Paradise Edition>Some helpful links to numb the painhttps://findahelpline.com/https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/https://www.whitehouse.gov/refundshttps://jlingz.com/>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesPreviously on /smg/: >>61853891
> futures
>>61858750gottem
Futanaris are GREEN
>>61858803Not NATASPRAISETHA LORD GODALMIGHTYlet it DROOPLORDlet itDIG in2 thaABYSS
>>61858808>NATAS*NATGAShttps://tradingeconomics.com/commodity/natural-gas
>futures
cant believe im the only white man posting in a sea of brown
I've been looking into investing a bit in a bank. How do you analyze a bank? Right now it looks like all big banks are all time high, what's the risks. I've been thinking to buy 4% in morgan Stanley, i like that they're more into wealth management than mortgages. But damn that graph looks intimidating. Is it better to wait 6 months?
>>61858844How do you know you're white?
>>61858750https://www.youtube.com/shorts/YYFE6ffbhQ4idunno how to webm
>>61858851ask grok
>>61858740should have used
fuck i am so mad i turned $50 in $3000 but now i have to start over with $200 because rent was due last week. I was a consistent roll...my charting and actions....19/20 of my options trades were +25% and my stops were golden losing only 11% Fucking landlordsOwell, atleast I got to go to Golden corral tonight
>>61858901ohh and the stock market is closed tommorrow probably for some nigger holiday. Great
Also there's supposed to be a rally this weekhttps://youtu.be/sbRom1Rz8OA
>>61858880It only says maybe with 5000 characters.
>>61858851Canadian banks are very stable and right now they're on a good run. They're so stable that they went through the global financial crisis virtually unscathed, and they basically run a monopoly in the country so they're not going anywhere.
Heres how each "investment" goes:>Common Stock:Own a tiny piece of the company until the board dilutes you, the (female)CEO tanks it, or bankruptcy :)>Preferred StockPreferred dividends are good on paper until the company skips them & converts your "preferred" shares to common garbage.>Growth Stocks Stock expected to grow 5 jillion percent, but crash back to earth when earnings miss by a penny and the valuation implodes 70%.>Value Stocks'Undervalued' means it stays cheap forever as the company slowly dies.>Mutual FundsYou pay 1% a year to an underperform the index, no exceptions.>ETFsCheap and diversified! Until sector rotation, liquidity dries up, or you panic-sell.>Slop ETFsWallstreet's latest "masterpiece": trendy theme + premium fees + FOMO = you lose money.>Index Funds"dude it matches the market"... ...straight into a 10 year bear lost decade.>Target Date FundsWhen they shift to bonds it'll be at the wrong time and then inflation eats you alive.>Closed-End Funds"Buy at a 15% discount"... ....which widens to 50% as the manager underperforms and you sell out.>Options90% expire worthless, the other 10% bankrupt you on margin calls>Futures/derivativesYou'll lose more than you deposited in a single one nigh.>Forextrade 24/5 just to get slowly murdered by spreads and swaps>Real EstateTenants trash your properites right as liberals make it illegal to evict them, then rates spike.>CryptocurrencyThe only asset that can go 10× and then -99.99%. But it's ok cause (You) know how to time the market amirite.>Annuitiesbahahaha.>Peer-to-Peer LendingEarn 8-12% then the borrower ghosts you.>Precious MetalsSits around for decades and then dumps hard the instant you need it>CollectiblesYou buy because tiktokers said so, then you sell because: storage fees, condition grading, and the market bubble pops.
>>61858865use yt-dlp to get the vid, then ffmpeg to crop and convert to vp9
>>61858916so what do you invest in tripfag
Oldfag here. Never read posts longer than 3 lines. It is never worth it.It will always be boomers blogposting.
>>61858935Just work and spend all your money. The future is a lie
>>61858881LET ME INNon market days are so boring
GOYIM doesn't know that GOBLINA and meDo it in my van every SundayShe tells him she's in church but she doesn't goStill she's on her knees and GOYIM doesn't knowOh, GOYIM doesn't knowSo don't tell GOYIMGOYIM doesn't knowGOYIM doesn't know(So don't tell GOYIM)
I have noone else to tell this to and I need to tell someone. I'm single white guy, not broke, in Sukhumvit. Doing exactly what this implies. Spending more than I should. Feels like I'm falling apart but I can't stop.Thank you for reading my blog. Get out of MU and buy BAK.
