly overrated thing to be and bars don't get much lower. Aim waaaaaaaaaaaaaay higher.
>>61859366ok I will look into the schizoid thing
>>61859413It's the ultimate supreme transcendental _.
>>61859427do you believe Taylor Swift songs are satanic?
>>61859435I don't know, I don't listen to them. I think I've heard two. They probably are though, almost all music other than Johann Sebastian Bach and Elvis Presley Gospel is.
>>61859459oh that is true. that beatles album "love"... c'mon man...
i like the schizo guy
>>61859974your loss he likes me
>>61859435I hope so. Satanic music isn't wrong, you know?
>>61860029>you know?I might have imagined the last 1-2 years of /smg/ and this is actually world of warcraft
>>61860069Remember when jeffrey reached grand marshal?
