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Napalm Edition

>Some helpful links to numb the pain
https://findahelpline.com/
https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/
https://www.whitehouse.gov/refunds
https://jlingz.com/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners: so you feel like in the movies
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform you
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc smg:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

Previously on /smg/: >>61861684
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WE ARE BACK
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> futures
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I love the smell of baggies in the morning
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>>61864904
-1,000,000,000 izzat
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kek nobody knows how schizo I was in the last thread
new thread, new me
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>>61864904
Sar will be deducted 100 lakh for this, and you're laughing?
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I'm now positioned in the following:

World ETF with the lowest cost possible
Energy, Nuclear energy, Green Energy and mining
Consumer staples

The latter two are positioned against the coming lost decade while the first is just to ride wherever the bubble market takes us the next 10 years.

We're heading towards a lost decade, demography, the tech bubble and possibly more global wars is what's causing it.
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Getting off kratom had made my dumps extra slippery
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>dollar index spikes up
>absolutely everything else, from stocks to crypto, go down by a cliff
I really hate burger niggers and I hope they die for being this retarded
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Is there a way to pin test without shrinking my balls and nuking my fertility, financially speaking?
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>>61864984
>you lose money
im the retard
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>>61864984
Can anybody explain this to an euro?
I don't follow amerilard shit
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>>61864997
tards gloat when the dollar goes down a little bit as if it's the collapse of the US and they seethe when it goes back up a tiny little bit.
Assumedly a mentally ill person trading forex on max leverage.
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>Futures
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>>61864988
No
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>>61865004
I am really considering selling my amerilard stocks if this continues and just buy euro and asian stuff. Fuck this market.
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>>61865018
you're two months late already
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Do I buy a lot of SOXL or TQQQ today?
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Hey, MUMU! Everybody's here. There's BOBO. HEDGIE. Good to see you, JANNY.

You got everything you need? The chef cooked for you special, the dancers will kick your tongue out and your credit is good. Draw chips for everyone in the room so they can play on the house.
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>>61865029
>Klarna
oh boy
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Fucking piece of shit burger stock market.
I can't believe I still held burger positions in my portfolio.
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soxl down 20%
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Me showing up for another hard day of business at the stock market
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>>61865043
Cut my life into pieces, might as well be my punishment for still holding Amerishart stocks.
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BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

CAM ON LET'S MAKE SOME FOOKIN' GAINS
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>>61865059
LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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ALL HANDS ON DECK
GET READY TO DEPLOY THOSE V
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>>61865060
Cute
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>>61865059
Based
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>everything fucking dying
>except crabpple
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What did we do to deserve this
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You should invest in Borsa İstanbul
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stop rugpulling me
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>>61865074
Well for one, there were a ton of people ITT criticizing Israel boss.
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we're green. i wasn't worried for a second.
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Fuck The Faggler
Fuck Occupied Palestine
Fuck Investing

Free my portfolio
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>SMG getting dunked on by a GME shitcoin
GME baggies need not respond
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>>61865086
I have nothing nice to say to you, so I'm going to tell you to go fuck yourself, boss.
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risk asset sisters... everythings gonna be ok
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>the stock market responds to earnings and fundamentals
>ok it no longer does that, now it responds to news and rumor
>ok it no longer does that, it responds to how people think other people will respond to the news and rumor

