no more mr tarriff guy edition>Some helpful links to numb the painhttps://findahelpline.com/https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/https://www.whitehouse.gov/refundshttps://jlingz.com/>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesPrevious smigger thread>>61878551
Why are we still in Biden's economy?
LOOK AT THE SPY 5 MINUTE LMAO THEY TROLLING DRUPMF WITH MCDONALDS ARCHES AHAHAHAAHAHAH
>>61879282is we finna get refunds n shiet?
so we end up red eod lol
WAR WITH IRAN WHENMY DEFENSE 'FOILO HUNGY
gib racoon gf
lol @ USAR
>>61879304been gooning to her, decent goon.
>jews already pilpuling about tariffs affects on projected rate cuts 50 more bepis?
>>61879309LOOK AT THE HONKER ON THAT JEW
>Trumps about to come out and say America is fucked
>>61879304mugging the bugs next to her
I go for lunch, and come back to WTF HAPPENDED? why did we timber me shitters.
What effect will the court ruling have on US stocks and Gold?
>>61879314she is half bug also tho.....
>>61879308>>61879314she's perfection
>>61879312its all starting to unravelALL IN PUTS
Maybe the real tariffs were the children he raped along the way.
Mister Trump please let me have this green day thank you
Trumps going to be speaking within the next hour. Looks like the market is getting spooked. That and the Iran. I should buy some oil and call it a day.
--HIGH LEVEL MARKET INFORMATION--WE ARE SEEING HIGH DEGREES OF CORRELATION ACROSS ALL SECTORS ATMTHIS SELLOFF IS LIKELY REALPUTS, NOW!
POTUS more like KWABOTUS
>>61879311>THE HONKERAHHHHHHHH EEEEEEEEE OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHKILLER TOFU
don't worry babe the market is okay
I am hold helding
>>61879338*banging on a trash can intensifies*
>>61879320this was already priced in. whatever trump is about to whine about is not however.
GET THE PUTS BEFORE ITS TOO LATE I WARNED YOUUUUUU PEOPLE
>>61879304You just know that girl gives good rimjobs. Its a shame I dont like them
>>61879338I NEED MORE ALLOWANCEYODELAY HEE HOO
buy callsif you know you know
I'm not up as bigly as I was a little while ago wtf
WE TOLD YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU PEOPLE NOT TO GET INVOLVED IN THATYOU COULDA DONE IT A LONG TIME AGOBUDDY LOOK AT APPLE COMPUTERWOAH
I cut my stake of APLD at a -23% losswhat a retarded buy
BUDDY
>>61879295do you think market makers draw those lines when they are bored?
>>61879366Yes
>>61879344>>61879352my nigs
Tell me is HIMS a good idea before earnings?
>>61879366markets too big for any one player to do that unless you believe the market is entirely rigged by one entity and all the big players are actually just a conglomerate and lying to usits just a normal pattern that happens but its funny it happened today
>2026 and there are niggers still defending trump like it’s 2016
>>61879354look at all the white people in south florida!
GAUZ
We need a small dicked chink and europoor containment board. Ukraine lost. Everyone that replies to me is a shrimpdick.
>>61879373>unless you believe the market is entirely rigged by one entityyeah, me
>>61879354how do we restore the white spirit in this country i miss this
>>61879385Agree. I short it rips. I buy it dips. I do the opposite it crabs
>>61879385you sold the bottom, didnt you
LOOK MOM ANOTHER FUCKING VEE THIS IS SO MUCH FUN WEEEEEEEEE
>>61879379That's Palm Springs CA, ackshually but your point still stands
>>61879388unironic market topmarket will fall as soon as every degen is broke and cant short the fall or buy the bottom lol
>>61879390Lol it's gonna crash dudeThere won't be any refunds or any action on tariffs that is enforcable
>>61879373>and all the big players are actually just a conglomerate and lying to usthats fact at this point no?
>>61879379>florida
INTEREST IS FLATTHA STOOK MARKET HAS DOWNSU VOOTED 4 THATU GOY NIG CLOWNS
>>61879391dont worry lower prices are coming, i promiseits always hard to stay short in a selloff remember that
>>61879312>AMERICA IS FUCKED yes folks it's true, we are bigly fucked I am giving up on this nation and fleeing to Israel, our greatest ally, I always say that
>there are multiple howard lutnicks in these threads pedantically going over tariffs as if they had any effect on anything except the consumer you guys need to get your TA act together and realize any tax + tip on the consumer is bad and everything trump does is 0.0002% of USD while the fed infinity pumps
>>61879401if that were the case there would be no stock marketyou just havent seen a bear market in a long time but every firm is out to bankrupt their competitors and youll see when things really get cutthroat
>>61879354boomers had it so easy we used to be a proper country
Is getting refunds from tariffs bullish for TSLA yes or no be honest
how's your day so far, Anonymous?