>>61859059TINNYIZ ZAT U TINNYNNY
>>61859077tinny would never, he is on a quest for a boyfriend-free wife
>PLTR hackedhttps://en.rattibha.com/thread/2023165849721536672
>>61859080>palantir is making Nuclear and bio weaponsIts a software company, bait used to be believable.Since retards will believe this, is it bullish for Palantir if investors think they nuclear weapons?
>>61859091It popped up on a twitter trending sidebar, so I googled the news. But, if it gaps down bigly on Tuesday, I'm gonna buy it at a discount. CIA assets aren't going anywhere
>>61859091Definitely a bottom signal.>PLTR is the CIA!Do normies really need to be spoonfed everything?
>>61858901maybe get a real job before trying to invest lil bro
>>61859080so I should buy leaps?
I had sex with a hooker.
>>61859080been DCAing the dip. everyone knows it's a "private" company run by the govt to circumvent the constitution and other pesky rules. it's dumb to not be buying this.
>>61859080I agree, Palantir is pretty based.
>micron up 400% in 1 year>SNDK up 1400% in 1 year>WDC up 500% in 1 yearIf I had just had faith in my convictions 2 years ago, even just 6 months ago, I could have made the call of a lifetime. Instead I will probably be evicted in the next few months.
>>61858901if you pay 2800 in rent and all your stock gains go to rent because you have no job you probably shouldn't live where you do.
>>61859059i want an eldritch gf
>>61859136sex with hookers sucks unless you have enough money to spend like 20k usd a week on hot tokyo whores desu>>61859153all my stock gains go to rent but you don't understand bro i NEED two bedrooms two bathrooms and a garage. It doesn't matter that i sleep in my home gym in the living room I NEED the space
>>61859136was it a sound investment?
>tfw had two whole days of pornstar tier sex with my formerly virgin gf
https://x.com/i/status/2023094395428610402Thanks for letting me ride that mini pump last month or so. I knew it was scam so I put a little, saw the number jump and got out in time. Maybe I should have put more.
>>61859080>kim dotcom>allegedly yeah ok
>>61858930>ffmpeg to crop and convert to vp9wut?
>>61859260PISS OFF HORSE DEMON
>>61859219i'm glad you thought of us duringhope you screamed "bullish" when you busted
>>61859323kek
>WDC supply sold out for the next year, big profit boom upcomingThis is a fucking symmetrical triangle. Fuck me. I sold my WDC a week ago because I was disappointed in the shitty earnings pump. It was consolidating for a move upwards into march. Fuck me Morty, I did it again, I missed another 2x.
>>61859323I didn't do that but I've been sleep-cumming a lot this week because I've been shoveling snow and drinking orange juice and eating hambugers every day, CAUSING my testosterone to go up.
is there any canadian stock eve worth buying right now?No I don't want to buy american due to exchange rates unless you have picks that are guaranteed to return largely and safelyJust let me have my cake and eat it too
>>61859506Sprott Inc.
>>61859506>is there any canadian stock eve worth buying right now?ENB?
>>61859151just wait til sndk goes up 2800%
>>61859506HMAX
>>61859535>if it 2xes that's a 2800% for people who bought a year agoFuck my chungus life
>>61858740>the European NEET must now move out and get a jobGod I love DJT.They actually decided to throw hands with the dollar dumping.I guess they just sort of forgot we can conjure currency alterations out of thin air and while they can’t do the same with tanks and jets. Their societies are constantly on the verge of violent revolution even with the state paying for everything.Actually having to fund their own defense, the most basic function of any state, will force the spending cuts that will rip yurop to shreds.The 21st century will be the story of European decline.
>>61859151>If I had just had faith in my convictions 2 years ago,two years is too long to wait, even 6 months is too long. People hesitate to invest their $10, but all they had to do was invest $1k of that and they would not risk much but could get decent gains if they were right.
>>61859553>trvke.Anyone who hasn’t visited it yet should go soon. It’s is nice enough for now.But the don’t have much time left.
IM SO FUMCKING TIRED god damn day 3 of of lexapro and i cant keep my eyes open for more than like 3 hours how is this shit stronger than 2 different stimulants and 600mg of caffeine???
>>61859080Markets didn't budge on this news, so that's fake
>try to get free giftcard from prime with amazon by making new account>they keep trying to sell me a credit cardFuckors.
>>61859558You gotta buy micron 6 motnhs ago before it really blows up.
>>61859601>You gotta buy micron 6 motnhs ago before it really blows up.I was interested in BE when it was $10 and did not follow my own advice now that shit is $130 and growing fast. I did not want to wait that long and thought I would check back later and then forgot.
