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US-Iran War: Markets in wartime edition

>Latest developments on the war
https://iran.liveuamap.com/

>Some helpful links to numb the pain
https://findahelpline.com/
https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/
https://www.whitehouse.gov/refunds
https://jlingz.com/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners: so you feel like in the movies
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform you
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc smg:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

Previous smigger thread
>>61923778
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>WarGODS
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US market is just fake
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First for TKD
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>Silver dumping again
kek
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BULL BROS WE ARE BACK

GREEN EOD
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uh..the indeces are going green
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Thank you president Trump for pumping oil and aerodef, kisses
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what happened oil barrons? you said $100
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Who would have predicted that zogbots dying is bullish?
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first babe girl post. I just took the threads babe girl virginity
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>>61924364
AGPbros we are so back
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>HYMC
White metal magic
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>>61924356
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>war is bullish
wtf i love trump now
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>VOO back to flat
>VEA still down 1.5%
>SILV down 3%
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THE NATURAL GAS NIGGER WAS RIGHT
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>100 points dump and pump so funny haha
GAYASS fucking BITCHASS market
and also fake
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My main goal in investing is to accumulate a chromatically diverse collection small logos in my portfolio.

>bought Nvidia and Apollo today to get some green and white in there
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>>61924362
Sorry anon, you're in the Total Kike Dominance timeline
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First for total kike victory
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>>61924388
Once every supercycle
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>>61924318
Why would I invest in neo-clouds who are just glorified GPU rentals that rely on investment from companies like Nigvidia(vendor financing) to stay afloat? They have to constantly buy new hardware every time it is released, their profit margins are shit, out of the entire AI market they are the weakest link and most likely to go under
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told you all to buy hgraf
sad for you
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he'll name everyone but the you know who
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>>61924395
can you buy purple next?
also you are missing yellow which is a key color for big gains
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>buttcoin pumping
>Micron dumping
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>>61924411
You did and I listened.
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>>61924364
I'm so done...
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>>61924413
lol, that's not real
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>>61924416
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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There's so many open 0dte puts they were never going to let it dump.
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>this stock has gone up 2000% in the last year
>you all should buy it before you miss out!
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just bought a 0dte QQQ put
do with this info what you will
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They could've let it dump for half an hour after opening for some panic sellers at least
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This is your last notice to buy hairy and strong Greek construction company AVAX(.at for American plebeians), lovely little bit of exposure to the Middle East (Iraq)
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>>61924411
i listened and fomoed last friday
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so did BOIL pump because it has OIL in the name?
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>>61924433
i am going to pleasure myself sexually to this information whether you consent or not
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>Sandniggers get bombed
>Ziggers offer no support despite loudly proclaiming "no limits friendship" with the sandniggers just last year.
>China silent as the grave despite their #2 oil suppliers getting burger'd right after they lost #3
>The world is more mad at Iran for bombing instagramville in response than the jews and yanks

>American markets are UP on the news

BRICSisters...
Not like this
It was supposed to be our time
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>>61924346
>exit pump
>YEEE HEEE HEEE
>EXIT PUMP!
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>>61924449
it's ok little monkey, the white people are in charge. Just kill your leaders and everything will be ok
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>>61924449
So this is the power of thot?
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>>61924428
It's going to go up another 100% a few weeks after it hits nasdaq
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>>61924346
so with every war the forward returns get lower and lower? good to know
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>>61924449
We are reaching levels of he can't be getting away with it previously thought impossible
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>>61924449
USA always wins. It's an iron law of the world, all jokes and memes aside.
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>>61924346
>XOM Barely up 1%
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Chat I'm all in on RTX, LASR, USO, and GLD. How cooked am I?
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I hope you had some defense stocks bought anon. It's not too late yet if you didn't, the Cuba operation will get them even higher in a couple months
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Muscovy's limp dick turd world order didn't play out, who could have guessed?
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Pretty funny the global mood shift after an 0.5% change in the nasdaq lol
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fuck whatever retard shilled me that First Phosphate bullshit it hit breakeven today and i dumped it.
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the war will be over before the end of the market week
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>>61924485
Private prison and reinforced concrete stocks through the moon for the Guantanamo expansion (goodbye Kamala)
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Why stock red on LITERALLY NO NEWS WHATSOEVER?
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>>61924501
Should've invested in manly Greek construction bozo
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>>61924493
the market is up from open because of fuckery