The tariff ruling was priced in
>>61879416imagine thinking there was any tariff money to refund, lmao
>>61879372Fuck that company.
Trump will die soon but i hope howard nutnigger dies in prison especially
>>61879424what about Meta
How come escorts are never attractive? Maybe I’m not paying enough but at best they are slightly above average but never attractive
>>61879416What if I told you there will be no refunds
Is UUUU still a buy or is it gonna dump further?
Any thoughts on $TSLA?
>>61879370DURANGO DOOOOUGhttps://youtu.be/H2htDOEG7Vw?si=lE5S-JpNPMkVtyvA
Oi VIX, you want to stay doun..
>>61879424As long as there are printers, there is money to refund.
>>61879431look up the escorts that only give massages and nude body rubs, those tend to be way hotter
>>61879424Sorry blud we already gave it all to blue cross
>>61879430tech is finished retardif the meta and microsoft charts arent enough to tell you that you are beyond hopeenjoy your red year and crab years as ai goes nowhere and consumers get too poor to spend
trump in 15 minutes
>>61879442this is why we own gold and ammo in this household
>>61879434>>61879416>refundsLutnick's son's company bought up all the tariff refund rights lmfao. When they say you will own nothing, they mean ithttps://www.finance.senate.gov/ranking-members-news/wyden-warren-probe-lutnick-firms-potential-conflicts-of-interest-related-to-massive-tariff-bets
>>61879448Zuckerberg literally got the green light from wall street though. If you recall, META exploded to the upside last earnings, and was only brough down by broader markets in the following weeks.
>>61879431american women are disgusting to to tokyo
>>61879416No impact, steel tariffs remain.
>>61879458zuckerberg is a fuckin faggot dude dont care about the noise look at the charts
>>61879453>>61879453The supreme Court never ruled on refundsSo its either a wash or another lawsuit that takes years
>>61879410>every firm is out to bankrupt their competitors>the competitors (picrel)>literally me, some retarded retail bobo (or mumu) in his underwear trading with retail tools meanwhile Ari and Shlomo at "competing" hedge funds both laugh their way to the bank. stop it goy, you cant fool me. this isnt my first shemitah cycle
illegal tarriffs are nothingburgers? thats really basedlove this clownmarket, unironically
>SOFI and HOOD crashed 50% in 3 monthsSomething is telling me to go all in on 3 months calls
we're closing red today aren't we
>>61879439Short till 0
c'mon Trump, just tell the SCOTUS to fuck off, and have congress cut their funding boss.
>>61879431there are tiers of hooker. a publicly advertised escort is not going to be the best. try swiping on dating apps, i've met a lot of pretty hookers on tinder (i didn't do anything babe)
>>61879440>hes got a powerful stink >and he dont like pink
>>61879475today people remember that you SELL the newsthe fuck were you retards doing buying this shit
>>61879388I doubt this is yours and probably some redd*tors portfolio. I still don't get how these people>have so much money>lose it so easilyIf I had ~$1.25m then I could make so much passively that I would never have to work again.
2 MORE MINUTES
>>61879472This was for real priced in. If they had said something one way or the other about the backup plans then that would have been important
>>61879486link?
Also there is the shit gdp print to think about
>>61879483that was the market of the last 17 yearsthe days of passive investment are over, too many retards got into markets when gamestop happenedthey are going to sell right into all you retards who did your gay dumbass dollar cost averaging into markets over the last 5 years with ALL of your net worth
>>61879489https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQX6grFcOTk
>>61879282BREAKING NEWS is hereWhat is your headline?
>>61879373You won't trick me, no amount of pointing at studies will change my mind.
BREAKING NEWS: Nothing ever happens.
>>61879498CITIZENS IN UPROAR OVER CHILD SEX TRAFFICKING ON NEWS OF DOW PLUMMETING BELOW 50K!
Riddle me thisIf it takes one year for the supreme court to rule on this, can't Trump just find another obscure law from the 19th century to justify the tariffs and we will be good for another year?
>>61879475not just red or blood red but violet. circuit breaker right before the market closes. iran strike over the weekend and another circuit breaker once the market opens on monday.
