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the Calm before the War edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners: so you feel like in the movies
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

Previous thread: >>61905800
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This just like how the Russian invasion started in late 2021
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blessed be the baker and his bread
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Thank you OP
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BABA and YINN
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>stopped buying Coke and Pepsi last year because they're American
>missed them but stood by my convictions
>tried a local cola for the first time yesterday
>tastes exactly the same as Coke and is half the price
Jackpot! When was the last time you discovered a good product and what was it anons?
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>>61906633
I recently moved from FL to TN and the most surprising thing was that everywhere here, and I mean fucking everywhere has mexican soda. I cant go back to corn syrup now. I am ruined.
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>>61906633
It does not taste "exactly" like coke you've just forgotten how coke tastes
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>>61906633
You should try to stop being a fat ass.
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Best dividends to get into now?
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You should all buy Blackrock as a long term hold. The boomers are dying and the zoomers and basedlennials are broke, so blackrock is going to gobble up the entire market and people will spend the rest of the century living in feudalism 2.0
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>>61906657
MO or UI
alternatively, and unironically SCHD
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DEVIL
QUADS
AND
THE
MARKET
DEVIL
EXPLAUDS
GREEN
BUY
DAVE
GRRR
AND
IREEN
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>>61906633
Pls dont abuse your body any further babe, you know i love you and i'd hate to see you become a fatty
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>>61906633
blasphemny
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>down .43%

I am financially ruined
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>>61906657
>Best dividends to get into now?
KMB. 5% leak proof divvies.
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>soxl surges last week on nonsensical ruling and trump tariff hike..fucks my puts

>Soxl dumps excellent nvda earnings..fucks my calls

I hate niggers

Who is responsible for this
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>>61906663
Counterpoint: everyone starts starving before feudalism sets in, and we lynch everyone in blackrock instead.
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>>61906657
Im thinking of just soldeding every leverage minor position I have and dumping it in AGNC and not look at my female broker for a year.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-zo6XCbp_F4
stocks for this feel? Petrobras does not quite fit
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How do I invest in K-pop?
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>>61906666
WITNESS ME SMIGGERS

WITNESS ME
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Tippi Hedren - /smg/
brids - every known market forever
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>>61906704
Samsung
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>>61906708
I witness it but I just want to know how the market will explaud
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I boughted
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>>61906723
I noticed. I dropped 2% in 5 minutes.
well done. fuck you.
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>>61906704
Samsung and EWY
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We're reaching levels of it is what it is that shouldn't even be possible
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>>61906609
Where do you live that 3k is enough
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>>61906762
If you limit your amount of debt, its pretty easy outside of CA and NY
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market dumps but korea computer absolutely refuses
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>>61906688
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>>61906770
What debt im just positive i can only get under 5 if I live like a nigger with a roommate
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>>61906762
if you own a house you can easily live off 3k
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>>61906774
Worst korea best investment
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>>61906778
Just own a paid off home. Property taxes in the Midwest are practically nothing and if you're willing to get your knees a little skinned you can fix almost anything yourself.
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>>61906663
isn't most of black rocks capital boomer money?
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>>61906774
my YINN is down 10% in a fucking day. im getting slaughtered for absolutely no fucking reason.
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>>61906778
You should take a look at your expenses. Or considering moving. While you are at it, you may want to considering your usage of punctuation as well.
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>>61906793
I own paid off homes in 3rd world shitholes with extremely low liquidity I cant live there
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You know, maybe it's a good thing that one company has so much power in stonk market
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>>61906808
Shut up Will
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What do we think of oil tickers such as XOM, PBR, or NRGU? Another leg up imminent or just painful spill?
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>>61906808
>fresh prince
>808
Please expound on this, my African American friend.
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>>61906793
Unless you own land in premium districts of premium cities (can get away with apartment units if it's heavily zoned historical area), your residence is a liability.
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KEK IT'S SO OVER AGAIn
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Guys I just bought 2 paintings for respectively 300€ and 400€
what am I in for?
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HOLY SHIT BROS A BUBBLE JUST FLOATED OVER MY HEAD. I'M GONNA POP IT.
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>>61906657
New Hope inc
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>>61906824
Why would you do this?
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why does smg dislike low days?
just better days to accumulate cheaper shares
or are you all traders?
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>>61906824

if it's not NFT; it's worthless

How did they manage to make a captcha worse than the stars?
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>>61906843
I like em I get to buy things I've been waiting to buy
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>>61906855
what did you buyed anon?
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>>61906800
>>61906632
should i dump 10k into YINN? or is it gonna continue the dump
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>>61906859
Google
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>Iran is rushing to export oil amid surging tensions with the US:

>Iranian crude exports jumped +200% MoM, to 20 million barrels between February 15-20.

