inflation returns edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesPrevious smigger thread>>61918664
>futures
>>61920809>AMAZING COOPERATION - INTELLIGENCE WIN>(we spent 1 trillion dollars to find the man sitting inside his own house)Lmao. Glowies suck their own cocks harder than NVDA . If I could by puts on the nuCIA I would. What clowns. I miss the old Good Shepard 'badminton-on-the-vineyard-this-weekend-Brett?' CIA.
do not check bitcoin computer
Made up my mind, I’m selling tomorrow
They will print more to finance this war
Not even 3 hours until all hope is lost babe
Sell Monday open?
i'm feeling relaxed as fuck about this whole thing
>>61920824Aren't many countries already exiting the dollar?
First for Korea . It’s early to get on the Korea memory trade . American companies are flying to Seoul to beg execs for orders.
listening to the jews make noises while they watch iranian rockets strike their cities is the second best thing after the ai porn
>>61920839Milkshake theory, more uncertainty and nations flock to dollars for safety. Dollar appreciates. At least in short term.
I bought a lot of EQNR last year, guess I'll have a green Monday
>France, Germany, and the UK are ready to take defensive action against Iran - AFPDON'T MAKE ME DEFEND MYSELF
Monday morning moves:JETDSHNYIMPP
>>61920846How does the rollar appericateHave you looked at the gold price
Long Oil and TSLA.This is a threat.
>>61920851Oooh SHNY
>>61920850Iran is targeting civilian targets in the gulfno one told them to be retarded
>>61920866Like the girls school in Iran or the Gaza Strip . Mohel leave the real world to us goyim.
>futureshttps://youtu.be/1oDoFsxBQ3I
So how bad is Monday gonna be?
>>61920858"Oil" which oil?
>>61920850What are the germs going to do? Send 5000 helmets to isreal?
Will oil pump harder when the Saudis join in on the bombing? Surely Iran will start bombing oil infrastructure then.
>>61920850Brits and French defending the chose ones from day one... But doing a poor jobHaifa
>>61920897>50% of chinese oil goes through hormuz>20% of chinese energy comes from oil>zimbabwechuds initiate export ban on lithium>china is number 1 importer of lithium>china must now buy lithium from westBig loser is actually the Chinese this week. Both for EV tech and oil they are the ones getting assraped.I expect a full MOFCOM chimp out on Monday or Tuesday.
>futas
>>61920850>attacking foreign places and waging wars is ""defense""one thing i admire trump for is that he's honest about it
>>61920850also hilarious how europe that has nothing to do with this suddenly decides to fight for israelpeak golems
>>61920934I think its because Iran is attacking their overseas bases
>>61920927>peace president, no new warshonest is a strong word
>>61920884hopefully big bad red. i got $23k ready baby.
>>61920934They just want to be able to say they did something when victory is declared. They're basically photo bombing what should have been a victory lap for the USA and Israel. And instead Macron's going to jump into the peace talks with his gay ass sunglasses and then reddit will say that they always supported destroying Iran. SHAMELESS!
I’m scared, and I’m like 75% out of the market. I hurt for my bullbros
okay so should I buy oil monday or am I going to buy top?
>>61920934Interestingly everyone was mum but Spain actually has come out pretty strongly against the war.If I could find a way to buy puts on spain I would. They will certainly be beheemed for doing so.
>>61920934we're interconnected babe, they are our allies, europe and israel and we have dovetailing interests as well. to view everything through that prism is not only unhealthy but you have an unrealistic view of the world. i dunno if this was a good idea or not but now that it's happening it's good to see our allies supporting us.
which of these 3 would you buy anon?asts and rocketlabrocketlab seems nice with the recent dropalso there is hgraf shitcoin if you think they are a buy please mention good price points but I am probably pretty long on them
>>61920934EU leaders were on Epstein island as well. Not hard to understand why they're gonna do as t they're told.
>>61920892I'm using natural gas to repell the drones
All my money is in defense stocks anyways so we're Gucci but what's NEXT? the war is already old news desu it'll be a cold trade by tuesday
>>61920973Spain just got surpassed by Poland in average wages. It's a dying caliphate so of course it identified with Iran.