Comon crash
>>61879497*crickets*
>>61879500
>>61879475> 19 pbtid> immediately bites bobo baitholy smokes
dude i really gotta go somewhere before 4:30 today this is fucked
THIS is what Trump looks like after the liberal SCOTUS STOLE the TARIFFS and FORCED him to TRANSITION
>>61879504RUMORS CLAIM THAT THE CEO OF DOW, DOW JONES, ONE OF EPSTEIN'S BIGGEST CLIENTS
>>61879505why would you want the tariffs?
I don’t feel so good WEN bros
>>61879505thats why the markets dont really care about this
>>61879519it's makes people mad
WHERE IS THIS LATE RETARD
>>61879505The tariffs were just there to make money from BRICS while they get bailed out over the past couple years. Now it's America's turn to get bailed out so they're not needed anymore.
ASTS DUUUUUMPS ON POSSIBILITY OF ALIEN TECHNOLOGY BEING RELEASED TO THE PUBLIC BY ORDER OF DONALD J TRUMP
>>61879531has he ever been on time?
>>61879335>Trumps going to be speaking within the next hour. Looks like the market is getting spooked. That and the Iran. I should buy some oil and call it a day.source?
>>61879519I want my countrymen to be forced to buy domestically, because poor fags will always go temu otherwise
>>61879517Zamn, Blumpf looks like THAT?
Jen Sucky?
>chatgpt what the fuck should I do about the tariffs?>your daily free quota has expired, please wait 7 more minutes for more free requests or subscribe to chatgpt plusthe REAL reason for the delay
>>61879545its called the FREE market you tranny, I want to buy where ever I want from, not be forced by some MIGA party to buy from them
this fat nigga having a heart attack in the back room or what
>>61879550Kek and nobody is gonna pay for it
>>61879555trips of truth
THE LIGHTS WENT OUT AND THE MARKET DUMPED LMAO
>>61879545lol
>>61879550@grok is this true
>>61879555Don't you dare compare our Leader to those apes boss.
Spooky lighting nowThey don't want to see bruising on Trump
>>61879549>Jen Sucky?more like Strictly Dan Stuckiehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59nVDEDcn8A
BREAKING NEWSBREAKING NEWSTHE LIGHTING HAS CHANGED!
>>61879553You will be free to buy overpriced temu, brown-sama.
>>61879567wtf how do we profit from this?
>>61879545Pussy
Holy who is that Asian milk on stage
>>61879564https://youtube.com/watch?v=FWkJ86JqlPA
I'm just so tired of this retarded tangerine
>>61879580AAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
>>61879564EVIL VIBES
>>61879573
>>61879498>that picMakes me want to play BA again. I think once I finish reading through arknight's main story I think I'll catch back up with Blue Archive
>>61879580i bet it really says that but in some kind of invisible ink that only the jews can see
>>61879373No one is manipulating the market silly, its a sentient being, its "manipulating" itself. The McDonald's patern is just her waving hello.
what if he's just going to announce the iranian war and no words on tariffs
There's still a little time to sell.
>anyone else see the MCD golden arches on the SPY 1 min chart? im going all in (on a big mac)
Very good, but can Clarence Thomas enforce his decision to remove the tariffs?Hitler didn't allow any dissent after getting voted in.
Guys I'm actually getting spooked why do they have the lights down
Time for Netanyahu to step in and save the day
>>61879607
>>61879601they gave us a nice bounce to sell into honestly im taking advantage of it
>>61879414Right. Put $100 in a savings account get $10 back every year
ah yes we are close again
It's time
>>61879607The Northern Italy Cave Jews have very sensitive eyes. This is probably for their benefit boss.
this trump nigger straight running on colored people time
Wtf is taking him so longHe probably getting info on some obscure law
>>61879601I'm not selling. I'm just not. I trust in market-chan
>>61879619in honor of black history month
>>61879619The ankle hiding specialist is waiting on another roll of duct tape.
>>61879615> silver baggie still seethinglmao
>>61879625old people just take fucking forever
>>61879630im 60$ away from being a baggie
This deadass feels like he's about to announce war
>2 minute warningAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>61879635im expecting just a lot of old man jibba jabba and whining
So nothing really does ever happenJust like my memes
klarnabros we stinky
>>61879635A war on POOR people TOTAL POOR DEATH
FUCK I JUST REALIZED ITS TAKING SO LONG BECAUSE THERES PROBABLY SOME GAY POLYMARKET SHIT GOING ON OR MARKET MANIPULATION
>>61879635>Mr. Beast takes the podium
>>61879642kek
What have you guys got for Show & Sneed?