On the plus side i have had no thoughts other than my immediate action since like yesterday. I thought this shit should take weeks to workhkw is it so effective on me?Am I really that serotonin starved?
thankgod the stock store is closed
>>61859608>and thought I would check back later and then forgot.kek that happen to me tooWhy I always forgetFucking ADD
bros are we in a k shaped economy
Hims isnt advertising their best feature that you can get meds without needing 5 sessions with a retarded roastie therapist and then dealing with the faggot at the pharmacyGladly paid $250 for the convince despite having insurance>SzPD is linked to negative outcomes, including a significantly compromised quality of life, reduced overall functioning even after 15 years, and one of the lowest levels of "life success" of all personality disorders (measured as "status, wealth and successful relationships").The only way left for me is complete drug induced ego death
i don't know what a k shaped economy is
>>61859653Go on
>Clinical records indicated abnormal eating behavior by some patients. Some patients would only eat when alone and refused to eat out. Restrictive diets and fears of disease were also found. It was suggested that the anhedonia of SzPD may also affect eating, leading schizoid individuals to not enjoy it.[99] Alternatively, it was suggested that schizoid individuals may not feel hunger as strongly as others or not respond to it, a certain withdrawal "from themselves".I feel sick. No wonder I suck at trading stocks
>europe europe europe reeeRentfree. Europe will do just fine. There's trust into the rule of law. There's stability and no spergs at the top of the state.There's value in the products. Real Values, Real Food, Real Goods, not just digitally made up trash that's getting spaghetticoded or retardedly financially overpumped in pump and dump schemes that will cause the next stockmarketcrash.Europe's only real issue is what it's always been, Energy. With better Tech this likely will diminish.Europeans will buy more European and Europe will upgrade its capitalmarkets in structure and rules.It's always the US that causes the crashes and the next will be on them again.
>>61859767>LLM screencapOpinion discarded. Kill yourself.
im a schizoid among schizoids kek>Descriptions of the schizoid personality as "hidden" behind an outward appearance of emotional engagement have been recognized since 1940, with Fairbairn's description of "schizoid exhibitionism", in which the schizoid individual can express a great deal of feeling and make what appear to be impressive social contacts yet, in reality, gives nothing and loses nothing. Because they are "playing a part", their personality is not involved. The person disowns the part they are playing, and the schizoid individual seeks to preserve their personality intact and immune from compromise.[110] The schizoid person's false persona is based on what those around them define as normal or good behavior, as a form of compliance.[
Why are US markets closed today? What dead nigger are you celebrating this time?
>>61859773Let me dunk on you by using free US AI that burns excessive amounts of US energy
Have you guys seen the Seedance videos?Can you believe there are still people so retarded they don't think AI is going to be a huge fucking deal? This will subvert the trillion dollar movie industry + create entirely new creator market
>>61859802Actually its to celebrate real presidents. Thats why its only half a holiday for being racist.
>>61859802Today we celebrate white power
Alright /smg/ give me the next MU/SNDK/WDC. I do NOT want to be late to the party next time. Explain why you think it will explode.
>>61859080>Hey chat GPT can you hack Palantir?>"Sure what did you want to know?">Are all the conspiracies about Palantir true?>"Yea, I can confirm they are super evil and hacked every world leader. This is true information because I hacked them.">Wow! Thanks chat GPT!!!!
>>61859802The first Masonic President, George Washington
We are saved. Because the issue with modern films wasn't the storytelling, emotion and just being good movies but technical limitations and production value as CGI is a completely novel concept that just came out with AI.
Which black are Americans worshipping today?
Lol Stocks Fight!
>>61859842grok is this real?
>>61858901>investing the money you need to pay rent withGreat way to speedrun eviction
>>61858901Give me your strategy pls, I’ll paypal you for it.
>>61859562Try taking it at night and if that doesn't help, speak with your provider about switching you to another SSRI.>t. early retired pharmacist
Robinhood Gold!
Ayeeeeeee ZIM up 20% in the german market
smg reaching new lows ... and that's without baggy, rocker and scoops
>>61859562I've been on 225mg of effexor for 6 months. Never noticied any effects or side effects from it.
Robinhood Gold!! Is For Winners!!
>>61859927this is the worst /smg/ thread to date
Robinhood TV!!
>taking big pharma pills>rather than magic mushroomsThe trifecta for good living is >learning(daily)>exercising(daily)>magic mushrooms(weekly or bi-monthly)It's literally that easy
yooo I'm up 30% on ZIM!
