Prepare to see inflation skyrocket.We are entering a hellish period of stagflation.My ass hurts already.
>>61915547My dick is in a transitory k shaped stagflationing! I mean where the fuck is my sub 1500 eth kids? Pull the rugs! Activate ze syberpandemic!
>>61915557soon
>>61915564Ohboi! We gonna build back even better, jacob!
If this is winning then I'm tired of winning.
>>61915595Stfu and keep winning with the greatest leader of AMERICA!
>>61915547Should I go all in on GUSH?
>>61915547>entering a hellish period of stagflationWe've been in that for half a decade, only like 5 AI stocks were growing
Why are oil prices not updated on weekends? It works for crypto. You can't tell me traders don't work on weekends.
>>61915842Because boomers are entitled to their 9-5. + Weekend.
>>61915842Weekends are for the wars
>>61915547How so? Due to Iran? Lol this is just a small skirmish. Russia can't invest in Iran currently since Ukraine is stalling them or aggro-ing them. And America, even though Trump wants to show military might, isnt going to start an all out war which will again be multiple years long just to fuck up Iran, who is even more zealous and entrenched in a mountain range than Afghanistan.This is just a few bombs in the hopes they stop pursuing their efforts in uranium-enrichment.
>>61915547>$150I wouldn't bet on it. Many oil traders have hope the war will be over soon and/or that the US/Israel will be able to disable Iranian missile bases around the Gulf and/or that Iran won't dare to attack Gulf oil infrastructure
>>61916030This war is just further evidence why Iran needs the independent ability to enrich uranium
>>61916030>>61916035You see those clumps? Those are stopped tankers and cargo ships.
>>61916084Does that mean much? There is a lot of them parked in front of Houston.
>>6191610220% of the world's oil doesnt go through Houston
Should I open a massive long on oil? Oil is on hyperliquid.
>>61916084Many oil traders will have hope that tankers will soon be able to moving through the strait again
>>61916139Those that are long will have hope of the opposite.
>>61915547> The total market capitalization of all above-ground gold is estimated to be approximately $35 trillion to over $36 trillion as of early 2026I wonder how the US will fund the war effort?
>>61915547OP rekt in anus
>>61915547Uh? Are you Chinese by any chance? Afraid your "partners" are getting crushed?
>>61916538> market will go down> inflation will eat cashNIGGA WHO THE FUCK CARES ABOUT THE CHINESE OR THE GOAT FUCKERS!!!??
>>61916571>market will go down>inflation will eat cashbuy the dip, panicans always lose>oh no something was bombed somewhere I need to sell everythinghow emotional
>>61916571Ah yes, panic sell. Is this your first war?
>>61916588YES NIGGA WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO??
is that bullish for bitcoin
>>61915547The US is energy independent, not our problem. Chinks lost venezuela and iran.
Only 11% up so far. I'm not impressed.
>>61916821Idk what is this but 11% is a fair jump considering the circumstances. Depends also if something more happens or not.
>>61916084>>61916139piloting a tanker seems pretty chill aside from piracy/US intervention
>>61917039I wouldn't download a tanker
>>61916030You are deluded
>>61915547TKDTKDTKDTotal zogbot death
Even if the block the strait we can just bomb whatever it is they are using to block it.
>>61917057Zogbot fetard
>>61917057le frog hath spoke
As someone who bought oil last week (see picrel), realize we still have a SPR and it's half full. I actually doubt oil will move too much.
>>6191603085% of Iran’s oil goes to China. Losing the regime to a hostile one is a national security threat. China will fund proxies and the Hormuz strait will be the Houthi Red Sea 2.0, oil will have a $10-$15 risk premium even when the US backs down.
>>61918135Fuck you, we BETTER be worth a ton on Monday asshole. I put dosh in once they said GET NON ESSENTIAL OUT, that shit was real.
>>61916614war is extremely bullishbuy the dip on monday, if any is left
>>61918152a lot of their oil goes to China but most of China's oil comes from other sources
>>61916030>This is just a few bombs in the hopes they stop pursuing their efforts in uranium-enrichment.I thought Trump already succeeded at this back last summer? Iran's superpower must be always being 2 weeks away from getting nukes.
>>61916084May I ask great anon-kun, where you are getting these graphs? Is there real world geo data of tankers wet and dry bulk?Please provide!
>>61919095https://www.marinetraffic.com
>>61919100*glady cups anon's balls and gently massages them gratefully
>OPEC Plus to Boost Oil Production as Iran Strikes Threaten Price Spike>The cartel pledged to increase output by 206,000 barrels a day from next month, and said that members would “closely monitor and assess market conditions.”Relax, oil price will be kept low.
>>61919599Oh, yeah, that will totally compensate 20% of global oil stuck in Hormuz