>>61879638He is about to arrest all of scouts for treason
>>61879642>Sir, a 3rd $Trump coin has hit the Whitehouse
>>61879635iran is gonna pay for tariffs
OK ALL BITCOIN SHORTS ARE LOADED AND IN PLACE, TIME TO START THE PRESSER
>>61879642yep
>>61879329It was for a good cause.
kill all judges for donald
100% the thread theme for this fuck ass meeting>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_IGDM2PvO0
IM SURPRISED NO ONE HAS AUDIBLY RIPPED ASS IN THAT ROOM YET
>>61879659>just now
Puts
>drumpf crashing the market on a FridayI’m so exhausted
>>61879664i'm suprised no one has gotten up and left
>>61879663
>>61879671THEY CANT LEAVE NOT YET I WANNA HEAR ONE OF THESE BITCHES FART
>>61879431If you're truly hot you don't need to sell your (physical) body. You can make money selling your (digital) body to simps and gooners or rotate through rich boyfriends. It's only mid clicks that have to sell actual sex.
>>61879602I fucked up on that. I went for Mc Ds and lost $400. It's now $0
>>61879342you really know how to put my mind at ease babe
is this guy fking being real we have been here for like 45 minutes
>>61879677yeah but thats an actual job you have to try atits pretty easy to put on slut clothes and walk down the street and have 50 dicks lined up
I'm gonna buy and wig and kneepads.
>started streaming 2 hours ago
>yfw trump declares war on Iran
>>61879681First time?
>>61879681>claude, find ALL ways I can impose tariffs, make NO mistakes>Thinking...>Thinking...>Thinking...
>>61879681I voted for this
>>61879681Please understand. He has a LOT to sell.
>>61879684DO IT YOU LITTLE SISSY DICK SUCKER YOU KNOW YOU WANNA
>>61879689at least powell comes out in an ordinally fashion
>>61879686>All stations>Lawnmower airbourne in the south lawn
UNLEASH the Smackdown on Persia!!!!
TIME TO DUMP
here he is
fuck here we go
DADDY
DUMP IT
He's actually malding wtfDidn't they say just pass it as a law in congress
what the fuck is he saying
what a fucking mess, and holy fuck I cant look a Lutnick like this
blud sounds out of breath.
>>61879709he just showed up 45 minutes to reeeeee about nigger faggots cock blocking him
OLD MAN JIBBA JABBA >I WON WITH ALL TEH VOTES BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH
this just in the markets do not care
2 Big 2 Rig babe!!!
he sounds unironically sad
>>61879717CONGRATULATIONS ON MARKING THE START OF THE DUMP
Trump asked Grok to roast the judges who voted against the tariffs
he's lost the narrative
>>61879282Man oh man, I think we're due for another correction. This isn't sustainable, right?fuck captchas and fuck sper.us and emcldotio [sic]This site is dying
Just put the green candles in the bag bro
"I wanted to be a good goy..."
Comon crash fucker
Trump is such a fucking moron!
What a mess. Pure chaos.
>i want to be a good boyclip it
HEWUZAGUDBOIHEDINDUNUFFIN
> TRUMP: COUNTRIES WON'T BE DANCING FOR LONGhe meant foreign countries, right?
tf is he saying the S&P has not yet broken 7k at any point
dow is fifty thousand
>>61879726use log chart
He said the Line babe!!1 50000!!!
BIG ONES
c'mon Leader, say something about Mutant Salmon.
>tariffs are bearish>market pumps for 8 months straight>removing tariffs are bullish>duuuuuuuumps
>>61879740um you are retard disable your investing accounts immediately you dont even know where the stock market is
>>61879740it did for like an hour back on the 28th
>>61879747Look up what priced in means
>>61879726unironically zoom in
WHEN I WAS
Common den, nuke Iran innit
35 MILLION LIVES8 WARS
This is sad. Can a nurse come out and escorted him to the cafeteria for a covered supper?
OOF
>>61879306Buy the dip. The Government didn’t stop giving it $1.6b
We warned you mutts about this retarded orange migger. We told you dawg. (x900000000000)
When did Shit and Piss 500 broke 7k?
donnie no...
