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dead zogbots in Iran edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams61905800:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners: so you feel like in the movies
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

Previous smigger thread
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silber
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>>61911570
Bro...
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>>61911573
For tungsten miners I have Spartan Metals (W.V) and Fox Tungsten (FOXT.V). Not sure what the OCT tickers are.
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>>61911570
NVDA every earnings report.
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BUY U
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Going back to NTDOY: the starters look like pure shit. Bearish.
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>>61911599
Which angry birds is this?
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>>61911599
The gayming industry is fucked
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>>61911599
focus group ass pokemon
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>>61911599
>this picture spammed everywhere
oh shit, it's fucking pokemon starters
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>>61911599
I dunno, I kinda like the blue one, who gives a fuck if the ones you're not even going to use anyway look like shit boss?
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good news is February is over, bad news is the ides of march
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Some anon said that he is waiting for a pullback to buy HGRAF. Guess he will wait forever. you should fomo at some point or YWNGMI
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>>61911451
I'm making them on the fly as AMD crashes. Here's "Remnants of a Portfolio"
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>>61911621
It'll be an ok month most likely
>inb4 muh Iran
Nothingburger in a crispy taco shell
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>>61911599
palworld
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>>61911570
is he ok
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>>61911621
>ides of march
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>>61911629
give that bird a gun
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>sold my miners when silver at 110 and gold 5400
>bought the dip when they shitted
>up 20% from miners now
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nvda on paper cheap as fuck
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DAILY TOP IS IN I REPEAT THE DAILY TOP IS IN
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anyone a talented Bobo artist here? I need a Bobo like Pic related for the upcoming market crash
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>>61911641
miners, and a little bit europe Tbh, saved my ass today
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>>61911623
HGRAF is going places.
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>>61911627
Lets all hope we dont have another Red April.
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>>61911599
Chinkshit knock-offs what the fuck is this THIS IS NOT POKEMON
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>>61911627
The special military in Iran is going to beneficial to the United States. We're going to install a pro-west puppet, and cut them good for nothing chinks right out of there boss.
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>>61911633
Unless something happens in the next 12 hours or so your retard is batting 0 for 3
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Weird correlation
Tech goes down walmart goes up
Tech goes up walmart goes down
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>>61911671
I don't think it'll actually happen. I just like the fun narrative.
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>>61911673
current market believes AI is fake and gay and retail is "real physical stuff"
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>>61911647
Did you heed my warnings anon? I called the local bottom yesterday but today we doomp.

>>61911650
Best I could do, that'll be fifty bucks please
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>>61911650
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bynd niggas we pumping again. 13%+
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>>61911683
lol
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>>61911673
>wallmart has a higher PE than nvidia
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This is me btw


IF YOU CARED AT ALL
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>>61911599
fuck what happened to Pokémon man
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>>61911570

what exactly was the goal here
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>>61911685
15%

god i hope i get released from bag holdin
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Well at least we're all equally poorer now.
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>>61911617
Fully-evolved starters have been pure shit in every game past Gen IV. If they can't even get the unevolved forms (i.e., the most important) right, that bodes very ill for the rest of the lineup.
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>>61911650
How about this one
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>>61911678
Oh yeah that one imagine the average person then realize half the world is dumber than them
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>>61911720
The did my boy Oshawott wrong
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Calls and puts printed?
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I just got permabanned from TD for "racism" of mentioning dalits.

Any way I can short TD? Absolute utter trash jeetsite. How did it get so bad so quick?
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>>61911778
Insane
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So is that it for Duolingo then?
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>>61911720
I dunno, I thought the weed cat was pretty cool boss.
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I should get around to playing Chrono Trigger one of these days. Need to finish Link's Awakening first though.
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>>61911655
>dilution
I remember when shills said they dont need to dilute because they have so much money, kek. Littlelies like that make me question whether its a good buy or not, their behavior the same as every other penny stock that gets latched onto by people trying to finding a huge win in the penny stocks
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IREN IS ABOUT TO POP THE FUCK OFF