>>61859962Wagmi
Robinhood!
Robinhood Is Gud1!
>>61859946It really is fucking dogshit these days with the unfunny tripfags, the schizo spammer, and now an unironic jeet posting ass ugly selfies
>another green day in euro marketscool, time to play some Armored Core
>>61859956>telling someone with a preexisting psychiatric illness, who is already on the brink, to take permantly mind-altering illegal hallucinogenic drugsSchizoid anon, whatever you DO NOT listen to this FUCKING RETARD. This is how you end up involuntarily committed to a mental hospital for the rest of your life. I've seen it happen to multiple people. Hallucinogens will make your symptoms 10X worse and permanently force you off the deep end.
Robinhood Is Gud1! Yay!
stop loss triggered for ZIm so I sold for 29% profithopefully sold the top
>>61860011I'm starting to think half of his skin colour comes from all the smoke in his room and soot in his bloodstream.
I like Ichimoku, I think it's neat.too bad it is useless.
>>61860010You pussy, lmaoMental illness is a silly concept, your wellbeing is a relational gradient with the worldYou don't know what you don't know
>>61860027kek
Robinhood Is Gud1 Hooray!!
>>61860049Kill yourself
>>61860049People with preexisting psychiatric illnesses can't handle hallucinogens. It makes them undergo a psychotic break. Fucking kys, retard.
>>61860063Seethe>>61860066That isn't trueYou folks have bought into a lie
>>61860078Yes it is, you fucking drug addict. I've seen it happen first hand to multiple people I know, and it completely ruined their lives.
Here's your Wall Street programming https://youtu.be/7Zit3Dihnec?si
micron to start free falling soon
>another ATH for South KoreaI'm 90% sure it's a bubble, but how the fuck do I time the sell order?
>>61860091Those people were idiots and you are not grasping the nuances regarding that because you are intellectually lazy. There's a lot of drugs out there, anon.
>>61860112Its not a bubble, its their currency inflating
>>61860115It's going up in Euros...
>>61860000>unironic jeet posting ass ugly selfiesIf you have tampermonkey or some other extension, have AI write you up a script that filters 4chan posts that:> contain an attached file that is a jpg > the attached file is 3468x4624 width by height> the attached file has an anchor link around it with a title attribute equal to a string with a length of 36I'd pastebin the code for you but it's better you gen it yourselfshould take like 3 minutes and poof he's gone
So are euros like trading and shit?
>>61860000Checked
>>61860114You have to be 18 to post on 4chan little bro
>>61860149Cope and seethe
>>61860154What is with this nigger
is the US market closed today? Are they gay?
>Kim Dotcom>@KimDotcom>·>12h>Breaking>Palantir was allegedly hacked. An AI agent was used to gain super-user access and here”s what the hackers allegedly found:>Peter Thiel and Alex Karp commit mass surveillance of world leaders and titans of industry on a massive scale.>They have thousands of hours of transcribed and searchable conversations of Donald Trump, JD Vance and Elon Musk.>They have backdoored the devices, cars and jets of world leaders and accumulated the biggest archive of blackmail material.>Palantir is creating nuclear and bio weapon capabilities for Ukraine and is working closely with the CIA to defeat Russia. They believe they are one year away. They plan to achieve this by keeping Russia busy with meaningless peace negotiations.>Palantir is responsible of the majority of Palestinian deaths in Gaza. They have developed the AI targeting for Israel.>Palantir is an arm of the CIA and all data from international clients is copied into a CIA spy cloud.>Palantir has become the most dangerous company in the world. If you work there you have the right to know that this is what Palentir AI is used for, without your knowledge.>The Palentir data the hackers allegedly gathered will be given to Russia and/or China. I was chosen as a trusted partner for this publication. I’m not involved in the Palentir hack and I don’t know the hackers. But I do know that the hack happened.IT'S OVER.
>>61860199BREAKIN NEWSShit we already knew, confirmed.
>>61860199Please be true, I've been shorting since late December
i bought a MSTZ call @ 20 feb $13.5rate my financial decision
is MSFT and goog bullish?
>>61859956Nigger I am PILLMAXXEDevery aspect of my fucked personality and life will be addressed chemically. i am tired and modern problems require modern solutions. >adderall xr 20mg for brain retardation >wellbutrin xl 300mg for retardation of the will>caffeine 400-800mg for retardation of the body>now lexapro 5mg, maybe 10mg for retardation of the soulMy blood is a controlled substance in 15 different states
>>61860230lol
Man I couldn't sleep at all tonight, not good
>>61860244theres pills for that
anyone buying some cool european stocks?