What in the fuck is the stock market value based on. They revised down a million jobs and it’s crabbing lol
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Sisters, we are recoovering
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>>61865089
Go post this shit in the gme baggie general and fuck off
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Why is the market's control stick shaking? Is it supposed to be doing that?
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Uh oh stinky
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VIX UP
PUMP RETRACING
OMG OMG OMG OMG
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>>61865123
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I'm kind of dissapointed in the price action on ZIM calls
can't believe I only got a measly 500%
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MU sisters ... it's going down today ...
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Don’t buy. Just hide.
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DOW IS GREEN. THIS IS NOT A DRILL DOW IS GREEN. PEDOPHILIA IS NOW LEGAL
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Me buy bonds in tlt! Me smart. Now safe from crash. Crash good! Lower interest rate good!
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Literally everything is down. Where the FUCK is the fucking money going? To the paper shredder?
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>>61865151
Boomer stocks and boomer stocks accesoires
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fire that brownoid of a ceo and replace him with a homosexual white bootlicker already. i am so pissed off
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>>61865135
Same, even with an acquisition announced, they're still underpricing zim.
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>>61865156
Boomer stocks are down too.
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>>61865104
>revised downward job numbers is bad
Who wants to tell him?
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>>61865151
Man if I saw a retarded reddit frog had dropped all his food on the floor, I would help him pick it up and shit boss.
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The V is upside down today
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>>61865059
>CAM ON LET'S MAKE SOME FOOKIN' GAINS
affirmative
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so every week is just going to be 2 insanely red days followed by and insanely green day?
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>Recovers slightly or seems to have hit resistance at market open
>Plunge to hell an hour later
Every fucking day.
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My copper, not my copper!
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>SOXL down 7%
WE ARE LOSING OUR BAGS
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>>61865163
according to optionsprofitcalulcator my 30 dollar april calls should be trading over 2 bucks and yet i was barely able to sell half at 1.35
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>>61865159
no
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The business cycle is ending, isn’t it?
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>>61865165
>Boomer stocks are down too
CHECK THE DOW BUDDY ITS OVER 50 THOUSA-ACKKKKKKKK!
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AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

THERE IS NO SUPPORT. NO BOTTOM!

LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOOOORRRRRRRR!
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>>61865159
i know you mean MSFT, but you could be talking about so many companies in the western world lmao
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SELL, IT'S YOUR LAST CHANCE BEFORE WE'RE DOWN 50% FOR THE NEXT FEW YEARS, SELL
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>>61865194
yeah
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Can we just get this correction out the way??? Tired of this slowburn
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>>61865159
too late
the damage is done
too many people hate W11 and are actively avoiding it
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Anyway, I slurped some OTM Teradyne calls. They were less cheap than expected, being a bullish signal.
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Okay I was wrong it isn’t crabbing. It’s fucking dumping
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>Immediately starts dumping
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What do you guys think about Airbaltic bonds? It's like 17% p.a. which would mark it as absolute trash tier where you should expect the default, but it's also only 2 years and it's state owned, so surely they won't just go tits up, right?
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>>61865176
This is the usual pattern of bear markets, at least was during 2022. There were big red drops followed by failed recoveries. The failed recoveries gave people the hope they are not currently in a bear market.
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>>61864882
did ww3 start or something??
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>>61865159
I can't even tell which company you are talking about because it applies to so many of them, kek
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>>61865214
kek
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>>61865218
It's state owned? And it sells bonds?
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GENERATIONAL BOTTOM IS IN

SLURPERS START YOUR SLURPING
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Everything in my watchlist is blood red rn
wtb green
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>>61865225
yes.
https://live.deutsche-boerse.com/bond/xs2800678224-air-baltic-corporation-a-s-14-5-24-29?mic=XFRA
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everything is bleeding except DXY what the fuck?
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>>61865234
aapl
jpm
only green in mine
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>>61865239
Apple didn’t fall for the “muh AI” data centers
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>>61864984
No shit you retard the only reason stocks went up so much was because the dollar was getting destroyed, you were betting on jewish keynesian economics to keep going. Im glad youre losing.
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I'M GETTING FUCKED IN THE ASS OVER HERE I THOUGHT IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE GREEN TUESDAY WEDNESDAY AND THURSDAY
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>>61865245
Yes, US has been in a bear since October, only back then we were just touching the bear's fluffy coat instead of looking at its sharp fangs
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>>61865077
AVAX
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>He fell for the final shakeoff
>He's going to miss the face melting rally next week after NVDA earnings
>He didn't have a Valentine's yet again