GET IN NOW OR GET FUCKED

BOMB IREN NOT IRAN

IREN IREN SO FAR AWAY
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>>61911792
You could give all these to the poor but that'd be antisemitic and racist (only Whites would get them).
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>>61911803
POP OFF IREN DO YOUR THING!
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>>61911685
>>61911715
$9 here we come
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>>61911792
They ought to just mark them down 50% and sell them the next day
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Is MGPI gonna make it man. They look like it may be over. One of the largest producers of bourbon and other spirits about to collapse
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>>61911792
Something tells me those metal donut holders aren't getting washed. Well now I don't even want donuts knowing the donuts are sitting on metal that may just be bumping into the interior sides of a trash can every night
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>>61911797
Things change. Shit happens. Hasn't affected the stock price in a negative way. If anything, it's been bullish since it underscores the urgency to get to production for the imminent contracting pipeline.
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>So, the red streamer gets their $3B paid by the other streamer who has extended themselves with this deal that will probably still not get approved by the state and then the red streamer goes in and gets it for much cheaper. (Netflix/Paramount)
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You ever look at the ytd this year. So many companies are down 15-20% this year. Already. It's not even march yet. Almost every single thing in my watchlist is like this. It's actually amazing how well spx and ndx have held up
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>>61911831
We'll pamp more in the spring this is just FeBEARy
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>>61911831
This rotation thing is getting fucking retarded by the minute. How long they can keep doing this is anyone's guess, but when you get fucking wallmart or whatever at 40 or 50 PE, you know the market is a peak terminal retardation and no amount of rotation will save anything
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>Your goybucket, sir.
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WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Year to date have most of your portfolio's just be crabbing? All this effort and for what? I could've just stayed cash since early January and been better off.

>>61911815
Yeah, I'd buy that, not like I frequently buy donuts thobeit.

>>61911831
Seems like its mostly been a bear market since late last year. My portfolio has just crabbed since then.
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where are the 2 chuds complaining about my copx and SLV position yesterday. who is laughing now smiggers?
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>>61911852
>doesn't fit in amerilard cupholders
D.O.A
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Oklo is looking mighty slurpable
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Please god let an American adversary show the slightest bit of competence for once. I'm not asking for much, just a sunken carrier and a couple thousand dead mutts.
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Eric Sprott on Kitco.

https://youtu.be/8Lp6EYaj73g?is=5Fo-Ay-_VXrV0JeS
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>>61911866
You underestimate the North American Lard Ass. It's literally sold out everywhere boss.
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so is HGRAF train too late or still a buy?
please only sane anons answer
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Ross coming in hot for HGRAF.
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>>61911883
if you see it shilled on /smg/ it is too late
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>>61911885
Do these guys do Clean Coal boss?
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>>61911883
Yes. Buy and hold. But don't blame us if you get chopped up in some volatility and sell after a dip.
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What are you holding over weekend?
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>>61911883
yes anon buy the shitstock that already did a x10, no one is bagholding BYND, go on
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>>61911886
it was shilled on smg sub $1
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Otc fees really cutting into my HGRAF swing profits.
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>>61911891
My MUUUUUU
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>>61911888
check'd
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>>61911887
No, but they do clean syngas, which is a byproduct, which they will have an offtake agreement for.
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>>61911792
>>61911815
Jimmy John's does this. They save a set amount of leftover bread and put it out the next day as "day-old bread" for 50¢ a loaf. They still waste most of it, but it's pretty neat and everybody wins.
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when is this retarded rotation over? I am so sick and tired of pump and dump. At this point why dont we just dump 30% in one go and get this over with.
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no recovery, just pain i guess
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>Coreweave down 20%
it begins
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Hope my HGRAF sisters are having a nice Friday.
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We've invested Trillions of Trillions of dollars into this AI shit, and this AI chat bot can't even tell me why Clayton Bigsby divorced his wife. Keeps giving me this shit that there's no evidence he was ever married boss.
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>>61911852
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>>61911924
Tell it to research online and respect todaya date
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IREN YOU FUCKING NIGGER GO BACK UP
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>>61911920
Cheers. We're well on our way to generational wealth.
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>>61911852
does it come with a wheelchair too?
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DENVER, THE LAST DINOSAUR
HE'S MY FRIEND AND A WHOLE LOT MORE
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Can Booking do a split already?
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>>61911950
>BOOKING.AAAA
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I’m wondering if Baggie is holding a HGRAF bag
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ok fags i FOMO'd and bought a bit of hgraf, what am i in for
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>>61911973
How much? 1000?
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Im only gonna buy hgraf when you noggas are screaming, screecjing aahing and selling
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does the financial sector have to be absolute trash nearly every day now?
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>>61911965
The Baggler doesn't invest in clean energy, The Baggler likes that light and sweet crude oil here ahead of the next round of Middle Eastern fucky fuck boss.
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>>61911965
Stop posting this guy genuinely find a new response pic
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There isn't going to be a boots on the ground operation in Iran. The Trump administration believed that if they massed enough firepower in the Indian Ocean then Iran will just roll over. They don't have the cards or even a concept of a plan now that Iran hasn't bent the knee. This means its not going to be the mother of all red candles but the saber rattling is likely to continue for a while.
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>>61911976
i slurped 200 shares today
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>>61911984
Their "Clean Power" name is a relic from the mid-teens when having a "green" name was fashionable. They're really a nanotechnology company. Wouldn't be surprised if they drop the "Clean Power" in a name change going into NASDAQ.
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>>61911950
its in march, 25 to 1 split dont remember the exact day
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>>61911875
Based
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>>61911995
Oh so they're just a bunch of FOTM conniving kikes looking to scam people out of their hard earned shekels? Yeah looks like when they show up, people should just write the whole fucking sector off boss.
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>NVDA
It gets smacked down harder every time it tries to pump.
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>>61912005
I have ETFs that incorporate these companies!
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>>61911995
What kind of revenue do they bring in boss?
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>>61912009
I GET KNOCKED DOWN
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>>61911792
I'd glaze her bakery, if you know what I mean
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>>61912005
PLUGbros it's out chance to redeem ourselves
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>>61911976
I wish, i'm a poorfag NEET i can't afford a thousand
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>>61912005
Kinda interested to see if Berkshire has strengthened their cash position.
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>>61911980
I think most of us bought in <$2 and I don't see it crashing below 3.5 ever again mate
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>>61911778
>TD
Who
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>>61911792
>>61911804
The brother of my brother's friend was an itinerant preacher who lived off dumpster food. Dunkin Donuts is apparently a godsend for the homeless since you can raid the dumpster immediately after close of business, allowing you to grab a ton of food before the rats get it.
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>>61912029
TD is literally Indian I closed all my accounts with them.
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>>61911792
She stole a bite, fire her for her antisemitic behavior!
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>>61911774
seriously how did this happen? I grabbed these positions yesterday and woke up late. paper trading not real money.
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>>61911792
True donutisseries would never.
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>>61911812
23% day so far.