>This is equivalent to over 3 million barrels per day, far above Iran's usual daily exports.

>US SEEKS FOR IRAN TO DESTROY ITS THREE MAIN NUCLEAR SITES

>US ASKS IRAN TO DELIVER REMAINING ENRICHED URANIUM TO US

>NVDA's stock is falling b/c it needed to clear an options wall of ~$200/shr. So, given A LOT of folks were long calls into the print, & it didn't clear $200, brokers are selling stock to reverse sold calls. It's that simple. This isn't fundamentals. It's market mechanics.
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>>61906843
They're all jumpy retards on margin.

Well good news spastics, the local bottom is in.
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>>61906859
Iren and BMNR
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fill in the blank

we will remain rangebound until _________
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uhs -11%
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why down?
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>nvidia down 3% and people saying it's over

You people are faggots if you don't buy the dip. No one will fucking care about this tomorrow except the retards who sold
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>>61906882
Until I get a gf
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>>61906888
Trips of truth
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Slurped up some more energy because I CAN NOT GET ENOUGH
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>>61906867
>Destroy your sites and gives us all your uranium
Lol what the fuck. No way Iran agrees to this, surely there is more honor in being bombed to ruins than cucking like that.
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EVERY SINGLE thursday there is a gigantic dump followed by a slight recovery on friday. am I tripping out here? is this another of these jane street kind of jewish tricks?
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>>61906762
Biweekly
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>>61906897
so, forever?
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>>61906904
Or We are just bluffing and hoping they accept it.


Personally I think it's a bluff. Israel will hit first again and we will just watch.
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>>61906888
Their pivot into CPUs is sus. How are they going to develop a better chip than AMD or Intel before the AI buildouts are almost all handled? Then fab it at scale with good margins? They're punching themselves in the dick instead of continuing to dominate their core vertical.
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Billions of calls must die
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>>61906888
I boughted one (1) share. I now have 44 shares.
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alright which mag7 do we slurp when it's over
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UP DOWN UP DOWN UP DOWN
Jesus Christ just pick a direction SPYs at the exact same place it was three months ago
At this point I'm ready to just say 'its a fucking pattern' and blow all my money on calls right now because tomorrow it's gonna be +1% or something before dropping right back -1% on Monday.
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>>61906936
it's jewish algos all the way down
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>>61906922

What a dumb take trying to make yourself sound smart. They are a huge company.

That's like saying Ford shouldn't of started Bridge-ford and should focus on cars and not charcoal despites both being profitable
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>>61906657
I'm debating filling my roth ira with long term corporate bonds. 5.7% is insane and would be some nice income
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>>61906936
Be the change you want to see in the derivates market
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>>61906922
They stole ARMs designs and dumped them so they're doing it on their own. They've had APUs before anyways
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>>61906936
I’m gonna need you to sell your positions so that the rest of us can moon
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UI is green
I am saved
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I will not be dumped on by this effete limp dicked dump.you don’t even know my real name .
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>>61906862
its heeming me hard. i zoomed out and its got a long way to bottom out, but this downward move is so insanely much relatively.
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The crabbing of the Nasdaq and its consequences have been a disaster for my gains.