He's me :(
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This economy is losing altitude. Who the fuck is running this shit show!?!?!?
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>>61865263
Why can't you buy within the week?
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OH NO NO KEK BAGGIES
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>>61865264
Brother gold and PM niggers were gloating about the dollar losing value and as soon as it starts gaining again everything dumps.
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my 1 share of GME just flipped green
kek baggies
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We're in a period of confusion as the insiders are exiting tech, pulling money on the sidelines for a while and slowly moving into energy and other things, where as retail is piling into tech at record numbers.
Things have been going sideways for a while and soon people are going to be getting rugged hard as fuck as tech falters.
You want to make money get into energy. AI is going to take a break for a while as insiders dump on retail sheep.
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the indexes have been in roughly the same spot for three months now, going on four.
Does this mean we're going to moon soon, or crash?
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>>61865245
Keynes wasn't Jewish boss.
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>Down over $100 since its Icarus-esque earnings pump
>Down 11% on the year
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make it stop!
please stop bobo!
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So we talking -5 s&p today?
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>im safe from the tech crash because I invested in the dow, everybody knows that during the 2000 tech bubble, the dow was FINE. Nothing to worry about.
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>>61865249
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>>61865289
>>61865293
this is the perfect opportunity to slurp and you’re blackpilling?
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HOLY FUCK SOXL IS FUCKING TANKING
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>>61865275
But I can't sell my bags at a loss...
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>>61865283
He was gay and his economic ideas are peak jewish, but you already knew that rabbi.
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>>61865299
Another kino slurp
Panicans in shambles
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>>61865275
Drop some tickers
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>>61865263
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>>61865300
DAVID SOXL DETERMINED TO BE FALSE ALIAS OF PROLIFIC CHILD RAPER JEFFREY EPSTEIN
COMPANY FILES BANKRUPTCY ON NEWS
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>>61865299
I don't say it as a problem anon
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>>61865299
you know, you are right, i think i will tonypost for the rest of the day
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>>61865304
That's just not true, his ideas had nothing to do with Judaism boss.
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>>61865307
Pcg
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>>61865297
Something feels very off with those hands double jointed elbows or am I tripping cause of bobo
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Learn to surf.
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>>61865325
It's some subhumanoid, who gives a shit
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>>61865264
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>>61865328
Lmao waves near me are gay limp as shit I'd have to move very far away
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>>61864904
4 customers were prevented from a nasty stomach flu
guy is a hero
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MU sissies we are cratering, -3% now!!!
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>>61865328
I surf waves of fear, anxiety and guilt every damn day.

One day I will let the sea swallow me.
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It's the BIG ONE (again)
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This is merely an accumulation phase before Jerome Powell surprises us with an emergency rate cut to celebrate his term ending as chairman of the fed.
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>>61865319
>my pozzed economic theory that relies on spending more than you have isnt jewish goy! Usury on a global scale is incredibly antisimtic and based donchaknow
Kys
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>>61865263
>face melting rally next week after NVDA earnings
or market wide obliteration, honestly going cash for a week or two sounds more and more appealing.
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>>61865328
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>>61864904
good visual for MSFT this year.
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>>61864904
Fucking kek
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>>61865342
Jerome's gonna hike it 10% and do a blackflip while giving trump the double middle fingers aint he
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>>61865352
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>>61865352
Just because the infographic ended doesnt mean reality does. If you keep going left of extreme fear you get extreme rape, and thats where we're headed
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>>61865348
>honestly going cash for a week or two sounds more and more appealing.
yes please hand over what little mako you have willingly. thanks
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>>61865356
>Enjoy your goyslop
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>>61865357
If the CPI numbers are real, he will cut rates. That said, those CPI numbers don’t make a lot of sense to me.
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>>61864978
>Consumer staples
Problem is that all the publicly traded consumer staples companies are goyslop manufacturers. RFK Jr called out the sugary drinks and ultra-processed food jews, since then their aura is gone.
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>>61865352
I love the FAG index
Remember when Trump announced the tariffs in March and everyone freaked the fuck out and it fell all the way to the bottom of EXTREME FEAR, but it wound up actually being the absolute greatest time to buy in the history of the stock market?
Buying the dip during the EXTREME FEAR moment of the new tariffs would have netted you +50% just that year alone from fucking SPY/VOO of all things.