>>61860313What the fuck is a europe?
>>61860010TIL if you are a schizoid the outlook is generally not very good.So it doesn't even matter what you do.I have come to the conclusion that in this particular case it is probably best to just do what the demons in your head tell youhttps://youtu.be/9h01-noU2hU?si=L-J_fnjQS7-xAAuC
>>61860131Yea means euro is outperforming the krw
>>61860313Bought Deutsche Telekom and Infineon last week
>>61860313Bought small position of Capgemini SE. Everything about it feels like it should start creeping upwards, I'll buy more if it does.
>>61860320>in the fiction i enjoy schizos are always prophetic so that means schizos IRL are too
>>61860313I'm all in on GRG & GRG accessories.
>>61860335it's quite cheap atm
any thoughts on Leonardo? it has been doing well recently, maybe too well (for eu standards)I'm a bit scared it could deflate if the whole ukraine ordeal stops
>>61860383Very, considering the good earnings and guidance.
>>61860392looking some numbers it really seems an interesting oneit's currently suffering from ai deflating but they made solid investments, contracts and their projected growth is not badsome fat dividends too
Is absolutely nobody going to talk about the recent job revisions?
>take a look at some old watchlist of stocks I was interested in>+250%>+450%>+150%Fuck, I really should just buy random shit based on gut feelings.
Is twitter kill?
>>61860435Unironically priced in. BLS has been overestimating jobs numbers for years now
RIP TWITTER, it had to be done for Epstein
Did you have a good Valentine's Day boss?
This sale on Bitcoins is lasting kinda long...
>me>smelling a hot woman's assbuy (female) natural gas
>>61860482The trading volumes in crypto are dead. This market has been deserted.
What the fuck is going on with plug computer?
>>61860495Cope, crypto is long and strong
>>61860504I hate when ambulance chasing kikes latch onto a company and the news feed is just spammed with their advertisements.
>>61860513When looking for an ambulance chasing kike, try to find one who has super bowl commercial money. That's how you know you're getting a good lawyer boss.
>>61860506There's no arguing with retardation. Good luck on the ride down retard
>>61860435If we don't talk about it, it didn't happen. Buy HGRAF
>>61860460Even BLS’s “fired” libtard head says the data is good. He said there are too many libtards (not his words, but implied) in BLS that would blow the whistle if Trump tried to get them to screw with the numbers.Face it. The US is on the up and up.
dogshit american tech
>>61858901Pajeet chocolate fountain
>>61860544She* sorry, Erika mcentarfer
Thinking about opening a cheeky short position on MU
>>61860544Proof
>>61859669you can get meds without needing 5 sessions with a retarded roastie therapist and then dealing with the faggot at the pharmacyThey have anything like this for modafinil or peptides?
>>61860563Just like with Epstein files, blow me. We're talking about the fate of the DOW here
>>61860580>muh esptein filesAh, so you’re low iq
>>61860592If the epstein files ever were public in their fully un-redacted state they would unironically bring down the democratic system in most of the world. They have currently brought down nobility and leading diplomats. They SHOULD have brought down half of the whitehouse but the US turning into a banana republic stops that from happening. Back in 2010 we joked about the world being ran by a gang of pedos. Now look where we are.
OPEN UP THE MARKET
>>61860563Our Leader should fire all these faggots, and make them do some time in a work camp for making our Leader look bad boss.
>>61860556UH OH
>>61860592Yes.
why is it closed? what holiday is it?
>>61860668George Washington's birthday
Sorry it’s president’s day libtards. Markets closed
Do we really need a holiday to honor people like Joe Biden and Obama? They should be in jail boss.
The fuck is the stock market not open.
Stocks BLOOD FLAT on NO NEWS.
Why is the stock market not moving
>>61860696I own all stocks
>>61860693Blame Obama and Joe Biden. Fucking bullshit holiday, during a bullshit nigger history month, I wanted to position myself for a great chinese stock market reset over the fucking moon holiday, but I can't now and now I'm completely fucked. Fuck Obama for being black, and fuck Joe Biden for not doing enough to keep our schools from becoming Racial Jungles full of niggers boss.
Okay ZIM went higher a lil more
>>61860704Ahem, NIGGER.
Can't wait for tuesday, I own ~$300k worth of zim.