Really starting to think there's not going to be a big crash at this point. Just a stagnant waste of time all around until some new development gets the tech sector going again.
>Nah bro, we're at the edge of a cliff!
More like comfortably cruising along the edge of a cliff looking for a bridge. BORING.
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>>61906688
>Who is responsible for this
bro chill with the antisemitism
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Buy in now. Here comes the end-of-day rally.
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>>61906912
Do exclusivity deals with working girls count?
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>>61906936
look at korea computer
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>>61907002
I want to say it has to be a female side hustle investment to count, but I may be wrong.
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>>61906980
Korea stocks are right there cum samida shei shei
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>>61906868
Boy did I call the bottom (yet again) or what?
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>>61906980
probably this.

infact, I can even imagine the CIA recruiting accountants in every American corporation to give them notice if company is looking weak, and then instructions on how to cook the books to keep this $39 trillion debt machine alive
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>>61907009
You did and I NOTICED. Good work identifying the bottom (of today, anyway).
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>>61907009
1:30 pm is always the local bottom. Post-lunch buying spree is like clockwork.
I have personally complained to Mr. John Nasdaq to shorten the lunch period to 30 minutes but I have not heard anything back.
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90% ewy is the spy of this year
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>>61907032
im going 100% after today
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>>61907032
Holy niggershit 45% YTD
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>>61906936
>SPYs at the exact same place it was three months ago
divvy chads win again
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>>61907009
But but What happened to the paradigm shift? The vague technical bearish talk? The doomers who's swore it was all over an hour ago?

I readjusted my entire portfolio based on these anonymous noble wise men who came here to stop all sorts of insider tips.

You mean they were wrong?
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>>61907038
Its literally just samsung
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>>61906936
then sell the OTM calls yourself and make bank on spy not going up?
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>>61907032
Does it come with currency risk?
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>>61907059
And SK Hynix. Still, though
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>panicked buy 25 shares of NVDA because FOMO before earnings reports
>still went down because the market is lame and gay
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>>61906733
This anon gets it. Buy EWY. It’s basically 50% SK Hynix and Samsung and the rest is kpop
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Wanna buy Samsung but I can't
Can i just buy Micron instead?
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>>61907093
Did you not look at the 3mo chart before buying or did you just blindly FOMO?
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>>61907093
I'm glad i was priced out yesterday, because i almost did the same
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>>61907100
thanks king <3
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>they can’t even tamp metals that good on a down market day
Really noggles the noodle
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>>61906599
I have 750 shares of HGRAF mostly acquired around $2. Is this the next moon mission?
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>>61907111
That’s why I bought minors
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>>61906632
Fucking baba I'm down 17%
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>>61907102
you can buy korea index, it's basically samsung
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>>61907129
EWY = Kpop index (samgsung)
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>>61907102
EWY
Its like 70% samsung
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>>61907102
Buy S eM H
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I'm recovering but still currently BTFO
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>>61907144
Same. I think I will just hold all my positions until Friday.
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>>61907135
It's like 35% samsung and branches, 20% hynix, 10% hyundai and branches. Some woori financial group which was mooning for a bit etc
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>>61907114
Yes $20+ by the summer.
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>>61907093
You had all afternoon yesterday post-market and today's premarket till around 9:20am to get out flat
you didn't listen
you never do
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>>61906599
I can smell my nuts through my jeans
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>needing to smell a hot woman's asshole

buy (female) natural gas
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>>61907129
>>61907135
>>61907142
EWY looks good
Thanks
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>>61907150
I dont give half a shit about worst korea except for how much silver they are buying. They might as well be 200% Samsung for all I care.
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>XOM
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AVGO option volume at this time yesterday
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New potential partner evaluating HGRAF for super capacitors. The competition has an inferior methane cracking process.

https://www.cjonline.com/press-release/story/32035/corporate-universe-inc-announces-working-on-graphene-from-two-gas-sourced-manufacturers-in-energy-storage-solutions/
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>>61907161
AVGO option volume right now
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How do we think the power hour is going to go? Im thinking NVDA bounces back $5 a share
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>>61907163
penny stock homo
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>>61907177
Won't be a penny stock soon. Just watch.
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>>61907163
On one hand it's 4x'd since it started being shilled here last year
On the other hand the CEO used to shill dildos online and the CFO I think it was was arguing with literally whos on Twitter and posting speculative AI articles about the company and tagging glowies in his posts
Don't know what to make of this company
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>>61907163
I am down 70% on the pot penny stock recommended here, UGRO. The post sounded a lot like this. That said I am still holding it
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>>61907167
>>61907161
Does this mean that people are expecting a rocket ship up?
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>>61907157
>buying an index with daily RSI sitting at almost 80
Let's pray for anon
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Pretty tired of my family that only knows how to make money with wages and doesnt trust these charts and reached 50+ without a single stock living by the paycheck
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>>61907156
Bullish on this
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>>61907187
They hired a new CFO last week. The board and C suite are being shaken up for the NASDAQ listing. Going from penny stock boondoggle to megacap darling.