Calls.
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>>61865344
Explain to me how spending more than you have is a Jewish practice? I mean I see tons of niggers and white people who rack up shit loads of credit card debt or student loan debt, and guess what? They're not Jewish boss.
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>>61865337
GRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAA
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>>61865374
Shouldve invested in beef tallow futures
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>>61865356
l-lewd
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>>61865371
If Oil = Low
Inflation = Low

Glad that's all settled.
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>>61865335
I’m not only talking about waves in the ocean Buddha.

>>61865338
That’s part of the process vrah. Get back in the lineup.

>>61865350
Kino
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>>61865380
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my cocoa position is getting obliterated
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>>61864984
absolutely diabolical
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>>61865384
i tried to learn to surf and failed miserbaly i don't have the balance
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I bought 1000 x friday $10.50 CLF calls for .16 cents. So far I am up 4%

Am I retarded
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>>61865110
>See's niggerdick crypto based on dogshit stock pumping
>DONT TALK ABOUT THEIR MARKETCAP
>>61865171
>what could be happening?!
kek SMG has TDS for GME, they goyest of boys
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>>61865378
>I see a bunch of niggers and retards using debt, how is it jewish
Ok gr8 b8 m8, I r8 it 8/8, youre hilarious anon, i forgot pretending to be retarded is the zoomer equivalent of millennial meta jokes.
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>>61865392
nah bro it worked out great for the CLFtranny i'm sure you'll be fine
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>>61865374
I agree, but I'm optimistic that all the staples will head in the direction of less/healthier processing and more sustainability. I mean people say it's goyslop but people will always by colgate and head and shoulders
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>>61865383
Sir, it is not settled. Oil hasn’t dramatically changed enough to tank inflation rates.
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>>61865234
My euro banks are green but they cratered on friday so.
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>>61865398
My theory is it's been down like 40% since January and selling has slowed so there should be a big move up but idk. Its steel. Its not going bankrupt.

But I'll probably lose 35% and panic sell
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>>61865384
Back home I had gargantuan waves, soft sand and clear water fuck me I guess
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>>61865392
I exited my steel positions because my patience with American stocks is absolutely beyond spent. Every week there is random bogging.
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OK I decided to capitulate but only if QQQ is below 599 at 9:31 tomorrow morning
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>>61865411
sell.
If you even can.
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how
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The easy gains are done, Imma buy some europeans industrials and maybe Nvidia for long term hold.
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I will confess my sins.
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>>61865423
Iphones are super gay bro
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I got a bunch of VIX calls and was thinking of dumping them at VIX. The fact that the market is so calm even tho we are at 22 tells me something may break and we see 35. I could sell half and keep half but seems greedy since they’re a 4x and are not intended to be a hedge. It’s just pure alpha. March expiry
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>>61865423
Yeah ill just buy samsung phones and stock
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>>61865427
rip in peace lil bro
back to the wagecage
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>>61865397
>implying I am a zoomer
Listen I get it, you're insecure and need to lash out at others as a mean to cope, but it's going to be okay. You can learn to become a better person boss.
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>>61865385
Pictured scenario would actually work.
In Australia an overweight guy got lost in the wilderness because his car broke down. He walked around a bit and found a pond, with some trees for shade. Sat down next to the pond and drank only water for 30 days, until a farmer dropped by and found him.
The obese guy had consumed a good part of his fat reserves and survived. He was in good health when they checked him.
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>>61865440
>people treat me retarded when I post retarded things
Shoulda taken my free economics course on youtube and you couldve spared yourself the embarrassment.
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>>61865423
>MacBook M1's are still going strong 5 years later
>MacBook m4 airs were selling for 750 dollars on Amazon during the holidays with 16gb of RAM and still didn't sell out
>iPhone air was a dud
>Apple VR was a dud
>iPad sales down 10%
>Apple watch sales down 20%
I'm honestly surprised AAPL is still performing like it's a hot new thing at this point. It hasn't had a new product category succeed in a half decade now.
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>>61865448
it wouldn't work because "people" of african descent would be disproportionately represented in the fat camp population
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I slurped some AVGO
It's going to be allright
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>>61865454
Look if you want to go around and blame the Jews for all your problems that's just retarded. You'd do better to look in the mirror and come to the revelation that it isn't the Jew who is in control of your situation, it is only yourself boss.
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can someone give me an actual reason why we are all going down across everything? ai, etfs, stocks, pm, crypto, everything. the money is going somwhere but where? like an actual reason no bullshit or le funny memes.
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>>61865461
You think we're worried about optics after installing a fatty concentration camp? Or are you suggesting everyone put inside will get murdered/eaten like cats and dogs because of that? We could always make a seperate camp for haitians
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buy rumor?
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>>61865454

