I was told Iran Israel war would bring Bitcoin to 0It barely went down 5% Thanks tho
pretty lame ngl, i'm sure the stocks will open green +1.26 too
Americans are sleeping right now next to their oversized missuses. Wait until they wake up and have their 3rd breakfast (3rd is at tacobell). They will crash it.
>>61915341war hasn't started. war with iran might be some serious shit. Btc will crash with markets as the escalation starts going on and entire jewish cities get wiped
>>61915358why would Israel pick a fight with the Iran if they can't win
>>61915362iran has said they will target israel with all they have if us attacks
>>61915358that wont happen, they have an iron dome
>>61915358>war hasnt started>look inside>it startedGonna slurp some VOO on monday too
>>61915358The only jew city that matters for stocks is NYC
>>61915371That sounds pretty cool too. So if we bomb Iran, Iran doubles it and gives it to the next jew? These terms are acceptable.
>>61915375the iron dome didn't even last a week last summer. That's why the war stopped. If iran throws all their missiles they can ruin a whole city. I'm not an iranian shill by any mean but they absolutely can level jewish cities.And that's their last ride so they will do it
>>61915384Iran has super SANIC missiles.
>>61915341Sorry, dont hate me, hate the players!>>61915057 no more cheapies 4 u!
>>61915386they're barely even retaliating lol
>>61915395Everybody hates jews now. Even the most normie NPCs that I know hate the jews now. Once boomers die, ISRAEL IS DONE. Trust the plan
>>61915394CZ making a slurp BTC reserve fund is all the confidence I needed to be fair. Thanks for the info fren.
>>61915414Its not a reserve, its what he sold 2 days ago, when he got the info from trump about the weekend attack.
>>61915403There is truth to this, today as I watched the news, I could tell even the most senseless pro-american hawks in my country are having to dig deep into their arse for arguments. But I am sure the thought of the many sheckels that they were going to receive from some NGO once they walk out from the studio kept them going.
>>61915341I hope the mudslimes manages to glass half of jewland and bring prices (crypto, stocks, whatever) down for real
>>61915425Ded jews would pump crypto, i dont know about the jew york stonk market....
>>61915425Sounds like a win-win to me
I'm fucking slurping but I need money by TODAY
>>61915341Wait until amerigoys fully wake up and check the news
>>61915341>Cope>Slurp>cope>slurpLMFAO
>>61915356I'm awake! America never sleeps. It is also Saturday.KYS eurotrash
>>61915403>Even the most normie NPCsso nobody of consequence? face it, they can openly start talking about you dying for israel and the average person absolutely won't do shit since both parties are pro-israel. almost nobody will risk death in this day and age while they have their portion of soma and food in the fridge.
>>619153415% today5% tomorrow5% the day after tomorrow...
>>61915473I'm listening...
>>61915341You son of a bitch!I'm in for a slurpin good time.
>>61915473+10% today+10% tomorrow+10% next day+10% next day+10% next day+10% next day
>>61915379The city Jews are now trying to flee because Mummy Dummy is ruining everything?
There's no war, this is just a bit of bombing, nothing different to anything that has happened many times over recent years.Are nukes flying?Are boots on the ground fighting with Russian or Chinese soldiers?Has there even been a cheeky little dirty bomb let off by Iranian sleepers???No, nothing. Nothing is happening.
>>61916052BUT CHUDDA, WHAT IF-
>>61916052They fear us, they also can't truly fight back because they know if they start, we will just mag dump into their corpses 1000 times over. So sick of these ppl, jist die.
>>61915341Slurping has never been this easy