I have multiple sell orders below ask that wont close on RH.
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>>61924514
Kek'd
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>>61924411
What's going on this overpriced soot? I don't trust female CEOs, simple as
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>>61924517
*below bid
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>>61924516
i tried to get out of phosphate and into hairy sweaty greek construction but neither schwab or fidelity will allow me. Very homophobic!
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This market is bad for my stomach and liver.
I bought into BTC again. I honestly thought it was too risky but fuck it.
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babe you know I love you and I want what's best for our future children and that's I'm shorting the VIX and spending the profit on a tranny a hooker
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>>61924517
Sucks I hope you beat the fuckery
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>>61924517
Me as well.

Glowies are up to their usual tricks.
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>>61924539
Based
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Buy silber minors
Pump my bags!!
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>>61924416
I bought Circle (no one on /smg/ talking about this) and Micron.

I wish I had bought a lot more circle thoug kek
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>>61924539
>shorting the VIX
That is so romantic! almost like climbing a dangerous mountain to pick a flower.
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>>61924539
risk on
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Thinking about buying some ASML when my paycheck comes in
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>>61924548
Yeah no, I pray you die poor and alone.
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Iran is bombing everyone, what is their game plan? How could they succeed?
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>>61924565
Pozzed
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You bought the dip on XOM and LMT, right, /biz/? Great stocks to have when they're bombing towelheads.
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>>61924573
>If you keep bombing us we'll take everyone down with us
It's the only move they have
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>>61924570
Jew spotted
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>>61924026
Couldn't do anything special on such a unpredictable special crazy occasion
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Stocks are up as if there's never been a more bullish situation in history. Somehow this is extremely good news compared to corona
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>>61924573
There's no game plan. The ayatollah is dead, you think someone has a plan or a game? They don't have any leadership. The missile launchers are just switched to on and firing blindly.
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>>61924580
It's just like my animes
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>>61924590
I hold KMB, just looked and I'm actually down from yesterday
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>>61924590
The market is completely illogical, detached from reality. To be expected of an economy driven by 10% of consumers.
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>>61924582
Based Pepe spotted :)

GRRR IS GOING TO GORILLA GRIP MY PORTFOLIO'S BANANA AND DAVE IS GOING TO BEARHUG MY FOLIO I CAN'T WAIT FOR CLOSING TIME SMIGGERS

TODAY IS THE BLOODY FUCK DAY SIRS

TODAY I AM REDEEMED

(still holding GAMB lol)
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>>61924590
Seethe and piss is still down
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I'm a bit surprised to see Berkshire shitting itself so badly
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>>61924603
>Dude's down like 50 percents on gambling dot com
babe boss
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>>61924596
Lol.

His plan was to die. Trump played right into it accidently.

Nigga was on his couch playing counter strike and watching anime (in true jihadi fashion).

Thready reminder to congratulate our glowie/mossad handlers on their AMAZING INTELLIGENCE GATHERING WIN in OPERATION E P I C FURY!
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I am drunk.

https://youtu.be/gQEBgbLWWec?si=Q1vKXQb8meB7kDA8
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Can't wait to rail GI wives while they're out dying for pissrael
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any good ETFs? looking at NLR
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>>61924616
He could just launch the same missiles and do the same stuff etc but be alive
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>>61924626
lmao
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>>61924629
he was a psychotic radical who believed in jiohad or whatever, now they're all willing to go meat allah

his type wants to be a martyr and they made him one because or glowies at the nuCIA are a fucking joke.
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>>61924626
that is how i lost my virginity
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Torn between buying back into TQQQ or finding a new meme to ride. Tech can't stop rolling for a while, right?
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>>61924615
It was a gamble teehee

Nah the valuation is straight fucking retarded you can buy the entire market cap for 3X 2025 EBITDA its so very cheap I'm just going to average down before earnings next Thursday.