>>61920985It also imports migrants en masse
>>61920884If you hold US defense like me... not bad at all
Dollar going up will fucking destroy tech
Should I throw a few shekels at this? Seems like the opposite always happens...
>>61921000why would it?
>>61920809QRD on why the last thread was deleted?
>>61920992Surely, nothing can go wrong. Buy the news, as they say.
>>61921001
>>61921004Mainly software but creditors pulling back on investment loans will massively change the forecast
>When your asset class starts releasing cammo merch...
>oil
What's it looking like? Are we bullish for tech and speculative assets?
>>61920858>buy TSLA, whose p/e ratio is at 375no, i don't think i will
>>61921025Going all in on no aliens isnt a bad safe investment this year
>>61920858>>61920921Lithium export ban will hurt TSLA bigly.
>>61920921>>61918811You know who is going to REALLY get fucked by this? Japan. They're almost entirely dependant on Middle Eastern oil and gas imports.
>>61921025bullish for HOOD
>>61921049Japan can just import from america. They are the greatest ally of americans. They love americans. They also hate immigrants. There's no way japan gets hurt when they just changed laws to allow companies to focus on making shareholders happy.
Should I ape into oil or gold?
>>61921027wtf is this real?
Kneel
Biblical dump on its way
weekend oil up 16% wow
>>61920921China isn't just going to sit on the sidelines, they're going to counter with something.
>>61921038The chinese half of tesla.Doesn’t matter to me because I know it’s the bag progressive minded investors are gonna go for.
>>61921049how much you reckon it would cost to buy a sex slave from the yakuza?
>>61921082Did you nit see their 500 word cope essay where they said literally nothing and promised literally nothing
>trump went from saying it'll take 2 weeks to 4 weeks to beat iranthe market is so cooked.
>>61921030sure what could go wronghttps://youtu.be/mdB3Oyd5HtU?si=eYDiT0ZhfKCNep7_
Soon
>>61921068it's really funny and sad that russia is right next door with tons of energy and oil but japan won't trade with them because of (((reasons)))
>buy Lockheed Martin and Boeing, buy Raytheon or whatever american defense companies are called!>3 trillion dollar american defensive missiles will intercept that cheap weak iranian missile!I'd be shorting defense companies if I was you. Look at their performance. The military industrial complex has become overpriced, bloated and corrupt. Like Nvidia and shit.
I just need to make enough money to start a compound in South America and hire poor locals as security.
>>61921080holy kekif it goes up too fast i'm selling on open and buying again when a fake ceasefire is announced
>>61920959Healthy portfolio.
>>61921106But more missiles being used means more orders which means more money
>>61921109Physical gold traded at 5900 dollars today in the China gold districts
>>61921103that russia is in a proxy war with it's overseas allies? yes, that's a pretty good reason. get a grip darling.
>>61921100has something to do with iran plummeting jerusalem, tel aviv and haifa for hours, with hipersonic rockets making beautiful ballet-style pivots for the obververs. i dont think (((they))) have nearly enough defensive assets on ground,which is why the rest of the goyim will be forced to come to rescue
>>61921114The make 32 THADDS a year. Fired off more than that in one day.
>>61921106https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gyaPf6qXLa8
>>61921114Why would anyone want to buy useless missiles?
>>61921082Well you can see it both ways.>only 1/4 americans support the war (reuters) so more american doomerism, Americans poison international reputation, Americans bogged down away from Asia, debt+++ printing+++ dedollarization +++>China loses regional partner, oil prices go up, x2 double fucking from lithium and oil on both renewables and oil I am not sure which beijing wants more.>>61921089also can see two ways>lithium ban fucks tsla>oil price rises, gas up, more people buy EVs
>>61921068There's not the terminals for it nor the tankers and capacity.>>61921103Russian pipelines flowed to Europe and new ones are going to China.
>>619211143 missiles were used and they didn't work
>>61921117>alliesjapan are slaves, not allies
>>61921080Sell the rip
cant we just get a normal fucking market?
>>61921074Kino pic. What app?
>>61921117>darlingthis is a babe general
>>61921072Please respond
>>61921072>buying the newsRegional airlines and tourism.
