Hello, /biz/-It's Elon. I'm in trouble. I turned all my stocks into cash so I could fill my Olympic sized swimming pool with it and dive into it a la Scrooge McDuck. Everything was going according to plan, but then, there was a crackpipe mishap that resulted in all the cash being lit on fire. My $850 billion dollars have been reduced to literal ashes. But I know you guys are savvy businessmen, so I could use some tips. I only have $6 dollars and 21 cents left in my bank account. How can I turn that around and make back my $850 billion?
Mars but with robots.
>>61875391If there's no movie by that name yet, there should be one.
>>61875386OP is actually elon.>use claude to code a mobile gotcha game with anime tits???850 Billion restored
Scrooge mcduck swam in gold coins
>>61875386>I only have $6 dollars and 21 cents left in my bank account. How can I turn that around and make back my $850 billion?Buy chainlink and wait 20 years.
>>61875391*sexbots
>>61875386You still have influence and till the realtors come to evict you can live in your house for months if you play your cards righr. That gives you enough time to pilgramage to the third temple wall and kiss it. Then search for the dirtiest Rabbi and beg him for a large shekel investment. He will ask for your first born son. But you planed this in advance and made him into a tranny. So the rabbi cant blood sacrifice him. Smart Elon. But now he'll want your mouth to use for 3min. This is a price youll have to take into consideration. The entire American space fleet is counting on you. Or China comes with LandSpace and takes your space margins. Since last week they can now also reuse rockets. Your monopoly is no more.
>>61875386Robots but with mars.
>>61875411I should get more familiar with Claude Code. After all, we're using it to replace all the engineers at X
>>61875420That's what I thought about doing at first, but then I saw that Family Guy where Peter was horribly injured by diving into a sea of gold coins. So I went the paper route
>>61877249Just use Gemini. It's got the most up to date database. Users gave them permission to scrape their emails after all.
>>61875386buy chainlink, put a validator on mars.
>>61875386Electric cars are extremely gay. Make cybertruk with supercharged v8