i hope so
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>>61912028
Good for you
Im ot calling or hoping for a big crash for hgraf
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I went for a walk earlier to invest in some groceries and got to get close to these ducks. Even though my portfolio will probably go down another $1k today or whatever... at least my day will be a little better because I got to see these ducks.
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people on stockwits are retards
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Uhhhh yeah. I think I'll be investing in $VOO from now on.
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>>61912053
Based
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>>61912061
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>>61912053
What stonks would ducks buy?
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>>61912072
pfffffffsassspppppppfol
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>>61912069
>doesn't have the updated chart
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>>61911804
I got a better idea, what if they produced less and charged more for the donuts boss?
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>>61912081
you really test my patience boss
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Can you faggots just STOP fucking dumping financial stocks? I don't give a shit about your Taiwanese leather jacket dude but why the FUCK is he making banks dump????
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>he fomoed at $7
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>>61912083
They could make way more money this way. Hear me out, they might sell fewer donuts, but when people find out that they run out of certain donuts, it creates the illusion of scarcity causing people to impulsively buy the products, for fear of missing out. Since they are spending less money making the donuts, and charging more money for them, even if the sales stayed the same their profit margin would increase boss.
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>>61912093
>I can't sell my home
No refunds boomer :)
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>>61912080
>80% vs 598% over the past 5 years
>17% vs 22% on the 1 year chart
You would still have outperformed VOO, and this is a dumb fucking company. Even with its worse growth, I would rather have SCHD for immediate income (fuck the dividend irrelevance theory) instead of having to wait until I'm an old man until I'm modestly wealthy, assuming I don't have to liquidate a bunch of it earlier.
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I have a good position in INTC, over 100% gain on it
Will it dump hard if orange nigger starts a war?
Dunno if I should just cash in now
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>>61912136
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>>61911561
I just rotated 90k out of voo and into vxus.

It's the global century.
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>>61912005
I fucking hate Costco. Loved it pre covid, small lines, ample parking space but everyone goes there now and theyre so rude, passive aggressive or just lack awareness.
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>>61912093
Get with the times grandpa only minerals energy and industrials are undervalued this year
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Did something happen in Iran?
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>>61912141
Why VXUS and not VPL and VGK
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>>61912141
I did the same thing with 50% of my portfolio. It really does feel like the start of the century of American humiliation
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if only I'd have bought silver...
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>>61911965
This dude is so fucking ugly.
Also this captcha is really testing my patience
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>>61912093
some mortgage firm went into administration
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will stocks ever go up again?
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Did something happen to outer space?