https://www.globenewswire.com/news-release/2026/02/23/3242696/0/en/HydroGraph-Appoints-John-Neale-as-Chief-Financial-Officer.html
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>>61907167
I have no idea what your obscure numbers mean am already eyeing a swing as long as this hourly closes above 315.17
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>>61907194
No idea what that means, I see line go up I buy
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>>61907208
Do not.
The IV decay will fuck you even if the price does nothing.
I warn you.
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Just a casual 50% V
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TRIPS
WE
RIPS
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>>61907194
Last time it even dipped under 70 it barely dropped in price and then went back up to 80 it really doesn't matter
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based
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>>61907156
Where can I redeem?
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>>61907119
Baba is pretty frustrating, all of the AI and ecommerce downside with none of the upside.
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>>61907236
wagies btfo
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>>61907244
>He bought a Chinese stock
>it wasn't GCT

I'm LMAO'ing at your life. Lol.
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>>61907234
Past performance does not indicate future results.
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WSB has caught win of HGRAF now...
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>>61907236
thanks, i hate it
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>>61907190
>>61907208
imo the only relevant number I can see is 1M in puts written today, pretty miniscule bullish bets

however it is for you personally to surmise the portion of calls that are bullish bets vs. upside insurance, and vice versa for puts
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>>61907252
lol, was that swiftieroach?
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Can anyone comment on this pattern? What does this look like?
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>>61907105
I thought the earnings report will finally break out the stock going sideways since nvidia never misses its earnings. Wtf does the market want at this point.
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>>61907236
Good. Those wagies were acting a little too happy about working for a fast food chain.
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>>61907272
Past performance.
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>>61907195
:(( i know that feel babe. tried to convince them but it doesn't reach their brain. they fear sovereignty
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>>61907252
>chinese microcap
No thanks. Ironically, my best performers are the jap megacorps that I bought as safe boring investments.
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EWY marines feelin rich RN FR FR
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>>61907272
spoon feed me
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>>61907295
Anybody buying the EWY chart here deserves to get completely BTFO boss.
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>>61907272
Looks like a long nosed merchant boss.
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>>61907216
Based buy high enjoyer.
Don’t forget to sell low to lock in $$$.
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>>61906682
kmb chads rise up
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>>61907236
say the word wagie
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>>61907258
we love reddit don't we folks
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>>61907297
No I'm asking, is it a massive bear flag or is it the pennant I drew? Or would you just nope the fuck out of seeing a chart like that?
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>>61907281
If your best hope is it repeats the past then you're at best in for another 15 years holding flat, just like it always does, silver baggie.
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>>61907272
It has trade the highlighted zone on whatever time frame is that, then either reject or continue higher.
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>>61907298
Boss dont come in here saying negative things ok Boss
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>>61907163
I used to work on the R&D of carbon based supercapicitors. It's a meme
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Where can you trade just samsung?
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My DAVE doing a lil smth

I am horny for earnings on Tuesday
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>>61907277
>Wtf does the market want at this point.
You dont want to know....
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>>61907323
I bought a share for a bookmark, sell me on what they do.
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>>61907316
No I'm completely positive that anybody buying an index that has already run up 200% in 6 months deserves to get BTFO boss.
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Shill me copper, manganese, and gold stocks
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>>61907249
>new and improved wage cage 9001, now with AI guardrails for your wagie.
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>>61907114
You should have invested in GAUZ, that's thevreal next thing. Hgraf is shady
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>>61907332
ez
PMs are needed for electronics. computers are everything. so everything needs PMs
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>>61907332
I recommend COPX, feel like rotation into has not started yet
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>>61907313
It's gold, I don't touch silver.
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Can anyone recommend some good REIT’s?
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>>61907329
Ok boss but don't kill moral vibes
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>>61907216
Based, RSI 80 means that it will make you a lot of money. For example, Nasdaq Composite is at RSI 5 and it never does anything, only beta bitches hold that. The bigger the RSI the better.
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So is it time to take that nvda slurp or will it do this same shit tomorrow
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>>61907342
I'm kinda happy with realty income babe
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>>61907339
COPX is good.
This is my list.
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>>61907326
They are an online banking service that requires a monthly membership fee.

