AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams61905800:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesPrevious smigger thread>>61910814
>jannies
digits for crash tomorrow
HGRAF gasses out?
>>61912934Yes it's actually over this time $5 was the top
next week on /smg/
>>61912940>AVGOGODSWe're going to bring these guys back to reality. The bullrun continues.
I'll fucking strangle your janny neck until the last decomposing air molecule leaves your corpse.
>>61912934Should've gone into KMB. I'd never buy stock in a company with a woman CEO.
I don't get why AVAV keeps dumping>New major contract from the Army>Other defence stocks are pumping in anticipation of a warIt just dumps almost 4% once again
>>61912920hey beautiful. hope you're doing well. what was all that california hate this morning? you know i want to take you on a big trip there, i'm going up the coast when the weather gets nice, we'd have such a great time and i know your opinion would change very quickly.
>Hycroft recooooovered What was the point of the fucking dump then you bitch ass stock. Fucking attention whore slut.
>>61912940This isn't a preview of what we will be talking about next week. Next week we're going to be talking about precious metals, oil, and how fucked the situation is in Israel and Iran boss.
>>61912979Wrong. Nothing will happen and it'll just be the same Miata and diaper discussions that we have every week.
>>61912940>>61912979There's also going to be discussion regarding AI sluts, adult diapers, some scam company from canada with a woman CEO, there will be tons of sneed, people asking for me to look into my crystal ball and call a bottom on NVDA, there will be babe posting, and I hope the dude who posts this webm shows up on Monday boss.
nutjobbros....
hope you heeded my warning and exited the market.
>>61912997Me too. I miss him>>61912999TRUMP WHY ARE YOU FUCKING WITH MY AI STOOOOOOOP
trump/america won
>>61912988no, just sell the gays & Miatas meme, that one got stale last week boss.
>>61912939An internet picture guy said it was going to at least $18.>>61912999Sounds transgendered
>>61913014Yeah and we thought Micron was zooming on past $500 right to $700
>got CRWD at 355>trimmed some at 383>sold the rest today when it broke 363 because I wasn't gonna sit and wait for break even to hit>runs all the way back to opening price just to say fuck you
>>61913023Who is we?
Sussy market general
>>61913032Me
DING DING DING DING DINGHow did it go today?!?!How did it go this week !?!?How did it go this month?!?!
>>61913044+0.07%Just barely finished green after being red the entire day.
Guys am I stupid or does this look like free money? This chart looks good, any TAfags here?
>>61913044-1.06%Considering the rape I endured each red day this month it could probably have been worse.Let's break the range already
>>61913044Today: -0.46%This Week: -0.57%This Month: -1.41%This Year: -2.87%keeps getting worse
>>61913044today: +2.96%week: +2.27%Mo: -11.4%YTD: +21.66%shit month.
>>61913044on track for a million by wendesnday
>>61913060Just copy Tom Nash's investment strategies and stock picks.
>>61912940Nothing important until Micron earnings right? Perhaps some Nigetti puts
>>61912920anyone here use interactive brokers and is it worth getting an acount with them?
>>61913044Day>+1.33%Week>+4.43%Month-2.44%It's a fucking crab market in this neck of the woods.But my day will come sooner or later!
>>61912999>claude was about to evolve from getting stuck in Mt. Moon for 3 days to being in control of US missile command
>>61913044Oh fuck the month's over-$198.40 (-1.64%)-13% for the month and that's including adding my return this month...At this point I'm like 40% YTD leaving out additions
>>61913044Flat most of the day but finished up 2.5%, raking it in now
>>61913044Everything I have done in the last 2 weeks has been a mistakeNot a single good fucking trade, noneEverything dumps the moment I buy it, everything explodes the moment I short it
>>61913063I don't actually know any Toms
>US PRESIDENT TRUMP ON TRUTH >"The recent Decision of the United States Supreme Court concerning TARIFFS could allow for Hundreds of Billions of Dollars to be returned to Countries and Companies that have been “ripping off” the United States of America for many years to come, and now, according to this Decision, could actually continue to do so, at an even increased level. I am sure that the Supreme Court did not have this in mind! It doesn’t make sense that Countries and Companies that took advantage of us for decades, receiving Billions and Billions of Dollars that they should not have been allowed to receive, would now be entitled to an undeserved “windfall,” the likes of which the World has never seen before, as a result of this highly disappointing, to say the least, ruling. Is a Rehearing or Readjudication of this case possible??? PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP"
>>61913062What the shit, did you full port into a biotech pharma company?
>>61912920don't do this and don't give up babe. there's not another me, and when you adjust your standards so they are too high for me, you're just gonna end up disappointing yourself worse because nobody else will clear that bar either. i really do love you and i'll take good care of you. you don't want to admit you're wrong but babe, you are. i'm not asking too much of you, not expecting the impossible, not asking you to be anything but better. i love you and want to help you.
>>61913066They are decent. The mobile app is very good, everything else sucks (web portal, Trader Workstation, new desktop app -- all terrible).
>>61912988>>61913008> just sell the gays & Miatas meme, that one got stale last week bosshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=get_Ln4bt40
>>61913077>-3%What is this, a loss for ants? My port is down that much just today, and down 30% ytd. Get on my level.
>>61913080honestly feel bad for the guyhe has to wait until Friday at 4:01 to shitpost anything interestingmust drive him up a wall most weeks
>>61913044+0.63%
>>61912999These 20 year old broccoli haired staffer posts are so soulless
>>61913044+0.88%
>>61912999Oh thank god. Another TACO.Bullish actually, if he pussies out like that the market hegemons may forgive him.I was worried about a circuit breaker today with push up man seizing the tech or designating them a supply chain risk. The ephors would have punished him drastically for such an action.