CEO bought $3.5M worth at $4.50 a few weeks ago, this one is going to fly back up.
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>>61924616
>permanently closed
lmao I hope they turn the site into a 10/7 memorial boss.
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>UUUU
I think the time has come to start Frierenposting again. Perhaps couple more days to make sure it's ready...
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>>61924616
Amazing how you niggers repeat Iranian propaganda, if he "wanted/ready to die" as you faggots cope then why did he have his daughter, grand daughter and son-in-law with him who also died? Why did he have a meeting with top ministers who were prime targets? Dumb nigger just mindlessly repeating Iran propaganda and leftist cope with zero thought
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>>61924650
like a 6 7 memorial no cap
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All my silver stocks and pm miners are down but my BTC miners making AI pivots are up. What kind of war is this?
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>>61924653
That'd be bussin' fr fr
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>>61924603
Based Iren Bag
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>>61924616
>if you die you win
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i want to frienenpost. it's been really hard not to recently.
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>>61924654

No Hycroftcomputer?
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>>61924652
Are you a retard?

Do you not understand how religous fundamentalists think?

Are you stupid?

Are you dumb?
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>>61924659
i mean the dude was like 90. they had succession plans ready to go for his inevitable death.
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>>61924663
HYMC is pumping but it’s not one of my big holdings
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>>61924659
Iranians are the new canadians
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>>61924672
>if your enemies kill you, you win!
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>>61924654
Target all iranian bases make no mistakes kinda war
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>>61924659
>99 year old man dies and galvanizes his entire military into lighting the entire middle east on fire as he said was his plan since he was 30

You must also be retarded.
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>XOM/CVX already back to where they were on Friday close
nothing ever happens
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>>61924672
I wonder how those plans are working for them. I heard that women are burning their bee keeper suits and dancing in the streets like a bunch of whores boss.
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>>61924671
Are you? Do you think he thought 'Let's gather our ministers and commanders in one place so it's easier for them to kill us and saves them money on multiple bombs', fucking dumb nigger, neck yourself
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>>61924659
He was an Islamist. They unironically believe that there's an eternal paradise after death lol
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>>61924676
I mean that's the point of a martyr.
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>>61924554
My CRCL calls were -90% just over a week ago and now almost 2x. Feels good to be back
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>>61924652
Why are you getting mad at room temp IQs with hot takes?
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>>61924693
You and your station chief pat eachother on the back big fella.

You found the guy in his own house, and probably spent 500 billion of my and the rest of our tax dollars doing it.

EPIC!
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>>61924696
well at least he died with his baby granddaughter in his arms to make it even extra martyry
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>>61924707
>bombed a baby
This is what I voted for. Thank you for your attention to this matter!
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>>61924690
we'll see. supposedly they killed 30k protesters while we twiddled our thumbs. that's 30k dead resistance members. might not be enough left by now for a takeover.
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>>61924706
His compound you mean along with a dozen commanders and ministers
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mmh, I should have loaded more defense and oil in folio
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>>61924689
its time to end oil once and for all
AOCs new green deal
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>>61924695
The 72 virgins in /smg/ are all I need
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>>61924695
Answer this, do you really wanna die peacefully at 86?
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>>61924616
>his plan was to die
BRICSister, this is getting embarrassing now
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>>61924718
Compound!

Right

Sound more EPIC that way!
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>>61924362
Based
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I didn't know we had this many Khamenei cock suckers ITT, who let all these losers in boss?
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>>61924723
No, tie me to a missile and fire me at Tel-Aviv I'm redady inshallah!
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>>61924731
They broke the walled garden of firstworldland boss
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>>61924731
who's paying for this war? do you prefer sucking Israel cock my friend?
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>S&P500 down by 3.5% initially
>now up by 2.1%
kek
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>>61924695
Yeah but he’s in hell now so enjoy your demon worshipping sand niggers, I guess.
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>He wanted to die that's why he had a meeting with the Commander of the Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps, Minster of Defence, top adviser to the Supreme Leader and Secretary of the Defense Council, Head of the Military Bureau, Chairman of the SPND, former chairman of the SPND and the Head of Intelligence of the Khatem Alanbieh when he obliterated
Yes, surely
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>>61924731
Who said I liked him?

I never said I like him.