>>61860721Wagmi
>everything dumping>market is closedwhy is this legal
>RR and BAE going smoothly upwards since the Americans took a day offIf only it could be like this every day
>>61860737its recovering, just a little run on liquidity
WHO THE FUCK IS GEORGE WASHINGTON.I'm convinced "liquidity" people don't even know what they are talking about
>>61859912it's like 40% now.I was waiting for them to drop a bit again these last weeks too because I wanted another dividend stock in my portfoliothe price started pumping before the deal was signed though
>>61860785>it's like 40% nowffs I sold at 30% this morning :c
>>61860785>the price started pumping before the deal was signed thoughYeah, well, kikes
>>61860625lolThe Edward Snowden leaks were far worse due to the nature of the data being spied over (from government to agencies and institutions to economic players - all from allies and foes alike) and nobody bat an eye at the time. You retards who kept spouting this non-sense about le Epstein files being this le grand happening revelation, something that just boils down to some old fucks partying and hanging together to fuck some fresh barely legal teen pussy and do deals are some of the most obnoxious twats that have no understanding this is how the upper echelons of society operate from time immemorial to get things done between them. Outside a few cases which might concern investigation, I suspect the majority of the shit that went down there (like 99%) was not criminal.
>he couldn't flimflam the ZimZam
I have extreme anxiety that i can't buy or sell today
nasdaq more like nadsack
>>61860824ur mom has extreme anxiety
>>61860797kek, yeah, pretty much every time.you see something pumping or dumping and when you later check the news to see what caused it, the pumping/dumping already kicked in before the thing that caused it happened.fucking insider traders aren't even trying to be secretive about it.
>the bubble has not even begun to form
>>61860901I bought a high end nvme a few months ago in anticipation, already up 100%. If only the stock market was this easy.
Just got back from the fed.Guess who is hard at work today fixing the stock market so line goes up to morrow
>>61860318ancient homeland of the mythical white man that was overrun by orcs after a thousand years of fighting the onslaught. The few white men left fled across the western ocean to found a new land. How the orcs created their own stock market is anyone's guess
>>61860935NVMEs aren't HDDs though
>>61860504looks like they....pulled the PLUGyeeeoooooooooowwwwwwwwwww>>61860563>Erika McEnfarter
>>61860696The stock market servers are having a technical issue.
>>61860696The hard drive died and there's nobody selling them
we green at opening?all i know is that the CPI was better than expected and futures looking good, VIX crashing down too.
I frogetted my cell phone, and now I don't know what the fuck I am doing or how I will even manage. I feel like ET from that movie, where he's trying to call his family, but he has no phone boss.
>>61860975i'll call gookfu for you and tell her to bring it into worki thought you owned the business faggot just go home and get it
>>61860991How am I supposed to go home and get it without the GPS boss?
>>61861004Are you mentally challenged?
I was thinking about you ZIMbros, hope you make a big fat paycheck on this. 58% premium to Friday close is massive.I bought at $16 last summer but did not hold it.
>>61860973>CPI was 2.4% instead of 2.5%>Core CPI was 2.5% inline with expectation>Jobs added in 2025 revised down from 584,000 to 181,000>Only area that show jobs growth was in healthcareData was bad though?
>>61861008I'm not retarded, I just don't have my cell phone right now boss.
>>61860704But Donald Trump was the president in between Obama and Biden. And he’s been the president since last year too.
>>61860953Yeah, it's not DRAM either, but it's all related. I also bought a NAS.
>>61861010>58% premium to Friday close is massive.what do you mean by this?i might make a thousand bucks off my callsi'm to scared to go all in on the BIG ONE i can't afford to lose money i don't want to have a job
>>61859536I'm not even in this scale
>>61861015how is this bad?
>>61861045It's $35/share officially announced
>>61861060Shows the economy is weak, shows stagflation, shows a recession may be on the horizon, existing home sales were also down 9%, the two things driving down inflation is cheap energy due to oil prices being low due to an oversupply and rent being cheaper due to an oversupply built during COVID
>>61861079The only thing that's keeping this economy afloat is the tariffs. If our Leader didn't impose these tariffs we would be in full blown depression by now boss.
>>61861045>i'm to scared to go all in on the BIG ONE i can't afford to lose money i don't want to have a jobsame for me.whenever I win bigly, it's a few grand at most because I don't want to put six figures into something only to see it go tits up
>>61861069niiiiceit's not gonna reach 35 by friday though is it? the buyout takes some time to finalize right? looks like ZIM employees went on strike on the news
>>61861096from my experience shares usually trade a few % below the agreed share price until its finalized so in that sense yea they might trade at discount until the deal is closed and Hapag Lloyd buys the shares from the shareholders
>>61861096I actually hope it takes a long time to finalize, short term gains tax is gonna take a massive chunk out of my profits.