These phone captchas are a fun little brain teaser
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>>61911599
>in the trailer it confirms that the pokemon center/mart are still a stall that sits outside
Yup, dumping
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the final shakeout before the next leg up (i have no idea what I’m talking about, im just coping)
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I will not sell until earnings
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>>61912093
Something about cockroaches and 2008 PTSD. It's completely overblown like the software apocalypse but the panic is real.
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>>61911623
I am going to wait forever now I made a mistake Wednesday was the pullback. Oh well
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>>61911712
Bike jumping
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Trump won't strike this weekend. He wants the market ot retardpump on monday as a relief, let people buy in and then strike on tuesday/wednesday
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The reality is until Japan announces zirp or the fed announces rate cuts spy will crab from 675 to 690 forever. The institutions are out of money and they will farm retail up and down for money until morale improves.
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>>61912186
maybe not
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>>61912224
Trump will not strike because the Dow Jones isn't 50k
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>>61912165
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>>61912224
The plan is to attack this weekend, Iran has been 2 weeks away from a nuke for about 10 days, and we can't afford to fuck around incase Mossad is wrong boss.
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Sorry but no war until the olympics are over
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We were all screwed from the gecko. None of us stood a chance.
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What trading pattern would you say this is?
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>>61912251
It's a doggy dog world
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>>61912239
2 weeks for about 10 years you meant boss
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>>61912251
they are doing all this for shit sand giggles
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>>61912146
Yeah, the capital city ran out of water
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WHATS THE SLURP!!!!!!!
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baggie what are your sources saying
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>>61912143
They need a hot dog guy roaming around the gas lines.
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>>61912261
jumping crab
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>>61912261
purgatory pattern
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>>61912294
WTF is that real
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Oi, VIX... you want to stay doun
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>>61912305
wait wtf crabs can actually jump?
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>>61912305
>>61912310
it's obviously AI
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>>61912310
Yeah they got all them spring loaded legs
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>>61912310
they can fly now too
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>>61912314
thats not ai, lol
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Someone give me some copium
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>>61912330
THEY FLY NOW?
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bread and circus
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>>61911792
In reality the employees just take as much home as they can stomach
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>>61912330
ridiculous
imagine falling for this
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I slurped yesterday, it always dumps after I slurp. I never get the bottom
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>oil and fertilizers moving up near Friday close
My body is ready.
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>>61912370
my Nutrien stock is on a retard strength pills lately
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>>61912314
No look it up crabs can jump!
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Private Equity - what could do wrong
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can the market pick a direction i am bored sitting here with cash but dont want to buy calls or puts since nobody is doing anything
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>>61912330
WTFFFFFFFF
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Iran and Afghanistan have declared war
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I'm gonna short the vix and hold over the weekend
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>>61912400
today the Radio said it was Pakistan vs Afghanistan
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>>61912370
based
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>>61912400
We will come to the rescue of our oldest ally, the taliban
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>>61912402
the likelihood of trump pulling some jew shit tonight is very likely so god help you
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>>61912402
I find the trade unattractive when the SVIX is out of her teens
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>>61911792
i asked the manager of my location once why they throw away the donuts and she said they actually used to give them to the homeless but then they got sued by some lawyer group that claimed a homeless guy got food poisoning from it so management made a new policy of trashing all the food instead of donating it to needy people. basically kikes are why we cant have a nice functional society.
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>these are the illustrative images for financial website news stories
what a time to be alive
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>>61912428
kino
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>>61912428
clown country
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>>61912428
looks like a fucking UFC poster
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>>61912428
I hope shit hits the fan over the weekend so I can slurp EWY
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Ok chat, a Girl is asking me if i can help her paint her house. (i know payment will be you know what) should i do it and giver her free labour?
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>>61912428
aesthetic slopjets
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>>61912482
yes
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>>61912482
i financially advise you to avoid all interaction with femoids
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>>61912261
*audible rubbing in the distance*
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>>61912482
no
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>>61912482
>i know payment will be you know what
you're new into women aren't you
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Well I've seen enough, this shit is going to crab for the rest of the day. I'm going out to get my prostate drained.
Bye.
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>>61912482
do it anon. Free 6 pack
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>>61912505
LONDON
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>>61912428
The financial news story.