I'M ALLOWED TO DESTROY THE COUNTRY
>>61879770Jan 28
THE TARIFF ARC IS OVERWE'RE ON THE EMBARGO ARC NOW BOYS
wtf bros? am I gay or is Pam Bondi actually a good looking woman?
imagine your grandpa talks like at at the family dinner tableno one would let this slide
so looks like we went from threatening a tariff to threatening an embargo. lmfao
I thinks he’s gonna cry. NO CRYING IN THE CASINO DONNIE. Remember that one…
Yeah I'm not looking
>I WILL EMBARGO THE EUit's trumpover
>>61879770
>>61879777I would let her tie me up and whip me while talking to me like a democrat boss.
>>61879740it only ever did in premarket
"now I'm gonna....go and destroy all the countries or something"
>>61879781He is saying he could, but he won't. Just mad he can't tarriff.
>I'm very good at reading language
Invade Iran already
this person is not fit to run a lemonade stand, let alone a country
>Captain, we cannot decipher what this species is talking about
whats bro yapping about
"tarrifs...and even more tarrifs...and I can.,,.think of that, ...tarrifs"
Release the alien epstein files donny!
>if only you knew how bad things really are
Why doesn't Donald simply have Congress do his tariffs for him? Delegate, man. It's what business men are supposed to be good at.
>>61879800He'll do it tomorrow
link to retard man?
MILLIONSOFVICTORIESfrankly
>>61879822https://www.pbs.org/newshour/politics/watch-live-trump-holds-news-conference-after-supreme-court-strikes-down-his-global-tariffs
>>61879822https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQX6grFcOTk
JUST STOP TALKING
>>61879826>MILLIONS OF VsTrue
We're gonna dump eod, remember options expiry
BUY PALANTIR
EXTRA 10% GLOBAL TARIFF
PUTS, NOW!!!!
>>61879814>business menHe larped as one on TV. Ironically he is now genuinely loaded after fleecing the marks with his crypto shit and ''''''''donations'''''''''''''.
10% GLOBAL TARIFFS
10% global tariffs???
AAAAAAAA SELL
YEA BABY 10% GLOBAL TARRIF LETS GOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OVER&ABOVE(IT'S)
markets really don't give it a shit
so uhh no tariffs but yes more tariffsokit was priced in right?
Don't let this speech distract you from the fact that ORCL is shitting itself and down 5% today again
>>61879859>it was priced in right?Always.
thank you for your attention to this matterabsolute legend babe
> it was priced in
Lol more tariffs
>>61879852>>61879853i started stroking immediately
Fuckin hilarious. Don't get your way so hurt the people more that will show scotus
>>61879849>>61879852>>61879853>>61879855Like through congress or is he just going to ignore the supreme court?
>>61879868yo me too!
>>61879851>He larped as one on TV.Every once in a while I am reminded that there are kids here who had genuinely never heard of Donald Trump before The Apprentice.
another 689 retest before we dump for the day
>>61879855isn't a 10% global tariff already in place?
>>61879875>>61879875>>61879875
Ack wheres my google in at 295
>enjoy your glyphosate and extra 10% tariff
>>61879871"No need to already approved"Lol
>the longer he talks the more international pumps
>president i'd love to kiss you
>>61879871>will you ask congress to implement tariffs?>I don't need to, its already been approved
>>61879879I would think not, wait to see the reaction next. I don't people thought any tariffs would continue
>>61879869don't see your point? the supreme court basically enacted this new 10% tariff by their actions. They did this.
>>61879871well the supreme court ruled against tariffs and that means tariffing literally everyone is approvedeither that or embargos chud
trump talking about kissing men
>>61879893You're wrong you haven't been reading financial news closely enough
They all want to kiss me. Im the best kisser.
everyone with any sense knew the tariff thing was a nothingburger, Trump has a dozen ways to put them back up, who cares
>>61879785lmao do it Don faggot, I'll just filter out Google Ads and Kikebook Ads at root ISP level. Let's see how your precious DowSP500Daq does after losing 33% of their revenue the very next day.
WMT
>>61879925prove it faggotlet's have a kiss off
HGRAF is out of control
>>61879892
>>61879938The issue is that now it has to go through other laws and agencies under the executive branch. This could mean more concessions for things like autos and basedbeans but the real problem is we're back to 6 months ago, no one fucking knows how this will all go in practice.
Guys, the dollar is depreciating on foreign exchange markets. What do we do?
>>61879884I accidentally bought a bunch of Canadian mining companies. Hard to tell where it is headquartered thanks to NAFTA. All mines are in USA and Mexico? Management is in Canada. WTF! Thanks Trump. Normally I like it when things go your way Donnie. But not this time.
>>61879308>>61879304>>61879323>>61879350She's only 18 you sick fucks