Just filter the glownigger tripfag and move on.
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Why do Japanese people have toilets in their kitchen?
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WAGING ALL DAY JUST TO GET ALONG
LISTENING TO THAT HOME DEPOT SONG
BUT THE MARKET TURNS RED WHEN DAY'S BEGUN
STOCKS START DUMPIN', AND I REACH FOR MY GUN
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>>61865465
>namefag wants constant attention
Im shocked, who will feed you when I go to work though?
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>>61865470
It's getting spin cycled between 5 AI companies, of course value is getting drained out of the market by simple transaction friction and, more viscerally, a complete lack of confidence in the big movers
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>>61865305
Slurp more mother fuckers it's still red
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>>61865483
Thank you anon. This made me happy seeing this
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>AA down 8%
bruh
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well i'm fucked
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>>61865470
all your money is getting sucked into crypto you stupid faggots
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>>61865470
Cash, foreign markets, assets, debt obligations. Money that leaves isn’t automatically reinvested.
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>>61865470
>can someone give me an actual reason why we are all going down across everything? ai, etfs, stocks, pm, crypto, everything. the money is going somwhere but where? like an actual reason no bullshit or le funny memes.
Either somebody knows something or someone doesn't know something and is selling on vibes or market makers are turning down the dials on liquidity on some news or perhaps even no news and opening up the spread, or we're about to enter into a a bearish period or maybe it's a temporary correction, and possibly we could also just be seeing people want to get liquid for some unforeseen reason or they're just feeling cashy right now.
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>>61865374
> Consumer Staples

