AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams61905800:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesPrevious smigger thread>>61910814
>jannies
digits for crash tomorrow
HGRAF gasses out?
>>61912934Yes it's actually over this time $5 was the top
next week on /smg/
>>61912940>AVGOGODSWe're going to bring these guys back to reality. The bullrun continues.
I'll fucking strangle your janny neck until the last decomposing air molecule leaves your corpse.
>>61912934Should've gone into KMB. I'd never buy stock in a company with a woman CEO.
I don't get why AVAV keeps dumping>New major contract from the Army>Other defence stocks are pumping in anticipation of a warIt just dumps almost 4% once again
>>61912920hey beautiful. hope you're doing well. what was all that california hate this morning? you know i want to take you on a big trip there, i'm going up the coast when the weather gets nice, we'd have such a great time and i know your opinion would change very quickly.
>Hycroft recooooovered What was the point of the fucking dump then you bitch ass stock. Fucking attention whore slut.
>>61912940This isn't a preview of what we will be talking about next week. Next week we're going to be talking about precious metals, oil, and how fucked the situation is in Israel and Iran boss.
>>61912979Wrong. Nothing will happen and it'll just be the same Miata and diaper discussions that we have every week.
>>61912940>>61912979There's also going to be discussion regarding AI sluts, adult diapers, some scam company from canada with a woman CEO, there will be tons of sneed, people asking for me to look into my crystal ball and call a bottom on NVDA, there will be babe posting, and I hope the dude who posts this webm shows up on Monday boss.
nutjobbros....
hope you heeded my warning and exited the market.
>>61912997Me too. I miss him>>61912999TRUMP WHY ARE YOU FUCKING WITH MY AI STOOOOOOOP
trump/america won
>>61912988no, just sell the gays & Miatas meme, that one got stale last week boss.
>>61912939An internet picture guy said it was going to at least $18.>>61912999Sounds transgendered
>>61913014Yeah and we thought Micron was zooming on past $500 right to $700
>got CRWD at 355>trimmed some at 383>sold the rest today when it broke 363 because I wasn't gonna sit and wait for break even to hit>runs all the way back to opening price just to say fuck you
>>61913023Who is we?
Sussy market general
>>61913032Me
DING DING DING DING DINGHow did it go today?!?!How did it go this week !?!?How did it go this month?!?!
>>61913044+0.07%Just barely finished green after being red the entire day.
Guys am I stupid or does this look like free money? This chart looks good, any TAfags here?
>>61913044-1.06%Considering the rape I endured each red day this month it could probably have been worse.Let's break the range already
>>61913044Today: -0.46%This Week: -0.57%This Month: -1.41%This Year: -2.87%keeps getting worse
>>61913044today: +2.96%week: +2.27%Mo: -11.4%YTD: +21.66%shit month.
>>61913044on track for a million by wendesnday
>>61913060Just copy Tom Nash's investment strategies and stock picks.
>>61912940Nothing important until Micron earnings right? Perhaps some Nigetti puts
>>61912920anyone here use interactive brokers and is it worth getting an acount with them?
>>61913044Day>+1.33%Week>+4.43%Month-2.44%It's a fucking crab market in this neck of the woods.But my day will come sooner or later!
>>61912999>claude was about to evolve from getting stuck in Mt. Moon for 3 days to being in control of US missile command
>>61913044Oh fuck the month's over-$198.40 (-1.64%)-13% for the month and that's including adding my return this month...At this point I'm like 40% YTD leaving out additions
>>61913044Flat most of the day but finished up 2.5%, raking it in now
>>61913044Everything I have done in the last 2 weeks has been a mistakeNot a single good fucking trade, noneEverything dumps the moment I buy it, everything explodes the moment I short it
>>61913063I don't actually know any Toms
>US PRESIDENT TRUMP ON TRUTH >"The recent Decision of the United States Supreme Court concerning TARIFFS could allow for Hundreds of Billions of Dollars to be returned to Countries and Companies that have been “ripping off” the United States of America for many years to come, and now, according to this Decision, could actually continue to do so, at an even increased level. I am sure that the Supreme Court did not have this in mind! It doesn’t make sense that Countries and Companies that took advantage of us for decades, receiving Billions and Billions of Dollars that they should not have been allowed to receive, would now be entitled to an undeserved “windfall,” the likes of which the World has never seen before, as a result of this highly disappointing, to say the least, ruling. Is a Rehearing or Readjudication of this case possible??? PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP"
>>61913062What the shit, did you full port into a biotech pharma company?
>>61912920don't do this and don't give up babe. there's not another me, and when you adjust your standards so they are too high for me, you're just gonna end up disappointing yourself worse because nobody else will clear that bar either. i really do love you and i'll take good care of you. you don't want to admit you're wrong but babe, you are. i'm not asking too much of you, not expecting the impossible, not asking you to be anything but better. i love you and want to help you.