Shorting NFLX was the easiest decision of my life
>>61913081it's a paper account lol but IDK what it did I think yesterday it loaded up on the sell side of some 1DTE calls that mooned then went long at todays bottom.
>>61913118Fucking based
I really enjoy hanging out with gay men, as a straight white male. The enthusiasm for life is infectious which is good for a doomer like me. I may invest in gndr
>>61913044Down 0.11% todayUp $18 (flat percentage) this week Up 0.71% this month
I was absolutely raped today AMA
>>61913109>he doesnt knowAll his tweets are transcribed by some roastie, he just shouts at her and she writes it word for word
>>61913151What was the individual strain of pozz you received in your ass
>>61913044I dont know and I dont want to find out. I wont log in until spy is back at 700+. Cant lose money as long as you arent aware. ezpz
>>61913151What should I buy if I want to profit off the impending collapse of the US economy?Hard mode: US stocks only.
Do long term investors really?
>>61913159Frothy space stocks >>61913162Miners
Am I doing this math right? 1.7m means I can spend 5k/month indefinitely regardless of market crashes
The index crabbing is killing me. I can make money doing 0dte iron condors but it takes all fucking day babysitting that theta decay. A spread or naked positions are routinely done in a couple hours and I can go back to sleep. Fuck this.
>>61912920and babe, it's one thing to find yourself in a gutter, it's another to be loyal to it. in your goon forum the other day i saw a post "all your friends are toxic manipulators and i'm the only one that can save you," and almost responded "this but unironically," hoping you'd read it. this works better i guess. but that's the issue isn't it, you've been in this swamp so long you don't want to be uprooted. but it will be for the best babe. and we'll make a new life that's better. love can do that but you have got to trust me. i'm gonna nap and then hit the gym. thinking about you.
Where are my Korean etf chads ? Why no pump fellas ? My leaps are bleeding.
>>61913044day : -0.76%week: +1.49%month: +3.75%
>>61912999LET ME USE SKYNET TO BOMB BROWNS OR I SHIT MY PANTS
Faggot sandork better fuckin get its shit together or im migrating the rest of it to LITE even though its already toppy. Fuck you faggot VIX sensitive little shit fuck stock. Did the mean VIX man touch you? Waaaaa.
>>61913055200$ easter 2026
>>61913232>Why no pumpuhh... zoom out?
>>61913055Plz respond
>>61913178Yes. Historically. Now it would work even better if you had a decent savings in which you can pull from on severe down years.
>>61913230>goon forumCongrats you got me to respond. What are you misfiring at now
>>61913232>buying leaps at the top
>>61912999absolutely based, there's a price to if you want free government contracts. Stupid faggots think that they are going to have a independent company AND government kick backs? Sorry bros, the biden gibsme dat era is over.
fuck your bitch ass babe you fuckin faggot babe
>>61913267Are you planning on carrying elons 16th child too, cuckold
>>61913044-0.43% not as bad as I expected but still, the market has been more and more retarded lately
>>61913044-1.12%
>>61913278Kek, imagine believing in 2026 someone that rich needs a slutty womb to carry their clones. You must be 80 years old boomer.
>>61912999Why does he bitch about not being allowed to use leftist Obama controlled AI?Grok is right there and elon musk would give to trump for free. Elon is a massive racist nazi.Anthropic is backed by Obama who trump calls a monkey. Why does trump want claude?>>61913267>>61913298Why doesn't a white supremacist, apartheid south african, slavery supporting cheeto hitler use grok instead of claude? Elon musk is a massive government lackey and racist. He is ready to kneel to firebomb Iran.
>>61913333Grok is legitimately awful lolAlso everyone outside of xAi are like psychopath techno hippies who dont want to make skynet
>>61913333What are your positions right now so I can inverse them?...
>>61913333So based
>>61913344Also trump wants ai to make skynet so he can say look the smelly nerds bombed iran it wasnt me the ai made that decision
>>61912927i wish i could enjoy life like he doesthe burden of knowing is unbearable
>>61912927no jannie on any website has ever been that heterosexual and high test
>>61913345TMF
>>61912940Ouster will be interesting. I like lidar
>>61913044Best day so far.Up 3%, total 5% this year.It's not a lot but I'm happy
>>61913358....You're safe...for now...
>>61913151What did you invest in. In hindsight what should you have done?
>>61912974You're a truly disgusting human being, and you deserve to stay in California as your containment zone.
>>61912934Traders taking weekly profits after a tremendous run. Going higher next month.
>>61913152I think that was the case leading up the election. Most posts this year seem entirely different, someone clearly mimicking his style.
Guys I bought msft leaps am I fucked?
>>61913044+4.49%A modest end to a green week.
>>61913272babe niggers get roped from the back of a miata
>>61913061nice job, what's your annualized yearly average?
>>61912974Also you're a vain nigger saying there's no one else like you. Fucking hell
>>61912979>Next weekI've already x5'd my entire portfolio on oil tankers the last ten days. Not expecting it to go much further unless there is a strike on Iran.
>>61913272babe I'm literally the most perfect man to walk the face of the earth, even if I fuck nigger trannies. If I'm not good enough for you no one will ever be and my beautiful blend of schizophrenia is the only thing that can save you. Think about how hard you will come when I wrap my 6 foot long nasty gray billy goat beard around your neck and choke you as I desperately hump my rapidly deflating cock against your general under side area. Financially speaking babe
>>61912999its jover
Sup /smg/, can you recommend me some good picks for commodities/metals miners? Wanna get into stuff like silver, copper, gold and maybe some other metals/rare earths? Also, what are good stocks for uranium? Thank you!
