EVERYTHING DUMPING WWIIIHow fucked are we?
>>61914991Nothing burger
>>61914991i have a certified iq of 143 and i'm telling you the markets will open higher on monday
>>61914991It will be over before monday
>>61915005>>61915010IT'S OVER AND YOU CAN'T PROVE ME WRONG.SELL.
>>61914991You are a strange kind of creatura.>>61915010Wow you dont say!
>>61915017how will you sell when the markets are closed, retard
>>61914991Pretty sure oil is not dumping.
>War in the middle east of all places>Better sell my cryptoimagine falling for this shit lol
>>61915027They sold 2 days ago on wintermute, you goys better panic sell, they need liquidity to buy it back!
>>61915010i'm unironically 148 and i'm telling you that i have no fucking idea
imagine the green candle when americans wake up to that news that iran has been defeated permanently
>>61915039Imagination land is the only place that's happening I'm afraid
>>61914991the idea that an attack against iran would start ww3 is beyond retarded
>>61914991Not my problem
>>61914991>try to create a casus belli with failed peace talks>peace talks succeed>oh shit>attack anywayLMAO they remembered they don't give a fuck. The public didn't do shit when the 'stein files dropped so they won't do shit now>>61915055If this actually becomes a war, it's going to be the biggest one so far in the Middle East. Iran is no Iraq
>>61915112You cannit trust jews? Wow thats new to me!
I can’t believe this orange cunt is dragging us into war with Iran. We are going to be fucked in the midterms.
>>61915055Retards really thought Iran buying Chinese Temu brand anti air defense was going to knock our B2's out of the sky.
>>61915112Iran is more of a nothingburger than Iraq. It's much farther from Israel with a bitch made army. Nobody ever stands behind the sand countries we attack. Only retards think WW3.
>>61915112>If this actually becomes a warit wil never happenIraq and Afghanistan were too traumatic for the US to ever consider large ground invasion anymore they will bomb the shit out of their enemy tho
Should I buy a whole Bitcoin if it drops to $20k?
Israel bombs Iran or its friends almost constantly.
>>61915139trump said americans are going to die, but that is okay because it is for a nobel cause
>>61915172>nobel causePeace prize is coming home.
>>61914991I TOLD YOU TO BUY DHT CALLS
>>61914991I voted for this
Does that mean my 4x wti crude futures will print on Monday?
>>61915172Being a gaytriot and serving the zog is very nobel.>>61915182>Peace President btwHe already got his nobel peace prize so....>It still counts even if you had to buy it and it has someone else's name on it?
>>61915183I never saw your post anon :(
PANIC SELL RIGHT NOW BEFORE ITS TOO LATE
>>61915032>buy it backKek the reason they buy is back is because they can dump it again. This shit has no inherent value.
>>61914991All WW3 fear has been priced in for 4 years now. Up only will continue through year end once the nothing burger dust settles.
>>61915215Ofc, its cyclical, infinite wealt extraction from baghokders and gamblers!>>61915057
>>61915183I did. 2 in fact. Number not going up yet...
>>61915010I agreet.145
>>61915033Checked. New metrics for the midwit-line saved.
>>61915022paper IOUs
>>61915010I'm 98.6 IQ (just tested myself), and I can tell you that gold and oil will be up, tech stocks and crypto will crash
>>61915039>wake up to that news that iran has been defeated permanentlyThat happened in 2025 remember? MSM told me that anyone claiming that Iran isn't fully defeated is spreading fake news
>>61914991I don't care.>"b-but what about muh muslims!???"Muslims are a bigger threat than Jews. Good riddance. I hope Isreal takes over the entire middle east.
>>61914991Oil and metals are closed for the weekend, so we don't know if they are dumping. I don't think they are.Crypto, on the other hand, is dead.
Brown people in the Middle East are now being bombed by America, the world is returning to normal, thank you based Trump
>>61915131Thank God Israel is safe!
>>61915655Sigh. What do you think they are gonna do with the refugees?
>>61915655>Muslims are a bigger threat than Jews. jewish hands wrote this post.
>>61915825>>61915826You do realize the fact that our retarded politicians are egalitarians that want cheap labor and believe in some kind of color-blind utopia doesn't actually detract from the fact I stated?In my ideal view, the Israelis would knock the shit out of and tame all of the ragheads in their region. The ragheads that want to leave could move to another raghead country. Blame your own politicians for letting them flood Europe (and to a much lesser extent, the USA).The vast majority of ragheads want global Sharia Law and would gladly saw your head off on a livestream to make a point. The vast majority of Jews just want a mixed economy, with some generally secular liberal values and a center-left political system (which is still a problem), but at least you can own private property and pretty much do whatever you want. Under Sharia Law you'll be a 2nd class citizen and you can kiss your Christianity, Atheism, Paganism, Judaism, Hinduism and Buddhism all goodbye.There are also 2 billion Muslims on the planet. There are only 16 million Jews. The Muslims will kill you AND the Jews when they have the chance. Just remember that.