They offer pay day loans up to $500 for about $15 a pop, no late fees and only 2% delinquency rates lower than credit cards.

2 Bullshit lawsuits by DOJ & Baltimore are supplying the value right now, but they released preliminary earning results a couple weeks ago and it looks like they have double beat and then some.

Analysts have been recently repricing this one for $300. Get off at $250 if you're not convinced.
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>>61907351
>>61907339
I just sold all my copper, because you guy are buying
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I kind of want to sell MU to buy SK Hynix & Samsung. Should i do it?
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>>61907339
Copper is really high now, rotation is def over.

Also some economic downturn and it'll nose dive, you might need to hold for a few years
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>>61907351
Copx. SLV, PAAS, some GLD but small amounts would be a good port
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I went to steal a bottle of Mucinex last week from CVS and some gay AI system literally didn't open the door for me today.

I played it off pretending like I was just brain fogged but I knew what I was doing. Guess I was pissed I didn't want to pay $27 for it
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>>61907357
God it feels good to be early on something. I bought both a year ago.
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>>61907353
So payday loan or Indian Special but online?
What makes it different from Klarna? how do they keep their customers from defaulting?
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>>61907358
its mainly an exposure play for me acts as diversification. irrelevant short term price action for me.
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>>61907355
I'm thinking the same. As soon as there's people shilling here it's a matter of time before institutions rotate out.
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>>61907355
>>61907369
I suggest to sell I agree with you guys.
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>>61907355
>>61907369
Ive been im PMs the whole time.
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>>61907357
Yes, you got nothing to lose
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>>61907364
Man I only have money to buy shit now and am only getting more later it is what it is
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>>61907377
Where do you buy just samsung and hynix not tied to the etf though?
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>>61907363
> he didn't wear his face diaper to do negro shit
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>>61907375
Copper is not a pm
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>>61907310
It looks like silver which I've bet my life on
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>>61907386
Silver is just a better copper
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Is there anything that hasn't 2-3x'd or more in the last year? Every single ticker that gets mentioned here is already up bigly
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>>61907365
Smigger ask an AI if you ain't finna do research, its free money. A $300 stock for $180.

Customers like having a $500 overdraft they can access for $15 and endeavour to pay it off to have access to that money again.

Dave also offers financial advisors and a debit card with cashback and rewards. The poors love it and with the coming vibecession there's going to be a whole lot of poors.
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>>61907364
>>61907377
I already have SK Hynix & Samsung. Im thinking about fully exiting MU and going full into those two
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>>61907396
That doesnt answer my Klarna question
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im here to shill VUZIX again
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MERCURY JUST ENTERED RETROGRADE
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>>61907409
Sir, this is a Wendy's
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>>61907409
Its fine, we have a waning lunar cycle right now. It will dump after 3/3 then we look for the ides.
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>>61907404
Its very different to Klarna, for one DAVE makes money and is a good business model.
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>>61907409
Thanks, I forgot to harvest my pineal glands.
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>>61907272
based
is that gold or silver
looks like gold though
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>>61907416
Payday loans work, until they dont.
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i've never slurped before, how do i do it?
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>>61907409
dont bother me with such pointless planets
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>>61907423
When you think it will collapse and cause the market as a whole to collapse, you buy
When you think it will just go for another 100% before close, you sell.

its that shrimple.
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>>61907355
thanks for selling
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>>61907423
you just buy local dips and never sell. one day you will be wealthy. simple as.
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>>61907423
Buy GRRR & DAVE & IREN

>>61907420
Have some AI slop, its all you are worth.

