What happened to the retard who made a thread yesterday bragging about how he went all in on polymarket's bet that nothing would happent to Iran? Imagine losing it all just because you wanted to gain 20% lmaoooo
>>61916421Just bet in Jesus not coming back
>>61916421>>61916424>insiders rig market>ohh noo I was so close to winningjust stop gamblingthese "insiders" would have nothing to win if you stopped giving them moneythis is how gambling has always workedthe house wins, and sometimes a few lucky people walk away with a bit, but if they keep coming back, they too will lose
>>61916424Why would I do that? Just so the UMA scammers can say some bullshit like "Oh well some dude also named Jesus returned home after a trip" and steal everyone's money? Polymarket has zero credibility thanks to UMA scammers and you should never put big money in the platform.
>>61916440It'd be more like some guy like David Cruz shows up on the scene and a niche religious organization declares him Jesus Returned™, and thus the terms of the bet can be said to be satisfied.
>>61916421That was betting market jews trying to lure in dumb goyim money to increase their gains. Thousands of Israeli insiders and hundreds of U.S. military officers knew this attack was coming days in advance.
>>61916424>just park your money on polymarket for a literal year for a 1% return if that. There are other ways to get free money at a higher return than 1%
>>61916478Nope. Has to be 100% concrete Jesus, aka, preforms ONE undeniable miracle; a world wide view resurrection of one person, dead for an entire year.Easy to prove. Can't fake it.
>>61916421>What happened to the retard who made a thread yesterday bragging about how he went all in on polymarket's bet that nothing would happent to Iran?Sounds like he got rekt.I took the opposite tack. Back when people on /pol/ were posting photos of U.S. aerial refueling tankers staged at some Eastern European airport, I think it was at Sofia, it became really fucking obvious that an attack was imminent. So I put my money on Khameini being out as "leader of Iran". I bought the June 30th contracts on that, since even though the buildup was already pretty big it might take a while longer.IIRC I bought when the odds were 43% and now his odds are 6%. I just cashed out part of my position, so my upside is only a net $46 instead of a possible $47. However my potential loss went from $50 down to $31, if I'm doing the math right.I really fucking hate that Polymarket refuses to onboard Americans still. I've been on their waitlist for three fucking months. I'm only able to bet on a very small subset of their bets thanks to Gemini partnering with them, but Gemini only allows a few dozen markets, most of which are the retarded "what will __insertshitcoinname__ close at on __specificdate__?" Like, who the fuck cares whether Solana/ETH/Zcash/DOGSHIT is going to be over $0.001 next Wednesday at 00:00 UTC?But at least I've won two of my three closed bets, am in profit on a fourth, and have little doubt that my remaining biggie (Republicans hold the Senate -- barring a total meltdown they should keep a minimum of 52 seats and could gain up to two) will end up as a win.Meanwhile dumbfucks like >>61916440 are so terrified of getting rugpulled that they won't even attempt to get in on these moneymaking opportunities.
>>61916421Fucking nuts knowing that planets would align today and the silence from Russia/China
>>61916421>six million