>>61913066They are decent. The mobile app is very good, everything else sucks (web portal, Trader Workstation, new desktop app -- all terrible).
>>61912988>>61913008> just sell the gays & Miatas meme, that one got stale last week bosshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=get_Ln4bt40
>>61913077>-3%What is this, a loss for ants? My port is down that much just today, and down 30% ytd. Get on my level.
>>61913080honestly feel bad for the guyhe has to wait until Friday at 4:01 to shitpost anything interestingmust drive him up a wall most weeks
>>61913044+0.63%
>>61912999These 20 year old broccoli haired staffer posts are so soulless
>>61913044+0.88%
>>61912999Oh thank god. Another TACO.Bullish actually, if he pussies out like that the market hegemons may forgive him.I was worried about a circuit breaker today with push up man seizing the tech or designating them a supply chain risk. The ephors would have punished him drastically for such an action.
Shorting NFLX was the easiest decision of my life
>>61913081it's a paper account lol but IDK what it did I think yesterday it loaded up on the sell side of some 1DTE calls that mooned then went long at todays bottom.
>>61913118Fucking based
I really enjoy hanging out with gay men, as a straight white male. The enthusiasm for life is infectious which is good for a doomer like me. I may invest in gndr
>>61913044Down 0.11% todayUp $18 (flat percentage) this week Up 0.71% this month
I was absolutely raped today AMA
>>61913109>he doesnt knowAll his tweets are transcribed by some roastie, he just shouts at her and she writes it word for word
>>61913151What was the individual strain of pozz you received in your ass
>>61913044I dont know and I dont want to find out. I wont log in until spy is back at 700+. Cant lose money as long as you arent aware. ezpz
>>61913151What should I buy if I want to profit off the impending collapse of the US economy?Hard mode: US stocks only.
Do long term investors really?
>>61913159Frothy space stocks >>61913162Miners
Am I doing this math right? 1.7m means I can spend 5k/month indefinitely regardless of market crashes
The index crabbing is killing me. I can make money doing 0dte iron condors but it takes all fucking day babysitting that theta decay. A spread or naked positions are routinely done in a couple hours and I can go back to sleep. Fuck this.
>>61912920and babe, it's one thing to find yourself in a gutter, it's another to be loyal to it. in your goon forum the other day i saw a post "all your friends are toxic manipulators and i'm the only one that can save you," and almost responded "this but unironically," hoping you'd read it. this works better i guess. but that's the issue isn't it, you've been in this swamp so long you don't want to be uprooted. but it will be for the best babe. and we'll make a new life that's better. love can do that but you have got to trust me. i'm gonna nap and then hit the gym. thinking about you.
Where are my Korean etf chads ? Why no pump fellas ? My leaps are bleeding.
>>61913044day : -0.76%week: +1.49%month: +3.75%
>>61912999LET ME USE SKYNET TO BOMB BROWNS OR I SHIT MY PANTS
Faggot sandork better fuckin get its shit together or im migrating the rest of it to LITE even though its already toppy. Fuck you faggot VIX sensitive little shit fuck stock. Did the mean VIX man touch you? Waaaaa.
>>61913055200$ easter 2026
>>61913232>Why no pumpuhh... zoom out?
>>61913055Plz respond
>>61913178Yes. Historically. Now it would work even better if you had a decent savings in which you can pull from on severe down years.
>>61913230>goon forumCongrats you got me to respond. What are you misfiring at now
>>61913232>buying leaps at the top
>>61912999absolutely based, there's a price to if you want free government contracts. Stupid faggots think that they are going to have a independent company AND government kick backs? Sorry bros, the biden gibsme dat era is over.
fuck your bitch ass babe you fuckin faggot babe
>>61913267Are you planning on carrying elons 16th child too, cuckold
>>61913044-0.43% not as bad as I expected but still, the market has been more and more retarded lately
>>61913044-1.12%
>>61913278Kek, imagine believing in 2026 someone that rich needs a slutty womb to carry their clones. You must be 80 years old boomer.
>>61912999Why does he bitch about not being allowed to use leftist Obama controlled AI?Grok is right there and elon musk would give to trump for free. Elon is a massive racist nazi.Anthropic is backed by Obama who trump calls a monkey. Why does trump want claude?>>61913267>>61913298Why doesn't a white supremacist, apartheid south african, slavery supporting cheeto hitler use grok instead of claude? Elon musk is a massive government lackey and racist. He is ready to kneel to firebomb Iran.
>>61913333Grok is legitimately awful lolAlso everyone outside of xAi are like psychopath techno hippies who dont want to make skynet
>>61913333What are your positions right now so I can inverse them?...