Wallmart a defensive stock has a pe of 45. Makes you wonder.
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>>61865507
COST is 53
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>>61865431
i would strongly consider selling most of them, with vvix at near 120s keeping your position is exposing you to getting fucked by a volatility mean reversion (contraction) and theta.
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>>61865475
China is open for mutually beneficial cooperation and shared prosperity
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3n4giig3-FY
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SCHIZO ASS NIGGER MARKET
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>>61865498
SMG will see an entirely red market, some dogshit coin related to a notorious shitstock pump to retard numbers, and still ask where their money went. Your money is being used as leverage to some bank faggot, fuck off now
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>>61865470
NIGGERS AND JEWS
son,
NIGGERS AND JEWS
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>>61865470
>can someone give me an actual reason why we are all going down across everything?
It is impossible to go up in a straight line forever. The market would lose all credibility. We have been going up for a long time. Now we need to go down a little so we can go up further.
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>>61865491
HARD TO BE HAPPY
WHEN STOCKS ARE CRAPPY
BULLS ARE LOOKING FLABBY
WHILE BEARS ARE GETTING SCRAPPY
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Poor MuMu bastards.
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>>61865470
Survival of the fittest
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>>61865480
Their houses are so small there's no space for a dedicated bathroom
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>>61865507
Retarded WMT investors will be so pissed when they find out selling Chink made plastic spoons is not a valuable business model.
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INTEREST IS DOWN
AND THA STOOK MARKET TOO
UR MOM SPIT ROASTED 'TWEEN
NIGGERS AND JEWS
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>>61865356
>eat it up, bitch
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FOUR
FUCKING
FIVES
AND
THE
FUCKING
MARKET
FUCKING
DIVES!
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>>61865507
Regional utilities are the only defensive stocks anymore and their PEs are not ridiculous. If I see a crash signal. I'm all in on duke, emery, AES, Edison ..etc
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>>61865434
I'll just hold, not like nuclear is going away.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WCy7ShbNcQg&list=PL_29yYX2kop0VvozxxMe0wS4o3WK7dBGJ
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>>61865554
is this real?
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it's going green today.
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>>61865536
IT'S WHEN I REALIZED IT'S ALL A GAME
BUT NOT FOR US, IT'S THOSE WE CAN NOT NAME
THE JEWS WITH THE MONEY, I FIND IT REALLY FUNNY
EVERY TIME THAT THEY'RE THE ONES TO BLAME
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It’s over bros I’ll never take 18 year girls out in a yacht and fuck them at sea due to the implication
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i'm losing big on cocoa so I'll do something silly and buy oil
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>>61865457
apple feels like it's just cruising on momentum from Jobs
he might have been a fag, but at least he knew how to create things people enjoyed
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>>61865547
Rhyme Anon...
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>>61865480
I've seen all kinds of weird setups whenever I went to Japan
>bathroom with a toilet and shower
>but no sink
>the sink is for whatever reason located next to the bed instead
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>>61865568
It's okay, I will take them out on my boat and you can fuck them vicariously through me boss.
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>>61865586
you mean like i fuck your ass while you fuck the chicks so i'm fucking them through you?
cus that's gay boss
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>>61865480
SINCE AI's DEBUT
WE'VE GOT AI IN VOO
GOT AI IN THE LOO
AND IN SPACE, TOO
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>>61865590
no you fucking retard, look up the definition of vicariously boss.
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All of this was predicted weeks ago with the japanese carry trade. Japan is going to sell all their US treasuries in the next 12-24 months because the age of the carry trade is over now that japanese bonds actually offer yields. Of course the retarded hedge funds have been leveraging the carry trade 10x, 20x, 40x and are being liquidated.
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>>61865582
>roll over from bed
>wank it on the sink
>flush it away
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bought PLTR and HOOD calls
what else do i need to become rich by end of year?
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why does my broker feel the need to stop sending me real-time updates for tickers that i trade multiple times?
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>>61865604
at last I truly see
the nipponese are way ahead of me in the gooning game
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>>61865582
Anyone that says to invest in Samsung has never used a Korean toilet. I'll take Japanese sink placement over this any day of the week.
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>>61865602
you telling me to read?
cus that's even gayer
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>>61865613
that's because the plumbing pipes not because of the toilet dipshit
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>>61865614
>Reading is gayer than fucking a man in his ass
look, fat drunk and stupid is no way to go through life boss.
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anon, I hope you slurped sub 300 GOOGL.
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>>61865627
You're on record as having had a penis in your mouth, you don't get to have opinions on what's gay or not
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>>61865606
Do your trades generate wash sales?
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>>61865470
A bit of profit taking, some money going back to europe because they're tired of the orange nig, bonds not doing great, a bit of sell the dollar, a bit of AI fear because more than half a trillion capex financed by debt was announced last weeks.
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>GME baggies getting fucked by a crypto coin with $25.2P (FUCKING KEK) market cap with their name on it
brutal, smg chads win again
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>>61865613
When I went to Seoul it stunk of literal shit 50% of the time. Frfr.
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>>61865637
yes
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Currently down just -6.7% from an absolute low of more than -11%
Luckily I have the stomach for this trade, but oof.
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>>61865376
>Remember when Trump announced the tariffs in March and everyone freaked the fuck out and it fell all the way to the bottom of EXTREME FEAR, but it wound up actually being the absolute greatest time to buy in the history of the stock market?
no shit anon, everyone knows fear is a buy signal.
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>>61865636
That's fine don't take my word for it. You can be the judge. In your expert opinion what is gayer? Reading or fucking a man in his rectum boss?
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I sold naked calls on PL and got RAPED
guess i was asking for it
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DEVIL TRIPS
AND THE MARKET
DEVIL RIPS
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>>61865655
Then they're doing you a favor
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Tony Hawk's extreme crabbing
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>>61865664
it's only gay to fuck a man's ass if you're doing it to give him pleasure
it's always gay to read because reading is for nerds and nerds are fags
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BOIL anons, check the national temp forecast for the next 2 weeks. 1 last chill is coming.
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>>61865686
I'm starting to think that's not how stocks work
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>>61865679
Now they are the best Asian nation.
How the turntables.
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why are we healing
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>>61865679
so just like Japan when it invaded them?
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>>61865664
Depends, is it a biological man? Do the nutsacks ever touch?
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wtf wtf wtf
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>>61865691
Havent you heard of the early dump morning every morning trend
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>>61865679
vgh
this is what they stole from you
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>>61865691
>>61865697
But this is the time we have our dump every day...
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>>61865688
Do you heat your home for free?
Most mutts do not
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DO NOT FALL FOR THESE PATHETIC TRICKS THIS MARKET WILL CRASH WITH NO SURVIVORS SOONER OR LITTLE BIT LATER
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>>61865653
Seoul is the cheapest port in asia
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>>61865715
I don't, and now I think I see your play now
>>61865722
true
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CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAB
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>>61865686
GRIM