>>61921134not sure what to make of that. they enjoy a pretty high standard of living there and i think if you asked them they'd say different. what kind of oil stocks do you own? i have ssl and pbr, but i'm underweight oil, hoping things aren't too bad tomorrow in the rest of the market.
>>61921145Why didn't you ape into oil and PM last week when all the ships and planes were heading to Iran? You're too late now
i warned you.
>>61921128Exactly its a double play. Buying both sidesWhen liberal investors see oil prices rise they’re not going to be particularly interested in investing in Exxon.They’re going to be thinking about EVs.Expect a lot of signaling from other automakers that their EVs matter too once investors get going.People who get exited at high oil prices and don’t care for EVs will just buy oil, which is the other side of the play.
Futures show S&P opening at -0.18%. A complete nothing burger. Going to dump my cash into SPY on Monday. We moon with Iran being BTFO in a single weekend.https://www.ig.com/en/indices/markets-indices/us-spx-500
>PASTS>PRESENTS
>>61921154japan had a high standard of living before becoming golem slavesit has a lower standard of living now (compared to other first world countries) thanks to becoming golem slaves doing the bidding of the IMF with a useless currency, stagnant wages and more open borders>oili don't have a large position but i bought PBR calls on friday, thinking to sell on open
>>61921106It has been priced in since the beginning of the year but retail will jump at the chance to buy bags.I am sure you will see 100s of r/valueinvesting plays with thousands of (COMPLETELTY ORGANIC) updoots on monday.
>>61921154the US treats its vassals very well
Tell me why I shouldn’t buy BYND puts
>>61921173>bought callswow, you'll make a bunch of money. that doesn't seem like something she would do though... did i misfire or are we talking again?
So what to do when market opens
I don't understand why poor people are complaning about the $20 pokemon gba games on nintendo switch. I thought $20 was cheap even for a poor person. if it was any cheaper, it'd hardly be worth it to even list it for sale.
>>61920824why did you draw that dumb red line on the graph?
>>61921173this is dumb and false.Japan had a bizaro economy where wages were stagnant but prices were also stagnant.An ice cream costed the same price in the 1980s as it did in 2014. They just didn't believe in inflation.
>>61921160>muh pre futures
>>61921200I didnt do that Can you read the legend?
Nothing ever happens!Nothing ever happens!Nothing ever happens!
>>61920934France has a defense treaty with the EAU, and after the EAU had to deal with more than 200 missiles and drones, some help might be needed as stockpiles aren't infinite. Ziggers don't know what honoring their words mean, but the West still does.
>>61921203everything was stagnant for 20 years including growth, that's why japan has pretty much nothing left going for it nowthey were forced to create a bubble right before that via IMF and their central banknow there's unstoppable inflation and taxes go to buy american weapons, unfavorable $80 billion deal to build your infrastructure, and now probably american oil tooit's a complete slave state
Iran themselves hurt the most from the hormuz closureThis shit will be over by monday market open
>>61921212>I ignore informationBraindead. What has happened to /smg/ over the years.
>>61921226/smg/ has fallen
>>61921226is this the worst smg ever?
>>61921243Love this meme
>>61921225Are they able to sell oil at all with the USA Armada outside their coast? If not they might as well try to fuck things up
wake me up when something happens
>>61921160>this highly illiquid market shows -0.18%wait until the real futures open
>>61921254according to KPLER on X they are spoofing the data to show that ships are still passing and all is TOTALLY FINE, but when you do the math the ships are sailing through the desert in the Arabian peninsula KEK.
I don’t think the gravity of the gaps that are about to appear has really been pondered and processed itt
>>61921273he has the wrong numbers anyways. those are from friday.
>pre pre futures
>>61921269you may sleep to your hearts content, since nothing ever happens
>>61921279smg has been bizarre this weekend. where this level of delusion comes from i can't fathom
>>61921295unironically ending green EOD
>>61921298(((Jannies))) keep screwing around.
>>61920809ANY GOY HERE USE ANY PROP?
Oil at 78. Literally over for CPI
>>61921305this, war was priced in on Thursday
Reminder that 1911 Gold (AUMB.V / AUMBF) is a completely electric mine hooked up to hydroelectric power, decoupling its capex from the oil price.