>>61861096>>61861103I want to add:I believe it will jump to something in the range betweeen 33$-35$ tomorrow and then stay there
>>61861103>>61861108I..uhh i mean a friend of mine..asked gemini and the chatbot brought up the possibiility of ZIM paying a final dividend to shareholders before the buyout completes in late 2026. I'm going to sell my calls at open for hopefully a 10x but maybe i'll reinvest some into few shares
Thoughts on ewy?
>>61861121yea ive heard that chatter on X aswell, but some doubters said that Hapag Lloyd will get that money since its cash that is held by ZIM and its part of the take over?how high would that dividend be and would it come?
>>61861125What am I looking at? Can we post /an/ webms instead?
>>61861137someone pretending to show their seed phrase online for views/attentionit's performative for his streamit gets passed around a lot by low iq people who think it's real
>>61861135my sources say it's unlikely but could be .30 per share in line with their usual divvies>>61861125kek did this brokie get liquidated for a whole 10k? Care to explain to the class how he got liquidated by showing his wallet? I thought you need the seed phrase
>feb-march in backwardationim too retarded to understand but can someone explain what this means?
>>61861147I dont understand what any of that means. I just like looking at funny animals.
>>61861147where did he show his seed phrase i don't see it
>>61861160It means the captain has turned off the no smoking signs, so light 'em up cause we're going down boss.
>>61861096Usually in those cases shares trade at a small discount to the buyout price, and the discount reflects the risk of the deal not happening.Over the coming months the discount may widen if there are rumours about hiccups, like employees striking in disagreement, the government stepping in to block it and so forth. If I held I would just get out on Tuesday open. The deal will close in late 2026 so you'd be relying on Jewish rumours for almost a year just to see if you can make that little bit extra. No point. Just get out.
>>61861155personally I dont have a big position where I want to hold until the deal is closed and I get 100% of the share priceIf I had a really big position I would hold until the end andpotentially collect the dividends!
>>61861079all that sounds bullish. QE is on, Golden age declared.
>>61861169good points aswell depends on the risk apetite
>>61861079CPI was better than expected and so were jobs, short term isn't this good enough?I'm definitely not confident for a full year though as you say.
>>61861169i have april calls i'm definitely getting out asap>>61861160>2. The Panic State: BackwardationBackwardation occurs when the Spot VIX rips higher than the Futures prices. The curve "flips" and slopes downward.>When this happens, it signals that the market is pricing in a massive, immediate crisis. Investors are so terrified of what is happening this second that they are paying a massive premium for immediate protection, even if they expect things might settle down in a few months.we crashing in march bro i already called it
>>61861180CPI was marginally better than expected but still elevated and jobs were a joke, firstly despite revising the jobs added in 2025 down from 584,000 to 181,000 they kept the unemployment rate unchanged at 4.4% then with the 135,000 jobs added in January(85,000 in healthcare) they announced the unemployment rate was now 4.3%, the 66% overestimation in jobs added in 2025 more than offset the jobs gain in January(Will be revised down in the next two revisions coming up shortly as has been the norm for many years now) so it's clear that the people doing the numbers are either cooking the numbers or retarded and didn't use the revised 2025 jobs data when doing the unemployment rate, short term the data is meaningless at best
>>61861167>>61861189either march vix goes up (crash)or spot vix goes down (rally/crab)no?>Investors are so terrified of what is happening this second that they are paying a massive premium for immediate protectioni profited
>>61861211>i profitedHOW DARE YOUno i mean how did you? market must be pricing in Iran regime change
Guys, wasn't WWIII going to happen in the long weekend and cause the second great depression? What happened?
>>61861236Postponed to Wednesday
>>61861236they promised a iran strike for every weekend the past two months nothing ever happens
>>61861229i just keep agreeing to buy shares of good companies at a significant discount, and then the bobos think they will be dumping off worthless bags on me but i see their true value, simple as.
>>61861246>nothing ever happensthat's just not true, remember that time we actually bombed the fuck out of Iran?
>>61861236Why would ww3 happen because of a literal who like iran
>>61861256yea when they flew over Iran, bombed some mountain and Iran didnt do anythingyea amazing
>>61861251very nice, I have completely forsaken manual labor in favor of being paid by the jews to buy the dip. I am excepting a big fat march dip howsoever>>61861246I heard a second aircraft carrier is on it's way to the region. War's been postponed til march
>>61861259Very anti-semitic post.