But I will make fun of retarded glowies sucking their own cocks.
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>>61924738
inegalitarian games always adhere to the 80/20 rule, turns out incels were right
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>ww3
>line go up
bobos? more like dodos
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>>61924731
the place has become infested with redditors without rocker and scoops to scare them away
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>>61924731
anons just support anything they think it's against jews at this point no matter how retarded
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>>61924756
When he was obliterated*
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The market is just broken at this point. Forever inflation and the Fed obviously did cut way too early again and now does the "oops, sorry we already did cut, can't take it back"
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so is the daily generational dip over?
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>>61924554
HOW!?
TECH BAD, NVIDIA BAD
RED RED RED RED!!!!!!
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>>61924756
>not replying
You need to go back, you fucking bunkertranny.
Only reddit activists do this.
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>>61924756
lmao this
also he had has fucking granddaughter with him
It couldn't possibly be that muslims are retards
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>>61924738
Slavsisters... They walled us off the Walled World...
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>>61924554
>(no one on /smg/ talking about this)
you just figured out the secret to picking good stocks
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I can't help but imagine public sentiment about this war might be different if our president didn't gleefully proclaim he wanted to turn Gaza into a luxury resort
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>>61924579
No faggot, oil is dead. My calls are dead, fuck you!
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>>61924744
We make a couple preemptive retaliatory strikes on behalf of our allies, and all of a sudden it's a war. I can assure you the price would have been much greater had we just sat back and done nothing. That's what Joe Biden did his inaction and terrible leadership directly resulted in the deaths of American hostages. This could have been solved decades ago, but better late than never boss.
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nxe looking green today. Wonder if it will stay above $13 for a while
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>>61924784
No, they were dumb enough to think the US and Israel have any honor and morals. This is basically like Alliance vs Sylvanas' Horde.
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Sell gold. Sell silver. Sell oil. Hurry! Before your neighbor does it
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>>61924801
who gives a fuck about losers who got caught, i prefer people who didn't get caught. those are the real winners
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>>61924808
Most reddit post of the day award
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Gay ass market, fuck this shit
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>>61924801
Based take Boss, glad to see you in your senses
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stock market general, more like mossad general kek
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>>61924808
>Alliance vs Sylvanas' Horde.
faggot post
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>>61924808
>muh morals
>muh optics
lmfaoooooo
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>>61924808
Israel did the exact same thing to Hezbollah only months earlier so yes they were retarded to fall for it a second time
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>>61924814
That was the point, thanks.
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>>61924823
Baggot will always shill for Israel as a good practicing Jew.

And then we have that one guy who just rants about the Jews but never actually discusses stocks who was at it all last night.

I don't think either of them are ever on at the same time, though you may be him
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They have some 50% enriched uranium they can put that into missiles and fire them at Tel Aviv since Iran is basically a destroyed country anyway now.
They're already all dead so might as well use a dirty bomb or biological weapons.
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top kek
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>>61924829
They been falling for the same tricks since forever
It's no wonder is real keeps gaining ground on the region
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>>61924830
I gotta admit though that I got the idea for this comment because I recently saw a WoW Trailer reaction vid.
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erm.... silverbros???
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>>61924833
>good practicing jew
>shiksa wife
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>>61924838
???
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dr kikenstein and his gang of neocons must have gotten whiff of some prime quality OIL lurking in iran
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what's happening to silver computer?
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>>61924433
Sure hope you didn't.
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Silverbros I done tink 120 was the peak
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DNN
TUNGF
NXE