'Retardspeak took over from Newspeak in 2016. The human race was thereafter on a swift path to extinction, which became inevitable after the failed US attack on Iraq of 28 February 2026'.
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>>61912470
I'm sorry but we'll moon like we've never mooned before.
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>>61912514
forgot the fucking pic
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>>61912482
Tell her you'll need to deposit first, and then final payment after its complete boss.
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>>61912518
brought to you by Carl's Jr.
Carl's Jr.
Fuck you! I'm eating
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>>61912482
Imagine having a daughter and she's getting fucked by random guys so she doesn't have to pay for menial labor. Grim.
Shit like this is why if me and my gf ever break up I'm probably staying single forever (we've been together since middle school), because I assume every woman over 21 has done shit like this.
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>>61912518
Iran, where are the golden words?
'NO NEWCLEAR, tremendously powerful'.
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>>61911818
It's an open secret among food service and food factory workers that everything associated with food preparation, serving, distribution is dirty and unsanitary. That soup you ate probably has snot in it because the cook was having a bad day, and the burger you ate probably has semen in its sauce.
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>>61912532
I noticed my home made special sauce didn't taste like McDonald's so i put some of my semen in it and my gookfu told me it was perfect boss.
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>>61911891
My dick
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Just fucking abolish congress and send everyone elected to it and their staffers into death camps. Such a useless institution. Mfs have to keep an eye on Trumps Truth Social to know what's going on.
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>KMB just continuing to casually pump 0.5% every day the last month on top of the 5% dividend
Making money shouldn't be this fucking easy. Diapers are the new Data.
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>>61912390
Iktf. Not low enough to be worth buying, not high enough to make serious money by selling.
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Do you own tankers anon
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Ded thred
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yea what happened
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This market fucking sucks my nuts
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>>61912482
lmao women, no, youll never be rich with one around.
ONLY meet them after you can buy them with whats essentially pocket change with your amassed wealth, if you do it too early itll eat into your compound interest.
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SPY has been in this doldrums since fucking OCTOBER 27TH
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>Trump Claimed Iran Is Building Missiles That Could Soon Hit The US. Sources Say That’s Not Backed Up By US Intelligence –
>@CNN

making shit up again
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>>61912627
Majority of my paycheque go straight into the market. anything else is for bills. I rarely take any girl out at my expense. Im not ugly also if that helps.

>>61912526
Grim, but it be like that and they need our help.

>>61912522
Boss i knew you were smart boss, good advice.

>>61912492
ill try
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So is monday the time to accumulate nvidia?
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Early ding ding for me
-1.96% today, fuck this market
Have a good weekend frens. I'm gonna go grill burgers and play Breath of the Wild
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So when do we start sluuuuuuuuurping?
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>>61912651
Nigga you were supposed to get out of semis yesterday and into soxs
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>>61912655
never, the market is going to zero
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>oil
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Im fucking flat
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>>61912651
Enjoy bro, breath of the wild is such a good game!
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>>61912655
Either right fucking now or monday early
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>>61912667
im thinking late monday if Iran gets hit
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>>61912670
Game plan is to wait till Monday morning because pretty sure we going to war this weekend. I did slurp some SLV and ORCL today tho
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>>61911599
looks AI generated
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>>61912674
>ORCL
whats the bull case?
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>openai, we will give you 50 billion
>but in return you need to use our computing power
when is this pyramid scheme going to collapse
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>>61912667
February has to end red because... it just has to, ok!
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POWER HOUR PLEASE
WHAT THE ABSOLUTE FUCK
FIX THIS DUMPING NOW
WE NEED TO GO BACK UP
GET THE LINES GREEN AGAIN
JEROME
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>>61912651
simply delicious
have a good weekend anon
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>>61911561
when to buy the BX falling knife?
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>>61912619
yes I do
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Any ta niggers able to offer some copium
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>>61912674
>going to war this weekend
They will shoot some rockets at rocks and declare victory. Moons on Monday. Am I the only one with a memory? This is a rerun episode.
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>>61912482
no
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>>61912701
lolno
creeeeeeeeakkkkkkkk...........
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>>61912701
on what
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>>61912729
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>NBIS down -15%
Absolutely fucking HONKING GOO GOO GAGA CIRCUS MUSIC CLOWN STOCK
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Is everyone here american
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So I bought 7000 bucks of WDC and Micron calls in the last week and I just got rid of the WDC with 21 dollars profit. Apparently there's a strong chance of a little "Trump bombing iran" this weekend and I realized it was a really retarded thing to take out calls on the assumption that TACO will always follow through, but then I remembered the one time he didn't TACO was when he decided to bomb that Iranian nuclear plan 8 months ago. Not sure why I exposed myself to a lot of risk for probably not a lot of reward. I guess I thought Micron might, you know, do something besides shit the bed relentlessly considering they think they'll have 100 billion in profit annually by 2027 but I guess that was naive since them arket loves shit like Tsla and hates companies that -actually produce things of real value-.
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>>61912750
no mostly pajeets
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>>61912738
god i haven't ridden a roller coaster in so long
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>>61912702
Because of this post I will not pivot into HGRAF from my MUU
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>>61912702
Its not a rerun its a sequel. Like remember in the first Star Wars, they bombed the big base that was nuking planets, and claimed mission accomplished, but then in the second movie, they ended up getting sold out by some nigger, Luke has his fucking hand cut off and replaced by a robot hand, and basically everything ended poorly for them. I think it's going to be more like that this time boss.
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Very cool market. Zero percent in two months. Nice
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>>61912737
The general market
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TRIPS AND WE RIPS
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r8 my portfolio
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>>61912776
it's over
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>>61912751
It depends when they expire. If they expire in 3 months you didn't expose yourself to particular risk
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>>61912750
I mean I am but I'm also most likely leaving and never coming back possibly after doing a masters I'll never pay or before
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>>61912729
fuck my lily white asshole and fuck trump.