https://www.cpc.ncep.noaa.gov/products/predictions/814day/
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Micronchuds our recovery is nearly complete
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>You're all pretty much fucked
>You don't know it yet, but uh
>You're the ninja generation
>No income, no job, no assets
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>>61865742
Thank you for your cervix...but yeah that CXMT thing is showing that we don't have much time left
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>>61865745
Boomers gotta boom at some point
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>>61865671
Selling options is such a wet blanket loser strategy
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>>61865691

>>61865533
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>>61865755
We need another boomer remoover like covid
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Just buy VOO idiots!!!!!
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>>61865758
i know man making an average of 5% a month isn't glamorous but it pays the bills safely
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>COST has double the PE of AMZN
Kek
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looked away for a nano second... what happend NOW?
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>Action request: Your mobile number is missing from your account profile--update today
No COF I don't think I will
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>>61865357
He controls the line doesn't he
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slurped the dip on the official millennial etf VUG
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>>61865562
>>
BUONGIORNO IMMA LOSING MA MONEY!
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>>61865788
Well I'm still red....but I believe you...
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>>61865766
they'll just make you sacrifice years of your social life to extend their own by a day or two again
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I forgot there's no flags here. Greetings from the Winter Olympics, poorfags.
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>>61865422
Ok I'm out..made $1799

Got my bag for the week. Headed to starbucks

Anyone want anything?
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>>61865790
Help in on the way
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>>61865805
Mocha frap with caramel drizzle, whipped cream, and espresso shot
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>>61865805
>Anyone want anything?
some food and water
a couple of gallons for your cutest daughter
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>>61865805
A butter croissant....
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It's over - no bongs will buy sausage rolls ever again.
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>>61865805
i'll take a petite blonde
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>>61865812
MILF
(man I love Fiat)
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>>61865824
lmao imagine eating sausage rolls
jalapeno kolache gang rise up
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>>61865824
>bong sausage rolls
for me its mr brains
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>ZZA id
Truly I'm Italian now
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>>61865841
Pretty tasty. Shame we don't have turkey twizzlers anymore.
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>>61865839
Based kolache enjoyer
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>>61865839
>sausage rolls
those are pigs in a fucking blanket retard.
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>>61865825

Left or right fren
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>the market is going to zero because AI is too good
do these jews hear themselves?
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>>61865880
They suddenly care about us goyim or something
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>bull trap followed by bear trap followed by bull trap followed by bear trap
damn crabs
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This fucking market is GAY and FAKE as FUCK
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we're...back?
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>>61865909
Back to crabban
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>>61865860
RIGHT
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>>61865930
>>61865930
>>61865930



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