What's the first thing you're going to do once you make it?
>>61925699Completely book out a day at Torrey Pines
>>61925699Send a fuck you text to all who rejected me
>>61925699>Gets choice of any seat on the coaster>Picks third row???
>>61925699> 'having the power eradicate poverty'I refuse to believe somebody is this fucking retarded
sell everythingInvest it all in DX or similar in my schwab accountrecieve 15% annual dividends paid monthlyGet a mortgage for a small estate in some small town in a country I refuse to tell you aboutLive off my divvies and read and walk and build shitmasturbate constantly
>>61925699Buy a neon green lambo, snap a few instagram pics and disregard it after two months.
fuck yeah!
>>61925699>spends untold money just to have some privacy while riding the same roller coaster every joe schmoe rides on his vacation>still gets his photo taken and paraded around on the internetgod I'd be pissed. not that I'd get myself into that position in the first place
>>61925755kek
>>61925727Breaking news, jeets are all over the internet posting dumb slop now.
>>61925727Oh they want to eradicate "poverty" alright. But the solution doesn't include giving the poor masses any money. For which I say god speed
>>61925715>rejects the text message
>>61925727Most people are retarded. Leftists are extra retarded.
>>61925699Post “Nigger” on LinkedIn using my real name
>>61925723He likes to watch the first two have fun :)
>>61925699Buy more weed and weed accessories.
>>61925727You can eliminate poverty if you eliminate all the poor people.
>>61925699Build a hardened concrete bunker on top of a mountain (which I own the entirety of) and play DCS world with a full life-like sim setup on the highest end gaming PC money can buy.
>>61925699Then the real work begins. I will fortify my house and found my kingdom.
>>61925919Make sure you get some mineral tests done to make sure it's not sitting on any oil.
>>61925699imagine being the woman who wrote that caption (essay) for that picture. that aesthetically unaware woman.
>>61925923Naturally. I'll likely be hollowing out a mountain anyway.
>>61925699this is awesome imo
>>61925699>"NO YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO TAKE A DAY HAVING DISNEYLAND ALL TO YOURSELF!!! I DON'T CARE YOU'RE WORTH $300,000,000,000!!!!!"Lmao Disney is gay but the seething buttmad is palpable
I've had 800k worth of inheritance stuck for a long time I always lived well before that. Even now without that in hand and just on papers I have every electronic I could possibly want. Just live in peace I guess
What's sad is that he probably has to do this out of fear.
>>61925699this image begs an apu edit
>>61925699The first thing I did when I did make it was let my apartment lease expire, quit my job, and move back in with my parents. Now I go on random drives around the USA whenever I feel the inclination, and play video games the rest of the time.
>>61925992Having even 100k liquid would have been a wonder worker for me at 18. Now I'm trying to get to 1 million by 40k simply because, you know, it'll keep me living well.Thanks mom going to college was sure "worth" it.
>>61926012I don't get people like you don't you have ambitions or dreams lol
>>61926038I've already seen the (worthwhile parts of) the world and had a meaningful and fulfilling career. I've seen more in my 37 years than people saw in two lifetimes 200 years ago.I am content.
stare at the ceiling fan and wonder if it was all worth it
>>61925699in order, here's what i would do:1- buy nice house2- buy nice appliances and furniture for my nice house (yes i am old)3 - buy nice pc4 - buy nice clothes. not overpriced branded slop made of plastic but i mean clothes made of nice quality materials5 - buy nice car6 - lots and lots of pussy
Stop fucking OP's mum
>>61925699build a mountain in spaceno poors allowed
>>61925923>he wasnt planning on building a nuclear deterrentAmateur.
A house got to have a wizard tower from which I observe the realm and shitpost from a comfy chair. I will have the purple robe with stars too.
>>61926016I think about this all the time. Parents put down 80k for me to go to college which is great I guess but the cash at 18 would have been better
>>61925699i made it after the 2021 market, >i traveled the world>fucked escorts at least once a week. thats about it, i have a house a car and a gym membership. theres nothing to do to be honest, im playing resident evil 9 right now.
>>61925699>Buy myself a house>Buy my parents a ranch>Buy the best gaming PC I can get>Build a home gym After that i'd run out of ideas. Maybe I'd hire a bunch voice actors to dub old anime in portuguese and stream it for free.
>>6192572750 percent of americans have a lower IQ than 98
I would have to have 5 million + to even think about quitting my job. I worked pretty hard to get here and I’ve been unemployed before and it’s pretty bleak way to live. If I had that much then my job would be to research companies and tech in which to invest and managing my assets. Either that or I’d give it all to a wealth manager and just get high all day.
>>61925727Lefty types have no understanding of economics and literally think you can just redistribute some fixed pie of wealth and all of a sudden people are economically equal. They don't understand what inflation is, or how a business spends money vs how a nigger spends money. They also don't understand that people like Bezos aren't just sitting on a cash bank account of 100 billion dollars like Dr Evil. It's like communicating with a child.
>>61925923What if my house is sitting on oil though?
Two chicks at one time.
>>61926465That costs about $800 in the czech republic
>>61926372How much of a brain dead retard are you? >I need my job to have structure Just give you money to me you clearly don’t deserve it
>>61925699Buy some Ferrero Rocher
>>61925699drop a fuckload of stinkbombs in the air handler at the office then put in my zero day notice
>>61926465
>>61925699Probably eat breakfast. Then I'll buy the normiest clothes I can find and then go home and watch cartoons.
Go to Five Guys
>>61925699Refund my Chainlink tokens. I want my life back.
>>61926249corny ass darrenthewizard looking ass nigga
>>61925715Holy chud reply lmao what a complete failure
>>61926483Fuck off strawmanning NIGGER
>>61925699Poor people love to say “eradicate poverty.” lolI copefarm reddit everyday so I know lol They love to talk about time too>imagine spending your time doing this>if you were rich, you wouldn’t be doing this
>>61926521Kek! Nailed it!
>>61926588 (Checked)Shut up wizza I want dat cool wizard tower. Some other wizza must have conjured a wizard tower rent free in my head cus I keep wanting it.
>>61925699>having the power to eradicate povertyno the fuck he doesnt lmao.Even if he gave his money away to some poorfags they would all spend it on stupid shit and wind up in the same spot eventually
>>61926743total redditor death