>>61913333So based
>>61913344Also trump wants ai to make skynet so he can say look the smelly nerds bombed iran it wasnt me the ai made that decision
>>61912927i wish i could enjoy life like he doesthe burden of knowing is unbearable
>>61912927no jannie on any website has ever been that heterosexual and high test
>>61913345TMF
>>61912940Ouster will be interesting. I like lidar
>>61913044Best day so far.Up 3%, total 5% this year.It's not a lot but I'm happy
>>61913358....You're safe...for now...
>>61913151What did you invest in. In hindsight what should you have done?
>>61912974You're a truly disgusting human being, and you deserve to stay in California as your containment zone.
>>61912934Traders taking weekly profits after a tremendous run. Going higher next month.
>>61913152I think that was the case leading up the election. Most posts this year seem entirely different, someone clearly mimicking his style.
Guys I bought msft leaps am I fucked?
>>61913044+4.49%A modest end to a green week.
>>61913272babe niggers get roped from the back of a miata
>>61913061nice job, what's your annualized yearly average?
>>61912974Also you're a vain nigger saying there's no one else like you. Fucking hell
>>61912979>Next weekI've already x5'd my entire portfolio on oil tankers the last ten days. Not expecting it to go much further unless there is a strike on Iran.
>>61913272babe I'm literally the most perfect man to walk the face of the earth, even if I fuck nigger trannies. If I'm not good enough for you no one will ever be and my beautiful blend of schizophrenia is the only thing that can save you. Think about how hard you will come when I wrap my 6 foot long nasty gray billy goat beard around your neck and choke you as I desperately hump my rapidly deflating cock against your general under side area. Financially speaking babe
>>61912999its jover
Sup /smg/, can you recommend me some good picks for commodities/metals miners? Wanna get into stuff like silver, copper, gold and maybe some other metals/rare earths? Also, what are good stocks for uranium? Thank you!
>>61913445Options? And what strikes did you do?
>>61913463Check out ticker:DYOR
>>61913458babe??
>>61913463GRND is gonna pick up in a few months, they sounded pretty optimistic about their drilling
>>61913463go to CMMG on bant or ceo.caotherwise I shill you Kuya Silver and Bayhorse Silver
>>61913463just buy whatever the ETFs are buying lad.
>>61913264Boss this still has a lot to run. Skhynix, not to be confused with South Korean hymen has a sub 20 pe. Samsung is about to be more profitable by providing memory and storage at 5 x the price . It’s gonna be an epic run like sndk and mu.
>>61913463HYMC is the most obvious pick
I'm gonna steal Penelope from babe nigger
>>61913463Rocks are trash and you're a fucking idiot if you buy them
>futures
Anyone got that one pic of the 1,000 oz silver bars stacked on skids and there's like 12 skids?
>>61913551
>>61913483>>61913531>>61913545thanks!
>>61913568No, thank you for making an old smigger feel seen and holding space for your rock collecting elders.
>>61913547no I already booked a flight to tokyo you can't
>>61913588Thats what my brain says so it must be right t. genius
GUYS I'M HAVING A HARD TIME FIGURING OUT WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN NEXT! I'M RACKING MY BRAIN HERE! I CAN'T FIGURE IT OUUUUUUT! SHOULD I BUY TECH?!?!?!?!?
Yo this niggas stacking cobberhttps://youtu.be/t85h0oTPC_I?si>>61913547Kek
Also jesus fucking christ, copper is $6 per pound and retards are buying 1 oz bars from PM vendors for over $10 per. There are 16 oz in one pound, which puts the ingot at $0.38 per.
is DPST a slurp?
>>61913598Imagine taking financial advice from a fat mystery mutt in a wife-beater who couldn't afford silver 3 years ago
Copper prices are going to collapse when the AI bubble orders unwind.
>>61913588War with Iran creates an opening for China to invade Taiwan, which will trigger an actual depression.
>>61913608No looks like dogshit and is about to crash
>>61913610thats unironically the worst take
>>61913463gold: tiernan gold, rio 2copper: amerigo resources, faraday coppersilver: physicalnickel: NIKLrare earths/lithium: REMXI dont like uranium here
>>61913609Its funny
>>61913610photonics is already eating into copper
>>61913610plausible but gold would have to correct quite a bit. which if bonds keep up the schtick is also plausible.>>61913638ah yes, the power-transmitting fiber optic.
>>61913638yea and electricity will get transfered wireless
>>61913614never going to happen retard literally every asian country that isn't China will defend Taiwan. US involvement not necessary
>>61913651They have working prototypes for wireless energy. It also gives you cancer but it does work
>>61913661im wondering what kind of material they will use to allow the wireless transfer
>>61913263no babe i'm certain. and i was napping, not ignoring you. pretty sure i know who you are there now too. and it bothers me, but i know one evening with me and you would forget about all that stuff. i wish you'd forgive me for whatever you're mad at me for, i have nothing but affection and love for you, we can work through things together, silence and anger won't make things better for us. i really love you babe, i'm on your team, i wanna make you happy.
