>finally start earning some good money for the first time in my life and want to invest it>stock market looks like it's at the peak of a bubble and could pop at any time Fuck my nigger life.
>>61919388Go reverse? Puts. Done.Retard.
>>61919396Post folio
>>61919388If you have extra money buying the top isn't a big deal. Just keep buying all the way down.
>>6191938850% of time the s&p is trading around an ATH. dunno what you are waiting for. I can fucking guarantee you, you will be the first one to be scared shitless to invest once the market dips. finding excuses is always easy.
>>61919396You don't need to sign your posts on this website
>>61919388Heh there's no bubble. I am very smart by the way. You just have to buy the top no matter what at all times.
>>61919388You are literally an unsophisticated stock investing dilettante. Why do you think your incorrect evaluation holds any merit? No really, think about it.
The market looked like it was about to pop for the whole time since I started investing in the year of our Lord 2017.
It’s been an upwards ride for a few years now. While you can time certain events such as earnings reports or the latest news such as wars, you can’t time bubble pops. Order using limits and wait for either Monday or Fridays to invest since the past few weeks those days lead to dumps. Putting money into the market shouldn’t be a one time thing either, you should be investing regularly like every month to keep the money growing. Even if you time it badly this time there’s always next month or the month after that you’ll be investing.
>>61919388seems like a good entry point for crypto though
Protip! There won't be a crash. We are in a melt-up. >USD is worthless and getting more worthless every day>bond yields are not good; there is no safe place to park money>therefore all money is going into assets (stocks, real estate, etc.)
>>61919991Don’t worry about it good goy
>>61919418>>61919886This. There’s never a great time to start investing, and I’ve been absolutely sure the market was going to crash several times, but obviously didn’t. My actual worry isn’t the market tanking, it’s more about a potential lost decade like Japan or AI completely eliminating jobs.
>>61919991We’re now in year 55 of the dollar because less valuable than it was the year prior and people still don’t understand they need to dump money in the market for the chance to make it.
Buddy everyone believes people are dumb now. Well whst do dumb people like. Liquor stores, shooting ranges, payday loans
>>61919426Lmfao.
>>61919388just save everything and wait 10 years to buy the bottom
>>61919388buy gold and silver. i got into them shortly before ATH, and i'm still up 11%. it's a no-brainer.
>>61919388>there's going to be a massive fire sale!>fuck my life, why did I get such an opportunity?Are you retarded?
Just DCA you fucking retard
>>61920445Dca into gold and silver is easy. Buying cheapies from the tech companies not so much. Ai will get so good they might be able to code an entire facebook or google then what :/
>>61919388Unironically just stay employed, max your 401k match minimally, buy some gold and silver, you can buy inverse etfs if you want bearish exposure without options but these generally lose holders money unless you can time perfectly. Buy energy production and inputs, mining, nuclear, tungsten. The hard times are starting though, keep employed and too important to draft than you can't lose, at least not any more than your peers are about to. You'll have plenty of time to buy all the way to the bottom and back out again. This might take 10 years or so which is why you should put some aside for "risk off" assets even if they exploded upward starting in 26 minutes or so. Also dca into something weapons production related in Europe or America. Small arms for domestic are probably fucked due to ammo input shortages but everything else is being asked to 10x production or getting contracts more than they ever had like ktos. Blood money is the most honest and likely to stay solvent as we drift away from peak population on a sea of screaming masses.
>>61919388Spread your investments.>HYSA/bonds 20%>boomer rocks 10%>boomer virtual rock (not plural intentionally. don't waste money on alts) 10%>uranium, rare earth, and oil/energy companies/ETFs 10%>QQQ/VOO/SPY 10%>international ETFs 10%>dividend ETFs 10%>gambling/moonshots 10%>real estate ETFs 10%Adjust the percentages to your liking, but NONE should be over 20%.>muh bubbleThe bubble might pop. Worst case, your SPY goes down 50% and slowly grows back through the years. The rest won't go 50% down.The problem is how secure is your job. If you get your ass fired during a recession as bad as covid and start eating into savings, you're fucking done. This is basically how rich people get richer during recessions. Normalfags break down and sell assets and investments for cheap and the rich slurp it all up.>>61919991I believe this as well. This will just delay the inevitable though. Instead of an economic collapse now, you will have societal collapse in a few decades.