for those looking for some big gains a few years from now. Start accumulating.
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>>61924851
oh right i forgot about that he's married to a thai ladyboy or something
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>>61924869
already up 35% on the 40 dollars worth of TUNGF i bought last month
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Why is it going up again...
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>>61924872
>>61924851
We're not married boss.
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>>61924881
Nothing ever happens
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KEK BOBO
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Why is silver even rugging again?
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>>61924899
so the east can get cheaper deliveries.
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>>61924899
same exact reason why it pumped
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>>61924899
Sacrifice to Bal
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smg more like serve mammon, goy
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WILL THE VWAP HOLD, WILL IT HOLD!?
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Micron sisters, hold the line
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>>61924913
I believe....
>MUUGODS
>>
black tuesday
screencap this post
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>>61924908
Why do you post this disgusting you brown faggot, do you think anybody believes your bullshit?
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Looks like the bottom for NVDA has formed, and people are once again recognizing that AI sluts are the future. I would be all in on AI sluts boss.
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>>61924925
how do i take delivery of physical AI sluts babe
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>>61924731
>>61924767
>>61924771
Go back you jewish cocksuckers
Death to all sandniggers including cryptojews like Trump
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We're so back baby
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>>61924449
>The world is more mad at Iran for bombing instagramville in response than the jews and yanks
If by "the world" you mean American boomers, then yes, but most people have reasoning capacity and can see that Israel and the US started this war.
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>>61924927
/smg/ has been pro Israeli since the days of /rhg/ boss.
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Fcuk me, should have reshorted AGQ at 180. Outright insane how illogical the market is
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>>61924899
NIGGERS AND JEWS
son,
NIGGERS AND JEWS

i just
BOGLED MOAR
O
I
LITTLE BIT AGO

Y'all NIGGERS want some SOUP? I just had some with WOODSTOCK SCORPION PEPPER HOT SAUCE in it. If you ain't cryin' when you eat, YOU'RE A BITCH!
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>>61924937
but why AI sluts?
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>>61924927
>>61924937
>>61924929
babe i replied to the wrong post. won't happen again. As for physical ai sluts delivery, the settlement is in cash, so you never get physical delivery boss.
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>>61924937
Pro israel getting nuked you mean?
Go get fucked, kikel
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>AVAV up by like 17%
>Finally, it's time for my defense stocks!
>Randomly loses all gains and is now down by 10%
What the actual fuck? It makes no sense
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>>61924937
The Israeli stock market has been up by a lot
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>>61924935
only libtarded faggots care about Iran
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We are really about to go green
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Fucking crab niggers
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>>61924935
>most people have reasoning capacity and can see that Israel and the US started this war
What part of these were pre-emptive retaliatory strikes do you not understand boy?
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>>61924953
kys sand goblin
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why the fuck is it not dumping?
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>>61924973
Mondays are happy days
But yes this is dumping time so it's strange
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Are you guys gonna go to war for israel? Should I buy palantir?
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>>61924909
Topkek
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>>61924973
because war is bullish
thanks for playing
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>>61924959
I think trump should leave Iran if he doesn't care. After all, all goals have been accomplished.
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>>61924973
mayhaps dare i say it were........priced in?
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>>61924973
THE JEWS like to keep THE NIGGERS confused and guessing, son. Can you smell the NATGAS, son?
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>>61924973
Just wars are good.
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>>61924909
cope
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>>61924849

Shanghai is the Price setting location. It’s rising again. This is what pulled it up to 80 dollars to begin with. Let it play out.
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>>61924987
holy based pic
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>>61924973
the "war" is essentially over
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kek bobos
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>>61924959
Republikikes are the kvetching about how they're liberating Iran from muh repressive regime

Just an excuse to send White Americans to die or pissrael
Same old jewish tricks, just like with Bush and Iraq

America is a jewish shithole and has been since Wilson sold it
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>>61924983
>mayhaps dare i say it were........priced in?
HE SAID THE THING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>61924987
I love a good skitzo car
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>>61924988
rope
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>>61924977
It's not a war, expect trump out of there by the end of the week.