And most of all fuck oracle since I guess I can literally never sell this shit even though I bought 45% down from the peak.
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>>61912778
>No KMB
You better get in on the diaper game or me and my boys are going to hunt you down and force you into one.
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>>61912261
Le Amerigan rollergoaster
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>>61912760
Why do you keep escaping my filters. How does this keep happening. You and the Breakroom tripfag on /pol/. Every time I think you're filtered, somehow you're not.
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Rate my boomerolio. Was gonna start going into voo and VT and stop with voog since tech seems cooked. But I feel I should just skip voo and just go VT keep it simple
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>>61912794
wtf
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>>61912682
I dont care about their debt, they generate revenue Profit was up almost 75% Y/Y and they are on backlog for their services. Im not saying extremely bullish but also at being down 30% for YTD its a decent investment. Lasty its Jewish owned
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>>61912805
It's good if you don't want any gains
Most here are traders
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>>61912807
It's just the GT schizo that found a new meme to shill.
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>>61912775
little downward pressure on the indeciis but things mostly going sideways. the next direction matters most.

it can just keep going sideways till its fueled for another move. hopefully up
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Heads up. The crash is going to continue to Monday
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>>61912813
KMB isn't a meme. It's the best way to protect your port from big stinky DUMPS.
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>>61912810
Most here are poor and have been "Traders" for years.
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>>61912816
God please
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>>61912816
Yep bottom time
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>>61912776
close enough apparently
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>>61912815
>line will go sideways until line goes up or down
brilliant analysis
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>>61912837

>>61912837

>>61912837
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>>61912826
I'm a TAchad that correctly called the exact start of the crash. It is 100% continuing to Monday at the very least
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>>61912828
Thanks today I sloorped IREN & NBIS & HOOD at the local bottoms. What did you slurp young man?

:D
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>>61912849
>TAGODS
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>>61912854
Nothing I'm out of cash in my accounts
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well...
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Financial ruin
Get your money out while you can
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SELL THEY PRUNED THE THREAD
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>>61912896
priced out bobo
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why kill thread?
moot!!!
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>>61912901
mods get pissy when crypto shits itself because they are 90% scamming jeets
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>>61912830
yes its called having eyes
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>>61912904
Everyone has said to buy silver for 3 years now. its thier own fault for falling for the digital gold meme
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>>61912905
>yes its called having eyes
let me know when you evolve a brain cell
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Buy U
Buy LYFT
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>>61912926
why would you suggest a company lead by a bunch of fat gay/trans people. I hope U goes bankrupt to be completely honest with you
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Here come that late day HGRAF weak hands sell off.
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>>61913001
Bunch of P*ssies
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>>61912849
>the crash
>.58% down
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Lol LITE/LITX right now. Zoommmmmmm
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>>61913004
They must have heard you and bought.



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