Can I get rich off of selling covered calls on NVDA?
>>61913649>>61913651buddy look at alab computeri'm talking about data not pwoer. copper based interconnects are slow, not saying i'm not bullish any periodic element, but it's less copper used overall.
>>61913610They are already using optical. check LITE
now that the market is closed its usually the time when they announce a war or something like that.
>>61913667I agree that computers and networks have to become faster to make le gdp number go upI disagree that copper will get used lesswhy? because the faster the computers get the more we will build anyways and the datacenters consist of more than just fiber optics and server racks, think about cooling and reliable power supply
>>61913661They also have working prototypes for nuclear fusion, wireless energy, blockchain-based currency, CBDCs, and SDRs, yet...
>>61913674>HDMI 2.1 Cable - 48 Gbps>QSFP+ Ultra High End Light Based Fiber - 40GbpsHas no one told these retards in data centers to just use HDMI copper cables instead of this light based snake oil? Seems way faster and cheaper. I can find HDMI cables at home depot for fucks sake.
I have $60k in cash and I don't know what portfolio to make so I made 15 fidelity accounts and put $2k in each of them to see which one wins in a year
>>61913695Lol
I need a 12x to retire (or some of the boomers to go) fuck me I guess
>>61913691yea but compare the length of these both cables lol
>>61913674as recently as last week I serviced a boomer condo that had a single 1g copper connection per 300 units all funneled into a single 1g fiber connection. they advertise 1g fiber internet. there is still some work to do.
Picked up oil and a few other things. Green for once.
>>61913263if i can get one more reply from you tonight, this is what i want. why you're upset with me, what i've done to hurt you. if i'm ever going to make it up to you i need to know. i think you've forgotten the reason, you're just holding onto the feeling because you think it's important. i remember why i love you though, every day. how much i admire your mind, how when i was trying to show my heart to people you were the one who stopped to look, how good it felt when we could make each other smile with a word. i know things you don't babe, i know what we're missing every day we're apart and it makes me so sad, if you knew it too you wouldn't be this way.
>>61913697This is how its setupETF Battle Royale>ALLW Account70% ALLW, 10% AVES 10% QLD>TQQQ Rebalance Method 20% TQQQ 20% SGOV 20% EDV 40% ALLW>TQQQ Rebalance Method 250% TQQQ 50% SGOV>Permanent Portfolio25% QLD 25% GDE 25% EDV 25% LVHI>Permanent Portfolio 225% RSSB 25% ALLW 25% DFIV 25% TQQQ>Safety Portfolio30% ALLW 30% RAAX 30% MOOD 10% TQQQ>Asset Allocation Portfolio20% ALLW 20% NTSX 20% RSSB 20% SPLS 20% ESBG>SOXL Account100% Cash . Buy Soxl during Dips>QLD account50% QLD 50% GDESingle Stock Olypmics:Portfolio 1:50% SGOV 50% NVDA, AVGO, TSM, MU 2X Leveraged Portfolio 2:50% SGOV 50% Penny/Small/Mid CapsSmall Cap Account:In progressMid Cap:In progressPenny Slop:Mix of BZAI, GSIT, DGXX, AMCI, CYN, SPCE, RR, KSCP.Portfolio 3:In progress maybe international or safe single stocks or something____Main Portfolio:Portfolio 1 100 Baggers Portfolio 2: SHTF etfs. Like 50 ETFs in herePortfolio 3: 50% Cash 40% SGOV 10% ALLW (This is where the 30k is)
>>61913044-0.12%+0.71%-0.08%
will trump anti anthropic tweet cause a dip for the ai sector? this damn market ain't dipping hard enough to trigger my buy limit. i had to up this gay shit and it still ain't hitting.
>female coworkers raise my cortisol levels>new manager framemoggs meWhat do I invest in at this point? Life is so unfair.
Slurping MSFTThe market is irrational>>61912999BVLLISH for MSFT
>>61913792was waiting for it to drop to $350-$360
How are people losing money in this market?
>>61913809I'll slurp all the way down. I was tempted to slurp more on these levels but I'm gonna be patient.
>>61913792I was just looking at leaps for Msft. When do you think market will remember Msft owns 50% of open ai .
>>61913791have you tried jestermaxing? microwave fish in the breakroom, that's my favorite workplace prank.
CHINA LEAKED LOCKHEED MARTIN F-22s SPOTTED IN ISREAL WE GOINTO WAR BOIS
>>61913830We already knew this
>>61913830I hate Turdnald do much it's unreal