>>61924973
Investors don't believe it's a war. They also think nothing will happen. The american military is saying that it's picking off all irans missile launchers, which will disarm iran and open the Straight of Hormuz.
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>>61924982
We need to make sure that a pro-western leader is placed into power. Then we can have our cake and eat it too boss.
#GoldenAge #PeaceInTheMiddleEast #ThisIsWhatDemocracyLooksLike
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>AVAV
oh wow this thing is doing fucking summersaults
glad I TP at open
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>>61924973
Why would it dump?
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>>61924996
>"Israel has already won”
>Said Sir Richard Dearlove the former head of British Intelligence on Times Radio today. I tend to agree. Thank G-d.
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>>61924996
LIVENOW by FOX just said moar US FOARCES are on the way 2 tha SAND NIGGERS.
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green candle bros we were right!
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>>61924996
it is a long way from over and you should invest accordingly
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>>61924998
based
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Dont sell
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SPX JUST TURNED GREEN OOOOO
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Deja Vu
You now remember the time when you were counting deaths on just 1 hand
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>>61925022
DO NOT
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>>61925007
Trump hates democracy and doing things for other people.
Why should he make Iran a good country for free? What's in it for him and his family?
This is about showing the strength of america from a distance, not making iran a better country.
Which is also why the investors are so bullish.
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>>61925017
I admire them for killing thirdies in the most vile ways with no mercy
something my country is too cucked to do
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Today is such a great day for me. My gambling account is up 100s of percents. We have achieved something with the help of our American allies that I have dreamed of for a very long time. I just want to say Thank you President Trump. From the bottom of my heart boss.
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>>61925026
Yes mommy
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>>61924921
You think I'm lying?
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>>61925017
This site is filled with literal jewish/israeli shills, many posting from VPNs from Tel Aviv
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>>61925031
another enemy of america and freedom destroyed
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>>61925022
We already have a complete victory, but fine, I guess he wants to stay there for a month.
It was over on Saturday.
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>>61925027
everyone that isn't a stupid nigger hates democracy.
We need install a pro-western leader in Iran that will build a big beautiful Trump hotel and golf course. And a mcdonald's on every street corner!
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>>61925022
Why would Oil be lower? it went up right after gettin hold of venezuelan oil
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if you didnt long futures at 3:30 am theres no saving you tbqh
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>>61924996

Where the fuck are you getting your news. Trump social? Kek

Completely wrong.
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Where are all the cocky bobos who were shitposting about armageddon all weekend long?
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>>61925031
It truly is a great day, the stock market is green and America is back to doing what it does best, bombing brown people in the middle east

God bless Trump and the USA
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>>61924973
One of these days there'll be an event which fucks up the world economy for real and the "nothing ever happens" faggots will get slaughtered.
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>>61925050
On reddit crying that their americabad dictator was vaporised by Israel
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do you trust this nothingburger, seems suspicious
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>>61925012
>>61925016
look at oil. it just keeps going down.
its over. we won't and iran lost
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>>61925027
>Trump hates democracy and doing things for other people.
Then why did he sacrifice so much time and energy to help the American people enter a Golden age.
>Why should he make Iran a good country for free? What's in it for him and his family?
This was about keeping a regime that has chanted Death to America and Death to Israel for the past 40 years from securing nuclear weapons. I'm sure there are ways for anybody with 2 brain cells to profit off of this. Even lefties are going to make bank off of this calling Trump Hitler for the umpteenth time boy.
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>>61925005

Picking off underground launchers distributed all over a huge country. Yeah ok.

Air superiority has not been established. They are using cruise missiles and long range drones that haven’t advanced past the northwest border area.

Again. Where the FUCK are you getting your news.
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There is no war in Ba Sing Se
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>>61925060
LAST CHANTS
2 BUY
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>>61925022
Fucker I have 3x ETFS, make it quick.
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>>61925010
Why were futures down 2% last night?
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>>61925050
Armageddon did come (for silver)
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International stocks are redder than US stocks
Therefore, America is back
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>>61925050
https://www.marinetraffic.org/HORMUZ-STRAIT/ship-traffic-tracker

its still not moving. Logic will win in the end mumu.
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>>61925073
markets go down before they go up
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>>61925073
low volume markets don't count
this is basic trading 101
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>>61925027
no investors are bullish lol

thats ppt.

irans stated war strategy is to crash the market, they weren't going to let that happen. printer are fired up and cia front companies ready to buy.
that is the whole point of what PPT is actually to be used for, stuff like this.
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>>61925027
>Trump hates democracy
Based.
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>>61925075
story of my life
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why are we talking about a ball room. trump please....
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TRUMP WON’T RULE OUT BOOTS ON GROUND PER NYP
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>Trump hates democracy
You guys are aware that this isn't reddit right?
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>>61925050
Their new cope is that Iran is waiting to use their good inventory after they clear out all of the old stuff first. They stopped coming here because anyone watching this whole thing realizes Iran is a joke. I feel like a fucking moron for not just buying VOO in the after hours trading period.
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>>61925091
yes heggseth said that this morning also in his rant.