Dave's business model is considered strong due to its high-velocity micro-lending engine, extremely low customer acquisition costs (CAC), and proprietary AI underwriting that drives software-like margins. As of early 2026, the company has transitioned from a niche "overdraft protection" app into a highly profitable neobank, reporting a record $150.73 million in revenue for Q3 2025 (a 63% year-over-year increase).
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Bought duolingo a few days ago to gamble earnings. Should I just sell now while I'm still ahead
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Am I too late to get in on SNDK?
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>>61907432
>Dave's business model is considered strong due to its high-velocity micro-lending engine, extremely low customer acquisition costs (CAC), and proprietary AI underwriting that drives software-like margin
so its a ponzi scheme, I see.
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>>61907432
How does DAVE protect itself from browns and other poors just going "lol I ain't paying that shit"?
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>>61907433
Yeah, everyone who was using it got deported boss.
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>>61907432
Based Iren rest is trash
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bros i think we hit reverse circuit breakers after hours yesterday. It was going up too much too quickly, so they had to shut it down immediately. plus, they had to btfo bobos who just closed their shorts for the lols.
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>>61907435
Yes. Jan or last year was the get in price.
Fucked now kid.
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>>61907442
Funny but true hhahahahahah
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>>61907423
just slurp it
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>>61907442
My strategy for years has been to do the opposite as you. Works on /sp/ too
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>>61907441
>>61907439
Because it uses a monthly membership fee to filter goldfish brains and an AI that scans your bank statements to suss out the bad debtors.

I have spoonfed y'all smiggers enough, DAVE will rocket 25% on Tuesday.
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>>61907460
I was going to go check on their legal language, but man...you cant beat that SEO. I guess im buying
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>>61907457
>Works on /sp/ too
Are there gambling threads over there?
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You guys ever think about how the value of your portfolio depends on the decisions of executives, who are humans and therefore stupid?
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>>61907469
/bet/ has been a thing there forever
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>>61907478
I had no idea. I just shitpost in /nfl/ during football season.
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>>61907474
I'm working on my MBA so I can be one of those
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>>61907474
No.
Everyone is stupid but me, therefore I am efficiently allocating capital to companies that are the most productive and efficient by reflecting the price of the business that the stupid people are buying and selling so I can manipulate the price of an asset and fleece the general populace out of their money.
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finally pay day tomorrow imma finna dump some more fiat monkey money into the markets
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>>61907423
waiting for a big red dildo bar and just retardbuying at the end of the day seems to be ideal
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>>61906657
MIDSTREAMERS AND CHEMICAL COMPANIES

PAA, AM, WMB, LYB, HUN
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>nvidia literally crabbing

Fucking shut this nigger market down already
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>>61907496
This nigga actually looking at 3 minute charts
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>>61907411
We should all be Wendys [spoiler] shareholders [/spoiler]
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>>61907496
Should've invested in a big, strong, hairy and very Greek construction company
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>Oracle has a debt-to-equity ratio of 328.3%
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>>61907512
Based
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>>61907517
Oracle is backed by Israel so it can't fail
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>>61907517
Who boughted this at 340
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>>61907517
i keep telling anyone thinking of buying this piece of shit that they have too much debt
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>VZLA starting its moon mission and I own 2000 (two thousand) shares
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>>61907500
Yeah...Hottest stock the last 3 years suddenly it's trading like clevland cliffs

I am an options traders. I need volatility
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>>61907501
uhh anon...
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fuck i was just about to buy LNG yesterday and i decided to wait because earnings always crash stocks. is it too late to get in the energy trade?
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>>61907538
now's a good time to slurp before they introduce their AI menu.
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>>61907534
>Vuvuzela Silver
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>>61907332
>>61907341
are you guys dumping metals stocks before the crash? we are currently retesting the high that kikes swatted down in january. i dont want to catch that huge red dildo so i sold out of all my metals exposure until i see confirmation kikes allow us to go higher or they recrash the market
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>>61907538
Why is that red arrow up
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>>61907517
OK, it's high, but AI will be transformative, etc. etc. etc.
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>>61907556
shitty design, the app is some freetard shit from f-droid
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GAUZ
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>>61907501
Need
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>>61907534
I'm going to check on the mine this week
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Look at the HGRAF chart.
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I made 10k this past week, my wagie cagie job paid me 4k for a month. It's demotivating. How do I keep up my goodest goy attitude at work when this is my reality the past 5 months? I don't wanna stop working because I'm probably only making money out of luck, but it's still hard to drag my ass to work tomorrow.
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>>61907593
Is it because the redditors are Fomo'ing in?
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>>61907596
Similar situation to you, made about 60k in a month with options scalping SPY volatility. Made me generally irritable at work.
Thankfully I lost it all because unlike you I was pretty sure it wasn't luck (I was wrong)
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Due to currency movements, my Australia ETF is my best performing ticker. If you were American and bought an Australian market ETF you would be up something stupid like 12-15% YTD
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>>61907596
Eh adding 4k/mo isn't that bad if you don't absolutely hate it. You can't be complacent until you hit net zero of life and that's at over a mill depends on how old you are of course
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>PayPal not getting bought out

