Design your ideal office. What does it need to work well for you?
80% of the budget spent on chairs, one of those little stamps that does my signature, no phone but a large emergency stop button prominently displayed that signals my security to remove the client, a visibly thin desk, no drawers or anything so the client can see i have literally no paperwork also no pen
>>61921360>folding table with only a "fuck off" buttonBased...?
My ideal office is a home office with the savings of not buying corporate real estate used to buy actually functional computers and servers for me to do my job better.
>>61921339no other people in ita door i can close
>>61921339I like his office too. He also made Anastasia have an orgasm in his elevator
>>61921339dark academia or bust
>>61921593I enjoy everything about this room except the floor. Desperately needs a dark stain.Better rug too I guess.
>>61921603Agreed.
>>61921593That’s really nice , maybe a multi monitor set up that retracts into wall? . And and ergo office chair.
kino
>>61921613Maybe the carpet could be a richer red. Seems to work here... though this green is lighter
>>61921339No office is the best office.
>>61921723oh my god...
I already underperform the S&P, may as well do it from this room.
>>61921593Dark academia is comfy indeed.
>>61921339Two monitors, no privacy so I'm not tempted to browse the chans or watch porn. Large desk. Stiff upright chair, no mesh bullshit.
>>61921339concrete floor, concrete walls, concrete ceiling, no windows, at least 10,000 square feet, drop ceiling with no tiles, fluorescent ceiling lights, metal folding chairs, no desks, chromebooks only, mormon soda barista (free) in the corner next to the dippin' dots vendor (paid), a ps2 with one of those plastic ddr pads in the other corner
>>61921339Aside from my battlestation, it would need to have a snack bar with fresh fruit and ice cream and coffee, and a big couch with hot 18 year lesbians making out on it
Give me 300 goy cattle and I will build the largest empire the world has ever seen
>>61922276Sounds pleasant except that the ice cream wouldn't help me work.
>>61922333The snack bar is staffed by a hot secretary with big tits who will fetch you whatever you want
>>61921339White walls, white ceiling, and white floor. Just 2 red chairs. No other furniture. No windows.
>>61921339I generally work at home, but am willing to come into the orifice a few times a day.
>>61921339>nice views>downtown urban location, lots of lunch/coffee options in walking distance>no black people>not shitty looking inside>decent chair>dual monitors + decent computer setupOne company I worked at checked most of these boxes, except we had a call center that was 40 black people stuffed into a little room connected to our office and it killed the environment at times. Just random incidents of trashiness. One of them would frequently microwave fishsticks for lunch and it stunk up the whole place, even though the break room was 100' down the hall.
>>619213391) A beer dispenser2) Big titty chicks3) Couple bros4) Pool table5) Free salty snacks
Standing deskJ-Labs Vertical Mouse2 24" MonitorsA Sony CFS-200Bambu A1 Mini with an AES to print stupid office shitYep, I'm ready
>>61921339everyone gets their own micro office
>>61922410>come into the orificeNice pedo code speak auto correct. Get jailed.
Desk, office chair, a PC with good performance. 3 monitors.
>>61921339some penis sucking machine under the table.
>>61921339glass cubicle sir so shareholder and board of director can see me doing the hard workings and reverting back with the EPS needful
Herman Miller chairAt least three monitors Full squat rack and deadlift platform
>>61921723>just make my shit into a dark souls dungeon, but with more color
>>61921339Motorized desk in order to be able to switch between sitting and standing. Aeron chair for sitting, walkolution for walking. A lamp able to emit more than 60,000 lumen for concentration.Basically my current home office.
>>61921593>>61921831kino except for the pleb layout. desk should be pulled out from the wall with the chair on the other side so face the entrance and command the room. don't be afraid to take up space anon.>>61921712patrician layout
>>61921339a hot teenaged secretary inexplicably dressed like a french maid
>>61921593>>61921831soloCHAD layouts>>61921712commander-in-chief layout
>>61921339No women
>>61921339The top of a high-rise penthouse suite. Everything detailed in gold, black and white marble. A garden outside on the rooftop and a mini waterfall. Everything perfectly and professionally cleaned and organized daily with not a single spec of hair or dust visible. Armed security system outside in the hallways. A loaded S&W 1911 engraved in an open display box. A kitchenette with private maid/chef service at my disposal.
>>61924324Did you think dark souls invented aristocratic european design?