but he also said regime change may not be the goal and hinted america and israel have different goals now.
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>>61925091
Hegseth already said that at the press conference about two hours ago
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>>61925080
>no investors are bullish lol
Why would anybody be selling now? Do you think that Iran is going to be able to disrupt operations of anything whatsoever? It's like you've got your thumb so far from the pulse of this economy it's shoved strait up your own ass boss.
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>>61925091
There are no assets in the region that support a ground campaign
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>>61925080
>its muh cia

Quintessential thirdie post
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>SILVER
lmoa
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That's my president, he loves money baby! Anyway on to these dead guys...
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>>61925097
>muh heckin' based nazi 4chan
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you first worlders don't get it
once Iran raises the pink flag of gaysex it's all over for you
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good news everyone!
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>>61925107
If they use troops it will be to create and train an insurgency so that there is actual regime change
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>>61925115
We are all actually monarchist now. You should have an email about it from a few years ago.
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>>61925060
it went up today retard
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>>61924948
You seem to buy at the same time as Michael Saylor buys bitcoin, very suspicious indeed.
>SCORPION PEPPER HOT SAUCE
Is that like the tabasco one? Such a good level of spicyness. Made some american style chili and at first I thought where do I put all the grease ew but now I realize that the american way of making chili is probably the best. Sadly I haven't tasted any mexican chili yet because I am afraid of all the highway robbery videos from mexico.
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>>61924935
>Israel and the US started this war.
Yes and?
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>>61924948
>>61925133
oh the point is the chili gets better after reheat more than the german version that is why
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>>61925120
All according to kikeaku
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bought some UAE etf
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>>61925108
I am a privately educated white coastal elite.

You are an illiterate cornfield dwelling untouchable.

We are not the same, cletus.
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>>61924973
Say it with me
PRICED IN
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>>61925133
SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIITT/TABASCO/
is 4 FAGGOTS, one drop of this sauce puts SWEETY on ur 4head.
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Anyone else considering vibe investing into organ transplant space? UTHR has that cutting-edge cyberpunk aquarian vibe going, just look at their website https://www.unither.com/ . Imagine being an executive in that company, marketing gives you that design and you go "yeah sure, let's go". I just bought some stock just for that website.
>pic unrelated
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>>61925113
He calls them suckers and losers for dying against Iran
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>>61925154
>>61925154
>>61925154
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>>61925151
ah ok I thought scorpion sauce was a thing like a demi glace but now I know better
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>>61925080
Can those printers print oil?
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>he gets his news from right wing xitter and pol
Haha sorry immigrants but America is THE SUPERPOWER
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>>61925140
ONLY BC WE IZ FRENS
I am going 2 give u my own personal special SECRET to making chili...i use COFFEE 4 tha water.
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>>61925171
right wing twitter is pro-America
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>>61925106
Baggot go back to bullying you tenants.

You have proven time and time again you do not keep up to date with world affairs and have no interest in starting.
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>>61925176
omg I told my mom when I didn't like the chili at first "ofc it has kakao in it lmao" but coffee ...shiiieeet
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>>61925079
Today had less volume than friday
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>>61925166
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>>61925185
If youre putting in enough that you can taste it thats your problem
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>>61925144
source on pic?
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>>61925203
finally america is shooting back!
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>>61924457
Made me crack up until my eyes watered
Thanks anon
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>>61925194
for me its this one
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>>61925284
That looks like it would have a good flavor but weak af on the heat. This WOODSTOCK SCORPION PEPPER HOT SAUCE is probably 4 out of 5 fires and has an exceptionally good flavor on top of that. It's flavor even beats ZZ TOP HAVE MERCY HOT SAUCE, and its heat beats it by even moar. This is now my favorite hot sauce but I only have 1 bottle.
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>>61925022
wait, if oil prices will be lower shouldn't I actually sell my top oil now?
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>>61925284
A big factor is also that it isn't vinegar based and the pepper puree is the main ingredient instead of just added into a bunch of water, vinegar and salt.
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>>61925284
For me, it’s anal angst
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>>61925419
kek
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Go back
>>>/ck/
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>>61924931
I sold, your welcome



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