>>61861260>Iran didnt do anythingThis is exactly why we need to strike while the iron is still hot. Iran has never been more vulnerable to regime change, and the Iranian people have never been more open to nation building than they are today. Meanwhile we continue to let the mullahs fuck around, and it's about time they found out, if you know what I mean boss.
>>61861256Somehow, that strike totally obliterated their nuclear program but also didn't, making it necessary to build up a huge military force in the middle east to force Iran to abandon its nuclear program (which was totally obliterated).
>>61861267THIS GUY GETS IT!!!! BOMB BOMB BOMB BOM BOMB IRAN!!!
>>61861259China will totally declare war on the US to save Iran bro trust the social justice warriors that fall for every social media psyop they know what's going
>>61861273Baggler has perfected the art of double think.
>>61861251The best part if it is a long term investment you can buy the bear dips and add the number of your shares later. If Mumu comes along sell a little off the top if you catch it at the right moment then let it sit.
>>61861266
>>61861205I see, thanks anon, maybe I just need to go back buying EU stocks until it feels safe enough..
>>61861282The strikes totally destroyed Iran's nuclear program, but once the dust settled they began a new nuclear program, it is this second nuclear program which we need to act against because if we don't they could have a nuclear weapon in as little as two more weeks. This is also why we need to bring regime change to the Persian people. The mullahs will continue to fuck around with these nuclear programs until we do something about the mullahs boss.
smogus
>set wallet currency to (t)roubles>still trade in USD>enjoy big number
netanyahu will never let iran fall, the second israel is no longer in danger the israelis are gonna lynch his ass. he needs iran to remain a permanent existential threat, but not threatening enough to actually harm israel.
>>61861297you ever try a dewormer to cure your homosexual behavior? i've been having some crazy itchy butthole i gotta do something before i end up buying a miata
>>61861262>forsaken manual labor in favor of being paid by the jews to buy the dipit really is great isnt it? the flip side of this is that even though I can afford to hire someone else to perform the manual labor, 9 times of 10 i would rather do the manual labor myself. the difference is is that its labor that is for your own benefit rather than someone else's. i just spent my entire saturday night replacing the light fixtures in my basement, which started as a quick trip to home depot for some led bulbs. but i'd rather spend the $120 on parts and do the labor myself than pay some nigger $500-$1000 to do the same thing. >>61861286yea im just not sure if i should be more or less aggressive sometimes or if i should just be buying the stock when its low vs selling contracts to buy the stock and then not actually doing it. i started doing this because i do actually believe in these companies on a LT basis and am looking to acCOOMoolate shares for the long haul. Which that in and of itself presents its own minor problem when you have to pick and choose when you should sell some calls when you dont really want to sell your stock but you know its the right thing to do from a theta harvesting/trading perspective.
>>61861312I don't know much about homosexual behavior, but you can try conversion therapy. It's been known to help young men in your situation boss.
yesterday I posted that i finished installing the parking meters for my tenants to get some extra passive investment income. I made almost $60 last night. should have $111-ish to invest tomorrow at market open. what should I slurp?
>>61861324well yeah i'm not pay some fucking beaner to run his sweaty little beans all over the intimate parts of my property that's incredibly cucked behavior
I should have never sold.
PUTTING OUT FIRESWITH GASOLINE
I want Pasta alla Carbonara (hold the alla) boss.
>>61861373Literally had this yesterday boss
>>61861189Hm, almighty gtp says it's because vix us recovering from a peak rather than backwardation. Not sure what it means.
>>61861251How, everything still seems overvalued. What did you buy?
>>61861373I made tortellini carbonara last week
>>61861137> futures
Robinhood Gold!!
>>61861404Beef ragu with pappardelle topped with parmesan cheese
>las futurinas
Robinhood Gold Is Still Moving!! NOT REALLY!!
>>61861137>futures
>>61861430Damn, on Halloween night too
XITTER CRASHING AGAIN, TWO TIMES IN A DAY
>>61861289>You're a Jew if you don't support tens of thousands of kids getting shot in the streetOkay buddy.
>>61861448Faggler is a jew, thoughbeit
I don't know what you people think you are doing here but I refuse to believe that whatever happened in the "stock market" today was real and not the fabric of my imagination. At least my broker acts as if nothing happened so...
KEK ASHES OF CREATION
>>61861331Good work anon!
>>61861435>when the trick becomes the treat