Operator, I've been bamboozled again
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>>61907596
You have to keep up the pretense until you fully made it. It will take a few years and it won’t be easy but that’s why not everybody is rich. Don’t quit your job or take any shortcuts anon.
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>>61907600
Probably, I’m already up over 100%. Let them pump my pristine graphene
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>>61907596
Feel happy you got more money and that's it. It's like a secret life anyways while you work your normal job
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>>61907554
I'm on the fence, holding onto my physical but took profits on my paper. I don't think the story on gold is done yet, I'm waiting to see if it dips like 20% at which point I'm in or if it breaks above the current pattern then I'm in.
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>>61907596
I stopped working this year, and i'm happier now. Invest a bit, shitpost a bit, doing some pushups, helping my family. I only have modest means, but enough to trade a bit and living frugally is kinda nice.
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Quick I have $500 give me some penny slop to put into right now
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>>61907617
:D
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>>61907630
Vuzix
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>>61907630
just buy KMB dumbass
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Remember a few years ago when the Fed used a legal loophole to purchase a massive quantity of junk bonds, artificially increasing their prices and thereby preventing bad companies from experiencing the consequences of being bad companies? Good times.
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>>61907596
You can lose it even quicker than you made it, your job supplies war funds for future battles.
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>>61907630
HGRAF
DGXX
DAVE Earnings Tuesday
IREN
GRRR Earnings Monday
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Bought 20 SOXLs, my condolences to anyone still in it. There's still almost 20 minutes left you can still make it to the sell button
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>>61907635
>know Kill Me Baby fan with a piss fetish
I should buy this for the meme
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>>61907596
Use your job a hedge.
I did the same thing and had the same idea, but the market is fickle. Try to set your self up long term with the excess and dont spend more than you would normally do unless you see it as a personal investment. Get a base model new car, get lasik, dental implants, etc, but dont ball out. Use the rest as a rainy day fund that beats inflation and you will be fine.
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>>61907659
>>61907659
>>61907659
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>>61907642
>DGXX
Just bought whatever this is
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>>61907585
dont get kidnapped
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>>61907661
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>>61907538
I love wendys. makes me sad to see the state they're in today. Last time I went in there, the store was completely empty execpt for a guy with his hoodie up sobbing into his chili. Burgers were soggy when I got home too. :(
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>>61907630
tiernan gold, rio 2, amerigo resources
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>>61907653
>>61907640
>>61907625
>>61907619
>>61907616
>>61907610
>>61907608
I will just pretend that money doesn't exist. I have 800k atm, me and my family live off of 2.5k a month, how much money would be safe to quit? I literally never spend money, desu I've neeted 30% of my adult life because I don't even care about money. I've made 665k since 2020 with investments, starting fund was 135k which just came into existence from me not spending it. My job pays me 48k a year whilst returns average 133k a year. In my mind, once I reach 2.5 million and have a paid off house, then I can retire and still support the kids (2 of them). I'm not American so I don't need money for health care or schooling, that's for "free". I'm thinking I could buy them houses too.
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>>61907545
>>61907534
>>61907585
that shits going to pennies dont be a retard retail cuck who holds it all the way down as all out cartel and civil war breaks out in that shithole
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>>61907596
Tell your boss to fuck off and just become your own boss boss.
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if any goy wants to try out futures propfirms go with lucid and buy an account with rithmic data feed to be able to use tradesea. screw top step
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>>61907129
I did this two weeks ago after Samsung rugged Micron because those moon faced gooks won't let us have a normal US shitcoin for it. It feels good bros.
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>>61906599
OP What the Hell!? Ahahahahah!
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>>61906848
Find the constellation!
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>>61907501
Yeah no chance of institutional rug pull am I right?
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Blackrock has hands so far up Wendy's ass that she became a sock puppet.
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>>61907729
What did you invest in that made 500% gains for the past 5 years. That's 100% return each year what the hell
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thread seems extra gay today



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