>>61914991Americans bombing sandy shitholes is actually good for the economy
>>61915634silver will moon
>>61915010I am schizophrenic and I do drugs.the machine elves told me this is true
those who long
Market plummets Monday right?
>>61915022certain stocks are OTH
>>61915858not falling for it, rabbi. jews are as big a threat as muslims. you will both be tortured to death in this life and the next.
>>61915039If it happens, it won't happen before market open on Monday
>>61915131About 1/5 of the world's oil is produced in the Persian Gulf region. Iran has spent the last few hours demonstrating that they are quite capable of precise strikes on facilities along the Gulf coast. It remains to be seen whether they will decide to bomb the oil infrastructure.
>>61916014I'm not Jewish, you retard.
>>61915858You don't know your ragheads. The US/Israel are attacking the other type of ragheads. Iranians are the type of ragheads who know how to build a modern, well-functioning, industrialized country - and that's why their continued existence is intolerable to Israel. Iran is a country that even has its own independent space program. Also, Iran accepts the existence of other religions and muslim denominations, even making a point of having a token jew and a token zoroastrian in their parliament.Fun fact: Iran and Iran-aligned militias were instrumental in defeating ISIS
>>61915112>Iran is no IraqThey're weaker, the regime literally has no support inside the country. You can't fight an enemy without an army.
>>61916079see >>61916118 this guy's post as well, rabbi. iranians aren't 50 IQ sand niggers.
So is this time the real deal? Not like last year when it was just some tactical bombings?
Do people not realize that Iran mines a fuck ton of crypto which means they will have to start a fuck ton to fund this war?
>>61916118You have no clue what you're talking about. The leadership is a bunch of Arabs thats killing Persians aka real Iranians.
>>61916176>PersiansI fucking hate Iranians who still call themselves that
>>61915858>>61916079Lol what is this 60 year old guy typing dawg that aint it
Republicans starting wars, again
I unironically have TDS; this orange baboon drives me fucking crazy. Get me out of this timeline.
Iran is now bombing crypto influencers in Dubai lmao
>>61916211the fuck? source or didn't happen
I will be honest, I hope a lot of burgers will die for Israel. You burgers deserve much more for subversion you suffered and did nothing about it. Now your military is completely controlled by the tribe and your carriers and planes are doing what Bibi tells them to do. Embarrassing.
>>61916240Just look up Iran missile Dubai
Geopolitical bros, what are your thoughts about this? Do you think this will end up like what happened a year ago or this is the real deal? I wouldn't like to see a v shape recovery. Pls, I don't wanna have to go to /pol/ and talk to those people.
>>61916479Unpopular opinion: Nothing ever happens.The US does not have the industry capacity for a war with Iran.
>>61915128He’s ending the war, not starting it, dipshit.
>>61916251What do you think will happen, fag, when there is no one left to fight in the Middle East?Cannibalize the master...
>>61916522We’ve always been at war with Eurasia, etc etc.
>>61915888For me it’s Metallica Mob
>>61916211A selfless and victimless act.My heartfelt commiseration goes to Iran.
>>61916479Iran's regime cucked itself into a corner. It's being attacked by Israel and it's golem, all the while its populace hates the regime and want to overthrow it. It's literally ogre for the regime. All they can do now is go out with a bang and try to cause as much destruction as possible. The regime leadership should've fled to Russia when they had the chance.
Do you guys think the mexican peso will be affected much if at all by this?I was shorting EURMXN friday. i think i might be earning a ton when the market opens
>>61915858>the baby-slurpers believe in some kind of color-blind utopia
>>61915027
>>61916733who the fuck would care what an average normgroid in some country thinksits 2026, if you can't manufacture consent, you have no business ruling anyone
>>61914991Biggest nothingburger of this year already
>>61915655>Muslims are a bigger threat than JewsSaid no non-jew ever. At least try to blend in if you're going to make gey propaganda.
>>61918181yep. the US could literally nuke several countries at once and there would be no consequences whatsoever, just some stupid drama for a few days. this is the uncomfortable truth the rest of the world doesn't like to hear.
>>61915033165 here and I don't even care. May as well let them kill each other half way across the planet.
I unironically think we need more war so that markets stop overreacting to it. Just let my ETFs steadily go up in peace.
